Chapter 95 - 89: Even If You Call in Zhang San, You’ll Still Lose
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Chapter 95: Chapter 89: Even If You Call in Zhang San, You’ll Still Lose
However.
No matter how the middle-aged man argued, it was all nonsense.
Officer Xiaoli, with a grim face, took him to the police car.
Along with them were Li Kaiping and his son.
Watching the police car drive away, Ning An couldn’t help but feel a little sorry for Li Lang.
Even though the kid didn’t learn well.
But… who would’ve thought the first one he’d find was a guy.
At this moment, the livestream chatroom completely exploded.
“They are right, if he hasn’t committed a crime, why arrest him?”
“I can’t stop laughing, hahaha, the stuff Zhang San taught in class, someone actually applied it in real life.”
“Doesn’t anyone feel sorry for Li Lang? Watching him, it feels like my heart is breaking.”
“Who can he blame, it’s the mess he made, let go of the desire to help others, respect other people’s destinies, hahaha.”
As the sound of the siren faded away, the incense burners had already left. After tidying up the Daoist Temple a bit, Ning An ended the stream.
He returned to his residence from the scene and then excitedly spoke to the system:
“System, blind box, bring it over quickly!”
[Ding! Detected two singularities fully reset!]
[Rewarding host with one Thunder Strike Token!]
[Note: By inputting mana, it can create a relatively weak thunder fire, similar in effect to Palm Thunder.]
[Rewarding host with one Seven-Star Copper Coin Sword!]
[Note: It has a strong restraining effect on evil spirits and monsters.]
Whoa.
Seeing the rewards given by the system, Ning An was a bit surprised.
Is this gearing him up to fight zombies?
But then Ning An became excited again.
Not to mention the Seven-Star Copper Coin Sword, just the Thunder Strike Token already made him unable to contain himself.
Who doesn’t have a youthful dream of sword flight and controlling nature?
Hey!
It means that as long as Ning An wants, he can do things beyond the scope of ordinary people anytime, anywhere!
Meanwhile.
The official account of Z City’s police department posted an update.
Update title: “On the Extension Range of Crime Offenses”
The video mainly featured the middle-aged man from Changchun Temple being questioned and voiced over by the police.
[…]
[For the issue raised by the public regarding the unsuitability of the charge, we provide an explanation.]
[The term inappropriate male-female transactions is stated as her in the law, but this is just its core meaning, and language has a diffuse range.]
[With the development of the times…, according to Article 258, organizing others for illegal male-female transactions, the he here, not her, so the male’s actions are deemed as an illegal cooking transaction, not exceeding the limit of this term.]
[…]
With the widespread dissemination of this update, countless people were shocked.
“No, I can understand women, and I can understand cross-dressing, but using cross-dressing to go out and trade, ugh!”
“A man, goes out looking for a chef, hoping to cook… my scalp is already tingling.”
“Are there really such perverts in the world? I spent money, and it turned out he was a woman? Fellow citizens must stay vigilant when going out!”
“What the heck? Does this mean the loophole Zhang San talked about in class has been patched, but I haven’t practiced it yet.”
“I’m genuinely curious, since the police gave a judicial explanation, there must have been cooking involved. Did that guy know his dish was a man?”
In an instant, innumerable viewers felt quite uncomfortable.
Normally, the videos taken by the incense burners and the livestream viewers would have long spread online.
But this case involves minors under eighteen.
So, without police permission, no one can upload videos.
Additionally, numerous cyber police are on standby, even if someone secretly uploads, it will be swiftly removed.
Then local police officers are dispatched to check the water meters at the uploader’s residence.
Therefore, until the police announcement was released, and certain groups had been pixelated, the videos people made were allowed to be uploaded.
Fans in Ning An’s livestream couldn’t help but express their thoughts.
“You guys just don’t get it, we were in the Changchun Temple livestream, and it was so thrilling to watch!”
“None of this judicial interpretation stuff matters. You guys missed the most exciting part, hahaha.”
“A peerless beauty suddenly transforms into a middle-aged man, tsk tsk tsk, it’s a pity that part can’t be uploaded, you all are truly out of luck.”
Huh?
Changchun Temple again?
Seeing these comments, all the netizens were taken aback.
Then there came a chorus of “Foster Father” cries, pleading to know the full story.
The livestream viewers, without any hesitation, filtered out the unspeakable parts, and, coordinating with the plentiful pixelated videos, vividly recounted the story.
Good gracious!
Piecing together the whole story, netizens were thunderstruck.
A high school senior went out looking for food and didn’t realize the whole cooking session that it was a man!
What’s more outrageous is, he went to make a wish, and that cross-dressing fellow was there too, just waiting to collect his hard-earned money.
Preposterous!
As for Li Kaiping’s wish, even the netizens couldn’t help but click their tongues.
Compared to HIV, it’s better to have a fungal infection, or even tuberculosis!
As the incident fermented, Changchun Temple once again became a nationwide sensation.
The next day.
Everything was as usual, and with the rising fame of Changchun Temple, higher quality incense burners were visiting.
Few clasped their hands to pray, and most struggled with the Meridian Technique.
Although they seemed to have just learned it, it didn’t affect Ning An’s good mood at all.
Even when striking the temple bell, his inadvertent strength increased by thirty percent.
Meanwhile, Ning An opened the livestream and chatted and laughed with the viewers.
It was such a picturesque scene of immortal living, earthly joy.
Until half an hour later, suddenly a shocking piece of news exploded online!
The video topped the trending searches at lightning speed.
The video began with an elderly man in a suit, speaking eloquently.
Most people couldn’t understand what language it was, only realizing from the subtitles that it was a Korean chaebol.
“Welcome everyone here, I am Han Xiuxian, the Chairman of the March Group.”
“As you all know, I have recently had major health issues, so I will be stepping down as the group’s chairman to seek ways to heal myself…”
Han Xiuxian rambled on, then changed his tone, signaling his assistant to play a video.
The video’s protagonist was clearly Changchun Temple.
“Given the current medical technology, conventional methods are unlikely to work, so I plan to go to Dragon Country in hopes of receiving guidance from the divine.”
As soon as he said this, a prepared reporter immediately stood up to ask questions.
“Chairman Han, can I ask why you plan to burn incense and pray at this place? Here…”
The words were unfinished, but the insinuation was obvious.
Dragon Country has many great Daoist temples; isn’t it a bit beneath you to go to such a small place?
Han Xiuxian smiled slightly and said:
“I’m going to Dragon Country as a guest, so how can I trouble the host? If I can worship here and learn about the customs and culture of Dragon Country, I’ll have no regrets.”
Another reporter, also receiving an indication, instantly stood up and continued:
“Chairman Han, I heard that this Daoist temple has never had a foreigner visit before, so what if they don’t let you worship?”
Han Xiuxian suddenly laughed, his laughter exceptionally wild, then stopped and calmly said,
“Perhaps, I will be the precedent then.”
“After all, March Group is the largest supplier of Dragon Country’s aircraft carrier antenna locks!”
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
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