Chapter 284: Chapter 277 Harassment Tactics Chapter 284: Chapter 277 Harassment Tactics Zheng Tan always felt that there were two major humiliations in life: being stepped on when trying to show off, and being outshone when flaunting wealth. Not long ago, he looked down on Yang Bo at “Triumph,” and now, there was someone even more deserving of contempt than Yang Bo.
After dinner, Little Youzi’s mom and Jiao Ma went out for a walk and a chat in the courtyard, and Zheng Tan followed closely to gather “intelligence.”
Little Youzi’s mom mostly talked about her hard-earned achievements abroad in recent years, having become a department manager and considerably wealthier. She spoke with a hint of boasting and even urged Jiao Ma to hurry up and buy a bigger house, complaining that the houses on this side of the courtyard were both old and small, and comparing them to her newly purchased house overseas. Jiao Ma clearly knew what her sister was like and didn’t have the energy to get angry.
They hadn’t walked far before they encountered an old lady taking Big Fatty out for a stroll. The old lady was stepping on the courtyard’s fitness equipment while Big Fatty squatted beside her on a horizontal bar, which was only about five or six centimeters in diameter. It was a mystery how Big Fatty, the fat cat, managed to jump up and squat there—looking altogether uncoordinated, but strangely stable. Zheng Tan could only admire that, no wonder it was a cat with military training; as steady as instant noodles.
“Yo, Heitan, out for a walk, Mr. Gu?” the old lady greeted Zheng Tan and Jiao Ma with a smile.
Jiao Ma introduced her sister to the old lady, and after a brief chat, they parted ways.
After walking a bit further, Little Youzi’s mom scoffed at Big Fatty, saying such a fat cat would surely get XXX kind of disease. When she found out the old lady lived alone, she added, “Just the old lady by herself, without even a caregiver?”
“Don’t talk nonsense; Big Fatty’s in good health. He’s sent to the Pet Center for regular check-ups, and the old lady treasures him. As for the old lady, her son did want to hire a caregiver, even suggested taking her over to his place, but she has always refused. She’s used to the environment and atmosphere here, and with all the neighbors in the courtyard being old friends of several decades, she doesn’t feel lonely. She says she’ll consider these things when she can no longer move around easily,” Jiao Ma retorted.
“Being old just makes some people stubborn and obstinate, like her son…” disagreed Little Youzi’s mom.
Worried her sister might say something inappropriate, Jiao Ma quickly cut her off. Big Fatty’s status as a “Cat Dad” was a bit sensitive, and Big Fatty’s house’s old lady never showed off, so Jiao Ma whispered the identity of Big Fatty’s Cat Dad to her sister, and afterwards, Little Youzi’s mom fell silent. She stopped talking about Big Fatty and the old lady; if they truly wished to hire caregivers, they could afford to hire ten or eight without a problem.
Not two minutes later, they encountered Sahara, that silly dog, having a blast rolling around on the grass, tongue lolling and wagging about, utterly without dignity. But then again, in the courtyard, it had long since lost any sense of decorum.
“This dog is too wild, looks like it’s a mongrel, right? If I were to keep a dog in the future, I’d choose a purebred with a gentler temperament,” said Little Youzi’s mom.
Jiao Ma looked over and smiled, “Oh, you mean Sahara? I heard it’s a mix of three breeds. It belongs to Academician Ruan’s house. No matter how wild it gets, it’s never hurt any of the children in the courtyard; Academician Ruan is quite fond of it.”
A jab right at the bullseye.
And again, Little Youzi’s mom had nothing to say.
After running around in the marketplace so much, many times one also tends to consider things more from a profit perspective, boosting some while trampling on others is commonplace. As the saying goes, you have to look at the owner before you beat a dog, similarly, when scolding a dog, you should consider the dog owner’s status and temper—knowing what to say and what not to say is essential. It’s said that outstanding people have outstanding tempers, and Youzi’s mom always believed that the more eminent a person, the harder their temper was to grasp, so every word and action had to be cautious. Facing such people, even if you want to badmouth someone behind their back, you need to find a secluded spot; you never know when your words may leak out in public places. Although she didn’t know Academician Ruan personally, the mere title of “Academician” was enough to hold back a bellyful of words inside her.
Zheng Tan found it amusing inside. This person thought that the courtyard was full of “poor commoners” before this afternoon, and now realized the discrepancy.
As he passed the bench area, Zheng Tan saw that a few old men from the courtyard had gathered together again, chatting away.
When evening came, the old men in the courtyard would gather and start boasting, criticizing certain leaders of a certain school, giving their opinions on newly introduced policies, denouncing some social figures who had a bad influence but whom the public dared not speak ill of casually. Some well-known experts and professors from TV would be discussed like they were talking about dolls, with no reservations or fear of being overheard, as if they would continue even if those very people stood in front of them.
When Zheng Tan looked over, Old Man Lan was bragging to others about the orchid that was sold today.
After listening for a while, Youzi’s mom wasn’t convinced—was an orchid worth making such a fuss over?
“How much can an orchid sell for?”
Jiao Ma thought for a while and said, “I’m not clear about the one Professor Lan mentioned today, but last year, Professor Lan sold two orchids for over 600,000 yuan, and there were many people looking for Professor Lan. This year, the orchid speculation is even hotter, and more people are looking for Professor Lan, with buyers even blocking people in the courtyard just to buy one of Professor Lan’s orchids. By that calculation, today’s price must surely be higher than last year’s.”
Disbelief was written all over Youzi’s mom’s face.
Zheng Tan, however, knew that just a few days ago Old Man Lan had been cornered in the small flower bed area, and someone had offered one million yuan for three orchids called something-rabbit, but Old Man Lan didn’t budge. Old Man Lan wasn’t short of money; at this age, all he cared about was face, occasionally bragging to some old friends about the new orchids he’d cultivated or newly discovered, and as for those tens of thousands of yuan, he really didn’t care much. At their level, with both fame and fortune, they were now pursuing their hobbies, though they couldn’t exactly say “money is just a number,” the difference wasn’t much. Agreeing to sell was merely because Old Man Lan was annoyed by those people constantly bothering him, and he had kept seeds anyway, so even after selling, he would still have one or two seedlings on hand.
Old Man Lan was telling people that the current market speculation on orchids was too excessive. While it seemed very lucrative now, and many people were rushing into it, further heated by someone’s statement about “going out with an orchid in the morning, coming back with a BMW in the afternoon,” he estimated that the craze would last about a year or so before cooling down, and those who were blindly enthusiastic might end up badly hurt in the rush.
Zheng Tan was aware of such things. A friend of his had spent over 500,000 yuan on an orchid during the height of its price, yet five years later, it was hard to find anyone willing to pay even 100 yuan for it.
When Old Man Lan saw Zheng Tan, he chuckled; he was in a good mood today and took the opportunity to tease Zheng Tan, pointing in his direction and cajoling his old buddies, “That little guy sneaked into my flower bed last time and gnawed on an orchid bloom, ah, it really pained my heart!”
What a load of crap! That was clearly the sheriff who bit it! Zheng Tan was fuming, Old Man Lan had deliberately pinned the blame on him, and besides, that orchid was just a relatively common suxin orchid; the more precious ones were well protected, so there was no chance for the sheriff to even try biting them.
Seeing the old professors all smiling benignly, with some even giving Zheng Tan a thumbs-up saying “well done,” Jiao Ma knew they were just joking and not really angry. She smiled and greeted the old men before leaving.
Having walked a bit further, where there were no people within about twenty meters, Jiao Ma finally said in a low voice to the person beside her, “Don’t think that these seemingly inconspicuous elders are unremarkable. Many of them may not seem special, but many big company bosses and some government insiders come to seek advice from them. Some of these elders can influence certain policies.”
After a moment of silence, Little Youzi’s mother laughed, “It’s great that Youzi is growing up in such an environment.” Just yesterday, she had seen Little Youzi greeting some of the elders with great familiarity.
Zheng Tan inwardly sneered, how quickly people changed.
Having witnessed a few previous instances, when she later encountered Ah Huang who was dumb enough to tumble down the stairs just by walking, Little Youzi’s mother didn’t utter a sarcastic word. She feared that mentioning anything more might involve some impressive personage which would only add to the embarrassment.
On the day Little Youzi’s mother left to fly back across the ocean, it wasn’t the weekend. She didn’t ask Mr. Jiao and Jiao Ma to see her off, leaving instead with some people from her company. Just before boarding the plane, she made a phone call saying, “I’m leaving Youzi in your care.”
Mr. Jiao replied, “I’ve always considered her like my own daughter.”
Since Little Youzi’s mother had flown out of the country and Youzi was still there, Zheng Tan felt much more at ease, walking with a spring in his step.
Rushing back to the edge of the neighborhood woods to turn on his phone, ready to refresh his game record while in high spirits, but as soon as the phone powered on, he found dozens of texts and nearly a hundred missed call notifications. The phone kept flashing, and the animation of incoming messages lasted so long that Zheng Tan was dumbstruck.
What the hell!
Is this some kind of virus?!
But after it stopped and he took a closer look, it turned out not to be the case.
Dozens of messages came from the same phone number, and most of the missed call notifications mentioned the same number.
Damn it, Liu Ba that idiot was pulling such a despicable act, was this supposed to overload the phone?
It must be said, Liu Ba was really stubborn about this number.
Since reasoning and self-promotion failed, and he was very curious about the identity of the mystery person behind the number, Liu Ba pondered for two days before deciding to switch tactics—to a harassment strategy: shameless, brazen, and annoying.
Liu Ba didn’t know if the person behind the number was male or female, young or old, but everyone had their limits of endurance, and Liu Ba was now bent on testing the other party’s limits. Even if the other party’s phone was turned off more often than not, Liu Ba had plenty of time. Most of his tasks from Jing Gui were almost completed, freeing up a lot of his schedule, so he turned down some uninteresting jobs to focus on pestering this number. The moment this phone was turned on, a call would immediately go through.
“Esteemed person, I sincerely want to make your acquaintance, let’s meet…”
“You can’t even spare a single message for me?”
“Fine, let’s not use messages, let’s switch to another method. How about we talk?”
“Just a few words will do. One sentence. Just one sentence is enough. Speak to me just once and I will no longer trouble you…”
…
Zheng Tan was scrolling through the messages, deleting them one by one, when another call came in. He declined the call, and in less than two seconds, the phone rang again. He hung up, it rang again, hung up again, and on and on…
Zheng Tan, wanting to check the settings for a blacklist feature, found it impossible to do so with the incessant calls and messages bombarding him.
Finally, Zheng Tan answered the call.
This time Liu Ba remained silent, listening to the noises on the other end, waiting for the cursing to begin.
After a series of light rustling noises from the phone, there came the tapping sound of keys.
Liu Ba frowned and pushed Jing Gui away, who was trying to eavesdrop. He took a pen and paper from the desk and, following the sounds on the call, wrote down several letters.
Jing Gui leaned over to see what was written on the white paper in black ink—
“F-U-C-K Y-O-U!”(To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Qidian (qidian.com) to cast your vote of recommendation, monthly ticket, your support is my greatest motivation. Mobile users please visit m.qidian.com to read.)
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Chapters
- Chapter 328 - 328 321 The Unexpected Red Envelope
- Chapter 327 - 327 320 New Years Money From the Cat
- Chapter 326 - 326 319 The Donkey Cart
- Chapter 325 - 325 318 The Cat in a Vest
- Chapter 324 - 324 317 Snow Disaster
- Chapter 323 - 323 316 Problematic Girl
- Chapter 322 - 322 315 Please Call Me the Red Scarf
- Chapter 321 - 321 314 Thank You Gift (Three Updates)
- Chapter 320 - 320 313 Fierce (Second Update)
- Chapter 319 - 319 312 Exposure (Part 1)
- Chapter 318 - 318 311 Not an Illusion
- Chapter 317 - 317 310 Young Master Xiao
- Chapter 316 - 316 309
- Chapter 315 - 315 308 Coming to See the Arctic Cat
- Chapter 314 - 314 307
- Chapter 313 - 313 306
- Chapter 312 - 312 305 Dedication to Art
- Chapter 311 - 311 304 Joint Performance
- Chapter 310 - 310 303 Seeking to Perform
- Chapter 309 - 309 302 Undermining the Foundation
- Chapter 308 - 308 301 The Photo
- Chapter 307 - 307 300 Identical
- Chapter 306 - 306 299 Cell Phone Charm
- Chapter 305 - 305 298 Gem Level
- Chapter 304 - 304 297 Scare You to Death
- Chapter 303 - 303 296 The Cat by the Pond
- Chapter 302 - 302 295 Boss Cai
- Chapter 301 - 301 294 Youre Welcome
- Chapter 300 - 300 293
- Chapter 299 - 299 292 Your Lucky Cat was scared away by that dog
- Chapter 298 - 298 291 Cut Ear
- Chapter 297 - 297 290 Old Friend
- Chapter 296 - 296 289 Return to the South
- Chapter 295 - 295 288 Domestic Violence
- Chapter 294 - 294 287 Leading the Way
- Chapter 293 - 293 286 Advertisement Text Message
- Chapter 292 - 292 285 A Gentle Needle
- Chapter 291 - 291 284 You Are Sick
- Chapter 290 - 290 283 Demonic Barrier
- Chapter 289 - 289 282 Orchid
- Chapter 288 - 288 281
- Chapter 287 - 287 280 Crooked Idea
- Chapter 286 - 286 279 Invitation
- Chapter 285 - 285 278 All Cats Are Hua Crazy
- Chapter 284 - 284 277 Harassment Tactics
- Chapter 283 - 283 276 Not Going Back
- Chapter 282 - 282 275 Youzis Mom
- Chapter 281 - 281 274 Four 8s
- Chapter 280 - 280 273 68
- Chapter 279 - 279 272 Night Raid
- Chapter 278 - 278 271 It Really Is You
- Chapter 277 - 277 270 Swipe a Card Swipe a Cat
- Chapter 276 - 276 269 Triumph
- Chapter 275 - 275 268 Black is this Cat
- Chapter 274 - 274 267 Call the Police
- Chapter 273 - 273 266 The God-like Middle School Student
- Chapter 272 - 272 265 The Gentleman Thief
- Chapter 271 - 271 264 Theft Incident
- Chapter 270 - 270 263 The Wealthy Cat
- Chapter 269 - 269 262 Great Potential in Such Businesses
- Chapter 268 - 268 261 A Slap
- Chapter 267 - 267 260 Who Are You
- Chapter 266 - 266 259 Recharging Phone Credit is a Difficult
- Chapter 265 - 265 258 Mobile Phone
- Chapter 264 - 264 257 A Huge Gecko
- Chapter 263 - 263 256 Bad Guy
- Chapter 262 - 262 255
- Chapter 261 - 261 254 Mr. Jiao Truly Is Awesome
- Chapter 260 - 260 253 Your Cat Has Given Birth to Kittens
- Chapter 259 - 259 252 Just Ran Away Like That
- Chapter 258 - 258 251 The Familiar Cat
- Chapter 257 - 257 250 Tenant
- Chapter 256 - 256 249 Leveling Up by Killing Monsters
- Chapter 255 - 255 248 Does this kind of accidental event
- Chapter 254 - 254 247 A Drop of Blood Worth Ten Thousand
- Chapter 253 - 253 246 Being Watched
- Chapter 252 - 252 245 Its a commendation but also a
- Chapter 251 - 251 244 Return to Base
- Chapter 250 - 250 243 Red Rat
- Chapter 249 - 249 242 Cat Swarm
- Chapter 248 - 248 241 Date with a Girl
- Chapter 247 - 247 240 Fire
- Chapter 246 - 246 239 The Cat in the Night
- Chapter 245 - 245 238 Specimens in the Natural History
- Chapter 244 - 244 237
- Chapter 243 - 243 236 The Boss is Back
- Chapter 242 - 242 235 Strategic Scientist
- Chapter 241 - 241 234 Group Photo
- Chapter 240 - 240 233 Living BC
- Chapter 239 - 239 232 Seeing Da Mi Again
- Chapter 238 - 238 231 Event Venue
- Chapter 237 - 237 230 Invitation
- Chapter 236 - 236 229 Why Bother Arguing with a Cat
- Chapter 235 - 235 228 Four Cuckoo Calls
- Chapter 234 - 234 227 Are You Freaking Kidding Me
- Chapter 233 - 233 226 Enemies on a Narrow Road
- Chapter 232 - 232 225 Attend to
- Chapter 231 - 231 224 Advanced Scammer_2
- Chapter 230 - 230 224 Advanced Scammer
- Chapter 229 - 229 223 The Black Cat on the Wall
- Chapter 228 - 228 222 Cat Car
- Chapter 227 - 227 221 How Are You Two Here_2
- Chapter 226 - 226 221 How are you two here
- Chapter 225 - 225 220 The Bound Person_2
- Chapter 224 - 224 220 The Bound Person
- Chapter 223 - 223 219 Stand By
- Chapter 222 - 222 218 Marks
- Chapter 221 - 221 217 Do Brother a Favor
- Chapter 220 - 220 216 Dont Cause Trouble
- Chapter 219 - 219 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head_2
- Chapter 218 - 218 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head
- Chapter 217 - 217 214 How Are These Two Here
- Chapter 216 - 216 213 Too Foolish or Too Bold
- Chapter 215 - 215 212 Little Buddy_2
- Chapter 214 - 214 212 Little Companions
- Chapter 213 - 213 211 Are You the Clown Invited by the
- Chapter 212 - 212 210 The Ambusher
- Chapter 211 - 211 209 Exclusive Private Room
- Chapter 210 - 210 208 The Fate of Big and Little Rice
- Chapter 209 - 209 207 Choosing a Kitten_2
- Chapter 208 - 208 207 Picking a Kitten
- Chapter 207 - 207 206 Luck This Thing
- Chapter 206 - 206 205 Saving People
- Chapter 205 - 205 204 Different Buyers
- Chapter 204 - 204 203 Why Her
- Chapter 203 - 203 202 Encountered Evil_2
- Chapter 202 - 202 202 The Collision with Evil
- Chapter 201 - 201 201 Tacit Understanding
- Chapter 200 - 200 200 That Cat Was Playing Her
- Chapter 199 - 199 199 Gu Family
- Chapter 198 - 198 198 Da Mi and Xiao Mi
- Chapter 197 - 197 197 Peanuts
- Chapter 196 - 196 196 Is it yours
- Chapter 195 - 195 195 Well-Intentioned
- Chapter 194 - 194 194 The Divine Beast Comes
- Chapter 193 - 193 193 Rare to Have Such a Cat
- Chapter 192 - 192 192 Uncertain Factors
- Chapter 191 - 191 191 Feeling Really Great
- Chapter 190 - 190 190 Be nicer to that Black Cat
- Chapter 189 - 189 189 Cats Fantasy
- Chapter 188 - 188 188 You Dare to Throw I Dare to Pick Up
- Chapter 187 - 187 187 The Old Man Who Plays the Erhu
- Chapter 186 - 186 186 Bad Temper
- Chapter 185 - 185 185 The Curtain Falls
- Chapter 184 - 184 184
- Chapter 183 - 183 183 Ive Been Waiting for You
- Chapter 182 - 182 182 If Theres Anger It Must Be Ventilated
- Chapter 181 - 181 181
- Chapter 180 - 180 180 Beat Them Up First
- Chapter 179 - 179 179 The Thief is a Cat
- Chapter 178 - 178 178 You Dare to Pretend with Me
- Chapter 177 - 177 177 The Roadblocker
- Chapter 176 - 176 176 Just Relying on This Thing
- Chapter 175 - 175 175 Relying on a Mountain
- Chapter 174 - 174 174 Helpless to See the Flowers Fall Feels
- Chapter 173 - 173 173 Lin
- Chapter 172 - 172 172 This Thing is Very Familiar
- Chapter 171 - 171 171 Unlucky Stalker
- Chapter 170 - 170 170
- Chapter 169 - 169 169 You Dont Recognize It
- Chapter 168 - 168 168 Slip Away Front Stay Behind
- Chapter 167 - 167 167
- Chapter 166: It's Hard Being A Cat
- Chapter 165: What Does That Cat Want?
- Chapter 164: And The Show Begins
- Chapter 163: That Room
- Chapter 162: Pick The Lock?
- Chapter 161: As A Cat, I Feel Sad
- Chapter 160: Revenge Is A Natural Instinct
- Chapter 159: Zheng Tan Is A Cat
- Chapter 158: Hello Neighbor
- Chapter 157: Friend Of The Ladies'
- Chapter 156: Keep Demons At Bay? F*ck That!
- Chapter 155: Are You Serious?
- Chapter 154: Cats Are Idiots
- Chapter 153: Do You Know A Cat's Pain?
- Chapter 152: Spring Is A Lovely Season
- Chapter 151: Crossed The Line
- Chapter 150: Findings
- Chapter 149: Catfather
- Chapter 148: His Ending
- Chapter 147: Chen Zhe
- Chapter 146: Lai Er
- Chapter 145: Good Or Bad?
- Chapter 144: There's Something Off About That Man
- Chapter 143: Right-Handed? Left-Handed?
- Chapter 142: A Black Cat At The Door
- Chapter 141: I Faked It All
- Chapter 140: Fate
- Chapter 139: New Years And Red Pockets
- Chapter 138: The Revenge Of A Cat
- Chapter 137: Kids And Fire Crackers
- Chapter 136: Chapters of the Past
- Chapter 135: This Wasn't The Same Cat
- Chapter 134: Same Accent, Different Person
- Chapter 133: Go For A Ride
- Chapter 132: Nothing To Do But Cry
- Chapter 131: Cosmic Velocity
- Chapter 130: Swallows and Swans
- Chapter 129: What Did He Do To Deserve That?
- Chapter 128: A Hero
- Chapter 127: When Cats Run Into Thieves
- Chapter 126: Car Models
- Chapter 125: The People In the Old Building
- Chapter 124: When Can He Get His Own Car?
- Chapter 123: A Big Client? A Kid?
- Chapter 122: Peeing
- Chapter 121: It's Father is a Cat?
- Chapter 120: Combat Capability Leaderboard
- Chapter 119: 100% Organic
- Chapter 118: A Very Noisy Parrot
- Chapter 117: What Had He Missed?
- Chapter 116: The Cat On The Commander's Post
- Chapter 115: Lead The Way
- Chapter 114: Jiao Yuan, Your Cat
- Chapter 113: Study Hard And Improve Every Day
- Chapter 112: That Weird Child
- Chapter 111: Checking Out The Middle School
- Chapter 110: The Unattainable Six Pack
- Chapter 109: The Untouchable Cats And Dogs
- Chapter 108: Need To Let Off Steam
- Chapter 107: The Pain Of Not Having Whiskers
- Chapter 106: My Whiskers!
- Chapter 105: Kick!
- Chapter 104: Time To Cause Trouble
- Chapter 103: The Cat Ran Away
- Chapter 102: His Life Was Depressing
- Chapter 101: The Party
- Chapter 100: Why Did You Bring The Cat?
- Chapter 99: Your Cat Daddy Is Buying A Car
- Chapter 98: Relying On The Cat
- Chapter 97: We Got To Talk
- Chapter 96: Got A Problem? Better Call Charcoal!
- Chapter 95: The Four Musketeers At Military Training
- Chapter 94: Cat Tree
- Chapter 93: Everyone Knew Charcoal
- Chapter 92: How F*cking Embarassing
- Chapter 91: Duke
- Chapter 90: The Women's Room? Got To Do What You Got To Do
- Chapter 89: Backbone Sahara, Backbone
- Chapter 88: Let's Go Swimming
- Chapter 87: Super cat
- Chapter 86: The Large Cat Wanted To Stay
- Chapter 85: The Cat From Hell (3)
- Chapter 84: The Cat From Hell (2)
- Chapter 83: The Cat From Hell (1)
- Chapter 82: Mr. Tree-Hole
- Chapter 81: Come Say Hello
- Chapter 80: Success
- Chapter 79: The Contact Was A Cat?
- Chapter 78: What a Dumb Cat
- Chapter 77: Time For Hair and Makeup
- Chapter 76: Kitty Zhuo
- Chapter 75: Was The Buddha A Cat Person?
- Chapter 74: It Would Scare People
- Chapter 73: This Cat...
- Chapter 72: It Was Their Own Doing
- Chapter 71: Bringing a Cat To The Club
- Chapter 70: No Need to Kneel
- Chapter 69: I'll Take You Out For Some Fun
- Chapter 68: Hurray For The Men Who Catsit For Their Ladies
- Chapter 67: Check the Blinds Before 'Doing' Things
- Chapter 66: So You Simply Used Mr. Fang
- Chapter 65: It was that jerk!
- Chapter 64: I didn't kick the balls
- Chapter 63: Robbery
- Chapter 62: Young man, want to collaborate?
- Chapter 61: This dumbass street performance
- Chapter 60: His head must have been kicked by a donkey
- Chapter 59: Want to play with the phone? Here it is, go ahead
- Chapter 58: This definitely ain't true love
- Chapter 57: How many legs does a cat walk with?
- Chapter 56: Zheng Tan, you are such an idiot!
- Chapter 55: Buddy, hand me the cat tag!
- Chapter 54: Heading to the Southern City
- Chapter 53: Escaping "the den of monsters"
- Chapter 52: Charcoal has really been kidnapped
- Chapter 51: The cat thief
- Chapter 50: Cat trap, the courtyard has livened up again
- Chapter 49: Careful about that cat
- Chapter 48: Senior, your kidney
- Chapter 47: No sense of shame!
- Chapter 46: A Cat Is Watching You
- Chapter 45: Thief?
- Chapter 44: This Black Cat Is Special
- Chapter 43: A Missing Bottle of Liquor
- Chapter 42: That Sahara Guy Is Asking for a Beating!
- Chapter 41: Charcoal, What Happened to You?
- Chapter 40: How About a Meow?
- Chapter 39: Just Won't Let You Touch Me
- Chapter 38: Private Cat Property, No Entry for Outside Cats
- Chapter 37: I’m Answering Questions, Not Leaking the Test
- Chapter 36: A Cat that Survived On the Streets
- Chapter 35: Catzilla – The She-male of the World of Cats
- Chapter 34: Nice Work Painting Soybeans and Peas
- Chapter 33: A Chesty Foreign Visitor is Coming This Way
- Chapter 32: It can't be because of the cat
- Chapter 31: Charcoal, Did You Do Something Again?
- Chapter 30: Every School Had One or Two ‘PhD’ Roads
- Chapter 29: What Are You Looking At
- Chapter 28: Your Li Yuanba is Pregnant
- Chapter 27: Who Knows What Cats Are Thinking
- Chapter 26: Bite My Ear If You Dare
- Chapter 25: Owed The Cat a Favor
- Chapter 24: The Guy On the Motorcycle Has A Cat On His Back
- Chapter 23: You Need Five Tries to Wake a Cat
- Chapter 22: Motion Sickness Pills Can Be Deadly
- Chapter 21: There Are Five Genders
- Chapter 20: Good Boy, Mighty
- Chapter 19: The Thieves Are On the Move Again
- Chapter 18: Charcoal, Help Out at Home
- Chapter 17: A Call From The Cat
- Chapter 16: The Fat Cat Can Jump
- Chapter 15: What Did You Do Now, Charcoal?
- Chapter 14: So Nepenthe is Daylily?
- Chapter 13: Kids These Days
- Chapter 12: Fleas are the Worst
- Chapter 11: Act cute? Hell no!
- Chapter 10: Hey! Hey…F*ck
- Chapter 9: Boss, Did Your Cat Run Away?
- Chapter 8: Be a Good Boy When Home Alone
- Chapter 7: Can’t Eat the Guinea Pig
- Chapter 6: The Four Musketeers and the Parrot with Everything
- Chapter 5: Fantasuperaculous
- Chapter 4: You Can Do It, Charcoal
- Chapter 3: This Is How You Teach a Cat
- Chapter 2: Can I Borrow Your Cat
- Chapter 1: Everything Happens for the Best