Chapter 62: Chapter 57: I’m a Decent Person—I Would Never Fall for a Female Ghost!

Boom!

The viewing platform instantly exploded into flowers!

In a literal sense, it exploded.

“Cut the crap, just tell me the price!”

After the entire sky of celestial beings, strange phenomena emerged, all staring at Ning An with eyes like they were looking at Tang Monk’s Flesh.

“You all ask… ask him.”

Ning An, having never seen such a scene, weakly pointed at the Dog-Headed Advisor in the sky.

At the same time, that bamboo sea flew once again, with sheets of paper falling from the sky along with Dao Feng’s widespread announcement.

“One promotional chance, one bottle of Nine-Turn Golden Pill, why don’t you just rob!”

“What on earth? No after-sales, what kind of nonsense is this!”

The various clauses on the paper seemed like draconian terms in everyone’s eyes.

“Tsk, if it wasn’t that we’re colleagues, only a fool would give you such an opportunity, especially those old seniors stuck at the Golden Immortal level~~”

The scene was a noisy chaos, all the proper gods who received the flyers were left dumbfounded.

But clearly, even though Dao Feng was acting cheeky, his words successfully motivated many proper gods with Golden Immortal cultivation level.

In an instant, celestial beings moved, swirling in shadows, with radiant runes directly enveloping Ning An and rapidly flying off into the distance.

“Good job, Meng Po, you acted so fast, that’s too sneaky!”

Many watched Ning An being abducted by Meng Po, gnashing their teeth in regret.

“Go, go, go, quickly rescue the little ancestor, don’t let him fall for that old witch’s tricks!”

A chorus of proper gods roared angrily, quickly rushing towards Meng Po’s abode.

In the sky, brilliant lights shone, with ancient beasts occasionally flying by, but upon seeing the celestials down below, they all maintained their composure and sped around.

“Ah, money truly sways people’s hearts, that saying is indeed not wrong.”

At this moment, only Dao Feng was left standing alone at the venue, but he wasn’t the least bit panicked, a sly gleam in his eyes.

Since he could ignite this fire, of course the insurance had already been secured long ago.

Swiftly, Meng Po rushed back to her domain, immediately activating the array to conceal the land.

After a brief exchange with Ning An, Meng Po went straight to the point, smiling:

“Little ancestor, forgive me, this old woman has an important matter to discuss with you, but was really forced to use this method, I hope you don’t mind.”

Ning An, according to his plan with Dao Feng, looked pitifully at Meng Po, speaking sincerely:

“Dear sister, I know what you want to say, but it’s not that I won’t help, it’s just that my method is to compete with the celestial immortals above for incense, our Underworld’s proper gods on earth… ahem.”

Meng Po rolled her eyes, knowing Ning An was talking nonsense.

To conspire with that street rogue Dao Feng, what good could come of him.

But there’s nothing she could do, the Great Emperor’s adopted son’s identity is there, using force is impossible; the only choice is to try gentle persuasion!

“Little ancestor jests, I invited you here not for incense matters.”

Meng Po’s smile widened, whispering: “Little Red, Little Green, take the little ancestor to experience our Underworld’s unique offerings.”

Behind the screen, two stunning beauties emerged gracefully, shyly gesturing an invitation, leading the way forward.

Soon, they brought Ning An to an inner courtyard.

Glancing around, Ning An’s lips couldn’t help but twitch.

In the courtyard center, were boxes of treasures, and agate and gold were carelessly thrown on the ground, hardly tasteful.

Most importantly, near the treasures stood dozens of Meng Po’s servant girls, all stunningly beautiful, offering as “gifts” for the celebration of little ancestor’s ceremony.

Ha!

Do they really take Ning An for some lecherous fellow!

Besides, things like these, where in the world are gifts given so openly…

He fundamentally… won’t accept them!

If possible, Ning An truly wanted to turn back and ask Meng Po if she could send them off to reincarnation.

After all, human beauties offering themselves is far better than receiving gifts openly in the Underworld…

At this moment, the clever Ox Head and Horse Face arrived at Meng Po’s place first, instantly locking onto Ning An’s location through his retained scent.

Seeing the wealth, they laughed disdainfully; after all, what deity doesn’t have such currency.

But a second glance at the dozens of beautiful servant girls stopped their laughter.

Ox Head crouched in a corner, silently taking off his mask, musing:

“That old witch Meng Po acts fast, we were still pondering how to please the little ancestor, and she comes in with a royal flush.”

“Horse Face, our life is like walking on thin ice, do you think we can reach the other side?”

“Our tribe’s female warriors have a kind of fatal beauty, this…”

Ox Head focused on Horse Face, gritting his teeth: “Hah, just because our female warriors fall short, doesn’t mean other approaches won’t work!”

He pointed to the mask on his face, determinedly: “It’s just a special delivery, after all, her servant girls are spirits we brought back, only reborn in flesh after cultivation!”

Grabbing Horse Face, Ox Head gritted his teeth:

“Humph! Her servant girls might be pretty, but our Underworld has more beautiful ghost maidens!”

“Let’s go, we’re heading to Lady Houtu’s Reincarnation Stone, plenty of beauties unable to reincarnate there, I don’t believe it!”

Horse Face’s eyes lit up, and in an instant, their figures vanished.

When Ning An, feeling weak as a shrimp, returned with Dao Feng to the bamboo sea, nearly having a cardiac arrest.

The originally peaceful bamboo forest now hosted a night parade of ghosts, with many bamboo poles swaying with flaming red-lipped female ghosts, some demure, some fiery, some pole dancing…

Others causing trouble is one thing, but what’s his “good brother” up to now?

Ning An was on the verge of tears.

He does like the opposite sex, but a physical body would be nice!

No body at all, what are they going to do, soul-mate?

As Ning An’s expression shifted unpredictably, Dao Feng whistled nonchalantly before leaving, while Ox Head and Horse Face suddenly appeared from the bamboo sea, rubbing their hands with foolish smiles.

These seductive ghosts were carefully selected from the countless spirits unable to reincarnate in front of the Reincarnation Stone by them.

Strictly following the latest human beauty standards, each is comparable to the tri-colored cats in the cat world!

Hair falling like a waterfall, billowing in the wind, red clothes fluttering, faces as white as jade…

Most importantly, each of these enchanting ghosts has at least once enchanted a man!

Ox Head and Horse Face firmly believed that no normal man could resist such temptation!

Ning An turned his face away, smiling wryly: “Gentlemen, what is all this?”

Horse Face chuckled, rubbing his hands awkwardly: “Little ancestor, don’t blame us, the Underworld is unlike other realms, not much specialty, except abundant ghosts, just a little token, we hope you’ll kindly accept.”

Kindly accept, my foot!

“Gentlemen, is this about the incense?”

Ning An, suppressing his discomfort, tried to speak calmly: “Brother Dao Feng already informed me in advance, our Underworld has it tough, especially for hard-working proper gods like you.

Rest assured, as one family in the Underworld, as long as it’s within my capacity, I’ll surely help appropriately, no stringing along!”

Ox Head, cluelessly, muttered in confusion:

“Little ancestor, after ’within capacity’, by human convention, shouldn’t it be ’go all out’?”

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