Chapter 138: The Revenge Of A Cat
Grandma Jiao didn’t mind the kids letting the cat play with firecrackers. They were in their yard after all and only family members could see them. If other people saw this scene, they might cause trouble.
In the village, people liked smart animals, but being too smart wasn’t good.
Grandma Jiao said so to Papa Jiao and he told the kids to be careful.
Zheng Tan was satisfied with just trying it out. He didn’t need to play with firecrackers.
“Hey, dad, is the dog having stomach issues?”
Papa Jiao pointed at the dog’s poop under the grape vines.
“Stomach issues?” Grandpa Jiao came over. “It appears so.”
The dog was having diarrhea. However, the big yellow dog appeared quite lively and was happily waiting for food to fall on the ground.
“Don’t worry about it. He’s probably having digestion problems because he ate too many random things,” Grandpa Jiao said.
This was how people in the village raised animals. Cats and dogs often ate what humans ate and the villagers never bothered to make sure their food wouldn’t hurt animals. Most of the pets here didn’t get to die a normal death. People often stole cats and dogs to sell to restaurants. Cats weren’t worth much and were often left to survive on their own. In short, animal lives weren’t worth anything around here. People needed to worry about their own lives. In comparison, Grandpa Jiao was a very good dog owner.
“Should we not chain him there?” Papa Jiao asked. If the dog was leashed in the kitchen he would always be able to find food. Grandma Jiao was frying meatballs and if her hand shook again, the dog would be in for a treat.
“He whines if I lock him in the house. Let him go outside and play. He’ll be back by lunchtime. Most of the dogs in the village are like that.”
“Aren’t you afraid someone will steal him?”
“No one steals dogs during the day and Lucky won’t go far. He’ll stay in the village and there are people everywhere. We need to lock him in at night but he’ll be fine wandering around on his own during the daytime.”
Grandpa Jiao pushed the dog, who stubbornly wanted to stay in the kitchen, out of the gate. “Go play. Come back before lunch.”
The dog wanted to squeeze back inside but Grandpa Jiao blocked the door. He realized he wasn’t getting back inside and left after barking a few times.
“Won’t he be upset?” Papa Jiao asked.
“He wouldn’t dare! You’ll know when lunch is ready.” Grandpa Jiao shook his head. “He isn’t like the pets you guys have in the city. I heard someone say pets can harbor resentment. What’s Charcoal like? How’s his temper?”
“…He’s…OK.” Papa Jiao managed to squeeze out the words. He thought for a second then added, “He treats his family well.”
Jiao Yuan and Youzi were making dumplings with Mama Jiao. They had helped before and could at least make dumplings that looked the way they were supposed to.
Zheng Tan was bored so he followed the dog out. He wanted to see if Lucky would get lost.
“You’re going to let him out like that?” Grandpa Jiao pointed at Charcoal.
“Don’t worry, Charcoal’s very smart.”
Zheng Tan jumped off the fence and followed the dog. He kept an eye out for unfamiliar dogs. Dogs were often allowed to run around freely here and not all of them were friendly towards cats.
Lucky seemed familiar with the road around the village. He followed the smell of food. He knew which family would give him things to eat and which families wouldn’t. Animals were much smarter than people realized.
A cat who was sun bathing on top of a barrel opened one eye to look at Lucky but didn’t move. When Lucky left, it went back to sleep.
Lucky kept collecting food. Zheng Tan almost admired him. He was thick-skinned and smart. These two qualities guaranteed he never went hungry.
Suddenly, he heard barking. The barking had a warning tone to it. It was the kind of barking aimed at danger.
Zheng Tan looked up and saw Lucky baring his teeth at a man.
The man was ugly but he gave off the aura of a rascal. He did not leave a good first impression.
He had a toothpick in his mouth and was shaking his leg. He wasn’t at all afraid when Lucky barked at him. He picked up a brick and threw it at Lucky. He used all his might and Lucky would probably have broken a few bones if he was hit.
Thankfully, Lucky ran away in time. The brick scraped the fur on his back but didn’t hit him.
No wonder Lucky treated the man that way. He obviously wasn’t a nice man.
Zheng Tan looked around. People obviously saw what had happened but none of them wanted to stand up against this man for a dog.
The toothpick man gave up on bullying Lucky. He pulled his jacket tighter and left looking very proud of himself.
Lucky didn’t relax until the man was finally out of sight. This probably wasn’t their first encounter.
Zheng Tan heard a child crying. The toothpick man took a child’s firecracker and threw it into a vegetable patch.
People starting murmuring, but still, no one came up to stop him.
Zheng Tan twitched his ears. He decided not to intervene as well. Papa Jiao had told him to lay low.
It was almost lunchtime and Lucky turned to go home. Zheng Tan was amazed at his sense of time. He didn’t have a watch and none of the families around were eating yet. No one told him it was lunchtime.
Lucky looked excited on his way home. Apparently, Grandpa Jiao was right. He wasn’t harboring any resentment.
Zheng Tan followed him. He saw Lucky enter the yard. Then the dog suddenly ran out and started barking furiously.
Zheng Tan entered the house and caught the toothpick man taking a piece of fried fish out of Youzi’s hand.
F*ck him!
Zheng Tan was furious. If Papa Jiao hadn’t come over he would have slapped the man.
It was none of his business if this man bullied other children but he couldn’t stand it if the man bullied his family.
Lucky had gone straight to the kitchen when he came home. Youzi saw him and knew Zheng Tan was probably back too. She had picked up a piece of fried fish to bring to him when she ran into the toothpick man. He took the fish from her.
Youzi was glaring at this stranger. She did not like him one bit. She was considering throwing her chopsticks at him.
Grandpa Jiao was angry as well. He picked up a shoulder pole and chased the man out of the house.
The man kept yelling. “I heard professors like brother Mingsheng work on projects that are at least worth millions. I just wanted to see what millionaires look like. What are you doing?”
“Stop bullsh*tting! The money is for research. If you keep blabbering I’ll take you to the police station.” Grandpa Jiao wanted to beat the man.
The villagers cared a great deal about seniority in the family. He could bully people his own age or younger than him, but he didn’t dare touch the elders. That would be inviting the fury of the whole village. He would get a beating and would end up at the police station.
Though Grandpa Jiao had chased the man away, Zheng Tan was still upset. He wanted revenge. It was New Year’s Eve tomorrow and he decided not to cause trouble just yet. He would wait a few days.
People had dinner early in the village. There weren’t many entertainment activities at night and people were used to going to bed early. However, people were busy with New Years preparation and bedtime was pushed back slightly.
A family’s pig had piglets and Grandpa Jiao took Jiao Yuan with him to check it out. Youzi didn’t want to go and was watching TV with Mama Jiao.
Zheng Tan was curious too so he went with Jiao Yuan.
Grandpa Jiao took a shortcut. Zheng Tan followed behind him then suddenly he heard something. He stopped and traced the voice to an alleyway. He saw the toothpick man smoking and talking to someone on his cellphone. He was bragging about stealing a box of ‘torpedos’ from the local supermarket. He tried them out and was planning to sell the box to children tomorrow at a higher price.
“Anyway. Got to go. I want to take a sh*t.”
The man pocketed his phone. He flicked his cigarette on the floor then went into the washroom while humming.
The tip of Zheng Tan’s tail swayed from side to side. He went over.
This opportunity to exact revenge on the toothpick man was more important than piglets.
He went into the toothpick man’s house and found the pack of ‘torpedos’ in his room. He opened the box and took out two. He then ran to the washroom.
It was dark outside and no one noticed a cat walking on his hind legs. The toothpick man’s family was all inside watching TV and didn’t realize there was an intruding cat.
Most of the washrooms in the village were just an area fenced in by brick walls behind the house. There was usually a potty that was half in the washroom and half outside so the villagers could use the natural fertilizer for crops. Zheng Tan was planning to use this structure to exact his revenge.
He picked up the cigarette the toothpick man threw on the ground and quietly went to the washroom.
He recalled how the kid lit the firecracker and lit the fuse. He threw it into the washroom and ran away as fast as he could. He remembered how the kid got water all over himself.
When he was some distance away, he hid behind some hay and heard a bang inside the washroom.
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Chapters
- Chapter 328 - 328 321 The Unexpected Red Envelope
- Chapter 327 - 327 320 New Years Money From the Cat
- Chapter 326 - 326 319 The Donkey Cart
- Chapter 325 - 325 318 The Cat in a Vest
- Chapter 324 - 324 317 Snow Disaster
- Chapter 323 - 323 316 Problematic Girl
- Chapter 322 - 322 315 Please Call Me the Red Scarf
- Chapter 321 - 321 314 Thank You Gift (Three Updates)
- Chapter 320 - 320 313 Fierce (Second Update)
- Chapter 319 - 319 312 Exposure (Part 1)
- Chapter 318 - 318 311 Not an Illusion
- Chapter 317 - 317 310 Young Master Xiao
- Chapter 316 - 316 309
- Chapter 315 - 315 308 Coming to See the Arctic Cat
- Chapter 314 - 314 307
- Chapter 313 - 313 306
- Chapter 312 - 312 305 Dedication to Art
- Chapter 311 - 311 304 Joint Performance
- Chapter 310 - 310 303 Seeking to Perform
- Chapter 309 - 309 302 Undermining the Foundation
- Chapter 308 - 308 301 The Photo
- Chapter 307 - 307 300 Identical
- Chapter 306 - 306 299 Cell Phone Charm
- Chapter 305 - 305 298 Gem Level
- Chapter 304 - 304 297 Scare You to Death
- Chapter 303 - 303 296 The Cat by the Pond
- Chapter 302 - 302 295 Boss Cai
- Chapter 301 - 301 294 Youre Welcome
- Chapter 300 - 300 293
- Chapter 299 - 299 292 Your Lucky Cat was scared away by that dog
- Chapter 298 - 298 291 Cut Ear
- Chapter 297 - 297 290 Old Friend
- Chapter 296 - 296 289 Return to the South
- Chapter 295 - 295 288 Domestic Violence
- Chapter 294 - 294 287 Leading the Way
- Chapter 293 - 293 286 Advertisement Text Message
- Chapter 292 - 292 285 A Gentle Needle
- Chapter 291 - 291 284 You Are Sick
- Chapter 290 - 290 283 Demonic Barrier
- Chapter 289 - 289 282 Orchid
- Chapter 288 - 288 281
- Chapter 287 - 287 280 Crooked Idea
- Chapter 286 - 286 279 Invitation
- Chapter 285 - 285 278 All Cats Are Hua Crazy
- Chapter 284 - 284 277 Harassment Tactics
- Chapter 283 - 283 276 Not Going Back
- Chapter 282 - 282 275 Youzis Mom
- Chapter 281 - 281 274 Four 8s
- Chapter 280 - 280 273 68
- Chapter 279 - 279 272 Night Raid
- Chapter 278 - 278 271 It Really Is You
- Chapter 277 - 277 270 Swipe a Card Swipe a Cat
- Chapter 276 - 276 269 Triumph
- Chapter 275 - 275 268 Black is this Cat
- Chapter 274 - 274 267 Call the Police
- Chapter 273 - 273 266 The God-like Middle School Student
- Chapter 272 - 272 265 The Gentleman Thief
- Chapter 271 - 271 264 Theft Incident
- Chapter 270 - 270 263 The Wealthy Cat
- Chapter 269 - 269 262 Great Potential in Such Businesses
- Chapter 268 - 268 261 A Slap
- Chapter 267 - 267 260 Who Are You
- Chapter 266 - 266 259 Recharging Phone Credit is a Difficult
- Chapter 265 - 265 258 Mobile Phone
- Chapter 264 - 264 257 A Huge Gecko
- Chapter 263 - 263 256 Bad Guy
- Chapter 262 - 262 255
- Chapter 261 - 261 254 Mr. Jiao Truly Is Awesome
- Chapter 260 - 260 253 Your Cat Has Given Birth to Kittens
- Chapter 259 - 259 252 Just Ran Away Like That
- Chapter 258 - 258 251 The Familiar Cat
- Chapter 257 - 257 250 Tenant
- Chapter 256 - 256 249 Leveling Up by Killing Monsters
- Chapter 255 - 255 248 Does this kind of accidental event
- Chapter 254 - 254 247 A Drop of Blood Worth Ten Thousand
- Chapter 253 - 253 246 Being Watched
- Chapter 252 - 252 245 Its a commendation but also a
- Chapter 251 - 251 244 Return to Base
- Chapter 250 - 250 243 Red Rat
- Chapter 249 - 249 242 Cat Swarm
- Chapter 248 - 248 241 Date with a Girl
- Chapter 247 - 247 240 Fire
- Chapter 246 - 246 239 The Cat in the Night
- Chapter 245 - 245 238 Specimens in the Natural History
- Chapter 244 - 244 237
- Chapter 243 - 243 236 The Boss is Back
- Chapter 242 - 242 235 Strategic Scientist
- Chapter 241 - 241 234 Group Photo
- Chapter 240 - 240 233 Living BC
- Chapter 239 - 239 232 Seeing Da Mi Again
- Chapter 238 - 238 231 Event Venue
- Chapter 237 - 237 230 Invitation
- Chapter 236 - 236 229 Why Bother Arguing with a Cat
- Chapter 235 - 235 228 Four Cuckoo Calls
- Chapter 234 - 234 227 Are You Freaking Kidding Me
- Chapter 233 - 233 226 Enemies on a Narrow Road
- Chapter 232 - 232 225 Attend to
- Chapter 231 - 231 224 Advanced Scammer_2
- Chapter 230 - 230 224 Advanced Scammer
- Chapter 229 - 229 223 The Black Cat on the Wall
- Chapter 228 - 228 222 Cat Car
- Chapter 227 - 227 221 How Are You Two Here_2
- Chapter 226 - 226 221 How are you two here
- Chapter 225 - 225 220 The Bound Person_2
- Chapter 224 - 224 220 The Bound Person
- Chapter 223 - 223 219 Stand By
- Chapter 222 - 222 218 Marks
- Chapter 221 - 221 217 Do Brother a Favor
- Chapter 220 - 220 216 Dont Cause Trouble
- Chapter 219 - 219 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head_2
- Chapter 218 - 218 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head
- Chapter 217 - 217 214 How Are These Two Here
- Chapter 216 - 216 213 Too Foolish or Too Bold
- Chapter 215 - 215 212 Little Buddy_2
- Chapter 214 - 214 212 Little Companions
- Chapter 213 - 213 211 Are You the Clown Invited by the
- Chapter 212 - 212 210 The Ambusher
- Chapter 211 - 211 209 Exclusive Private Room
- Chapter 210 - 210 208 The Fate of Big and Little Rice
- Chapter 209 - 209 207 Choosing a Kitten_2
- Chapter 208 - 208 207 Picking a Kitten
- Chapter 207 - 207 206 Luck This Thing
- Chapter 206 - 206 205 Saving People
- Chapter 205 - 205 204 Different Buyers
- Chapter 204 - 204 203 Why Her
- Chapter 203 - 203 202 Encountered Evil_2
- Chapter 202 - 202 202 The Collision with Evil
- Chapter 201 - 201 201 Tacit Understanding
- Chapter 200 - 200 200 That Cat Was Playing Her
- Chapter 199 - 199 199 Gu Family
- Chapter 198 - 198 198 Da Mi and Xiao Mi
- Chapter 197 - 197 197 Peanuts
- Chapter 196 - 196 196 Is it yours
- Chapter 195 - 195 195 Well-Intentioned
- Chapter 194 - 194 194 The Divine Beast Comes
- Chapter 193 - 193 193 Rare to Have Such a Cat
- Chapter 192 - 192 192 Uncertain Factors
- Chapter 191 - 191 191 Feeling Really Great
- Chapter 190 - 190 190 Be nicer to that Black Cat
- Chapter 189 - 189 189 Cats Fantasy
- Chapter 188 - 188 188 You Dare to Throw I Dare to Pick Up
- Chapter 187 - 187 187 The Old Man Who Plays the Erhu
- Chapter 186 - 186 186 Bad Temper
- Chapter 185 - 185 185 The Curtain Falls
- Chapter 184 - 184 184
- Chapter 183 - 183 183 Ive Been Waiting for You
- Chapter 182 - 182 182 If Theres Anger It Must Be Ventilated
- Chapter 181 - 181 181
- Chapter 180 - 180 180 Beat Them Up First
- Chapter 179 - 179 179 The Thief is a Cat
- Chapter 178 - 178 178 You Dare to Pretend with Me
- Chapter 177 - 177 177 The Roadblocker
- Chapter 176 - 176 176 Just Relying on This Thing
- Chapter 175 - 175 175 Relying on a Mountain
- Chapter 174 - 174 174 Helpless to See the Flowers Fall Feels
- Chapter 173 - 173 173 Lin
- Chapter 172 - 172 172 This Thing is Very Familiar
- Chapter 171 - 171 171 Unlucky Stalker
- Chapter 170 - 170 170
- Chapter 169 - 169 169 You Dont Recognize It
- Chapter 168 - 168 168 Slip Away Front Stay Behind
- Chapter 167 - 167 167
- Chapter 166: It's Hard Being A Cat
- Chapter 165: What Does That Cat Want?
- Chapter 164: And The Show Begins
- Chapter 163: That Room
- Chapter 162: Pick The Lock?
- Chapter 161: As A Cat, I Feel Sad
- Chapter 160: Revenge Is A Natural Instinct
- Chapter 159: Zheng Tan Is A Cat
- Chapter 158: Hello Neighbor
- Chapter 157: Friend Of The Ladies'
- Chapter 156: Keep Demons At Bay? F*ck That!
- Chapter 155: Are You Serious?
- Chapter 154: Cats Are Idiots
- Chapter 153: Do You Know A Cat's Pain?
- Chapter 152: Spring Is A Lovely Season
- Chapter 151: Crossed The Line
- Chapter 150: Findings
- Chapter 149: Catfather
- Chapter 148: His Ending
- Chapter 147: Chen Zhe
- Chapter 146: Lai Er
- Chapter 145: Good Or Bad?
- Chapter 144: There's Something Off About That Man
- Chapter 143: Right-Handed? Left-Handed?
- Chapter 142: A Black Cat At The Door
- Chapter 141: I Faked It All
- Chapter 140: Fate
- Chapter 139: New Years And Red Pockets
- Chapter 138: The Revenge Of A Cat
- Chapter 137: Kids And Fire Crackers
- Chapter 136: Chapters of the Past
- Chapter 135: This Wasn't The Same Cat
- Chapter 134: Same Accent, Different Person
- Chapter 133: Go For A Ride
- Chapter 132: Nothing To Do But Cry
- Chapter 131: Cosmic Velocity
- Chapter 130: Swallows and Swans
- Chapter 129: What Did He Do To Deserve That?
- Chapter 128: A Hero
- Chapter 127: When Cats Run Into Thieves
- Chapter 126: Car Models
- Chapter 125: The People In the Old Building
- Chapter 124: When Can He Get His Own Car?
- Chapter 123: A Big Client? A Kid?
- Chapter 122: Peeing
- Chapter 121: It's Father is a Cat?
- Chapter 120: Combat Capability Leaderboard
- Chapter 119: 100% Organic
- Chapter 118: A Very Noisy Parrot
- Chapter 117: What Had He Missed?
- Chapter 116: The Cat On The Commander's Post
- Chapter 115: Lead The Way
- Chapter 114: Jiao Yuan, Your Cat
- Chapter 113: Study Hard And Improve Every Day
- Chapter 112: That Weird Child
- Chapter 111: Checking Out The Middle School
- Chapter 110: The Unattainable Six Pack
- Chapter 109: The Untouchable Cats And Dogs
- Chapter 108: Need To Let Off Steam
- Chapter 107: The Pain Of Not Having Whiskers
- Chapter 106: My Whiskers!
- Chapter 105: Kick!
- Chapter 104: Time To Cause Trouble
- Chapter 103: The Cat Ran Away
- Chapter 102: His Life Was Depressing
- Chapter 101: The Party
- Chapter 100: Why Did You Bring The Cat?
- Chapter 99: Your Cat Daddy Is Buying A Car
- Chapter 98: Relying On The Cat
- Chapter 97: We Got To Talk
- Chapter 96: Got A Problem? Better Call Charcoal!
- Chapter 95: The Four Musketeers At Military Training
- Chapter 94: Cat Tree
- Chapter 93: Everyone Knew Charcoal
- Chapter 92: How F*cking Embarassing
- Chapter 91: Duke
- Chapter 90: The Women's Room? Got To Do What You Got To Do
- Chapter 89: Backbone Sahara, Backbone
- Chapter 88: Let's Go Swimming
- Chapter 87: Super cat
- Chapter 86: The Large Cat Wanted To Stay
- Chapter 85: The Cat From Hell (3)
- Chapter 84: The Cat From Hell (2)
- Chapter 83: The Cat From Hell (1)
- Chapter 82: Mr. Tree-Hole
- Chapter 81: Come Say Hello
- Chapter 80: Success
- Chapter 79: The Contact Was A Cat?
- Chapter 78: What a Dumb Cat
- Chapter 77: Time For Hair and Makeup
- Chapter 76: Kitty Zhuo
- Chapter 75: Was The Buddha A Cat Person?
- Chapter 74: It Would Scare People
- Chapter 73: This Cat...
- Chapter 72: It Was Their Own Doing
- Chapter 71: Bringing a Cat To The Club
- Chapter 70: No Need to Kneel
- Chapter 69: I'll Take You Out For Some Fun
- Chapter 68: Hurray For The Men Who Catsit For Their Ladies
- Chapter 67: Check the Blinds Before 'Doing' Things
- Chapter 66: So You Simply Used Mr. Fang
- Chapter 65: It was that jerk!
- Chapter 64: I didn't kick the balls
- Chapter 63: Robbery
- Chapter 62: Young man, want to collaborate?
- Chapter 61: This dumbass street performance
- Chapter 60: His head must have been kicked by a donkey
- Chapter 59: Want to play with the phone? Here it is, go ahead
- Chapter 58: This definitely ain't true love
- Chapter 57: How many legs does a cat walk with?
- Chapter 56: Zheng Tan, you are such an idiot!
- Chapter 55: Buddy, hand me the cat tag!
- Chapter 54: Heading to the Southern City
- Chapter 53: Escaping "the den of monsters"
- Chapter 52: Charcoal has really been kidnapped
- Chapter 51: The cat thief
- Chapter 50: Cat trap, the courtyard has livened up again
- Chapter 49: Careful about that cat
- Chapter 48: Senior, your kidney
- Chapter 47: No sense of shame!
- Chapter 46: A Cat Is Watching You
- Chapter 45: Thief?
- Chapter 44: This Black Cat Is Special
- Chapter 43: A Missing Bottle of Liquor
- Chapter 42: That Sahara Guy Is Asking for a Beating!
- Chapter 41: Charcoal, What Happened to You?
- Chapter 40: How About a Meow?
- Chapter 39: Just Won't Let You Touch Me
- Chapter 38: Private Cat Property, No Entry for Outside Cats
- Chapter 37: I’m Answering Questions, Not Leaking the Test
- Chapter 36: A Cat that Survived On the Streets
- Chapter 35: Catzilla – The She-male of the World of Cats
- Chapter 34: Nice Work Painting Soybeans and Peas
- Chapter 33: A Chesty Foreign Visitor is Coming This Way
- Chapter 32: It can't be because of the cat
- Chapter 31: Charcoal, Did You Do Something Again?
- Chapter 30: Every School Had One or Two ‘PhD’ Roads
- Chapter 29: What Are You Looking At
- Chapter 28: Your Li Yuanba is Pregnant
- Chapter 27: Who Knows What Cats Are Thinking
- Chapter 26: Bite My Ear If You Dare
- Chapter 25: Owed The Cat a Favor
- Chapter 24: The Guy On the Motorcycle Has A Cat On His Back
- Chapter 23: You Need Five Tries to Wake a Cat
- Chapter 22: Motion Sickness Pills Can Be Deadly
- Chapter 21: There Are Five Genders
- Chapter 20: Good Boy, Mighty
- Chapter 19: The Thieves Are On the Move Again
- Chapter 18: Charcoal, Help Out at Home
- Chapter 17: A Call From The Cat
- Chapter 16: The Fat Cat Can Jump
- Chapter 15: What Did You Do Now, Charcoal?
- Chapter 14: So Nepenthe is Daylily?
- Chapter 13: Kids These Days
- Chapter 12: Fleas are the Worst
- Chapter 11: Act cute? Hell no!
- Chapter 10: Hey! Hey…F*ck
- Chapter 9: Boss, Did Your Cat Run Away?
- Chapter 8: Be a Good Boy When Home Alone
- Chapter 7: Can’t Eat the Guinea Pig
- Chapter 6: The Four Musketeers and the Parrot with Everything
- Chapter 5: Fantasuperaculous
- Chapter 4: You Can Do It, Charcoal
- Chapter 3: This Is How You Teach a Cat
- Chapter 2: Can I Borrow Your Cat
- Chapter 1: Everything Happens for the Best