Chapter 35: Catzilla – The She-male of the World of Cats
Chapter 35: Catzilla – The She-male of the World of Cats
After Grandpa Gu went home, he occasionally sent over goods. The Jiao family was not going home for the spring festival this year. Both Papa and Mama Jiaos parents thought about them often. Whenever family friends went to their city, their parents would send stuff along. In the country, people start to prepare for the spring festival at a very early time.
This year, the spring festival came earlier than usual. Back home, many people were meat or fruit producers and had to go to Chuhua often to provide goods for their customers. Ever since the start of December, Papa Jiao had been receiving calls to go pick up stuff.
Back home, many people were in the aquiculture business. The Gu family had a fishpond for eel. It felt better eating food coming from family.
All of this was no business of Zheng Tans. Since Wei Ling moved to the company, the only place Zheng Tan could visit was Mr. Guos shop. He couldnt wander off campus during the day. After all, it was much safer on campus. Most students that saw him were kind towards cats. The way people off campus looked at Zheng Tan made him feel like he was about to turn into food.
If he was still human, he wouldnt have felt the difference. However, as a cat, he could clearly sense the different meanings of the looks people gave him. Strays were always sensitive to people; Zheng Tan was starting to become like them after wandering in the streets for so long. Nowadays, he only left the campus during the night, so as to not be alarmed so often.
Most people who worked 9 to 5 were busy on their commute routes. They paid little attention to cats on the streets. However, many people were after strays or stray-like pets at this time of the year. They would catch these cats and sell them to restaurants. In order to avoid trouble, they would bring the cats out of the province before selling them. These were the people that cats had to be most careful of.
As a cat, Zheng Tan was under a lot of pressure. He underestimated most male cats determination to guard and expand their territories. These restless cats were always fighting. He tried to go on short trips in the city; however, he always came home annoyed. Though he had no problem fighting those cats and not all cats were idiotic enough to bother him, there were always one or two that couldnt leave him alone.
One day, as Zheng Tan was walking towards Mr. Guos pet store, he ran into a black cat like him. That cat was always surrounded by a group of other cats. Zheng Tan felt that they all were the black cats followers.
He never lost a fight with this cat. However, this cat was not one to learn from its mistakes. Whenever it lost a fight, it came back even more hostile than the last time. It never gave up on the small hope of winning against Zheng Tan. To him, this cat was a pure idiot.
For some time, Zheng Tan thought that fighting was inevitable for cats. Until the day he ran into a cat that didnt fight.
As Christmas drew nearer, international students were busy preparing for the holiday, so Mr. Guo thought it was time to do a Christmas edition ad for his cat food. Zheng Tan would be Santa and Mr. Guos golden retriever, Boss, would be a reindeer.
When Zheng Tan arrived at the studio, Boss was panting in the corner with antlers on his head. He had been practicing moves for the ad and had just caught a break.
Zheng Tan had worked before with several cats from the store as well as Boss. They werent building chemistry together, but they all got along. Aside from Prince, most cats in the store were neutered, and Prince was a calm cat due to living indoors. The stores cats were used to sharing space with other cats and therefore were less territorial.
Everyone in the room had gone through several phot shoots already. They all knew that all they had to do was train every other animal participating in the shoot besides Zheng Tan. He was an expert and didnt need any guidance. Hence, it was common to find Boss panting, with Zheng Tan sleeping beside him.
Usually, Mr. Guo only woke Zheng Tan up when Boss had learned all his moves.
After putting on the Santa suit, Zheng Tan felt his IQ had been significantly lowered. The suit was very uncomfortable. It was not restraining, but still felt weird on. What was more, Mr. Guo appeared with a giant beard. Paired with the red hat, Zheng Tan couldnt begin to describe how stupid he looked.
He felt that people who saw the ad would be surprised that Santa was a black cat.
Zheng Tan told himself he was doing this for the ad; it was all for art.
This setting of this ad was Cat Santa riding his sleigh pulled by his Golden reindeer, delivering products from the store to pets.
After the photo shoot, Zheng Tan got out of the clothes and the beard, climbed on top a cat tree and waited for Mr. Guo to take him home. The rest was Mr. Guo and Yanzis work. Yanzi was now a common customer here at the pet center. She was good at Photoshop, so Mr. Guo had her help out. Mr. Guo paid her by allowing her and her cat to stay in the shop for free.
All the staff were huddled together working on the pictures. Zheng Tan was left alone on his cat tree. He had taken a nap before coming over and was now completely awake. He looked around and found Li Yuanba with her kittens.
Li Yuanba was the same. Most cats in the store avoided her. Most that dared to come close were scared off by one glare. She didnt even have to lift a paw. This was what Zheng Tan admired the most about her.
Next to Li Yuanba was her son Nougat. Zheng Tan hadn’t noticed the first time he saw pictures of the kitten. He had a mole next to his mouth. The fur in that area was all white, except for that small patch of yellow. Right now, the patch of fur was the size of a soybean, who knew how large it would be in the future. Zheng Tan was curious.
Nougat had longer fur than most kittens, yet he stilled differed from long-haired cats. His dad was probably a mix. What surprised Zheng Tan even more was how serious Nougat was. Tiger tried to be serious sometimes, but Nougat was actually serious, just like his mama. Its just that he was still young and didnt have his mothers scariness yet.
Li Yuanba stayed in the room for a while before leaving with Nougat in her mouth. One of the rooms next door was for Yanzi. It had a cat door.
From this room, Zheng Tan could see Li Yuanba carry the kitten inside before leaving again. She didnt come back to the studio but walked toward the other end of the hall. Zheng Tan remembered there was a back door over there used for moving boxes or large equipment. It was kept shut most of the time.
Why was Li Yuanba going over there?
Zheng Tan decided to find out. He jumped off the cat tree and followed her. Li Yuanba saw him but didnt react.
A few boxes were stacked at the end of the hall. They were a bit far from the door though. Near the corner of the hallway was a row of small windows used to let in fresh air since boxes often had an unpleasant scent.
The height of the windows was way above the average jumping ability of cats, so Mr. Guo was not worried about losing his cat.
Li Yuanba charged towards that direction. Just when Zheng Tan was puzzled, she picked up some speed then jumpednot towards the windows, but up towards the opposite wall. She hit the wall and kicked back with her hind legs. With that push, she landed safely on the window sill.
F*ck! That was cool!
Zheng Tan felt his jaw drop.
Mr. Guo never would have thought that a fat could leave this way. Outside were some more boxes which formed stairs for Li Yuanba to walk down. Soon, she disappeared.
Zheng Tan tried to jump onto the window sill but gave up soon. He missed it by just a few inches despite his superior jumping skills.
He then started to try Li Yuanbas method. The first time, he couldnt control his angle and strength and hit the wall. He managed to land safely but still felt numb from the impact.
The second try went better. He avoided the door but hit the opened window with a bang.
He waited for the pain to subside before trying another time. He managed to hang on to the window sill, and after a bit of a struggle, he succeeded. He stuck his head out of the window.
What he didnt foresee was Li Yuanba waiting for him on an empty box nearby.
Was she waiting for me? Zheng Tan thought.
Seeing the black cat at the window, Li Yuanba jumped off the box and headed out. Zheng Tan quickly followed.
It was harder to trap a cat than a dog, Zheng Tan felt. Who knew how this cat found out this way to leave the pet center without being caught by anyone.
The scenery was unfamiliar at first. Slowly, Zheng Tan started to recognize his surroundings. He had walked by this area on his way to the pet center. He even ran into
“Meow!”
Yes, that. That annoying, idiotic, f*cking cat.
He looked up; the black cat looked down at them from a wall. Next to him were two followers.
However, this encounter was different than usual. Zheng Tan felt that idiot was not behaving like himself. His followers left them alone as well. He found that all of them looked at Li Yuanba as if she was a monster.
The cats that never gave up only dared to meow quietly when facing Li Yuanba. This was completely unlike when they ran into Zheng Tan.
No only these three cats. Deeper in the alley, they ran into a few other cats, two of which were quite large. The area had their scent, yet Li Yuanba walked through the territory without even looking sideways. These cats also didnt dare to start a fight. When Li Yuanba turn to look at them, they sprinted off as if being chased by a dog.
Zheng Tan sighed. He still had lots to learn as a cat. Strength was important, but so was aura.
Li Yuanba was the she-male of cats and a catzilla to the weaklings. Her scary look and her aura stopped all the strays from bothering her. They even forgot to be territorial around her. He could see the fear in their eyes when they looked at her.
Zheng Tan looked at the tricolor cat walking ahead of him. She emitted a sense of power that would not be reproduced. When Mr. Guo first met her, he left her alone after opening the pet travel bag. Besides his understanding of pet cats, this was also due to signal Li Yuanba sent out.
Cats have a variety of languages. They can express themselves by different tones and lengths of their meows. However, Zheng Tan didnt hear Li Yuanba so much as make a peep. All she had was the aura she carried with her. To people who didnt understand, this cat was just like any other. To Zheng Tan, however, he could clearly sense something different from this cat.
Her looks were due to genetics, but her aura was the result of time and experience.
Zheng Tan didnt know what she had to go through to go from a normal cat to catzilla. What he did know was, whatever she went through, it must have not been pleasant.
At the same time, Zheng Tan wondered what cat could conquer catzilla?
Who was Nougats dad? He really wanted to know.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 328 - 328 321 The Unexpected Red Envelope
- Chapter 327 - 327 320 New Years Money From the Cat
- Chapter 326 - 326 319 The Donkey Cart
- Chapter 325 - 325 318 The Cat in a Vest
- Chapter 324 - 324 317 Snow Disaster
- Chapter 323 - 323 316 Problematic Girl
- Chapter 322 - 322 315 Please Call Me the Red Scarf
- Chapter 321 - 321 314 Thank You Gift (Three Updates)
- Chapter 320 - 320 313 Fierce (Second Update)
- Chapter 319 - 319 312 Exposure (Part 1)
- Chapter 318 - 318 311 Not an Illusion
- Chapter 317 - 317 310 Young Master Xiao
- Chapter 316 - 316 309
- Chapter 315 - 315 308 Coming to See the Arctic Cat
- Chapter 314 - 314 307
- Chapter 313 - 313 306
- Chapter 312 - 312 305 Dedication to Art
- Chapter 311 - 311 304 Joint Performance
- Chapter 310 - 310 303 Seeking to Perform
- Chapter 309 - 309 302 Undermining the Foundation
- Chapter 308 - 308 301 The Photo
- Chapter 307 - 307 300 Identical
- Chapter 306 - 306 299 Cell Phone Charm
- Chapter 305 - 305 298 Gem Level
- Chapter 304 - 304 297 Scare You to Death
- Chapter 303 - 303 296 The Cat by the Pond
- Chapter 302 - 302 295 Boss Cai
- Chapter 301 - 301 294 Youre Welcome
- Chapter 300 - 300 293
- Chapter 299 - 299 292 Your Lucky Cat was scared away by that dog
- Chapter 298 - 298 291 Cut Ear
- Chapter 297 - 297 290 Old Friend
- Chapter 296 - 296 289 Return to the South
- Chapter 295 - 295 288 Domestic Violence
- Chapter 294 - 294 287 Leading the Way
- Chapter 293 - 293 286 Advertisement Text Message
- Chapter 292 - 292 285 A Gentle Needle
- Chapter 291 - 291 284 You Are Sick
- Chapter 290 - 290 283 Demonic Barrier
- Chapter 289 - 289 282 Orchid
- Chapter 288 - 288 281
- Chapter 287 - 287 280 Crooked Idea
- Chapter 286 - 286 279 Invitation
- Chapter 285 - 285 278 All Cats Are Hua Crazy
- Chapter 284 - 284 277 Harassment Tactics
- Chapter 283 - 283 276 Not Going Back
- Chapter 282 - 282 275 Youzis Mom
- Chapter 281 - 281 274 Four 8s
- Chapter 280 - 280 273 68
- Chapter 279 - 279 272 Night Raid
- Chapter 278 - 278 271 It Really Is You
- Chapter 277 - 277 270 Swipe a Card Swipe a Cat
- Chapter 276 - 276 269 Triumph
- Chapter 275 - 275 268 Black is this Cat
- Chapter 274 - 274 267 Call the Police
- Chapter 273 - 273 266 The God-like Middle School Student
- Chapter 272 - 272 265 The Gentleman Thief
- Chapter 271 - 271 264 Theft Incident
- Chapter 270 - 270 263 The Wealthy Cat
- Chapter 269 - 269 262 Great Potential in Such Businesses
- Chapter 268 - 268 261 A Slap
- Chapter 267 - 267 260 Who Are You
- Chapter 266 - 266 259 Recharging Phone Credit is a Difficult
- Chapter 265 - 265 258 Mobile Phone
- Chapter 264 - 264 257 A Huge Gecko
- Chapter 263 - 263 256 Bad Guy
- Chapter 262 - 262 255
- Chapter 261 - 261 254 Mr. Jiao Truly Is Awesome
- Chapter 260 - 260 253 Your Cat Has Given Birth to Kittens
- Chapter 259 - 259 252 Just Ran Away Like That
- Chapter 258 - 258 251 The Familiar Cat
- Chapter 257 - 257 250 Tenant
- Chapter 256 - 256 249 Leveling Up by Killing Monsters
- Chapter 255 - 255 248 Does this kind of accidental event
- Chapter 254 - 254 247 A Drop of Blood Worth Ten Thousand
- Chapter 253 - 253 246 Being Watched
- Chapter 252 - 252 245 Its a commendation but also a
- Chapter 251 - 251 244 Return to Base
- Chapter 250 - 250 243 Red Rat
- Chapter 249 - 249 242 Cat Swarm
- Chapter 248 - 248 241 Date with a Girl
- Chapter 247 - 247 240 Fire
- Chapter 246 - 246 239 The Cat in the Night
- Chapter 245 - 245 238 Specimens in the Natural History
- Chapter 244 - 244 237
- Chapter 243 - 243 236 The Boss is Back
- Chapter 242 - 242 235 Strategic Scientist
- Chapter 241 - 241 234 Group Photo
- Chapter 240 - 240 233 Living BC
- Chapter 239 - 239 232 Seeing Da Mi Again
- Chapter 238 - 238 231 Event Venue
- Chapter 237 - 237 230 Invitation
- Chapter 236 - 236 229 Why Bother Arguing with a Cat
- Chapter 235 - 235 228 Four Cuckoo Calls
- Chapter 234 - 234 227 Are You Freaking Kidding Me
- Chapter 233 - 233 226 Enemies on a Narrow Road
- Chapter 232 - 232 225 Attend to
- Chapter 231 - 231 224 Advanced Scammer_2
- Chapter 230 - 230 224 Advanced Scammer
- Chapter 229 - 229 223 The Black Cat on the Wall
- Chapter 228 - 228 222 Cat Car
- Chapter 227 - 227 221 How Are You Two Here_2
- Chapter 226 - 226 221 How are you two here
- Chapter 225 - 225 220 The Bound Person_2
- Chapter 224 - 224 220 The Bound Person
- Chapter 223 - 223 219 Stand By
- Chapter 222 - 222 218 Marks
- Chapter 221 - 221 217 Do Brother a Favor
- Chapter 220 - 220 216 Dont Cause Trouble
- Chapter 219 - 219 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head_2
- Chapter 218 - 218 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head
- Chapter 217 - 217 214 How Are These Two Here
- Chapter 216 - 216 213 Too Foolish or Too Bold
- Chapter 215 - 215 212 Little Buddy_2
- Chapter 214 - 214 212 Little Companions
- Chapter 213 - 213 211 Are You the Clown Invited by the
- Chapter 212 - 212 210 The Ambusher
- Chapter 211 - 211 209 Exclusive Private Room
- Chapter 210 - 210 208 The Fate of Big and Little Rice
- Chapter 209 - 209 207 Choosing a Kitten_2
- Chapter 208 - 208 207 Picking a Kitten
- Chapter 207 - 207 206 Luck This Thing
- Chapter 206 - 206 205 Saving People
- Chapter 205 - 205 204 Different Buyers
- Chapter 204 - 204 203 Why Her
- Chapter 203 - 203 202 Encountered Evil_2
- Chapter 202 - 202 202 The Collision with Evil
- Chapter 201 - 201 201 Tacit Understanding
- Chapter 200 - 200 200 That Cat Was Playing Her
- Chapter 199 - 199 199 Gu Family
- Chapter 198 - 198 198 Da Mi and Xiao Mi
- Chapter 197 - 197 197 Peanuts
- Chapter 196 - 196 196 Is it yours
- Chapter 195 - 195 195 Well-Intentioned
- Chapter 194 - 194 194 The Divine Beast Comes
- Chapter 193 - 193 193 Rare to Have Such a Cat
- Chapter 192 - 192 192 Uncertain Factors
- Chapter 191 - 191 191 Feeling Really Great
- Chapter 190 - 190 190 Be nicer to that Black Cat
- Chapter 189 - 189 189 Cats Fantasy
- Chapter 188 - 188 188 You Dare to Throw I Dare to Pick Up
- Chapter 187 - 187 187 The Old Man Who Plays the Erhu
- Chapter 186 - 186 186 Bad Temper
- Chapter 185 - 185 185 The Curtain Falls
- Chapter 184 - 184 184
- Chapter 183 - 183 183 Ive Been Waiting for You
- Chapter 182 - 182 182 If Theres Anger It Must Be Ventilated
- Chapter 181 - 181 181
- Chapter 180 - 180 180 Beat Them Up First
- Chapter 179 - 179 179 The Thief is a Cat
- Chapter 178 - 178 178 You Dare to Pretend with Me
- Chapter 177 - 177 177 The Roadblocker
- Chapter 176 - 176 176 Just Relying on This Thing
- Chapter 175 - 175 175 Relying on a Mountain
- Chapter 174 - 174 174 Helpless to See the Flowers Fall Feels
- Chapter 173 - 173 173 Lin
- Chapter 172 - 172 172 This Thing is Very Familiar
- Chapter 171 - 171 171 Unlucky Stalker
- Chapter 170 - 170 170
- Chapter 169 - 169 169 You Dont Recognize It
- Chapter 168 - 168 168 Slip Away Front Stay Behind
- Chapter 167 - 167 167
- Chapter 166: It's Hard Being A Cat
- Chapter 165: What Does That Cat Want?
- Chapter 164: And The Show Begins
- Chapter 163: That Room
- Chapter 162: Pick The Lock?
- Chapter 161: As A Cat, I Feel Sad
- Chapter 160: Revenge Is A Natural Instinct
- Chapter 159: Zheng Tan Is A Cat
- Chapter 158: Hello Neighbor
- Chapter 157: Friend Of The Ladies'
- Chapter 156: Keep Demons At Bay? F*ck That!
- Chapter 155: Are You Serious?
- Chapter 154: Cats Are Idiots
- Chapter 153: Do You Know A Cat's Pain?
- Chapter 152: Spring Is A Lovely Season
- Chapter 151: Crossed The Line
- Chapter 150: Findings
- Chapter 149: Catfather
- Chapter 148: His Ending
- Chapter 147: Chen Zhe
- Chapter 146: Lai Er
- Chapter 145: Good Or Bad?
- Chapter 144: There's Something Off About That Man
- Chapter 143: Right-Handed? Left-Handed?
- Chapter 142: A Black Cat At The Door
- Chapter 141: I Faked It All
- Chapter 140: Fate
- Chapter 139: New Years And Red Pockets
- Chapter 138: The Revenge Of A Cat
- Chapter 137: Kids And Fire Crackers
- Chapter 136: Chapters of the Past
- Chapter 135: This Wasn't The Same Cat
- Chapter 134: Same Accent, Different Person
- Chapter 133: Go For A Ride
- Chapter 132: Nothing To Do But Cry
- Chapter 131: Cosmic Velocity
- Chapter 130: Swallows and Swans
- Chapter 129: What Did He Do To Deserve That?
- Chapter 128: A Hero
- Chapter 127: When Cats Run Into Thieves
- Chapter 126: Car Models
- Chapter 125: The People In the Old Building
- Chapter 124: When Can He Get His Own Car?
- Chapter 123: A Big Client? A Kid?
- Chapter 122: Peeing
- Chapter 121: It's Father is a Cat?
- Chapter 120: Combat Capability Leaderboard
- Chapter 119: 100% Organic
- Chapter 118: A Very Noisy Parrot
- Chapter 117: What Had He Missed?
- Chapter 116: The Cat On The Commander's Post
- Chapter 115: Lead The Way
- Chapter 114: Jiao Yuan, Your Cat
- Chapter 113: Study Hard And Improve Every Day
- Chapter 112: That Weird Child
- Chapter 111: Checking Out The Middle School
- Chapter 110: The Unattainable Six Pack
- Chapter 109: The Untouchable Cats And Dogs
- Chapter 108: Need To Let Off Steam
- Chapter 107: The Pain Of Not Having Whiskers
- Chapter 106: My Whiskers!
- Chapter 105: Kick!
- Chapter 104: Time To Cause Trouble
- Chapter 103: The Cat Ran Away
- Chapter 102: His Life Was Depressing
- Chapter 101: The Party
- Chapter 100: Why Did You Bring The Cat?
- Chapter 99: Your Cat Daddy Is Buying A Car
- Chapter 98: Relying On The Cat
- Chapter 97: We Got To Talk
- Chapter 96: Got A Problem? Better Call Charcoal!
- Chapter 95: The Four Musketeers At Military Training
- Chapter 94: Cat Tree
- Chapter 93: Everyone Knew Charcoal
- Chapter 92: How F*cking Embarassing
- Chapter 91: Duke
- Chapter 90: The Women's Room? Got To Do What You Got To Do
- Chapter 89: Backbone Sahara, Backbone
- Chapter 88: Let's Go Swimming
- Chapter 87: Super cat
- Chapter 86: The Large Cat Wanted To Stay
- Chapter 85: The Cat From Hell (3)
- Chapter 84: The Cat From Hell (2)
- Chapter 83: The Cat From Hell (1)
- Chapter 82: Mr. Tree-Hole
- Chapter 81: Come Say Hello
- Chapter 80: Success
- Chapter 79: The Contact Was A Cat?
- Chapter 78: What a Dumb Cat
- Chapter 77: Time For Hair and Makeup
- Chapter 76: Kitty Zhuo
- Chapter 75: Was The Buddha A Cat Person?
- Chapter 74: It Would Scare People
- Chapter 73: This Cat...
- Chapter 72: It Was Their Own Doing
- Chapter 71: Bringing a Cat To The Club
- Chapter 70: No Need to Kneel
- Chapter 69: I'll Take You Out For Some Fun
- Chapter 68: Hurray For The Men Who Catsit For Their Ladies
- Chapter 67: Check the Blinds Before 'Doing' Things
- Chapter 66: So You Simply Used Mr. Fang
- Chapter 65: It was that jerk!
- Chapter 64: I didn't kick the balls
- Chapter 63: Robbery
- Chapter 62: Young man, want to collaborate?
- Chapter 61: This dumbass street performance
- Chapter 60: His head must have been kicked by a donkey
- Chapter 59: Want to play with the phone? Here it is, go ahead
- Chapter 58: This definitely ain't true love
- Chapter 57: How many legs does a cat walk with?
- Chapter 56: Zheng Tan, you are such an idiot!
- Chapter 55: Buddy, hand me the cat tag!
- Chapter 54: Heading to the Southern City
- Chapter 53: Escaping "the den of monsters"
- Chapter 52: Charcoal has really been kidnapped
- Chapter 51: The cat thief
- Chapter 50: Cat trap, the courtyard has livened up again
- Chapter 49: Careful about that cat
- Chapter 48: Senior, your kidney
- Chapter 47: No sense of shame!
- Chapter 46: A Cat Is Watching You
- Chapter 45: Thief?
- Chapter 44: This Black Cat Is Special
- Chapter 43: A Missing Bottle of Liquor
- Chapter 42: That Sahara Guy Is Asking for a Beating!
- Chapter 41: Charcoal, What Happened to You?
- Chapter 40: How About a Meow?
- Chapter 39: Just Won't Let You Touch Me
- Chapter 38: Private Cat Property, No Entry for Outside Cats
- Chapter 37: I’m Answering Questions, Not Leaking the Test
- Chapter 36: A Cat that Survived On the Streets
- Chapter 35: Catzilla – The She-male of the World of Cats
- Chapter 34: Nice Work Painting Soybeans and Peas
- Chapter 33: A Chesty Foreign Visitor is Coming This Way
- Chapter 32: It can't be because of the cat
- Chapter 31: Charcoal, Did You Do Something Again?
- Chapter 30: Every School Had One or Two ‘PhD’ Roads
- Chapter 29: What Are You Looking At
- Chapter 28: Your Li Yuanba is Pregnant
- Chapter 27: Who Knows What Cats Are Thinking
- Chapter 26: Bite My Ear If You Dare
- Chapter 25: Owed The Cat a Favor
- Chapter 24: The Guy On the Motorcycle Has A Cat On His Back
- Chapter 23: You Need Five Tries to Wake a Cat
- Chapter 22: Motion Sickness Pills Can Be Deadly
- Chapter 21: There Are Five Genders
- Chapter 20: Good Boy, Mighty
- Chapter 19: The Thieves Are On the Move Again
- Chapter 18: Charcoal, Help Out at Home
- Chapter 17: A Call From The Cat
- Chapter 16: The Fat Cat Can Jump
- Chapter 15: What Did You Do Now, Charcoal?
- Chapter 14: So Nepenthe is Daylily?
- Chapter 13: Kids These Days
- Chapter 12: Fleas are the Worst
- Chapter 11: Act cute? Hell no!
- Chapter 10: Hey! Hey…F*ck
- Chapter 9: Boss, Did Your Cat Run Away?
- Chapter 8: Be a Good Boy When Home Alone
- Chapter 7: Can’t Eat the Guinea Pig
- Chapter 6: The Four Musketeers and the Parrot with Everything
- Chapter 5: Fantasuperaculous
- Chapter 4: You Can Do It, Charcoal
- Chapter 3: This Is How You Teach a Cat
- Chapter 2: Can I Borrow Your Cat
- Chapter 1: Everything Happens for the Best