Chapter 63 - 58: Rise Again, My Love, Miss Mount Fuji
Chapter 63: Chapter 58: Rise Again, My Love, Miss Mount Fuji
Just as Ox Head finished speaking, a foot flew from the side, directly kicking him to the ground.
Seemingly not satisfied, Horse Face swung his fist hard, hitting Ox Head directly in the face, causing his face to bruise in shades of blue and purple.
Even more outrageous, Horse Face was punching with one hand while firmly covering Ox Head’s mouth with the other, leaving Ox Head teary-eyed and unable to make a sound.
When he was almost done, Horse Face tossed aside the useless piece of iron and turned to smile.
Ning An, watching this scene, didn’t say much, and merely remarked:
“I don’t know about others, but for me, there’s never a 100% certainty in anything under the heavens. Even the Celestial Dao is fifty yet only forty-nine, with one hidden away.
Who dares guarantee helping others? Talk too big and achieve nothing, hurting both others and yourself, what for.”
Ox Head, faced full of bruises, upon hearing this, felt enlightened, and then lowered his head in shame.
But he couldn’t be fully blamed, after all, the Witch Race was famous for being simple-minded big guys, and the branch Ox Head belonged to was precisely known for lacking intelligence.
“The young master speaks rightly, truly wise and strong.”
Horse Face, thoughtfully playing the part of the sidekick, gave a thumbs up and praised:
“The young master indeed is the foster child selected by the Great Emperor, worthy of being among dragons, even phoenixes would barely match you. We don’t have any other issues, just purely here for a chat and to celebrate the young master’s grand ceremony.”
Ning An turned his head forcefully, speechless, “Fine, take them away.”
As Ox Head and Horse Face retreated, gods came in batches to burn incense and worship at the temple.
When everything was finally done, it was already sunset.
Looking at the pile of treasures on the ground, Ning An felt no interest, he only wanted to sleep soundly.
“Send me out of the city!”
As Ning An finished speaking, a seven-colored auspicious cloud drifted over, followed by a line of Witch Race Yin Chas.
Not caring for other details, Ning An jumped onto the cloud, then rode the wind away, arriving outside the inner city in an instant.
The Earth God, waiting for some time, noticed the commotion, scanned with his Immortal Sense, and half-exclaimed, “Damn!”
Is this still that mortal Ning An?
Ning An stood on the cloud in front, black hair flying, spirited and full of vigor, his body emitting dazzling golden light.
Behind him were passionate Witch Race warriors, and many notable figures!
This wasn’t sending someone out of the city, it was the Underworld being unhappy with something, sending troops to fight!
When Ning An returned to the temple, the first thing he did wasn’t to worship Emperor Fengdu’s statue, nor to open the temple to visitors or start a livestream, but to collapse into bed and sleep.
When he woke, it was already midday of the next day.
After finishing the temple’s daily tasks, Ning An started the livestream again.
As soon as the livestream opened, tens of thousands flooded in.
“Brother Sect Leader, it’s been two days, I nearly died missing you!!!”
“Exactly, no other kind-hearted streamer disappears so suddenly. Only us Evil God Cult members are kind, keeping busy these days without rest, and it still doesn’t earn a single thank you from Brother Sect Leader, it’s heartbreaking.”
…
Ning An showed no mercy to these comments, rapidly typing on the keyboard, blending in with the netizens.
But very soon, a comment caught Ning An’s attention.
“Hey, I want that Divine Invitation Incense, if it doesn’t extend life, I’ll be dead!”
Ning An’s face immediately darkened.
Is it like those old colonial times!
Do you believe I’ll make a wish on the spot: Revive, my love, Miss Mount Fuji!
For this kind of rude and malevolent person, Ning An turned into an online troll, ending with a blunt “Scram”.
As the story of Elder An making a wish here circulated, and with hospital officials vouching for it, people came to Changchun Temple continuously.
Some came to make wishes, others to check in.
Ning An treated all of these people equally.
After all, they were all potential incense burners, even if not, they could boost the temple’s fame and attract more tourists.
However.
For some rude visitors, Ning An truly couldn’t bear them.
Like the current nagging lady, veins bulging on her forehead, criticizing Ning An non-stop.
“Ugh, you Daoist, we’re sincerely making wishes, but you’re there scrolling on your phone, half-heartedly striking the chime. It’s disgusting, with such an attitude, do you believe I’ll complain to the Daoist Association!”
Ning An chuckled lightly, pointing to her position of clasped hands, disdainfully saying:
“You’re using a Buddhist gesture to worship a Daoist god, it’s already good enough for little Daoists to barely strike the chime, what more do you want?”
The surrounding visitors saw this, and incense burners with experience were also indignant.
“Hey, you use clasped hands to worship The Three Pristine Ones, yet the little Daoist still strikes the chime instead of you, that’s already the deep skill of the little Daoist, how dare you shamelessly chirp here.”
“Firstly, the incense you burned was your own, they didn’t charge you an incense fee, and secondly, you weren’t worshipping anyone there, you’ve got some nerve!”
“Damn, Auntie you’re something else, daring to act up here! I’m afraid the little Daoist might suddenly say: Ancestor, someone is cyberbullying me, please host justice, hahaha.”
Seeing the crowd’s mockery, the lady packed up her live-streaming equipment, leaving in embarrassment.
After the incident ended, Ning An looked at the livestream again.
“Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter, some people pray and offer incense with so many tricks, Ancestor opens their eyes and sees, whoa, such big lotus bulbs.”
“With fame comes trouble, Brother Sect Leader please hold on, our Evil God Cult still relies on you to hold the fort!”
“Little Daoist looks quite furious, our website *****, specializing in calming flames. If there’s a need, click my avatar to visit the homepage and learn more.”
Hah!
Ning An immediately blocked this person.
Before leaving the Netherworld, he ate so many supplements that now his legs are still weak.
There’s no fuel to burn, what fire is there to quell!
Thinking about it, Ning An added a note in his profile and also shared it in the livestream:
“Whether you’re coming to Changchun Temple to offer incense, check-in, or for other reasons, Changchun Temple welcomes you warmly, but please maintain a calm mindset. If your inner fire is too high, or if you have ulterior motives, please visit a temple, there are professional Martial Monks there specializing in calming excessive fire.”
Seeing this profile note, the stream viewers erupted in laughter.
“Alright alright, this will spread, Martial Monks specializing in calming excessive fire.”
“Ahem, if I’m from Sichuan and Chongqing, would the temple’s Martial Monk treatment plan differ from others?”
“Not sure, but I’m afraid your intestines might not handle it, whether you’ll need to lean against a wall or crawl, just say ’alright’ when you’re out, tch tch tch.”
“Heh, nowadays people go to all extremes for more followers.
I just came from that livestream, before coming, they already told their fans, someone wants to mess with Changchun Temple, if the little Daoist’s attitude is slightly off, that person will find a way to make the little Daoist eternally doomed.”
Hearing this, the stream viewers shivered.
The wickedness of human hearts, truly terrifying!
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
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- Chapter 98 - 92: Ugh, Isn’t One Summoning Enough?
- Chapter 97 - 91: When the Fake Becomes Real—So You Call Yourself a Seductive Ghost?
- Chapter 96 - 90: A Child’s Inquiry Into Nukes! The World Is a Granary Everywhere
- Chapter 95 - 89: Even If You Call in Zhang San, You’ll Still Lose
- Chapter 94 - 88: Life Is Short, Why Not Give It a Try
- Chapter 93 - 87: Three Thousand Is Fine, But I Want to Check Xuexin Website
- Chapter 92 - 86: Who Says the Service Industry Is Just for Women?
- Chapter 91 - 85: What Was Thought to Be a Major Case Turned Out to Be a Major Criminal Case
- Chapter 90 - 84: Misdiagnosed! It’s Not Tuberculosis, It’s HIV
- Chapter 89 - 83: Deep Father-Son Bond, Wish Hospital’s Diagnostic Error
- Chapter 88 - 82: Cutting in Line to Offer Incense—In a Hurry to Be Sacrificed?
- Chapter 87 - 81: Tied to Patriotic Sentiment, Openly Scheming Against Changchun Temple
- Chapter 86 - 80: Taoism Goes Viral, Daoist Master Thomas Sprouts Like Bamboo After the Rain!
- Chapter 85 - 79: Dragon Country Second-Class Merit! Specially-Appointed Honorary Daoist Master!
- Chapter 84 - 78: Don’t Force Me to Drink! Huh, 1982 Lafite? Bring It On
- Chapter 83 - 77: Didn’t You Check the Security Cameras Before Plotting?
- Chapter 82 - 76: Honey, Say Something
- Chapter 81 - 75: Damn Human Trafficker, I Recognized My Own Sister at a Glance
- Chapter 80 - 74: The World Is Getting Worse—They’re Even Scamming Daoists Now?
- Chapter 79 - 73: The Junior Sister Returns to the Temple with Two Major Advantages
- Chapter 78 - 72: Wishing for the Smallest Price to Slim Down—But What About a Mouth Full of Sores?
- Chapter 77 - 71: Because of Academics, My School Beauty Girlfriend Got an Extreme Makeover into a Homeless Aunt?
- Chapter 76 - 70: Granny Wang’s Daughter Fulfills Her Vow—Is Your Academic Journey Still Going Smoothly?
- Chapter 75 - 69: Doctor: You Used Metaphysics to Shatter My Expertise?
- Chapter 74 - 68: Where Does Your Confidence Come From? From Ping Ru?
- Chapter 73 - 67: You Submit a Request, I Approve It
- Chapter 72 - 66: Wang Qiang’s True Identity Revealed: Cheerful and Sunny Mental Patient?
- Chapter 71 - 65: I, Long Aotian, Swear to Protect Liu Bo’er to the Death
- Chapter 70 - 64: I Love Him, It Just So Happens He’s One Gender
- Chapter 69 - 64: I Love Him, It Just So Happens He’s a Certain Gender
- Chapter 68 - 63: Lilies, Baby’s Breath, and Blue-and-White Balloons
- Chapter 67 - 62: Backstabbed by a Prestigious Heiress
- Chapter 66 - 61: Patriarch: Hates Clients with Vague Requirements
- Chapter 65 - 60: Fellow Daoist, This Is Targeted at You—So What Will You Do?
- Chapter 64 - 59: Is the Patriarch Going to Perform Palace Punishment Again?
- Chapter 63 - 58: Rise Again, My Love, Miss Mount Fuji
- Chapter 62 - 57: I’m a Decent Person—I Would Never Fall for a Female Ghost!
- Chapter 61 - 6: Erecting a Divine Statue in the Underworld
- Chapter 60 - 55: I, Dao Feng, This Operation Is at Least a Perfect Score!
- Chapter 59 - 54: The Queen Mother and My Unspoken Secret
- Chapter 58 - 53: Emperor Fengdu: The True Adopted Son
- Chapter 57 - 52: Emperor Fengdu: What Fisherman? Why Are You Forcing a Fishing Line into My Mouth?
- Chapter 56 - 51: Witch Race Mensa: I Got It from My Dad
- Chapter 55 - 50: You’re Asking Me If I Know the Medical Book I Compiled?
- Chapter 54 - 49: Hei Wuchang – A Downpour Nearly Ruined My Yanluo Dream
- Chapter 53 - 48: A Bit of Social Common Sense...
- Chapter 52 - 47: Cyber Earth God: My Rules Are the Rules!
- Chapter 51 - 46: Since When Do I Have to Pay a Toll to Go Home?
- Chapter 50 - 45: First Glimpse of Cultivation, Four Realms to Immortality
- Chapter 49 - 44: Five Ghosts Take Shape, Merit Manifests!
- Chapter 48 - 43: Warning! Your Metaphysics Is Not Authorized, Application Rejected
- Chapter 47 - 42: Damn, the Patriarch Opened His Eyes!
- Chapter 46 - 41: Rather Than Struggling to Die, Better to Burn With Passion
- Chapter 45 - 40: Elder An: For Myself, Ordinary Incense Is Enough
- Chapter 44 - 39: Bursting with Inspiration, Complete Breakthrough of the Carbon Fiber Bottleneck
- Chapter 43 - 38: Seeking Peace and Prosperity, Not Immortality
- Chapter 42 - 37: I Grant My Comrades Wellness, and They Grant Me Glory
- Chapter 41 - 36: Binary—The Unique Fierce Romance of Sichuan and Chongqing
- Chapter 40 - 35: Wang Gang Stays, the Others Leave
- Chapter 39 - 34: Plainclothes? All I Saw Were Would-Be Thieves Caught in the Act
- Chapter 38 - 33: Director Ding: Hurry and Invite Miss Dongfeng No. 51
- Chapter 37 - 32: Auntie and Her 7 Berserker Puppies
- Chapter 36 - 31: Fellow Daoist, Use Less Arsenic in Alchemy Next Time
- Chapter 35 - 30: Official Accounts: Can’t Bear to Watch, Really Can’t Bear to Watch
- Chapter 34 - 29: Daoist Master’s Provocation, Baseless Claims
- Chapter 33 - 28: The Fall of the Great Qing, and You Know It’s Time to Enter the Palace
- Chapter 32 - 27: A Childhood Friend from Heaven? No, That’s a Meteorite
- Chapter 31 - 26: Ninety-Nine Percent, Rare Treasure~
- Chapter 30 - 25: Aluf: I Want to Be the One and Only in the World
- Chapter 29: End-of-Month Summary and One-Day Break
- Chapter 28 - 24: Even the Patriarch Has a Day to Gild the Statue
- Chapter 27 - 23: The Missing Titan Was Just a False Alarm
- Chapter 26 - 23: The Grandmaster Is Missing, False Alarm
- Chapter 25 - 23: The Grandmaster Academician Goes Missing, A False Alarm
- Chapter 24 - 23: A False Alarm—Dragon Country’s Leading Figure Went Missing
- Chapter 23: The Mad Daoist Master’s Forced Love, Dragon Country’s Leaders in Difficulty
- Chapter 22: What Is the Daoist Association? They Think They Can Expel My Changchun Temple?
- Chapter 21: Using Maoshan Talismans to Command Celestial Master Sect Ghosts?
- Chapter 20: Changchun Temple Goes Viral Again, the Patriarch Deals Justice with Pleasure
- Chapter 19: Horses Trample Cherry Blossoms, Welcoming the Evil God’s Army into the City
- Chapter 18: Cyber Incense Offering, Beholding the Mechanical Trinity
- Chapter 17: It’s Just a Voice Chat PK, Why Do You Want My Life?
- Chapter 16: My Dad’s Been Gone for 20 Years—You Think His Fate Had Calamity?
- Chapter 15: Fake One Compensate Ten—Even the Founder’s Underwear Lost?
- Chapter 14: Failed Scam Buster, Scammed Out of 120,000 First?
- Chapter 13: Exposing Fakes? Sounds Like You Want to Be Sacrificed
- Chapter 12: Others Seek Earthly Blessings, But You’re Worshipping the Underworld?!
- Chapter 11: All Mortals Worship Fortune, Prosperity, and Longevity, but No One Worships Me, King Yama
- Chapter 10: And You Still Say Your Daoist Temple Doesn’t Worship an Evil God
- Chapter 9: Who Counts Earning a PhD as "Academic Success"?
- Chapter 8: Academic Success? Does Delayed Graduation Count
- Chapter 7: Daoist Temple: Now Tell Me, Isn’t the World Peaceful?
- Chapter 6: Losing Yourself, and Sacrificing Your Daughter Too?
- Chapter 5: Damn It, the Little Daoist Is Bluffing Again
- Chapter 4: Tell Me, Is the Rest of His Life Peaceful or Not?
- Chapter 3: Just Making a Wish, Why Did the Counter-Terrorism Unit Show Up Too?
- Chapter 2: Seeking Peace, Sentenced to Life Imprisonment
- Chapter 1: In the Daoist Temple, Wild Wish Response