Chapter 97 - 91: When the Fake Becomes Real—So You Call Yourself a Seductive Ghost?
Chapter 97 - 91: When the Fake Becomes Real—So You Call Yourself a Seductive Ghost?
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Chapter 97: Chapter 91: When the Fake Becomes Real—So You Call Yourself a Seductive Ghost?
As time passed, the hype did not die down.
Instead, it became more intense.
Whenever Ning An starts his livestream, countless identical bullet comments flood in.
It gives Ning An quite the headache.
Just then, a horror movie extended an olive branch to Ning An, hoping he could make a cameo as the Daoist priest.
Without hesitation, Ning An waved his hand and took a day’s leave.
After all, he’s the only one in Changchun Temple right now, so it’s all up to him.
…
“Hello everyone, I am Li Jingye, a Divination Master.”
“My name is Lin Nanbei, and I moonlight in character analysis and Fengshui readings.”
After almost everyone introduced themselves, Ning An lightly coughed twice:
“My name is Ning An, I am a Daoist, proficient in fortune-telling, character analysis, Qimen Dunjia, Taiyi Divine Number, Xuankong Fengshui, and Liu Ren Divine Number.”
“If there is a strong demand, I can also master spirits and exorcise, slay demons and eliminate devils.”
After Ning An said this, the lively atmosphere at the scene instantly quieted down.
Lin Nanbei looked at Ning An in admiration, leaned over, and softly said:
“Daoist Master, I know of you, you’re really popular lately, but aren’t you exaggerating a bit too much?”
Li Jingye nodded along, clicked his tongue and said: “Daoist Master, I know you have real skills, but the market now is different than before, having fewer titles is rather more popular.”
But I’m not lying.
Ning An scratched his head, and just then, the director had already walked over.
It’s said that this movie is an attempt by a financial backer to revive a former star, so everything has to be perfect.
To seek authenticity in the filming location, the financial backer waved grandly, directly contracted an abandoned mountain village school.
But that alone wouldn’t guarantee ratings, so the director came up with a plan.
He sent resumes to all the famous Metaphysics streamers online.
The sincerity in his words and the richness in remuneration made it impossible for Ning An to refuse.
“The shoot is about to start soon, everyone get ready.”
“Little Daoist Ning, come over here for a bit.”
Before Lin Nanbei and Li Jingye could react, Ning An followed him.
No other reason, it’s just fate!
“I know you have real talent, but for the sake of the camera effects, I hope you can be a bit more natural when supporting Yu Mo.”
The flamboyant director gave Ning An a meaningful look.
“Director, what does it mean to be more natural?”
The director lowered his voice, spoke in a voice they could hear:
“It means to perform more exaggeratedly, with more expressive body language, all for making it easier for the audience to immerse themselves.”
Ning An rolled his eyes in dissatisfaction:
“Director, I’m the Supervisor of a Daoist temple anyway, asking me to do this, isn’t it a bit difficult?”
Looking at Ning An turning to leave, the director hurriedly prepared to hold him back, but after hearing Ning An’s words, stood speechless.
“I’m somewhat of an internet celebrity, wanting to ride on my popularity?”
“That needs extra payment!”
This is an extremely backward little mountain village, many of the houses are made of mud bricks, and many households haven’t got electricity.
The entire crew stayed at the village’s primary school, with the dilapidated school entrance still hanging a shaky wooden sign, faintly reading “Li Village Primary School.”
Ning An looked at the school indifferently. Since the school was abandoned, it’s been used by villagers for funeral services.
Whenever a family elder passed away, they would temporarily transform this place into a spiritual venue, park the coffin for three days, then bury it peacefully.
Through the tarpaulin windows, one can see scattered white paper pieces, broken wreaths; with the cold wind blowing, all the wooden boards in the classrooms and dormitories creaked.
What cannot be denied, is that the director has indeed put in effort.
Just this scene alone, without adding a pair of red embroidered shoes, would already frighten a normal person to death.
“Alright, the shoot is about to start, everyone prepare.”
To enable the actors to get into character more real, few photographers are present.
After setting up the camera at the bottom corner of the scene, besides the actors, everybody left the premises.
Five actors sat in the abandoned classroom, above them a flickering, yellow light bulb swung, dimming and brightening, coupled with the window rattling from the wind, the horror effect is at its peak!
“Qianqian, I’m scared, do you think this can really summon the Pen Immortal?”
The movie’s leading actress began to get into character.
Ning An calmly glanced at her, indeed she still holds charm, no wonder the financial backer wishes to revive her stardom.
“It can! I learned this from the internet specifically, there are no issues.”
Another actress reacted quickly, interacting seamlessly.
They portrayed the daring female students, sitting across the desk, with a sheet of white paper placed on top.
A pen held vertically by the lead actress is already positioned in her hand.
“Don’t worry, even if the Pen Immortal wants to harm someone, with us here, everything will be fine!”
Lin Nanbei’s earnest gaze, filled with righteousness, perfectly depicted the students’ ignorance and fearlessness.
If it weren’t facing a camera, this performance could be even more perfect.
Li Jingye muttered twice, then responded hoarsely: “Me too!”
Everyone’s acting is really good!
Ning An nodded inwardly, then exhaled, with a piercing look, a rebellious expression, and disdainfully said:
“Xiaorong, you can rest assured, I learned a few tricks from my grandpa, really if there’s any filthy stuff, a wave of my hand will wipe it out!”
Good!
Next door, the director couldn’t help but clenched his fists tightly.
He originally thought these internet celebrities would have to adapt to cameras more or less, but didn’t expect everyone’s emotions and acting to be on point.
However, then the director realized, tapping his head:
“Hey, those in this profession, who isn’t a born performer.”
In the camera, the two actresses smiled warmly, then crossed their hands, ready to complete the final step of inviting the Pen Immortal.
“Pen Immortal, Pen Immortal, you are my past life, I am your current life, if you want to continue the bond with me, please draw a circle on the paper.”
As soon as the two finished speaking, a gust of eerie wind hit the window, and instantly the tarpaulin window couldn’t handle it and broke a big hole.
The eerie wind howled, the yellow bulb also went out for a moment, and when it lit up again, the light in the classroom turned dim and obscure as if something was lurking on top of the lamp.
The two actresses were fully immersed, fearfulness, excitement, fright, and patience surfaced, the pen clamped between their hands started moving, slowly writing on the paper.
Just as the pen tip moved, the lead actress shrieked in terror.
“Ah! Xiaomei, are you moving it? I didn’t move.”
“I didn’t move either, with our hands so close, any movement would be noticed immediately, could it really be the Pen Immortal?!!”
“Cut! Good!”
The director next door looked at the camera with satisfaction, then spoke to the intercom:
“Xiaorong, you’re good, your acting skills and line delivery are all on point!”
“But this expression is a bit too exaggerated, open your mouth slightly less, let’s redo it.”
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 98 - 92: Ugh, Isn’t One Summoning Enough?
- Chapter 97 - 91: When the Fake Becomes Real—So You Call Yourself a Seductive Ghost?
- Chapter 96 - 90: A Child’s Inquiry Into Nukes! The World Is a Granary Everywhere
- Chapter 95 - 89: Even If You Call in Zhang San, You’ll Still Lose
- Chapter 94 - 88: Life Is Short, Why Not Give It a Try
- Chapter 93 - 87: Three Thousand Is Fine, But I Want to Check Xuexin Website
- Chapter 92 - 86: Who Says the Service Industry Is Just for Women?
- Chapter 91 - 85: What Was Thought to Be a Major Case Turned Out to Be a Major Criminal Case
- Chapter 90 - 84: Misdiagnosed! It’s Not Tuberculosis, It’s HIV
- Chapter 89 - 83: Deep Father-Son Bond, Wish Hospital’s Diagnostic Error
- Chapter 88 - 82: Cutting in Line to Offer Incense—In a Hurry to Be Sacrificed?
- Chapter 87 - 81: Tied to Patriotic Sentiment, Openly Scheming Against Changchun Temple
- Chapter 86 - 80: Taoism Goes Viral, Daoist Master Thomas Sprouts Like Bamboo After the Rain!
- Chapter 85 - 79: Dragon Country Second-Class Merit! Specially-Appointed Honorary Daoist Master!
- Chapter 84 - 78: Don’t Force Me to Drink! Huh, 1982 Lafite? Bring It On
- Chapter 83 - 77: Didn’t You Check the Security Cameras Before Plotting?
- Chapter 82 - 76: Honey, Say Something
- Chapter 81 - 75: Damn Human Trafficker, I Recognized My Own Sister at a Glance
- Chapter 80 - 74: The World Is Getting Worse—They’re Even Scamming Daoists Now?
- Chapter 79 - 73: The Junior Sister Returns to the Temple with Two Major Advantages
- Chapter 78 - 72: Wishing for the Smallest Price to Slim Down—But What About a Mouth Full of Sores?
- Chapter 77 - 71: Because of Academics, My School Beauty Girlfriend Got an Extreme Makeover into a Homeless Aunt?
- Chapter 76 - 70: Granny Wang’s Daughter Fulfills Her Vow—Is Your Academic Journey Still Going Smoothly?
- Chapter 75 - 69: Doctor: You Used Metaphysics to Shatter My Expertise?
- Chapter 74 - 68: Where Does Your Confidence Come From? From Ping Ru?
- Chapter 73 - 67: You Submit a Request, I Approve It
- Chapter 72 - 66: Wang Qiang’s True Identity Revealed: Cheerful and Sunny Mental Patient?
- Chapter 71 - 65: I, Long Aotian, Swear to Protect Liu Bo’er to the Death
- Chapter 70 - 64: I Love Him, It Just So Happens He’s One Gender
- Chapter 69 - 64: I Love Him, It Just So Happens He’s a Certain Gender
- Chapter 68 - 63: Lilies, Baby’s Breath, and Blue-and-White Balloons
- Chapter 67 - 62: Backstabbed by a Prestigious Heiress
- Chapter 66 - 61: Patriarch: Hates Clients with Vague Requirements
- Chapter 65 - 60: Fellow Daoist, This Is Targeted at You—So What Will You Do?
- Chapter 64 - 59: Is the Patriarch Going to Perform Palace Punishment Again?
- Chapter 63 - 58: Rise Again, My Love, Miss Mount Fuji
- Chapter 62 - 57: I’m a Decent Person—I Would Never Fall for a Female Ghost!
- Chapter 61 - 6: Erecting a Divine Statue in the Underworld
- Chapter 60 - 55: I, Dao Feng, This Operation Is at Least a Perfect Score!
- Chapter 59 - 54: The Queen Mother and My Unspoken Secret
- Chapter 58 - 53: Emperor Fengdu: The True Adopted Son
- Chapter 57 - 52: Emperor Fengdu: What Fisherman? Why Are You Forcing a Fishing Line into My Mouth?
- Chapter 56 - 51: Witch Race Mensa: I Got It from My Dad
- Chapter 55 - 50: You’re Asking Me If I Know the Medical Book I Compiled?
- Chapter 54 - 49: Hei Wuchang – A Downpour Nearly Ruined My Yanluo Dream
- Chapter 53 - 48: A Bit of Social Common Sense...
- Chapter 52 - 47: Cyber Earth God: My Rules Are the Rules!
- Chapter 51 - 46: Since When Do I Have to Pay a Toll to Go Home?
- Chapter 50 - 45: First Glimpse of Cultivation, Four Realms to Immortality
- Chapter 49 - 44: Five Ghosts Take Shape, Merit Manifests!
- Chapter 48 - 43: Warning! Your Metaphysics Is Not Authorized, Application Rejected
- Chapter 47 - 42: Damn, the Patriarch Opened His Eyes!
- Chapter 46 - 41: Rather Than Struggling to Die, Better to Burn With Passion
- Chapter 45 - 40: Elder An: For Myself, Ordinary Incense Is Enough
- Chapter 44 - 39: Bursting with Inspiration, Complete Breakthrough of the Carbon Fiber Bottleneck
- Chapter 43 - 38: Seeking Peace and Prosperity, Not Immortality
- Chapter 42 - 37: I Grant My Comrades Wellness, and They Grant Me Glory
- Chapter 41 - 36: Binary—The Unique Fierce Romance of Sichuan and Chongqing
- Chapter 40 - 35: Wang Gang Stays, the Others Leave
- Chapter 39 - 34: Plainclothes? All I Saw Were Would-Be Thieves Caught in the Act
- Chapter 38 - 33: Director Ding: Hurry and Invite Miss Dongfeng No. 51
- Chapter 37 - 32: Auntie and Her 7 Berserker Puppies
- Chapter 36 - 31: Fellow Daoist, Use Less Arsenic in Alchemy Next Time
- Chapter 35 - 30: Official Accounts: Can’t Bear to Watch, Really Can’t Bear to Watch
- Chapter 34 - 29: Daoist Master’s Provocation, Baseless Claims
- Chapter 33 - 28: The Fall of the Great Qing, and You Know It’s Time to Enter the Palace
- Chapter 32 - 27: A Childhood Friend from Heaven? No, That’s a Meteorite
- Chapter 31 - 26: Ninety-Nine Percent, Rare Treasure~
- Chapter 30 - 25: Aluf: I Want to Be the One and Only in the World
- Chapter 29: End-of-Month Summary and One-Day Break
- Chapter 28 - 24: Even the Patriarch Has a Day to Gild the Statue
- Chapter 27 - 23: The Missing Titan Was Just a False Alarm
- Chapter 26 - 23: The Grandmaster Is Missing, False Alarm
- Chapter 25 - 23: The Grandmaster Academician Goes Missing, A False Alarm
- Chapter 24 - 23: A False Alarm—Dragon Country’s Leading Figure Went Missing
- Chapter 23: The Mad Daoist Master’s Forced Love, Dragon Country’s Leaders in Difficulty
- Chapter 22: What Is the Daoist Association? They Think They Can Expel My Changchun Temple?
- Chapter 21: Using Maoshan Talismans to Command Celestial Master Sect Ghosts?
- Chapter 20: Changchun Temple Goes Viral Again, the Patriarch Deals Justice with Pleasure
- Chapter 19: Horses Trample Cherry Blossoms, Welcoming the Evil God’s Army into the City
- Chapter 18: Cyber Incense Offering, Beholding the Mechanical Trinity
- Chapter 17: It’s Just a Voice Chat PK, Why Do You Want My Life?
- Chapter 16: My Dad’s Been Gone for 20 Years—You Think His Fate Had Calamity?
- Chapter 15: Fake One Compensate Ten—Even the Founder’s Underwear Lost?
- Chapter 14: Failed Scam Buster, Scammed Out of 120,000 First?
- Chapter 13: Exposing Fakes? Sounds Like You Want to Be Sacrificed
- Chapter 12: Others Seek Earthly Blessings, But You’re Worshipping the Underworld?!
- Chapter 11: All Mortals Worship Fortune, Prosperity, and Longevity, but No One Worships Me, King Yama
- Chapter 10: And You Still Say Your Daoist Temple Doesn’t Worship an Evil God
- Chapter 9: Who Counts Earning a PhD as "Academic Success"?
- Chapter 8: Academic Success? Does Delayed Graduation Count
- Chapter 7: Daoist Temple: Now Tell Me, Isn’t the World Peaceful?
- Chapter 6: Losing Yourself, and Sacrificing Your Daughter Too?
- Chapter 5: Damn It, the Little Daoist Is Bluffing Again
- Chapter 4: Tell Me, Is the Rest of His Life Peaceful or Not?
- Chapter 3: Just Making a Wish, Why Did the Counter-Terrorism Unit Show Up Too?
- Chapter 2: Seeking Peace, Sentenced to Life Imprisonment
- Chapter 1: In the Daoist Temple, Wild Wish Response