Chapter 94: Chapter 88: Life Is Short, Why Not Give It a Try

“Uh… huh?”

Officer Xiaoli immediately started sweating, feeling like his brain was about to explode.

“No, that… you?”

“Yes, a fake degree—what can I do about it?” Beautiful Person became more and more irritated, even gritting their teeth: “I told him I didn’t have the data, but who would know this guy is so stubborn, insisting on watching.”

“What else could I do? I said this time I wouldn’t charge, and settle the meal money next time we cook.”

“But my identity is fake, I could only get a fake document, what else could I do.”

Everyone’s hearts broke.

Broken more thoroughly than shattered glass.

However, one person was even more heartbroken, and that was Li Lang.

At this moment, he raised his head, with indescribable emotions in his eyes, his voice trembling:

“You… you’re a man?”

Beautiful Person sat on the ground, rolled their eyes at him, and said nothing.

Suddenly, Li Lang seemed to have thought of something, and said excitedly:

“I… I touched you! You clearly had breasts, no man could have that kind of…”

Whoa!

Before he could finish, Beautiful Person didn’t waste words, and quickly put on a strip tease at the scene.

Soon after, a soul-penetrating plastic sound was heard, and the silicone implant rolled onto the ground, happily turning twice.

Li Lang’s face turned pale, biting his lip, but his speech quickened:

“That… that day, blood, water, and pressure…”

Beautiful Person looked at him like an idiot, and said slowly:

“You probably haven’t been with a woman before, have you?”

They rummaged through their bag again, and a bottle of lubricant was thrown at his feet.

“In the dark, what could you see? You said you were like an eel, wasn’t it all thanks to this thing.” Beautiful Person disdainfully blew at their fake bangs.

“Why, why did you…”

Beautiful Person blew at their fake bangs, looked at the mentally collapsing Li Lang, and said:

“Bro, I’m from Sichuan and Chongqing, coming to this conservative-thinking place of yours, how could I enjoy life’s pleasures without some clever tricks?”

Li Lang’s mental collapse was complete, as he slowly knelt on the ground, sobbing bitterly.

Li Kaiping was even more stupefied; those few short minutes felt more exciting than his entire life.

Just then, his helpless gaze suddenly swept over a leisurely figure.

Li Kaiping instantly became excited, got up, and approached Ning An, furiously saying:

“Why did it turn out like this!”

“Didn’t you say this was effective?”

“Tell me why it ended up this way!”

Before he finished, Li Kaiping burst into hopeless tears.

He was just an ordinary father.

This complex situation was far beyond his abilities to resolve.

His obedient son had turned into a stranger, which no one could handle.

The livestream audience was also struck silent.

“I did know that making a wish at Changchun Temple brings results, but at a cost—isn’t this… too much of a cost.”

“Although, still, I don’t know what to say.”

“It wasn’t tuberculosis, nor a fungal infection, the hospital misdiagnosed, indeed it was all effective, but this result…”

Still, people had seen Changchun Temple’s incense acts mysteriously before.

At this moment, they were merely regretful, without much other emotional fluctuation.

Ning An looked at him, put down the teacup, and sighed:

“Devotee, let me ask you, do you still remember your previous wish?”

“I…”

Li Kaiping wanted to say he remembered, but suddenly realized, his eyes widened like dead fish eyes, unable to continue.

No tuberculosis.

No fungal infection.

Hospital misdiagnosis.

Each and every point had now been realized.

But who would have thought it would turn out to be HIV!

This was even worse than tuberculosis!

“Then, I’ll make another wish…”

Seeing the emotionally agitated Li Kaiping about to make another wish, Ning An patted his shoulder, and said regretfully:

“What use would another wish be?”

“Things have come to this point, running away won’t help. In the future, try to care more about your child, and aim to be a good, dutiful father.”

Meanwhile…

After questioning about the basic situation, the police had finished their inquiries.

Subsequently, Beautiful Person began removing makeup on the spot.

When he returned to his original form, everyone fell silent.

The once pure and lovely Beautiful Person instantly vanished, transforming into an ordinary middle-aged man.

Though not ugly, what normal man would have other thoughts about a same-sex encounter.

“Whoa, did Asian sorcery just happen?”

“From head to toe, not a spot hasn’t been altered. Charging three thousand seems understandable?”

“This… before and after makeup, it’s way too different, before makeup tougher than my dad, after makeup more feminine than my mom!”

The livestream audience didn’t just call it absurd, even Ning An was taken aback.

Honestly speaking.

With their skills, in certain aspects, three thousand wasn’t expensive at all.

Easily outshining countless competitors from Dragon Country.

At this point, Li Lang seemed completely crazed, glaring intensely at this grand transformation, his facial muscles starting to twist.

Who would’ve thought, what was supposed to be an early taste of raw joy.

Ended up as suffocating pain.

Others might spend money sensibly; he directly ran into the sword’s sheath!

“Quick… arrest him, arrest him!”

Hearing Li Lang’s heart-wrenching roar, the middle-aged man remained indifferent.

But when a police officer approached with handcuffs, ready to detain him, he began to panic.

“What are you doing? I’m a law-abiding citizen, you’re abusing your power!”

The seasoned officer with handcuffs had no interest in him, shouting angrily:

“Behave!”

The middle-aged man was relentless, shouting at Officer Xiaoli:

“Officer, what law did I break, can you tell me?”

Hearing this, Officer Xiaoli took a couple of steps forward, his anger immediately rising:

“How dare you say that? I ask you, selling…”

Suddenly.

As if realizing something, Officer Xiaoli suddenly went silent.

The middle-aged man, seeing this, laughed loudly: “Officer, ’selling sound’ refers to the act of women exchanging their bodies with unspecified men for money.”

“I’m not a woman, both parties are from the hospital, and there’s no monetary exchange—what crime have I committed!”

Boom!

Hearing this, the livestream audience was instantly dumbfounded.

There was only one thought in their minds:

This guy is a damn genius!

The on-site atmosphere solidified completely, everyone’s views shattered as they stared at him.

“Your actions will be judged by the judicial authorities, stop playing games here!”

Officer Xiaoli struggled to adjust his expression, then raised the fake document in his hand, and sternly said: “This fake document, you can’t deny using it!”

Hearing this, the middle-aged man’s chest puffed out even more.

“Officer, have you heard of training currency?”

“Stop changing the subject.”

Looking at Officer Xiaoli, the middle-aged man didn’t get angry, instead, he smiled and said:

“Officer, open the last page, and look at those big red words.”

Half-believing, Officer Xiaoli turned to the last page, and in an instant, was stunned.

Ning An wondered what he saw, and looked over.

There, glowing in the sun, were the big words:

For entertainment purposes only, do not take seriously.

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