Chapter 98: Relying On The Cat
Wei Ling showed up two days after Zheng Tan met with Jiao Wei. He called Papa Jiao first to notify him before arriving at the eastern quarters. He didn’t find Zheng Tan so he honked rhythmically.
Zheng Tan was sleeping on a tree when he heard the car horn. He came to Wei Ling’s car.
However, he didn’t jump into the car like usual. Instead, he turned and walked away.
“Hey! Charcoal! Where are you going? There’s a celebrity performing at the Night Tower tonight. It’s a rare chance!” Wei Ling called out after him while following behind him in the car.
Zheng Tan lead the way out of the school and to Jiao Wei’s restaurant.
Wei Ling was curious. What was the cat up to now?
Parking was scarce around the restaurant, so Wei Ling parked the car near the gate. When he arrived at the restaurant, Zheng Tan was already waiting on a chair.
Jiao Wei’s parents were familiar with Zheng Tan and weren’t too surprised, but they were positively beaming when Wei Ling showed up. After all, he had done them a great favor. One greeted him hospitably and the other hurriedly called their son.
Jiao Wei had told his parents to call him if the cat brought Wei Ling. He reminded them if they couldn’t reach him at his dorm to give Wei Ling his number and ask him to call when he had time.
The two had thought it improper to ask for Wei Ling’s number, but their son had asked so they had to try if he wasn’t in his dorm. Thankfully, the boys were tired after spending a day in the city and were all resting in their dorm.
Jiao Wei packed his backpack and hurried to the restaurant as soon as he got the call. He was planning to head over to help out anyways but packed up some money when he heard Wei Ling was there. He had heard it was bad manners to ask for favors empty-handed. Even if Wei Ling didn’t need the money, someone else might want it.
He was doubtful of the cat yesterday, who knew it only took a day for the cat to bring Wei Ling.
Like Su Qu said, the cat was quite resourceful.
Wei Ling was still at a loss sitting in the restaurant. He was slightly bashful when facing Jiao Wei’s parents. “Please don’t mind me. You must be busy, dinner time is soon.”
Wei Ling wasn’t planning to have dinner here and only asked for a glass of water.
“So, Charcoal, what is it? Why did you bring me here?” Wei Ling asked the cat sitting next to him.
Zheng Tan ignored him. He didn’t even know why they were here.
Jiao Wei had to run to the restaurant. His dorm was a distance away and the school shuttle had too many stops. He reminded himself to buy a bike. That way he could even help when the restaurant started offering delivery.
He gulped down a glass of water and asked, “Uncle Wei, sir, can I ask you a favor?”
“Don’t call me sir. You make me feel old.” Wei Ling laughed and stood up. He guessed Jiao Wei probably couldn’t say whatever he wanted to say here.
Jiao Wei told his parents before leaving with Wei Ling.
Zheng Tan followed them. He was curious what Jiao Wei wanted.
They were a distance away from the restaurant before Jiao Wei started to talk. He explained what was happening with their restaurant and asked Wei Ling if he knew anyone that could help. He needed to know at least who to give the money in his bag.
He asked around after the incident. Apparently giving the punks money wasn’t the end of the matter. Their restaurant would still be harassed. Jiao Wei was now willing to give in. He wanted his parents to be able to run their restaurant in peace. They were newcomers, after all.
Zheng Tan twitched his ears. The matter was smaller than he had expected, but that was understandable. It was hard living as the 99%, especially as they were new in town and had no contacts.
“So that’s what happened. I wanted to ask you if you know anyone who might be able to help us, or just point us in the right direction if you could.” Jiao Wei was eyeing Wei Ling nervously. His palms were sweaty and he buried the hand not carrying his bag into his pocket.
Wei Ling shook his head, “I’m not from Chuhua either and don’t know this area. However…”
Jiao Wei was disheartened after hearing Wei Ling’s words but the ‘however’ at the end of the sentence gave him hope again.
“I can still help you though. It’s probably overkill asking me actually, but don’t worry, those people won’t bother you again. If they do, call me.”
Jiao Wei hurriedly took out his notepad to write down Wei Ling’s number.
Zheng Tan figured Wei Ling was probably going to ask either brother Walnut or Ye Hao. Having either deal with some garden variety punks would be overkill.
Wei Ling liked Jiao Wei. He had met the boy a few times in the past and felt he was a good person. He was ambitious, but that’s not a fault as long as his heart was in the right place.
“Um…Uncle Wei…” Jiao Wei didn’t know how to express what he wanted to say. He hadn’t expected Wei Ling to take over the situation like that, “Thank you, sir! Please let me buy you dinner sometime.”
Wei Ling understood what he was trying to say and shook his head, “Let’s not do the whole you stuffing me money stuff. How about this, just give me a free meal at your restaurant next time.”
“Of course! Anytime!” Jiao Wei was truly happy now the problem was solved.
“By the way, are you free today?” Wei Ling asked.
“I’m free.” Jiao Wei quickly answered. He had planned to help out at the restaurant, but he worried Wei Ling might need him for something.
“Then come with us. I’ll take you out today. You’re young, you need to have fun. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”
Jiao Wei informed his parents, then followed Wei Ling to his car.
“Take the passenger seat.” Wei Ling said. “The back seat is Charcoal’s. He sometimes likes to roll around. You will be despised if you sit there. He’ll see you as an obstacle.”
Jiao Wi once again felt like he was less worthy than a cat.
“Charcoal, Ye Hao’s bringing Duke today,” Wei Ling said as he drove.
The large cat? It had been a while since he saw that large cat. Apparently, he was living the high life now that he was at Ye Hao’s. Tang Qi Ye paraded him around whenever he got the chance.
Jiao Wei sat quietly in the passenger seat. He listened to Wei Ling talk to the cat. The cat never replied but Wei Ling just kept talking. He mentioned a Duke and some band called NB. Jiao Wei had no idea what either of those things was.
When they arrived at the Night Tower, Jiao Wei was completely shocked. He had passed this place with his roommates yesterday. They saw the building from the outside and talked about the day when they would be able to go inside. They heard it was a very expensive nightclub.
Jiao Wei looked at his clothes. He did not fit in at all. Then he looked at Wei Ling and felt better.
Like usual they went in through the back door. Jiao Wei followed the man and cat.
They just reached Wei Ling’s private room when Ye Hao arrived with Duke.
With his enemies gone, Ye Hao didn’t need to hide anymore. He was busier than ever. Today, by chance, he had some free time and came to have a drink with Wei Ling.
Zheng Tan looked behind him. He saw Baozi, but Long Qi wasn’t here. The man was now emotionally allergic to cats.
Unlike last time, the large cat was really looking like a duke now. No matter if he was a supercat or a CFH, he was a cat and cats were proud animals. The large cat had lived the life of a stray before, but now his fur was smooth and shiny and he looked even stronger. His spirit was high and he was looking majestic.
Duke was quite obedient when with Ye Hao. He sat down right away after entering the room. Zheng Tan, on the other hand, jumped around between the sofa, the coffee table, and the washroom.
This was Jiao Wei’s first time meeting Duke. He had never seen such a large cat. He thought it was a dog at first.
“This kid’s parents are friends of Charcoal’s family. He goes to school at Chuhua University.” Wei Ling introduced Jiao Wei to Ye Hao.
Jiao Wei noticed how he said Charcoal’s family, instead of Professor Jiao’s family.
Ye Hao nodded. The two men started chatting. None of the stuff they said needed to be kept a secret. Besides, the boy was a friend of Charcoal’s and Wei Ling had brought him here. He wouldn’t mean Ye Hao any harm.
“So, how’s your joint project going?”
Ye Hao frowned. “We can’t get a hold of Fang San. His secretary always says he’s busy and we need to make an appointment. He has a lot of appointments. We need to wait days just to see him.”
“Well, Fang San Ye is a busy man. It’s not like he’s doing this to you on purpose.” Wei Ling clinked his glass with Ye Hao.
Ye Hao glanced at the black cat, “Yeah. Fang San Ye is really busy delivering cat trees.”
Wei Ling coughed up the sip of wine he just took.
“What? Fang San Ye delivered that himself?”
“Yeah,” Ye Hao answered.
Jiao Wei was listening intently. It couldn’t be. Could it?
“Wow. No wonder they say common suffering creates strong friendships. You might need to rely on the cat someday,” Wei Ling laughed. He emphasized ‘strong friendships’.
Zheng Tan twitched his ears. He tried to forget about the common suffering he shared with Fang Shaokang. Those were days he preferred to leave behind.
Though Wei Ling sounded like he was joking, Ye Hao knew what he said was the truth. When he finally met with Fang San Ye, he planned to talk about the cat first instead of mentioning the project.
As a businessman, Fang Shaokang was unlikely to make decisions based on his friendship with a person or a cat, but this was a good ice breaker. At least he now knew what the man liked.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 328 - 328 321 The Unexpected Red Envelope
- Chapter 327 - 327 320 New Years Money From the Cat
- Chapter 326 - 326 319 The Donkey Cart
- Chapter 325 - 325 318 The Cat in a Vest
- Chapter 324 - 324 317 Snow Disaster
- Chapter 323 - 323 316 Problematic Girl
- Chapter 322 - 322 315 Please Call Me the Red Scarf
- Chapter 321 - 321 314 Thank You Gift (Three Updates)
- Chapter 320 - 320 313 Fierce (Second Update)
- Chapter 319 - 319 312 Exposure (Part 1)
- Chapter 318 - 318 311 Not an Illusion
- Chapter 317 - 317 310 Young Master Xiao
- Chapter 316 - 316 309
- Chapter 315 - 315 308 Coming to See the Arctic Cat
- Chapter 314 - 314 307
- Chapter 313 - 313 306
- Chapter 312 - 312 305 Dedication to Art
- Chapter 311 - 311 304 Joint Performance
- Chapter 310 - 310 303 Seeking to Perform
- Chapter 309 - 309 302 Undermining the Foundation
- Chapter 308 - 308 301 The Photo
- Chapter 307 - 307 300 Identical
- Chapter 306 - 306 299 Cell Phone Charm
- Chapter 305 - 305 298 Gem Level
- Chapter 304 - 304 297 Scare You to Death
- Chapter 303 - 303 296 The Cat by the Pond
- Chapter 302 - 302 295 Boss Cai
- Chapter 301 - 301 294 Youre Welcome
- Chapter 300 - 300 293
- Chapter 299 - 299 292 Your Lucky Cat was scared away by that dog
- Chapter 298 - 298 291 Cut Ear
- Chapter 297 - 297 290 Old Friend
- Chapter 296 - 296 289 Return to the South
- Chapter 295 - 295 288 Domestic Violence
- Chapter 294 - 294 287 Leading the Way
- Chapter 293 - 293 286 Advertisement Text Message
- Chapter 292 - 292 285 A Gentle Needle
- Chapter 291 - 291 284 You Are Sick
- Chapter 290 - 290 283 Demonic Barrier
- Chapter 289 - 289 282 Orchid
- Chapter 288 - 288 281
- Chapter 287 - 287 280 Crooked Idea
- Chapter 286 - 286 279 Invitation
- Chapter 285 - 285 278 All Cats Are Hua Crazy
- Chapter 284 - 284 277 Harassment Tactics
- Chapter 283 - 283 276 Not Going Back
- Chapter 282 - 282 275 Youzis Mom
- Chapter 281 - 281 274 Four 8s
- Chapter 280 - 280 273 68
- Chapter 279 - 279 272 Night Raid
- Chapter 278 - 278 271 It Really Is You
- Chapter 277 - 277 270 Swipe a Card Swipe a Cat
- Chapter 276 - 276 269 Triumph
- Chapter 275 - 275 268 Black is this Cat
- Chapter 274 - 274 267 Call the Police
- Chapter 273 - 273 266 The God-like Middle School Student
- Chapter 272 - 272 265 The Gentleman Thief
- Chapter 271 - 271 264 Theft Incident
- Chapter 270 - 270 263 The Wealthy Cat
- Chapter 269 - 269 262 Great Potential in Such Businesses
- Chapter 268 - 268 261 A Slap
- Chapter 267 - 267 260 Who Are You
- Chapter 266 - 266 259 Recharging Phone Credit is a Difficult
- Chapter 265 - 265 258 Mobile Phone
- Chapter 264 - 264 257 A Huge Gecko
- Chapter 263 - 263 256 Bad Guy
- Chapter 262 - 262 255
- Chapter 261 - 261 254 Mr. Jiao Truly Is Awesome
- Chapter 260 - 260 253 Your Cat Has Given Birth to Kittens
- Chapter 259 - 259 252 Just Ran Away Like That
- Chapter 258 - 258 251 The Familiar Cat
- Chapter 257 - 257 250 Tenant
- Chapter 256 - 256 249 Leveling Up by Killing Monsters
- Chapter 255 - 255 248 Does this kind of accidental event
- Chapter 254 - 254 247 A Drop of Blood Worth Ten Thousand
- Chapter 253 - 253 246 Being Watched
- Chapter 252 - 252 245 Its a commendation but also a
- Chapter 251 - 251 244 Return to Base
- Chapter 250 - 250 243 Red Rat
- Chapter 249 - 249 242 Cat Swarm
- Chapter 248 - 248 241 Date with a Girl
- Chapter 247 - 247 240 Fire
- Chapter 246 - 246 239 The Cat in the Night
- Chapter 245 - 245 238 Specimens in the Natural History
- Chapter 244 - 244 237
- Chapter 243 - 243 236 The Boss is Back
- Chapter 242 - 242 235 Strategic Scientist
- Chapter 241 - 241 234 Group Photo
- Chapter 240 - 240 233 Living BC
- Chapter 239 - 239 232 Seeing Da Mi Again
- Chapter 238 - 238 231 Event Venue
- Chapter 237 - 237 230 Invitation
- Chapter 236 - 236 229 Why Bother Arguing with a Cat
- Chapter 235 - 235 228 Four Cuckoo Calls
- Chapter 234 - 234 227 Are You Freaking Kidding Me
- Chapter 233 - 233 226 Enemies on a Narrow Road
- Chapter 232 - 232 225 Attend to
- Chapter 231 - 231 224 Advanced Scammer_2
- Chapter 230 - 230 224 Advanced Scammer
- Chapter 229 - 229 223 The Black Cat on the Wall
- Chapter 228 - 228 222 Cat Car
- Chapter 227 - 227 221 How Are You Two Here_2
- Chapter 226 - 226 221 How are you two here
- Chapter 225 - 225 220 The Bound Person_2
- Chapter 224 - 224 220 The Bound Person
- Chapter 223 - 223 219 Stand By
- Chapter 222 - 222 218 Marks
- Chapter 221 - 221 217 Do Brother a Favor
- Chapter 220 - 220 216 Dont Cause Trouble
- Chapter 219 - 219 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head_2
- Chapter 218 - 218 215 Really Hit the Nail on the Head
- Chapter 217 - 217 214 How Are These Two Here
- Chapter 216 - 216 213 Too Foolish or Too Bold
- Chapter 215 - 215 212 Little Buddy_2
- Chapter 214 - 214 212 Little Companions
- Chapter 213 - 213 211 Are You the Clown Invited by the
- Chapter 212 - 212 210 The Ambusher
- Chapter 211 - 211 209 Exclusive Private Room
- Chapter 210 - 210 208 The Fate of Big and Little Rice
- Chapter 209 - 209 207 Choosing a Kitten_2
- Chapter 208 - 208 207 Picking a Kitten
- Chapter 207 - 207 206 Luck This Thing
- Chapter 206 - 206 205 Saving People
- Chapter 205 - 205 204 Different Buyers
- Chapter 204 - 204 203 Why Her
- Chapter 203 - 203 202 Encountered Evil_2
- Chapter 202 - 202 202 The Collision with Evil
- Chapter 201 - 201 201 Tacit Understanding
- Chapter 200 - 200 200 That Cat Was Playing Her
- Chapter 199 - 199 199 Gu Family
- Chapter 198 - 198 198 Da Mi and Xiao Mi
- Chapter 197 - 197 197 Peanuts
- Chapter 196 - 196 196 Is it yours
- Chapter 195 - 195 195 Well-Intentioned
- Chapter 194 - 194 194 The Divine Beast Comes
- Chapter 193 - 193 193 Rare to Have Such a Cat
- Chapter 192 - 192 192 Uncertain Factors
- Chapter 191 - 191 191 Feeling Really Great
- Chapter 190 - 190 190 Be nicer to that Black Cat
- Chapter 189 - 189 189 Cats Fantasy
- Chapter 188 - 188 188 You Dare to Throw I Dare to Pick Up
- Chapter 187 - 187 187 The Old Man Who Plays the Erhu
- Chapter 186 - 186 186 Bad Temper
- Chapter 185 - 185 185 The Curtain Falls
- Chapter 184 - 184 184
- Chapter 183 - 183 183 Ive Been Waiting for You
- Chapter 182 - 182 182 If Theres Anger It Must Be Ventilated
- Chapter 181 - 181 181
- Chapter 180 - 180 180 Beat Them Up First
- Chapter 179 - 179 179 The Thief is a Cat
- Chapter 178 - 178 178 You Dare to Pretend with Me
- Chapter 177 - 177 177 The Roadblocker
- Chapter 176 - 176 176 Just Relying on This Thing
- Chapter 175 - 175 175 Relying on a Mountain
- Chapter 174 - 174 174 Helpless to See the Flowers Fall Feels
- Chapter 173 - 173 173 Lin
- Chapter 172 - 172 172 This Thing is Very Familiar
- Chapter 171 - 171 171 Unlucky Stalker
- Chapter 170 - 170 170
- Chapter 169 - 169 169 You Dont Recognize It
- Chapter 168 - 168 168 Slip Away Front Stay Behind
- Chapter 167 - 167 167
- Chapter 166: It's Hard Being A Cat
- Chapter 165: What Does That Cat Want?
- Chapter 164: And The Show Begins
- Chapter 163: That Room
- Chapter 162: Pick The Lock?
- Chapter 161: As A Cat, I Feel Sad
- Chapter 160: Revenge Is A Natural Instinct
- Chapter 159: Zheng Tan Is A Cat
- Chapter 158: Hello Neighbor
- Chapter 157: Friend Of The Ladies'
- Chapter 156: Keep Demons At Bay? F*ck That!
- Chapter 155: Are You Serious?
- Chapter 154: Cats Are Idiots
- Chapter 153: Do You Know A Cat's Pain?
- Chapter 152: Spring Is A Lovely Season
- Chapter 151: Crossed The Line
- Chapter 150: Findings
- Chapter 149: Catfather
- Chapter 148: His Ending
- Chapter 147: Chen Zhe
- Chapter 146: Lai Er
- Chapter 145: Good Or Bad?
- Chapter 144: There's Something Off About That Man
- Chapter 143: Right-Handed? Left-Handed?
- Chapter 142: A Black Cat At The Door
- Chapter 141: I Faked It All
- Chapter 140: Fate
- Chapter 139: New Years And Red Pockets
- Chapter 138: The Revenge Of A Cat
- Chapter 137: Kids And Fire Crackers
- Chapter 136: Chapters of the Past
- Chapter 135: This Wasn't The Same Cat
- Chapter 134: Same Accent, Different Person
- Chapter 133: Go For A Ride
- Chapter 132: Nothing To Do But Cry
- Chapter 131: Cosmic Velocity
- Chapter 130: Swallows and Swans
- Chapter 129: What Did He Do To Deserve That?
- Chapter 128: A Hero
- Chapter 127: When Cats Run Into Thieves
- Chapter 126: Car Models
- Chapter 125: The People In the Old Building
- Chapter 124: When Can He Get His Own Car?
- Chapter 123: A Big Client? A Kid?
- Chapter 122: Peeing
- Chapter 121: It's Father is a Cat?
- Chapter 120: Combat Capability Leaderboard
- Chapter 119: 100% Organic
- Chapter 118: A Very Noisy Parrot
- Chapter 117: What Had He Missed?
- Chapter 116: The Cat On The Commander's Post
- Chapter 115: Lead The Way
- Chapter 114: Jiao Yuan, Your Cat
- Chapter 113: Study Hard And Improve Every Day
- Chapter 112: That Weird Child
- Chapter 111: Checking Out The Middle School
- Chapter 110: The Unattainable Six Pack
- Chapter 109: The Untouchable Cats And Dogs
- Chapter 108: Need To Let Off Steam
- Chapter 107: The Pain Of Not Having Whiskers
- Chapter 106: My Whiskers!
- Chapter 105: Kick!
- Chapter 104: Time To Cause Trouble
- Chapter 103: The Cat Ran Away
- Chapter 102: His Life Was Depressing
- Chapter 101: The Party
- Chapter 100: Why Did You Bring The Cat?
- Chapter 99: Your Cat Daddy Is Buying A Car
- Chapter 98: Relying On The Cat
- Chapter 97: We Got To Talk
- Chapter 96: Got A Problem? Better Call Charcoal!
- Chapter 95: The Four Musketeers At Military Training
- Chapter 94: Cat Tree
- Chapter 93: Everyone Knew Charcoal
- Chapter 92: How F*cking Embarassing
- Chapter 91: Duke
- Chapter 90: The Women's Room? Got To Do What You Got To Do
- Chapter 89: Backbone Sahara, Backbone
- Chapter 88: Let's Go Swimming
- Chapter 87: Super cat
- Chapter 86: The Large Cat Wanted To Stay
- Chapter 85: The Cat From Hell (3)
- Chapter 84: The Cat From Hell (2)
- Chapter 83: The Cat From Hell (1)
- Chapter 82: Mr. Tree-Hole
- Chapter 81: Come Say Hello
- Chapter 80: Success
- Chapter 79: The Contact Was A Cat?
- Chapter 78: What a Dumb Cat
- Chapter 77: Time For Hair and Makeup
- Chapter 76: Kitty Zhuo
- Chapter 75: Was The Buddha A Cat Person?
- Chapter 74: It Would Scare People
- Chapter 73: This Cat...
- Chapter 72: It Was Their Own Doing
- Chapter 71: Bringing a Cat To The Club
- Chapter 70: No Need to Kneel
- Chapter 69: I'll Take You Out For Some Fun
- Chapter 68: Hurray For The Men Who Catsit For Their Ladies
- Chapter 67: Check the Blinds Before 'Doing' Things
- Chapter 66: So You Simply Used Mr. Fang
- Chapter 65: It was that jerk!
- Chapter 64: I didn't kick the balls
- Chapter 63: Robbery
- Chapter 62: Young man, want to collaborate?
- Chapter 61: This dumbass street performance
- Chapter 60: His head must have been kicked by a donkey
- Chapter 59: Want to play with the phone? Here it is, go ahead
- Chapter 58: This definitely ain't true love
- Chapter 57: How many legs does a cat walk with?
- Chapter 56: Zheng Tan, you are such an idiot!
- Chapter 55: Buddy, hand me the cat tag!
- Chapter 54: Heading to the Southern City
- Chapter 53: Escaping "the den of monsters"
- Chapter 52: Charcoal has really been kidnapped
- Chapter 51: The cat thief
- Chapter 50: Cat trap, the courtyard has livened up again
- Chapter 49: Careful about that cat
- Chapter 48: Senior, your kidney
- Chapter 47: No sense of shame!
- Chapter 46: A Cat Is Watching You
- Chapter 45: Thief?
- Chapter 44: This Black Cat Is Special
- Chapter 43: A Missing Bottle of Liquor
- Chapter 42: That Sahara Guy Is Asking for a Beating!
- Chapter 41: Charcoal, What Happened to You?
- Chapter 40: How About a Meow?
- Chapter 39: Just Won't Let You Touch Me
- Chapter 38: Private Cat Property, No Entry for Outside Cats
- Chapter 37: I’m Answering Questions, Not Leaking the Test
- Chapter 36: A Cat that Survived On the Streets
- Chapter 35: Catzilla – The She-male of the World of Cats
- Chapter 34: Nice Work Painting Soybeans and Peas
- Chapter 33: A Chesty Foreign Visitor is Coming This Way
- Chapter 32: It can't be because of the cat
- Chapter 31: Charcoal, Did You Do Something Again?
- Chapter 30: Every School Had One or Two ‘PhD’ Roads
- Chapter 29: What Are You Looking At
- Chapter 28: Your Li Yuanba is Pregnant
- Chapter 27: Who Knows What Cats Are Thinking
- Chapter 26: Bite My Ear If You Dare
- Chapter 25: Owed The Cat a Favor
- Chapter 24: The Guy On the Motorcycle Has A Cat On His Back
- Chapter 23: You Need Five Tries to Wake a Cat
- Chapter 22: Motion Sickness Pills Can Be Deadly
- Chapter 21: There Are Five Genders
- Chapter 20: Good Boy, Mighty
- Chapter 19: The Thieves Are On the Move Again
- Chapter 18: Charcoal, Help Out at Home
- Chapter 17: A Call From The Cat
- Chapter 16: The Fat Cat Can Jump
- Chapter 15: What Did You Do Now, Charcoal?
- Chapter 14: So Nepenthe is Daylily?
- Chapter 13: Kids These Days
- Chapter 12: Fleas are the Worst
- Chapter 11: Act cute? Hell no!
- Chapter 10: Hey! Hey…F*ck
- Chapter 9: Boss, Did Your Cat Run Away?
- Chapter 8: Be a Good Boy When Home Alone
- Chapter 7: Can’t Eat the Guinea Pig
- Chapter 6: The Four Musketeers and the Parrot with Everything
- Chapter 5: Fantasuperaculous
- Chapter 4: You Can Do It, Charcoal
- Chapter 3: This Is How You Teach a Cat
- Chapter 2: Can I Borrow Your Cat
- Chapter 1: Everything Happens for the Best