Chapter 21: Using Maoshan Talismans to Command Celestial Master Sect Ghosts?
Chapter 21: Using Maoshan Talismans to Command Celestial Master Sect Ghosts?
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Chapter 21: Chapter 21: Using Maoshan Talismans to Command Celestial Master Sect Ghosts?
Watching the scrolling comments.
Ning An explained awkwardly:
“These are purely coincidences and have no actual connection to our temple. Everyone shouldn’t overlook the tireless efforts of many police officers!”
“Feudal superstitions are not credible; everyone just enjoy it as entertainment.”
After all, he had just spent some time at the police station, so it was better to be cautious.
“You — a Daoist priest, telling me that feudal superstitions aren’t credible?”
“???”
“???”
The live stream effect was maximized.
[Prosperity and Wealth sent sunglasses *99]
[The Mortal World February sent little yellow duck *99]
…
So, while the live stream was still lively.
An incompatible comment popped up.
“Cult Leader, Cult Leader, Aluf is here.”
“He’s streaming now, and I see the guy is almost at the entrance of our cult temple.”
Seeing this comment sent by a viewer, Ning An was taken aback,
“Hmm? Walt?”
The previous events were said to be scripted, claiming debunking, which Ning An could understand.
But yesterday with Brother Lao Tuo and Old Zhao, any clear-eyed person could see it absolutely wasn’t scripted. And now Aluf is coming?
This is without a doubt a malicious guest; burning Ghost-Collecting Incense, does he not care about his life anymore?
Looking at the explanations on the comments, Ning An finally understood.
The tree stands out in the forest, and the wind will certainly destroy it!
These days he has been too popular online, almost every third video is about him.
Even with the most powerful metaphysical buff, there are still many streamers wanting to tap into his popularity.
And Aluf is the craziest among them.
Yesterday, he watched the entire live stream, and even though his lips started to tremble, he still stubbornly claimed it was scripted.
After reading the explanations in the comments, Ning An had yet to speak, but other viewers couldn’t hold back.
“The wolf walks a thousand miles to eat meat; a dog crawls a thousand miles to eat feces. Giving gifts from afar has always existed, but sending one’s own head from afar, this is my first time seeing it.”
“Brother Sect Leader’s popularity isn’t so easy to tap into, is it? Above, the Ancestors are watching, below the Underworld has ten divisions staring, and in the Mortal World, there are a hundred thousand true disciples. Do you really think our Evil God Cult is just an empty shell?”
“These so-called debunkings, the benevolent see the benevolence, the wise see the wisdom. Not long ago, there was a debunking streamer named Old Kang, who posted videos online claiming there were flies in Wahaha’s eight-treasure porridge, and even included a huge amount of information.
I’m just saying, canned food is cooked at high temperature for over an hour, how come, is the fly an immortal, or cyberpunk?”
…
Each comment in the live stream was more brilliant than the last, leaving Ning An speechless.
Originally, Ning An was already feeling rather disgusted about these so-called truth-seeking streamers who went around asking for privileges under the guise of contributing to society. Now his mood was even worse.
Ning An scratched his head:
“Debunking? Then come, but for those not sincere at heart, even if they burn Divine Invitation Incense, I’m afraid they’ll have to pay the price in the end.”
“After all, what immortal would give up their dignity for a taste of mortal smoke?”
Ning An smiled helplessly.
Meanwhile, the comments in the live stream were filled with cheers.
“I’m Aluf and I’m here!”
Just then, a man’s loud shout came from outside the temple.
“Come if you want, but what kind of method is acting like a dog gleefully?”
Ning An muttered, but still took his phone and went outside.
After a few steps, he saw a human-like creature wearing a red tight-fitting outfit, stepping on golden Chelsea shoes, wandering around with a mobile phone.
Meanwhile, his mouth was as sweet as honey, speaking eloquently:
“Family, look at this broken place; even birds wouldn’t poop here, yet you expect a true immortal to bless you?”
“This? I don’t even need to debunk it… I can tell at a glance that this temple has no true god!”
Honestly, I could accept it up till now.
But seeing the Maoshan paper talismans plastered all over his chest, Ning An suddenly had a sense of seeing Lin Daiyu riding a ghostly fire.
Even if his Changchun Temple is a cult, you’re using Maoshan talismans to subdue Celestial Master Dao’s ghosts??
Isn’t this brilliance a genius move!
It’s really like using a small knife to cut the buttocks, showing off to the Ancestor!
Ning An almost couldn’t hold it in:
“This… is this debunking streamer Aluf?”
The live stream audience was also stunned by this operation.
“This…actually, ah this, if you’re really scared, you can just not come, dear son, go back home.”
“I see, Maoshan skills for subduing evil spirits, the principle of spiritual attire is that if you can’t beat the ghost, scare it away!”
“A genius! How did the director let him get discharged? Hmm? I suggest immediately issuing a manhunt order for the director to be pursued by the underworld!”
…
After watching the live stream for a while, Ning An’s mood finally calmed down silently.
In the Bald Donkey Temple, in this kind of attire, you wouldn’t need a second glance. If you survive until the police come, the host would secretly practice with martial monks at night!
Taking advantage of Aluf still showing off to the live stream, Ning An directly looked at his Life Chart.
After being drained at the police station, Ning An used the Five Ghosts Transporting Technique more effortlessly.
“Ah… huh?!”
With just one look, Ning An’s view was filled with gray.
The head of this humanoid creature was devoid of any color, the Three Main Gods of Fortune, Prosperity, and Longevity were all gone, his entire Life Chart was grey and misty.
Honestly, just this kind of thing.
If you threw it to the Western Hellhound for a bite, it would vomit its last meal.
What kind of nonsense is this?
Moreover, Ning An could very clearly see the center of his Life Chart had already started to crack.
This meant that this guy had been completely abandoned by the Main Gods, forsaken with his divine position remaining…
Under such circumstances, within half a month, if an evil ghost doesn’t smell the incense and come to occupy,
Ning An would have the Ancestor write down his name backwards!
“This is not coming to debunk, but delivering achievements to the uncles and aunties below, isn’t it?”
A malicious guest comes to the door, ghost incense burns on its own.
Watching the Ghost-Collecting Incense already starting to self-ignite, Ning An remained silent from a distance.
Lacking virtue, fragmented Life Chart…
With this kind of insubstantial cargo, not even popping two kidney treasure pills, how dare he come to the temple to debunk?
Really want to grab a handful of maggots to calm down.
“Brothers, guess who I saw!”
“That’s right, the so-called cult leader online. Watch me approach and end his reality!”
At this moment, Aluf saw Ning An, as if he had seen a beauty gorilla, he kicked Ning An’s front with a straight kick.
“Are you the smelly Daoist who lost the PK yesterday, do you remember me?”
Ning An cleared his throat: “Indeed it is the young Daoist.”
Upon hearing these words, Aluf did not respond.
Instead, he turned towards the live stream, bragging arrogantly:
“I, Aluf, will surely break the script of Changchun Temple and reveal it to the public!”
“What Ancestor? Even Emperor Fengdu, hah, it’s nothing but the means of these sects to fool the world. If there really are gods above, let’s see if they can strike me dead with Five Thunders!”
Look, such an impudent thing.
Ancestor?
Go ahead and curse, anyway the Ancestor won’t speak.
But cursing Emperor Fengdu?
I think you’ve eaten bear heart and leopard gall, seeking a death wish, cursed thing!
tomato!
The day after tomorrow I’m supposed to meet Emperor Fengdu!
If you offend my foster father now, how can Ning An shamelessly ask for a meeting gift!!!
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 98 - 92: Ugh, Isn’t One Summoning Enough?
- Chapter 97 - 91: When the Fake Becomes Real—So You Call Yourself a Seductive Ghost?
- Chapter 96 - 90: A Child’s Inquiry Into Nukes! The World Is a Granary Everywhere
- Chapter 95 - 89: Even If You Call in Zhang San, You’ll Still Lose
- Chapter 94 - 88: Life Is Short, Why Not Give It a Try
- Chapter 93 - 87: Three Thousand Is Fine, But I Want to Check Xuexin Website
- Chapter 92 - 86: Who Says the Service Industry Is Just for Women?
- Chapter 91 - 85: What Was Thought to Be a Major Case Turned Out to Be a Major Criminal Case
- Chapter 90 - 84: Misdiagnosed! It’s Not Tuberculosis, It’s HIV
- Chapter 89 - 83: Deep Father-Son Bond, Wish Hospital’s Diagnostic Error
- Chapter 88 - 82: Cutting in Line to Offer Incense—In a Hurry to Be Sacrificed?
- Chapter 87 - 81: Tied to Patriotic Sentiment, Openly Scheming Against Changchun Temple
- Chapter 86 - 80: Taoism Goes Viral, Daoist Master Thomas Sprouts Like Bamboo After the Rain!
- Chapter 85 - 79: Dragon Country Second-Class Merit! Specially-Appointed Honorary Daoist Master!
- Chapter 84 - 78: Don’t Force Me to Drink! Huh, 1982 Lafite? Bring It On
- Chapter 83 - 77: Didn’t You Check the Security Cameras Before Plotting?
- Chapter 82 - 76: Honey, Say Something
- Chapter 81 - 75: Damn Human Trafficker, I Recognized My Own Sister at a Glance
- Chapter 80 - 74: The World Is Getting Worse—They’re Even Scamming Daoists Now?
- Chapter 79 - 73: The Junior Sister Returns to the Temple with Two Major Advantages
- Chapter 78 - 72: Wishing for the Smallest Price to Slim Down—But What About a Mouth Full of Sores?
- Chapter 77 - 71: Because of Academics, My School Beauty Girlfriend Got an Extreme Makeover into a Homeless Aunt?
- Chapter 76 - 70: Granny Wang’s Daughter Fulfills Her Vow—Is Your Academic Journey Still Going Smoothly?
- Chapter 75 - 69: Doctor: You Used Metaphysics to Shatter My Expertise?
- Chapter 74 - 68: Where Does Your Confidence Come From? From Ping Ru?
- Chapter 73 - 67: You Submit a Request, I Approve It
- Chapter 72 - 66: Wang Qiang’s True Identity Revealed: Cheerful and Sunny Mental Patient?
- Chapter 71 - 65: I, Long Aotian, Swear to Protect Liu Bo’er to the Death
- Chapter 70 - 64: I Love Him, It Just So Happens He’s One Gender
- Chapter 69 - 64: I Love Him, It Just So Happens He’s a Certain Gender
- Chapter 68 - 63: Lilies, Baby’s Breath, and Blue-and-White Balloons
- Chapter 67 - 62: Backstabbed by a Prestigious Heiress
- Chapter 66 - 61: Patriarch: Hates Clients with Vague Requirements
- Chapter 65 - 60: Fellow Daoist, This Is Targeted at You—So What Will You Do?
- Chapter 64 - 59: Is the Patriarch Going to Perform Palace Punishment Again?
- Chapter 63 - 58: Rise Again, My Love, Miss Mount Fuji
- Chapter 62 - 57: I’m a Decent Person—I Would Never Fall for a Female Ghost!
- Chapter 61 - 6: Erecting a Divine Statue in the Underworld
- Chapter 60 - 55: I, Dao Feng, This Operation Is at Least a Perfect Score!
- Chapter 59 - 54: The Queen Mother and My Unspoken Secret
- Chapter 58 - 53: Emperor Fengdu: The True Adopted Son
- Chapter 57 - 52: Emperor Fengdu: What Fisherman? Why Are You Forcing a Fishing Line into My Mouth?
- Chapter 56 - 51: Witch Race Mensa: I Got It from My Dad
- Chapter 55 - 50: You’re Asking Me If I Know the Medical Book I Compiled?
- Chapter 54 - 49: Hei Wuchang – A Downpour Nearly Ruined My Yanluo Dream
- Chapter 53 - 48: A Bit of Social Common Sense...
- Chapter 52 - 47: Cyber Earth God: My Rules Are the Rules!
- Chapter 51 - 46: Since When Do I Have to Pay a Toll to Go Home?
- Chapter 50 - 45: First Glimpse of Cultivation, Four Realms to Immortality
- Chapter 49 - 44: Five Ghosts Take Shape, Merit Manifests!
- Chapter 48 - 43: Warning! Your Metaphysics Is Not Authorized, Application Rejected
- Chapter 47 - 42: Damn, the Patriarch Opened His Eyes!
- Chapter 46 - 41: Rather Than Struggling to Die, Better to Burn With Passion
- Chapter 45 - 40: Elder An: For Myself, Ordinary Incense Is Enough
- Chapter 44 - 39: Bursting with Inspiration, Complete Breakthrough of the Carbon Fiber Bottleneck
- Chapter 43 - 38: Seeking Peace and Prosperity, Not Immortality
- Chapter 42 - 37: I Grant My Comrades Wellness, and They Grant Me Glory
- Chapter 41 - 36: Binary—The Unique Fierce Romance of Sichuan and Chongqing
- Chapter 40 - 35: Wang Gang Stays, the Others Leave
- Chapter 39 - 34: Plainclothes? All I Saw Were Would-Be Thieves Caught in the Act
- Chapter 38 - 33: Director Ding: Hurry and Invite Miss Dongfeng No. 51
- Chapter 37 - 32: Auntie and Her 7 Berserker Puppies
- Chapter 36 - 31: Fellow Daoist, Use Less Arsenic in Alchemy Next Time
- Chapter 35 - 30: Official Accounts: Can’t Bear to Watch, Really Can’t Bear to Watch
- Chapter 34 - 29: Daoist Master’s Provocation, Baseless Claims
- Chapter 33 - 28: The Fall of the Great Qing, and You Know It’s Time to Enter the Palace
- Chapter 32 - 27: A Childhood Friend from Heaven? No, That’s a Meteorite
- Chapter 31 - 26: Ninety-Nine Percent, Rare Treasure~
- Chapter 30 - 25: Aluf: I Want to Be the One and Only in the World
- Chapter 29: End-of-Month Summary and One-Day Break
- Chapter 28 - 24: Even the Patriarch Has a Day to Gild the Statue
- Chapter 27 - 23: The Missing Titan Was Just a False Alarm
- Chapter 26 - 23: The Grandmaster Is Missing, False Alarm
- Chapter 25 - 23: The Grandmaster Academician Goes Missing, A False Alarm
- Chapter 24 - 23: A False Alarm—Dragon Country’s Leading Figure Went Missing
- Chapter 23: The Mad Daoist Master’s Forced Love, Dragon Country’s Leaders in Difficulty
- Chapter 22: What Is the Daoist Association? They Think They Can Expel My Changchun Temple?
- Chapter 21: Using Maoshan Talismans to Command Celestial Master Sect Ghosts?
- Chapter 20: Changchun Temple Goes Viral Again, the Patriarch Deals Justice with Pleasure
- Chapter 19: Horses Trample Cherry Blossoms, Welcoming the Evil God’s Army into the City
- Chapter 18: Cyber Incense Offering, Beholding the Mechanical Trinity
- Chapter 17: It’s Just a Voice Chat PK, Why Do You Want My Life?
- Chapter 16: My Dad’s Been Gone for 20 Years—You Think His Fate Had Calamity?
- Chapter 15: Fake One Compensate Ten—Even the Founder’s Underwear Lost?
- Chapter 14: Failed Scam Buster, Scammed Out of 120,000 First?
- Chapter 13: Exposing Fakes? Sounds Like You Want to Be Sacrificed
- Chapter 12: Others Seek Earthly Blessings, But You’re Worshipping the Underworld?!
- Chapter 11: All Mortals Worship Fortune, Prosperity, and Longevity, but No One Worships Me, King Yama
- Chapter 10: And You Still Say Your Daoist Temple Doesn’t Worship an Evil God
- Chapter 9: Who Counts Earning a PhD as "Academic Success"?
- Chapter 8: Academic Success? Does Delayed Graduation Count
- Chapter 7: Daoist Temple: Now Tell Me, Isn’t the World Peaceful?
- Chapter 6: Losing Yourself, and Sacrificing Your Daughter Too?
- Chapter 5: Damn It, the Little Daoist Is Bluffing Again
- Chapter 4: Tell Me, Is the Rest of His Life Peaceful or Not?
- Chapter 3: Just Making a Wish, Why Did the Counter-Terrorism Unit Show Up Too?
- Chapter 2: Seeking Peace, Sentenced to Life Imprisonment
- Chapter 1: In the Daoist Temple, Wild Wish Response