Chapter 68: Hurray For The Men Who Catsit For Their Ladies
Chapter 68: Hurray For The Men Who Catsit For Their Ladies
“Go away!”
Accompanying this scream was the pen holder from the desk next to the window. It was aimed at the cats.
However, the cats were too quick. The pen holder and all the pens inside fell with a thud.
The window was drawn shut and the steamy scene Zheng Tan wanted to watch was now hidden from his prying eyes.
Shaking his head, Zheng Tan turned to leave.
Tiger headed towards the window again and looked intently at a marker that fell from the pen holder. He fiddled with it with his paw then jumped around it like a kangaroo. Eventually he layed down and started playing with it like it was his new found toy.
Sheriff watched for a while, then decided to join Tiger.
Zheng Tan sighed. To these cats, the ‘action’ they saw inside earlier meant nothing. It wasn’t even comparable to a marker in terms of raising interest.
He lay down on the lawn basking in the morning sunlight, then jumped on to a tree and waited for Mama Jiao to come back. Though he had his security entrance card, he didn’t want to stay home when no one was there.
Spending a month outside had its effects. He couldn’t just lay idle at home anymore.
He was due at Mr.Guo’s pet shop this afternoon. Mr. Guo had learnt about his return yesterday and was coming to pick Zheng Tan up later today.
Zheng Tan’s absence had been grievously felt during the past month. The photo shoots were not going well at all. Mr. Guo was used to Zheng Tan’s efficiency. When the cats from the store stepped in, not only was he driven mad with frustration, his staff was losing their patience as well.
They finally understood how difficult it was to make films with animals.
It wasn’t enough to just bribe with food to get the animals to follow instruction. Any insignificant factor could ruin all their hard work. Mr. Guo had raised the standard for his ads and the cats in his store were just not up to par.
They had started on a high, which meant with Zheng Tan gone, Mr. Guo needed to spend much more time, energy and money to create an ad that was even presentable.
The good things was most of the ads were in the form of picture. The videos were abysmal and there was simply no point in wasting money trying to salvage them. Mr. Guo had told people that his ‘star’ had been taken home by its owners and he didn’t know when it would return.
Hearing that Zheng Tan was back, Mr. Guo wanted to get him to start working again right away but got held up.
Mama Jiao didn’t have classes that afternoon and decided take a half day off to bring Zheng Tan there herself. Mr. Guo said to bring Zheng Tan in early so he could get used to the place again and to give him a thorough checkup.
When the cat just got back, Mama Jiao felt that it looked and seemed normal. It was eating a bit more and very excited. Other than that, it seemed unchanged. It wasn’t wounded and its temperature was normal.
The cat had spent a very long time with Fang Shaokang, who never mentioned it getting ill. Mama Jiao didn’t feel it was necessary to take the cat to Mr. Guo’s. After all, a trip there meant work for the cat.
She heard of the difficulties Mr.Guo was facing. She wanted to help, but also wanted her cat to get some rest first. So she was trying to delay. She didn’t expect Mr. Guo to catch wind so soon.
It had been a while since Zheng Tan last been to the pet center. He didn’t see Li Yuanba nor Nougat. They had just gone off for a walk.
The checkup proved Zheng Tan to be healthy. Mama Jiao could now put her heart back in her stomach. She went with them to the studio to watch the photoshoot.
The staff welcomed Zheng Tan with such enthusiasm it was as if he was their savior. The past month had been torture. They used to think this black cat was simply a tad smarter than the rest. Now, they had learnt through bitter experience how wrong they were.
Mama Jiao beamed with pride as the staff around her praised her cat.
Today, they only did some simple stuff to get Zheng Tan accustomed to the process again. In the future he would come once every two weeks like usual. Mr. Guo would notify them if adjustments were needed.
Normally, ads didn’t need to be shot this frequently. However, Mr. Guo had his own plans. It didn’t matter to Zheng Tan. He didn’t have anything to do anyways and this gave him the opportunity to earn a few extra bucks.
Leaving the pet center, Mama Jiao took him to the University hospital.
The University Hospital was located near a residential quarter, which was home to some teachers and most of the hospital staff. Some students rented here too. The rent was high so the few students who lived there either came from wealthy families or were doing post graduate degrees.
At that moment, in room 302 of the residential building was Bai Yang, third year grad student in the school of management. He was furiously typing up a paper. After interning at a rigorous market research company, he had lots of data to process.
He wished to complete a few reports by the end of the term. After he graduated, these reports, if published, would form a portfolio for himself. It would show the world what he was capable of. He and his peers all tried their best.
As he was busy typing away, a cat jumped on his desk.
The cat had a yellow tail and yellow fur on its back. It had stripes but its belly was white. It seemed about 8 month pregnant.
The cat meowed. Bai Yang ignored it.
The cat moved to the edge of the table seeing that Bai Yang was not responding. It looked at the stuff on the table.
A pencil.
It raised its paw and with a flicker–
Bam!
The pencil fell off the table, its tip breaking.
The cat looked at the fallen pencil then back onto the desk top.
An eraser.
Off it went to join the pencil.
The eraser bounced on the ground. The cat focused again on the table.
There was half a cup of warm coffee still lying on the table.
The cat went to sniff it, then turned its attention to the computer after deciding it was not interested in coffee. It saw the clicker move around the screen and started its attempt to catch the moving ‘bug’.
Bai Yang shoved it away. “Go play by yourself.” He went back to his paper.
The cat wasn’t giving up that easily. It started walking on the keyboard and blocking the screen. Bai Yang carried if off the table. ” Go sleep in your bed.”
“Meow.”
The cat saw that Bai Yang was ignoring it again so it went to the other side of the table. It jumped back up. There was piggy bank on that side, next to it was a wooden pen holder. The two items had only a tiny distance in between. Instead of walking around the items, the cat decided to squeeze through, knocking the pen holder over in the process. It elegantly made its way towards Bai Yang.
There was a pen in the open notebook. The cat looked at it.
Sure enough, the pen was on the ground the next second.
Bai Yang finished with the excel spreadsheet he was working on. Just when he was planning to write down a few conclusions, he noticed his pen missing. Then he looked at the ground. There was his pen, pencil, eraser and some furry toys that got there somehow.
With a sigh, Bai Yang bent down to retrieve his pen.
The cat took its chance to start ‘combing’ the back of Bai Yang’s head.
“Are you done?!” Bai Yang was losing his temper.
“Meow.”
“Don’t you meow me!” Bai Yang rubbed his temples. He was regretting agreeing to catsit for Li Xiaoxi already.
This cat was Diudiu, Li Xiaoxi named it.
Diudiu was one of that cats that were adopted by students then abandoned again. When Li Xiaoxi found it, it was covered in soy milk and dust. It was extremely skinny and curled into a ball on the lawn. It was shivering in the wind. It ran off whenever it saw people.
It warmed up to Li Xiaoxi after she fed it a few times. Eventually, she brought it home.
Li Xiaoxi had helped a lot when Mama Jiao was in the hospital. Later, she helped as well when Mama Jiao went back for checkups.
Papa Jiao knew her mentor well and Mama Jiao liked her. They chatted a few times and Mama Jiao found out she adopted a stray cat. She had been over to see the cat a few times as well.
The cat was timid at first, but somehow, it had changed.
It broke cups, slashed bedsheets and caused general mayhem.
The cat was neutered and didn’t meow a lot. Even if the door was open, it stayed indoors, probably because it was scared of the outside world.
Diudiu was immensely curious at everything after getting used to the room. When Bai Yang was making coffee, it went to sniff the liquid. Though it didn’t lick it but its whiskers touched the coffee and it left fur floating in the cup.
Bai Yang couldn’t bring himself to drink the coffee anymore. What was worse was that the cat pushed the cup. If not for Bai Yang’s quick reflexes, the cup would surely have shattered.
Li Xiaoxi would chastise Bai Yang if he so much as broke a cup lid. The cat had ruined three cups in its short two weeks here. Li Xiaoxi didn’t say a word when the two chatted online. When the two got the chance to Skype, the cat had demanded ‘screen time’.
As for the cat’s scratching habits, it ignored the scratching post, but liked everything else. The curtains, the bedsheets, the sofa, the clothes and the jeans Bai Yang was wearing all had holes and scratch marks.
When he went to bed at night, he would wake up suddenly after feeling something heavy on his chest. It was easy to have nightmares when there was a weight on his chest. When Bai Yang woke up, he saw the fur ball snuggled on his chest.
Sometimes the cat got under the sheets. Not only did it do that, but if would run from the head of the bed to the end. It would jump around and around before it finally calmed down for bed.
What frustrated him the most was whenever he watched anything ‘X’ rated in the hopes of, well, ‘relieving’ himself, the cat would sit on his lap. How was he supposed to do anything with a cat on is lap.
Even if he could, he didn’t dare. The little idiot would scratch him for sure.
Apparently when cats got lonely, they would come over for some snuggle time. It sounded all sweet and cute, but in reality, Bai Yang was too busy to snuggle when the cat was lonely. Watching the cat cause all sorts of trouble in the hope of getting attention, Bai Yang had to suppress the urge to slap the cat. He had promised his girlfriend to look after it well.
She had said that Professor Jiao’s cat was sweet and understanding. It came to visit Mrs. Gu when she was in the hospital and dropped off and picked up the kids from school.
However, she didn’t know there was a thing called ‘other people’s cats’.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 328 - 328 321 The Unexpected Red Envelope
- Chapter 327 - 327 320 New Years Money From the Cat
- Chapter 326 - 326 319 The Donkey Cart
- Chapter 325 - 325 318 The Cat in a Vest
- Chapter 324 - 324 317 Snow Disaster
- Chapter 323 - 323 316 Problematic Girl
- Chapter 322 - 322 315 Please Call Me the Red Scarf
- Chapter 321 - 321 314 Thank You Gift (Three Updates)
- Chapter 320 - 320 313 Fierce (Second Update)
- Chapter 319 - 319 312 Exposure (Part 1)
- Chapter 318 - 318 311 Not an Illusion
- Chapter 317 - 317 310 Young Master Xiao
- Chapter 316 - 316 309
- Chapter 315 - 315 308 Coming to See the Arctic Cat
- Chapter 314 - 314 307
- Chapter 313 - 313 306
- Chapter 312 - 312 305 Dedication to Art
- Chapter 311 - 311 304 Joint Performance
- Chapter 310 - 310 303 Seeking to Perform
- Chapter 309 - 309 302 Undermining the Foundation
- Chapter 308 - 308 301 The Photo
- Chapter 307 - 307 300 Identical
- Chapter 306 - 306 299 Cell Phone Charm
- Chapter 305 - 305 298 Gem Level
- Chapter 304 - 304 297 Scare You to Death
- Chapter 303 - 303 296 The Cat by the Pond
- Chapter 302 - 302 295 Boss Cai
- Chapter 301 - 301 294 Youre Welcome
- Chapter 300 - 300 293
- Chapter 299 - 299 292 Your Lucky Cat was scared away by that dog
- Chapter 298 - 298 291 Cut Ear
- Chapter 297 - 297 290 Old Friend
- Chapter 296 - 296 289 Return to the South
- Chapter 295 - 295 288 Domestic Violence
- Chapter 294 - 294 287 Leading the Way
- Chapter 293 - 293 286 Advertisement Text Message
- Chapter 292 - 292 285 A Gentle Needle
- Chapter 291 - 291 284 You Are Sick
- Chapter 290 - 290 283 Demonic Barrier
- Chapter 289 - 289 282 Orchid
- Chapter 288 - 288 281
- Chapter 287 - 287 280 Crooked Idea
- Chapter 286 - 286 279 Invitation
- Chapter 285 - 285 278 All Cats Are Hua Crazy
- Chapter 284 - 284 277 Harassment Tactics
- Chapter 283 - 283 276 Not Going Back
- Chapter 282 - 282 275 Youzis Mom
- Chapter 281 - 281 274 Four 8s
- Chapter 280 - 280 273 68
- Chapter 279 - 279 272 Night Raid
- Chapter 278 - 278 271 It Really Is You
- Chapter 277 - 277 270 Swipe a Card Swipe a Cat
- Chapter 276 - 276 269 Triumph
- Chapter 275 - 275 268 Black is this Cat
- Chapter 274 - 274 267 Call the Police
- Chapter 273 - 273 266 The God-like Middle School Student
- Chapter 272 - 272 265 The Gentleman Thief
- Chapter 271 - 271 264 Theft Incident
- Chapter 270 - 270 263 The Wealthy Cat
- Chapter 269 - 269 262 Great Potential in Such Businesses
- Chapter 268 - 268 261 A Slap
- Chapter 267 - 267 260 Who Are You
- Chapter 266 - 266 259 Recharging Phone Credit is a Difficult
- Chapter 265 - 265 258 Mobile Phone
- Chapter 264 - 264 257 A Huge Gecko
- Chapter 263 - 263 256 Bad Guy
- Chapter 262 - 262 255
- Chapter 261 - 261 254 Mr. Jiao Truly Is Awesome
- Chapter 260 - 260 253 Your Cat Has Given Birth to Kittens
- Chapter 259 - 259 252 Just Ran Away Like That
- Chapter 258 - 258 251 The Familiar Cat
- Chapter 257 - 257 250 Tenant
- Chapter 256 - 256 249 Leveling Up by Killing Monsters
- Chapter 255 - 255 248 Does this kind of accidental event
- Chapter 254 - 254 247 A Drop of Blood Worth Ten Thousand
- Chapter 253 - 253 246 Being Watched
- Chapter 252 - 252 245 Its a commendation but also a
- Chapter 251 - 251 244 Return to Base
- Chapter 250 - 250 243 Red Rat
- Chapter 249 - 249 242 Cat Swarm
- Chapter 248 - 248 241 Date with a Girl
- Chapter 247 - 247 240 Fire
- Chapter 246 - 246 239 The Cat in the Night
- Chapter 245 - 245 238 Specimens in the Natural History
- Chapter 244 - 244 237
- Chapter 243 - 243 236 The Boss is Back
- Chapter 242 - 242 235 Strategic Scientist
- Chapter 241 - 241 234 Group Photo
- Chapter 240 - 240 233 Living BC
- Chapter 239 - 239 232 Seeing Da Mi Again
- Chapter 238 - 238 231 Event Venue
- Chapter 237 - 237 230 Invitation
- Chapter 236 - 236 229 Why Bother Arguing with a Cat
- Chapter 235 - 235 228 Four Cuckoo Calls
- Chapter 234 - 234 227 Are You Freaking Kidding Me
- Chapter 233 - 233 226 Enemies on a Narrow Road
- Chapter 232 - 232 225 Attend to
- Chapter 231 - 231 224 Advanced Scammer_2
- Chapter 230 - 230 224 Advanced Scammer
- Chapter 229 - 229 223 The Black Cat on the Wall
- Chapter 228 - 228 222 Cat Car
- Chapter 227 - 227 221 How Are You Two Here_2
- Chapter 226 - 226 221 How are you two here
- Chapter 225 - 225 220 The Bound Person_2
- Chapter 224 - 224 220 The Bound Person
- Chapter 223 - 223 219 Stand By
- Chapter 222 - 222 218 Marks
- Chapter 221 - 221 217 Do Brother a Favor
- Chapter 220 - 220 216 Dont Cause Trouble
- Chapter 219 - 219 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head_2
- Chapter 218 - 218 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head
- Chapter 217 - 217 214 How Are These Two Here
- Chapter 216 - 216 213 Too Foolish or Too Bold
- Chapter 215 - 215 212 Little Buddy_2
- Chapter 214 - 214 212 Little Companions
- Chapter 213 - 213 211 Are You the Clown Invited by the
- Chapter 212 - 212 210 The Ambusher
- Chapter 211 - 211 209 Exclusive Private Room
- Chapter 210 - 210 208 The Fate of Big and Little Rice
- Chapter 209 - 209 207 Choosing a Kitten_2
- Chapter 208 - 208 207 Picking a Kitten
- Chapter 207 - 207 206 Luck This Thing
- Chapter 206 - 206 205 Saving People
- Chapter 205 - 205 204 Different Buyers
- Chapter 204 - 204 203 Why Her
- Chapter 203 - 203 202 Encountered Evil_2
- Chapter 202 - 202 202 The Collision with Evil
- Chapter 201 - 201 201 Tacit Understanding
- Chapter 200 - 200 200 That Cat Was Playing Her
- Chapter 199 - 199 199 Gu Family
- Chapter 198 - 198 198 Da Mi and Xiao Mi
- Chapter 197 - 197 197 Peanuts
- Chapter 196 - 196 196 Is it yours
- Chapter 195 - 195 195 Well-Intentioned
- Chapter 194 - 194 194 The Divine Beast Comes
- Chapter 193 - 193 193 Rare to Have Such a Cat
- Chapter 192 - 192 192 Uncertain Factors
- Chapter 191 - 191 191 Feeling Really Great
- Chapter 190 - 190 190 Be nicer to that Black Cat
- Chapter 189 - 189 189 Cats Fantasy
- Chapter 188 - 188 188 You Dare to Throw I Dare to Pick Up
- Chapter 187 - 187 187 The Old Man Who Plays the Erhu
- Chapter 186 - 186 186 Bad Temper
- Chapter 185 - 185 185 The Curtain Falls
- Chapter 184 - 184 184
- Chapter 183 - 183 183 Ive Been Waiting for You
- Chapter 182 - 182 182 If Theres Anger It Must Be Ventilated
- Chapter 181 - 181 181
- Chapter 180 - 180 180 Beat Them Up First
- Chapter 179 - 179 179 The Thief is a Cat
- Chapter 178 - 178 178 You Dare to Pretend with Me
- Chapter 177 - 177 177 The Roadblocker
- Chapter 176 - 176 176 Just Relying on This Thing
- Chapter 175 - 175 175 Relying on a Mountain
- Chapter 174 - 174 174 Helpless to See the Flowers Fall Feels
- Chapter 173 - 173 173 Lin
- Chapter 172 - 172 172 This Thing is Very Familiar
- Chapter 171 - 171 171 Unlucky Stalker
- Chapter 170 - 170 170
- Chapter 169 - 169 169 You Dont Recognize It
- Chapter 168 - 168 168 Slip Away Front Stay Behind
- Chapter 167 - 167 167
- Chapter 166: It's Hard Being A Cat
- Chapter 165: What Does That Cat Want?
- Chapter 164: And The Show Begins
- Chapter 163: That Room
- Chapter 162: Pick The Lock?
- Chapter 161: As A Cat, I Feel Sad
- Chapter 160: Revenge Is A Natural Instinct
- Chapter 159: Zheng Tan Is A Cat
- Chapter 158: Hello Neighbor
- Chapter 157: Friend Of The Ladies'
- Chapter 156: Keep Demons At Bay? F*ck That!
- Chapter 155: Are You Serious?
- Chapter 154: Cats Are Idiots
- Chapter 153: Do You Know A Cat's Pain?
- Chapter 152: Spring Is A Lovely Season
- Chapter 151: Crossed The Line
- Chapter 150: Findings
- Chapter 149: Catfather
- Chapter 148: His Ending
- Chapter 147: Chen Zhe
- Chapter 146: Lai Er
- Chapter 145: Good Or Bad?
- Chapter 144: There's Something Off About That Man
- Chapter 143: Right-Handed? Left-Handed?
- Chapter 142: A Black Cat At The Door
- Chapter 141: I Faked It All
- Chapter 140: Fate
- Chapter 139: New Years And Red Pockets
- Chapter 138: The Revenge Of A Cat
- Chapter 137: Kids And Fire Crackers
- Chapter 136: Chapters of the Past
- Chapter 135: This Wasn't The Same Cat
- Chapter 134: Same Accent, Different Person
- Chapter 133: Go For A Ride
- Chapter 132: Nothing To Do But Cry
- Chapter 131: Cosmic Velocity
- Chapter 130: Swallows and Swans
- Chapter 129: What Did He Do To Deserve That?
- Chapter 128: A Hero
- Chapter 127: When Cats Run Into Thieves
- Chapter 126: Car Models
- Chapter 125: The People In the Old Building
- Chapter 124: When Can He Get His Own Car?
- Chapter 123: A Big Client? A Kid?
- Chapter 122: Peeing
- Chapter 121: It's Father is a Cat?
- Chapter 120: Combat Capability Leaderboard
- Chapter 119: 100% Organic
- Chapter 118: A Very Noisy Parrot
- Chapter 117: What Had He Missed?
- Chapter 116: The Cat On The Commander's Post
- Chapter 115: Lead The Way
- Chapter 114: Jiao Yuan, Your Cat
- Chapter 113: Study Hard And Improve Every Day
- Chapter 112: That Weird Child
- Chapter 111: Checking Out The Middle School
- Chapter 110: The Unattainable Six Pack
- Chapter 109: The Untouchable Cats And Dogs
- Chapter 108: Need To Let Off Steam
- Chapter 107: The Pain Of Not Having Whiskers
- Chapter 106: My Whiskers!
- Chapter 105: Kick!
- Chapter 104: Time To Cause Trouble
- Chapter 103: The Cat Ran Away
- Chapter 102: His Life Was Depressing
- Chapter 101: The Party
- Chapter 100: Why Did You Bring The Cat?
- Chapter 99: Your Cat Daddy Is Buying A Car
- Chapter 98: Relying On The Cat
- Chapter 97: We Got To Talk
- Chapter 96: Got A Problem? Better Call Charcoal!
- Chapter 95: The Four Musketeers At Military Training
- Chapter 94: Cat Tree
- Chapter 93: Everyone Knew Charcoal
- Chapter 92: How F*cking Embarassing
- Chapter 91: Duke
- Chapter 90: The Women's Room? Got To Do What You Got To Do
- Chapter 89: Backbone Sahara, Backbone
- Chapter 88: Let's Go Swimming
- Chapter 87: Super cat
- Chapter 86: The Large Cat Wanted To Stay
- Chapter 85: The Cat From Hell (3)
- Chapter 84: The Cat From Hell (2)
- Chapter 83: The Cat From Hell (1)
- Chapter 82: Mr. Tree-Hole
- Chapter 81: Come Say Hello
- Chapter 80: Success
- Chapter 79: The Contact Was A Cat?
- Chapter 78: What a Dumb Cat
- Chapter 77: Time For Hair and Makeup
- Chapter 76: Kitty Zhuo
- Chapter 75: Was The Buddha A Cat Person?
- Chapter 74: It Would Scare People
- Chapter 73: This Cat...
- Chapter 72: It Was Their Own Doing
- Chapter 71: Bringing a Cat To The Club
- Chapter 70: No Need to Kneel
- Chapter 69: I'll Take You Out For Some Fun
- Chapter 68: Hurray For The Men Who Catsit For Their Ladies
- Chapter 67: Check the Blinds Before 'Doing' Things
- Chapter 66: So You Simply Used Mr. Fang
- Chapter 65: It was that jerk!
- Chapter 64: I didn't kick the balls
- Chapter 63: Robbery
- Chapter 62: Young man, want to collaborate?
- Chapter 61: This dumbass street performance
- Chapter 60: His head must have been kicked by a donkey
- Chapter 59: Want to play with the phone? Here it is, go ahead
- Chapter 58: This definitely ain't true love
- Chapter 57: How many legs does a cat walk with?
- Chapter 56: Zheng Tan, you are such an idiot!
- Chapter 55: Buddy, hand me the cat tag!
- Chapter 54: Heading to the Southern City
- Chapter 53: Escaping "the den of monsters"
- Chapter 52: Charcoal has really been kidnapped
- Chapter 51: The cat thief
- Chapter 50: Cat trap, the courtyard has livened up again
- Chapter 49: Careful about that cat
- Chapter 48: Senior, your kidney
- Chapter 47: No sense of shame!
- Chapter 46: A Cat Is Watching You
- Chapter 45: Thief?
- Chapter 44: This Black Cat Is Special
- Chapter 43: A Missing Bottle of Liquor
- Chapter 42: That Sahara Guy Is Asking for a Beating!
- Chapter 41: Charcoal, What Happened to You?
- Chapter 40: How About a Meow?
- Chapter 39: Just Won't Let You Touch Me
- Chapter 38: Private Cat Property, No Entry for Outside Cats
- Chapter 37: I’m Answering Questions, Not Leaking the Test
- Chapter 36: A Cat that Survived On the Streets
- Chapter 35: Catzilla – The She-male of the World of Cats
- Chapter 34: Nice Work Painting Soybeans and Peas
- Chapter 33: A Chesty Foreign Visitor is Coming This Way
- Chapter 32: It can't be because of the cat
- Chapter 31: Charcoal, Did You Do Something Again?
- Chapter 30: Every School Had One or Two ‘PhD’ Roads
- Chapter 29: What Are You Looking At
- Chapter 28: Your Li Yuanba is Pregnant
- Chapter 27: Who Knows What Cats Are Thinking
- Chapter 26: Bite My Ear If You Dare
- Chapter 25: Owed The Cat a Favor
- Chapter 24: The Guy On the Motorcycle Has A Cat On His Back
- Chapter 23: You Need Five Tries to Wake a Cat
- Chapter 22: Motion Sickness Pills Can Be Deadly
- Chapter 21: There Are Five Genders
- Chapter 20: Good Boy, Mighty
- Chapter 19: The Thieves Are On the Move Again
- Chapter 18: Charcoal, Help Out at Home
- Chapter 17: A Call From The Cat
- Chapter 16: The Fat Cat Can Jump
- Chapter 15: What Did You Do Now, Charcoal?
- Chapter 14: So Nepenthe is Daylily?
- Chapter 13: Kids These Days
- Chapter 12: Fleas are the Worst
- Chapter 11: Act cute? Hell no!
- Chapter 10: Hey! Hey…F*ck
- Chapter 9: Boss, Did Your Cat Run Away?
- Chapter 8: Be a Good Boy When Home Alone
- Chapter 7: Can’t Eat the Guinea Pig
- Chapter 6: The Four Musketeers and the Parrot with Everything
- Chapter 5: Fantasuperaculous
- Chapter 4: You Can Do It, Charcoal
- Chapter 3: This Is How You Teach a Cat
- Chapter 2: Can I Borrow Your Cat
- Chapter 1: Everything Happens for the Best