Chapter 28: Your Li Yuanba is Pregnant
Seeing that Zheng Tan was getting along ‘well’ with the kittens, Prince decided to try his luck again. He jumped into the pen.
The five kittens reacted in the exact same way as before. They arched their backs and hissed. Except now, because Zheng Tan was by their side, they felt as if they had support and acted even more aggressively. They huddled by Zheng Tan’s side, making it hard for him to move.
Prince took two steps in their direction, and the kittens hissed harder. At the same time, they squeezed closer to Zheng Tan.
Zheng Tan was deeply annoyed. He didn’t understand: why must the kittens come so close? He was stiff from maintaining the same position for too long. His annoyance reached peak level. So he took it out on Prince.
Zheng Tan pinned down his ears and stared at the American Shorthair making its way over with ice cold eyes. He was planning to give it a good beating if it didn’t go away.
Seeing this, Mr. Guo hurriedly called out to his cat. By the looks of it, Prince was definitely not doing the ad. The kittens were not giving him a chance.
Seeing that ‘the enemy’ was gone, the kittens calmed down and began playing beside Zheng Tan again. They followed him when he moved and surrounded him when he stopped. They rolled around next to him or played with his paws and tail.
Unlike the happy kittens, Zheng Tan had his moody face on. Cats did not have a lot of expressions, but anyone with eyes could tell Zheng Tan was an angry cat at the moment.
Zheng Tan looked down at the kittens playing next to his paw.
Kitten paws were soft. They were a soft pink under the light, unlike the rough paws of cats. Zheng Tan ran every day and climbed trees, his paws were even more rough.
Zheng Tan looked at the little paws waving in the air. He raised one of his own paws and touched it to compare sizes. Kitten paws were tiny. They were smaller than the center cushion on his paw, but they were so soft.
Ka Ka ka.
Flash lights accompanied the sound of a camera.
Zheng Tan looked over. Mr. Guo was taking pictures, switching positions frequently like a monkey. Because the studio was filled with props, Mr. Guo’s line of sight was often blocked, so his picture-taking pose was very awkward. It was akin to the posture that gross men used when trying to take underwear pictures of young girls.
“Boss, shall we use Charcoal for the ad?” The employees were very eager. It seemed that the black cat was the one for the job. The store’s cats were not even close to being able to complete the job.
“Charcoal it is. Get everything ready. Let’s start!” Mr. Guo was very excited. “This ad will surely win us lots of orders.”
The ad Mr. Guo had in mind was simple. A cat found a litter of abandoned kittens, so it brought them cat food. Here, two kinds of food were being advertised: canned kitten food and a milk based treat. Both products were produced and sold by Mr. Guo’s store. Both passed quality checks with flying colors, which was why Papa Jiao agreed to let Zheng Tan do the ad.
Mr. Guo’s biggest worry used to be that the kittens could not get along with the cat. However, he soon realized that it was also a problem when the kittens liked the cat too much. They refused to stay put in the prop nest. Even if they stayed put for a second, they ran out the moment they saw Zheng Tan.
But this was still easier to deal with compared to if the two parties didn’t get along. Even better, the kittens appeared to genuinely like the food. This increased Mr. Guo’s confidence in his product.
The photo shoot took four hours. What followed was post production, which had nothing to do with Zheng Tan. He wanted to leave as quickly as possible.
The weather, however, was not letting him have his way. The sky had darkened, and it started to rain, even though the forecasts predicted a clear day.
Mr. Guo called Papa Jiao to inform him that he would be taking Zheng Tan home when it stopped raining. It shouldn’t rain for long. He would have the cat back before nightfall.
So Zheng Tan had to stay in this goddamn studio. The silver lining was that the kittens were tired out by the photo shoot and were asleep at the moment. There was a heating pad under their bed. Their mother was not here; they could catch a cold sleeping alone in this weather.
Originally Mr. Guo wanted Zheng Tan to go accompany them. Afterall, no heating bed could actually compete with a real cat.
Zheng Tan ignored Mr. Guo and pretended to take a nap. He was not going to babysit any longer.
During break time, the employees got delivery. Knowing that Zheng Tan didn’t eat cat food, Mr. Guo got Zheng Tan a serving of chicken rice.
As everyone ate, the door of the studio was suddenly thrown open.
“Guo Xiaoming! Help!”
A woman came in. She appeared to be young, but looked extremely distressed. She had an umbrella and her hair was all down. Zheng Tan couldn’t see her face with all that hair and the black-rimmed glasses she had on.
She had a pet travel bag which she managed to keep dry even though she was dripping wet.
Mr. Guo almost choked when he saw her. “I told you Yanzi, my name is Guo Mingyi, not Guo Xiaoming. Also what’s up with you?”
“Help! My Li Yuanba is sick.” She put her umbrella down and ran over.
Hearing the name Li Yuanba, Zheng Tan almost spat out the piece of chicken he was chewing.
What must the cat look like to deserve a name like that? [1]
Zheng Tan looked over curiously, wanting to see the cat inside the bag.
“How come? I thought you said your cat was quite healthy.” Mr. Guo went over to an empty table. He didn’t want to check on a cat where everyone was eating.
“Also, you should bring it to my brother if it’s sick. I sell pet products here.” He unzipped the travel bag as he spoke.
“I know you from high school. I feel better taking him to a place where I have connections.” Yanzi looked very worried.
After Mr. Guo unzipped the pet bag, Zheng Tan saw Li Yuanba.
Jeez! The cat’s fur pattern could only be described as the aftermath of a fire. It was indeed unique. The cat was mostly black with patches of yellow and white.
From a cat’s perspective, Zheng Tan felt that this cat was a not easy going. It looked like it did well in fights.
This was Mr. Guo’s first time seeing Li Yuanba. He had seen pictures of the cat online before and had heard about it from Yanzi. After the two got in touch, they chatted online once. Yanzi was very happy to learn Mr. Guo had opened a pet center. She had shown him pictures of the cat and came in to buy vaccines and cat food before, but this was the first time she showed up with the cat.
“Your catseems fierce.” Mr. Guo did not pet the cat. He had enough experience that he could tell the cats current mood from its eyes. He decided it was best if he didn’t touch it, or else he would probably earn a few scratches or bites.
The cat laid there calmly. Besides giving Mr. Guo a warning look when he came close, it didn’t show any unusualness.
Mr. Guo looked at the cat, then asked: “Why do you think it’s sick?”
“He just lays there and sleeps. He used to at least go out to play. He doesn’t react at all when I play with him at home, not that he ever played much with me. He completely ignores all his toys and this has been going on for weeks. My neighbor says he’s probably sick. Guo Xiaoming, do you think he’s sick, like really really sick?”
Mr. Guo thought for a second then asked: “What about its appetite? Any changes?”
“Yes. He’s eating more now.”
Mr. Guo nodded. “It’s fine. Don’t worry. Li Yuanba’s just pregnant.”
Zheng Tan: “” That’s one weird sentence.
Yanzi had an even more extreme reaction. She looked at her cat as if looking at a monster: “That’s impossible. Li Yuanba can’t be pregnant. He’s a boy.”
Mr. Guo rolled his eyes. “You can tell that’s not true just by its fur color. Black and Yellow cats are basically all female. The pattern is caused by random X chromosome inactivation in cells in different places of the cat’s body.”
If the inactivation happened to a dominant gene, the patch of fur turns out black. If it happened to a recessive gene, the patch of fur turns out to be yellow.
Yanzi was still somewhat confused after listening to Mr. Guo’s explanation. “I’m a CS major, not a genetics major.”
The two went to highschool together, but majored in different things in University.
“Did nobody tell you that your cat was female?” Mr. Guo was perplexed. Yanzi lived in an old apartment complex, the residents were familiar with one another and had regular interactions. Even if Yanzi couldn’t tell the cat was female, it didn’t make sense that no one realized this.
“Well I kinda just stay home all the time. My neighbor said he’s a boy, so I named him Li Yuanba.” Yanzi seemed embarrassed.
Yanzi’s actual name was Li Yan. It was an ordinary name, and she was an ordinary girl. She never stood out from the crowd when she was a student. This cat used to be a stray. She had found it and adopted it.
“Your neighbor? The short guy with the hair parted in the middle and the really shiny shoes?” Mr. Guo asked.
“Yeah. That’s him.” Yanzi nodded.
Mr. Guo tutted. “That guy brought his cat in to get neutered last week. His cat was female; it can’t be neutered. The guy probably thought it was easy to tell the gender of a cat like it was easy to tell the gender of a dog.”
Now realizing that her female cat was pregnant, Yanzi asked if she needed to do anything special to take care of it.
“Well, avoid giving it medicine or any chemicals, especially steroids and Bleomycin. You need to control the quality and quantity of its food intake”
Yanzi recorded everything Mr. Guo said.
“I’ll stop here for now. Go home and look it up on the internet. If you have any more questions, feel free to ask me. Leave me a message online or email me. I’m a bit busy recently, but I check my email regularly.”
“Thanks so much. Ah! Are those kittens?” Yanzi finally saw the fur balls in the corner of the studio.
“Yes. They’re six weeks old. They just did a photoshoot for an ad and fell asleep.”
“An ad? An ad for kittens? Can I see it?”
Mr. Guo considered it and showed her the unprocessed photos.
“They’re so cute.” Yanzi exclaimed. She pointed at Zheng Tan who was resting on a cat tree. “Is that black cat the father?”
“No. Their mother is a shorthair house cat, and their father is a Siberian cat.”
“Then how is it getting along so well with the kittens.”
“Maybe kittens just find it approachable.” Mr. Guo was curious himself.
“What a special cat. Guo Xiaoming, when my cat has kittens, I’ll bring them in for a photoshoot as well. Can I borrow that cat too?”
Mr. Guo did not answer but looked over to Zheng Tan.
Zheng Tan: “”
He did not want to babysit kittens anymore.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 328 - 328 321 The Unexpected Red Envelope
- Chapter 327 - 327 320 New Years Money From the Cat
- Chapter 326 - 326 319 The Donkey Cart
- Chapter 325 - 325 318 The Cat in a Vest
- Chapter 324 - 324 317 Snow Disaster
- Chapter 323 - 323 316 Problematic Girl
- Chapter 322 - 322 315 Please Call Me the Red Scarf
- Chapter 321 - 321 314 Thank You Gift (Three Updates)
- Chapter 320 - 320 313 Fierce (Second Update)
- Chapter 319 - 319 312 Exposure (Part 1)
- Chapter 318 - 318 311 Not an Illusion
- Chapter 317 - 317 310 Young Master Xiao
- Chapter 316 - 316 309
- Chapter 315 - 315 308 Coming to See the Arctic Cat
- Chapter 314 - 314 307
- Chapter 313 - 313 306
- Chapter 312 - 312 305 Dedication to Art
- Chapter 311 - 311 304 Joint Performance
- Chapter 310 - 310 303 Seeking to Perform
- Chapter 309 - 309 302 Undermining the Foundation
- Chapter 308 - 308 301 The Photo
- Chapter 307 - 307 300 Identical
- Chapter 306 - 306 299 Cell Phone Charm
- Chapter 305 - 305 298 Gem Level
- Chapter 304 - 304 297 Scare You to Death
- Chapter 303 - 303 296 The Cat by the Pond
- Chapter 302 - 302 295 Boss Cai
- Chapter 301 - 301 294 Youre Welcome
- Chapter 300 - 300 293
- Chapter 299 - 299 292 Your Lucky Cat was scared away by that dog
- Chapter 298 - 298 291 Cut Ear
- Chapter 297 - 297 290 Old Friend
- Chapter 296 - 296 289 Return to the South
- Chapter 295 - 295 288 Domestic Violence
- Chapter 294 - 294 287 Leading the Way
- Chapter 293 - 293 286 Advertisement Text Message
- Chapter 292 - 292 285 A Gentle Needle
- Chapter 291 - 291 284 You Are Sick
- Chapter 290 - 290 283 Demonic Barrier
- Chapter 289 - 289 282 Orchid
- Chapter 288 - 288 281
- Chapter 287 - 287 280 Crooked Idea
- Chapter 286 - 286 279 Invitation
- Chapter 285 - 285 278 All Cats Are Hua Crazy
- Chapter 284 - 284 277 Harassment Tactics
- Chapter 283 - 283 276 Not Going Back
- Chapter 282 - 282 275 Youzis Mom
- Chapter 281 - 281 274 Four 8s
- Chapter 280 - 280 273 68
- Chapter 279 - 279 272 Night Raid
- Chapter 278 - 278 271 It Really Is You
- Chapter 277 - 277 270 Swipe a Card Swipe a Cat
- Chapter 276 - 276 269 Triumph
- Chapter 275 - 275 268 Black is this Cat
- Chapter 274 - 274 267 Call the Police
- Chapter 273 - 273 266 The God-like Middle School Student
- Chapter 272 - 272 265 The Gentleman Thief
- Chapter 271 - 271 264 Theft Incident
- Chapter 270 - 270 263 The Wealthy Cat
- Chapter 269 - 269 262 Great Potential in Such Businesses
- Chapter 268 - 268 261 A Slap
- Chapter 267 - 267 260 Who Are You
- Chapter 266 - 266 259 Recharging Phone Credit is a Difficult
- Chapter 265 - 265 258 Mobile Phone
- Chapter 264 - 264 257 A Huge Gecko
- Chapter 263 - 263 256 Bad Guy
- Chapter 262 - 262 255
- Chapter 261 - 261 254 Mr. Jiao Truly Is Awesome
- Chapter 260 - 260 253 Your Cat Has Given Birth to Kittens
- Chapter 259 - 259 252 Just Ran Away Like That
- Chapter 258 - 258 251 The Familiar Cat
- Chapter 257 - 257 250 Tenant
- Chapter 256 - 256 249 Leveling Up by Killing Monsters
- Chapter 255 - 255 248 Does this kind of accidental event
- Chapter 254 - 254 247 A Drop of Blood Worth Ten Thousand
- Chapter 253 - 253 246 Being Watched
- Chapter 252 - 252 245 Its a commendation but also a
- Chapter 251 - 251 244 Return to Base
- Chapter 250 - 250 243 Red Rat
- Chapter 249 - 249 242 Cat Swarm
- Chapter 248 - 248 241 Date with a Girl
- Chapter 247 - 247 240 Fire
- Chapter 246 - 246 239 The Cat in the Night
- Chapter 245 - 245 238 Specimens in the Natural History
- Chapter 244 - 244 237
- Chapter 243 - 243 236 The Boss is Back
- Chapter 242 - 242 235 Strategic Scientist
- Chapter 241 - 241 234 Group Photo
- Chapter 240 - 240 233 Living BC
- Chapter 239 - 239 232 Seeing Da Mi Again
- Chapter 238 - 238 231 Event Venue
- Chapter 237 - 237 230 Invitation
- Chapter 236 - 236 229 Why Bother Arguing with a Cat
- Chapter 235 - 235 228 Four Cuckoo Calls
- Chapter 234 - 234 227 Are You Freaking Kidding Me
- Chapter 233 - 233 226 Enemies on a Narrow Road
- Chapter 232 - 232 225 Attend to
- Chapter 231 - 231 224 Advanced Scammer_2
- Chapter 230 - 230 224 Advanced Scammer
- Chapter 229 - 229 223 The Black Cat on the Wall
- Chapter 228 - 228 222 Cat Car
- Chapter 227 - 227 221 How Are You Two Here_2
- Chapter 226 - 226 221 How are you two here
- Chapter 225 - 225 220 The Bound Person_2
- Chapter 224 - 224 220 The Bound Person
- Chapter 223 - 223 219 Stand By
- Chapter 222 - 222 218 Marks
- Chapter 221 - 221 217 Do Brother a Favor
- Chapter 220 - 220 216 Dont Cause Trouble
- Chapter 219 - 219 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head_2
- Chapter 218 - 218 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head
- Chapter 217 - 217 214 How Are These Two Here
- Chapter 216 - 216 213 Too Foolish or Too Bold
- Chapter 215 - 215 212 Little Buddy_2
- Chapter 214 - 214 212 Little Companions
- Chapter 213 - 213 211 Are You the Clown Invited by the
- Chapter 212 - 212 210 The Ambusher
- Chapter 211 - 211 209 Exclusive Private Room
- Chapter 210 - 210 208 The Fate of Big and Little Rice
- Chapter 209 - 209 207 Choosing a Kitten_2
- Chapter 208 - 208 207 Picking a Kitten
- Chapter 207 - 207 206 Luck This Thing
- Chapter 206 - 206 205 Saving People
- Chapter 205 - 205 204 Different Buyers
- Chapter 204 - 204 203 Why Her
- Chapter 203 - 203 202 Encountered Evil_2
- Chapter 202 - 202 202 The Collision with Evil
- Chapter 201 - 201 201 Tacit Understanding
- Chapter 200 - 200 200 That Cat Was Playing Her
- Chapter 199 - 199 199 Gu Family
- Chapter 198 - 198 198 Da Mi and Xiao Mi
- Chapter 197 - 197 197 Peanuts
- Chapter 196 - 196 196 Is it yours
- Chapter 195 - 195 195 Well-Intentioned
- Chapter 194 - 194 194 The Divine Beast Comes
- Chapter 193 - 193 193 Rare to Have Such a Cat
- Chapter 192 - 192 192 Uncertain Factors
- Chapter 191 - 191 191 Feeling Really Great
- Chapter 190 - 190 190 Be nicer to that Black Cat
- Chapter 189 - 189 189 Cats Fantasy
- Chapter 188 - 188 188 You Dare to Throw I Dare to Pick Up
- Chapter 187 - 187 187 The Old Man Who Plays the Erhu
- Chapter 186 - 186 186 Bad Temper
- Chapter 185 - 185 185 The Curtain Falls
- Chapter 184 - 184 184
- Chapter 183 - 183 183 Ive Been Waiting for You
- Chapter 182 - 182 182 If Theres Anger It Must Be Ventilated
- Chapter 181 - 181 181
- Chapter 180 - 180 180 Beat Them Up First
- Chapter 179 - 179 179 The Thief is a Cat
- Chapter 178 - 178 178 You Dare to Pretend with Me
- Chapter 177 - 177 177 The Roadblocker
- Chapter 176 - 176 176 Just Relying on This Thing
- Chapter 175 - 175 175 Relying on a Mountain
- Chapter 174 - 174 174 Helpless to See the Flowers Fall Feels
- Chapter 173 - 173 173 Lin
- Chapter 172 - 172 172 This Thing is Very Familiar
- Chapter 171 - 171 171 Unlucky Stalker
- Chapter 170 - 170 170
- Chapter 169 - 169 169 You Dont Recognize It
- Chapter 168 - 168 168 Slip Away Front Stay Behind
- Chapter 167 - 167 167
- Chapter 166: It's Hard Being A Cat
- Chapter 165: What Does That Cat Want?
- Chapter 164: And The Show Begins
- Chapter 163: That Room
- Chapter 162: Pick The Lock?
- Chapter 161: As A Cat, I Feel Sad
- Chapter 160: Revenge Is A Natural Instinct
- Chapter 159: Zheng Tan Is A Cat
- Chapter 158: Hello Neighbor
- Chapter 157: Friend Of The Ladies'
- Chapter 156: Keep Demons At Bay? F*ck That!
- Chapter 155: Are You Serious?
- Chapter 154: Cats Are Idiots
- Chapter 153: Do You Know A Cat's Pain?
- Chapter 152: Spring Is A Lovely Season
- Chapter 151: Crossed The Line
- Chapter 150: Findings
- Chapter 149: Catfather
- Chapter 148: His Ending
- Chapter 147: Chen Zhe
- Chapter 146: Lai Er
- Chapter 145: Good Or Bad?
- Chapter 144: There's Something Off About That Man
- Chapter 143: Right-Handed? Left-Handed?
- Chapter 142: A Black Cat At The Door
- Chapter 141: I Faked It All
- Chapter 140: Fate
- Chapter 139: New Years And Red Pockets
- Chapter 138: The Revenge Of A Cat
- Chapter 137: Kids And Fire Crackers
- Chapter 136: Chapters of the Past
- Chapter 135: This Wasn't The Same Cat
- Chapter 134: Same Accent, Different Person
- Chapter 133: Go For A Ride
- Chapter 132: Nothing To Do But Cry
- Chapter 131: Cosmic Velocity
- Chapter 130: Swallows and Swans
- Chapter 129: What Did He Do To Deserve That?
- Chapter 128: A Hero
- Chapter 127: When Cats Run Into Thieves
- Chapter 126: Car Models
- Chapter 125: The People In the Old Building
- Chapter 124: When Can He Get His Own Car?
- Chapter 123: A Big Client? A Kid?
- Chapter 122: Peeing
- Chapter 121: It's Father is a Cat?
- Chapter 120: Combat Capability Leaderboard
- Chapter 119: 100% Organic
- Chapter 118: A Very Noisy Parrot
- Chapter 117: What Had He Missed?
- Chapter 116: The Cat On The Commander's Post
- Chapter 115: Lead The Way
- Chapter 114: Jiao Yuan, Your Cat
- Chapter 113: Study Hard And Improve Every Day
- Chapter 112: That Weird Child
- Chapter 111: Checking Out The Middle School
- Chapter 110: The Unattainable Six Pack
- Chapter 109: The Untouchable Cats And Dogs
- Chapter 108: Need To Let Off Steam
- Chapter 107: The Pain Of Not Having Whiskers
- Chapter 106: My Whiskers!
- Chapter 105: Kick!
- Chapter 104: Time To Cause Trouble
- Chapter 103: The Cat Ran Away
- Chapter 102: His Life Was Depressing
- Chapter 101: The Party
- Chapter 100: Why Did You Bring The Cat?
- Chapter 99: Your Cat Daddy Is Buying A Car
- Chapter 98: Relying On The Cat
- Chapter 97: We Got To Talk
- Chapter 96: Got A Problem? Better Call Charcoal!
- Chapter 95: The Four Musketeers At Military Training
- Chapter 94: Cat Tree
- Chapter 93: Everyone Knew Charcoal
- Chapter 92: How F*cking Embarassing
- Chapter 91: Duke
- Chapter 90: The Women's Room? Got To Do What You Got To Do
- Chapter 89: Backbone Sahara, Backbone
- Chapter 88: Let's Go Swimming
- Chapter 87: Super cat
- Chapter 86: The Large Cat Wanted To Stay
- Chapter 85: The Cat From Hell (3)
- Chapter 84: The Cat From Hell (2)
- Chapter 83: The Cat From Hell (1)
- Chapter 82: Mr. Tree-Hole
- Chapter 81: Come Say Hello
- Chapter 80: Success
- Chapter 79: The Contact Was A Cat?
- Chapter 78: What a Dumb Cat
- Chapter 77: Time For Hair and Makeup
- Chapter 76: Kitty Zhuo
- Chapter 75: Was The Buddha A Cat Person?
- Chapter 74: It Would Scare People
- Chapter 73: This Cat...
- Chapter 72: It Was Their Own Doing
- Chapter 71: Bringing a Cat To The Club
- Chapter 70: No Need to Kneel
- Chapter 69: I'll Take You Out For Some Fun
- Chapter 68: Hurray For The Men Who Catsit For Their Ladies
- Chapter 67: Check the Blinds Before 'Doing' Things
- Chapter 66: So You Simply Used Mr. Fang
- Chapter 65: It was that jerk!
- Chapter 64: I didn't kick the balls
- Chapter 63: Robbery
- Chapter 62: Young man, want to collaborate?
- Chapter 61: This dumbass street performance
- Chapter 60: His head must have been kicked by a donkey
- Chapter 59: Want to play with the phone? Here it is, go ahead
- Chapter 58: This definitely ain't true love
- Chapter 57: How many legs does a cat walk with?
- Chapter 56: Zheng Tan, you are such an idiot!
- Chapter 55: Buddy, hand me the cat tag!
- Chapter 54: Heading to the Southern City
- Chapter 53: Escaping "the den of monsters"
- Chapter 52: Charcoal has really been kidnapped
- Chapter 51: The cat thief
- Chapter 50: Cat trap, the courtyard has livened up again
- Chapter 49: Careful about that cat
- Chapter 48: Senior, your kidney
- Chapter 47: No sense of shame!
- Chapter 46: A Cat Is Watching You
- Chapter 45: Thief?
- Chapter 44: This Black Cat Is Special
- Chapter 43: A Missing Bottle of Liquor
- Chapter 42: That Sahara Guy Is Asking for a Beating!
- Chapter 41: Charcoal, What Happened to You?
- Chapter 40: How About a Meow?
- Chapter 39: Just Won't Let You Touch Me
- Chapter 38: Private Cat Property, No Entry for Outside Cats
- Chapter 37: I’m Answering Questions, Not Leaking the Test
- Chapter 36: A Cat that Survived On the Streets
- Chapter 35: Catzilla – The She-male of the World of Cats
- Chapter 34: Nice Work Painting Soybeans and Peas
- Chapter 33: A Chesty Foreign Visitor is Coming This Way
- Chapter 32: It can't be because of the cat
- Chapter 31: Charcoal, Did You Do Something Again?
- Chapter 30: Every School Had One or Two ‘PhD’ Roads
- Chapter 29: What Are You Looking At
- Chapter 28: Your Li Yuanba is Pregnant
- Chapter 27: Who Knows What Cats Are Thinking
- Chapter 26: Bite My Ear If You Dare
- Chapter 25: Owed The Cat a Favor
- Chapter 24: The Guy On the Motorcycle Has A Cat On His Back
- Chapter 23: You Need Five Tries to Wake a Cat
- Chapter 22: Motion Sickness Pills Can Be Deadly
- Chapter 21: There Are Five Genders
- Chapter 20: Good Boy, Mighty
- Chapter 19: The Thieves Are On the Move Again
- Chapter 18: Charcoal, Help Out at Home
- Chapter 17: A Call From The Cat
- Chapter 16: The Fat Cat Can Jump
- Chapter 15: What Did You Do Now, Charcoal?
- Chapter 14: So Nepenthe is Daylily?
- Chapter 13: Kids These Days
- Chapter 12: Fleas are the Worst
- Chapter 11: Act cute? Hell no!
- Chapter 10: Hey! Hey…F*ck
- Chapter 9: Boss, Did Your Cat Run Away?
- Chapter 8: Be a Good Boy When Home Alone
- Chapter 7: Can’t Eat the Guinea Pig
- Chapter 6: The Four Musketeers and the Parrot with Everything
- Chapter 5: Fantasuperaculous
- Chapter 4: You Can Do It, Charcoal
- Chapter 3: This Is How You Teach a Cat
- Chapter 2: Can I Borrow Your Cat
- Chapter 1: Everything Happens for the Best