Chapter 84 - 78: Don’t Force Me to Drink! Huh, 1982 Lafite? Bring It On
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Chapter 84: Chapter 78: Don’t Force Me to Drink! Huh, 1982 Lafite? Bring It On
“Let me tell you, when he first arrived, he didn’t have your swagger. His classmate really gave him a beating.”
“You’ve seen that dog cage in the underground garage, right? That’s where he started living. In just a few days, he got enlightened, and his performance was spectacular.”
“Take some advice from your sister, don’t think about anything here. Just focus on your work, you’re no worse than those outside.”
In between speaking, the old woman stealthily touched Ning An’s stomach and unexpectedly twisted his chest hard.
Ning An didn’t expect such a sudden move and stepped back several paces.
“What, what are you doing?”
The old woman’s hand moved quickly down, then she looked at Ning An disappointedly:
“This won’t do, you’re too sensitive.”
“Most of our guests here like it rougher. With your lack of tolerance, it’s hard for the guests to proceed.”
Lin Yanke stifled a laugh until his face turned red; Ning An’s expression was even more unpleasant.
Following behind the old woman, Ning An spent all his lifetime’s quota of ’mom talk’ on her.
When they reached the casino, Lin Yanke was left behind by the old woman while Ning An was sent to serve an old bald man.
The man was shirtless, and what once were strong chest muscles were now sagging and relaxed. The tattoos on his back had begun to wrinkle, and he looked shady — definitely not a good person.
After a brief introduction by the old woman, Ning An learned that the man also ran a park business but got bought out due to insufficient backing.
Considering his age, having no troubles is somewhat rare.
Encouraged by the old woman’s gaze, Ning An walked towards him, the look on his face more like he was attending a funeral than going to work.
“Good!”
The old man’s eyes lit up upon seeing Ning An; he rarely encountered such a gem in his life.
“Wanna play a couple of rounds for me?”
Ning An spoke the script taught by the old woman, word for word like a robot:
“Really? I’m not very good at card games.”
“No worries, play boldly; any losses will be under my name.”
Ning An’s face turned as dark as coal, repeating the robotic script again:
“Wow, thanks boss, you’re generous. What if I win?”
The old man laughed even more obscenely:
“Well, then, naturally, it’s yours.”
Successfully engaging the old man in conversation, Ning An completed the task assigned by the old woman.
Seizing the chance, Ning An excused himself by pretending to need the toilet, giving Lin Yanke the signal to start moving too.
During their breakout, the two figured out each other’s cultivation techniques.
Ning An followed the Path of External Alchemy, which seemed odd initially, but with system rewards and the cultivation technique’s supernatural support, one couldn’t be quick to judge.
Lin Yanke followed the path of a Talisman Cultivator, even Ning An couldn’t determine how many talismans he brought this time.
Pretending to have a serious stomachache, Lin Yanke glanced around, especially at the cameras!
He put a Fireball Talisman on the Fortune Tree, stuck a Golden Light Talisman on the Lucky Cat’s eyes, and everywhere, discreetly scattered Five Thunders Talisman.
Ning An wasn’t idle either, directly summoning the Five Ghosts awarded by the system, then instructed them to start redirecting the fortune flow.
Soon.
The whole park base was thrown into chaos.
The old man, who usually had great luck in gambling, was also losing badly by now.
“Three four five six seven, a flush. Report a single card, anyone wanna take me on!”
“Haha, sorry to eat your hand, six seven eight nine ten, neatly covered with one pair left.”
“Big Joker! Sorry about this…”
The old man was losing his temper, standing up ready to throw a punch.
“Damn it! You dare win my money?”
The old woman sensed trouble, quickly stepped in, pulling Ning An along:
“Ninth Master, why are you so riled up? In a casino, there’s winning and losing; lose today, win it back tomorrow, no need to lose your temper and make a scene.”
The old man, hearing her words, was about to explode but cooled instantly when he saw the armed bodyguards had pulled their guns, casually tossing her a bottle of wine.
“Alright, I’ll give you some face today, have him chug this bottle to cheer me up.”
The old woman was more than happy, shooting a glance, immediately two bodyguards came forward, pouring wine down Ning An’s throat.
“Don’t pour me wine, I don’t drink! Huff huff huff, hey, Lafite? It’s from ’82!”
“Get it right, don’t spill it!”
These bosses are excessively twisted, worthy of the park where swindled pigs have miserable fates.
Once everything was settled, the old woman waved her hand satisfactorily, and the bodyguards who were about to escort Ning An and Lin Yanke backed off.
Returning to the so-called first-grade dormitory, Ning An immediately flew into rage, kicking and destroying the camera.
“Time to do the real deal.”
Ning An didn’t know how many Five Thunders Talismans Lin Yanke brought, but it was more than enough to level the place.
Adding precise assistance from the Five Ghosts, they placed two or three talismans in practically every base leader’s bedroom.
Aiming to let them experience the charm of the intangible cultural heritage — blasting blood blossoms!
“Holy crap! Where’s the light coming from!”
“Is it an earthquake? Damn, run, the building’s collapsing!”
With a tremendous commotion, chaos engulfed the entire park.
Despite gunshots ringing out from time to time, countless people were scrambling toward the exit.
Such an opportunity won’t come again in a lifetime; nothing else matters, escaping this hellish ordeal was paramount.
Amidst the crowd’s disarray, Ning An and Lin Yanke returned to the underground garage, swiftly unlocking all the cages before turning away.
Whether live or die, it was all up to one’s fate.
At the Dragon Country border, the immense protective net with blades, electrified even, and patrol teams were on the move day and night.
Were they seriously thinking about what they read online, about being forced and deceived into the park?
Without alerting the sentinels every five steps, posts every three, and cameras everywhere on the border line, to sneakily whisk a struggling person out of the country — surely, you’d have to be mistaken.
Using the Five Ghosts to scout ahead, the two came smoothly to the park owner’s residence.
In a heartbeat, they dealt with the few remaining security forces.
Even the two hidden gunmen in his bedroom, already identified, were possessed by the Five Ghosts, turning into imbeciles.
“Damn! Spit out my five million!”
You’d have to admit, the boss was indeed a big player; under such circumstances, he remained unfazed.
“Friends, I don’t know what I did to offend you, but if you wanted money, you should’ve said so sooner.”
Swoosh swoosh swoosh!
He pulled out a box from a secret compartment in the bedroom and handed it over, packed full of gold bars.
“Quick, check today’s gold price.”
After converting the five million into gold bar values, Lin Yanke clapped his hands and returned the leftover portion.
“???”
The park owner was bewildered, what kind of play was this?
It was like, despite crying heartbreakingly, he still took off his pants, fully prepared to concede.
Yet the assailant merely touched his buttock, then let him put the pants back on with satisfaction…
“Alright, we’re square, see you on the road if fate allows.”
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
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