Chapter 15: Fake One Compensate Ten—Even the Founder’s Underwear Lost?
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Chapter 15: Chapter 15: Fake One Compensate Ten—Even the Founder’s Underwear Lost?
The livestream connection was already open, so Ning An didn’t bother to close it immediately.
Looking at the constant stream of livestream connection requests, Ning An casually clicked to accept one.
Soon, the screen showed a middle-aged man wearing sunglasses.
Around forty years old, his dark brown suit jacket unbuttoned, a string of gold-plated Buddhist beads around his neck.
“Little Daoist Master, you’re quite talented for someone so young.”
The man, known online as Brother Lao Tuo, looked at Ning An with a sneer, his tone contemptuous.
After all, since the founding of the country, those outspoken Daoist sects have either been absorbed or even had their founding grandmasters’ ashes dug up.
People like Ning An were just trying to make a quick buck.
Ning An merely glanced at Brother Lao Tuo and then turned his head to grab a teacup.
After taking a couple of sips, Ning An coldly said:
“None of your damn business.”
Brother Lao Tuo’s fleshy face twitched with anger, but with many followers watching, he couldn’t lose his temper.
He fiddled with the Buddhist beads around his neck, forcing a couple of turns, and pulled out a fake smile:
“Little Daoist Master, I saw your livestream says three sticks of Divine Invitation Incense guarantee wishes fulfilled without any cost, right?”
“Oh, I suppose so.” Ning An took another sip of tea, uninterested in him.
This attitude immediately infuriated Brother Lao Tuo’s fans.
In an instant, Ning An’s screen was flooded with comments again.
“For someone so young, how could the host be so good at trickery; I wonder how his parents brought him up?”
“His appearance is good, but I can’t say the same for his character.”
“He got lucky to become popular, and now he’s so arrogant, but better not fall into the gutter without realizing it!”
Brother Lao Tuo, seeing his fans charge forward for him, grew increasingly smug with his fake smile.
“Maybe it’s fate we met today; I’ll buy a Divine Invitation Incense from your Daoist Temple to bless me with early recovery.”
“It won’t work.” Ning An spat out some tea residue, answering without lifting his head.
Brother Lao Tuo froze for a moment, a sinister smirk oozing at the corner of his mouth as he burst into laughter:
“Little Daoist Master, you’re quite humorous, predicting results before the incense is even burned. Your grandmaster must be pissed.”
Seeing Brother Lao Tuo’s yin-yang sarcasm, yet still full of charm, his fans went even crazier.
“A down-and-out Daoist from a broken temple, acting all high and mighty despite not daring to lift your head. Maybe our Brother Lao Tuo has already charmed you, tsk tsk tsk.”
“Brother Lao Tuo often goes to the gym, he’s tough as nails. You, little Daoist, seem young but with a dark heart.”
“Buying your incense is just helping your temple’s business, do you really think you’re the divine spokesperson?”
“Heh, looking at this type of person even once makes me want to puke.”
Without waiting for Ning An to refuse again, Brother Lao Tuo directly forwarded the Incense Money via a screenshot sent by his fans.
[Sixty thousand yuan has been credited!]
Being forced into a sale again???
Ning An now felt like crying but could only feel overwhelmed.
Who wouldn’t want to earn more Incense Money?
After all, the neighboring Daoist Temple already adorned their grandmaster’s ashes with gold!
The issue was, Ning An didn’t dare!
After practicing the Five Ghosts Transport Technique, not only had his five senses heightened, but he could also see many things invisible to others.
Things commonly referred to as — Evil Ghosts.
Damn it!
Just a glance revealed a whirlwind of ghostly fires and intense resentment surrounding Brother Lao Tuo.
A blind old ghost was the nearest.
The old ghost tightly clung to Brother Lao Tuo, continuously using its barbed long tongue to “lick” the back of Brother Lao Tuo’s head.
Just one look at Brother Lao Tuo, and the old ghost seemed to sense Ning An’s gaze. It slowly turned its head towards the screen…
With the situation like this, who in their right mind would dare to keep looking at the screen?
There’s no need to think; according to the system’s standards, this is undoubtedly a sinister guest!
If he truly lets the incense burn…
Considering the system’s infinite warning of consequences, Ning An couldn’t help but shiver.
He certainly didn’t want the entertainment stream to become a supernatural one.
Ning An decisively opened his mouth to refuse:
“If you really want to burn incense and make a wish, do it in person. If I do it for you, our grandmaster might not hear your heart’s voice.”
Brother Lao Tuo slyly smiled and delivered a soul-crushing retort:
“If your grandmaster can’t even get this right, how dare you claim your wishes are effective and without cost?”
Damn!
Trying to disrupt!
Ning An immediately understood; yet another streamer here to provoke a fight.
It’s hard to advise someone hell-bent on digging their own grave!
Ning An gritted his teeth but still didn’t give up, saying:
“If others burn incense to make wishes on your behalf, the Divine Invitation Incense’s function is no different from ordinary incense. Forcing what’s not meant for you will cost you; won’t you reconsider, layperson?”
Seeing Ning An’s expression, Brother Lao Tuo laughed even more coldly and smugly:
“Isn’t it just a little cost? Little Daoist Master, just burn it, seeking a clear mind; how much could it cost me?”
Seeing Ning An still hesitating, Brother Lao Tuo waved his hand, and a document was placed in front of the livestream camera:
“Little Daoist Master, I know your concerns, look, I’ve specially prepared a waiver agreement. No matter what happens, it’s none of your business!”
Ning An sighed.
Monks might be slackers, but Daoists generally have real skills.
And Ning An was especially good at reading horoscopes and faces.
Brother Lao Tuo’s eyes seemed energetic, but in fact, his mind was empty, surrounded by black aura in the three yin areas, indicating a short life.
Several bottomless hanging needle lines on his forehead signify he’s indirectly responsible for several lives.
Various other signs, countless…
Such a look, Ning An had seen before, that of Li Tie, who recently came to burn incense and make a wish, was quite similar to Brother Lao Tuo.
“With this appearance, seeking health might be tough…”
Hearing this, Brother Lao Tuo wasn’t angry but rather laughed: “My friend always said how effective your incense burning was, didn’t expect you to be a fraud!”
“Haven’t even burned the incense yet, starting to lose confidence already, what? Afraid when my headache truly gets better, I’ll insist it didn’t?”
The barrage of comments flew by, particularly aggressive from Brother Lao Tuo’s fans.
“If it was a script to begin with, just say it earlier; I hate you charlatans pretending to be mystics, disgusting!”
“Nowadays, people’s hearts are dark; it’s one thing to find a youngster to pretend as a Daoist, but he’s also cowardly.”
“If the host is scared, hurry and apologize to our Brother Lao Tuo, what a joke.”
Clearly, these fans were instructed by Brother Lao Tuo’s team. He confidently smiled, increasingly ridiculing on the stream:
“When supermarkets sell fake or subpar products, they compensate tenfold, will the host’s false marketing and customer deception not face the same tenfold penalty?”
“Earlier, one stick cost me twenty thousand, I paid for three sticks: sixty thousand in total, so at tenfold compensation, you owe me six hundred thousand!”
Ning An’s loyal fans couldn’t stand it and jumped in to attack directly.
“Show some shame; when did the Daoist Master even ask for your Incense Money? Wasn’t it you who forced it over?”
“Exactly; and you asking for a headache cure is like a kid tapping sleeves of sparrows; the outcome is yours to declare!”
Upon seeing this remark, Brother Lao Tuo instantly became anxious. He tore off his wig, exposing his bald scalp, covered with holes, some deep enough to reveal bone:
“You’re messing with me? Believe it or not, I’ll have someone fix you?”
“What kind of Daoist livestream is this, refusing to let someone burn incense and pray in all sorts of ways, are you a cult organization?”
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 98 - 92: Ugh, Isn’t One Summoning Enough?
- Chapter 97 - 91: When the Fake Becomes Real—So You Call Yourself a Seductive Ghost?
- Chapter 96 - 90: A Child’s Inquiry Into Nukes! The World Is a Granary Everywhere
- Chapter 95 - 89: Even If You Call in Zhang San, You’ll Still Lose
- Chapter 94 - 88: Life Is Short, Why Not Give It a Try
- Chapter 93 - 87: Three Thousand Is Fine, But I Want to Check Xuexin Website
- Chapter 92 - 86: Who Says the Service Industry Is Just for Women?
- Chapter 91 - 85: What Was Thought to Be a Major Case Turned Out to Be a Major Criminal Case
- Chapter 90 - 84: Misdiagnosed! It’s Not Tuberculosis, It’s HIV
- Chapter 89 - 83: Deep Father-Son Bond, Wish Hospital’s Diagnostic Error
- Chapter 88 - 82: Cutting in Line to Offer Incense—In a Hurry to Be Sacrificed?
- Chapter 87 - 81: Tied to Patriotic Sentiment, Openly Scheming Against Changchun Temple
- Chapter 86 - 80: Taoism Goes Viral, Daoist Master Thomas Sprouts Like Bamboo After the Rain!
- Chapter 85 - 79: Dragon Country Second-Class Merit! Specially-Appointed Honorary Daoist Master!
- Chapter 84 - 78: Don’t Force Me to Drink! Huh, 1982 Lafite? Bring It On
- Chapter 83 - 77: Didn’t You Check the Security Cameras Before Plotting?
- Chapter 82 - 76: Honey, Say Something
- Chapter 81 - 75: Damn Human Trafficker, I Recognized My Own Sister at a Glance
- Chapter 80 - 74: The World Is Getting Worse—They’re Even Scamming Daoists Now?
- Chapter 79 - 73: The Junior Sister Returns to the Temple with Two Major Advantages
- Chapter 78 - 72: Wishing for the Smallest Price to Slim Down—But What About a Mouth Full of Sores?
- Chapter 77 - 71: Because of Academics, My School Beauty Girlfriend Got an Extreme Makeover into a Homeless Aunt?
- Chapter 76 - 70: Granny Wang’s Daughter Fulfills Her Vow—Is Your Academic Journey Still Going Smoothly?
- Chapter 75 - 69: Doctor: You Used Metaphysics to Shatter My Expertise?
- Chapter 74 - 68: Where Does Your Confidence Come From? From Ping Ru?
- Chapter 73 - 67: You Submit a Request, I Approve It
- Chapter 72 - 66: Wang Qiang’s True Identity Revealed: Cheerful and Sunny Mental Patient?
- Chapter 71 - 65: I, Long Aotian, Swear to Protect Liu Bo’er to the Death
- Chapter 70 - 64: I Love Him, It Just So Happens He’s One Gender
- Chapter 69 - 64: I Love Him, It Just So Happens He’s a Certain Gender
- Chapter 68 - 63: Lilies, Baby’s Breath, and Blue-and-White Balloons
- Chapter 67 - 62: Backstabbed by a Prestigious Heiress
- Chapter 66 - 61: Patriarch: Hates Clients with Vague Requirements
- Chapter 65 - 60: Fellow Daoist, This Is Targeted at You—So What Will You Do?
- Chapter 64 - 59: Is the Patriarch Going to Perform Palace Punishment Again?
- Chapter 63 - 58: Rise Again, My Love, Miss Mount Fuji
- Chapter 62 - 57: I’m a Decent Person—I Would Never Fall for a Female Ghost!
- Chapter 61 - 6: Erecting a Divine Statue in the Underworld
- Chapter 60 - 55: I, Dao Feng, This Operation Is at Least a Perfect Score!
- Chapter 59 - 54: The Queen Mother and My Unspoken Secret
- Chapter 58 - 53: Emperor Fengdu: The True Adopted Son
- Chapter 57 - 52: Emperor Fengdu: What Fisherman? Why Are You Forcing a Fishing Line into My Mouth?
- Chapter 56 - 51: Witch Race Mensa: I Got It from My Dad
- Chapter 55 - 50: You’re Asking Me If I Know the Medical Book I Compiled?
- Chapter 54 - 49: Hei Wuchang – A Downpour Nearly Ruined My Yanluo Dream
- Chapter 53 - 48: A Bit of Social Common Sense...
- Chapter 52 - 47: Cyber Earth God: My Rules Are the Rules!
- Chapter 51 - 46: Since When Do I Have to Pay a Toll to Go Home?
- Chapter 50 - 45: First Glimpse of Cultivation, Four Realms to Immortality
- Chapter 49 - 44: Five Ghosts Take Shape, Merit Manifests!
- Chapter 48 - 43: Warning! Your Metaphysics Is Not Authorized, Application Rejected
- Chapter 47 - 42: Damn, the Patriarch Opened His Eyes!
- Chapter 46 - 41: Rather Than Struggling to Die, Better to Burn With Passion
- Chapter 45 - 40: Elder An: For Myself, Ordinary Incense Is Enough
- Chapter 44 - 39: Bursting with Inspiration, Complete Breakthrough of the Carbon Fiber Bottleneck
- Chapter 43 - 38: Seeking Peace and Prosperity, Not Immortality
- Chapter 42 - 37: I Grant My Comrades Wellness, and They Grant Me Glory
- Chapter 41 - 36: Binary—The Unique Fierce Romance of Sichuan and Chongqing
- Chapter 40 - 35: Wang Gang Stays, the Others Leave
- Chapter 39 - 34: Plainclothes? All I Saw Were Would-Be Thieves Caught in the Act
- Chapter 38 - 33: Director Ding: Hurry and Invite Miss Dongfeng No. 51
- Chapter 37 - 32: Auntie and Her 7 Berserker Puppies
- Chapter 36 - 31: Fellow Daoist, Use Less Arsenic in Alchemy Next Time
- Chapter 35 - 30: Official Accounts: Can’t Bear to Watch, Really Can’t Bear to Watch
- Chapter 34 - 29: Daoist Master’s Provocation, Baseless Claims
- Chapter 33 - 28: The Fall of the Great Qing, and You Know It’s Time to Enter the Palace
- Chapter 32 - 27: A Childhood Friend from Heaven? No, That’s a Meteorite
- Chapter 31 - 26: Ninety-Nine Percent, Rare Treasure~
- Chapter 30 - 25: Aluf: I Want to Be the One and Only in the World
- Chapter 29: End-of-Month Summary and One-Day Break
- Chapter 28 - 24: Even the Patriarch Has a Day to Gild the Statue
- Chapter 27 - 23: The Missing Titan Was Just a False Alarm
- Chapter 26 - 23: The Grandmaster Is Missing, False Alarm
- Chapter 25 - 23: The Grandmaster Academician Goes Missing, A False Alarm
- Chapter 24 - 23: A False Alarm—Dragon Country’s Leading Figure Went Missing
- Chapter 23: The Mad Daoist Master’s Forced Love, Dragon Country’s Leaders in Difficulty
- Chapter 22: What Is the Daoist Association? They Think They Can Expel My Changchun Temple?
- Chapter 21: Using Maoshan Talismans to Command Celestial Master Sect Ghosts?
- Chapter 20: Changchun Temple Goes Viral Again, the Patriarch Deals Justice with Pleasure
- Chapter 19: Horses Trample Cherry Blossoms, Welcoming the Evil God’s Army into the City
- Chapter 18: Cyber Incense Offering, Beholding the Mechanical Trinity
- Chapter 17: It’s Just a Voice Chat PK, Why Do You Want My Life?
- Chapter 16: My Dad’s Been Gone for 20 Years—You Think His Fate Had Calamity?
- Chapter 15: Fake One Compensate Ten—Even the Founder’s Underwear Lost?
- Chapter 14: Failed Scam Buster, Scammed Out of 120,000 First?
- Chapter 13: Exposing Fakes? Sounds Like You Want to Be Sacrificed
- Chapter 12: Others Seek Earthly Blessings, But You’re Worshipping the Underworld?!
- Chapter 11: All Mortals Worship Fortune, Prosperity, and Longevity, but No One Worships Me, King Yama
- Chapter 10: And You Still Say Your Daoist Temple Doesn’t Worship an Evil God
- Chapter 9: Who Counts Earning a PhD as "Academic Success"?
- Chapter 8: Academic Success? Does Delayed Graduation Count
- Chapter 7: Daoist Temple: Now Tell Me, Isn’t the World Peaceful?
- Chapter 6: Losing Yourself, and Sacrificing Your Daughter Too?
- Chapter 5: Damn It, the Little Daoist Is Bluffing Again
- Chapter 4: Tell Me, Is the Rest of His Life Peaceful or Not?
- Chapter 3: Just Making a Wish, Why Did the Counter-Terrorism Unit Show Up Too?
- Chapter 2: Seeking Peace, Sentenced to Life Imprisonment
- Chapter 1: In the Daoist Temple, Wild Wish Response