Chapter 31 - 26: Ninety-Nine Percent, Rare Treasure~
Chapter 31: Chapter 26: Ninety-Nine Percent, Rare Treasure~
On the contrary.
Aluf’s livestream followers are getting more and more pleased.
“This wish is so damn intriguing! Second battalion commander, go, get your artillery up here, it’ll be needed soon.”
“Hahaha, wishing to become the most unique person, and it has to be today, recognized by both him and the world, hey, isn’t this genius?”
“Little Daoist, take the challenge.”
……
Meanwhile.
As Aluf said his wish, the system panel also displayed:
[Gender: Male]
[Occupation: Streamer]
[Name: Duan Yunpeng]
[Wish: To become the most unique person in the world today]
[Wacky wish fulfillment: After leaving Changchun Temple, a meteor falls from the sky, coincidentally hitting Little Yunpeng, instantly turning him to dust, dying, becoming the most unique person in the world!]
Damn!
Looking at the information on the system panel, Ning An’s expression was complex, taking several deep breaths.
No wonder he’s a powerhouse with depleted moral integrity, exciting even the Ghost-Collecting Incense to dance.
This time the wish fulfillment… terrifying to this extent!
Soon Aluf finished burning the Divine Invitation Incense, then confidently strode into the temple to make a wish.
Before entering the hall, Aluf turned his head, his face seemingly flushed, smiling arrogantly and proudly.
“Little Daoist, you still have time to reconsider, don’t cry later.”
“Oh.” Ning An nonchalantly nodded, squinting his eyes:
“I just want to remind the layman here.”
“While you timely preserved the honor of the patriarch, today you’ve also brought disgrace to him.”
“Using Divine Invitation Incense today, even if it works ten times out of ten, the temper of the immortals is unpredictable, who knows what might happen.”
Aluf laughed arrogantly, slapped his thigh:
“Little Daoist is still so naive, I’m putting my words here, as long as the wish can be fulfilled today, no matter how immortals play tricks on me, I’ll accept it!”
Aluf’s mouth curved upwards.
Who in their right mind could coincidentally align things like this?
Dare to say it’s not scripted!
It’s just some ignorant netizens listening to rumors and blindly following.
Today he’s determined to use Changchun Temple’s trending status to make a breakthrough!
“Daoist Master, then I’m going in.”
Looking at the spirited Aluf, what could Ning An say?
“Go ahead, there’s a Child-Seeking Guanyin in the hall, I suggest you take some time to worship.”
Unconsciously, Ning An revealed a meaningful smile.
At this moment, a scenic image came to mind:
An old eunuch lights up a gold bar, passes it under his nose, a smile emerges, then sings in a sharp voice:
Ninety-nine percent, a rare treasure~
…
In no time, Aluf came out from the hall.
He disregarded his image, laughing heartily in front of the camera, shaking all over.
While laughing, he pulled Ning An into his livestream frame.
“I’ve finished my wish-making, dare I ask the Little Daoist how you plan to help me realize this wish today.”
Ning An didn’t get annoyed, just laughed: “Layman, don’t rush. Your fate is not within the temple; go home first, the patriarch has already arranged it for you.”
This doesn’t blame Ning An for his good temper.
After all, idle words should be avoided.
“You say my fate is outside the temple? Heh, you’re not thinking of tricking me into going out, then running away with the money yourself, are you?”
Aluf laughed, clutching his belly, started applauding at the camera.
“Our Changchun Temple’s Little Daoist certainly speaks well, it’s a pity those monkeys didn’t invite you to the park.”
“Next, you’re probably going to say Daoists are practitioners who don’t tell lies…”
Before Aluf finished speaking, Ning An directly interrupted him:
“I’ll go with you to find your fate.”
Oh wow!
The spectators in both livestreams immediately started boiling.
“Damn! Is the Little Daoist on the other side that confident? Normally, shouldn’t he decisively refuse Aluf?”
“Hmm, then you’ve underestimated our Evil God Cult’s Cult Leader; our leader is mighty tricky, such small scenes are easy peasy for the patriarch.”
“Bah, wishing is fundamentally just a mental comfort, if wishes really worked wonders nationally all the time, they’d have scientists wishing instead.”
“Words get you nowhere! Look down to see what happens to this unfortunate kid without divine protection.”
Barrage messages quickly flashed by on the livestream, Ning An slightly closed the temple door.
To be honest.
Even with the system’s prompt, Ning An still wanted to see for himself.
After all, who can resist a swaggering bloke without any real weapon!
But to be safe, Ning An kept a mindful eye, proactively suggested walking in front of Aluf, maintaining about ten meters distance.
This distance could reassure Aluf he wouldn’t escape, while maximizing safety from the meteor.
Ning An walked ahead, Aluf passionately opened his mic behind.
“Family, don’t worry, when Aluf takes action, it has never failed!”
“If today’s wish isn’t fulfilled, I will expose Changchun Temple’s script!”
“Even if there’s capital involved behind this, I, Aluf, stand by my words. We’re constantly tested by these capital forces; if we whistleblowers can’t hold our ground, what’s left for our descendants!”
Aluf’s impassioned speech instantly resonated with many in his livestream.
“Firmly resist capital scripts! Aluf, you must not let us down!”
“Thanks to whistleblowers like Aluf, the world’s darkness is more visible; if we all work together, those capitalists can’t deceive us!”
“Streamer, keep it up. When you successfully expose this, I’ll give you two sports cars to celebrate!”
Looking at supporters in his chat, envisioning successful uncoverings.
Aluf’s heart felt sweeter than honey, shouting even more vigorously:
“Thank my family for your support, without you, I, Aluf, despite high aspirations, couldn’t have reached today.”
“This time, I’ll continue to uphold the whistleblower’s bottom line, firmly battling this capital force until the last moment! Life continues, whistleblowing never stops!”
“Pfft~”
Walking ahead, Ning An initially managed to hold in his laughter, but hearing this, he couldn’t help but burst out laughing.
Aluf’s eyes widened: “Laughing at what, whistleblowers like me stand irreconcilably against capital lackeys like you!”
Let’s hope he can keep making such high-sounding speeches and idle remarks later.
Ning An took a deep breath, holding back laughter:
“Layman, you’re really flattering us at Changchun Temple.”
“Capital? Are you kidding? Since when did capital have the final word in our country.”
“Even if capital scripts deceive everyone for a while, you wouldn’t believe that the military, police could be mobilized by a small capital script, right?”
“In this land, capital is never allowed into significant areas, isn’t this common knowledge known even to elementary school students?”
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 98 - 92: Ugh, Isn’t One Summoning Enough?
- Chapter 97 - 91: When the Fake Becomes Real—So You Call Yourself a Seductive Ghost?
- Chapter 96 - 90: A Child’s Inquiry Into Nukes! The World Is a Granary Everywhere
- Chapter 95 - 89: Even If You Call in Zhang San, You’ll Still Lose
- Chapter 94 - 88: Life Is Short, Why Not Give It a Try
- Chapter 93 - 87: Three Thousand Is Fine, But I Want to Check Xuexin Website
- Chapter 92 - 86: Who Says the Service Industry Is Just for Women?
- Chapter 91 - 85: What Was Thought to Be a Major Case Turned Out to Be a Major Criminal Case
- Chapter 90 - 84: Misdiagnosed! It’s Not Tuberculosis, It’s HIV
- Chapter 89 - 83: Deep Father-Son Bond, Wish Hospital’s Diagnostic Error
- Chapter 88 - 82: Cutting in Line to Offer Incense—In a Hurry to Be Sacrificed?
- Chapter 87 - 81: Tied to Patriotic Sentiment, Openly Scheming Against Changchun Temple
- Chapter 86 - 80: Taoism Goes Viral, Daoist Master Thomas Sprouts Like Bamboo After the Rain!
- Chapter 85 - 79: Dragon Country Second-Class Merit! Specially-Appointed Honorary Daoist Master!
- Chapter 84 - 78: Don’t Force Me to Drink! Huh, 1982 Lafite? Bring It On
- Chapter 83 - 77: Didn’t You Check the Security Cameras Before Plotting?
- Chapter 82 - 76: Honey, Say Something
- Chapter 81 - 75: Damn Human Trafficker, I Recognized My Own Sister at a Glance
- Chapter 80 - 74: The World Is Getting Worse—They’re Even Scamming Daoists Now?
- Chapter 79 - 73: The Junior Sister Returns to the Temple with Two Major Advantages
- Chapter 78 - 72: Wishing for the Smallest Price to Slim Down—But What About a Mouth Full of Sores?
- Chapter 77 - 71: Because of Academics, My School Beauty Girlfriend Got an Extreme Makeover into a Homeless Aunt?
- Chapter 76 - 70: Granny Wang’s Daughter Fulfills Her Vow—Is Your Academic Journey Still Going Smoothly?
- Chapter 75 - 69: Doctor: You Used Metaphysics to Shatter My Expertise?
- Chapter 74 - 68: Where Does Your Confidence Come From? From Ping Ru?
- Chapter 73 - 67: You Submit a Request, I Approve It
- Chapter 72 - 66: Wang Qiang’s True Identity Revealed: Cheerful and Sunny Mental Patient?
- Chapter 71 - 65: I, Long Aotian, Swear to Protect Liu Bo’er to the Death
- Chapter 70 - 64: I Love Him, It Just So Happens He’s One Gender
- Chapter 69 - 64: I Love Him, It Just So Happens He’s a Certain Gender
- Chapter 68 - 63: Lilies, Baby’s Breath, and Blue-and-White Balloons
- Chapter 67 - 62: Backstabbed by a Prestigious Heiress
- Chapter 66 - 61: Patriarch: Hates Clients with Vague Requirements
- Chapter 65 - 60: Fellow Daoist, This Is Targeted at You—So What Will You Do?
- Chapter 64 - 59: Is the Patriarch Going to Perform Palace Punishment Again?
- Chapter 63 - 58: Rise Again, My Love, Miss Mount Fuji
- Chapter 62 - 57: I’m a Decent Person—I Would Never Fall for a Female Ghost!
- Chapter 61 - 6: Erecting a Divine Statue in the Underworld
- Chapter 60 - 55: I, Dao Feng, This Operation Is at Least a Perfect Score!
- Chapter 59 - 54: The Queen Mother and My Unspoken Secret
- Chapter 58 - 53: Emperor Fengdu: The True Adopted Son
- Chapter 57 - 52: Emperor Fengdu: What Fisherman? Why Are You Forcing a Fishing Line into My Mouth?
- Chapter 56 - 51: Witch Race Mensa: I Got It from My Dad
- Chapter 55 - 50: You’re Asking Me If I Know the Medical Book I Compiled?
- Chapter 54 - 49: Hei Wuchang – A Downpour Nearly Ruined My Yanluo Dream
- Chapter 53 - 48: A Bit of Social Common Sense...
- Chapter 52 - 47: Cyber Earth God: My Rules Are the Rules!
- Chapter 51 - 46: Since When Do I Have to Pay a Toll to Go Home?
- Chapter 50 - 45: First Glimpse of Cultivation, Four Realms to Immortality
- Chapter 49 - 44: Five Ghosts Take Shape, Merit Manifests!
- Chapter 48 - 43: Warning! Your Metaphysics Is Not Authorized, Application Rejected
- Chapter 47 - 42: Damn, the Patriarch Opened His Eyes!
- Chapter 46 - 41: Rather Than Struggling to Die, Better to Burn With Passion
- Chapter 45 - 40: Elder An: For Myself, Ordinary Incense Is Enough
- Chapter 44 - 39: Bursting with Inspiration, Complete Breakthrough of the Carbon Fiber Bottleneck
- Chapter 43 - 38: Seeking Peace and Prosperity, Not Immortality
- Chapter 42 - 37: I Grant My Comrades Wellness, and They Grant Me Glory
- Chapter 41 - 36: Binary—The Unique Fierce Romance of Sichuan and Chongqing
- Chapter 40 - 35: Wang Gang Stays, the Others Leave
- Chapter 39 - 34: Plainclothes? All I Saw Were Would-Be Thieves Caught in the Act
- Chapter 38 - 33: Director Ding: Hurry and Invite Miss Dongfeng No. 51
- Chapter 37 - 32: Auntie and Her 7 Berserker Puppies
- Chapter 36 - 31: Fellow Daoist, Use Less Arsenic in Alchemy Next Time
- Chapter 35 - 30: Official Accounts: Can’t Bear to Watch, Really Can’t Bear to Watch
- Chapter 34 - 29: Daoist Master’s Provocation, Baseless Claims
- Chapter 33 - 28: The Fall of the Great Qing, and You Know It’s Time to Enter the Palace
- Chapter 32 - 27: A Childhood Friend from Heaven? No, That’s a Meteorite
- Chapter 31 - 26: Ninety-Nine Percent, Rare Treasure~
- Chapter 30 - 25: Aluf: I Want to Be the One and Only in the World
- Chapter 29: End-of-Month Summary and One-Day Break
- Chapter 28 - 24: Even the Patriarch Has a Day to Gild the Statue
- Chapter 27 - 23: The Missing Titan Was Just a False Alarm
- Chapter 26 - 23: The Grandmaster Is Missing, False Alarm
- Chapter 25 - 23: The Grandmaster Academician Goes Missing, A False Alarm
- Chapter 24 - 23: A False Alarm—Dragon Country’s Leading Figure Went Missing
- Chapter 23: The Mad Daoist Master’s Forced Love, Dragon Country’s Leaders in Difficulty
- Chapter 22: What Is the Daoist Association? They Think They Can Expel My Changchun Temple?
- Chapter 21: Using Maoshan Talismans to Command Celestial Master Sect Ghosts?
- Chapter 20: Changchun Temple Goes Viral Again, the Patriarch Deals Justice with Pleasure
- Chapter 19: Horses Trample Cherry Blossoms, Welcoming the Evil God’s Army into the City
- Chapter 18: Cyber Incense Offering, Beholding the Mechanical Trinity
- Chapter 17: It’s Just a Voice Chat PK, Why Do You Want My Life?
- Chapter 16: My Dad’s Been Gone for 20 Years—You Think His Fate Had Calamity?
- Chapter 15: Fake One Compensate Ten—Even the Founder’s Underwear Lost?
- Chapter 14: Failed Scam Buster, Scammed Out of 120,000 First?
- Chapter 13: Exposing Fakes? Sounds Like You Want to Be Sacrificed
- Chapter 12: Others Seek Earthly Blessings, But You’re Worshipping the Underworld?!
- Chapter 11: All Mortals Worship Fortune, Prosperity, and Longevity, but No One Worships Me, King Yama
- Chapter 10: And You Still Say Your Daoist Temple Doesn’t Worship an Evil God
- Chapter 9: Who Counts Earning a PhD as "Academic Success"?
- Chapter 8: Academic Success? Does Delayed Graduation Count
- Chapter 7: Daoist Temple: Now Tell Me, Isn’t the World Peaceful?
- Chapter 6: Losing Yourself, and Sacrificing Your Daughter Too?
- Chapter 5: Damn It, the Little Daoist Is Bluffing Again
- Chapter 4: Tell Me, Is the Rest of His Life Peaceful or Not?
- Chapter 3: Just Making a Wish, Why Did the Counter-Terrorism Unit Show Up Too?
- Chapter 2: Seeking Peace, Sentenced to Life Imprisonment
- Chapter 1: In the Daoist Temple, Wild Wish Response