Chapter 281: Chapter 274: Four “8s Chapter 281: Chapter 274: Four “8s Zheng Tan had always felt that only academics could talk about things that would be considered hooliganism if said by others, without making the listener feel offended. Instead, the listener might think, “Wow, this person really has a broad range of knowledge.”
These people could turn something normal and nice into something utterly twisted and distasteful. What should have felt like youthful romance would somehow seem a bit horrifying. Now, he realized that it wasn’t just academics who used this trick; others could too, including Liu Ba.
This made Zheng Tan wonder if Liu Ba and the General entered society solely to take revenge. Hadn’t the student standing next to him been stupefied?
After snapping back to reality, the student chuckled awkwardly and said, “Ahem, I’ve always considered bees to be a very positive insect, as they always appear to the public in a positive light.”
“That’s true, some introductory books portray bees as hardworking creatures, but there are some facts in nature you have to accept,” said Liu Ba mysteriously as he shook his finger and continued, “I’ve always regarded bees as magical insects because the male bees in their colonies don’t have a father. Plus, they are born solely to mate with the Queen Bee. Never mind those who die after completing the task, those male bees that don’t get a chance to mate can enter any other beehive. They grow big and ‘handsome’, eat a lot, do no work, but when the seasons change and food becomes scarce, they are driven out of the hive by worker bees, then left in the wilderness to die and become food for ants and other insects. Thus, male bees were once given a very interesting name.”
“…What name?” The student absent-mindedly scratched his arm, as if he were scratching goosebumps.
Zheng Tan had a bad feeling.
“Tragic Playboy,” said Liu Ba. “So I’ve always wondered if the term ‘playboy’ might originate from the male bee.”
Zheng Tan: “…” He could never look at the term “playboy” the same way again! There was a time when Zheng Tan himself had been referred to as a “playboy.”
It’s best not to take things too seriously, for if you do, you’ve lost.
The student laughed dryly a couple of times, then stood up and patted his pants, “Um, they’re calling me. I’ll head over first!” After saying that, he sprinted away without inviting Liu Ba to join them.
Watching the departing figure, Liu Ba sighed, “He’s already scared away.”
Glancing around and seeing no one nearby, with the constant cheering from the soccer game on the sports field ensuring no one paid attention to them, Liu Ba turned his gaze to Zheng Tan who was yawning in a tree. This caused Zheng Tan, who was in the midst of yawning, to shudder and abruptly stop yawning.
“Heitan,” said Liu Ba looking at Zheng Tan, “Let’s continue the discussion we didn’t finish earlier.”
Zheng Tan: “…”
Liu Ba was probably in a bad mood. Whenever the General was in a bad mood, he would either chat with someone or simply go out to attract animosity. Liu Ba’s earlier remarks had already left Zheng Tan and the student, who had fled, with some psychological shadows regarding certain terms, so Zheng Tan was not at all interested in continuing the conversation.
Ignoring whatever Liu Ba was mumbling on about, Zheng Tan jumped down from the tree and walked away. He didn’t want to stick around to hear Liu Ba lash out at society.
Zheng Tan ran to a small grove, took out his phone to check for new messages, and sure enough, as soon as he turned it on, there were several messages, most of which were from Jing Gui. One was from an unknown number, and the last two were missed call notifications before powering on — the unknown number had called Zheng Tan twice, but his phone had been off.
Looking at the number, Zheng Tan noticed this strange mobile number contained four “8s,” and the sequence of those four “8s” was positioned exactly like the four “6s” in his own mobile number.
The first person Zheng Tan thought of was Zhang Dong, the second was someone related to Jing Gui.
After going through all the messages, Zheng Tan learned that Jing Gui had located the evidence they were looking for. As for Jing Gui’s inquiries about Zheng Tan’s identity, Zheng Tan glanced at them and passed by, uninterested in replying. The mobile number with four “8s” didn’t ask for Zheng Tan’s real identity, but instead asked, “Interested in one more companion?”
At first glance, it seemed like a mass message for hook-ups, casting a wide net to catch a big fish—something Zheng Tan had done before.
But upon further consideration, Zheng Tan felt something was off. The message spoke of “one more companion,” and after sending the text, followed up with two phone calls. If this wasn’t someone phishing or harboring a fetish for group activities, then this person knew about the activities Zheng Tan had previously used this number for.
To reply or not to reply?
Zheng Tan’s finger hovered over the reply button, but after a moment’s thought, he decided to let it be. He didn’t bother playing games; he simply turned off his phone and left. He knew that police interested in a previous case had once monitored him, but if this person wasn’t from the police, then who could it be? Generally speaking, those who use four “8s” are either wealthy or successful individuals, but Zheng Tan felt it wasn’t that kind of person.
Not long after, during a chat session with Jiao Yuan and others, Zheng Tan heard that the troublemaker involved in the milk tea powder case had offended someone. As for what happened to him, Jiao Yuan and the others speculated wildly, but the true circumstances remained unknown. Anyway, that guy never showed up again.
Since the problem kid had already fallen out of the picture and no longer posed a threat to Jiao Yuan and the others, Zheng Tan felt much more at ease.
One day, after installing a fully charged battery, Zheng Tan had just powered on his phone and hadn’t yet had a chance to look at the messages Jing Gui had sent when a call came through.
Looking at the screen displaying the number with four “8s,” just as Zheng Tan was about to press the reject button, he paused. He didn’t know whether to answer or hang up. He had too many guesses and wanted to identify the caller through this call, but also didn’t know how to communicate after picking up. Was he supposed to just yell?
The phone Zheng Tan had set to silent was continuously lit up. It didn’t take one call, and as soon as it stopped, another call came in, somewhat relentless in its pursuit.
By the fifth time the number called, Zheng Tan pressed the answer button. He was more curious about the caller’s identity, and even if the caller traced the phone’s location, Zheng Tan wasn’t worried. After all, he was just a cat now; no one would believe that a cat was the mastermind behind this number.
After the call was answered, neither side spoke but listened carefully to the background sounds coming through the phone.
Both locations were relatively quiet. Zheng Tan could occasionally hear birds chirping not far from where he was, while the other end seemed to have the sound of a computer fan.
About half a minute into the silence, just as Zheng Tan was about to hang up, the other party spoke.
“Interested in having another partner?”
Zheng Tan recognized the voice.
“My name is Liu Ba. I work in various industries and have a bit of a reputation in circles similar to private detectives. I think, with your skills, you should be able to check out,” he started by exposing his own identity to show sincerity. Seeing that Zheng Tan didn’t respond, Liu Ba continued, “I know your deeds. If you have something fun next time that’s difficult to handle, consider pulling me in. I guarantee good character, truly the conscience of the industry. You can ask my clients if you don’t believe me. The first job is free, and if it suits your taste, the price is negotiable. Actually, I don’t trust text messages on phones, prefer calls, or emails. Of course, if you still prefer to use text messages, that’s fine too.”
After a barrage of words from the other end, Liu Ba finally asked, “May I ask, how should I address you, sir?”
Zheng Tan’s whiskers above his eyes twitched, and he promptly pressed the disconnect button.
Address you my foot!
On the other end, Liu Ba, who was decisively hung up on by Zheng Tan, chuckled resignedly and said to Jing Gui, who had been silent beside him, “The person behind this number definitely has a bad temper.”
Liu Ba had no idea that it was his own bad impression during the few meetings with Zheng Tan on his side that made Zheng Tan uninterested in listening to Liu Ba’s nonsense. Zheng Tan used to think about asking Liu Ba for some tips; now, he thought better of it, never knowing when Liu Ba might be in a bad mood and tell him an animal story that would totally screw things up.
As for emails, Zheng Tan didn’t have an email account. Even if he did, he wouldn’t use email to contact Liu Ba. Although Zheng Tan’s computer skills were limited to some basic internet operations, he knew the internet was not a very reliable hiding place. Perhaps he’d send an email today, and by tomorrow, Liu Ba might show up at his doorstep.
Seek his help?
Zheng Tan didn’t think there was anything currently that required Liu Ba and Jing Gui’s assistance, the kind of private detectives they were.
Entanglement of a wealthy family? A family melodrama? Zheng Tan felt that was too far from the Jiao family.
After switching off his phone, Zheng Tan tidied up the tree hollow a bit, placing a desiccant bag and the phone into a bag. He wasn’t sure if this would help, but it was worth a try.
Emerging from the tree hollow, Zheng Tan stretched lazily. He jumped and ran around the woods for a while, stretching his limbs, then rested near a tree not far from the side gate, watching a guard play a game of fetch with his dog.
While watching, Zheng Tan’s gaze suddenly sharpened, and his eyes widened.
He saw a man and a woman walking in from the outside, the man being Mr. Jiao and the woman not being Jiao Ma.
If she were a colleague, that might be excusable, but Zheng Tan often visited the Life Science Institute and had never seen this woman before. Moreover, very few female professors at the institute dressed in such professional attire. She was quite good-looking, at least her makeup was well done. The two seemed like acquaintances.
Just when Zheng Tan thought there wouldn’t be a family melodrama unfolding, he started to feel nervous. Fortunately, he soon noticed that Jiao Fox’s expression was not very good, showing some alienation and serious dissatisfaction towards the woman.
Zheng Tan jumped down from the tree and stealthily moved closer to the roadside, using the trees as cover. He then perked up his ears to listen to what the two were discussing.
Just as he heard the word “Youzi,” a term sensitive to Zheng Tan, he kept a close watch on the woman, suddenly hearing someone shout:
“Heitan!”
Zheng Tan looking toward Mr. Jiao found that Mr. Jiao was looking right at him.
Professor Jiao, who was very unhappy with the person next to him, unwilling to even show his face, preferred to look at the trees beside him rather than this person. Unexpectedly, upon looking, he found his own cat son sneaking around behind a tree. Even if he was hiding, that cat’s tail wasn’t tucked away.
Having been exposed, Zheng Tan decided not to hide anymore and just followed the two people closely, openly eavesdropping! (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Qidian (qidian.com) to cast your recommendation votes and monthly tickets. Your support is my greatest motivation. Mobile users please visit m.qidian.com to read.)
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Chapters
- Chapter 328 - 328 321 The Unexpected Red Envelope
- Chapter 327 - 327 320 New Years Money From the Cat
- Chapter 326 - 326 319 The Donkey Cart
- Chapter 325 - 325 318 The Cat in a Vest
- Chapter 324 - 324 317 Snow Disaster
- Chapter 323 - 323 316 Problematic Girl
- Chapter 322 - 322 315 Please Call Me the Red Scarf
- Chapter 321 - 321 314 Thank You Gift (Three Updates)
- Chapter 320 - 320 313 Fierce (Second Update)
- Chapter 319 - 319 312 Exposure (Part 1)
- Chapter 318 - 318 311 Not an Illusion
- Chapter 317 - 317 310 Young Master Xiao
- Chapter 316 - 316 309
- Chapter 315 - 315 308 Coming to See the Arctic Cat
- Chapter 314 - 314 307
- Chapter 313 - 313 306
- Chapter 312 - 312 305 Dedication to Art
- Chapter 311 - 311 304 Joint Performance
- Chapter 310 - 310 303 Seeking to Perform
- Chapter 309 - 309 302 Undermining the Foundation
- Chapter 308 - 308 301 The Photo
- Chapter 307 - 307 300 Identical
- Chapter 306 - 306 299 Cell Phone Charm
- Chapter 305 - 305 298 Gem Level
- Chapter 304 - 304 297 Scare You to Death
- Chapter 303 - 303 296 The Cat by the Pond
- Chapter 302 - 302 295 Boss Cai
- Chapter 301 - 301 294 Youre Welcome
- Chapter 300 - 300 293
- Chapter 299 - 299 292 Your Lucky Cat was scared away by that dog
- Chapter 298 - 298 291 Cut Ear
- Chapter 297 - 297 290 Old Friend
- Chapter 296 - 296 289 Return to the South
- Chapter 295 - 295 288 Domestic Violence
- Chapter 294 - 294 287 Leading the Way
- Chapter 293 - 293 286 Advertisement Text Message
- Chapter 292 - 292 285 A Gentle Needle
- Chapter 291 - 291 284 You Are Sick
- Chapter 290 - 290 283 Demonic Barrier
- Chapter 289 - 289 282 Orchid
- Chapter 288 - 288 281
- Chapter 287 - 287 280 Crooked Idea
- Chapter 286 - 286 279 Invitation
- Chapter 285 - 285 278 All Cats Are Hua Crazy
- Chapter 284 - 284 277 Harassment Tactics
- Chapter 283 - 283 276 Not Going Back
- Chapter 282 - 282 275 Youzis Mom
- Chapter 281 - 281 274 Four 8s
- Chapter 280 - 280 273 68
- Chapter 279 - 279 272 Night Raid
- Chapter 278 - 278 271 It Really Is You
- Chapter 277 - 277 270 Swipe a Card Swipe a Cat
- Chapter 276 - 276 269 Triumph
- Chapter 275 - 275 268 Black is this Cat
- Chapter 274 - 274 267 Call the Police
- Chapter 273 - 273 266 The God-like Middle School Student
- Chapter 272 - 272 265 The Gentleman Thief
- Chapter 271 - 271 264 Theft Incident
- Chapter 270 - 270 263 The Wealthy Cat
- Chapter 269 - 269 262 Great Potential in Such Businesses
- Chapter 268 - 268 261 A Slap
- Chapter 267 - 267 260 Who Are You
- Chapter 266 - 266 259 Recharging Phone Credit is a Difficult
- Chapter 265 - 265 258 Mobile Phone
- Chapter 264 - 264 257 A Huge Gecko
- Chapter 263 - 263 256 Bad Guy
- Chapter 262 - 262 255
- Chapter 261 - 261 254 Mr. Jiao Truly Is Awesome
- Chapter 260 - 260 253 Your Cat Has Given Birth to Kittens
- Chapter 259 - 259 252 Just Ran Away Like That
- Chapter 258 - 258 251 The Familiar Cat
- Chapter 257 - 257 250 Tenant
- Chapter 256 - 256 249 Leveling Up by Killing Monsters
- Chapter 255 - 255 248 Does this kind of accidental event
- Chapter 254 - 254 247 A Drop of Blood Worth Ten Thousand
- Chapter 253 - 253 246 Being Watched
- Chapter 252 - 252 245 Its a commendation but also a
- Chapter 251 - 251 244 Return to Base
- Chapter 250 - 250 243 Red Rat
- Chapter 249 - 249 242 Cat Swarm
- Chapter 248 - 248 241 Date with a Girl
- Chapter 247 - 247 240 Fire
- Chapter 246 - 246 239 The Cat in the Night
- Chapter 245 - 245 238 Specimens in the Natural History
- Chapter 244 - 244 237
- Chapter 243 - 243 236 The Boss is Back
- Chapter 242 - 242 235 Strategic Scientist
- Chapter 241 - 241 234 Group Photo
- Chapter 240 - 240 233 Living BC
- Chapter 239 - 239 232 Seeing Da Mi Again
- Chapter 238 - 238 231 Event Venue
- Chapter 237 - 237 230 Invitation
- Chapter 236 - 236 229 Why Bother Arguing with a Cat
- Chapter 235 - 235 228 Four Cuckoo Calls
- Chapter 234 - 234 227 Are You Freaking Kidding Me
- Chapter 233 - 233 226 Enemies on a Narrow Road
- Chapter 232 - 232 225 Attend to
- Chapter 231 - 231 224 Advanced Scammer_2
- Chapter 230 - 230 224 Advanced Scammer
- Chapter 229 - 229 223 The Black Cat on the Wall
- Chapter 228 - 228 222 Cat Car
- Chapter 227 - 227 221 How Are You Two Here_2
- Chapter 226 - 226 221 How are you two here
- Chapter 225 - 225 220 The Bound Person_2
- Chapter 224 - 224 220 The Bound Person
- Chapter 223 - 223 219 Stand By
- Chapter 222 - 222 218 Marks
- Chapter 221 - 221 217 Do Brother a Favor
- Chapter 220 - 220 216 Dont Cause Trouble
- Chapter 219 - 219 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head_2
- Chapter 218 - 218 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head
- Chapter 217 - 217 214 How Are These Two Here
- Chapter 216 - 216 213 Too Foolish or Too Bold
- Chapter 215 - 215 212 Little Buddy_2
- Chapter 214 - 214 212 Little Companions
- Chapter 213 - 213 211 Are You the Clown Invited by the
- Chapter 212 - 212 210 The Ambusher
- Chapter 211 - 211 209 Exclusive Private Room
- Chapter 210 - 210 208 The Fate of Big and Little Rice
- Chapter 209 - 209 207 Choosing a Kitten_2
- Chapter 208 - 208 207 Picking a Kitten
- Chapter 207 - 207 206 Luck This Thing
- Chapter 206 - 206 205 Saving People
- Chapter 205 - 205 204 Different Buyers
- Chapter 204 - 204 203 Why Her
- Chapter 203 - 203 202 Encountered Evil_2
- Chapter 202 - 202 202 The Collision with Evil
- Chapter 201 - 201 201 Tacit Understanding
- Chapter 200 - 200 200 That Cat Was Playing Her
- Chapter 199 - 199 199 Gu Family
- Chapter 198 - 198 198 Da Mi and Xiao Mi
- Chapter 197 - 197 197 Peanuts
- Chapter 196 - 196 196 Is it yours
- Chapter 195 - 195 195 Well-Intentioned
- Chapter 194 - 194 194 The Divine Beast Comes
- Chapter 193 - 193 193 Rare to Have Such a Cat
- Chapter 192 - 192 192 Uncertain Factors
- Chapter 191 - 191 191 Feeling Really Great
- Chapter 190 - 190 190 Be nicer to that Black Cat
- Chapter 189 - 189 189 Cats Fantasy
- Chapter 188 - 188 188 You Dare to Throw I Dare to Pick Up
- Chapter 187 - 187 187 The Old Man Who Plays the Erhu
- Chapter 186 - 186 186 Bad Temper
- Chapter 185 - 185 185 The Curtain Falls
- Chapter 184 - 184 184
- Chapter 183 - 183 183 Ive Been Waiting for You
- Chapter 182 - 182 182 If Theres Anger It Must Be Ventilated
- Chapter 181 - 181 181
- Chapter 180 - 180 180 Beat Them Up First
- Chapter 179 - 179 179 The Thief is a Cat
- Chapter 178 - 178 178 You Dare to Pretend with Me
- Chapter 177 - 177 177 The Roadblocker
- Chapter 176 - 176 176 Just Relying on This Thing
- Chapter 175 - 175 175 Relying on a Mountain
- Chapter 174 - 174 174 Helpless to See the Flowers Fall Feels
- Chapter 173 - 173 173 Lin
- Chapter 172 - 172 172 This Thing is Very Familiar
- Chapter 171 - 171 171 Unlucky Stalker
- Chapter 170 - 170 170
- Chapter 169 - 169 169 You Dont Recognize It
- Chapter 168 - 168 168 Slip Away Front Stay Behind
- Chapter 167 - 167 167
- Chapter 166: It's Hard Being A Cat
- Chapter 165: What Does That Cat Want?
- Chapter 164: And The Show Begins
- Chapter 163: That Room
- Chapter 162: Pick The Lock?
- Chapter 161: As A Cat, I Feel Sad
- Chapter 160: Revenge Is A Natural Instinct
- Chapter 159: Zheng Tan Is A Cat
- Chapter 158: Hello Neighbor
- Chapter 157: Friend Of The Ladies'
- Chapter 156: Keep Demons At Bay? F*ck That!
- Chapter 155: Are You Serious?
- Chapter 154: Cats Are Idiots
- Chapter 153: Do You Know A Cat's Pain?
- Chapter 152: Spring Is A Lovely Season
- Chapter 151: Crossed The Line
- Chapter 150: Findings
- Chapter 149: Catfather
- Chapter 148: His Ending
- Chapter 147: Chen Zhe
- Chapter 146: Lai Er
- Chapter 145: Good Or Bad?
- Chapter 144: There's Something Off About That Man
- Chapter 143: Right-Handed? Left-Handed?
- Chapter 142: A Black Cat At The Door
- Chapter 141: I Faked It All
- Chapter 140: Fate
- Chapter 139: New Years And Red Pockets
- Chapter 138: The Revenge Of A Cat
- Chapter 137: Kids And Fire Crackers
- Chapter 136: Chapters of the Past
- Chapter 135: This Wasn't The Same Cat
- Chapter 134: Same Accent, Different Person
- Chapter 133: Go For A Ride
- Chapter 132: Nothing To Do But Cry
- Chapter 131: Cosmic Velocity
- Chapter 130: Swallows and Swans
- Chapter 129: What Did He Do To Deserve That?
- Chapter 128: A Hero
- Chapter 127: When Cats Run Into Thieves
- Chapter 126: Car Models
- Chapter 125: The People In the Old Building
- Chapter 124: When Can He Get His Own Car?
- Chapter 123: A Big Client? A Kid?
- Chapter 122: Peeing
- Chapter 121: It's Father is a Cat?
- Chapter 120: Combat Capability Leaderboard
- Chapter 119: 100% Organic
- Chapter 118: A Very Noisy Parrot
- Chapter 117: What Had He Missed?
- Chapter 116: The Cat On The Commander's Post
- Chapter 115: Lead The Way
- Chapter 114: Jiao Yuan, Your Cat
- Chapter 113: Study Hard And Improve Every Day
- Chapter 112: That Weird Child
- Chapter 111: Checking Out The Middle School
- Chapter 110: The Unattainable Six Pack
- Chapter 109: The Untouchable Cats And Dogs
- Chapter 108: Need To Let Off Steam
- Chapter 107: The Pain Of Not Having Whiskers
- Chapter 106: My Whiskers!
- Chapter 105: Kick!
- Chapter 104: Time To Cause Trouble
- Chapter 103: The Cat Ran Away
- Chapter 102: His Life Was Depressing
- Chapter 101: The Party
- Chapter 100: Why Did You Bring The Cat?
- Chapter 99: Your Cat Daddy Is Buying A Car
- Chapter 98: Relying On The Cat
- Chapter 97: We Got To Talk
- Chapter 96: Got A Problem? Better Call Charcoal!
- Chapter 95: The Four Musketeers At Military Training
- Chapter 94: Cat Tree
- Chapter 93: Everyone Knew Charcoal
- Chapter 92: How F*cking Embarassing
- Chapter 91: Duke
- Chapter 90: The Women's Room? Got To Do What You Got To Do
- Chapter 89: Backbone Sahara, Backbone
- Chapter 88: Let's Go Swimming
- Chapter 87: Super cat
- Chapter 86: The Large Cat Wanted To Stay
- Chapter 85: The Cat From Hell (3)
- Chapter 84: The Cat From Hell (2)
- Chapter 83: The Cat From Hell (1)
- Chapter 82: Mr. Tree-Hole
- Chapter 81: Come Say Hello
- Chapter 80: Success
- Chapter 79: The Contact Was A Cat?
- Chapter 78: What a Dumb Cat
- Chapter 77: Time For Hair and Makeup
- Chapter 76: Kitty Zhuo
- Chapter 75: Was The Buddha A Cat Person?
- Chapter 74: It Would Scare People
- Chapter 73: This Cat...
- Chapter 72: It Was Their Own Doing
- Chapter 71: Bringing a Cat To The Club
- Chapter 70: No Need to Kneel
- Chapter 69: I'll Take You Out For Some Fun
- Chapter 68: Hurray For The Men Who Catsit For Their Ladies
- Chapter 67: Check the Blinds Before 'Doing' Things
- Chapter 66: So You Simply Used Mr. Fang
- Chapter 65: It was that jerk!
- Chapter 64: I didn't kick the balls
- Chapter 63: Robbery
- Chapter 62: Young man, want to collaborate?
- Chapter 61: This dumbass street performance
- Chapter 60: His head must have been kicked by a donkey
- Chapter 59: Want to play with the phone? Here it is, go ahead
- Chapter 58: This definitely ain't true love
- Chapter 57: How many legs does a cat walk with?
- Chapter 56: Zheng Tan, you are such an idiot!
- Chapter 55: Buddy, hand me the cat tag!
- Chapter 54: Heading to the Southern City
- Chapter 53: Escaping "the den of monsters"
- Chapter 52: Charcoal has really been kidnapped
- Chapter 51: The cat thief
- Chapter 50: Cat trap, the courtyard has livened up again
- Chapter 49: Careful about that cat
- Chapter 48: Senior, your kidney
- Chapter 47: No sense of shame!
- Chapter 46: A Cat Is Watching You
- Chapter 45: Thief?
- Chapter 44: This Black Cat Is Special
- Chapter 43: A Missing Bottle of Liquor
- Chapter 42: That Sahara Guy Is Asking for a Beating!
- Chapter 41: Charcoal, What Happened to You?
- Chapter 40: How About a Meow?
- Chapter 39: Just Won't Let You Touch Me
- Chapter 38: Private Cat Property, No Entry for Outside Cats
- Chapter 37: I’m Answering Questions, Not Leaking the Test
- Chapter 36: A Cat that Survived On the Streets
- Chapter 35: Catzilla – The She-male of the World of Cats
- Chapter 34: Nice Work Painting Soybeans and Peas
- Chapter 33: A Chesty Foreign Visitor is Coming This Way
- Chapter 32: It can't be because of the cat
- Chapter 31: Charcoal, Did You Do Something Again?
- Chapter 30: Every School Had One or Two ‘PhD’ Roads
- Chapter 29: What Are You Looking At
- Chapter 28: Your Li Yuanba is Pregnant
- Chapter 27: Who Knows What Cats Are Thinking
- Chapter 26: Bite My Ear If You Dare
- Chapter 25: Owed The Cat a Favor
- Chapter 24: The Guy On the Motorcycle Has A Cat On His Back
- Chapter 23: You Need Five Tries to Wake a Cat
- Chapter 22: Motion Sickness Pills Can Be Deadly
- Chapter 21: There Are Five Genders
- Chapter 20: Good Boy, Mighty
- Chapter 19: The Thieves Are On the Move Again
- Chapter 18: Charcoal, Help Out at Home
- Chapter 17: A Call From The Cat
- Chapter 16: The Fat Cat Can Jump
- Chapter 15: What Did You Do Now, Charcoal?
- Chapter 14: So Nepenthe is Daylily?
- Chapter 13: Kids These Days
- Chapter 12: Fleas are the Worst
- Chapter 11: Act cute? Hell no!
- Chapter 10: Hey! Hey…F*ck
- Chapter 9: Boss, Did Your Cat Run Away?
- Chapter 8: Be a Good Boy When Home Alone
- Chapter 7: Can’t Eat the Guinea Pig
- Chapter 6: The Four Musketeers and the Parrot with Everything
- Chapter 5: Fantasuperaculous
- Chapter 4: You Can Do It, Charcoal
- Chapter 3: This Is How You Teach a Cat
- Chapter 2: Can I Borrow Your Cat
- Chapter 1: Everything Happens for the Best