Chapter 288: 281 Chapter 288: 281 By the time Qi Da appeared, Zheng Tan was already prepared, and when he heard some noises drawing nearer, Zheng Tan didn’t just stand there exchanging stares with Qi Da.
Outnumbered, not running would be idiotic.
Qi Da had originally planned to strike an even more flamboyant pose, but in the blink of an eye, he saw that Black Cat sprinting away.
In Qi Da’s impression, Zheng Tan was fierce, difficult to get along with, had a nasty temper, and was quick to throw punches, so Qi Da always thought Zheng Tan would bravely engage in a one-against-many fight with the companions he had summoned, but the current situation dumbfounded Qi Da.
Two seconds later, Qi Da snapped back to reality and quickly chased after him, even though his companions hadn’t arrived yet, but having that cat on his true home turf without seeking revenge didn’t sit right. Chase!
Zheng Tan ran fast and also kept an eye on the surroundings to avoid forgetting the path in his blind haste. He couldn’t run back now, the monkeys were all on that side, so Zheng Tan kept moving forward.
The mountain was mostly covered with dense forests and there were various bushes below.
Running on the ground, Zheng Tan was leaving the noises behind him farther and farther, only Qi Da was a bit closer. However, Qi Da wasn’t idle while chasing; he kept making a series of noises, probably continuing to summon his companions.
Ermao had previously mentioned that there weren’t many monkeys seen on the mountain, but now, Zheng Tan fully realized that this place, indeed, had lots of monkeys.
Although the pursuers behind him hadn’t caught up, Zheng Tan heard noises ahead as well.
All the monkeys around that could hear Qi Da’s voice were gathering this way, sending a chill through Zheng Tan’s heart. Just by listening, he could tell there were quite a few monkeys, probably twenty or thirty, maybe even more.
Two or three monkeys, Zheng Tan could handle; too many, and he wasn’t sure, especially since this was the monkeys’ home field.
Some monkeys were already getting close from the side.
Snap!
Something that looked like a pinecone fell at Zheng Tan’s feet, he glanced at it with the corner of his eye but didn’t pay much attention and continued running.
Snap! Snap!
A succession of unknown objects were thrown at him, presumably because these monkeys often practiced throwing things and had not bad aim. If Zheng Tan hadn’t been running but had stayed still instead, the monkeys probably would have hit their mark ninety percent of the time.
Several objects hit Zheng Tan; it wasn’t painful, but it was annoying. Moreover, with Qi Da’s sounds that sounded like schadenfreude from behind, it really irritated Zheng Tan.
Faced with blockades ahead, pursuers from behind, and attacks from the side, Zheng Tan suddenly leaped up, climbing up a large tree next to him. He didn’t continue forward but used the momentum to turn back, running the other way on the tree.
The monkeys on the side picking up things to throw at Zheng Tan were so surprised by the scene that they momentarily couldn’t react on what to do next, maintaining their throwing posture but their gaze followed Zheng Tan’s movements.
Qi Da, closely following, suddenly stopped his shouting when he saw the figure rushing from the tree ahead, grabbing onto a tree branch to stop himself. He was surprised that the Black Cat could jump so agilely from tree to tree just like them monkeys, and seeing that rushing figure, Qi Da inexplicably felt timid, but glancing around at the few companions he had, Qi Da’s courage bulged again, and he yelled at Zheng Tan.
Whether he was trying to intimidate or swearing, Zheng Tan totally couldn’t understand. Fu Lei used to target the guy he hated most in fights and beat them severely; Zheng Tan planned to do the same. Now that he couldn’t avoid encountering that group of monkeys and probably couldn’t avoid a group fight either, all he wanted was to give the most deserving Qi Da a good beating.
Qi Da dodged Zheng Tan’s kick but not his slap, so, the prankster was directly smacked off the tree.
Being a monkey on his home turf also had its advantages; Qi Da grabbed a tree branch and landed steadily on the ground, stepped back, touched his shoulder that just got slapped, shouted at Zheng Tan who was about four meters away, and then casually picked up a pinecone that other monkeys had thrown and tossed it at Zheng Tan.
Zheng Tan saw Qi Da glance toward the ground next to him and knew what he was up to; he had initially planned to dodge, but seeing a tree branch about three centimeters in diameter and roughly half a meter long at his feet, he just grabbed it, clutched the branch tightly with both paws, aimed at the incoming pinecone, and swung.
Snap!
The pinecone was sent flying back and hit Qi Da right on the forehead.
When Zheng Tan had gripped the branch, he hadn’t fully gotten into the swing of things; the swing was too high, and the pinecone had hit Qi Da’s forehead because he was mesmerized watching it sent high up and then falling down, forgetting to react, and got hit by the descending pinecone.
The monkeys perched on the trees around started to shout, some seemed to jump around excitedly, and one even clapped its hands.
Zheng Tan: “…” Why are these monkeys getting excited when Qi Da is hit?
Right now, Qi Da also felt stupefied. Although his companions weren’t knowledgeable, cultured, or well-informed, Qi Da always considered himself a worldly, highbrow intellectual among monkeys. He had seen many cats, but never a four-limbed intact cat walk like that, and moreover, that Black Cat was clutching such a thick branch—did cats even have that much strength?!
Suddenly, Qi Da had a bad feeling.
This mountainous area had several stations designed to handle various emergencies—should any traveler encounter an accident or other problems, help would be readily available. Besides assisting travelers, these stations also guarded against poachers and forest fires during the dry season and, of course, kept an eye on the monkeys in the mountains.
At that moment, an on-duty staff member at a nearby station was startled by a waveform graph of sounds from a certain area displayed on the screen. Having worked there for years, they could link the different sounds made by the monkeys to their emotions thanks to training provided by some researchers at the base. Seeing the waveform graphs, the staff member quickly nudged another colleague who was napping.
“Something’s odd!”
The just-awakened colleague yawned but didn’t dally, fearing someone might be targeting the monkeys.
Although they couldn’t accurately distinguish from the somewhat distorted and noisy audio which kind of calls the monkeys were making, there were several types of alarm calls. Typically, if there were poachers around or if large predators threatened to pose a severe danger, the monkeys would emit alarm calls filled with fear and caution. Their documents listed one particular alarm call emitted by the monkeys during intense conflicts, accompanied by behaviors such as facing off, retreating, trembling, and looking around in terror, ready to flee. If they encountered that waveform graph, there definitely would be trouble, and the staff members would rush over, but now…
“Those monkeys seem excited?” These waveforms and audio puzzled them.
To judge more accurately, the duty personnel pulled out a set of waveform data that a professor who studied local wild monkeys had given them. It showed what emotional state corresponded to which waveform—a guide that, though not 100 percent accurate, had proved mostly correct over the years and was of great reference value.
“Yes, those monkeys are indeed excited.”
“Should we go check it out?”
“No need to go, those monkeys probably found something fun again.”
“I’ll go take a look, just to be safe,” said the staff member, printing a copy of the waveform shown on the instrument as a record.
“Never mind, I’ll go too—better safe than sorry, and I can lend a hand if something’s up. Sigh, tending to monkeys is no easy task.”
Zheng Tan was unaware that someone had noticed something going on here; he had just knocked back whatever fruit Qi Da had thrown at him. His throws hadn’t hit Qi Da mainly because the fellow was on his guard now, dodging quickly. Additionally, Zheng Tan wasn’t very good at controlling the direction of his strikes; at most, he could only hit the object toward the target, certainly not with the same luck and precision as the first time.
Of course, for the surrounding monkeys who were watching, accuracy didn’t matter; what mattered was that Zheng Tan had struck the object out.
Zheng Tan now finally understood what these monkeys were excited about. He recognized a few familiar monkeys; maybe to people, all monkeys look the same, but Zheng Tan could still spot some differences. Those familiar monkeys were the ones he had seen at the base when he had followed Ermao and the others up the mountain. Back then, these monkeys were watching the students at the base play soccer. He heard that the monkeys often watched the students play badminton and exercise ball too, sometimes even cheering, just like when Zheng Tan knocked back Qi Da’s pine cone, those monkeys loudly cheered.
This left Zheng Tan speechless; he had been prepared for a tough battle, not expecting it to turn out this way. Then again, he had pictured these monkeys as more dangerous than they were—after all, this was a tourist area. Although the monkeys were wild, they had frequent contact with humans and were generally more gentle. Even if they were mischievous and occasionally played pranks, they wouldn’t attack people or other animals. The villagers had quite a few cats, and it was probably the same. Even though they had come at Qi Da’s call, they hadn’t shown much hostility toward Zheng Tan, especially now that Zheng Tan had been swinging branches well, akin to the students playing badminton at the base, thereby turning these monkeys instantly from fighters to comedians.
What could he say? How should he put it?
Look at Qi Da, then at the surrounding monkeys.
Sigh!
If you want to put it artistically, it’s like, “He who touches pitch will be defiled.” Or more plainly, “Birds of a feather flock together.” Isn’t that why they say monkey friends are comedians?
Comedian monkeys make for plenty of laughs.
Suddenly, a monkey noticed some movement nearby and made a few calls; other monkeys also looked in that direction.
It was the two duty staff members.
Zheng Tan realized that people were coming and tossed aside the branch, quickly darting away.
After Zheng Tan left, an adult monkey—often seen at the base watching—came down from a tree to pick up the branch. Immediately, a little companion threw a pine cone.
The monkey with the stick pouted its lips and swung!
Smack!
Though it took some effort and the swing wasn’t directed at Qi Da, miraculously, the pine cone was hit and flew directly towards Qi Da, striking his unprepared leg.
The surrounding monkeys, slapping branches and their legs, leaped up and down, joyfully shouting.
Qi Da: “…” Really feels like crying.
Meanwhile, Zheng Tan, who had initially planned to head straight back, caught a scent that was somewhat familiar but not entirely so.
Changing the direction he was headed, Zheng Tan went toward that smell. (To be continued. If you like this work, please consider voting at qidian.com where your support greatly motivates us. Mobile users, please visit m.qidian.com to read.)
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Chapters
- Chapter 328 - 328 321 The Unexpected Red Envelope
- Chapter 327 - 327 320 New Years Money From the Cat
- Chapter 326 - 326 319 The Donkey Cart
- Chapter 325 - 325 318 The Cat in a Vest
- Chapter 324 - 324 317 Snow Disaster
- Chapter 323 - 323 316 Problematic Girl
- Chapter 322 - 322 315 Please Call Me the Red Scarf
- Chapter 321 - 321 314 Thank You Gift (Three Updates)
- Chapter 320 - 320 313 Fierce (Second Update)
- Chapter 319 - 319 312 Exposure (Part 1)
- Chapter 318 - 318 311 Not an Illusion
- Chapter 317 - 317 310 Young Master Xiao
- Chapter 316 - 316 309
- Chapter 315 - 315 308 Coming to See the Arctic Cat
- Chapter 314 - 314 307
- Chapter 313 - 313 306
- Chapter 312 - 312 305 Dedication to Art
- Chapter 311 - 311 304 Joint Performance
- Chapter 310 - 310 303 Seeking to Perform
- Chapter 309 - 309 302 Undermining the Foundation
- Chapter 308 - 308 301 The Photo
- Chapter 307 - 307 300 Identical
- Chapter 306 - 306 299 Cell Phone Charm
- Chapter 305 - 305 298 Gem Level
- Chapter 304 - 304 297 Scare You to Death
- Chapter 303 - 303 296 The Cat by the Pond
- Chapter 302 - 302 295 Boss Cai
- Chapter 301 - 301 294 Youre Welcome
- Chapter 300 - 300 293
- Chapter 299 - 299 292 Your Lucky Cat was scared away by that dog
- Chapter 298 - 298 291 Cut Ear
- Chapter 297 - 297 290 Old Friend
- Chapter 296 - 296 289 Return to the South
- Chapter 295 - 295 288 Domestic Violence
- Chapter 294 - 294 287 Leading the Way
- Chapter 293 - 293 286 Advertisement Text Message
- Chapter 292 - 292 285 A Gentle Needle
- Chapter 291 - 291 284 You Are Sick
- Chapter 290 - 290 283 Demonic Barrier
- Chapter 289 - 289 282 Orchid
- Chapter 288 - 288 281
- Chapter 287 - 287 280 Crooked Idea
- Chapter 286 - 286 279 Invitation
- Chapter 285 - 285 278 All Cats Are Hua Crazy
- Chapter 284 - 284 277 Harassment Tactics
- Chapter 283 - 283 276 Not Going Back
- Chapter 282 - 282 275 Youzis Mom
- Chapter 281 - 281 274 Four 8s
- Chapter 280 - 280 273 68
- Chapter 279 - 279 272 Night Raid
- Chapter 278 - 278 271 It Really Is You
- Chapter 277 - 277 270 Swipe a Card Swipe a Cat
- Chapter 276 - 276 269 Triumph
- Chapter 275 - 275 268 Black is this Cat
- Chapter 274 - 274 267 Call the Police
- Chapter 273 - 273 266 The God-like Middle School Student
- Chapter 272 - 272 265 The Gentleman Thief
- Chapter 271 - 271 264 Theft Incident
- Chapter 270 - 270 263 The Wealthy Cat
- Chapter 269 - 269 262 Great Potential in Such Businesses
- Chapter 268 - 268 261 A Slap
- Chapter 267 - 267 260 Who Are You
- Chapter 266 - 266 259 Recharging Phone Credit is a Difficult
- Chapter 265 - 265 258 Mobile Phone
- Chapter 264 - 264 257 A Huge Gecko
- Chapter 263 - 263 256 Bad Guy
- Chapter 262 - 262 255
- Chapter 261 - 261 254 Mr. Jiao Truly Is Awesome
- Chapter 260 - 260 253 Your Cat Has Given Birth to Kittens
- Chapter 259 - 259 252 Just Ran Away Like That
- Chapter 258 - 258 251 The Familiar Cat
- Chapter 257 - 257 250 Tenant
- Chapter 256 - 256 249 Leveling Up by Killing Monsters
- Chapter 255 - 255 248 Does this kind of accidental event
- Chapter 254 - 254 247 A Drop of Blood Worth Ten Thousand
- Chapter 253 - 253 246 Being Watched
- Chapter 252 - 252 245 Its a commendation but also a
- Chapter 251 - 251 244 Return to Base
- Chapter 250 - 250 243 Red Rat
- Chapter 249 - 249 242 Cat Swarm
- Chapter 248 - 248 241 Date with a Girl
- Chapter 247 - 247 240 Fire
- Chapter 246 - 246 239 The Cat in the Night
- Chapter 245 - 245 238 Specimens in the Natural History
- Chapter 244 - 244 237
- Chapter 243 - 243 236 The Boss is Back
- Chapter 242 - 242 235 Strategic Scientist
- Chapter 241 - 241 234 Group Photo
- Chapter 240 - 240 233 Living BC
- Chapter 239 - 239 232 Seeing Da Mi Again
- Chapter 238 - 238 231 Event Venue
- Chapter 237 - 237 230 Invitation
- Chapter 236 - 236 229 Why Bother Arguing with a Cat
- Chapter 235 - 235 228 Four Cuckoo Calls
- Chapter 234 - 234 227 Are You Freaking Kidding Me
- Chapter 233 - 233 226 Enemies on a Narrow Road
- Chapter 232 - 232 225 Attend to
- Chapter 231 - 231 224 Advanced Scammer_2
- Chapter 230 - 230 224 Advanced Scammer
- Chapter 229 - 229 223 The Black Cat on the Wall
- Chapter 228 - 228 222 Cat Car
- Chapter 227 - 227 221 How Are You Two Here_2
- Chapter 226 - 226 221 How are you two here
- Chapter 225 - 225 220 The Bound Person_2
- Chapter 224 - 224 220 The Bound Person
- Chapter 223 - 223 219 Stand By
- Chapter 222 - 222 218 Marks
- Chapter 221 - 221 217 Do Brother a Favor
- Chapter 220 - 220 216 Dont Cause Trouble
- Chapter 219 - 219 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head_2
- Chapter 218 - 218 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head
- Chapter 217 - 217 214 How Are These Two Here
- Chapter 216 - 216 213 Too Foolish or Too Bold
- Chapter 215 - 215 212 Little Buddy_2
- Chapter 214 - 214 212 Little Companions
- Chapter 213 - 213 211 Are You the Clown Invited by the
- Chapter 212 - 212 210 The Ambusher
- Chapter 211 - 211 209 Exclusive Private Room
- Chapter 210 - 210 208 The Fate of Big and Little Rice
- Chapter 209 - 209 207 Choosing a Kitten_2
- Chapter 208 - 208 207 Picking a Kitten
- Chapter 207 - 207 206 Luck This Thing
- Chapter 206 - 206 205 Saving People
- Chapter 205 - 205 204 Different Buyers
- Chapter 204 - 204 203 Why Her
- Chapter 203 - 203 202 Encountered Evil_2
- Chapter 202 - 202 202 The Collision with Evil
- Chapter 201 - 201 201 Tacit Understanding
- Chapter 200 - 200 200 That Cat Was Playing Her
- Chapter 199 - 199 199 Gu Family
- Chapter 198 - 198 198 Da Mi and Xiao Mi
- Chapter 197 - 197 197 Peanuts
- Chapter 196 - 196 196 Is it yours
- Chapter 195 - 195 195 Well-Intentioned
- Chapter 194 - 194 194 The Divine Beast Comes
- Chapter 193 - 193 193 Rare to Have Such a Cat
- Chapter 192 - 192 192 Uncertain Factors
- Chapter 191 - 191 191 Feeling Really Great
- Chapter 190 - 190 190 Be nicer to that Black Cat
- Chapter 189 - 189 189 Cats Fantasy
- Chapter 188 - 188 188 You Dare to Throw I Dare to Pick Up
- Chapter 187 - 187 187 The Old Man Who Plays the Erhu
- Chapter 186 - 186 186 Bad Temper
- Chapter 185 - 185 185 The Curtain Falls
- Chapter 184 - 184 184
- Chapter 183 - 183 183 Ive Been Waiting for You
- Chapter 182 - 182 182 If Theres Anger It Must Be Ventilated
- Chapter 181 - 181 181
- Chapter 180 - 180 180 Beat Them Up First
- Chapter 179 - 179 179 The Thief is a Cat
- Chapter 178 - 178 178 You Dare to Pretend with Me
- Chapter 177 - 177 177 The Roadblocker
- Chapter 176 - 176 176 Just Relying on This Thing
- Chapter 175 - 175 175 Relying on a Mountain
- Chapter 174 - 174 174 Helpless to See the Flowers Fall Feels
- Chapter 173 - 173 173 Lin
- Chapter 172 - 172 172 This Thing is Very Familiar
- Chapter 171 - 171 171 Unlucky Stalker
- Chapter 170 - 170 170
- Chapter 169 - 169 169 You Dont Recognize It
- Chapter 168 - 168 168 Slip Away Front Stay Behind
- Chapter 167 - 167 167
- Chapter 166: It's Hard Being A Cat
- Chapter 165: What Does That Cat Want?
- Chapter 164: And The Show Begins
- Chapter 163: That Room
- Chapter 162: Pick The Lock?
- Chapter 161: As A Cat, I Feel Sad
- Chapter 160: Revenge Is A Natural Instinct
- Chapter 159: Zheng Tan Is A Cat
- Chapter 158: Hello Neighbor
- Chapter 157: Friend Of The Ladies'
- Chapter 156: Keep Demons At Bay? F*ck That!
- Chapter 155: Are You Serious?
- Chapter 154: Cats Are Idiots
- Chapter 153: Do You Know A Cat's Pain?
- Chapter 152: Spring Is A Lovely Season
- Chapter 151: Crossed The Line
- Chapter 150: Findings
- Chapter 149: Catfather
- Chapter 148: His Ending
- Chapter 147: Chen Zhe
- Chapter 146: Lai Er
- Chapter 145: Good Or Bad?
- Chapter 144: There's Something Off About That Man
- Chapter 143: Right-Handed? Left-Handed?
- Chapter 142: A Black Cat At The Door
- Chapter 141: I Faked It All
- Chapter 140: Fate
- Chapter 139: New Years And Red Pockets
- Chapter 138: The Revenge Of A Cat
- Chapter 137: Kids And Fire Crackers
- Chapter 136: Chapters of the Past
- Chapter 135: This Wasn't The Same Cat
- Chapter 134: Same Accent, Different Person
- Chapter 133: Go For A Ride
- Chapter 132: Nothing To Do But Cry
- Chapter 131: Cosmic Velocity
- Chapter 130: Swallows and Swans
- Chapter 129: What Did He Do To Deserve That?
- Chapter 128: A Hero
- Chapter 127: When Cats Run Into Thieves
- Chapter 126: Car Models
- Chapter 125: The People In the Old Building
- Chapter 124: When Can He Get His Own Car?
- Chapter 123: A Big Client? A Kid?
- Chapter 122: Peeing
- Chapter 121: It's Father is a Cat?
- Chapter 120: Combat Capability Leaderboard
- Chapter 119: 100% Organic
- Chapter 118: A Very Noisy Parrot
- Chapter 117: What Had He Missed?
- Chapter 116: The Cat On The Commander's Post
- Chapter 115: Lead The Way
- Chapter 114: Jiao Yuan, Your Cat
- Chapter 113: Study Hard And Improve Every Day
- Chapter 112: That Weird Child
- Chapter 111: Checking Out The Middle School
- Chapter 110: The Unattainable Six Pack
- Chapter 109: The Untouchable Cats And Dogs
- Chapter 108: Need To Let Off Steam
- Chapter 107: The Pain Of Not Having Whiskers
- Chapter 106: My Whiskers!
- Chapter 105: Kick!
- Chapter 104: Time To Cause Trouble
- Chapter 103: The Cat Ran Away
- Chapter 102: His Life Was Depressing
- Chapter 101: The Party
- Chapter 100: Why Did You Bring The Cat?
- Chapter 99: Your Cat Daddy Is Buying A Car
- Chapter 98: Relying On The Cat
- Chapter 97: We Got To Talk
- Chapter 96: Got A Problem? Better Call Charcoal!
- Chapter 95: The Four Musketeers At Military Training
- Chapter 94: Cat Tree
- Chapter 93: Everyone Knew Charcoal
- Chapter 92: How F*cking Embarassing
- Chapter 91: Duke
- Chapter 90: The Women's Room? Got To Do What You Got To Do
- Chapter 89: Backbone Sahara, Backbone
- Chapter 88: Let's Go Swimming
- Chapter 87: Super cat
- Chapter 86: The Large Cat Wanted To Stay
- Chapter 85: The Cat From Hell (3)
- Chapter 84: The Cat From Hell (2)
- Chapter 83: The Cat From Hell (1)
- Chapter 82: Mr. Tree-Hole
- Chapter 81: Come Say Hello
- Chapter 80: Success
- Chapter 79: The Contact Was A Cat?
- Chapter 78: What a Dumb Cat
- Chapter 77: Time For Hair and Makeup
- Chapter 76: Kitty Zhuo
- Chapter 75: Was The Buddha A Cat Person?
- Chapter 74: It Would Scare People
- Chapter 73: This Cat...
- Chapter 72: It Was Their Own Doing
- Chapter 71: Bringing a Cat To The Club
- Chapter 70: No Need to Kneel
- Chapter 69: I'll Take You Out For Some Fun
- Chapter 68: Hurray For The Men Who Catsit For Their Ladies
- Chapter 67: Check the Blinds Before 'Doing' Things
- Chapter 66: So You Simply Used Mr. Fang
- Chapter 65: It was that jerk!
- Chapter 64: I didn't kick the balls
- Chapter 63: Robbery
- Chapter 62: Young man, want to collaborate?
- Chapter 61: This dumbass street performance
- Chapter 60: His head must have been kicked by a donkey
- Chapter 59: Want to play with the phone? Here it is, go ahead
- Chapter 58: This definitely ain't true love
- Chapter 57: How many legs does a cat walk with?
- Chapter 56: Zheng Tan, you are such an idiot!
- Chapter 55: Buddy, hand me the cat tag!
- Chapter 54: Heading to the Southern City
- Chapter 53: Escaping "the den of monsters"
- Chapter 52: Charcoal has really been kidnapped
- Chapter 51: The cat thief
- Chapter 50: Cat trap, the courtyard has livened up again
- Chapter 49: Careful about that cat
- Chapter 48: Senior, your kidney
- Chapter 47: No sense of shame!
- Chapter 46: A Cat Is Watching You
- Chapter 45: Thief?
- Chapter 44: This Black Cat Is Special
- Chapter 43: A Missing Bottle of Liquor
- Chapter 42: That Sahara Guy Is Asking for a Beating!
- Chapter 41: Charcoal, What Happened to You?
- Chapter 40: How About a Meow?
- Chapter 39: Just Won't Let You Touch Me
- Chapter 38: Private Cat Property, No Entry for Outside Cats
- Chapter 37: I’m Answering Questions, Not Leaking the Test
- Chapter 36: A Cat that Survived On the Streets
- Chapter 35: Catzilla – The She-male of the World of Cats
- Chapter 34: Nice Work Painting Soybeans and Peas
- Chapter 33: A Chesty Foreign Visitor is Coming This Way
- Chapter 32: It can't be because of the cat
- Chapter 31: Charcoal, Did You Do Something Again?
- Chapter 30: Every School Had One or Two ‘PhD’ Roads
- Chapter 29: What Are You Looking At
- Chapter 28: Your Li Yuanba is Pregnant
- Chapter 27: Who Knows What Cats Are Thinking
- Chapter 26: Bite My Ear If You Dare
- Chapter 25: Owed The Cat a Favor
- Chapter 24: The Guy On the Motorcycle Has A Cat On His Back
- Chapter 23: You Need Five Tries to Wake a Cat
- Chapter 22: Motion Sickness Pills Can Be Deadly
- Chapter 21: There Are Five Genders
- Chapter 20: Good Boy, Mighty
- Chapter 19: The Thieves Are On the Move Again
- Chapter 18: Charcoal, Help Out at Home
- Chapter 17: A Call From The Cat
- Chapter 16: The Fat Cat Can Jump
- Chapter 15: What Did You Do Now, Charcoal?
- Chapter 14: So Nepenthe is Daylily?
- Chapter 13: Kids These Days
- Chapter 12: Fleas are the Worst
- Chapter 11: Act cute? Hell no!
- Chapter 10: Hey! Hey…F*ck
- Chapter 9: Boss, Did Your Cat Run Away?
- Chapter 8: Be a Good Boy When Home Alone
- Chapter 7: Can’t Eat the Guinea Pig
- Chapter 6: The Four Musketeers and the Parrot with Everything
- Chapter 5: Fantasuperaculous
- Chapter 4: You Can Do It, Charcoal
- Chapter 3: This Is How You Teach a Cat
- Chapter 2: Can I Borrow Your Cat
- Chapter 1: Everything Happens for the Best