Chapter 41 - 36: Binary—The Unique Fierce Romance of Sichuan and Chongqing
Chapter 41 - 36: Binary—The Unique Fierce Romance of Sichuan and Chongqing
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Chapter 41: Chapter 36: Binary—The Unique Fierce Romance of Sichuan and Chongqing
Wow!
Ning An was also extremely surprised when he heard it.
He could disguise himself as an incense burner to make wishes and know their wishes.
But without exception, these plainclothes officers only knew it was required from above, without the specific details.
If Ning An didn’t want to yield the Daoist Temple, he’d either be suppressed or really become the talk of the internet as rumored.
Ning An pondered for a moment, then suddenly asked:
“May I ask a bold question? The hospital, is it not enough?”
“The power of the state should never be underestimated.” Ding Yizhen gave an ambiguous reply.
Ha.
Ning An didn’t mind and continued, “Actually, I can tell you right now, some things the Ancestor can grant.”
“Grant what?”
Ning An stared intently at Ding Yizhen and then parted his lips slightly, whispering two words:
“Extend life.”
Ding Yizhen shuddered instantly, then couldn’t help but laugh.
Do they really think he’s an uneducated rural woman?
Extending life…
If even hospitals say it can’t be done, how could a little Daoist achieve it?
If he could do it, he’d livestream himself washing his hair while doing a handstand!
Before he could continue rambling, Wang Shaohua had already walked in with his head down.
Seeing the two people in front of him with flushed faces unable to speak, Ning An stood up and said with a smile:
“Director Ding, it’s been a long time since I’ve shown my face on the livestream. I need to go check it out.”
They’re all smart people.
He still had a bit of insight.
When Ning An returned to the Wishing Hall, there were already fewer incense burners around.
But the number of people in the livestream didn’t decrease; in fact, it was approaching one hundred thousand.
“Stop barking. Just say whether their wishes were perfectly fulfilled?”
“This is too scary… Who would dare come here for matchmaking in the future? The Ancestor must have torn and yanked the Matchmaker’s red string by force.”
“Two wishes, realized in one go, hey, efficient, really efficient!”
“But it’s not right, that guy seemed pretty manly to me, maybe he was forced because the little guy couldn’t step off the stage?”
Seeing this comment, Ning An rolled his eyes.
“Forced? Have you ever seen a forced player respond with a counterattack and then go ’cough cough cough’?”
Many viewers from the Sichuan and Chongqing Region in the livestream burst into laughter.
“Hey, whether he was forced or not, we can’t tell. If it weren’t for the fact that people were present, the Great Dao would have shattered you on the spot.”
Ning An coughed twice, teasingly speaking:
“There’s an old Chinese saying, it’s easy to know a person, but hard to know their heart. Maybe that ordinary person next to you is the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King.”
The livestream room burst into laughter.
“Only people from Sichuan and Chongqing understand this kind of iron-blooded romance. You’re still young. This kind of scene, in our place, is nothing.”
“I must say, I’m a little moved. Even though the picture is not clear, I see that guy looks so handsome and strong. In our monastery full of monks, he’s worthy of such a grand declaration.”
“Brother Sect Leader, stop pretending. The Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King is an old joke, isn’t our Evil God Cult more impressive?”
Seeing the increasingly playful comments on the screen, Ning An couldn’t help but remind:
“Let me remind everyone again, when making wishes, try to be as clear as possible, otherwise the Ancestor is getting old with slightly cataract eyes.”
“If you speak unclearly or vaguely, the return wish can easily become what you termed as unread chaos return.”
What’s the main attraction of Changchun Temple?
We handle life but don’t handle burial!
For other requests, it’s fine to wish for love, but if there’s a suitable match on-site, don’t blame the system for forcefully arranging things.
Hearing this, countless viewers in front of the screen let out eerie laughs.
Meanwhile, in the woodshed.
Ding Yizhen could hardly resist pinching Wang Shaohua to death, yet still, he pinched his nose to ask:
“You mean, you were also willingly doing it? Didn’t plan this with that person beforehand?”
“Absolutely not! I hadn’t met him before, Director Ding, you can investigate…”
“Forget it, regardless of anything else, I do trust you on this point.”
Staring at the competent plainclothes officer in front, head bowed and expression unclear, he thought back to the footage…
Ding Yizhen felt uneasy but still asked with a stern face:
“You can’t mean to tell me the ghost possessed you and made you defecate on the spot, can you?”
Wang Shaohua remained silent for a moment.
However, his teammate became anxious, preparing to explain.
Unexpectedly, Ding Yizhen directly interrupted:
“Shut up, all of you!”
Then, with a sullen expression, he continued questioning Wang Shaohua:
“Even if you were possessed, explain yourself clearly! Others might not know, but don’t you?”
“Elder An, you understand!”
“In the remaining time, there mustn’t be the slightest mistake concerning him!”
Wang Shaohua was silent for a moment, then sighed deeply:
“I… it was probably love at first sight, like being bewildered at the moment…”
Looking at Ding Yizhen’s face darkened, he forcefully hit the wall:
“The scene at the time was like a calico cat in love suddenly presenting its feelings, I really couldn’t hold back…”
“Couldn’t hold back… How could you not hold back? There are so many hotels, can’t contain you there, but you disgrace yourself here?”
Ding Yizhen mocked himself with a cold smile, genuinely questioning Wang Shaohua.
After all.
Such an act, let alone a police officer, even an ordinary person wouldn’t do that, right?
Wang Shaohua painfully took a deep breath, hesitated to speak, and after a long pause hesitantly said:
“At the time, there was an inexplicable voice in my head: ’This is your only one, he’s your destiny, don’t hesitate, hesitate and you lose, go for it…’
Ding Yizhen felt a lump in his throat.
Suddenly, a preposterous idea occurred to him.
“Let me confirm again, does this sort of… artistic behavior, happen often?”
“It’s never happened before!”
Wang Shaohua took a deep breath to steady himself, firmly saying:
“I did know my orientation is a bit unusual, but even in private, I’ve never done anything like this!”
“Could it be, the Daoist Temple is really unclean?”
A squad member’s sentence not only expressed his confusion but also reflected Ding Yizhen’s doubts.
The smoke, which had just dissipated, once again wreathed around in this small woodshed.
Just then, Ding Yizhen’s phone rang.
Looking at the note above, Ding Yizhen’s face turned serious as he respectfully answered:
“Ma Division, yes, it’s me.”
“What? Twenty minutes… how is that possible!”
“…Alright…I understand…”
Call ended.
Ding Yizhen picked up his walkie-talkie:
“This is Ding Yizhen! This is Ding Yizhen! Notify all personnel at the checkpoints to withdraw, withdraw completely!”
Meanwhile, he calmly ordered the seven police officers around him:
“Elder An’s special car is less than twenty minutes from Changchun Temple, the situation has changed, Plan A is ineffective, switch to Plan B now.”
No matter how disgusted he felt, he patted Wang Shaohua on the shoulder:
“Continue disguising as incense burners with your team, whatever happens, Elder An’s safety is the top priority!”
“Yes!”
As if recalling something, Ding Yizhen sighed once again:
“Shaohua, remember, disguising as incense burners this time, the primary mission is to ensure Elder An’s safety.”
“And… don’t ever light incense again.”
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
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- Chapter 96 - 90: A Child’s Inquiry Into Nukes! The World Is a Granary Everywhere
- Chapter 95 - 89: Even If You Call in Zhang San, You’ll Still Lose
- Chapter 94 - 88: Life Is Short, Why Not Give It a Try
- Chapter 93 - 87: Three Thousand Is Fine, But I Want to Check Xuexin Website
- Chapter 92 - 86: Who Says the Service Industry Is Just for Women?
- Chapter 91 - 85: What Was Thought to Be a Major Case Turned Out to Be a Major Criminal Case
- Chapter 90 - 84: Misdiagnosed! It’s Not Tuberculosis, It’s HIV
- Chapter 89 - 83: Deep Father-Son Bond, Wish Hospital’s Diagnostic Error
- Chapter 88 - 82: Cutting in Line to Offer Incense—In a Hurry to Be Sacrificed?
- Chapter 87 - 81: Tied to Patriotic Sentiment, Openly Scheming Against Changchun Temple
- Chapter 86 - 80: Taoism Goes Viral, Daoist Master Thomas Sprouts Like Bamboo After the Rain!
- Chapter 85 - 79: Dragon Country Second-Class Merit! Specially-Appointed Honorary Daoist Master!
- Chapter 84 - 78: Don’t Force Me to Drink! Huh, 1982 Lafite? Bring It On
- Chapter 83 - 77: Didn’t You Check the Security Cameras Before Plotting?
- Chapter 82 - 76: Honey, Say Something
- Chapter 81 - 75: Damn Human Trafficker, I Recognized My Own Sister at a Glance
- Chapter 80 - 74: The World Is Getting Worse—They’re Even Scamming Daoists Now?
- Chapter 79 - 73: The Junior Sister Returns to the Temple with Two Major Advantages
- Chapter 78 - 72: Wishing for the Smallest Price to Slim Down—But What About a Mouth Full of Sores?
- Chapter 77 - 71: Because of Academics, My School Beauty Girlfriend Got an Extreme Makeover into a Homeless Aunt?
- Chapter 76 - 70: Granny Wang’s Daughter Fulfills Her Vow—Is Your Academic Journey Still Going Smoothly?
- Chapter 75 - 69: Doctor: You Used Metaphysics to Shatter My Expertise?
- Chapter 74 - 68: Where Does Your Confidence Come From? From Ping Ru?
- Chapter 73 - 67: You Submit a Request, I Approve It
- Chapter 72 - 66: Wang Qiang’s True Identity Revealed: Cheerful and Sunny Mental Patient?
- Chapter 71 - 65: I, Long Aotian, Swear to Protect Liu Bo’er to the Death
- Chapter 70 - 64: I Love Him, It Just So Happens He’s One Gender
- Chapter 69 - 64: I Love Him, It Just So Happens He’s a Certain Gender
- Chapter 68 - 63: Lilies, Baby’s Breath, and Blue-and-White Balloons
- Chapter 67 - 62: Backstabbed by a Prestigious Heiress
- Chapter 66 - 61: Patriarch: Hates Clients with Vague Requirements
- Chapter 65 - 60: Fellow Daoist, This Is Targeted at You—So What Will You Do?
- Chapter 64 - 59: Is the Patriarch Going to Perform Palace Punishment Again?
- Chapter 63 - 58: Rise Again, My Love, Miss Mount Fuji
- Chapter 62 - 57: I’m a Decent Person—I Would Never Fall for a Female Ghost!
- Chapter 61 - 6: Erecting a Divine Statue in the Underworld
- Chapter 60 - 55: I, Dao Feng, This Operation Is at Least a Perfect Score!
- Chapter 59 - 54: The Queen Mother and My Unspoken Secret
- Chapter 58 - 53: Emperor Fengdu: The True Adopted Son
- Chapter 57 - 52: Emperor Fengdu: What Fisherman? Why Are You Forcing a Fishing Line into My Mouth?
- Chapter 56 - 51: Witch Race Mensa: I Got It from My Dad
- Chapter 55 - 50: You’re Asking Me If I Know the Medical Book I Compiled?
- Chapter 54 - 49: Hei Wuchang – A Downpour Nearly Ruined My Yanluo Dream
- Chapter 53 - 48: A Bit of Social Common Sense...
- Chapter 52 - 47: Cyber Earth God: My Rules Are the Rules!
- Chapter 51 - 46: Since When Do I Have to Pay a Toll to Go Home?
- Chapter 50 - 45: First Glimpse of Cultivation, Four Realms to Immortality
- Chapter 49 - 44: Five Ghosts Take Shape, Merit Manifests!
- Chapter 48 - 43: Warning! Your Metaphysics Is Not Authorized, Application Rejected
- Chapter 47 - 42: Damn, the Patriarch Opened His Eyes!
- Chapter 46 - 41: Rather Than Struggling to Die, Better to Burn With Passion
- Chapter 45 - 40: Elder An: For Myself, Ordinary Incense Is Enough
- Chapter 44 - 39: Bursting with Inspiration, Complete Breakthrough of the Carbon Fiber Bottleneck
- Chapter 43 - 38: Seeking Peace and Prosperity, Not Immortality
- Chapter 42 - 37: I Grant My Comrades Wellness, and They Grant Me Glory
- Chapter 41 - 36: Binary—The Unique Fierce Romance of Sichuan and Chongqing
- Chapter 40 - 35: Wang Gang Stays, the Others Leave
- Chapter 39 - 34: Plainclothes? All I Saw Were Would-Be Thieves Caught in the Act
- Chapter 38 - 33: Director Ding: Hurry and Invite Miss Dongfeng No. 51
- Chapter 37 - 32: Auntie and Her 7 Berserker Puppies
- Chapter 36 - 31: Fellow Daoist, Use Less Arsenic in Alchemy Next Time
- Chapter 35 - 30: Official Accounts: Can’t Bear to Watch, Really Can’t Bear to Watch
- Chapter 34 - 29: Daoist Master’s Provocation, Baseless Claims
- Chapter 33 - 28: The Fall of the Great Qing, and You Know It’s Time to Enter the Palace
- Chapter 32 - 27: A Childhood Friend from Heaven? No, That’s a Meteorite
- Chapter 31 - 26: Ninety-Nine Percent, Rare Treasure~
- Chapter 30 - 25: Aluf: I Want to Be the One and Only in the World
- Chapter 29: End-of-Month Summary and One-Day Break
- Chapter 28 - 24: Even the Patriarch Has a Day to Gild the Statue
- Chapter 27 - 23: The Missing Titan Was Just a False Alarm
- Chapter 26 - 23: The Grandmaster Is Missing, False Alarm
- Chapter 25 - 23: The Grandmaster Academician Goes Missing, A False Alarm
- Chapter 24 - 23: A False Alarm—Dragon Country’s Leading Figure Went Missing
- Chapter 23: The Mad Daoist Master’s Forced Love, Dragon Country’s Leaders in Difficulty
- Chapter 22: What Is the Daoist Association? They Think They Can Expel My Changchun Temple?
- Chapter 21: Using Maoshan Talismans to Command Celestial Master Sect Ghosts?
- Chapter 20: Changchun Temple Goes Viral Again, the Patriarch Deals Justice with Pleasure
- Chapter 19: Horses Trample Cherry Blossoms, Welcoming the Evil God’s Army into the City
- Chapter 18: Cyber Incense Offering, Beholding the Mechanical Trinity
- Chapter 17: It’s Just a Voice Chat PK, Why Do You Want My Life?
- Chapter 16: My Dad’s Been Gone for 20 Years—You Think His Fate Had Calamity?
- Chapter 15: Fake One Compensate Ten—Even the Founder’s Underwear Lost?
- Chapter 14: Failed Scam Buster, Scammed Out of 120,000 First?
- Chapter 13: Exposing Fakes? Sounds Like You Want to Be Sacrificed
- Chapter 12: Others Seek Earthly Blessings, But You’re Worshipping the Underworld?!
- Chapter 11: All Mortals Worship Fortune, Prosperity, and Longevity, but No One Worships Me, King Yama
- Chapter 10: And You Still Say Your Daoist Temple Doesn’t Worship an Evil God
- Chapter 9: Who Counts Earning a PhD as "Academic Success"?
- Chapter 8: Academic Success? Does Delayed Graduation Count
- Chapter 7: Daoist Temple: Now Tell Me, Isn’t the World Peaceful?
- Chapter 6: Losing Yourself, and Sacrificing Your Daughter Too?
- Chapter 5: Damn It, the Little Daoist Is Bluffing Again
- Chapter 4: Tell Me, Is the Rest of His Life Peaceful or Not?
- Chapter 3: Just Making a Wish, Why Did the Counter-Terrorism Unit Show Up Too?
- Chapter 2: Seeking Peace, Sentenced to Life Imprisonment
- Chapter 1: In the Daoist Temple, Wild Wish Response