Chapter 101: The Party
Though Grandpa Jiao was deeply unhappy they brought the cat, he didn’t say anymore since it was getting late.
Most of the dwellings in this town were single-family homes instead of apartment buildings. The houses were larger and families had more freedom to do as they liked. No wonder Grandpa Jiao didn’t want to move to Chuhua.
Grandpa and Grandma Jiao cleaned out two rooms for the family. Papa Jiao and Jiao Yuan would share one, Mama Jiao and Youzi would share the other. Zheng Tan ignored the cat bed Grandpa Jiao made out of sofa cushions and a paper box and ran into the Mama Jiao and Youzi’s bedroom.
Grandpa Jiao hid the fish he had bought for the occasion so that the cat couldn’t touch it.
The next day, Grandma Jiao got up early to buy breakfast. Many of the town’s specialties were not available in Chuhua. She wanted her grandchildren to try them all. However, she didn’t buy any for Zheng Tan. During breakfast, the family shared some of their food with him which angered Grandpa Jiao.
“This cat is like this all because you spoil it!”
Grandma Jiao didn’t say anything, but she appeared to agree.
Papa Jiao smiled but didn’t say anything. Arguing would just anger him more.
Zheng Tan took a bite of food, then looked up at Grandpa Jiao. He shook his tail. No matter how much the old man stared, he still got food anyways.
Grandpa Jiao picked at his rice-noodles, then threw his chopsticks on the table. He held his chest and moaned, “My stomach hurts.”
Everyone was speechless.
So his stomach is near his heart, eh?
“Eat your food. Stop picking on a cat!” Grandma Jiao glared at him.
He didn’t talk anymore and picked up his chopsticks again.
“Oh yes, Mingsheng, go visit Yao Hong after breakfast. She’s in the hospital,” Grandma Jiao said.
“What happened?” Papa Jiao asked, sounding shocked.
Yao Hong was his cousin and was generally very healthy. Ever since her husband found success doing business, she lived like a rich lady. She was mindful of her health normally, how did she end up in the hospital?
Grandma Jiao sighed, “I heard it was because of weight loss medicine. The hospital didn’t say, so we don’t know.”
The spoke in dialect. Zheng Tan had heard it before so he picked up bits and pieces of their conversation.
How did someone end up in the hospital just because of weight loss pills, he thought to himself?
Papa Jiao thought about it, then nodded, “I’ll go visit. Weight loss pills are indeed potentially very harmful.”
The birthday party was tomorrow so Papa Jiao planned for the kids to rest at home tonight. He would go visit his cousin at the hospital with his wife, along with Grandma Jiao.
That left just the kids, the cat, and Grandpa Jiao at home.
The kids were watching television. Grandpa Jiao took a walk outside before coming back with a bristlegrass to harass the cat on the sofa. Zheng Tan wanted to ignore him, but the old man just wouldn’t leave him alone. Zheng Tan grabbed the bristlegrass, tore it in half, and threw it aside. He went to lie down between the kids. The old man surely wouldn’t annoy his grandchildren.
Grandpa Jiao looked at the kids, then at the cat. He scoffed and said something to Jiao Yuan, then dragged over a chair and watched cartoons with the kids.
Mama and Papa Jiao came back in the afternoon. Zheng Tan went to eavesdrop when they chatted in the bedroom.
“I’m guessing it’s because of the weight loss pills. I asked and found out she was buying that really famous brand. However, I heard people over at the med school say the main ingredient of those pills was Sibutramine Hydrochloride. Some argue it’s not a very safe ingredient. In Europe, testing centers are doing another round of clinical trials involving the ingredients. It’s still on-going, but I heard there have been deaths and cardiovascular issues. I’m guessing there would be warnings against the pills sometime next year overseas. However, it’s hard to say what will happen domestically.”
“She won’t admit to it,” Mama Jiao sighed.
“Well, most of her symptoms match the drug’s side effects. She’s just too embarrassed to admit to taking the weight loss pills. However, I believe she took what I said to heart and will act with care.”
“So, that brand of weight loss pills, does it really work?” Mama Jiao was interested in the topic.
All women cared about maintaining a good figure. However, as they aged, gaining weight was almost unavoidable. Papa Jiao’s cousin, for instance, started having too many social events to attend after her family became rich. This led to her gaining weight, so she started taking weight loss pills.
Zheng Tan knew the weight loss pills they were talking about. He remembered the brand being very well-known for a long time. It received endorsements from many stars. However, that was years ago. He hadn’t heard anything about it for a long time but didn’t know what happened. Maybe it was banned as Papa Jiao foresaw.
Zheng Tan kept listening. He was interested in the topic as well. However, his good mood was about to come to an end that night.
Mama Jiao had to break the news to him twice before he could believe his ears. A disaster was coming.
Kids, lots of them…
He suddenly didn’t want to go to the party anymore.
However, with everyone gone, Mama Jiao would never let him stay here alone. She already had his travel bag ready. She ordered the kids give him a good bath that night and for him to wear his pet collar.
Knowing what was to come, he was in a sour mood.
How f*cked up!
On October 2nd, the Grandpa and Grandma uncharacteristically wore new clothes. Mama Jiao dressed both Jiao Yuan and Youzi in their best clothes as well. It was a tenth birthday party, kids were definitely going to be the center of conversation.
That was how things were. People compared grades when young, then they compared upbringing and wealth as they grew up. When they got married, it was all about comparing kids. Jiao Yuan and Youzi were too young to understand this but Papa and Mama Jiao knew what was coming. They had bought both kids new clothes and had prepared what to say.
As for Zheng Tan, he was sitting in Mama Jiao’s bag, his ears pinned back, looking deeply upset.
It was much more crowded in the car. Mama Jiao was in the passenger seat. The kids and the grandparents were in the back. Youzi was sitting on Grandma Jiao’s lap. Zheng Tan could tell Youzi was nervous. She was about to face a room of strangers. If this was a party with the Gu family, she would at least know some people.
On the other hand, it was easier this way. Many people in the Gu family knew how Youzi’s mother sent her back to China to live with relatives while staying overseas herself. This was always brought up when Youzi showed up. Not being around the Gu family at least saved her from having to listen to everyone berate her mother.
Papa Jiao pulled into the driveway of a three-story house. There were cars there already and a lot of people standing around.
Mama Jiao got off with the kids. Papa Jiao drove the car to the restaurant nearby. The party would be held there and the parking lot was larger. With so many kids around, he was worried someone would scratch his car. To protect the new car, he decided to park it away from the house.
Mama Jiao had her bag in one hand and Youzi’s hand in her other. As for Jiao Yuan, he knew many of these people so she didn’t worry about him. He was in his early teens and Mama Jiao knew he wouldn’t want to stay by her side. He preferred to play with kids his age.
Youzi was nervous and not speaking much. Mama Jiao would sometimes tell her to say hello to certain people.
Many of the relationships were too complex for a kid and she didn’t quite understand the dialect. She had grown up listening to English and Mandarin. However, Mama Jiao was there to help her.
“You brought your cat?!” A middle age lady looked at Zheng Tan and laughed.
“This is my family’s baby. We didn’t want to leave him in Chuhua so we brought him here. He’s a good boy and doesn’t bite,” Mama Jiao said.
There was a seven or eight-years-old child standing beside the lady, who saw the cat head poking out of the bag and bit his finger before trying to pull Zheng Tan’s whiskers. Zheng Tan quickly retracted his head back into the bag.
They entered the house. Mama Jiao led the way into a room upstairs. There were a few children inside, mostly girls since the boys were having a hard time staying put indoors.
Mama Jiao introduced Youzi to the kids and left her here to watch DVDs with them. She still had to exchange pleasantries with the relatives downstairs.
There was a girl in her teens, probably in middle school, who was playing host. She brought Youzi a cushion to sit on and poured her some juice.
The room was carpeted, so most of the kids sat on cushions on the floor. There was an infant crawling around. He probably couldn’t walk yet and was drooling as he crawled.
Zheng Tan came out of the bag and sat next to Youzi. A few kids came to harass him at first, but slowly their attention was drawn back by the television.
As he was dozing off, he suddenly felt something approaching. He opened his eyes to find the baby staring at him while making ‘ahahah’ noises. It was impossible to understand what he was trying to say.
Urgh!
Zheng Tan twitched his ears.
The baby was giggling and trying to talk again. He crawled towards Zheng Tan.
Zheng Tan felt his head hurt and got up to move away.
The baby followed him.
Eventually Zheng Tan jumped up onto a closet. It was quieter up high. No one harassed him and he could avoid the baby.
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Chapters
- Chapter 328 - 328 321 The Unexpected Red Envelope
- Chapter 327 - 327 320 New Years Money From the Cat
- Chapter 326 - 326 319 The Donkey Cart
- Chapter 325 - 325 318 The Cat in a Vest
- Chapter 324 - 324 317 Snow Disaster
- Chapter 323 - 323 316 Problematic Girl
- Chapter 322 - 322 315 Please Call Me the Red Scarf
- Chapter 321 - 321 314 Thank You Gift (Three Updates)
- Chapter 320 - 320 313 Fierce (Second Update)
- Chapter 319 - 319 312 Exposure (Part 1)
- Chapter 318 - 318 311 Not an Illusion
- Chapter 317 - 317 310 Young Master Xiao
- Chapter 316 - 316 309
- Chapter 315 - 315 308 Coming to See the Arctic Cat
- Chapter 314 - 314 307
- Chapter 313 - 313 306
- Chapter 312 - 312 305 Dedication to Art
- Chapter 311 - 311 304 Joint Performance
- Chapter 310 - 310 303 Seeking to Perform
- Chapter 309 - 309 302 Undermining the Foundation
- Chapter 308 - 308 301 The Photo
- Chapter 307 - 307 300 Identical
- Chapter 306 - 306 299 Cell Phone Charm
- Chapter 305 - 305 298 Gem Level
- Chapter 304 - 304 297 Scare You to Death
- Chapter 303 - 303 296 The Cat by the Pond
- Chapter 302 - 302 295 Boss Cai
- Chapter 301 - 301 294 Youre Welcome
- Chapter 300 - 300 293
- Chapter 299 - 299 292 Your Lucky Cat was scared away by that dog
- Chapter 298 - 298 291 Cut Ear
- Chapter 297 - 297 290 Old Friend
- Chapter 296 - 296 289 Return to the South
- Chapter 295 - 295 288 Domestic Violence
- Chapter 294 - 294 287 Leading the Way
- Chapter 293 - 293 286 Advertisement Text Message
- Chapter 292 - 292 285 A Gentle Needle
- Chapter 291 - 291 284 You Are Sick
- Chapter 290 - 290 283 Demonic Barrier
- Chapter 289 - 289 282 Orchid
- Chapter 288 - 288 281
- Chapter 287 - 287 280 Crooked Idea
- Chapter 286 - 286 279 Invitation
- Chapter 285 - 285 278 All Cats Are Hua Crazy
- Chapter 284 - 284 277 Harassment Tactics
- Chapter 283 - 283 276 Not Going Back
- Chapter 282 - 282 275 Youzis Mom
- Chapter 281 - 281 274 Four 8s
- Chapter 280 - 280 273 68
- Chapter 279 - 279 272 Night Raid
- Chapter 278 - 278 271 It Really Is You
- Chapter 277 - 277 270 Swipe a Card Swipe a Cat
- Chapter 276 - 276 269 Triumph
- Chapter 275 - 275 268 Black is this Cat
- Chapter 274 - 274 267 Call the Police
- Chapter 273 - 273 266 The God-like Middle School Student
- Chapter 272 - 272 265 The Gentleman Thief
- Chapter 271 - 271 264 Theft Incident
- Chapter 270 - 270 263 The Wealthy Cat
- Chapter 269 - 269 262 Great Potential in Such Businesses
- Chapter 268 - 268 261 A Slap
- Chapter 267 - 267 260 Who Are You
- Chapter 266 - 266 259 Recharging Phone Credit is a Difficult
- Chapter 265 - 265 258 Mobile Phone
- Chapter 264 - 264 257 A Huge Gecko
- Chapter 263 - 263 256 Bad Guy
- Chapter 262 - 262 255
- Chapter 261 - 261 254 Mr. Jiao Truly Is Awesome
- Chapter 260 - 260 253 Your Cat Has Given Birth to Kittens
- Chapter 259 - 259 252 Just Ran Away Like That
- Chapter 258 - 258 251 The Familiar Cat
- Chapter 257 - 257 250 Tenant
- Chapter 256 - 256 249 Leveling Up by Killing Monsters
- Chapter 255 - 255 248 Does this kind of accidental event
- Chapter 254 - 254 247 A Drop of Blood Worth Ten Thousand
- Chapter 253 - 253 246 Being Watched
- Chapter 252 - 252 245 Its a commendation but also a
- Chapter 251 - 251 244 Return to Base
- Chapter 250 - 250 243 Red Rat
- Chapter 249 - 249 242 Cat Swarm
- Chapter 248 - 248 241 Date with a Girl
- Chapter 247 - 247 240 Fire
- Chapter 246 - 246 239 The Cat in the Night
- Chapter 245 - 245 238 Specimens in the Natural History
- Chapter 244 - 244 237
- Chapter 243 - 243 236 The Boss is Back
- Chapter 242 - 242 235 Strategic Scientist
- Chapter 241 - 241 234 Group Photo
- Chapter 240 - 240 233 Living BC
- Chapter 239 - 239 232 Seeing Da Mi Again
- Chapter 238 - 238 231 Event Venue
- Chapter 237 - 237 230 Invitation
- Chapter 236 - 236 229 Why Bother Arguing with a Cat
- Chapter 235 - 235 228 Four Cuckoo Calls
- Chapter 234 - 234 227 Are You Freaking Kidding Me
- Chapter 233 - 233 226 Enemies on a Narrow Road
- Chapter 232 - 232 225 Attend to
- Chapter 231 - 231 224 Advanced Scammer_2
- Chapter 230 - 230 224 Advanced Scammer
- Chapter 229 - 229 223 The Black Cat on the Wall
- Chapter 228 - 228 222 Cat Car
- Chapter 227 - 227 221 How Are You Two Here_2
- Chapter 226 - 226 221 How are you two here
- Chapter 225 - 225 220 The Bound Person_2
- Chapter 224 - 224 220 The Bound Person
- Chapter 223 - 223 219 Stand By
- Chapter 222 - 222 218 Marks
- Chapter 221 - 221 217 Do Brother a Favor
- Chapter 220 - 220 216 Dont Cause Trouble
- Chapter 219 - 219 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head_2
- Chapter 218 - 218 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head
- Chapter 217 - 217 214 How Are These Two Here
- Chapter 216 - 216 213 Too Foolish or Too Bold
- Chapter 215 - 215 212 Little Buddy_2
- Chapter 214 - 214 212 Little Companions
- Chapter 213 - 213 211 Are You the Clown Invited by the
- Chapter 212 - 212 210 The Ambusher
- Chapter 211 - 211 209 Exclusive Private Room
- Chapter 210 - 210 208 The Fate of Big and Little Rice
- Chapter 209 - 209 207 Choosing a Kitten_2
- Chapter 208 - 208 207 Picking a Kitten
- Chapter 207 - 207 206 Luck This Thing
- Chapter 206 - 206 205 Saving People
- Chapter 205 - 205 204 Different Buyers
- Chapter 204 - 204 203 Why Her
- Chapter 203 - 203 202 Encountered Evil_2
- Chapter 202 - 202 202 The Collision with Evil
- Chapter 201 - 201 201 Tacit Understanding
- Chapter 200 - 200 200 That Cat Was Playing Her
- Chapter 199 - 199 199 Gu Family
- Chapter 198 - 198 198 Da Mi and Xiao Mi
- Chapter 197 - 197 197 Peanuts
- Chapter 196 - 196 196 Is it yours
- Chapter 195 - 195 195 Well-Intentioned
- Chapter 194 - 194 194 The Divine Beast Comes
- Chapter 193 - 193 193 Rare to Have Such a Cat
- Chapter 192 - 192 192 Uncertain Factors
- Chapter 191 - 191 191 Feeling Really Great
- Chapter 190 - 190 190 Be nicer to that Black Cat
- Chapter 189 - 189 189 Cats Fantasy
- Chapter 188 - 188 188 You Dare to Throw I Dare to Pick Up
- Chapter 187 - 187 187 The Old Man Who Plays the Erhu
- Chapter 186 - 186 186 Bad Temper
- Chapter 185 - 185 185 The Curtain Falls
- Chapter 184 - 184 184
- Chapter 183 - 183 183 Ive Been Waiting for You
- Chapter 182 - 182 182 If Theres Anger It Must Be Ventilated
- Chapter 181 - 181 181
- Chapter 180 - 180 180 Beat Them Up First
- Chapter 179 - 179 179 The Thief is a Cat
- Chapter 178 - 178 178 You Dare to Pretend with Me
- Chapter 177 - 177 177 The Roadblocker
- Chapter 176 - 176 176 Just Relying on This Thing
- Chapter 175 - 175 175 Relying on a Mountain
- Chapter 174 - 174 174 Helpless to See the Flowers Fall Feels
- Chapter 173 - 173 173 Lin
- Chapter 172 - 172 172 This Thing is Very Familiar
- Chapter 171 - 171 171 Unlucky Stalker
- Chapter 170 - 170 170
- Chapter 169 - 169 169 You Dont Recognize It
- Chapter 168 - 168 168 Slip Away Front Stay Behind
- Chapter 167 - 167 167
- Chapter 166: It's Hard Being A Cat
- Chapter 165: What Does That Cat Want?
- Chapter 164: And The Show Begins
- Chapter 163: That Room
- Chapter 162: Pick The Lock?
- Chapter 161: As A Cat, I Feel Sad
- Chapter 160: Revenge Is A Natural Instinct
- Chapter 159: Zheng Tan Is A Cat
- Chapter 158: Hello Neighbor
- Chapter 157: Friend Of The Ladies'
- Chapter 156: Keep Demons At Bay? F*ck That!
- Chapter 155: Are You Serious?
- Chapter 154: Cats Are Idiots
- Chapter 153: Do You Know A Cat's Pain?
- Chapter 152: Spring Is A Lovely Season
- Chapter 151: Crossed The Line
- Chapter 150: Findings
- Chapter 149: Catfather
- Chapter 148: His Ending
- Chapter 147: Chen Zhe
- Chapter 146: Lai Er
- Chapter 145: Good Or Bad?
- Chapter 144: There's Something Off About That Man
- Chapter 143: Right-Handed? Left-Handed?
- Chapter 142: A Black Cat At The Door
- Chapter 141: I Faked It All
- Chapter 140: Fate
- Chapter 139: New Years And Red Pockets
- Chapter 138: The Revenge Of A Cat
- Chapter 137: Kids And Fire Crackers
- Chapter 136: Chapters of the Past
- Chapter 135: This Wasn't The Same Cat
- Chapter 134: Same Accent, Different Person
- Chapter 133: Go For A Ride
- Chapter 132: Nothing To Do But Cry
- Chapter 131: Cosmic Velocity
- Chapter 130: Swallows and Swans
- Chapter 129: What Did He Do To Deserve That?
- Chapter 128: A Hero
- Chapter 127: When Cats Run Into Thieves
- Chapter 126: Car Models
- Chapter 125: The People In the Old Building
- Chapter 124: When Can He Get His Own Car?
- Chapter 123: A Big Client? A Kid?
- Chapter 122: Peeing
- Chapter 121: It's Father is a Cat?
- Chapter 120: Combat Capability Leaderboard
- Chapter 119: 100% Organic
- Chapter 118: A Very Noisy Parrot
- Chapter 117: What Had He Missed?
- Chapter 116: The Cat On The Commander's Post
- Chapter 115: Lead The Way
- Chapter 114: Jiao Yuan, Your Cat
- Chapter 113: Study Hard And Improve Every Day
- Chapter 112: That Weird Child
- Chapter 111: Checking Out The Middle School
- Chapter 110: The Unattainable Six Pack
- Chapter 109: The Untouchable Cats And Dogs
- Chapter 108: Need To Let Off Steam
- Chapter 107: The Pain Of Not Having Whiskers
- Chapter 106: My Whiskers!
- Chapter 105: Kick!
- Chapter 104: Time To Cause Trouble
- Chapter 103: The Cat Ran Away
- Chapter 102: His Life Was Depressing
- Chapter 101: The Party
- Chapter 100: Why Did You Bring The Cat?
- Chapter 99: Your Cat Daddy Is Buying A Car
- Chapter 98: Relying On The Cat
- Chapter 97: We Got To Talk
- Chapter 96: Got A Problem? Better Call Charcoal!
- Chapter 95: The Four Musketeers At Military Training
- Chapter 94: Cat Tree
- Chapter 93: Everyone Knew Charcoal
- Chapter 92: How F*cking Embarassing
- Chapter 91: Duke
- Chapter 90: The Women's Room? Got To Do What You Got To Do
- Chapter 89: Backbone Sahara, Backbone
- Chapter 88: Let's Go Swimming
- Chapter 87: Super cat
- Chapter 86: The Large Cat Wanted To Stay
- Chapter 85: The Cat From Hell (3)
- Chapter 84: The Cat From Hell (2)
- Chapter 83: The Cat From Hell (1)
- Chapter 82: Mr. Tree-Hole
- Chapter 81: Come Say Hello
- Chapter 80: Success
- Chapter 79: The Contact Was A Cat?
- Chapter 78: What a Dumb Cat
- Chapter 77: Time For Hair and Makeup
- Chapter 76: Kitty Zhuo
- Chapter 75: Was The Buddha A Cat Person?
- Chapter 74: It Would Scare People
- Chapter 73: This Cat...
- Chapter 72: It Was Their Own Doing
- Chapter 71: Bringing a Cat To The Club
- Chapter 70: No Need to Kneel
- Chapter 69: I'll Take You Out For Some Fun
- Chapter 68: Hurray For The Men Who Catsit For Their Ladies
- Chapter 67: Check the Blinds Before 'Doing' Things
- Chapter 66: So You Simply Used Mr. Fang
- Chapter 65: It was that jerk!
- Chapter 64: I didn't kick the balls
- Chapter 63: Robbery
- Chapter 62: Young man, want to collaborate?
- Chapter 61: This dumbass street performance
- Chapter 60: His head must have been kicked by a donkey
- Chapter 59: Want to play with the phone? Here it is, go ahead
- Chapter 58: This definitely ain't true love
- Chapter 57: How many legs does a cat walk with?
- Chapter 56: Zheng Tan, you are such an idiot!
- Chapter 55: Buddy, hand me the cat tag!
- Chapter 54: Heading to the Southern City
- Chapter 53: Escaping "the den of monsters"
- Chapter 52: Charcoal has really been kidnapped
- Chapter 51: The cat thief
- Chapter 50: Cat trap, the courtyard has livened up again
- Chapter 49: Careful about that cat
- Chapter 48: Senior, your kidney
- Chapter 47: No sense of shame!
- Chapter 46: A Cat Is Watching You
- Chapter 45: Thief?
- Chapter 44: This Black Cat Is Special
- Chapter 43: A Missing Bottle of Liquor
- Chapter 42: That Sahara Guy Is Asking for a Beating!
- Chapter 41: Charcoal, What Happened to You?
- Chapter 40: How About a Meow?
- Chapter 39: Just Won't Let You Touch Me
- Chapter 38: Private Cat Property, No Entry for Outside Cats
- Chapter 37: I’m Answering Questions, Not Leaking the Test
- Chapter 36: A Cat that Survived On the Streets
- Chapter 35: Catzilla – The She-male of the World of Cats
- Chapter 34: Nice Work Painting Soybeans and Peas
- Chapter 33: A Chesty Foreign Visitor is Coming This Way
- Chapter 32: It can't be because of the cat
- Chapter 31: Charcoal, Did You Do Something Again?
- Chapter 30: Every School Had One or Two ‘PhD’ Roads
- Chapter 29: What Are You Looking At
- Chapter 28: Your Li Yuanba is Pregnant
- Chapter 27: Who Knows What Cats Are Thinking
- Chapter 26: Bite My Ear If You Dare
- Chapter 25: Owed The Cat a Favor
- Chapter 24: The Guy On the Motorcycle Has A Cat On His Back
- Chapter 23: You Need Five Tries to Wake a Cat
- Chapter 22: Motion Sickness Pills Can Be Deadly
- Chapter 21: There Are Five Genders
- Chapter 20: Good Boy, Mighty
- Chapter 19: The Thieves Are On the Move Again
- Chapter 18: Charcoal, Help Out at Home
- Chapter 17: A Call From The Cat
- Chapter 16: The Fat Cat Can Jump
- Chapter 15: What Did You Do Now, Charcoal?
- Chapter 14: So Nepenthe is Daylily?
- Chapter 13: Kids These Days
- Chapter 12: Fleas are the Worst
- Chapter 11: Act cute? Hell no!
- Chapter 10: Hey! Hey…F*ck
- Chapter 9: Boss, Did Your Cat Run Away?
- Chapter 8: Be a Good Boy When Home Alone
- Chapter 7: Can’t Eat the Guinea Pig
- Chapter 6: The Four Musketeers and the Parrot with Everything
- Chapter 5: Fantasuperaculous
- Chapter 4: You Can Do It, Charcoal
- Chapter 3: This Is How You Teach a Cat
- Chapter 2: Can I Borrow Your Cat
- Chapter 1: Everything Happens for the Best