Chapter 86 - 80: Taoism Goes Viral, Daoist Master Thomas Sprouts Like Bamboo After the Rain!
Chapter 86 - 80: Taoism Goes Viral, Daoist Master Thomas Sprouts Like Bamboo After the Rain!
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Chapter 86: Chapter 80: Taoism Goes Viral, Daoist Master Thomas Sprouts Like Bamboo After the Rain!
“Who can tell the difference between the anchor being a Daoist or Yan Shuangying?”
“Praying to Immortals is less reliable than seeking help from a Daoist Master! If the Ancestor doesn’t manage things, the Daoist Master can; if you worship my Immortal, I’ll make sure your wishes come true!”
“I won’t say more, I’m heading to Changchun Temple to offer incense now!”
“Second Brother, I’m going too!”
…
Since the park event occurred outside of Dragon Country, its spread was incredibly wide.
Numerous foreigners exclaimed “Oh my gosh,” and started looking for Ning An’s Twitter account.
Meanwhile.
Ning An’s domestic account rapidly gained followers, amassing three million fans in less than half a day, and the rate hasn’t slowed!
Foreigners unable to find Ning An’s Twitter account started climbing over the wall, registering for chat software accounts in Dragon Country.
“I know a little Chinese, Dragon Country not only truly knows martial arts but even Yan Shuangying exists!”
“Mommy, I want to go to Dragon Country, I want to learn martial arts.”
“Oh, my little Bobby, Dragon Country has so many martial arts documentaries; how about we practice according to those first?”
“Baka! You idiots believe in such national lies, have your IQs been fed to dogs?”
“Moshi moshi! What Yan Shuangying, just a former defeated foe, died all right!”
As curious foreign netizens flooded in, a different voice emerged instantly.
Some expressed shock, commenting everywhere “Oh my God.”
Others were dismissive, belittling Dragon Country for deception everywhere.
Internet rumors vary, it’s understandable.
But global netizens didn’t expect that when Korean netizens appeared, there emerged a third type of voice.
“Sumimasen! This incident was clearly planned for five years by our Korea Country government to completely destroy this crime nest, how did it end up attributed to Dragon Country?”
“Thief! Utterly shameless! I want to request international arbitration to show the world their hideous mouths!”
“Ashi ba! Eh, the statues in this Daoist temple… Oh my God, aren’t these all Korea’s Immortals, quickly return them to us…”
This wave of thieves calling out thieves stunned global netizens.
You Koreans have such a tiny place, what’s there to steal?
Steal your kimchi?
If not for aliens, thought you guys were the center of the universe.
Of course, apart from these crazy comments, there were some relatively normal foreign friends.
They were originally attracted by Dragon Country’s profound culture, and took the opportunity to express their admiration now.
“Since childhood, I’ve been attracted to unique Eastern culture; if I wanted to move here, what conditions are required?”
“I’m not asking to move here, visiting is good enough, I’ve already decided, first stop in Dragon Country is to offer incense!”
“I think first you should learn some Chinese, secondly, you need to find out if they welcome foreigners offering incense.”
“Yeah, like Odde Babela Banana, Sword Forging Competition, the Changchun Temple videos, I haven’t missed an episode, but never seen a non-Dragon Country person offering incense and wishing.”
Seeing this, many foreign tourists planning to offer incense at Changchun Temple got nervous.
What if Dragon Country’s deities are exclusionary?
Dragon Country netizens who were fighting saw these friendly comments, wiped their bloody sickles, then turned to respond gently.
“Rest assured, our Dragon Country follows the trend of global people being one family, if you want to travel, just come!”
“If any punk dares to con you, just tell us; see if we don’t shut their shop down!”
“Offering incense here doesn’t have many rules, the main thing is sincerity brings results, apart from Sakura and Korea, everyone is warmly welcome to visit us.”
“If possible, I suggest learning some Chinese, at least let the Ancestor know what your wish is.”
Seeing this comment, countless people laughed heartily.
Like a joke:
[Ancestor: Is there anyone who understands foreign languages, today I can’t figure which brat offered a foreign prayer!]
[Celestial Master: Ancestor, I know a little.]
[Ancestor: This foreign devil… this… cough cough… what’s this follower’s name?]
[Celestial Master: Um… Daoist Master Thomas!]
…
Apart from Sakura and Korea, Dragon Country people are very welcoming to other friendly foreigners.
Thus, everyone eagerly gave sincere advice, wishing to glorify their hometown.
Ah!
As Sakura and Korea saw these comments, they completely broke down.
Discrimination!
Isn’t this blatant discrimination!
What’s this about welcoming all but us foreign friends?
What, are we dogs?!
Just as Changchun Temple was once again at the heat of discussions,
Dragon and Tiger Temple.
At this time, the main hall was barely attended by incense burners.
Beside it, the side hall was turned into a living room, some Daoists with ethereal bearing looked worried, cups of tea changed hands, and they were discussing something.
Among them, a Daoist at the top placed his teacup down, sighed and said:
“Infinity Heavenly Lord, fellow brothers, what do you think about Changchun Temple.”
As he finished, a Daoist Master on the left couldn’t hold back, complaining:
“Supervisor, Z City doesn’t have many visitors; we only barely get by on normal days, now Changchun Temple isn’t following the rules, cutting off seventy percent of our incense flow—action must be taken!”
“If we don’t timely impose sanctions, I’m afraid our Dragon and Tiger Temple’s status won’t be preserved!”
This Daoist’s words instantly drew agreement from other Daoists.
“Right, Supervisor, this isn’t child’s play; a slight mishap, and our Dragon and Tiger Temple could face collapse!”
“We must find a way to restrain Changchun Temple! We can tolerate its growth but mustn’t let it threaten or overshadow us!”
Numerous Daoists’ voices were forceful.
It’s not that they wanted to suppress Changchun Temple, they are fellow Daoists; unless necessary, who would go out of their way to be the villain.
Though Dragon and Tiger Temple often flourishes with incense, it’s precarious like Ningguo Mansion, simmering and close to danger.
In adapting to development trends, Dragon and Tiger Temple retained basic traditions and began semi-commercializing.
For them, incense equals traffic, high traffic means survival, low traffic means demise.
Concerning Changchun Temple, it’s just so.
A fox won’t allow others to snore beside it!
The chief supervisor listened to several brothers’ expressions and nodded subtly, then sighed, saying:
“Fellow brothers are insightful, our Dragon and Tiger Temple has a heritage of hundreds of years; if broken down in our hands, how could we report to the Ancestors after passing?”
“Moreover, after Elder An miraculously recovered physically, the higher-ups have completely focused on Changchun Temple; if we want to take action, it’ll be quite difficult.”
When Changchun Temple showed signs of rising, Dragon and Tiger Temple petitioned the Daoist Association.
Their Dragon and Tiger Temple’s scale ensured beneficial results.
However, at that crucial moment…
Changchun Temple saved Elder An.
Who is Elder An?!
So, Dragon and Tiger Temple didn’t wait for the Daoist Association’s notice, instead receiving a letter from above first.
The letter’s words were gentle, but anyone could spot the strong warning from above.
Still, the same saying.
Who can guarantee never to face illness or disaster in a lifetime?
Even if Elder An’s case was accidental, who can ensure the next accident won’t happen to oneself?
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 98 - 92: Ugh, Isn’t One Summoning Enough?
- Chapter 97 - 91: When the Fake Becomes Real—So You Call Yourself a Seductive Ghost?
- Chapter 96 - 90: A Child’s Inquiry Into Nukes! The World Is a Granary Everywhere
- Chapter 95 - 89: Even If You Call in Zhang San, You’ll Still Lose
- Chapter 94 - 88: Life Is Short, Why Not Give It a Try
- Chapter 93 - 87: Three Thousand Is Fine, But I Want to Check Xuexin Website
- Chapter 92 - 86: Who Says the Service Industry Is Just for Women?
- Chapter 91 - 85: What Was Thought to Be a Major Case Turned Out to Be a Major Criminal Case
- Chapter 90 - 84: Misdiagnosed! It’s Not Tuberculosis, It’s HIV
- Chapter 89 - 83: Deep Father-Son Bond, Wish Hospital’s Diagnostic Error
- Chapter 88 - 82: Cutting in Line to Offer Incense—In a Hurry to Be Sacrificed?
- Chapter 87 - 81: Tied to Patriotic Sentiment, Openly Scheming Against Changchun Temple
- Chapter 86 - 80: Taoism Goes Viral, Daoist Master Thomas Sprouts Like Bamboo After the Rain!
- Chapter 85 - 79: Dragon Country Second-Class Merit! Specially-Appointed Honorary Daoist Master!
- Chapter 84 - 78: Don’t Force Me to Drink! Huh, 1982 Lafite? Bring It On
- Chapter 83 - 77: Didn’t You Check the Security Cameras Before Plotting?
- Chapter 82 - 76: Honey, Say Something
- Chapter 81 - 75: Damn Human Trafficker, I Recognized My Own Sister at a Glance
- Chapter 80 - 74: The World Is Getting Worse—They’re Even Scamming Daoists Now?
- Chapter 79 - 73: The Junior Sister Returns to the Temple with Two Major Advantages
- Chapter 78 - 72: Wishing for the Smallest Price to Slim Down—But What About a Mouth Full of Sores?
- Chapter 77 - 71: Because of Academics, My School Beauty Girlfriend Got an Extreme Makeover into a Homeless Aunt?
- Chapter 76 - 70: Granny Wang’s Daughter Fulfills Her Vow—Is Your Academic Journey Still Going Smoothly?
- Chapter 75 - 69: Doctor: You Used Metaphysics to Shatter My Expertise?
- Chapter 74 - 68: Where Does Your Confidence Come From? From Ping Ru?
- Chapter 73 - 67: You Submit a Request, I Approve It
- Chapter 72 - 66: Wang Qiang’s True Identity Revealed: Cheerful and Sunny Mental Patient?
- Chapter 71 - 65: I, Long Aotian, Swear to Protect Liu Bo’er to the Death
- Chapter 70 - 64: I Love Him, It Just So Happens He’s One Gender
- Chapter 69 - 64: I Love Him, It Just So Happens He’s a Certain Gender
- Chapter 68 - 63: Lilies, Baby’s Breath, and Blue-and-White Balloons
- Chapter 67 - 62: Backstabbed by a Prestigious Heiress
- Chapter 66 - 61: Patriarch: Hates Clients with Vague Requirements
- Chapter 65 - 60: Fellow Daoist, This Is Targeted at You—So What Will You Do?
- Chapter 64 - 59: Is the Patriarch Going to Perform Palace Punishment Again?
- Chapter 63 - 58: Rise Again, My Love, Miss Mount Fuji
- Chapter 62 - 57: I’m a Decent Person—I Would Never Fall for a Female Ghost!
- Chapter 61 - 6: Erecting a Divine Statue in the Underworld
- Chapter 60 - 55: I, Dao Feng, This Operation Is at Least a Perfect Score!
- Chapter 59 - 54: The Queen Mother and My Unspoken Secret
- Chapter 58 - 53: Emperor Fengdu: The True Adopted Son
- Chapter 57 - 52: Emperor Fengdu: What Fisherman? Why Are You Forcing a Fishing Line into My Mouth?
- Chapter 56 - 51: Witch Race Mensa: I Got It from My Dad
- Chapter 55 - 50: You’re Asking Me If I Know the Medical Book I Compiled?
- Chapter 54 - 49: Hei Wuchang – A Downpour Nearly Ruined My Yanluo Dream
- Chapter 53 - 48: A Bit of Social Common Sense...
- Chapter 52 - 47: Cyber Earth God: My Rules Are the Rules!
- Chapter 51 - 46: Since When Do I Have to Pay a Toll to Go Home?
- Chapter 50 - 45: First Glimpse of Cultivation, Four Realms to Immortality
- Chapter 49 - 44: Five Ghosts Take Shape, Merit Manifests!
- Chapter 48 - 43: Warning! Your Metaphysics Is Not Authorized, Application Rejected
- Chapter 47 - 42: Damn, the Patriarch Opened His Eyes!
- Chapter 46 - 41: Rather Than Struggling to Die, Better to Burn With Passion
- Chapter 45 - 40: Elder An: For Myself, Ordinary Incense Is Enough
- Chapter 44 - 39: Bursting with Inspiration, Complete Breakthrough of the Carbon Fiber Bottleneck
- Chapter 43 - 38: Seeking Peace and Prosperity, Not Immortality
- Chapter 42 - 37: I Grant My Comrades Wellness, and They Grant Me Glory
- Chapter 41 - 36: Binary—The Unique Fierce Romance of Sichuan and Chongqing
- Chapter 40 - 35: Wang Gang Stays, the Others Leave
- Chapter 39 - 34: Plainclothes? All I Saw Were Would-Be Thieves Caught in the Act
- Chapter 38 - 33: Director Ding: Hurry and Invite Miss Dongfeng No. 51
- Chapter 37 - 32: Auntie and Her 7 Berserker Puppies
- Chapter 36 - 31: Fellow Daoist, Use Less Arsenic in Alchemy Next Time
- Chapter 35 - 30: Official Accounts: Can’t Bear to Watch, Really Can’t Bear to Watch
- Chapter 34 - 29: Daoist Master’s Provocation, Baseless Claims
- Chapter 33 - 28: The Fall of the Great Qing, and You Know It’s Time to Enter the Palace
- Chapter 32 - 27: A Childhood Friend from Heaven? No, That’s a Meteorite
- Chapter 31 - 26: Ninety-Nine Percent, Rare Treasure~
- Chapter 30 - 25: Aluf: I Want to Be the One and Only in the World
- Chapter 29: End-of-Month Summary and One-Day Break
- Chapter 28 - 24: Even the Patriarch Has a Day to Gild the Statue
- Chapter 27 - 23: The Missing Titan Was Just a False Alarm
- Chapter 26 - 23: The Grandmaster Is Missing, False Alarm
- Chapter 25 - 23: The Grandmaster Academician Goes Missing, A False Alarm
- Chapter 24 - 23: A False Alarm—Dragon Country’s Leading Figure Went Missing
- Chapter 23: The Mad Daoist Master’s Forced Love, Dragon Country’s Leaders in Difficulty
- Chapter 22: What Is the Daoist Association? They Think They Can Expel My Changchun Temple?
- Chapter 21: Using Maoshan Talismans to Command Celestial Master Sect Ghosts?
- Chapter 20: Changchun Temple Goes Viral Again, the Patriarch Deals Justice with Pleasure
- Chapter 19: Horses Trample Cherry Blossoms, Welcoming the Evil God’s Army into the City
- Chapter 18: Cyber Incense Offering, Beholding the Mechanical Trinity
- Chapter 17: It’s Just a Voice Chat PK, Why Do You Want My Life?
- Chapter 16: My Dad’s Been Gone for 20 Years—You Think His Fate Had Calamity?
- Chapter 15: Fake One Compensate Ten—Even the Founder’s Underwear Lost?
- Chapter 14: Failed Scam Buster, Scammed Out of 120,000 First?
- Chapter 13: Exposing Fakes? Sounds Like You Want to Be Sacrificed
- Chapter 12: Others Seek Earthly Blessings, But You’re Worshipping the Underworld?!
- Chapter 11: All Mortals Worship Fortune, Prosperity, and Longevity, but No One Worships Me, King Yama
- Chapter 10: And You Still Say Your Daoist Temple Doesn’t Worship an Evil God
- Chapter 9: Who Counts Earning a PhD as "Academic Success"?
- Chapter 8: Academic Success? Does Delayed Graduation Count
- Chapter 7: Daoist Temple: Now Tell Me, Isn’t the World Peaceful?
- Chapter 6: Losing Yourself, and Sacrificing Your Daughter Too?
- Chapter 5: Damn It, the Little Daoist Is Bluffing Again
- Chapter 4: Tell Me, Is the Rest of His Life Peaceful or Not?
- Chapter 3: Just Making a Wish, Why Did the Counter-Terrorism Unit Show Up Too?
- Chapter 2: Seeking Peace, Sentenced to Life Imprisonment
- Chapter 1: In the Daoist Temple, Wild Wish Response