Chapter 161: As A Cat, I Feel Sad
Er Mao was still talking about that cat when they got back on campus. He had given it food and made it a sign, but he showed no signs of wanting to adopt it.
Zheng Tan recalled the first time they met. He knew Er Mao didn’t dislike cats, but he also didn’t particularly like them. He was different than Long Qi though.
Oh well. He’d have to leave it to fate. He wanted the cat to be adopted but knew it couldn’t be forced.
Zheng Tan remembered a cat he met near the pet center. He sometimes went there when he was free. He once met an old man who had lost a leg. He was chatting with other people visiting the pet center. He said that it was important to pick pets to which you felt a connection. He wouldn’t raise a pet he didn’t feel close to no matter how precious the breed. His cat had lost a leg in a car accident. He had taken great care of it, and it was clear they had a good relationship.
If the owner disliked the pet, he wouldn’t take great care of it. If the pet disliked the owner, it would run away. Most cats weren’t like Li Yuanba and couldn’t find an owner by themselves. Duke was also a special case.
He took a different path than the one had taken when he left campus. It was still early, he didn’t want to go home to the Eastern quarters yet.
He would always take this path when he came back from walks at noon. He would pass by the auditorium which had a large LED screen outside which displayed the time. He needed to know when he should go pick up Youzi.
Er Mao was already on his way back to the eastern quarters when he realized Zheng Tan wasn’t beside him anymore. He found him and walked over.
Zheng Tan ignored him. It wasn’t like he could answer.
Er Mao had heard about Zheng Tan from Wei Ling, but Wei Ling had painted a very broad picture with no details. He couldn’t guess why this cat wasn’t going home even though it was lunchtime. It was only when he saw the gate of the elementary school that he realized the cat was picking up a child.
He had nothing to do at the moment. He wasn’t hungry either because he had never stopped eating on their little adventure, so he decided to wait with Zheng Tan.
Parents were here to pick up their children. Most of them knew Zheng Tan and greeted him warmly. Zheng Tan ignored all of them. He was a cat, and no one would take him not responding to being rude.
The bell rang and the kids started running out. Youzi saw Zheng Tan and rushed over. She saw Er Mao but didn’t say anything. She waited alongside Zheng Tan.
Er Mao didn’t understand. Were they missing someone?
Soon, Jiao Wei came running over.
“Sorry. The professor exceeded class time,” Jiao Wei said to Youzi; then he looked over at Er Mao. He was a new face and not a parent. Jiao Wei didn’t say anything to him. He took Youzi’s hand and started to leave.
“Where are you guys going?” Er Mao asked.
Jiao Wei eyed Er Mao suspiciously. He looked at Youzi who was also perplexed. He didn’t seem to be a friend of the family.
“I live in the same building as the Jiaos on the third floor. My last name’s Wang.” Er Mao introduced himself. Then he pointed at Zheng Tan and said, “I’m friends with the cat.”
Zheng Tan twitched his ears. They were not friends!
Jiao Wei immediately nodded. “Oh. So you know each other.”
Even Youzi seemed friendlier after he said all that. Er Mao was shocked. He never thought one day he would make contacts through a cat.
Jiao Wei introduced himself and invited Er Mao to lunch with them. “Come with us brother Wang. My treat today. My parents run the restaurant. If you like the food, do come again.”
Er Mao was not one to shy away from a free meal. “Sure. I’ll have a place to eat now.”
During lunch, Er Mao chatted with Jiao Wei, and somehow he mentioned Wei Ling.
“You’re a friend of brother Ling. My apologies for being so rude earlier.” Jiao Wei explained how Wei Ling helped him before. “Thanks to Charcoal, I was able to get brother Ling’s help. The restaurant wouldn’t still be here if not for him.”
No wonder he looked at the cat as if it wasn’t a pet, Er Mao thought.
Er Mao smiled. “Wei Ling and I learned martial arts together. He’s not around most of the time. If you run into trouble again, come to me. I’ll help you. I’m great in fights.”
Jiao Wei’s mouth twitched, but he managed a chuckle.
Er Mao left two packages of dessert he bought today for Jiao Wei’s parents. They didn’t frequent the old city and hadn’t tried many of snacks sold there.
That afternoon, Zheng Tan dropped Youzi off at school then went straight home. He locked the door just to be safe.
He turned on the computer and surfed the internet.
He read some news and celebrity gossip then went on the pet forum again.
He had wanted to read the post with his pictures again to satisfy his vanity, but the top post caught his eye. It was about a case of cat-torture.
In it was some pictures of a university student and a tortured cat. The cat was lying on the ground, its eye was still bleeding, and it was covered in wounds.
All the pictures were of the student and the dead cat. They were taken from all angles and made Zheng Tan shiver. It was like a horror movie.
He might not have been so affected if he was still human. Now, however, he was a cat and had once been caught and made to experience almost ending up in a restaurant that sold cat meat. The pictures made him very uncomfortable. It was even worce than seeing the man with all the tattoos throw a kitten on the ground.
The student in the pictures didn’t look like your typical bad guy. Zheng Tan scrolled down and read a bio on him. He was attending a top-tier university in another province and was considered an excellent student. His father was a rich entrepreneur, and his mother worked in management at a large company. The words ‘top-tier university’, ‘straight A student’ and ‘cat torturer’ did not go together, but he was all three. He had tortured and killed more than a dozen cats. He confessed to as much.
Zheng Tan never knew that apart from the man with the tattoos, people who seemed completely civilized tortured animals as well.
He didn’t want to look at the pictures anymore, so he scrolled down to read the comments.
“F*ck! How cruel! You call this one of the brightest minds in the country?!”
“Academic achievements have nothing to do with morals and character.”
“He should be shot dead, brought back to life and shot dead again.”
“Not only do you need to protect pets from cat traffickers, now you need to be careful of people who adopt with the wrong intentions. If you accidentally give a pet to these monsters in suits, you’ll have to live in regret.”
“I don’t see as many cats around my house anymore. I thought they were all caught by traffickers, could they have been caught by these maniacs and tortured?”
“There’s not that many lunatics around. Don’t scare yourself. Just be mindful of your cat. Especially if you let your cat outside the house.”
…
Back when he was human, he wouldn’t have cared about this kind of thing. He wouldn’t bat an eye when he read this post let alone argue with other people. Now, he was conflicted.
A person whose ID was ‘Irritable Cat’ said, “It’s all because of his upbringing. His father neglected him, mothers of this age are focused on their careers and don’t have time for their children as well. Neglect is even worse than physical abuse in a value. It makes a child feel worthless. Growing up like this, it’s easy to neglect the feelings of others.”
ID ‘Kitty magician Ai’ said, “Some people behave completely differently at home compared to when they are out in society. They might appear to be submissive and passive, but inside they are aggressive and hostile people. They suppress their real emotions in front of their bosses and coworkers, which cause them a great amount of stress. They take this out on those weaker than them. They don’t do this because they dislike those they bully or torture, but because of their bottled-up stress and anger…”
These were the last two rational comments.
Zheng Tan kept reading on.
“Isn’t he afraid of karma?”
“If karma was real, he would not be well and living now.”
“Calm down everyone.”
“If this happened to your cat, you wouldn’t want the bastard dead?”
“Aren’t these stray cats?”
“Stray cats are animals too. You speak as if its OK to kill stray cats.”
“At least legally, he’s fine.”
“Poor stray cats.”
…
“We can’t torture a person like torturing a cat. If he says, he’s going to repent and change. We shouldn’t give him extra pressure. If we outcast him, we could ruin him.”
“That’s hilarious. A dog will always eat shit.”
“You’re defaming dogs!”
…
The post ran ten pages. Zheng Tan read the other posts; the later comments were getting less and less civilized. People started throwing personal insults at each other.
Some were emphatically denouncing this man. They believe that if the law wasn’t going to punish this man, society should punish him. Others believe his crime was torturing animals, not humans.
Of course, on this forum, most people belonged to the former group. The later group did not belong to this forum but came over from other internet sites to argue a point.
Zheng Tan thought of the black and white cat with all the wounds. It was tortured as well, but luckily it was still alive.
Zheng Tan knew that no matter how people argued right now, people treated cats and humans with different standards. In a few years, that boy would be among the elites of society, and the dead cat would be forgotten.
From a species point of view, society had more tolerance for humans. Those who were successful would still live a great life no matter what they did to animals. If Zheng Tan were still human, he wouldn’t think so much about the matter, but now it made him upset.
He refreshed the page and realized the post now had fifteen pages of comments. The fight continued and was getting worse and worse.
Zheng Tan thought about it, then used his paws to move the mouse and clicked on the reply button. He typed, “As a cat, I feel sad.”
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 328 - 328 321 The Unexpected Red Envelope
- Chapter 327 - 327 320 New Years Money From the Cat
- Chapter 326 - 326 319 The Donkey Cart
- Chapter 325 - 325 318 The Cat in a Vest
- Chapter 324 - 324 317 Snow Disaster
- Chapter 323 - 323 316 Problematic Girl
- Chapter 322 - 322 315 Please Call Me the Red Scarf
- Chapter 321 - 321 314 Thank You Gift (Three Updates)
- Chapter 320 - 320 313 Fierce (Second Update)
- Chapter 319 - 319 312 Exposure (Part 1)
- Chapter 318 - 318 311 Not an Illusion
- Chapter 317 - 317 310 Young Master Xiao
- Chapter 316 - 316 309
- Chapter 315 - 315 308 Coming to See the Arctic Cat
- Chapter 314 - 314 307
- Chapter 313 - 313 306
- Chapter 312 - 312 305 Dedication to Art
- Chapter 311 - 311 304 Joint Performance
- Chapter 310 - 310 303 Seeking to Perform
- Chapter 309 - 309 302 Undermining the Foundation
- Chapter 308 - 308 301 The Photo
- Chapter 307 - 307 300 Identical
- Chapter 306 - 306 299 Cell Phone Charm
- Chapter 305 - 305 298 Gem Level
- Chapter 304 - 304 297 Scare You to Death
- Chapter 303 - 303 296 The Cat by the Pond
- Chapter 302 - 302 295 Boss Cai
- Chapter 301 - 301 294 Youre Welcome
- Chapter 300 - 300 293
- Chapter 299 - 299 292 Your Lucky Cat was scared away by that dog
- Chapter 298 - 298 291 Cut Ear
- Chapter 297 - 297 290 Old Friend
- Chapter 296 - 296 289 Return to the South
- Chapter 295 - 295 288 Domestic Violence
- Chapter 294 - 294 287 Leading the Way
- Chapter 293 - 293 286 Advertisement Text Message
- Chapter 292 - 292 285 A Gentle Needle
- Chapter 291 - 291 284 You Are Sick
- Chapter 290 - 290 283 Demonic Barrier
- Chapter 289 - 289 282 Orchid
- Chapter 288 - 288 281
- Chapter 287 - 287 280 Crooked Idea
- Chapter 286 - 286 279 Invitation
- Chapter 285 - 285 278 All Cats Are Hua Crazy
- Chapter 284 - 284 277 Harassment Tactics
- Chapter 283 - 283 276 Not Going Back
- Chapter 282 - 282 275 Youzis Mom
- Chapter 281 - 281 274 Four 8s
- Chapter 280 - 280 273 68
- Chapter 279 - 279 272 Night Raid
- Chapter 278 - 278 271 It Really Is You
- Chapter 277 - 277 270 Swipe a Card Swipe a Cat
- Chapter 276 - 276 269 Triumph
- Chapter 275 - 275 268 Black is this Cat
- Chapter 274 - 274 267 Call the Police
- Chapter 273 - 273 266 The God-like Middle School Student
- Chapter 272 - 272 265 The Gentleman Thief
- Chapter 271 - 271 264 Theft Incident
- Chapter 270 - 270 263 The Wealthy Cat
- Chapter 269 - 269 262 Great Potential in Such Businesses
- Chapter 268 - 268 261 A Slap
- Chapter 267 - 267 260 Who Are You
- Chapter 266 - 266 259 Recharging Phone Credit is a Difficult
- Chapter 265 - 265 258 Mobile Phone
- Chapter 264 - 264 257 A Huge Gecko
- Chapter 263 - 263 256 Bad Guy
- Chapter 262 - 262 255
- Chapter 261 - 261 254 Mr. Jiao Truly Is Awesome
- Chapter 260 - 260 253 Your Cat Has Given Birth to Kittens
- Chapter 259 - 259 252 Just Ran Away Like That
- Chapter 258 - 258 251 The Familiar Cat
- Chapter 257 - 257 250 Tenant
- Chapter 256 - 256 249 Leveling Up by Killing Monsters
- Chapter 255 - 255 248 Does this kind of accidental event
- Chapter 254 - 254 247 A Drop of Blood Worth Ten Thousand
- Chapter 253 - 253 246 Being Watched
- Chapter 252 - 252 245 Its a commendation but also a
- Chapter 251 - 251 244 Return to Base
- Chapter 250 - 250 243 Red Rat
- Chapter 249 - 249 242 Cat Swarm
- Chapter 248 - 248 241 Date with a Girl
- Chapter 247 - 247 240 Fire
- Chapter 246 - 246 239 The Cat in the Night
- Chapter 245 - 245 238 Specimens in the Natural History
- Chapter 244 - 244 237
- Chapter 243 - 243 236 The Boss is Back
- Chapter 242 - 242 235 Strategic Scientist
- Chapter 241 - 241 234 Group Photo
- Chapter 240 - 240 233 Living BC
- Chapter 239 - 239 232 Seeing Da Mi Again
- Chapter 238 - 238 231 Event Venue
- Chapter 237 - 237 230 Invitation
- Chapter 236 - 236 229 Why Bother Arguing with a Cat
- Chapter 235 - 235 228 Four Cuckoo Calls
- Chapter 234 - 234 227 Are You Freaking Kidding Me
- Chapter 233 - 233 226 Enemies on a Narrow Road
- Chapter 232 - 232 225 Attend to
- Chapter 231 - 231 224 Advanced Scammer_2
- Chapter 230 - 230 224 Advanced Scammer
- Chapter 229 - 229 223 The Black Cat on the Wall
- Chapter 228 - 228 222 Cat Car
- Chapter 227 - 227 221 How Are You Two Here_2
- Chapter 226 - 226 221 How are you two here
- Chapter 225 - 225 220 The Bound Person_2
- Chapter 224 - 224 220 The Bound Person
- Chapter 223 - 223 219 Stand By
- Chapter 222 - 222 218 Marks
- Chapter 221 - 221 217 Do Brother a Favor
- Chapter 220 - 220 216 Dont Cause Trouble
- Chapter 219 - 219 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head_2
- Chapter 218 - 218 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head
- Chapter 217 - 217 214 How Are These Two Here
- Chapter 216 - 216 213 Too Foolish or Too Bold
- Chapter 215 - 215 212 Little Buddy_2
- Chapter 214 - 214 212 Little Companions
- Chapter 213 - 213 211 Are You the Clown Invited by the
- Chapter 212 - 212 210 The Ambusher
- Chapter 211 - 211 209 Exclusive Private Room
- Chapter 210 - 210 208 The Fate of Big and Little Rice
- Chapter 209 - 209 207 Choosing a Kitten_2
- Chapter 208 - 208 207 Picking a Kitten
- Chapter 207 - 207 206 Luck This Thing
- Chapter 206 - 206 205 Saving People
- Chapter 205 - 205 204 Different Buyers
- Chapter 204 - 204 203 Why Her
- Chapter 203 - 203 202 Encountered Evil_2
- Chapter 202 - 202 202 The Collision with Evil
- Chapter 201 - 201 201 Tacit Understanding
- Chapter 200 - 200 200 That Cat Was Playing Her
- Chapter 199 - 199 199 Gu Family
- Chapter 198 - 198 198 Da Mi and Xiao Mi
- Chapter 197 - 197 197 Peanuts
- Chapter 196 - 196 196 Is it yours
- Chapter 195 - 195 195 Well-Intentioned
- Chapter 194 - 194 194 The Divine Beast Comes
- Chapter 193 - 193 193 Rare to Have Such a Cat
- Chapter 192 - 192 192 Uncertain Factors
- Chapter 191 - 191 191 Feeling Really Great
- Chapter 190 - 190 190 Be nicer to that Black Cat
- Chapter 189 - 189 189 Cats Fantasy
- Chapter 188 - 188 188 You Dare to Throw I Dare to Pick Up
- Chapter 187 - 187 187 The Old Man Who Plays the Erhu
- Chapter 186 - 186 186 Bad Temper
- Chapter 185 - 185 185 The Curtain Falls
- Chapter 184 - 184 184
- Chapter 183 - 183 183 Ive Been Waiting for You
- Chapter 182 - 182 182 If Theres Anger It Must Be Ventilated
- Chapter 181 - 181 181
- Chapter 180 - 180 180 Beat Them Up First
- Chapter 179 - 179 179 The Thief is a Cat
- Chapter 178 - 178 178 You Dare to Pretend with Me
- Chapter 177 - 177 177 The Roadblocker
- Chapter 176 - 176 176 Just Relying on This Thing
- Chapter 175 - 175 175 Relying on a Mountain
- Chapter 174 - 174 174 Helpless to See the Flowers Fall Feels
- Chapter 173 - 173 173 Lin
- Chapter 172 - 172 172 This Thing is Very Familiar
- Chapter 171 - 171 171 Unlucky Stalker
- Chapter 170 - 170 170
- Chapter 169 - 169 169 You Dont Recognize It
- Chapter 168 - 168 168 Slip Away Front Stay Behind
- Chapter 167 - 167 167
- Chapter 166: It's Hard Being A Cat
- Chapter 165: What Does That Cat Want?
- Chapter 164: And The Show Begins
- Chapter 163: That Room
- Chapter 162: Pick The Lock?
- Chapter 161: As A Cat, I Feel Sad
- Chapter 160: Revenge Is A Natural Instinct
- Chapter 159: Zheng Tan Is A Cat
- Chapter 158: Hello Neighbor
- Chapter 157: Friend Of The Ladies'
- Chapter 156: Keep Demons At Bay? F*ck That!
- Chapter 155: Are You Serious?
- Chapter 154: Cats Are Idiots
- Chapter 153: Do You Know A Cat's Pain?
- Chapter 152: Spring Is A Lovely Season
- Chapter 151: Crossed The Line
- Chapter 150: Findings
- Chapter 149: Catfather
- Chapter 148: His Ending
- Chapter 147: Chen Zhe
- Chapter 146: Lai Er
- Chapter 145: Good Or Bad?
- Chapter 144: There's Something Off About That Man
- Chapter 143: Right-Handed? Left-Handed?
- Chapter 142: A Black Cat At The Door
- Chapter 141: I Faked It All
- Chapter 140: Fate
- Chapter 139: New Years And Red Pockets
- Chapter 138: The Revenge Of A Cat
- Chapter 137: Kids And Fire Crackers
- Chapter 136: Chapters of the Past
- Chapter 135: This Wasn't The Same Cat
- Chapter 134: Same Accent, Different Person
- Chapter 133: Go For A Ride
- Chapter 132: Nothing To Do But Cry
- Chapter 131: Cosmic Velocity
- Chapter 130: Swallows and Swans
- Chapter 129: What Did He Do To Deserve That?
- Chapter 128: A Hero
- Chapter 127: When Cats Run Into Thieves
- Chapter 126: Car Models
- Chapter 125: The People In the Old Building
- Chapter 124: When Can He Get His Own Car?
- Chapter 123: A Big Client? A Kid?
- Chapter 122: Peeing
- Chapter 121: It's Father is a Cat?
- Chapter 120: Combat Capability Leaderboard
- Chapter 119: 100% Organic
- Chapter 118: A Very Noisy Parrot
- Chapter 117: What Had He Missed?
- Chapter 116: The Cat On The Commander's Post
- Chapter 115: Lead The Way
- Chapter 114: Jiao Yuan, Your Cat
- Chapter 113: Study Hard And Improve Every Day
- Chapter 112: That Weird Child
- Chapter 111: Checking Out The Middle School
- Chapter 110: The Unattainable Six Pack
- Chapter 109: The Untouchable Cats And Dogs
- Chapter 108: Need To Let Off Steam
- Chapter 107: The Pain Of Not Having Whiskers
- Chapter 106: My Whiskers!
- Chapter 105: Kick!
- Chapter 104: Time To Cause Trouble
- Chapter 103: The Cat Ran Away
- Chapter 102: His Life Was Depressing
- Chapter 101: The Party
- Chapter 100: Why Did You Bring The Cat?
- Chapter 99: Your Cat Daddy Is Buying A Car
- Chapter 98: Relying On The Cat
- Chapter 97: We Got To Talk
- Chapter 96: Got A Problem? Better Call Charcoal!
- Chapter 95: The Four Musketeers At Military Training
- Chapter 94: Cat Tree
- Chapter 93: Everyone Knew Charcoal
- Chapter 92: How F*cking Embarassing
- Chapter 91: Duke
- Chapter 90: The Women's Room? Got To Do What You Got To Do
- Chapter 89: Backbone Sahara, Backbone
- Chapter 88: Let's Go Swimming
- Chapter 87: Super cat
- Chapter 86: The Large Cat Wanted To Stay
- Chapter 85: The Cat From Hell (3)
- Chapter 84: The Cat From Hell (2)
- Chapter 83: The Cat From Hell (1)
- Chapter 82: Mr. Tree-Hole
- Chapter 81: Come Say Hello
- Chapter 80: Success
- Chapter 79: The Contact Was A Cat?
- Chapter 78: What a Dumb Cat
- Chapter 77: Time For Hair and Makeup
- Chapter 76: Kitty Zhuo
- Chapter 75: Was The Buddha A Cat Person?
- Chapter 74: It Would Scare People
- Chapter 73: This Cat...
- Chapter 72: It Was Their Own Doing
- Chapter 71: Bringing a Cat To The Club
- Chapter 70: No Need to Kneel
- Chapter 69: I'll Take You Out For Some Fun
- Chapter 68: Hurray For The Men Who Catsit For Their Ladies
- Chapter 67: Check the Blinds Before 'Doing' Things
- Chapter 66: So You Simply Used Mr. Fang
- Chapter 65: It was that jerk!
- Chapter 64: I didn't kick the balls
- Chapter 63: Robbery
- Chapter 62: Young man, want to collaborate?
- Chapter 61: This dumbass street performance
- Chapter 60: His head must have been kicked by a donkey
- Chapter 59: Want to play with the phone? Here it is, go ahead
- Chapter 58: This definitely ain't true love
- Chapter 57: How many legs does a cat walk with?
- Chapter 56: Zheng Tan, you are such an idiot!
- Chapter 55: Buddy, hand me the cat tag!
- Chapter 54: Heading to the Southern City
- Chapter 53: Escaping "the den of monsters"
- Chapter 52: Charcoal has really been kidnapped
- Chapter 51: The cat thief
- Chapter 50: Cat trap, the courtyard has livened up again
- Chapter 49: Careful about that cat
- Chapter 48: Senior, your kidney
- Chapter 47: No sense of shame!
- Chapter 46: A Cat Is Watching You
- Chapter 45: Thief?
- Chapter 44: This Black Cat Is Special
- Chapter 43: A Missing Bottle of Liquor
- Chapter 42: That Sahara Guy Is Asking for a Beating!
- Chapter 41: Charcoal, What Happened to You?
- Chapter 40: How About a Meow?
- Chapter 39: Just Won't Let You Touch Me
- Chapter 38: Private Cat Property, No Entry for Outside Cats
- Chapter 37: I’m Answering Questions, Not Leaking the Test
- Chapter 36: A Cat that Survived On the Streets
- Chapter 35: Catzilla – The She-male of the World of Cats
- Chapter 34: Nice Work Painting Soybeans and Peas
- Chapter 33: A Chesty Foreign Visitor is Coming This Way
- Chapter 32: It can't be because of the cat
- Chapter 31: Charcoal, Did You Do Something Again?
- Chapter 30: Every School Had One or Two ‘PhD’ Roads
- Chapter 29: What Are You Looking At
- Chapter 28: Your Li Yuanba is Pregnant
- Chapter 27: Who Knows What Cats Are Thinking
- Chapter 26: Bite My Ear If You Dare
- Chapter 25: Owed The Cat a Favor
- Chapter 24: The Guy On the Motorcycle Has A Cat On His Back
- Chapter 23: You Need Five Tries to Wake a Cat
- Chapter 22: Motion Sickness Pills Can Be Deadly
- Chapter 21: There Are Five Genders
- Chapter 20: Good Boy, Mighty
- Chapter 19: The Thieves Are On the Move Again
- Chapter 18: Charcoal, Help Out at Home
- Chapter 17: A Call From The Cat
- Chapter 16: The Fat Cat Can Jump
- Chapter 15: What Did You Do Now, Charcoal?
- Chapter 14: So Nepenthe is Daylily?
- Chapter 13: Kids These Days
- Chapter 12: Fleas are the Worst
- Chapter 11: Act cute? Hell no!
- Chapter 10: Hey! Hey…F*ck
- Chapter 9: Boss, Did Your Cat Run Away?
- Chapter 8: Be a Good Boy When Home Alone
- Chapter 7: Can’t Eat the Guinea Pig
- Chapter 6: The Four Musketeers and the Parrot with Everything
- Chapter 5: Fantasuperaculous
- Chapter 4: You Can Do It, Charcoal
- Chapter 3: This Is How You Teach a Cat
- Chapter 2: Can I Borrow Your Cat
- Chapter 1: Everything Happens for the Best