Chapter 195: Chapter 195: Well-Intentioned Chapter 195: Chapter 195: Well-Intentioned Zheng Tan watched as Little Youzi entered the school and then ran back. When he arrived at the intersection where he had been earlier, he noticed that the suspicious character was no longer there. After looking around the area and wandering over to the artificial lake, Zheng Tan saw the man.
The man was sitting on a bench by the lake, talking on the phone. There was no one around him, as most students were in class at this time, and those without classes were likely sleeping in their dorms and had not gone out. Hence, there were hardly any people moving around the artificial lake.
Zheng Tan approached quietly from behind and crawled under the bench, planning to eavesdrop on what secret matters the man was discussing.
“Why the sudden change of plans? I haven’t finished my investigation… Warned? Those people are still meddling in others’ business… Fine, I know they call the shots here, I’ll leave right away… How are things on Sickle’s side… Okay, I’ll go help him… Tsk, can’t even handle someone on their deathbed!”
From the man’s conversation, Zheng Tan knew that it wasn’t anything good, but he couldn’t make out the details. He also couldn’t hear the voice on the other end of the phone clearly, only feeling that the person on the line was in a bad mood.
It was just as well that this person was leaving; such a potential threat was better off not lingering around here. However, before he left…
After finishing the call, the man on the bench looked around at the scenery and then got up and walked to the edge of the lake. He had noticed earlier that there were many fish in the lake, and these fish were quite bold, probably having grown accustomed to being watched by people. They swam calmly back and forth, even when there were people standing by the lake.
Zheng Tan looked around to make sure no one was coming and that no one would notice what was happening here. Then, as the man walked to the edge of the lake to watch the fish, Zheng Tan rushed over and kicked the man in the back with a leap.
The man, who had been observing his surroundings when he walked to the edge of the lake, hadn’t noticed anyone approaching, so his guard was down. He was leaning over to watch a rather large red carp swim towards him when suddenly a force struck him from behind, and he fell into the lake.
Since it was an artificial lake in the school, it wasn’t constructed very deep for safety reasons, but over time, the silt at the bottom had thickened.
After the man fell into the lake and struggled to stand up, the water only reached his waist, but he was already drenched, and he was still holding his cell phone, which looked like it was probably ruined. He looked around furiously, trying to find out who had attacked him from behind. Unfortunately, although he scanned the area, he did not find anyone moving nearby. However, some people in the distance had heard the commotion and were looking over.
Zheng Tan had immediately run into the woods to hide after the kick, as the trees here couldn’t hide a person, but a cat could remain very well concealed. Then, Zheng Tan watched as the man quickly got out of the lake, mud all over his trouser legs, and left with a dark expression on his face.
Over the next few days, Zheng Tan paid special attention when loitering around the Affiliated Primary School and indeed didn’t spot that man again. At most, he saw a few suspected thieves moving around, which wasn’t unusual. Compared to the suspicious man, Zheng Tan felt the threat from the thieves was less significant. Having seen human traffickers before, Zheng Tan felt the man was somewhat different from traffickers, though he didn’t know what the man was up to; he was certain the man was no good.
The night before the big auditorium performance, Zheng Tan lay on the couch pondering what the next day would bring. The performance was set to start at two in the afternoon. Jiao Ma had taken the day off, while Jiao Yuan had a small test and his request to skip school was rejected by Jiao Ma. However, Jiao Ma had borrowed a DV camera from Qu Xiangyang across the door and planned to record the performance for Jiao Yuan to watch later. Although the Affiliated Primary School was going to record and broadcast the event, that was done on a broader scale. Jiao Ma only wanted to film Little Youzi and Zheng Tan. At that moment, she was tinkering with the DV camera to familiarize herself with its operations.
“Hey, Ma, what’s up with Heitan these days? He seems to have a lot on his mind,” Jiao Yuan said, nibbling on a popsicle.
Jiao Ma’s attention shifted from the DV to Zheng Tan, looked at him, and said, “Probably because of tomorrow’s performance, he’s about to go on stage, and he is the first cat in the school to perform.”
Jiao Yuan, biting his popsicle, said, “Hasn’t he shot a bunch of commercials already? What’s there to worry about?”
Jiao Ma: “… Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat.”
Zheng Tan, listening to their conversation, only flicked his ears without any other reaction. He had been contemplating the incident involving the man he’d kicked into the lake during the last few days. Although it seemed the man hadn’t reappeared in the vicinity or had any further dealings with Zheng Tan, sometimes, when Zheng Tan recalled the man’s chilling gaze as he climbed out of the lake and walked away, he would feel a chill. As for today, he was purely thinking about tomorrow’s performance. He wasn’t worried; after all, he had shot many commercials before and had developed a thick skin.
The next day, those with performances mainly skipped class and went to rehearse in the auditorium instead, to get used to the stage and do a run-through. The props, which many students had made themselves with maybe a little help from their parents, didn’t seem like much during regular rehearsals, but they really brought the feeling to life.
Several students playing music at the side, with their parents watching from below, nursed their instrument cases, smiling, glancing at their children with pride in their eyes.
The run-through went fairly well overall. No one messed up badly, and it felt cohesive, though Zheng Tan did surprise those present when he appeared. But the pressure was going to be much greater for the official afternoon performance, with a full house compared to the morning’s empty venue.
Little Youzi’s class was scheduled fifth in the program. Among the first five performances, four were song and dance. Their act would be the first play of sorts. It was unknown if they would receive higher scores.
The costumed performers all sat in a changing room, some memorizing their lines, others chatting idly.
Zheng Tan glanced at Little Youzi sitting nearby. She was seated on a chair next to her prop, a cylindrical paper “shell” she’d have to wear on stage later. There was also a large backdrop attached to the “shell,” painted with purple Bauhinia, which looked quite heavy but was bearable for the students since it was paper-made, designed with weight considerations in mind. Still, Zheng Tan felt pity watching them during the morning run-through; wrapped in such bulky “shells” on a hot day, these kids were really enduring a lot.
Zheng Tan himself wasn’t faring much better, wearing a shiny, plastic-paper outfit that he’d have to top with a ridiculous mask later. He wondered if the children’s image of a Divine Beast was always as ludicrous as this.
Little Youzi, sitting quietly with a touch of seriousness on her face, lips pursed, hands tightly clutching her hem. It was her first time on stage after all, and a performance in the auditorium no less. Even if she was just standing at the back as part of the background, the psychological pressure was real. Earlier, a first-grader had cried her makeup off before even stepping on stage; she didn’t get replaced and ended up performing with her smeared makeup.
Zheng Tan walked over and patted her hand, signaling her not to be too nervous.
Little Youzi’s expression relaxed a bit, and she loosened her grip on her hem, straightening out the ridiculous clothes on Zheng Tan.
Little Youzi seemed to have adjusted his mentality well, and Zheng Tan looked at the other students in the room. Especially the class Sports Committee member sitting in the corner, who played the main character.
That kid didn’t seem nervous at all, sitting with his legs crossed, picking his nose while reading his lines, Zheng Tan thought this guy looked quite pleased with himself. After digging out some treasure, he glanced around to see if anyone was watching, and when he thought no one was, he casually wiped his finger on his “Sword,” and continued digging.
Zheng Tan: “…” This brat actually wiped his boogers on the “Sword”!! Dammit, I mustn’t let Little Youzi touch that “Sword”!
Just at that moment, the door opened, and “Executive Producer” Yue Lisha strode in, with the others quickly asking about the performances of the previous acts. Scores and standings would be announced only after all performances ended, and even if they couldn’t know the rankings now, they should get a general idea of the situation.
“It’s just so-so,” Yue Lisha briefly commented on the first three programs, and the fourth one was currently underway, with their turn up next.
“The peacock dance performed by the fifth graders was quite good,” Xie Xin remarked.
“Good? They’re all made up like snake demons!” Yue Lisha said disdainfully.
Zheng Tan glanced at Yue Lisha, who was clearly envious. Because she had to play the mother of the main character, Yue Lisha couldn’t wear thick makeup and had to don a silver-white wig and carry a cane to portray a frail, elderly woman. In fact, Zheng Tan felt she could almost pass for the protagonist’s grandmother.
While Yue Lisha was busy sour-graping, the Sports Committee member who had been nose-mining had just walked into the line of fire.
“You’re actually picking your nose! That’s disgusting!” Yue Lisha said with a look of revulsion.
The caught Sports Committee member wasn’t embarrassed at all, “Haven’t you read in XXX magazine? One quarter of people pick their nose once a day; one fifth do it five times a day; and another quarter are suspected of having ‘compulsive nose-picking disorder,’ spending up to 15 minutes a day on it… What are those faces for! Don’t be disgusted, let’s be honest, we all ate boogers when we were babies. But, I have a question, why is snot salty?”
Zheng Tan: “…”
The surrounding students: “…”
When everyone wore bemused expressions and some even pondered the question, a childish yet solemn and earnest voice spoke up.
“Because the nasal cavity has a thick layer of cilia and mucus attached to the walls, which trap harmful substances from the air. The mucus is mainly composed of mucin and inorganic salts, with potassium and sodium being the main components of the latter. These taste salty, hence, it follows that snot is salty, too.”
The surrounding students: “…”
Zheng Tan looked at Little Youzi, who continued to discuss with grave seriousness, made a mental exchange with the Alpaca, and then thought: Maybe Mr. Jiao has subscribed to too many science magazines for the house?
“Sounds profound,” the Sports Committee member nodded thoughtfully, wanting to ask more questions but was hit by Yue Lisha’s prop cane, “Focus on memorizing your lines, don’t mess up and blabber nonsense when it’s our turn, we’re up soon!”
“It’s just a few sentences, and besides, this sort of script can be improvised on the spot,” the Sports Committee member said nonchalantly.
Thanks to the Sports Committee member’s interjection, everyone’s nerves had eased a bit, and their spirits were further lifted by the class teacher who waited at the entrance to cheer them on, promising them some reward notebooks afterward, which sweetened the deal for these easily satisfied kids.
In just twenty minutes, the applause was constant, and the laughter never stopped, especially when the main character student did his somersaults; the clapping below spurred him on, as though he was on steroids. He was only supposed to do one somersault before launching his move, but in his excitement, he ended up doing several in a row, prompting a parent from below to applaud loudly with a “Good!”
Another student playing the villainous monster, decked in a dinosaur costume, added his own flair before crashing to the ground, “dying” with a bit more technique—probably from watching too much Ultraman versus the monsters.
The judges sitting in the front row laughed heartily, “They all have the making of stars.”
After Zheng Tan appeared on the stage, it also sparked discussions among the audience.
“Hey, that’s an animal, is it a monkey or a cat?”
“Looks like a cat to me, with that black tail, and it has cat ears.”
Sitting in the audience, Jiao Ma was thrilled, boasting to a few parents she knew, “That Divine Beast is also from our house!”
Even the judges admired the planners of the act, “Truly a labor of love.” With such comments, they were sure to score well (to be continued. If you like this work, please head to Qidian (qidian.com) to cast your votes for recommendation tickets, monthly tickets, and express your support. The greatest motivation for me is your support. Mobile users, please read on m.qidian.com).
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Chapters
- Chapter 328 - 328 321 The Unexpected Red Envelope
- Chapter 327 - 327 320 New Years Money From the Cat
- Chapter 326 - 326 319 The Donkey Cart
- Chapter 325 - 325 318 The Cat in a Vest
- Chapter 324 - 324 317 Snow Disaster
- Chapter 323 - 323 316 Problematic Girl
- Chapter 322 - 322 315 Please Call Me the Red Scarf
- Chapter 321 - 321 314 Thank You Gift (Three Updates)
- Chapter 320 - 320 313 Fierce (Second Update)
- Chapter 319 - 319 312 Exposure (Part 1)
- Chapter 318 - 318 311 Not an Illusion
- Chapter 317 - 317 310 Young Master Xiao
- Chapter 316 - 316 309
- Chapter 315 - 315 308 Coming to See the Arctic Cat
- Chapter 314 - 314 307
- Chapter 313 - 313 306
- Chapter 312 - 312 305 Dedication to Art
- Chapter 311 - 311 304 Joint Performance
- Chapter 310 - 310 303 Seeking to Perform
- Chapter 309 - 309 302 Undermining the Foundation
- Chapter 308 - 308 301 The Photo
- Chapter 307 - 307 300 Identical
- Chapter 306 - 306 299 Cell Phone Charm
- Chapter 305 - 305 298 Gem Level
- Chapter 304 - 304 297 Scare You to Death
- Chapter 303 - 303 296 The Cat by the Pond
- Chapter 302 - 302 295 Boss Cai
- Chapter 301 - 301 294 Youre Welcome
- Chapter 300 - 300 293
- Chapter 299 - 299 292 Your Lucky Cat was scared away by that dog
- Chapter 298 - 298 291 Cut Ear
- Chapter 297 - 297 290 Old Friend
- Chapter 296 - 296 289 Return to the South
- Chapter 295 - 295 288 Domestic Violence
- Chapter 294 - 294 287 Leading the Way
- Chapter 293 - 293 286 Advertisement Text Message
- Chapter 292 - 292 285 A Gentle Needle
- Chapter 291 - 291 284 You Are Sick
- Chapter 290 - 290 283 Demonic Barrier
- Chapter 289 - 289 282 Orchid
- Chapter 288 - 288 281
- Chapter 287 - 287 280 Crooked Idea
- Chapter 286 - 286 279 Invitation
- Chapter 285 - 285 278 All Cats Are Hua Crazy
- Chapter 284 - 284 277 Harassment Tactics
- Chapter 283 - 283 276 Not Going Back
- Chapter 282 - 282 275 Youzis Mom
- Chapter 281 - 281 274 Four 8s
- Chapter 280 - 280 273 68
- Chapter 279 - 279 272 Night Raid
- Chapter 278 - 278 271 It Really Is You
- Chapter 277 - 277 270 Swipe a Card Swipe a Cat
- Chapter 276 - 276 269 Triumph
- Chapter 275 - 275 268 Black is this Cat
- Chapter 274 - 274 267 Call the Police
- Chapter 273 - 273 266 The God-like Middle School Student
- Chapter 272 - 272 265 The Gentleman Thief
- Chapter 271 - 271 264 Theft Incident
- Chapter 270 - 270 263 The Wealthy Cat
- Chapter 269 - 269 262 Great Potential in Such Businesses
- Chapter 268 - 268 261 A Slap
- Chapter 267 - 267 260 Who Are You
- Chapter 266 - 266 259 Recharging Phone Credit is a Difficult
- Chapter 265 - 265 258 Mobile Phone
- Chapter 264 - 264 257 A Huge Gecko
- Chapter 263 - 263 256 Bad Guy
- Chapter 262 - 262 255
- Chapter 261 - 261 254 Mr. Jiao Truly Is Awesome
- Chapter 260 - 260 253 Your Cat Has Given Birth to Kittens
- Chapter 259 - 259 252 Just Ran Away Like That
- Chapter 258 - 258 251 The Familiar Cat
- Chapter 257 - 257 250 Tenant
- Chapter 256 - 256 249 Leveling Up by Killing Monsters
- Chapter 255 - 255 248 Does this kind of accidental event
- Chapter 254 - 254 247 A Drop of Blood Worth Ten Thousand
- Chapter 253 - 253 246 Being Watched
- Chapter 252 - 252 245 Its a commendation but also a
- Chapter 251 - 251 244 Return to Base
- Chapter 250 - 250 243 Red Rat
- Chapter 249 - 249 242 Cat Swarm
- Chapter 248 - 248 241 Date with a Girl
- Chapter 247 - 247 240 Fire
- Chapter 246 - 246 239 The Cat in the Night
- Chapter 245 - 245 238 Specimens in the Natural History
- Chapter 244 - 244 237
- Chapter 243 - 243 236 The Boss is Back
- Chapter 242 - 242 235 Strategic Scientist
- Chapter 241 - 241 234 Group Photo
- Chapter 240 - 240 233 Living BC
- Chapter 239 - 239 232 Seeing Da Mi Again
- Chapter 238 - 238 231 Event Venue
- Chapter 237 - 237 230 Invitation
- Chapter 236 - 236 229 Why Bother Arguing with a Cat
- Chapter 235 - 235 228 Four Cuckoo Calls
- Chapter 234 - 234 227 Are You Freaking Kidding Me
- Chapter 233 - 233 226 Enemies on a Narrow Road
- Chapter 232 - 232 225 Attend to
- Chapter 231 - 231 224 Advanced Scammer_2
- Chapter 230 - 230 224 Advanced Scammer
- Chapter 229 - 229 223 The Black Cat on the Wall
- Chapter 228 - 228 222 Cat Car
- Chapter 227 - 227 221 How Are You Two Here_2
- Chapter 226 - 226 221 How are you two here
- Chapter 225 - 225 220 The Bound Person_2
- Chapter 224 - 224 220 The Bound Person
- Chapter 223 - 223 219 Stand By
- Chapter 222 - 222 218 Marks
- Chapter 221 - 221 217 Do Brother a Favor
- Chapter 220 - 220 216 Dont Cause Trouble
- Chapter 219 - 219 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head_2
- Chapter 218 - 218 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head
- Chapter 217 - 217 214 How Are These Two Here
- Chapter 216 - 216 213 Too Foolish or Too Bold
- Chapter 215 - 215 212 Little Buddy_2
- Chapter 214 - 214 212 Little Companions
- Chapter 213 - 213 211 Are You the Clown Invited by the
- Chapter 212 - 212 210 The Ambusher
- Chapter 211 - 211 209 Exclusive Private Room
- Chapter 210 - 210 208 The Fate of Big and Little Rice
- Chapter 209 - 209 207 Choosing a Kitten_2
- Chapter 208 - 208 207 Picking a Kitten
- Chapter 207 - 207 206 Luck This Thing
- Chapter 206 - 206 205 Saving People
- Chapter 205 - 205 204 Different Buyers
- Chapter 204 - 204 203 Why Her
- Chapter 203 - 203 202 Encountered Evil_2
- Chapter 202 - 202 202 The Collision with Evil
- Chapter 201 - 201 201 Tacit Understanding
- Chapter 200 - 200 200 That Cat Was Playing Her
- Chapter 199 - 199 199 Gu Family
- Chapter 198 - 198 198 Da Mi and Xiao Mi
- Chapter 197 - 197 197 Peanuts
- Chapter 196 - 196 196 Is it yours
- Chapter 195 - 195 195 Well-Intentioned
- Chapter 194 - 194 194 The Divine Beast Comes
- Chapter 193 - 193 193 Rare to Have Such a Cat
- Chapter 192 - 192 192 Uncertain Factors
- Chapter 191 - 191 191 Feeling Really Great
- Chapter 190 - 190 190 Be nicer to that Black Cat
- Chapter 189 - 189 189 Cats Fantasy
- Chapter 188 - 188 188 You Dare to Throw I Dare to Pick Up
- Chapter 187 - 187 187 The Old Man Who Plays the Erhu
- Chapter 186 - 186 186 Bad Temper
- Chapter 185 - 185 185 The Curtain Falls
- Chapter 184 - 184 184
- Chapter 183 - 183 183 Ive Been Waiting for You
- Chapter 182 - 182 182 If Theres Anger It Must Be Ventilated
- Chapter 181 - 181 181
- Chapter 180 - 180 180 Beat Them Up First
- Chapter 179 - 179 179 The Thief is a Cat
- Chapter 178 - 178 178 You Dare to Pretend with Me
- Chapter 177 - 177 177 The Roadblocker
- Chapter 176 - 176 176 Just Relying on This Thing
- Chapter 175 - 175 175 Relying on a Mountain
- Chapter 174 - 174 174 Helpless to See the Flowers Fall Feels
- Chapter 173 - 173 173 Lin
- Chapter 172 - 172 172 This Thing is Very Familiar
- Chapter 171 - 171 171 Unlucky Stalker
- Chapter 170 - 170 170
- Chapter 169 - 169 169 You Dont Recognize It
- Chapter 168 - 168 168 Slip Away Front Stay Behind
- Chapter 167 - 167 167
- Chapter 166: It's Hard Being A Cat
- Chapter 165: What Does That Cat Want?
- Chapter 164: And The Show Begins
- Chapter 163: That Room
- Chapter 162: Pick The Lock?
- Chapter 161: As A Cat, I Feel Sad
- Chapter 160: Revenge Is A Natural Instinct
- Chapter 159: Zheng Tan Is A Cat
- Chapter 158: Hello Neighbor
- Chapter 157: Friend Of The Ladies'
- Chapter 156: Keep Demons At Bay? F*ck That!
- Chapter 155: Are You Serious?
- Chapter 154: Cats Are Idiots
- Chapter 153: Do You Know A Cat's Pain?
- Chapter 152: Spring Is A Lovely Season
- Chapter 151: Crossed The Line
- Chapter 150: Findings
- Chapter 149: Catfather
- Chapter 148: His Ending
- Chapter 147: Chen Zhe
- Chapter 146: Lai Er
- Chapter 145: Good Or Bad?
- Chapter 144: There's Something Off About That Man
- Chapter 143: Right-Handed? Left-Handed?
- Chapter 142: A Black Cat At The Door
- Chapter 141: I Faked It All
- Chapter 140: Fate
- Chapter 139: New Years And Red Pockets
- Chapter 138: The Revenge Of A Cat
- Chapter 137: Kids And Fire Crackers
- Chapter 136: Chapters of the Past
- Chapter 135: This Wasn't The Same Cat
- Chapter 134: Same Accent, Different Person
- Chapter 133: Go For A Ride
- Chapter 132: Nothing To Do But Cry
- Chapter 131: Cosmic Velocity
- Chapter 130: Swallows and Swans
- Chapter 129: What Did He Do To Deserve That?
- Chapter 128: A Hero
- Chapter 127: When Cats Run Into Thieves
- Chapter 126: Car Models
- Chapter 125: The People In the Old Building
- Chapter 124: When Can He Get His Own Car?
- Chapter 123: A Big Client? A Kid?
- Chapter 122: Peeing
- Chapter 121: It's Father is a Cat?
- Chapter 120: Combat Capability Leaderboard
- Chapter 119: 100% Organic
- Chapter 118: A Very Noisy Parrot
- Chapter 117: What Had He Missed?
- Chapter 116: The Cat On The Commander's Post
- Chapter 115: Lead The Way
- Chapter 114: Jiao Yuan, Your Cat
- Chapter 113: Study Hard And Improve Every Day
- Chapter 112: That Weird Child
- Chapter 111: Checking Out The Middle School
- Chapter 110: The Unattainable Six Pack
- Chapter 109: The Untouchable Cats And Dogs
- Chapter 108: Need To Let Off Steam
- Chapter 107: The Pain Of Not Having Whiskers
- Chapter 106: My Whiskers!
- Chapter 105: Kick!
- Chapter 104: Time To Cause Trouble
- Chapter 103: The Cat Ran Away
- Chapter 102: His Life Was Depressing
- Chapter 101: The Party
- Chapter 100: Why Did You Bring The Cat?
- Chapter 99: Your Cat Daddy Is Buying A Car
- Chapter 98: Relying On The Cat
- Chapter 97: We Got To Talk
- Chapter 96: Got A Problem? Better Call Charcoal!
- Chapter 95: The Four Musketeers At Military Training
- Chapter 94: Cat Tree
- Chapter 93: Everyone Knew Charcoal
- Chapter 92: How F*cking Embarassing
- Chapter 91: Duke
- Chapter 90: The Women's Room? Got To Do What You Got To Do
- Chapter 89: Backbone Sahara, Backbone
- Chapter 88: Let's Go Swimming
- Chapter 87: Super cat
- Chapter 86: The Large Cat Wanted To Stay
- Chapter 85: The Cat From Hell (3)
- Chapter 84: The Cat From Hell (2)
- Chapter 83: The Cat From Hell (1)
- Chapter 82: Mr. Tree-Hole
- Chapter 81: Come Say Hello
- Chapter 80: Success
- Chapter 79: The Contact Was A Cat?
- Chapter 78: What a Dumb Cat
- Chapter 77: Time For Hair and Makeup
- Chapter 76: Kitty Zhuo
- Chapter 75: Was The Buddha A Cat Person?
- Chapter 74: It Would Scare People
- Chapter 73: This Cat...
- Chapter 72: It Was Their Own Doing
- Chapter 71: Bringing a Cat To The Club
- Chapter 70: No Need to Kneel
- Chapter 69: I'll Take You Out For Some Fun
- Chapter 68: Hurray For The Men Who Catsit For Their Ladies
- Chapter 67: Check the Blinds Before 'Doing' Things
- Chapter 66: So You Simply Used Mr. Fang
- Chapter 65: It was that jerk!
- Chapter 64: I didn't kick the balls
- Chapter 63: Robbery
- Chapter 62: Young man, want to collaborate?
- Chapter 61: This dumbass street performance
- Chapter 60: His head must have been kicked by a donkey
- Chapter 59: Want to play with the phone? Here it is, go ahead
- Chapter 58: This definitely ain't true love
- Chapter 57: How many legs does a cat walk with?
- Chapter 56: Zheng Tan, you are such an idiot!
- Chapter 55: Buddy, hand me the cat tag!
- Chapter 54: Heading to the Southern City
- Chapter 53: Escaping "the den of monsters"
- Chapter 52: Charcoal has really been kidnapped
- Chapter 51: The cat thief
- Chapter 50: Cat trap, the courtyard has livened up again
- Chapter 49: Careful about that cat
- Chapter 48: Senior, your kidney
- Chapter 47: No sense of shame!
- Chapter 46: A Cat Is Watching You
- Chapter 45: Thief?
- Chapter 44: This Black Cat Is Special
- Chapter 43: A Missing Bottle of Liquor
- Chapter 42: That Sahara Guy Is Asking for a Beating!
- Chapter 41: Charcoal, What Happened to You?
- Chapter 40: How About a Meow?
- Chapter 39: Just Won't Let You Touch Me
- Chapter 38: Private Cat Property, No Entry for Outside Cats
- Chapter 37: I’m Answering Questions, Not Leaking the Test
- Chapter 36: A Cat that Survived On the Streets
- Chapter 35: Catzilla – The She-male of the World of Cats
- Chapter 34: Nice Work Painting Soybeans and Peas
- Chapter 33: A Chesty Foreign Visitor is Coming This Way
- Chapter 32: It can't be because of the cat
- Chapter 31: Charcoal, Did You Do Something Again?
- Chapter 30: Every School Had One or Two ‘PhD’ Roads
- Chapter 29: What Are You Looking At
- Chapter 28: Your Li Yuanba is Pregnant
- Chapter 27: Who Knows What Cats Are Thinking
- Chapter 26: Bite My Ear If You Dare
- Chapter 25: Owed The Cat a Favor
- Chapter 24: The Guy On the Motorcycle Has A Cat On His Back
- Chapter 23: You Need Five Tries to Wake a Cat
- Chapter 22: Motion Sickness Pills Can Be Deadly
- Chapter 21: There Are Five Genders
- Chapter 20: Good Boy, Mighty
- Chapter 19: The Thieves Are On the Move Again
- Chapter 18: Charcoal, Help Out at Home
- Chapter 17: A Call From The Cat
- Chapter 16: The Fat Cat Can Jump
- Chapter 15: What Did You Do Now, Charcoal?
- Chapter 14: So Nepenthe is Daylily?
- Chapter 13: Kids These Days
- Chapter 12: Fleas are the Worst
- Chapter 11: Act cute? Hell no!
- Chapter 10: Hey! Hey…F*ck
- Chapter 9: Boss, Did Your Cat Run Away?
- Chapter 8: Be a Good Boy When Home Alone
- Chapter 7: Can’t Eat the Guinea Pig
- Chapter 6: The Four Musketeers and the Parrot with Everything
- Chapter 5: Fantasuperaculous
- Chapter 4: You Can Do It, Charcoal
- Chapter 3: This Is How You Teach a Cat
- Chapter 2: Can I Borrow Your Cat
- Chapter 1: Everything Happens for the Best