Chapter 56: Zheng Tan, you are such an idiot!
Exiting the district, Zheng Tan prepared to hitch a ride.
When he decided to come to this city, Zheng Tan had thought it over.
Zheng Tan rarely rode on the bus, when he was too young to drive he would hail a taxi every time he went out and not squash in the bus with other people. It was because of this Zheng Tan left the impression of a rich dandy, of course, the title of “rich dandy” also had a “pig in a poke” following it.
Following the footpath, Zheng Tan arrived at a bus stop.
Some young girls who were waiting for the bus saw Zheng Tan, they even squatted down and played with him. People around them just smiled and didn’t comment too much.
That was the advantage of wearing a cat tag. To many people, wearing a cat tag and having clean fur meant that the cat before them had been vaccinated and was a well raised domesticated cat instead of a stray that possibly carried some virus. That’s why even if they didn’t like cats they wouldn’t give it the cold shoulder. If it had been an ordinary cat and didn’t wear a cat tag, no matter how friendly it appears to be, people will reject it.
Zheng Tan didn’t immediately pull a long face at these young girls and leave, he cooperatively walked up and rubbed against them. He was happy to be touched by girls, if they took out some dangles on their keychain, Zheng Tan would even pretend to be interested and play with them a few times to earn a favorable impression.
While he was pretending, Zheng Tan also took note of the bus routes and stops at the bus stop. He wasn’t familiar with many of the stops but some iconic monuments and locations he knew very well.
It wasn’t convenient for him to act during the day, so he could only wait until night time to hitch a ride.
After getting an approximate idea of the routes, Zheng Tan found a place to hang out, waiting for nightfall.
It’s not possible to hitch a ride on that kind of ute every time, and not every ute and truck traveled the same route that Zheng Tan planned out, that’s why Zheng Tan decided to hitch a ride on the bus.
Double-deckers and trams are out of the question, to prevent any accidents, Zheng Tan chose the most common single deck bus.
The sky finally darkened, Zheng Tan’s chest felt stuffy just from looking at those crowded buses, luckily he didn’t need to push into them.
He waited until the bus that heads to the route he wanted drove into the stop, before the door opened, Zheng Tan accelerated and sprinted over there, then jumped onto the top of the bus. It was quite noisy inside the bus, no one heard that noise from the roof.
“What happened just then?!” A passenger near the window saw a black shadow flash across the corner of his eyes.
“What do you mean what happened?”
“Nothing, I am probably seeing things. I’m going to take a snooze, wake me up when we arrive at the stop.” That person leaned against the window when he finished and began to doze off.
Zheng Tan who had jumped onto the roof was quite surprised, initially he thought he would step on a window or something else as a jumping platform when he leaped. He didn’t anticipate that when he dashed towards the train he would suddenly get a strong sense of confidence to be able to leap on without any help, and then he was already on the top of the bus.
He moved his feet and didn’t feel any discomfort.
Hiss–
The passengers finished boarding and getting off, the bus door closed and began to drive.
Zheng Tan quickly ran over and hooked onto the bulge on the sunroof of the bus. The top of the bus was quite smooth, when the bus picked up in speed, any sudden turns or stops Zheng Tan would probably be swung out, that’s why he needed to tightly hook onto fixed object to secure himself.
Probably no one would have guessed that on top of this ordinary bus lay a cat.
Zheng Tan couldn’t identify where the bus was at, he had to pay attention to the announcements on the bus every time they arrived at a stop.
Zheng Tan only wanted to ride a section of this bus’s route, so when he reached a certain station, Zheng Tan needed to get off and hitch rides on buses traveling different routes.
Some buses ceased work after sometime around nine in the night while some operated throughout the night. Every time he changed buses, Zheng Tan needed to see when the bus that he was about to ride stop operating. Preferably he would chose those that operate the entire night, that way he didn’t need to worry about the bus not coming.
Riding on buses was extremely troublesome, but to reach the destination, Zheng Tan had to endure this trouble again and again. After these changes, Zheng Tan was getting closer and closer to the destination at heart.
While he was waiting at one of the stops in the middle of his route, Zheng Tan suddenly heard someone calling him.
“Hey, Zheng Tan, wait up!”
It was a child’s voice, Zheng Tan couldn’t recall who it was.
Zheng Tan looked towards the direction where the voice came from, but he only saw the backs of a few children boarding a taxi. The light beams cross in the darkness of the night, he couldn’t get a clear view.
There were video arcades around this stop, Zheng Tan remembered coming here when he was younger. When his interests arose, he would skip classes and come here, sometimes he would spend an entire day playing. Although some places forbade people who were under eighteen from enter, but that was only on the surface, as long as you were willing to spend some money there will naturally be places for you to play around.
The taxi drove off into the distance, traveling in the same direction as Zheng Tan’s plan. However, Zheng Tan wasn’t able to see the passengers’ face in the car, he could barely make out that they were a few children.
Zheng Tan suddenly became a little anxious, when the bus suddenly started up Zheng Tan almost lost his grip and fell off.
When he got off at the stop, Zheng Tan squatted not too far from the platform and looked to the route guides on the stop sign. This was the last change he needed to make, when this route’s bus arrives after seven or eight stops he would be close to the destination. The name of the last stop on that route was the name of the district that Zheng Tan had lived in, very easy to identify.
Just as he was deep in his thoughts, Zheng Tan suddenly became alarmed and leapt to the side. On the place where he was just squatting, a rubber bullet hit, then bounced off and disappeared.
After experiencing the kidnap, Zheng Tan had became much more aware of his surrounding, his senses on nearby danger also sharpened, that’s why he could rapidly avoid the oncoming rubber bullet.
Zheng Tan had played with this type of rubber bullet before, all kids liked this toy, even Jiao Yuan had one.
He turned his head and looked over. Zheng Tan saw some young men sitting on the railing, they look drunk, probably saw a cat on the street side and shot at it with the toy gun on a whim.
They liked to play shooter games, they had played games like rubber bullets, outdoor paintball and others. They had just won the toy gun in their hands when they were playing shooting games in the club. Although they turned their nose up at these children’s toys, they occasionally killed time with it. Even after drinking alcohol, they were still quite confident in their shooting skills. Originally they expected to hear the cries of the cat, they didn’t think that the cat would able to dodge it.
So they got their spirits up , stood up and headed towards Zheng Tan.
Sh*t!
Zheng Tan silently cursed in his heart, so freaking unlucky!
The young men held their toy gun, chased after Zheng Tan while yelling at him like maniacs. One after another, the soft rubber bullets shot out.
Zheng Tan didn’t want to ran too far, he wanted to wait for the last bus, but the maniacs behind him were following him closely. Zheng Tan looked for good places to hide around him as he ran.
Around the corner a van was parked with the door of the trunk left open. Zheng Tan immediately ran over and found a place to hide.
The driver of the van rested his arm against the car window, a cigarette between his fingers. He spoke to the person standing outside the car and didn’t have a clue that there was a cat in his car.
There was no one in the van other than the driver, even the seats had some products on them, small household appliances like colored television, there were some piled in the baggage areas as well. The rest were daily necessities like toothpastes, shower gels, shampoos etc. Zheng Tan hid behind this merchandise, through the gap he peeped outside and watched the crazy youngsters run over.
“Where did that cat go?” On of the young man said while tampering with his hair.
Nearby were mostly shopping malls, after turning into the corner, there were only trees on each side of the road, no bushes or flower beds.
“Did it climb up a tree?” Another youngster said while looking at the trees around him.
The person that first shot at Zheng Tan examined around and walked over to the van.
Zheng Tan ducked behind, lowered his body and tried to conceal himself.
However, just as the young man walked closer and closer, anther person came to the back of the van. This person was the one that was just talking to the driver, he lifted his hand and dragged the trunk lid down.
Bang!
The trunk of the van closed.
Zheng Tan: “”
He turned around, the driver had already finished smoking. He closed his car window, destroying Zheng Tan’s hope of running out from the window.
Sh*t!
Destiny is full of wrong timing and bad luck, one may suffer many setbacks and misfortunes during their life.
No number of beautiful girls was enough to pacify the galloping alpacas in Zheng Tan’s heart.
Zheng Tan really wanted to howl: F*ck, let me out!
However, what responded to Zheng Tan was the rumbling sounds of the engine.
It was as if there was a pair of invisible hands, separating you every time you reach your objective.
Unable to revolt.
Twice he had been that close, but he had got the same result.
Fate?
Zheng Tan didn’t know.
The driver played some reminiscing classics inside the car, Zheng Tan had heard that bitchy bird “General” sang many of these songs. This in addition to the complex feeling that Zheng Tan was feeling made him want to hit his head against the wall.
There was no wall, so Zheng Tan hit the backseat instead.
The music was too loud inside the car, the driver was drowned in self-enchantment and hummed along, couldn’t hear the strange noises from the back of the car.
After a while, the driver’s phone rang, he turned the music down and picked up the phone.
Zheng Tan really want to comment that talking over the phone while driving was dangerous, although he used to frequently do these things as well, sometimes driving under the influence of alcohol was a normal thing. Zheng Tan truly felt that he was lucky to have grown up and lived through all these years safely.
“OkayI will call him when it’s timeYes, I know, call the landline Oh, by the way what’s the area code at that end of the capital 010OkayI got it”
The driver cheerfully answered the call, but Zheng Tan suddenly had the feeling of sinking into mud then struck by lightning.
Area code?
Hell, he didn’t add the area code when he dialed last time.
As to mobile phone, calling interstate probably needed to add a 0 before the number?
Zheng Tan, you are such an idiot!
After not touching a phone for a long time, he couldn’t even remember this basic knowledge!
Zheng Tan wanted to slap himself hard, his mind short-wiring at such an important moment! He really didn’t think that his brain would short-circuit that badly during that moment. An opportunity within his reach had slipped away just like that, he had suffered all this for nothing, his current situation was even more unpredictable.
If Papa Jiao knew, then he would seriously condemn himself for not teaching his own cat the technique of calling interstate.
Zheng Tan lay on a cardboard box, recalling his self that was dialing on the phone. His head wasn’t too clear back then, and wasn’t too rational, it must have been the side-effect of the drug, yes, and the telecommunication operator’s fault as well! Even if they can’t recognize interstate numbers they needed to at least give some hints!
No matter what, he had lost that opportunity and there was no way of rectifying the issue.
‘What should I do now?”
Zheng Tan was vexed.
How about knock the driver out and jump off the car?
Zheng Tan peeked outside the window at the flashing streetlight. He estimated the speed that the car was traveling, then at the vehicles that were driving to and fro outside. The danger was not minor, a little incautious action can cause a car accident.
Never mind, he will find an opportunity to call when they arrive at the driver’s house. Since he had found where the problem was, he wasn’t afraid that it couldn’t be solved anymore.
Zheng Tan continued to have an optimistic mindset, planning out future actions.
However, when the car finally stopped, Zheng Tan took the chance while the driver was lifting cargo to run out of the van. He was shocked by the forests and farmlands that filled his sight.
‘Where the f*ck is this!”
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 328 - 328 321 The Unexpected Red Envelope
- Chapter 327 - 327 320 New Years Money From the Cat
- Chapter 326 - 326 319 The Donkey Cart
- Chapter 325 - 325 318 The Cat in a Vest
- Chapter 324 - 324 317 Snow Disaster
- Chapter 323 - 323 316 Problematic Girl
- Chapter 322 - 322 315 Please Call Me the Red Scarf
- Chapter 321 - 321 314 Thank You Gift (Three Updates)
- Chapter 320 - 320 313 Fierce (Second Update)
- Chapter 319 - 319 312 Exposure (Part 1)
- Chapter 318 - 318 311 Not an Illusion
- Chapter 317 - 317 310 Young Master Xiao
- Chapter 316 - 316 309
- Chapter 315 - 315 308 Coming to See the Arctic Cat
- Chapter 314 - 314 307
- Chapter 313 - 313 306
- Chapter 312 - 312 305 Dedication to Art
- Chapter 311 - 311 304 Joint Performance
- Chapter 310 - 310 303 Seeking to Perform
- Chapter 309 - 309 302 Undermining the Foundation
- Chapter 308 - 308 301 The Photo
- Chapter 307 - 307 300 Identical
- Chapter 306 - 306 299 Cell Phone Charm
- Chapter 305 - 305 298 Gem Level
- Chapter 304 - 304 297 Scare You to Death
- Chapter 303 - 303 296 The Cat by the Pond
- Chapter 302 - 302 295 Boss Cai
- Chapter 301 - 301 294 Youre Welcome
- Chapter 300 - 300 293
- Chapter 299 - 299 292 Your Lucky Cat was scared away by that dog
- Chapter 298 - 298 291 Cut Ear
- Chapter 297 - 297 290 Old Friend
- Chapter 296 - 296 289 Return to the South
- Chapter 295 - 295 288 Domestic Violence
- Chapter 294 - 294 287 Leading the Way
- Chapter 293 - 293 286 Advertisement Text Message
- Chapter 292 - 292 285 A Gentle Needle
- Chapter 291 - 291 284 You Are Sick
- Chapter 290 - 290 283 Demonic Barrier
- Chapter 289 - 289 282 Orchid
- Chapter 288 - 288 281
- Chapter 287 - 287 280 Crooked Idea
- Chapter 286 - 286 279 Invitation
- Chapter 285 - 285 278 All Cats Are Hua Crazy
- Chapter 284 - 284 277 Harassment Tactics
- Chapter 283 - 283 276 Not Going Back
- Chapter 282 - 282 275 Youzis Mom
- Chapter 281 - 281 274 Four 8s
- Chapter 280 - 280 273 68
- Chapter 279 - 279 272 Night Raid
- Chapter 278 - 278 271 It Really Is You
- Chapter 277 - 277 270 Swipe a Card Swipe a Cat
- Chapter 276 - 276 269 Triumph
- Chapter 275 - 275 268 Black is this Cat
- Chapter 274 - 274 267 Call the Police
- Chapter 273 - 273 266 The God-like Middle School Student
- Chapter 272 - 272 265 The Gentleman Thief
- Chapter 271 - 271 264 Theft Incident
- Chapter 270 - 270 263 The Wealthy Cat
- Chapter 269 - 269 262 Great Potential in Such Businesses
- Chapter 268 - 268 261 A Slap
- Chapter 267 - 267 260 Who Are You
- Chapter 266 - 266 259 Recharging Phone Credit is a Difficult
- Chapter 265 - 265 258 Mobile Phone
- Chapter 264 - 264 257 A Huge Gecko
- Chapter 263 - 263 256 Bad Guy
- Chapter 262 - 262 255
- Chapter 261 - 261 254 Mr. Jiao Truly Is Awesome
- Chapter 260 - 260 253 Your Cat Has Given Birth to Kittens
- Chapter 259 - 259 252 Just Ran Away Like That
- Chapter 258 - 258 251 The Familiar Cat
- Chapter 257 - 257 250 Tenant
- Chapter 256 - 256 249 Leveling Up by Killing Monsters
- Chapter 255 - 255 248 Does this kind of accidental event
- Chapter 254 - 254 247 A Drop of Blood Worth Ten Thousand
- Chapter 253 - 253 246 Being Watched
- Chapter 252 - 252 245 Its a commendation but also a
- Chapter 251 - 251 244 Return to Base
- Chapter 250 - 250 243 Red Rat
- Chapter 249 - 249 242 Cat Swarm
- Chapter 248 - 248 241 Date with a Girl
- Chapter 247 - 247 240 Fire
- Chapter 246 - 246 239 The Cat in the Night
- Chapter 245 - 245 238 Specimens in the Natural History
- Chapter 244 - 244 237
- Chapter 243 - 243 236 The Boss is Back
- Chapter 242 - 242 235 Strategic Scientist
- Chapter 241 - 241 234 Group Photo
- Chapter 240 - 240 233 Living BC
- Chapter 239 - 239 232 Seeing Da Mi Again
- Chapter 238 - 238 231 Event Venue
- Chapter 237 - 237 230 Invitation
- Chapter 236 - 236 229 Why Bother Arguing with a Cat
- Chapter 235 - 235 228 Four Cuckoo Calls
- Chapter 234 - 234 227 Are You Freaking Kidding Me
- Chapter 233 - 233 226 Enemies on a Narrow Road
- Chapter 232 - 232 225 Attend to
- Chapter 231 - 231 224 Advanced Scammer_2
- Chapter 230 - 230 224 Advanced Scammer
- Chapter 229 - 229 223 The Black Cat on the Wall
- Chapter 228 - 228 222 Cat Car
- Chapter 227 - 227 221 How Are You Two Here_2
- Chapter 226 - 226 221 How are you two here
- Chapter 225 - 225 220 The Bound Person_2
- Chapter 224 - 224 220 The Bound Person
- Chapter 223 - 223 219 Stand By
- Chapter 222 - 222 218 Marks
- Chapter 221 - 221 217 Do Brother a Favor
- Chapter 220 - 220 216 Dont Cause Trouble
- Chapter 219 - 219 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head_2
- Chapter 218 - 218 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head
- Chapter 217 - 217 214 How Are These Two Here
- Chapter 216 - 216 213 Too Foolish or Too Bold
- Chapter 215 - 215 212 Little Buddy_2
- Chapter 214 - 214 212 Little Companions
- Chapter 213 - 213 211 Are You the Clown Invited by the
- Chapter 212 - 212 210 The Ambusher
- Chapter 211 - 211 209 Exclusive Private Room
- Chapter 210 - 210 208 The Fate of Big and Little Rice
- Chapter 209 - 209 207 Choosing a Kitten_2
- Chapter 208 - 208 207 Picking a Kitten
- Chapter 207 - 207 206 Luck This Thing
- Chapter 206 - 206 205 Saving People
- Chapter 205 - 205 204 Different Buyers
- Chapter 204 - 204 203 Why Her
- Chapter 203 - 203 202 Encountered Evil_2
- Chapter 202 - 202 202 The Collision with Evil
- Chapter 201 - 201 201 Tacit Understanding
- Chapter 200 - 200 200 That Cat Was Playing Her
- Chapter 199 - 199 199 Gu Family
- Chapter 198 - 198 198 Da Mi and Xiao Mi
- Chapter 197 - 197 197 Peanuts
- Chapter 196 - 196 196 Is it yours
- Chapter 195 - 195 195 Well-Intentioned
- Chapter 194 - 194 194 The Divine Beast Comes
- Chapter 193 - 193 193 Rare to Have Such a Cat
- Chapter 192 - 192 192 Uncertain Factors
- Chapter 191 - 191 191 Feeling Really Great
- Chapter 190 - 190 190 Be nicer to that Black Cat
- Chapter 189 - 189 189 Cats Fantasy
- Chapter 188 - 188 188 You Dare to Throw I Dare to Pick Up
- Chapter 187 - 187 187 The Old Man Who Plays the Erhu
- Chapter 186 - 186 186 Bad Temper
- Chapter 185 - 185 185 The Curtain Falls
- Chapter 184 - 184 184
- Chapter 183 - 183 183 Ive Been Waiting for You
- Chapter 182 - 182 182 If Theres Anger It Must Be Ventilated
- Chapter 181 - 181 181
- Chapter 180 - 180 180 Beat Them Up First
- Chapter 179 - 179 179 The Thief is a Cat
- Chapter 178 - 178 178 You Dare to Pretend with Me
- Chapter 177 - 177 177 The Roadblocker
- Chapter 176 - 176 176 Just Relying on This Thing
- Chapter 175 - 175 175 Relying on a Mountain
- Chapter 174 - 174 174 Helpless to See the Flowers Fall Feels
- Chapter 173 - 173 173 Lin
- Chapter 172 - 172 172 This Thing is Very Familiar
- Chapter 171 - 171 171 Unlucky Stalker
- Chapter 170 - 170 170
- Chapter 169 - 169 169 You Dont Recognize It
- Chapter 168 - 168 168 Slip Away Front Stay Behind
- Chapter 167 - 167 167
- Chapter 166: It's Hard Being A Cat
- Chapter 165: What Does That Cat Want?
- Chapter 164: And The Show Begins
- Chapter 163: That Room
- Chapter 162: Pick The Lock?
- Chapter 161: As A Cat, I Feel Sad
- Chapter 160: Revenge Is A Natural Instinct
- Chapter 159: Zheng Tan Is A Cat
- Chapter 158: Hello Neighbor
- Chapter 157: Friend Of The Ladies'
- Chapter 156: Keep Demons At Bay? F*ck That!
- Chapter 155: Are You Serious?
- Chapter 154: Cats Are Idiots
- Chapter 153: Do You Know A Cat's Pain?
- Chapter 152: Spring Is A Lovely Season
- Chapter 151: Crossed The Line
- Chapter 150: Findings
- Chapter 149: Catfather
- Chapter 148: His Ending
- Chapter 147: Chen Zhe
- Chapter 146: Lai Er
- Chapter 145: Good Or Bad?
- Chapter 144: There's Something Off About That Man
- Chapter 143: Right-Handed? Left-Handed?
- Chapter 142: A Black Cat At The Door
- Chapter 141: I Faked It All
- Chapter 140: Fate
- Chapter 139: New Years And Red Pockets
- Chapter 138: The Revenge Of A Cat
- Chapter 137: Kids And Fire Crackers
- Chapter 136: Chapters of the Past
- Chapter 135: This Wasn't The Same Cat
- Chapter 134: Same Accent, Different Person
- Chapter 133: Go For A Ride
- Chapter 132: Nothing To Do But Cry
- Chapter 131: Cosmic Velocity
- Chapter 130: Swallows and Swans
- Chapter 129: What Did He Do To Deserve That?
- Chapter 128: A Hero
- Chapter 127: When Cats Run Into Thieves
- Chapter 126: Car Models
- Chapter 125: The People In the Old Building
- Chapter 124: When Can He Get His Own Car?
- Chapter 123: A Big Client? A Kid?
- Chapter 122: Peeing
- Chapter 121: It's Father is a Cat?
- Chapter 120: Combat Capability Leaderboard
- Chapter 119: 100% Organic
- Chapter 118: A Very Noisy Parrot
- Chapter 117: What Had He Missed?
- Chapter 116: The Cat On The Commander's Post
- Chapter 115: Lead The Way
- Chapter 114: Jiao Yuan, Your Cat
- Chapter 113: Study Hard And Improve Every Day
- Chapter 112: That Weird Child
- Chapter 111: Checking Out The Middle School
- Chapter 110: The Unattainable Six Pack
- Chapter 109: The Untouchable Cats And Dogs
- Chapter 108: Need To Let Off Steam
- Chapter 107: The Pain Of Not Having Whiskers
- Chapter 106: My Whiskers!
- Chapter 105: Kick!
- Chapter 104: Time To Cause Trouble
- Chapter 103: The Cat Ran Away
- Chapter 102: His Life Was Depressing
- Chapter 101: The Party
- Chapter 100: Why Did You Bring The Cat?
- Chapter 99: Your Cat Daddy Is Buying A Car
- Chapter 98: Relying On The Cat
- Chapter 97: We Got To Talk
- Chapter 96: Got A Problem? Better Call Charcoal!
- Chapter 95: The Four Musketeers At Military Training
- Chapter 94: Cat Tree
- Chapter 93: Everyone Knew Charcoal
- Chapter 92: How F*cking Embarassing
- Chapter 91: Duke
- Chapter 90: The Women's Room? Got To Do What You Got To Do
- Chapter 89: Backbone Sahara, Backbone
- Chapter 88: Let's Go Swimming
- Chapter 87: Super cat
- Chapter 86: The Large Cat Wanted To Stay
- Chapter 85: The Cat From Hell (3)
- Chapter 84: The Cat From Hell (2)
- Chapter 83: The Cat From Hell (1)
- Chapter 82: Mr. Tree-Hole
- Chapter 81: Come Say Hello
- Chapter 80: Success
- Chapter 79: The Contact Was A Cat?
- Chapter 78: What a Dumb Cat
- Chapter 77: Time For Hair and Makeup
- Chapter 76: Kitty Zhuo
- Chapter 75: Was The Buddha A Cat Person?
- Chapter 74: It Would Scare People
- Chapter 73: This Cat...
- Chapter 72: It Was Their Own Doing
- Chapter 71: Bringing a Cat To The Club
- Chapter 70: No Need to Kneel
- Chapter 69: I'll Take You Out For Some Fun
- Chapter 68: Hurray For The Men Who Catsit For Their Ladies
- Chapter 67: Check the Blinds Before 'Doing' Things
- Chapter 66: So You Simply Used Mr. Fang
- Chapter 65: It was that jerk!
- Chapter 64: I didn't kick the balls
- Chapter 63: Robbery
- Chapter 62: Young man, want to collaborate?
- Chapter 61: This dumbass street performance
- Chapter 60: His head must have been kicked by a donkey
- Chapter 59: Want to play with the phone? Here it is, go ahead
- Chapter 58: This definitely ain't true love
- Chapter 57: How many legs does a cat walk with?
- Chapter 56: Zheng Tan, you are such an idiot!
- Chapter 55: Buddy, hand me the cat tag!
- Chapter 54: Heading to the Southern City
- Chapter 53: Escaping "the den of monsters"
- Chapter 52: Charcoal has really been kidnapped
- Chapter 51: The cat thief
- Chapter 50: Cat trap, the courtyard has livened up again
- Chapter 49: Careful about that cat
- Chapter 48: Senior, your kidney
- Chapter 47: No sense of shame!
- Chapter 46: A Cat Is Watching You
- Chapter 45: Thief?
- Chapter 44: This Black Cat Is Special
- Chapter 43: A Missing Bottle of Liquor
- Chapter 42: That Sahara Guy Is Asking for a Beating!
- Chapter 41: Charcoal, What Happened to You?
- Chapter 40: How About a Meow?
- Chapter 39: Just Won't Let You Touch Me
- Chapter 38: Private Cat Property, No Entry for Outside Cats
- Chapter 37: I’m Answering Questions, Not Leaking the Test
- Chapter 36: A Cat that Survived On the Streets
- Chapter 35: Catzilla – The She-male of the World of Cats
- Chapter 34: Nice Work Painting Soybeans and Peas
- Chapter 33: A Chesty Foreign Visitor is Coming This Way
- Chapter 32: It can't be because of the cat
- Chapter 31: Charcoal, Did You Do Something Again?
- Chapter 30: Every School Had One or Two ‘PhD’ Roads
- Chapter 29: What Are You Looking At
- Chapter 28: Your Li Yuanba is Pregnant
- Chapter 27: Who Knows What Cats Are Thinking
- Chapter 26: Bite My Ear If You Dare
- Chapter 25: Owed The Cat a Favor
- Chapter 24: The Guy On the Motorcycle Has A Cat On His Back
- Chapter 23: You Need Five Tries to Wake a Cat
- Chapter 22: Motion Sickness Pills Can Be Deadly
- Chapter 21: There Are Five Genders
- Chapter 20: Good Boy, Mighty
- Chapter 19: The Thieves Are On the Move Again
- Chapter 18: Charcoal, Help Out at Home
- Chapter 17: A Call From The Cat
- Chapter 16: The Fat Cat Can Jump
- Chapter 15: What Did You Do Now, Charcoal?
- Chapter 14: So Nepenthe is Daylily?
- Chapter 13: Kids These Days
- Chapter 12: Fleas are the Worst
- Chapter 11: Act cute? Hell no!
- Chapter 10: Hey! Hey…F*ck
- Chapter 9: Boss, Did Your Cat Run Away?
- Chapter 8: Be a Good Boy When Home Alone
- Chapter 7: Can’t Eat the Guinea Pig
- Chapter 6: The Four Musketeers and the Parrot with Everything
- Chapter 5: Fantasuperaculous
- Chapter 4: You Can Do It, Charcoal
- Chapter 3: This Is How You Teach a Cat
- Chapter 2: Can I Borrow Your Cat
- Chapter 1: Everything Happens for the Best