Chapter 12: Others Seek Earthly Blessings, But You’re Worshipping the Underworld?!
Chapter 12: Others Seek Earthly Blessings, But You’re Worshipping the Underworld?!
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Chapter 12: Chapter 12: Others Seek Earthly Blessings, But You’re Worshipping the Underworld?!
case!
When this comment came out, the opposing netizens were puzzled.
Does Changchun Temple have a connection with a century-old case?
Then they quickly searched for it, and once they did, they were completely stunned.
The murderer of the pregnant woman case has been captured, and everyone imagined a scenario of the police working tirelessly for over a decade to bring him to justice.
But can you believe it, that this murderer was apprehended because he prayed for peace at Changchun Temple and was then forcibly subdued by the military into prison?
Praying? Wishing?
Has the world gone this mad?
The college students continued their momentum.
“Hey, don’t you guys say it, the method the streamer recommended to worship a godfather really works. I just prayed and feel a lot more energetic now.”
Upon hearing this, knowledgeable netizens perked up and confidently chimed in:
“Oh, I know this. In the countryside, children with weaker life charts often worship mountains, rivers, or immortals as godparents. Whom did you worship?”
“I guess the streamer recommended a deity from his Daoist temple. But let me tell you, this is just to have you invite the deity home, which is the main income of the temple, so don’t believe him…”
A naïve college student was immediately agitated:
“Damn your mother, I worship the Ten Halls of Yama in the Underworld—King Qin Guang. What nonsense analysis are you doing? Any Tom, Dick, or Harry dares to claim a share of my godfather’s incense?”
Such a statement shocked everyone far and wide!
The majority of netizens were left wide-eyed at this point.
What?
Are you okay? Recognizing a deity from the Underworld as your godfather?
Alright, alright, there’s no doubt this temple must be an evil god’s temple!
Yet, before these self-proclaimed righteous people could comment further, the wind direction online was turned back by the college students once more.
“Bro, what? You worship the God of Wealth? Listen to me, let’s worship Ox Head and Horse Face together.”
“Who cares about orthodoxy or not, listen to my analysis: you pray to the God of Wealth a thousand, ten thousand times, and he won’t remember you. There are so many people praying to him, how could he possibly remember one mortal like you?”
“You might pray to the God of Wealth thousands of times, and he would still ignore you, but for centuries, who has ever proactively worshiped a true deity of the Underworld? If you do it now, won’t he treasure you immensely?”
Wow!
With such a reverse output, making a coherent argument, not only naive college students but even the well-experienced working white-collar workers were intrigued, though some asked, baffled:
“If no one worships a true deity of the Underworld, then why not go for the greatest, Emperor Fengdu?”
Immediately, a college student sent a rolling eyes emoji.
“You think I don’t want to?”
“Ever since Little Daoist’s livestream ended, damn citizens, each said they don’t believe, but they acted fast. By the time I realized, the online and offline available Underworld statues, the highest rank left was Ox Head and Horse Face.”
“Well, I’m not talking to you anymore, going to worship my godfather, foster father, your child…”
In no time.
Countless young netizens, like ravenous wolves searching for food, frantically sought statues of the Underworld’s true deities both online and offline, while also following Ning An’s streaming account.
In just one night.
The incense and candle shops, the City God Market, all the statues of Underworld deities were completely wiped out. Many shopkeepers trembled as they looked at the number of Underworld deity statues pre-ordered by college students.
They never imagined that selling Underworld deity statues would be a lucrative opportunity.
…
Next day, before dawn.
Ning An had already cleaned up all the chores in the Daoist temple.
“No wonder the cultivation technique given by the system has such an ominous name, but it works like a charm.”
After practicing for two nights, although outwardly nothing seemed to change, Ning An could clearly feel the vitality within his body surge more vigorously.
A mere move, and it felt like he had endless strength.
“I never thought, Ning An, that the chance to ascend to an immortal lies in another world. Who could have guessed that?”
With a couple of hearty laughs, Ning An then placed the incense rewarded by the system in the center of the main hall and started his livestream.
Ning An felt itchy all over if he didn’t stream for a day now.
Attracting incense burners through online streaming is much friendlier than approaching strangers in real life to spread teachings.
Just the last time Li Tie made a wish and was captured brought in over a hundred thousand followers, not to mention there were two yesterday.
As the base grew, even if the conversion rate of followers to incense burners was low, it was still a significant breakthrough for his little Daoist temple.
Moreover, such topics naturally draw attention, and after a while, the follower count might even rival the Dragon and Tiger Temple in the city.
Sure enough, as his livestream began, the online viewer count surged exponentially.
“Woohoo! The brat didn’t lie, the streamer is indeed streaming at this time, not in vain did I skip my calculus class.”
“Daoist Master, how much is it to burn incense here? I’m a college student, can it be cheaper?”
“Big brother, yesterday I finally managed to invite Meng Po home to be my godmother. I almost got into a fight to win her. Gimme some praise!”
“Cult Leader, I also invited Ox Head and Horse Face home and recognized them as godfathers. The Celestial Dao is clear, we are destined to prosper!”
“Brother Sect Leader…”
Seeing the rapidly scrolling comments, Ning An’s temple throbbed along with it.
Brother Sect Leader, he does want to become an immortal ancestor, but definitely not the kind that’s a target of national crackdowns!!!
As for Meng Po? Fighting? Ox Head and Horse Face?
It’s truly baffling, what on earth is all this?
While Ning An was puzzled and confused, an old viewer in the livestream explained.
“Hahaha, didn’t the streamer worship Emperor Fengdu as a godfather last time? These people just learned from you, each going crazy recognizing Underworld deities as godfathers.”
“That’s right, Brother Sect Leader, your tactic is genuinely impressive, a stroke that cut to the chase, probably reducing the incense offerings to Celestial immortals by two tenths.”
“The Ten Halls of Yama down below are probably thrilled to bits, hahaha.”
…
Seeing the viewers’ explanation, Ning An finally understood.
It turns out that in the past couple of days, the events of Li Tie and Wang Yan making wishes have gone viral online.
Especially the words he said before going off-air yesterday, perfectly resonating with the eager contemporary college students.
Many college students who didn’t manage to snatch a statue were all sending comments.
Preparing to get an Underworld deity statue from him.
Ning An was speechless.
This is a legitimate Daoist temple, worshiping the ancestors of his sect, where would there be Underworld deity statues?
But looking at the increasingly bold remarks in the comments, Ning An was truly afraid.
He also went through the college phase and knows just how crazy these naïve college students can be.
“System, quick, quick, are there any limitations on incense burning?”
When in doubt, turn to metaphysics.
[Ding! Responding to host, there are]
Great!
Excitedly, Ning An clapped his hands, as long as there are some!
[Ding! A wish of the same type can only be fulfilled once daily and can be refreshed the next day.]
So that’s how it is.
A thoughtful expression flashed in Ning An’s eyes.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 98 - 92: Ugh, Isn’t One Summoning Enough?
- Chapter 97 - 91: When the Fake Becomes Real—So You Call Yourself a Seductive Ghost?
- Chapter 96 - 90: A Child’s Inquiry Into Nukes! The World Is a Granary Everywhere
- Chapter 95 - 89: Even If You Call in Zhang San, You’ll Still Lose
- Chapter 94 - 88: Life Is Short, Why Not Give It a Try
- Chapter 93 - 87: Three Thousand Is Fine, But I Want to Check Xuexin Website
- Chapter 92 - 86: Who Says the Service Industry Is Just for Women?
- Chapter 91 - 85: What Was Thought to Be a Major Case Turned Out to Be a Major Criminal Case
- Chapter 90 - 84: Misdiagnosed! It’s Not Tuberculosis, It’s HIV
- Chapter 89 - 83: Deep Father-Son Bond, Wish Hospital’s Diagnostic Error
- Chapter 88 - 82: Cutting in Line to Offer Incense—In a Hurry to Be Sacrificed?
- Chapter 87 - 81: Tied to Patriotic Sentiment, Openly Scheming Against Changchun Temple
- Chapter 86 - 80: Taoism Goes Viral, Daoist Master Thomas Sprouts Like Bamboo After the Rain!
- Chapter 85 - 79: Dragon Country Second-Class Merit! Specially-Appointed Honorary Daoist Master!
- Chapter 84 - 78: Don’t Force Me to Drink! Huh, 1982 Lafite? Bring It On
- Chapter 83 - 77: Didn’t You Check the Security Cameras Before Plotting?
- Chapter 82 - 76: Honey, Say Something
- Chapter 81 - 75: Damn Human Trafficker, I Recognized My Own Sister at a Glance
- Chapter 80 - 74: The World Is Getting Worse—They’re Even Scamming Daoists Now?
- Chapter 79 - 73: The Junior Sister Returns to the Temple with Two Major Advantages
- Chapter 78 - 72: Wishing for the Smallest Price to Slim Down—But What About a Mouth Full of Sores?
- Chapter 77 - 71: Because of Academics, My School Beauty Girlfriend Got an Extreme Makeover into a Homeless Aunt?
- Chapter 76 - 70: Granny Wang’s Daughter Fulfills Her Vow—Is Your Academic Journey Still Going Smoothly?
- Chapter 75 - 69: Doctor: You Used Metaphysics to Shatter My Expertise?
- Chapter 74 - 68: Where Does Your Confidence Come From? From Ping Ru?
- Chapter 73 - 67: You Submit a Request, I Approve It
- Chapter 72 - 66: Wang Qiang’s True Identity Revealed: Cheerful and Sunny Mental Patient?
- Chapter 71 - 65: I, Long Aotian, Swear to Protect Liu Bo’er to the Death
- Chapter 70 - 64: I Love Him, It Just So Happens He’s One Gender
- Chapter 69 - 64: I Love Him, It Just So Happens He’s a Certain Gender
- Chapter 68 - 63: Lilies, Baby’s Breath, and Blue-and-White Balloons
- Chapter 67 - 62: Backstabbed by a Prestigious Heiress
- Chapter 66 - 61: Patriarch: Hates Clients with Vague Requirements
- Chapter 65 - 60: Fellow Daoist, This Is Targeted at You—So What Will You Do?
- Chapter 64 - 59: Is the Patriarch Going to Perform Palace Punishment Again?
- Chapter 63 - 58: Rise Again, My Love, Miss Mount Fuji
- Chapter 62 - 57: I’m a Decent Person—I Would Never Fall for a Female Ghost!
- Chapter 61 - 6: Erecting a Divine Statue in the Underworld
- Chapter 60 - 55: I, Dao Feng, This Operation Is at Least a Perfect Score!
- Chapter 59 - 54: The Queen Mother and My Unspoken Secret
- Chapter 58 - 53: Emperor Fengdu: The True Adopted Son
- Chapter 57 - 52: Emperor Fengdu: What Fisherman? Why Are You Forcing a Fishing Line into My Mouth?
- Chapter 56 - 51: Witch Race Mensa: I Got It from My Dad
- Chapter 55 - 50: You’re Asking Me If I Know the Medical Book I Compiled?
- Chapter 54 - 49: Hei Wuchang – A Downpour Nearly Ruined My Yanluo Dream
- Chapter 53 - 48: A Bit of Social Common Sense...
- Chapter 52 - 47: Cyber Earth God: My Rules Are the Rules!
- Chapter 51 - 46: Since When Do I Have to Pay a Toll to Go Home?
- Chapter 50 - 45: First Glimpse of Cultivation, Four Realms to Immortality
- Chapter 49 - 44: Five Ghosts Take Shape, Merit Manifests!
- Chapter 48 - 43: Warning! Your Metaphysics Is Not Authorized, Application Rejected
- Chapter 47 - 42: Damn, the Patriarch Opened His Eyes!
- Chapter 46 - 41: Rather Than Struggling to Die, Better to Burn With Passion
- Chapter 45 - 40: Elder An: For Myself, Ordinary Incense Is Enough
- Chapter 44 - 39: Bursting with Inspiration, Complete Breakthrough of the Carbon Fiber Bottleneck
- Chapter 43 - 38: Seeking Peace and Prosperity, Not Immortality
- Chapter 42 - 37: I Grant My Comrades Wellness, and They Grant Me Glory
- Chapter 41 - 36: Binary—The Unique Fierce Romance of Sichuan and Chongqing
- Chapter 40 - 35: Wang Gang Stays, the Others Leave
- Chapter 39 - 34: Plainclothes? All I Saw Were Would-Be Thieves Caught in the Act
- Chapter 38 - 33: Director Ding: Hurry and Invite Miss Dongfeng No. 51
- Chapter 37 - 32: Auntie and Her 7 Berserker Puppies
- Chapter 36 - 31: Fellow Daoist, Use Less Arsenic in Alchemy Next Time
- Chapter 35 - 30: Official Accounts: Can’t Bear to Watch, Really Can’t Bear to Watch
- Chapter 34 - 29: Daoist Master’s Provocation, Baseless Claims
- Chapter 33 - 28: The Fall of the Great Qing, and You Know It’s Time to Enter the Palace
- Chapter 32 - 27: A Childhood Friend from Heaven? No, That’s a Meteorite
- Chapter 31 - 26: Ninety-Nine Percent, Rare Treasure~
- Chapter 30 - 25: Aluf: I Want to Be the One and Only in the World
- Chapter 29: End-of-Month Summary and One-Day Break
- Chapter 28 - 24: Even the Patriarch Has a Day to Gild the Statue
- Chapter 27 - 23: The Missing Titan Was Just a False Alarm
- Chapter 26 - 23: The Grandmaster Is Missing, False Alarm
- Chapter 25 - 23: The Grandmaster Academician Goes Missing, A False Alarm
- Chapter 24 - 23: A False Alarm—Dragon Country’s Leading Figure Went Missing
- Chapter 23: The Mad Daoist Master’s Forced Love, Dragon Country’s Leaders in Difficulty
- Chapter 22: What Is the Daoist Association? They Think They Can Expel My Changchun Temple?
- Chapter 21: Using Maoshan Talismans to Command Celestial Master Sect Ghosts?
- Chapter 20: Changchun Temple Goes Viral Again, the Patriarch Deals Justice with Pleasure
- Chapter 19: Horses Trample Cherry Blossoms, Welcoming the Evil God’s Army into the City
- Chapter 18: Cyber Incense Offering, Beholding the Mechanical Trinity
- Chapter 17: It’s Just a Voice Chat PK, Why Do You Want My Life?
- Chapter 16: My Dad’s Been Gone for 20 Years—You Think His Fate Had Calamity?
- Chapter 15: Fake One Compensate Ten—Even the Founder’s Underwear Lost?
- Chapter 14: Failed Scam Buster, Scammed Out of 120,000 First?
- Chapter 13: Exposing Fakes? Sounds Like You Want to Be Sacrificed
- Chapter 12: Others Seek Earthly Blessings, But You’re Worshipping the Underworld?!
- Chapter 11: All Mortals Worship Fortune, Prosperity, and Longevity, but No One Worships Me, King Yama
- Chapter 10: And You Still Say Your Daoist Temple Doesn’t Worship an Evil God
- Chapter 9: Who Counts Earning a PhD as "Academic Success"?
- Chapter 8: Academic Success? Does Delayed Graduation Count
- Chapter 7: Daoist Temple: Now Tell Me, Isn’t the World Peaceful?
- Chapter 6: Losing Yourself, and Sacrificing Your Daughter Too?
- Chapter 5: Damn It, the Little Daoist Is Bluffing Again
- Chapter 4: Tell Me, Is the Rest of His Life Peaceful or Not?
- Chapter 3: Just Making a Wish, Why Did the Counter-Terrorism Unit Show Up Too?
- Chapter 2: Seeking Peace, Sentenced to Life Imprisonment
- Chapter 1: In the Daoist Temple, Wild Wish Response