Chapter 273 - 273 266 The God-like Middle School Student
Chapter 273: Chapter 266: The God-like Middle School Student Chapter 273: Chapter 266: The God-like Middle School Student After sending the text message to Little Luo, Zheng Tan didn’t pay much attention to the progress of the case, and he hadn’t even looked at the newspapers in the past few days, because one day, when he was about to flip through some spicy magazines in Jiao Yuan’s room, he found a bag of something.
Zheng Tan had a vivid memory of the “XX brand milk tea” printed on that small bag; it was the same one he had seen when he followed Ermao to search for Senior Hetao and had initially thought to be a counterfeit product but later proved to be some dangerous substance.
More than half a year had passed since that drug-clearing incident, and weren’t these things supposed to be destroyed by now? If these substances got out, it wouldn’t be a joke; they could harm a lot of people.
Jiao Yuan is just starting ninth grade this September, isn’t he? Isn’t he usually well-behaved? How did he come into contact with these things?
Zheng Tan himself had encountered such stuff during his middle school days, but he didn’t dare to get involved much. Now that this issue had landed on Jiao Yuan, Zheng Tan’s feelings were quite complicated. Of course, Zheng Tan wasn’t sure whether the milk tea powder in this bag was actually that “medicine,” considering that only a few of the bags in the batch he saw before contained “goods.”
Or maybe, Jiao Yuan didn’t know there was more to it?
So, after finding this suspicious bag while browsing through the magazines, Zheng Tan lost the mood to play with his phone, and decided to wait at home, pondering what to do next.
In the afternoon, when Jiao Yuan came back, Zheng Tan stayed in Jiao Yuan’s room, watching him, which confused Jiao Yuan. Usually, after eating, Zheng Tan would be in Little Youzi’s room or go out to play, rarely sticking around to watch Jiao Yuan do his homework.
“What are you doing, Heitan?” Jiao Yuan playfully jabbed at Zheng Tan with his pen.
Zheng Tan swatted it away; he was not in the mood to play with this kid.
“Why do you seem so serious today? Bored, huh? I’ll give you something to play with.”
As he spoke, Jiao Yuan pulled open the drawer, intending to look for the tennis ball he hadn’t used in a long time. Unexpectedly, a cat’s paw stretched over and lifted the bag of milk tea powder to the side.
“Hey, Heitan, what are you doing?” Jiao Yuan tried to pick up the milk tea powder that had fallen to the ground.
What am I doing? Helping you, you little rascal! Before Jiao Yuan’s hand touched the bag of milk tea powder, Zheng Tan gave it another forceful flip, aiming for the garbage bin next to the desk.
Jiao Yuan frowned at Zheng Tan’s action and then asked, “Heitan, is there a problem with this milk tea powder? Yeah, the production date is so old; drinking it would probably cause diarrhea.”
If it were just simple diarrhea, I wouldn’t be this agitated! Zheng Tan flipped the bag of milk tea powder into the garbage bin and wrapped the plastic bag that was covering the bin around the opening.
Jiao Yuan stared at Zheng Tan for a few seconds, then got up and went to his parents’ master bedroom to make a phone call, even closing the door before he made the call.
Mr. Jiao wasn’t home, busy in the yard, and Jiao Ma was watching TV on the sofa. Seeing Jiao Yuan’s actions, she clicked her tongue. Making a phone call and closing the door, teenagers really have all sorts of moods. Jiao Ma didn’t think much of it and continued watching her show.
Zheng Tan stood at the door of the master bedroom, listening intently. He heard Jiao Yuan say to the person on the other end of the line, “I think our cat must have sensed something, you guys mustn’t drink it! I’ll keep calling the others, those guys from the other classes only gave it to the five of us, right? They claimed it to be some expensive good stuff, looking reluctant as hell when they gave it. I’m sure that ‘exempt from inspection’ label is a fake!”
Listening to Jiao Yuan’s words, Zheng Tan felt somewhat relieved. It was good that they realized something was off; regardless of whether the stuff contained any illicit materials, it was always good to steer clear of it. Finding out that others had given it to Jiao Yuan and his friends, and these kids had no clue what might be in it, Zheng Tan felt a surge of anger.
Who the fuck is asking for trouble, actually coming over to harm one’s own children!
Students from the other classes? That would mean the students from grade nine at Jiao Yuan’s school.
After the call, Jiao Yuan returned to his room. He wasn’t in a rush to do homework and closed the door to talk to Zheng Tan since there were many things he couldn’t discuss with the rest of the family. With all his friends staying at their own homes, Zheng Tan was the only listener he had, and there was no worry about snitching.
“Heitan, do you think those guys had bad intentions?”
After hearing Jiao Yuan’s words, Zheng Tan knew it happened during Jiao Yuan’s attendance at a classmate’s birthday party where several students from other ninth-grade classes gave them the stuff, initially wanting to give only two bags. Xiong Xiong felt they were being stingy, so, begrudgingly, they gave one bag to each of the five of them.
It wasn’t that Xiong Xiong really thought they were stingy; he just couldn’t stand those guys. Among the students from other classes attending the birthday party, there was one who had incited animosity in Jiao Yuan’s class. This person had a good relationship with the class beauty, often visiting their class. When he arrived, he would cozily stand next to the class beauty, and right then, Jiao Yuan felt the pH level of the guys in his class plummet. That’s why Xiong Xiong was always targeting those people.
They had received this stuff almost two days ago, and none of the five guys had actually drunk the milk tea powder. Fu Lei refrained because he didn’t want to drink something given by enemies, having fought with those guys before; Xiong Xiong almost drank it, but his mother intercepted him, feeling the milk tea was too low-quality and something seemed off about it, with some powder even clumping together; drinking it could harm the body, so she threw it away. As for Jiao Yuan and Lan Tianzhu, they hardly drank anything given by strangers, especially those they took a dislike to. The most peculiar of them all was Su An, who didn’t plan to drink it but decided to use it for an experiment, only he hadn’t found the time until after Jiao Yuan’s phone call when Su An squeezed in some time to perform a quality check.
The next day, after having dinner at home, Jiao Yuan told Jiao Ma that he was going to hang out with Su An and the others. Jiao Ma didn’t think much of it; the boys were always playing and shooting hoops together, nothing to worry about.
But Zheng Tan saw Jiao Yuan pocket the milk tea powder, which should have been discarded in the trash can, and instantly became anxious, quickly following Jiao Yuan out.
Jiao Ma didn’t say anything when she saw Zheng Tan leave; after all, the cat’s nature was getting wilder with play, and it was normal for it to go out for a walk after dinner.
Jiao Yuan saw Zheng Tan following him and, no matter how he tried to shoo Zheng Tan away, it didn’t work, so he stopped trying and took Zheng Tan to Su An’s house.
Jiao Yuan, Xiong Xiong, Su An, Lan Tianzhu, and the fight enthusiast Fu Lei often hung out together. After Fu Lei started hanging out with Jiao Yuan and the others, he got into fewer fights and his grades had improved somewhat; although they weren’t top tier, any progress was good, and Fu Lei’s dad was so overjoyed he could barely see straight every day.
When Zheng Tan and Jiao Yuan arrived at Su An’s house, Lan Tianzhu was already there. Fu Lei and Xiong Xiong arrived a little later.
Su An’s dad was busy in the yard, and his mom had gone to the gym to dance and exercise, so there weren’t any adults at home.
The others were only slightly surprised to see Zheng Tan, and didn’t ask too many questions. They’d been around Zheng Tan long enough to not be phased by certain things anymore.
“Did you bring the stuff?” Su An asked.
Everyone took out the milk tea powder they were holding, and Su An marked them one by one before taking out a foam box from the windowsill, which contained several small bottles of reagents.
“Did you mix them yourself?” Jiao Yuan inquired.
“No, my dad is strict. His master’s and doctoral students run the other way when they see me, afraid I might ask them for reagents. I managed to get this stuff with Shi Rui’s help.”
As Su An spoke, he put on his white lab coat, his small-sized double-layer gloves, and his professional-grade mask.
Zheng Tan stood by, his eyes twitching at the spectacle – this didn’t look like the setup of a middle schooler at all!
The “fully equipped” Su An opened the door to his home’s “study,” a room that was different from what other people might use as a study.
Though not large, it had a partition, and a simple fume hood was set up in the inward area. Su An carried the box into the compartment, pulled the transparent door closed, and asked the others to wait outside.
Zheng Tan watched as Su An cut a small opening in the milk tea bags that Jiao Yuan and the others had given him, then took out several marked test tubes, poured some in each, and proceeded with a series of tests.
“What’s that one labeled ‘Horse II’?” Xiong Xiong asked, peering through the glass partition at the small bottles marked with words. He recognized the others like “Iodine—Potassium Iodide” and “Sodium Nitrite,” but he didn’t understand the one marked “Horse II.”
“Marquis reagent, second upgraded version,” said Jiao Yuan, who was already informed about some of the facts.
“What did he say might be in there?” Fu Lei asked, intrigued as well.
Lan Tianzhu’s expression turned chilly, “Amph-etamine.” Seeing Fu Lei and Xiong Xiong’s blank faces, Lan Tianzhu simply explained.
Hearing a few sensitive words, Fu Lei and Xiong Xiong almost cried out. Especially Xiong Xiong, who would have roared if he hadn’t been worried about disturbing Su An, who was identifying substances inside. Although he couldn’t yell, Xiong Xiong still took a deep breath, then cursed softly, “His grandma’s!! I’m going to teach him what ‘everlasting memory’ means!”
Lan Tianzhu glanced at him and said somberly, “The term ‘everlasting memory’ has somewhat of a positive connotation.”
Xiong Xiong: “…” After thinking for a bit, but failing to come up with a derogatory term, he settled on, “Anyway, I should educate them, thoroughly educate them!”
Fu Lei too clenched his fists, clearly very angry.
“Lan Tianzhu and I extracted something from his grandfather’s small flower bed last week, we’ll properly entertain them with it,” Jiao Yuan said.
By this time, Su An had also finished the testing.
“How is it?” They all looked at Su An.
“It’s like my bag,” Su An pointed to the transparent test tubes in the fume hood that had changed from milky white to an orange-red color, “eighty percent sure it’s of the amphe/tamine class, but the reagents are limited, the test results are not absolute, there might be a small chance they’re of the chlor/amph-etamine class.”
“Doesn’t matter, as long as we know there’s ‘poison’ in there,” Xiong Xiong was already thinking about how to get revenge.
Fu Lei gave Su An a thumbs up; he had watched Su An operate inside and felt his movements were even smoother and more precise than those of chemistry teachers at school.
Su An modestly waved his hands, “Back in the day, my cousin used to make ‘ice’ out of cold medicine.”
“That’s so badass!!” Xiong Xiong and Fu Lei’s mouths hung open in awe.
“Yeah, and then he got beaten by his dad so badly he lay in bed for half a month,” Su An grimaced, “That stuff’s illegal. Half a month in bed is better than being locked up.”
“How will I spot stuff like this in the future? I can’t bring everything to you every time, right?” Xiong Xiong voiced his concern.
Out of everyone, Xiong Xiong was the most worrisome – his knowledge was limited and he was a bit thick-skinned.
“Haven’t you heard this saying?” Su An said, “Crystal meth, looking like ice but not sweet, K powder imitates salt, if it looks like milk tablets it’s Shaman. My dad told me this when I was in junior high. Just remember it, and you’ll be fine. Stuff mixed with other things isn’t so easily identified, but in general, don’t eat what strangers give you, and stay away from that path.”
As for Zheng Tan, he was simply stunned by everything he was witnessing.
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Chapters
- Chapter 328 - 328 321 The Unexpected Red Envelope
- Chapter 327 - 327 320 New Years Money From the Cat
- Chapter 326 - 326 319 The Donkey Cart
- Chapter 325 - 325 318 The Cat in a Vest
- Chapter 324 - 324 317 Snow Disaster
- Chapter 323 - 323 316 Problematic Girl
- Chapter 322 - 322 315 Please Call Me the Red Scarf
- Chapter 321 - 321 314 Thank You Gift (Three Updates)
- Chapter 320 - 320 313 Fierce (Second Update)
- Chapter 319 - 319 312 Exposure (Part 1)
- Chapter 318 - 318 311 Not an Illusion
- Chapter 317 - 317 310 Young Master Xiao
- Chapter 316 - 316 309
- Chapter 315 - 315 308 Coming to See the Arctic Cat
- Chapter 314 - 314 307
- Chapter 313 - 313 306
- Chapter 312 - 312 305 Dedication to Art
- Chapter 311 - 311 304 Joint Performance
- Chapter 310 - 310 303 Seeking to Perform
- Chapter 309 - 309 302 Undermining the Foundation
- Chapter 308 - 308 301 The Photo
- Chapter 307 - 307 300 Identical
- Chapter 306 - 306 299 Cell Phone Charm
- Chapter 305 - 305 298 Gem Level
- Chapter 304 - 304 297 Scare You to Death
- Chapter 303 - 303 296 The Cat by the Pond
- Chapter 302 - 302 295 Boss Cai
- Chapter 301 - 301 294 Youre Welcome
- Chapter 300 - 300 293
- Chapter 299 - 299 292 Your Lucky Cat was scared away by that dog
- Chapter 298 - 298 291 Cut Ear
- Chapter 297 - 297 290 Old Friend
- Chapter 296 - 296 289 Return to the South
- Chapter 295 - 295 288 Domestic Violence
- Chapter 294 - 294 287 Leading the Way
- Chapter 293 - 293 286 Advertisement Text Message
- Chapter 292 - 292 285 A Gentle Needle
- Chapter 291 - 291 284 You Are Sick
- Chapter 290 - 290 283 Demonic Barrier
- Chapter 289 - 289 282 Orchid
- Chapter 288 - 288 281
- Chapter 287 - 287 280 Crooked Idea
- Chapter 286 - 286 279 Invitation
- Chapter 285 - 285 278 All Cats Are Hua Crazy
- Chapter 284 - 284 277 Harassment Tactics
- Chapter 283 - 283 276 Not Going Back
- Chapter 282 - 282 275 Youzis Mom
- Chapter 281 - 281 274 Four 8s
- Chapter 280 - 280 273 68
- Chapter 279 - 279 272 Night Raid
- Chapter 278 - 278 271 It Really Is You
- Chapter 277 - 277 270 Swipe a Card Swipe a Cat
- Chapter 276 - 276 269 Triumph
- Chapter 275 - 275 268 Black is this Cat
- Chapter 274 - 274 267 Call the Police
- Chapter 273 - 273 266 The God-like Middle School Student
- Chapter 272 - 272 265 The Gentleman Thief
- Chapter 271 - 271 264 Theft Incident
- Chapter 270 - 270 263 The Wealthy Cat
- Chapter 269 - 269 262 Great Potential in Such Businesses
- Chapter 268 - 268 261 A Slap
- Chapter 267 - 267 260 Who Are You
- Chapter 266 - 266 259 Recharging Phone Credit is a Difficult
- Chapter 265 - 265 258 Mobile Phone
- Chapter 264 - 264 257 A Huge Gecko
- Chapter 263 - 263 256 Bad Guy
- Chapter 262 - 262 255
- Chapter 261 - 261 254 Mr. Jiao Truly Is Awesome
- Chapter 260 - 260 253 Your Cat Has Given Birth to Kittens
- Chapter 259 - 259 252 Just Ran Away Like That
- Chapter 258 - 258 251 The Familiar Cat
- Chapter 257 - 257 250 Tenant
- Chapter 256 - 256 249 Leveling Up by Killing Monsters
- Chapter 255 - 255 248 Does this kind of accidental event
- Chapter 254 - 254 247 A Drop of Blood Worth Ten Thousand
- Chapter 253 - 253 246 Being Watched
- Chapter 252 - 252 245 Its a commendation but also a
- Chapter 251 - 251 244 Return to Base
- Chapter 250 - 250 243 Red Rat
- Chapter 249 - 249 242 Cat Swarm
- Chapter 248 - 248 241 Date with a Girl
- Chapter 247 - 247 240 Fire
- Chapter 246 - 246 239 The Cat in the Night
- Chapter 245 - 245 238 Specimens in the Natural History
- Chapter 244 - 244 237
- Chapter 243 - 243 236 The Boss is Back
- Chapter 242 - 242 235 Strategic Scientist
- Chapter 241 - 241 234 Group Photo
- Chapter 240 - 240 233 Living BC
- Chapter 239 - 239 232 Seeing Da Mi Again
- Chapter 238 - 238 231 Event Venue
- Chapter 237 - 237 230 Invitation
- Chapter 236 - 236 229 Why Bother Arguing with a Cat
- Chapter 235 - 235 228 Four Cuckoo Calls
- Chapter 234 - 234 227 Are You Freaking Kidding Me
- Chapter 233 - 233 226 Enemies on a Narrow Road
- Chapter 232 - 232 225 Attend to
- Chapter 231 - 231 224 Advanced Scammer_2
- Chapter 230 - 230 224 Advanced Scammer
- Chapter 229 - 229 223 The Black Cat on the Wall
- Chapter 228 - 228 222 Cat Car
- Chapter 227 - 227 221 How Are You Two Here_2
- Chapter 226 - 226 221 How are you two here
- Chapter 225 - 225 220 The Bound Person_2
- Chapter 224 - 224 220 The Bound Person
- Chapter 223 - 223 219 Stand By
- Chapter 222 - 222 218 Marks
- Chapter 221 - 221 217 Do Brother a Favor
- Chapter 220 - 220 216 Dont Cause Trouble
- Chapter 219 - 219 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head_2
- Chapter 218 - 218 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head
- Chapter 217 - 217 214 How Are These Two Here
- Chapter 216 - 216 213 Too Foolish or Too Bold
- Chapter 215 - 215 212 Little Buddy_2
- Chapter 214 - 214 212 Little Companions
- Chapter 213 - 213 211 Are You the Clown Invited by the
- Chapter 212 - 212 210 The Ambusher
- Chapter 211 - 211 209 Exclusive Private Room
- Chapter 210 - 210 208 The Fate of Big and Little Rice
- Chapter 209 - 209 207 Choosing a Kitten_2
- Chapter 208 - 208 207 Picking a Kitten
- Chapter 207 - 207 206 Luck This Thing
- Chapter 206 - 206 205 Saving People
- Chapter 205 - 205 204 Different Buyers
- Chapter 204 - 204 203 Why Her
- Chapter 203 - 203 202 Encountered Evil_2
- Chapter 202 - 202 202 The Collision with Evil
- Chapter 201 - 201 201 Tacit Understanding
- Chapter 200 - 200 200 That Cat Was Playing Her
- Chapter 199 - 199 199 Gu Family
- Chapter 198 - 198 198 Da Mi and Xiao Mi
- Chapter 197 - 197 197 Peanuts
- Chapter 196 - 196 196 Is it yours
- Chapter 195 - 195 195 Well-Intentioned
- Chapter 194 - 194 194 The Divine Beast Comes
- Chapter 193 - 193 193 Rare to Have Such a Cat
- Chapter 192 - 192 192 Uncertain Factors
- Chapter 191 - 191 191 Feeling Really Great
- Chapter 190 - 190 190 Be nicer to that Black Cat
- Chapter 189 - 189 189 Cats Fantasy
- Chapter 188 - 188 188 You Dare to Throw I Dare to Pick Up
- Chapter 187 - 187 187 The Old Man Who Plays the Erhu
- Chapter 186 - 186 186 Bad Temper
- Chapter 185 - 185 185 The Curtain Falls
- Chapter 184 - 184 184
- Chapter 183 - 183 183 Ive Been Waiting for You
- Chapter 182 - 182 182 If Theres Anger It Must Be Ventilated
- Chapter 181 - 181 181
- Chapter 180 - 180 180 Beat Them Up First
- Chapter 179 - 179 179 The Thief is a Cat
- Chapter 178 - 178 178 You Dare to Pretend with Me
- Chapter 177 - 177 177 The Roadblocker
- Chapter 176 - 176 176 Just Relying on This Thing
- Chapter 175 - 175 175 Relying on a Mountain
- Chapter 174 - 174 174 Helpless to See the Flowers Fall Feels
- Chapter 173 - 173 173 Lin
- Chapter 172 - 172 172 This Thing is Very Familiar
- Chapter 171 - 171 171 Unlucky Stalker
- Chapter 170 - 170 170
- Chapter 169 - 169 169 You Dont Recognize It
- Chapter 168 - 168 168 Slip Away Front Stay Behind
- Chapter 167 - 167 167
- Chapter 166: It's Hard Being A Cat
- Chapter 165: What Does That Cat Want?
- Chapter 164: And The Show Begins
- Chapter 163: That Room
- Chapter 162: Pick The Lock?
- Chapter 161: As A Cat, I Feel Sad
- Chapter 160: Revenge Is A Natural Instinct
- Chapter 159: Zheng Tan Is A Cat
- Chapter 158: Hello Neighbor
- Chapter 157: Friend Of The Ladies'
- Chapter 156: Keep Demons At Bay? F*ck That!
- Chapter 155: Are You Serious?
- Chapter 154: Cats Are Idiots
- Chapter 153: Do You Know A Cat's Pain?
- Chapter 152: Spring Is A Lovely Season
- Chapter 151: Crossed The Line
- Chapter 150: Findings
- Chapter 149: Catfather
- Chapter 148: His Ending
- Chapter 147: Chen Zhe
- Chapter 146: Lai Er
- Chapter 145: Good Or Bad?
- Chapter 144: There's Something Off About That Man
- Chapter 143: Right-Handed? Left-Handed?
- Chapter 142: A Black Cat At The Door
- Chapter 141: I Faked It All
- Chapter 140: Fate
- Chapter 139: New Years And Red Pockets
- Chapter 138: The Revenge Of A Cat
- Chapter 137: Kids And Fire Crackers
- Chapter 136: Chapters of the Past
- Chapter 135: This Wasn't The Same Cat
- Chapter 134: Same Accent, Different Person
- Chapter 133: Go For A Ride
- Chapter 132: Nothing To Do But Cry
- Chapter 131: Cosmic Velocity
- Chapter 130: Swallows and Swans
- Chapter 129: What Did He Do To Deserve That?
- Chapter 128: A Hero
- Chapter 127: When Cats Run Into Thieves
- Chapter 126: Car Models
- Chapter 125: The People In the Old Building
- Chapter 124: When Can He Get His Own Car?
- Chapter 123: A Big Client? A Kid?
- Chapter 122: Peeing
- Chapter 121: It's Father is a Cat?
- Chapter 120: Combat Capability Leaderboard
- Chapter 119: 100% Organic
- Chapter 118: A Very Noisy Parrot
- Chapter 117: What Had He Missed?
- Chapter 116: The Cat On The Commander's Post
- Chapter 115: Lead The Way
- Chapter 114: Jiao Yuan, Your Cat
- Chapter 113: Study Hard And Improve Every Day
- Chapter 112: That Weird Child
- Chapter 111: Checking Out The Middle School
- Chapter 110: The Unattainable Six Pack
- Chapter 109: The Untouchable Cats And Dogs
- Chapter 108: Need To Let Off Steam
- Chapter 107: The Pain Of Not Having Whiskers
- Chapter 106: My Whiskers!
- Chapter 105: Kick!
- Chapter 104: Time To Cause Trouble
- Chapter 103: The Cat Ran Away
- Chapter 102: His Life Was Depressing
- Chapter 101: The Party
- Chapter 100: Why Did You Bring The Cat?
- Chapter 99: Your Cat Daddy Is Buying A Car
- Chapter 98: Relying On The Cat
- Chapter 97: We Got To Talk
- Chapter 96: Got A Problem? Better Call Charcoal!
- Chapter 95: The Four Musketeers At Military Training
- Chapter 94: Cat Tree
- Chapter 93: Everyone Knew Charcoal
- Chapter 92: How F*cking Embarassing
- Chapter 91: Duke
- Chapter 90: The Women's Room? Got To Do What You Got To Do
- Chapter 89: Backbone Sahara, Backbone
- Chapter 88: Let's Go Swimming
- Chapter 87: Super cat
- Chapter 86: The Large Cat Wanted To Stay
- Chapter 85: The Cat From Hell (3)
- Chapter 84: The Cat From Hell (2)
- Chapter 83: The Cat From Hell (1)
- Chapter 82: Mr. Tree-Hole
- Chapter 81: Come Say Hello
- Chapter 80: Success
- Chapter 79: The Contact Was A Cat?
- Chapter 78: What a Dumb Cat
- Chapter 77: Time For Hair and Makeup
- Chapter 76: Kitty Zhuo
- Chapter 75: Was The Buddha A Cat Person?
- Chapter 74: It Would Scare People
- Chapter 73: This Cat...
- Chapter 72: It Was Their Own Doing
- Chapter 71: Bringing a Cat To The Club
- Chapter 70: No Need to Kneel
- Chapter 69: I'll Take You Out For Some Fun
- Chapter 68: Hurray For The Men Who Catsit For Their Ladies
- Chapter 67: Check the Blinds Before 'Doing' Things
- Chapter 66: So You Simply Used Mr. Fang
- Chapter 65: It was that jerk!
- Chapter 64: I didn't kick the balls
- Chapter 63: Robbery
- Chapter 62: Young man, want to collaborate?
- Chapter 61: This dumbass street performance
- Chapter 60: His head must have been kicked by a donkey
- Chapter 59: Want to play with the phone? Here it is, go ahead
- Chapter 58: This definitely ain't true love
- Chapter 57: How many legs does a cat walk with?
- Chapter 56: Zheng Tan, you are such an idiot!
- Chapter 55: Buddy, hand me the cat tag!
- Chapter 54: Heading to the Southern City
- Chapter 53: Escaping "the den of monsters"
- Chapter 52: Charcoal has really been kidnapped
- Chapter 51: The cat thief
- Chapter 50: Cat trap, the courtyard has livened up again
- Chapter 49: Careful about that cat
- Chapter 48: Senior, your kidney
- Chapter 47: No sense of shame!
- Chapter 46: A Cat Is Watching You
- Chapter 45: Thief?
- Chapter 44: This Black Cat Is Special
- Chapter 43: A Missing Bottle of Liquor
- Chapter 42: That Sahara Guy Is Asking for a Beating!
- Chapter 41: Charcoal, What Happened to You?
- Chapter 40: How About a Meow?
- Chapter 39: Just Won't Let You Touch Me
- Chapter 38: Private Cat Property, No Entry for Outside Cats
- Chapter 37: I’m Answering Questions, Not Leaking the Test
- Chapter 36: A Cat that Survived On the Streets
- Chapter 35: Catzilla – The She-male of the World of Cats
- Chapter 34: Nice Work Painting Soybeans and Peas
- Chapter 33: A Chesty Foreign Visitor is Coming This Way
- Chapter 32: It can't be because of the cat
- Chapter 31: Charcoal, Did You Do Something Again?
- Chapter 30: Every School Had One or Two ‘PhD’ Roads
- Chapter 29: What Are You Looking At
- Chapter 28: Your Li Yuanba is Pregnant
- Chapter 27: Who Knows What Cats Are Thinking
- Chapter 26: Bite My Ear If You Dare
- Chapter 25: Owed The Cat a Favor
- Chapter 24: The Guy On the Motorcycle Has A Cat On His Back
- Chapter 23: You Need Five Tries to Wake a Cat
- Chapter 22: Motion Sickness Pills Can Be Deadly
- Chapter 21: There Are Five Genders
- Chapter 20: Good Boy, Mighty
- Chapter 19: The Thieves Are On the Move Again
- Chapter 18: Charcoal, Help Out at Home
- Chapter 17: A Call From The Cat
- Chapter 16: The Fat Cat Can Jump
- Chapter 15: What Did You Do Now, Charcoal?
- Chapter 14: So Nepenthe is Daylily?
- Chapter 13: Kids These Days
- Chapter 12: Fleas are the Worst
- Chapter 11: Act cute? Hell no!
- Chapter 10: Hey! Hey…F*ck
- Chapter 9: Boss, Did Your Cat Run Away?
- Chapter 8: Be a Good Boy When Home Alone
- Chapter 7: Can’t Eat the Guinea Pig
- Chapter 6: The Four Musketeers and the Parrot with Everything
- Chapter 5: Fantasuperaculous
- Chapter 4: You Can Do It, Charcoal
- Chapter 3: This Is How You Teach a Cat
- Chapter 2: Can I Borrow Your Cat
- Chapter 1: Everything Happens for the Best