Chapter 93: Chapter 87: Three Thousand Is Fine, But I Want to Check Xuexin Website

“I’d be crying my eyes out. If I were here offering incense at that time, maybe the founder would have paired me with her based on proximity.”

“Waaah, me too. Is it too late to regret now?”

“Such a beautiful person, if she were willing to be with me, I’d eat oysters, kidneys, and chives every day, and I’d be willing!”

The livestream audience started going wild again.

Click, click, click.

Seeing these comments on the screen, Ning An’s smile grew even wider.

Who knows what these crazy folks would think if they found out this beautiful person is actually a guy.

Ignoring the comments,

Ning An picked up his teacup, relaxed and waiting for the plot twist.

Finally, Officer Xiaoli made his way to the beautiful person.

A glance was all it took, and immediately a policewoman jogged over.

Seeing this, the livestream audience’s curiosity was piqued.

“What is he going to do?! Is he also unable to resist the allure of such a beauty?”

“Heh heh, we’re all human. What’s with that comment? Can’t a chef have a taste of his own cooking?”

“I get it now, he’s probably too shy to ask for her contact info himself, so he’s asking a female officer for help!”

I’ve got to say,

When it comes to imagination, online folks take the cake.

Even though they’re completely off the mark, they’ve created a logically sound closed loop. Absolutely brilliant.

The two officers had surrounded the beautiful person from the front and back, leaving no room for escape.

Ning An glanced around a bit, unable to help but inwardly marvel at the professionalism.

Officer Xiaoli gave a slight nod, and the policewoman placed her hand on her waist, ready to step forward.

After all, the suspect being female means having a policewoman step in wouldn’t create any issues.

At that moment, Ning An calmly said:

“Officer Xiaoli, why don’t you personally handle it?”

What?

Handle it? Handle what?

The audience was utterly baffled.

“Huh? I don’t understand what Brother Sect Leader means. Is he asking the male officer to personally get her contact info?”

“No idea. Maybe that’s what he means. Could be a sign of sincerity?”

Not only the audience, even the incense burners on site were clueless.

Seeing the officers closing in from both sides, the beautiful person appeared calm but was inwardly panicking.

“No way! I’ve completely changed my appearance. How could they notice?”

“No, no, it must be a coincidence. Stay calm, stay calm.”

Officer Xiaoli looked at her with clear eyes and said loudly:

“Comrade, may I see your ID card?”

Clearly a question, yet with a commanding tone that left no room for refusal.

The beautiful person quickly explained:

“I left in a hurry and forgot to…”

But before she could finish, Officer Xiaoli interrupted her.

“Then please come with me to the station.”

Hearing Officer Xiaoli’s firm words, the audience was baffled.

“What? He’s not asking for contact info? All that speculation for nothing. What’s he getting at?”

“Could it be that Officer Xiaoli discovered something?”

“Maybe, like that duck-billed guy, she’s also a wanted criminal?”

Oh no…

Seeing no way out, the beautiful person reached into her bag but cast her eyes around uneasily.

Ning An saw this and remarked leisurely:

“If you don’t keep an eye out, they’re going to run away.”

But the beautiful person seemed to understand something and suddenly tried to make a run for it.

Bam!

The policewoman behind him didn’t hesitate and kicked his knee hard. The beautiful person buckled in pain and dropped to one knee.

Then, in a swift move, she apprehended the beautiful person.

Officer Xiaoli still hadn’t laid a hand, just kept a watchful eye nearby.

The audience was nearly dumbstruck.

“Now… are police handling arrests this violently?”

“The world seems to have changed too fast. Before, they were afraid of breaking them; now they go straight for the takedown.”

Meanwhile, the policewoman had finished searching the beautiful person.

Her expression changed drastically, and then she whispered something to Officer Xiaoli.

After hearing the policewoman’s words, Officer Xiaoli looked at the beautiful person incredulously.

At first glance, there didn’t seem to be any problem.

But with the policewoman’s prior insight, Officer Xiaoli immediately spotted the issue.

She had an Adam’s apple!

“Cross-dressing?”

Officer Xiaoli was dumbfounded. Such a lovely “beautiful person” turned out to be a guy.

Seeing Officer Xiaoli’s bewildered expression, Ning An took a couple of sips of tea, pleased.

He was also curious to see the audience’s reaction when they learned the beautiful person was a man.

“Uh-oh, Little Daoist is laughing again. I think something’s up.”

“Quit it, you’re making me nervous too.”

“Stop talking, I’m too scared to even look!”

Officer Xiaoli snapped out of it and quickly walked over to Ning An.

“Daoist Ning, this… this can’t be right?”

He whispered urgently in Ning An’s ear.

Ning An, still unruffled, asked in return, “What’s not right?”

Officer Xiaoli was so frustrated his teeth ached. He stomped his foot, exasperated:

“This isn’t a woman at all! He’s a man!”

Ah!

As soon as Officer Xiaoli’s words fell,

the once-bustling scene fell into complete silence.

What’s that supposed to mean?

You’re telling me someone this good-looking is a guy?

To hell with it!

Sure, everyone’s seen a bit of the world, and online cross-dressing isn’t unheard of, but who ever thought cross-dressing could be so flawless?

The audience in the livestream couldn’t hold it together anymore.

“You mean, this is a guy?”

“Damn, I’ve got a mindf*ck hangover!”

“What’s going on?”

“No idea, +1.”

Ning An rinsed his mouth twice, smiling casually:

“Who said, in this sort of thing, it always has to be a man and a woman?”

Boom!

Li Kaiping staggered, looking at Li Lang, who was silently hanging his head, feeling as if he’d been struck by lightning.

He just thought his son made the mistake any man could make.

Little did he expect the development to exceed his imagination.

By this point, another officer took a document from his pocket and handed it to Officer Xiaoli.

Officer Xiaoli glanced at it, slightly surprised:

“You’re from XXX Academy?”

The beautiful person hesitated before shaking his head. His voice returned to normal, a crisp male voice:

“No, I didn’t go to college.”

Hiss…

When the audience heard this beautiful and moving “miss” is actually a man, countless hearts shattered.

“Mom, I want to go back to the village. The city is too complicated; I want to go back to the countryside.”

“I was just getting into it, and then you tell me this result… what the f*ck.”

“Ah, there’s no such thing as calm and peaceful times, just cross-dressing giants bearing the weight for us.”

Officer Xiaoli wore a serious expression, staring at his face and said:

“Since you’re not from that school, why do you have a fake ID from there?”

Seeing that things were falling apart, the beautiful person decided to go all out, directly pointing at Li Lang, and cursing:

“Ask him!”

“I told him I was a college student, and I just needed a little more money, only three thousand bucks!”

“But he smoked a cigarette and said fine, three thousand it is, but he had to check my academic record online!”

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