Chapter 11: Act cute? Hell no!
His ride in the front basket of the bike along the dirt road was a trip Zheng Tan preferred to forget.
He couldnt wait to get out when they arrived at Wei Lings destination. He felt dizzy and almost couldnt land on his feet.
They arrived at a small two-story building in a mostly residential neighborhood. This place seemed to be within the demolition area. Many houses were empty, with DEMOLISH spray painted on the walls. The area was surrounded by huge billboards of the building that had been planned to be built.
The high-tech business area was expanding. The demolition of this piece was inevitable. In the next ten years, high-tech enterprises would slowly take over this entire area.
Wei Ling opened the door; pushed his bike inside the house, opened the refrigerator and grabbed a handful of beef jerky. Then he sat on the sofa and started watching TV. He paid no attention to Zheng Tan.
Zheng Tan looked around, jumped on the coffee table and started to eat Wei Lings jerky. Wei Ling told him on the way here that he would drop him off at Chuhua University after he finished his business. So he was in no hurry to leave… not that he could leave anyways.
Ten minutes later, the doorbell rang. A man in a police uniform came in.
Seeing Zheng Tan, the man was surprised. ” Where did you get the cat? I am not keeping it! You know I prefer dogs!
“Its not yours to keep. It belongs to some other people. Im sending it back tomorrow.” Wei Ling threw some jerky into his mouth, then took out the glass jar.
The man did not say anything more. He held the jar in a gloved hand and took it into the bathroom, reemerging later with a small bag.
The bag was transparent, and the contents could be seen clearly.
Jade, diamonds, a gold ring …
The bag was small, but the value of its contents was anything but.
“Did you see the person?” asked the man.
Wei Ling shook his head and pointed to the Zheng Tan. “The cat found it.
“Bullshit!” The man obviously did not believe him, but changed the topic: “What else did you find? I couldnt hear clearly over the phone… … you really need to give up that PHS. You dont have coverage whenever you leave downtown.
Wei Ling described the situation over at the brick house.
“The guy deliberately sprayed the area with pesticides to ward off livestock, but not kill the weeds. The residents nearby were busy moving. No one will sniff around those abandoned houses. The bag was well hidden, and the tracks were carefully cleaned. Be careful, this was not the work of a newbie.
“Of course this wasnt his first time. That guy is responsible for several murders. He has this stuff down as a science. Only you could find it. If it was one of my men, they would come back with weeds. ”
The guy in the police uniforms shook the little bag. He considered it for a moment then handed Wei Ling a folder.
“A man?” Wei Ling frowned. This had contradicted his guess. He had always thought that the culprit was the only female suspect.
“The bureau got new equipment, the results cant be wrong.” The man in the police uniform patted Wei Ling on the shoulder. “OK bro. I really owe you one for finding this evidence. I got men on the ground over at the brick house.
He paused. I gotta say. You retired from the army three years ago. Now that your wounds have all healed, why dont you find something to do? Whether it be joining the force or starting a company you have the connections and the skills.
Wei Ling lit a cigarette and laid back on the couch. “Im lazy.”
“Bullshit!” The guy in the police uniform took the folder and smacked him but did not say anything more.
He turned to look at Zheng Tan pawing open the packaging of the beef jerky on the coffee table. “You dont say. This cat is smart. But its nothing compared to the masters bobcat… ”
The guy stopped himself mid-sentence.
“Why did I mention it!”
“Why did you mention it!”
They said simultaneously.
The thought of the Bobcat looking at them, with the exact look their master had, gave the two chills. It was why Wei Ling was not that surprised by Zheng Tan.
Rubbing away the goosebumps on his arm, Wei Ling kicked the uniform. “Bro, you should go back to the office. These cases would keep you busy.
“Youre right.” The guy gathered his stuff, then bragged with a straight face: “I cant possibly accept another promotion without solving these.
“Narcissism is an illness and needs to be cured.”
Didnt you read that article on the paper? Napoleon, Roosevelt, Stalin, Edison, Carnegie, Rockefeller, Ford and Hitler were all narcissists. Its a necessary trait for a leader. ”
Having said that, the policeman left while whistling. He stopped at the door and added: “You can keep my daughters bike; just get her a new one. Her birthday is coming up. You know, just get her one of those that could be folded up. ”
Zheng Tan was eating the whole time but his attention was on the conversation between the two men. It seemed that neither were ordinary and both had the same master.
After the police officer left, Wei Ling had some instant noodles then threw some more beef jerky on the table.
I need a nap. Eat the beef if you are hungry. I dont have anything else. I strongly advise you to stay put. This place isnt like anywhere you are used to. Wanna know why there arent any strays around?? They all became stew for the construction workers nearby. Lots of people want to eat ‘dragon and tiger'[1]. You should stick to bullying puppies.
Zheng Tan: “…”
The next day, Wei Ling picked up a bag of clothing and rode his bike to Chuhua University. Once again, Zheng Tan sat in the basket of the pink womens bike. The roads were much better near the city. Other than the wind blowing hard on his face, he didnt have any complaints. That was if he ignored a certain someones wordiness.
Ever since they set off and all the way till they reached the university, Wei Ling recounted Zheng Tans flaws.
“You cant jump; Your reflexes are slow, and your hearing is probably on par with a pig. You cant even tell when someone is beside you.
Zheng Tan wanted to refute. Unfortunately, when he opened his mouth, only cat sounds came out. To the pedestrians, this was an odd sight. A man was on a girls bike, talking nonstop. After every few sentences, he was answered by a meow from the cat in the basket. It was as if the man and the animal were quarrelling.
It was two-hour bike ride to the university, but Wei Ling showed no signs of being tired.
Wei Ling rented an apartment near the school. He had bought a house not far from the university but it was being renovated. He couldnt move in for at least another six months.
The mother and daughter Zheng Tan saw last time at the lawn were the family of one of Wei Lings comrades. The man had died in service. Wei Ling had been helping them out ever since he left the army.
The place he rented was near the Eastern quarters and about a five-minute walk from the school gates. Students often rented there.
Wei Ling let Zheng Tan off. “When you go back, take time to exercise. As a cat that likes to wander, you would turn into stew sooner or later if you stay weak.”
I will be jogging on campus everyday around six or seven. You are free to join me.
Having said that, he locked his bike and went upstairs. He was not worried about the cat getting caught. Wei Ling felt that the cat wouldnt be worth training if it was so easily snatched away.
Zheng Tan was familiar with the area. He ignored the cooing of students and walked directly towards the east gates.
“That cat is so unfriendly.”
“Exactly. Its not like that spotted cat the other day that rolled around.”
“Are all black cats like that?”
“No. My aunt has a black cat. Its so cute, not at all like this one…”
Zheng Tan heard the girls chatting behind him and twitched his ears. He was annoyed right now. Roll around? Act cute? Hell no!
He had to admit that after entering the Eastern quarters, he suddenly felt at peace. He was calmer. Maybe, this was what it felt like to belong?
But before he could relish in his new-found peace, a bark made him annoyed again.
He knew the bark. He hadnt heard it for over a month now, and the Eastern quarters had been relatively peaceful for over a month.
Zheng Tan looked around. A dog with a plastic bottle in his mouth was running towards Zheng Tan, his owner chasing along behind him.
This dog was called Sahara. It had nothing to do with the famous desert but was named as such because he was a Samoyed, Husky and Labrador mix [2].
Sahara had the serious look of a Husky but also the grin of a Samoyed. That made for a very odd combo. He also inherited a Labrador’s intelligence. But he never used this intelligence on anything good.
For example, now, Sahara was running around with a bottle of water that his owner had just purchased. He just liked to be chased.
Xiu—
Saharas sharp teeth punctured a hole on the plastic bottle. Water shot out and hit Zheng Tan right on the face when Sahara ran past him.
Maybe his reflexes were too slow.
The culprit was already far way with the water bottle still in his mouth. Zheng Tan shook off the water. Before he could sigh, he heard the sound of flapping wings.
On the courtyard walls behind him, a blue figure landed.
“Yesterday I passed your door ~ you were pouring out water onto the road, ~ it splashed on my shoes ~ and the pedestrians walking by ~ Oh, what a laugh~ what a laugh we had.
Zheng Tan: “…
Just kill me now.
Footnotes:
[1] Dragon and Tiger is a famous Chinese dish, traditionally made from eel and pork. Urban legends have it that it could be made proper with snakes and cats.
[2]Sahara is Sa Ha La is Chinese. The three breeds of dogs are Sa Mo Ye, Ha Shi Qi and La Bu La Duo in Chinese. So Sahara is simply the first syllable of each breed put together.
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Chapters
- Chapter 328 - 328 321 The Unexpected Red Envelope
- Chapter 327 - 327 320 New Years Money From the Cat
- Chapter 326 - 326 319 The Donkey Cart
- Chapter 325 - 325 318 The Cat in a Vest
- Chapter 324 - 324 317 Snow Disaster
- Chapter 323 - 323 316 Problematic Girl
- Chapter 322 - 322 315 Please Call Me the Red Scarf
- Chapter 321 - 321 314 Thank You Gift (Three Updates)
- Chapter 320 - 320 313 Fierce (Second Update)
- Chapter 319 - 319 312 Exposure (Part 1)
- Chapter 318 - 318 311 Not an Illusion
- Chapter 317 - 317 310 Young Master Xiao
- Chapter 316 - 316 309
- Chapter 315 - 315 308 Coming to See the Arctic Cat
- Chapter 314 - 314 307
- Chapter 313 - 313 306
- Chapter 312 - 312 305 Dedication to Art
- Chapter 311 - 311 304 Joint Performance
- Chapter 310 - 310 303 Seeking to Perform
- Chapter 309 - 309 302 Undermining the Foundation
- Chapter 308 - 308 301 The Photo
- Chapter 307 - 307 300 Identical
- Chapter 306 - 306 299 Cell Phone Charm
- Chapter 305 - 305 298 Gem Level
- Chapter 304 - 304 297 Scare You to Death
- Chapter 303 - 303 296 The Cat by the Pond
- Chapter 302 - 302 295 Boss Cai
- Chapter 301 - 301 294 Youre Welcome
- Chapter 300 - 300 293
- Chapter 299 - 299 292 Your Lucky Cat was scared away by that dog
- Chapter 298 - 298 291 Cut Ear
- Chapter 297 - 297 290 Old Friend
- Chapter 296 - 296 289 Return to the South
- Chapter 295 - 295 288 Domestic Violence
- Chapter 294 - 294 287 Leading the Way
- Chapter 293 - 293 286 Advertisement Text Message
- Chapter 292 - 292 285 A Gentle Needle
- Chapter 291 - 291 284 You Are Sick
- Chapter 290 - 290 283 Demonic Barrier
- Chapter 289 - 289 282 Orchid
- Chapter 288 - 288 281
- Chapter 287 - 287 280 Crooked Idea
- Chapter 286 - 286 279 Invitation
- Chapter 285 - 285 278 All Cats Are Hua Crazy
- Chapter 284 - 284 277 Harassment Tactics
- Chapter 283 - 283 276 Not Going Back
- Chapter 282 - 282 275 Youzis Mom
- Chapter 281 - 281 274 Four 8s
- Chapter 280 - 280 273 68
- Chapter 279 - 279 272 Night Raid
- Chapter 278 - 278 271 It Really Is You
- Chapter 277 - 277 270 Swipe a Card Swipe a Cat
- Chapter 276 - 276 269 Triumph
- Chapter 275 - 275 268 Black is this Cat
- Chapter 274 - 274 267 Call the Police
- Chapter 273 - 273 266 The God-like Middle School Student
- Chapter 272 - 272 265 The Gentleman Thief
- Chapter 271 - 271 264 Theft Incident
- Chapter 270 - 270 263 The Wealthy Cat
- Chapter 269 - 269 262 Great Potential in Such Businesses
- Chapter 268 - 268 261 A Slap
- Chapter 267 - 267 260 Who Are You
- Chapter 266 - 266 259 Recharging Phone Credit is a Difficult
- Chapter 265 - 265 258 Mobile Phone
- Chapter 264 - 264 257 A Huge Gecko
- Chapter 263 - 263 256 Bad Guy
- Chapter 262 - 262 255
- Chapter 261 - 261 254 Mr. Jiao Truly Is Awesome
- Chapter 260 - 260 253 Your Cat Has Given Birth to Kittens
- Chapter 259 - 259 252 Just Ran Away Like That
- Chapter 258 - 258 251 The Familiar Cat
- Chapter 257 - 257 250 Tenant
- Chapter 256 - 256 249 Leveling Up by Killing Monsters
- Chapter 255 - 255 248 Does this kind of accidental event
- Chapter 254 - 254 247 A Drop of Blood Worth Ten Thousand
- Chapter 253 - 253 246 Being Watched
- Chapter 252 - 252 245 Its a commendation but also a
- Chapter 251 - 251 244 Return to Base
- Chapter 250 - 250 243 Red Rat
- Chapter 249 - 249 242 Cat Swarm
- Chapter 248 - 248 241 Date with a Girl
- Chapter 247 - 247 240 Fire
- Chapter 246 - 246 239 The Cat in the Night
- Chapter 245 - 245 238 Specimens in the Natural History
- Chapter 244 - 244 237
- Chapter 243 - 243 236 The Boss is Back
- Chapter 242 - 242 235 Strategic Scientist
- Chapter 241 - 241 234 Group Photo
- Chapter 240 - 240 233 Living BC
- Chapter 239 - 239 232 Seeing Da Mi Again
- Chapter 238 - 238 231 Event Venue
- Chapter 237 - 237 230 Invitation
- Chapter 236 - 236 229 Why Bother Arguing with a Cat
- Chapter 235 - 235 228 Four Cuckoo Calls
- Chapter 234 - 234 227 Are You Freaking Kidding Me
- Chapter 233 - 233 226 Enemies on a Narrow Road
- Chapter 232 - 232 225 Attend to
- Chapter 231 - 231 224 Advanced Scammer_2
- Chapter 230 - 230 224 Advanced Scammer
- Chapter 229 - 229 223 The Black Cat on the Wall
- Chapter 228 - 228 222 Cat Car
- Chapter 227 - 227 221 How Are You Two Here_2
- Chapter 226 - 226 221 How are you two here
- Chapter 225 - 225 220 The Bound Person_2
- Chapter 224 - 224 220 The Bound Person
- Chapter 223 - 223 219 Stand By
- Chapter 222 - 222 218 Marks
- Chapter 221 - 221 217 Do Brother a Favor
- Chapter 220 - 220 216 Dont Cause Trouble
- Chapter 219 - 219 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head_2
- Chapter 218 - 218 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head
- Chapter 217 - 217 214 How Are These Two Here
- Chapter 216 - 216 213 Too Foolish or Too Bold
- Chapter 215 - 215 212 Little Buddy_2
- Chapter 214 - 214 212 Little Companions
- Chapter 213 - 213 211 Are You the Clown Invited by the
- Chapter 212 - 212 210 The Ambusher
- Chapter 211 - 211 209 Exclusive Private Room
- Chapter 210 - 210 208 The Fate of Big and Little Rice
- Chapter 209 - 209 207 Choosing a Kitten_2
- Chapter 208 - 208 207 Picking a Kitten
- Chapter 207 - 207 206 Luck This Thing
- Chapter 206 - 206 205 Saving People
- Chapter 205 - 205 204 Different Buyers
- Chapter 204 - 204 203 Why Her
- Chapter 203 - 203 202 Encountered Evil_2
- Chapter 202 - 202 202 The Collision with Evil
- Chapter 201 - 201 201 Tacit Understanding
- Chapter 200 - 200 200 That Cat Was Playing Her
- Chapter 199 - 199 199 Gu Family
- Chapter 198 - 198 198 Da Mi and Xiao Mi
- Chapter 197 - 197 197 Peanuts
- Chapter 196 - 196 196 Is it yours
- Chapter 195 - 195 195 Well-Intentioned
- Chapter 194 - 194 194 The Divine Beast Comes
- Chapter 193 - 193 193 Rare to Have Such a Cat
- Chapter 192 - 192 192 Uncertain Factors
- Chapter 191 - 191 191 Feeling Really Great
- Chapter 190 - 190 190 Be nicer to that Black Cat
- Chapter 189 - 189 189 Cats Fantasy
- Chapter 188 - 188 188 You Dare to Throw I Dare to Pick Up
- Chapter 187 - 187 187 The Old Man Who Plays the Erhu
- Chapter 186 - 186 186 Bad Temper
- Chapter 185 - 185 185 The Curtain Falls
- Chapter 184 - 184 184
- Chapter 183 - 183 183 Ive Been Waiting for You
- Chapter 182 - 182 182 If Theres Anger It Must Be Ventilated
- Chapter 181 - 181 181
- Chapter 180 - 180 180 Beat Them Up First
- Chapter 179 - 179 179 The Thief is a Cat
- Chapter 178 - 178 178 You Dare to Pretend with Me
- Chapter 177 - 177 177 The Roadblocker
- Chapter 176 - 176 176 Just Relying on This Thing
- Chapter 175 - 175 175 Relying on a Mountain
- Chapter 174 - 174 174 Helpless to See the Flowers Fall Feels
- Chapter 173 - 173 173 Lin
- Chapter 172 - 172 172 This Thing is Very Familiar
- Chapter 171 - 171 171 Unlucky Stalker
- Chapter 170 - 170 170
- Chapter 169 - 169 169 You Dont Recognize It
- Chapter 168 - 168 168 Slip Away Front Stay Behind
- Chapter 167 - 167 167
- Chapter 166: It's Hard Being A Cat
- Chapter 165: What Does That Cat Want?
- Chapter 164: And The Show Begins
- Chapter 163: That Room
- Chapter 162: Pick The Lock?
- Chapter 161: As A Cat, I Feel Sad
- Chapter 160: Revenge Is A Natural Instinct
- Chapter 159: Zheng Tan Is A Cat
- Chapter 158: Hello Neighbor
- Chapter 157: Friend Of The Ladies'
- Chapter 156: Keep Demons At Bay? F*ck That!
- Chapter 155: Are You Serious?
- Chapter 154: Cats Are Idiots
- Chapter 153: Do You Know A Cat's Pain?
- Chapter 152: Spring Is A Lovely Season
- Chapter 151: Crossed The Line
- Chapter 150: Findings
- Chapter 149: Catfather
- Chapter 148: His Ending
- Chapter 147: Chen Zhe
- Chapter 146: Lai Er
- Chapter 145: Good Or Bad?
- Chapter 144: There's Something Off About That Man
- Chapter 143: Right-Handed? Left-Handed?
- Chapter 142: A Black Cat At The Door
- Chapter 141: I Faked It All
- Chapter 140: Fate
- Chapter 139: New Years And Red Pockets
- Chapter 138: The Revenge Of A Cat
- Chapter 137: Kids And Fire Crackers
- Chapter 136: Chapters of the Past
- Chapter 135: This Wasn't The Same Cat
- Chapter 134: Same Accent, Different Person
- Chapter 133: Go For A Ride
- Chapter 132: Nothing To Do But Cry
- Chapter 131: Cosmic Velocity
- Chapter 130: Swallows and Swans
- Chapter 129: What Did He Do To Deserve That?
- Chapter 128: A Hero
- Chapter 127: When Cats Run Into Thieves
- Chapter 126: Car Models
- Chapter 125: The People In the Old Building
- Chapter 124: When Can He Get His Own Car?
- Chapter 123: A Big Client? A Kid?
- Chapter 122: Peeing
- Chapter 121: It's Father is a Cat?
- Chapter 120: Combat Capability Leaderboard
- Chapter 119: 100% Organic
- Chapter 118: A Very Noisy Parrot
- Chapter 117: What Had He Missed?
- Chapter 116: The Cat On The Commander's Post
- Chapter 115: Lead The Way
- Chapter 114: Jiao Yuan, Your Cat
- Chapter 113: Study Hard And Improve Every Day
- Chapter 112: That Weird Child
- Chapter 111: Checking Out The Middle School
- Chapter 110: The Unattainable Six Pack
- Chapter 109: The Untouchable Cats And Dogs
- Chapter 108: Need To Let Off Steam
- Chapter 107: The Pain Of Not Having Whiskers
- Chapter 106: My Whiskers!
- Chapter 105: Kick!
- Chapter 104: Time To Cause Trouble
- Chapter 103: The Cat Ran Away
- Chapter 102: His Life Was Depressing
- Chapter 101: The Party
- Chapter 100: Why Did You Bring The Cat?
- Chapter 99: Your Cat Daddy Is Buying A Car
- Chapter 98: Relying On The Cat
- Chapter 97: We Got To Talk
- Chapter 96: Got A Problem? Better Call Charcoal!
- Chapter 95: The Four Musketeers At Military Training
- Chapter 94: Cat Tree
- Chapter 93: Everyone Knew Charcoal
- Chapter 92: How F*cking Embarassing
- Chapter 91: Duke
- Chapter 90: The Women's Room? Got To Do What You Got To Do
- Chapter 89: Backbone Sahara, Backbone
- Chapter 88: Let's Go Swimming
- Chapter 87: Super cat
- Chapter 86: The Large Cat Wanted To Stay
- Chapter 85: The Cat From Hell (3)
- Chapter 84: The Cat From Hell (2)
- Chapter 83: The Cat From Hell (1)
- Chapter 82: Mr. Tree-Hole
- Chapter 81: Come Say Hello
- Chapter 80: Success
- Chapter 79: The Contact Was A Cat?
- Chapter 78: What a Dumb Cat
- Chapter 77: Time For Hair and Makeup
- Chapter 76: Kitty Zhuo
- Chapter 75: Was The Buddha A Cat Person?
- Chapter 74: It Would Scare People
- Chapter 73: This Cat...
- Chapter 72: It Was Their Own Doing
- Chapter 71: Bringing a Cat To The Club
- Chapter 70: No Need to Kneel
- Chapter 69: I'll Take You Out For Some Fun
- Chapter 68: Hurray For The Men Who Catsit For Their Ladies
- Chapter 67: Check the Blinds Before 'Doing' Things
- Chapter 66: So You Simply Used Mr. Fang
- Chapter 65: It was that jerk!
- Chapter 64: I didn't kick the balls
- Chapter 63: Robbery
- Chapter 62: Young man, want to collaborate?
- Chapter 61: This dumbass street performance
- Chapter 60: His head must have been kicked by a donkey
- Chapter 59: Want to play with the phone? Here it is, go ahead
- Chapter 58: This definitely ain't true love
- Chapter 57: How many legs does a cat walk with?
- Chapter 56: Zheng Tan, you are such an idiot!
- Chapter 55: Buddy, hand me the cat tag!
- Chapter 54: Heading to the Southern City
- Chapter 53: Escaping "the den of monsters"
- Chapter 52: Charcoal has really been kidnapped
- Chapter 51: The cat thief
- Chapter 50: Cat trap, the courtyard has livened up again
- Chapter 49: Careful about that cat
- Chapter 48: Senior, your kidney
- Chapter 47: No sense of shame!
- Chapter 46: A Cat Is Watching You
- Chapter 45: Thief?
- Chapter 44: This Black Cat Is Special
- Chapter 43: A Missing Bottle of Liquor
- Chapter 42: That Sahara Guy Is Asking for a Beating!
- Chapter 41: Charcoal, What Happened to You?
- Chapter 40: How About a Meow?
- Chapter 39: Just Won't Let You Touch Me
- Chapter 38: Private Cat Property, No Entry for Outside Cats
- Chapter 37: I’m Answering Questions, Not Leaking the Test
- Chapter 36: A Cat that Survived On the Streets
- Chapter 35: Catzilla – The She-male of the World of Cats
- Chapter 34: Nice Work Painting Soybeans and Peas
- Chapter 33: A Chesty Foreign Visitor is Coming This Way
- Chapter 32: It can't be because of the cat
- Chapter 31: Charcoal, Did You Do Something Again?
- Chapter 30: Every School Had One or Two ‘PhD’ Roads
- Chapter 29: What Are You Looking At
- Chapter 28: Your Li Yuanba is Pregnant
- Chapter 27: Who Knows What Cats Are Thinking
- Chapter 26: Bite My Ear If You Dare
- Chapter 25: Owed The Cat a Favor
- Chapter 24: The Guy On the Motorcycle Has A Cat On His Back
- Chapter 23: You Need Five Tries to Wake a Cat
- Chapter 22: Motion Sickness Pills Can Be Deadly
- Chapter 21: There Are Five Genders
- Chapter 20: Good Boy, Mighty
- Chapter 19: The Thieves Are On the Move Again
- Chapter 18: Charcoal, Help Out at Home
- Chapter 17: A Call From The Cat
- Chapter 16: The Fat Cat Can Jump
- Chapter 15: What Did You Do Now, Charcoal?
- Chapter 14: So Nepenthe is Daylily?
- Chapter 13: Kids These Days
- Chapter 12: Fleas are the Worst
- Chapter 11: Act cute? Hell no!
- Chapter 10: Hey! Hey…F*ck
- Chapter 9: Boss, Did Your Cat Run Away?
- Chapter 8: Be a Good Boy When Home Alone
- Chapter 7: Can’t Eat the Guinea Pig
- Chapter 6: The Four Musketeers and the Parrot with Everything
- Chapter 5: Fantasuperaculous
- Chapter 4: You Can Do It, Charcoal
- Chapter 3: This Is How You Teach a Cat
- Chapter 2: Can I Borrow Your Cat
- Chapter 1: Everything Happens for the Best