Alex didn’t mind playing baseball with the vampire family. But first, he had to survive the rest of Friday’s school day and wait for Saturday to arrive. Fortunately, classes ended earlier on Fridays, and throughout the day, Alex only seriously considered skipping class a couple of times.
When the day finally came to an end, he headed home with Lucina and Alice. Alice was practically glowing with excitement for the upcoming game — she couldn’t wait to hit the field and, of course, win. Lucina, however, didn’t share her enthusiasm; the only physical activity she ever did was yoga in the mornings or evenings. Unless, of course, you counted the “exercises” that happened in the bedroom.
When they got home, the group walked in to find Samantha on the phone. Alex came closer, kissed her on the cheek, and accidentally overheard part of the conversation. The voice on the other end was familiar — it was Jessica.
“Hey, Jess,” Alex said lazily before heading to the fridge.
Grabbing some ice cream, he settled on the couch next to Samantha. She turned on the speakerphone so Alex could listen too. The conversation quickly shifted to Jessica’s recovery — fortunately, she was getting better and could finally sleep through the night without waking up from nightmares.
Alex listened with visible relief, but his eye twitched when Jessica mentioned that Chris had gotten back into supernatural hunting — and worse, joined some kind of amateur ghost-hunting group.
“Wait, Jess…” Alex frowned. “Are you telling me that idiot actually got himself into the very crap I warned him about a hundred times? Even after Sammi told him the same thing?”
“That’s what I’m saying!” Jessica replied irritably. “That stubborn idiot doesn’t listen to anyone. We all told him to stay out of it, but no! And to top it off, he even tried to drag Josh into it!”
“And Ashley?” Samantha asked, leaning against Alex and stealing a spoonful of his ice cream. “She could’ve stopped him, right?”
“She tried,” Jessica sighed. “But that idiot dragged her in too!”
“What kind of idiot group is this?” Alex raised an eyebrow. “Please tell me they’re not complete morons.”
“Oh, they’re complete morons,” Jessica shot back. “A bunch of nerds who think they’re great ghost hunters. They even have an internet show. What were they called again… Mike!” she shouted somewhere away from the phone. “Mike, what was that team of idiots called?”
“What idiots?” came Mike’s familiar voice from the speaker.
“Hey, Mike!” Samantha said cheerfully.
“Hey, Sammi. Alex there with you?” he asked, his tone clearly amused.
“Right here,” Alex said with a smirk. “So what’s this ‘great’ team Chris and Ashley joined?”
“Uh… Ghost… Ghost something… Oh yeah! Ghostfacers!” Mike said after a brief pause. “Chris showed us their online show recently. God, they’re such idiots. If those clowns had shown up back on Blackwood Mountain, we’d never have made it till dawn.”
“Exactly!” Jessica jumped in. “I told him a hundred times those Dickfacers are total morons! But no, he doesn’t listen!”
“Ghostfacers…” Alex muttered, rubbing his chin. “That sounds suspiciously familiar. I think I’ve heard that name somewhere before…”
While Alex was trying to remember where he’d heard it, Samantha kept chatting with Jessica and Mike. Jessica grew more and more frustrated as she went on about how Chris could drag Ashley into trouble since those Ghostfacers idiots didn’t seem trustworthy in the slightest.
Alex still couldn’t recall where he’d heard the name. But after a few minutes of deep thinking, it suddenly hit him. As soon as the memory surfaced, his eye twitched hard enough for Samantha to notice right away.
At that moment, Lucina and Alice came down to the first floor. Hearing Jessica’s loud voice echoing through the house, they exchanged curious glances. Samantha quickly explained what the conversation was about, and both girls turned to Alex, who looked like he was about to explode.
“I remember who they are… Oh, for heaven’s sake, Chris… why those idiots,” Alex groaned, covering his face with his hands.
“Alex,” came Mike’s voice from the speaker, “I can’t even see your face, but I can already tell you know something. Who are they?”
“Simply put,” Alex sighed, lowering his hands, “they’re a group of complete idiots who ruin everything they touch.”
“And what have they managed to ruin?” Samantha asked, raising an eyebrow.
“Well… to start with, the tulpa incident in Richardson. Then they meddled in the haunted house in Indiana, where one of them died. If they hadn’t been helped back then, they would all have been dead. And that’s just a couple of cases out of many. In short, these guys seek trouble even when none is nearby.” Alex’s voice sounded dry and irritated.
“Wonderful…” Jessica said bitterly. “So what now? Chris still won’t listen, and Ashley could get hurt because of his stupidity.”
“Here’s what we’ll do,” Alex said calmly. “Have Ashley install a tracking app on his phone. I’ll connect to it. If that idiot ventures into any cursed place with those Dickfacers, I’ll know and get him out.”
“Perfect. Thank you, Alex.” Jessica’s voice softened noticeably. “I’ll call Ashley right away and explain everything. She can contact Sam once it’s done.”
The call ended. Alex shook his head and exhaled heavily — he was absolutely sure Chris would still get himself into trouble.
Meanwhile, Lucina, Samantha, and Alice, curious about this “legendary” group, decided to see what the Ghostfacers were all about. Hearing that they had their own online show, the girls quickly found it. Lucina connected the tablet to the TV, Samantha brought snacks, and they started watching from the first episode.
It only took a couple of minutes to realize — it was a total circus. The Ghostfacers turned out to be a bunch of nerds scared half to death, running through abandoned buildings and screaming at every little noise.
After a while, Bella joined the group. Hearing the explanations, she raised an eyebrow skeptically and admitted that these “ghost hunters” didn’t inspire any confidence in her.
In reality, the show resembled a comedy, where everyone ran around and screamed every time a bucket fell somewhere. And so passed Friday evening — full of laughter, disbelief, and discussions about how these “hunters” were still alive.
Saturday arrived. Alex sat on the living room couch, fully ready for the baseball game. He wore the familiar black and red uniform. Next to him, like loyal partners, sat GIR, MIMI, and Stitch — also in matching uniforms.
The trio had staged a real protest the previous night, demanding that Alex take them along. The protest lasted deep into the night until Alex, unable to resist the girls’ insistence, gave in and agreed. Now, looking at their satisfied faces, he was already beginning to regret it.
Why was Alex still sitting instead of heading out? The reason was simple: Alice was running around with a professional camera, clicking the shutter as if she were shooting a magazine cover. GIR, MIMI, and Stitch were not far behind — striking poses, smiling, even trying to wave their hands in sync. Meanwhile, Alex’s face remained stone-cold, like a model who had gone through a hundred photoshoots in a row.
To his great dismay, he had to take the chatty Claptrap along — the robot had thrown a full-blown tantrum when it realized it was being left behind. When Claptrap, in protest, fell onto its side and started spinning across the floor, leaving scratches on the hardwood, Alex’s patience finally snapped.
While Alice continued her photoshoot, Samantha and Lucina came down the stairs — also wearing matching baseball uniforms. It turned out that all of this was Alice’s doing: she had stayed up all night sewing uniforms for everyone.
“Alice, how much longer do I have to sit here? It’s time to go,” Alex said, glancing at the clock with the most exhausted expression in the world.
“Just a little longer!” Alice said enthusiastically. “Stand up, I want to see how the uniform fits you. I worked hard on it!”
Alex sighed heavily but got up. Lucina, watching the scene, quietly chuckled, forming her fingers into a heart and clearly not intending to interfere. Samantha, on the other hand, had already taken out her phone and started snapping pictures herself.
Realizing he had no allies, Alex resigned himself to his fate.
When the photoshoot finally ended, he looked at Claptrap — it was only wearing a baseball cap. Alice had even managed to dress Ichiko and Niko in miniature sports outfits.
When everyone was finally ready, Lucina, Alice, and Samantha picked up GIR, MIMI, and Stitch, while Alex shook his head, looked at Claptrap, and said, “Pretend you’re a trash can.”
Claptrap protested, spinning and squeaking until it got a light kick under its chassis. After that, it obediently fell silent.
Alex tucked it under his arm like a regular bucket and headed for the door.
Outside, he tossed Claptrap into the trunk of the Impala. The girls settled into their seats, but something nearby caught Alex’s attention — by the police pickup stood Charlie and a familiar woman.
She wore a brown leather jacket, a plaid shirt, and simple jeans. Alex immediately recognized her — Donna Hanskam, sheriff and long-time acquaintance of the Winchester brothers. After her encounters with vampires, she had taken up hunting them herself.
“Hmm… so she’s here because of that trio of vampires roaming Forks,” Alex guessed and approached to greet them.
“Good morning, Charlie. And miss…” he said with a slight smile, looking at the woman.
“Morning, Alex,” Charlie replied. “Bella already left with Edward. And this is my old friend — Sheriff Donna Hanskam.”
“Just Donna is fine,” she smiled warmly. “I see you’re about to play baseball. Great way to spend the time.”
“Agreed,” Alex nodded. “What brings you to our neck of the woods, Sheriff Donna?”
“Oh, just passing through,” she said cheerfully. “I heard about the wild animal attacks, so I decided to check it out. Maybe I could help somehow.”
“So no one’s been caught?” Alex raised an eyebrow. “I thought that case was closed. You went out searching, didn’t you, Charlie?”
“Unfortunately, no,” Charlie shook her head. “Only bodies. Yesterday, they found another one on the lakeshore. Poor guy was just torn apart.”
“Terrible,” Alex shook his head. “If you need help, don’t hesitate to ask. After all, neighbors.”
Donna glanced at the Impala and smiled. “Nice car. My friends drive the same model.”
“Ah, yes,” Alex smirked. “I built this one myself, piece by piece. You could say it’s my personal masterpiece.”
Donna nodded and smiled at his words. Alex chatted a bit more with Charlie and Donna, then said goodbye and got into the Impala. On the way, he explained to the girls who Donna was — Lucina recognized her immediately. Hearing that Donna only hunted vampires, Samantha quickly guessed that this was likely the reason the sheriff had appeared here. Alice nodded thoughtfully — the threat suddenly seemed much more real.
Alex confirmed Samantha’s suspicion: all the wild animal attacks in the area were somehow linked to the group of vampires heading toward Forks. Alice decided to warn the family — the appearance of a hunter could attract even more people and only complicate the situation.
To lighten the mood in the car, Alex turned on a cheerful tune and started singing along, trying to lift the spirits of those whose mood had just been dampened.
“So she said, ‘What’s the problem, baby? What’s the problem? I don’t know, well, maybe I’m in love (love)’,” he sang brightly.
GIR, MIMI, and Stitch were the first to join in — they didn’t care as long as it was fun. By the chorus, Lucina, Alice, and Samantha were singing along too: why worry about vampires when you could just enjoy yourself first? Laughter and music filled the car, and the mood genuinely lightened. Alice pointed the way so Alex wouldn’t get lost, while MIMI sat comfortably on her lap.
The Impala drove onto a forest clearing, and soon ahead appeared the place where the Cullen family had already set everything up for the game: four makeshift bases were arranged, and a few people were warming up. Bella stood next to Esme, watching Edward swing a baseball bat as if solving a complicated problem.
Alex parked the car near Edward’s SUV and got out with the girls.
“You made it. Didn’t get lost?” Esme asked warmly.
“You said that wrong, Esme. Alex, you’re late again,” Emmett smirked.
“Back off, Emmett. Today you won’t see victory,” Alex replied with a wide smile, folding his arms across his chest.
Smirks flashed between Alex and Emmett — neither was willing to back down in this game. GIR, MIMI, and Stitch ran around the field with bright, lively eyes, each holding a baseball bat in their paws.
“Your pets are playing too?” Rosalie snorted, pointing at the noisy trio.
“Something like that. And we even brought the umpire with us,” Alex nodded.
“Don’t tell me it’s that robot,” Jane said wearily.
“We had no choice,” Lucina sighed. “It screamed all night. I was ready to throw it out the window.”
Alex just shrugged and smiled: let the umpire be there — a little chaos on the field would make it more fun.
Esme and Carlisle didn’t quite understand what he was talking about, while Edward, Rosalie, Emmett, and Jasper let out tired sighs — they already knew which robot was meant. To confirm it, Alice opened the Impala’s trunk and pulled out Claptrap. It immediately started shrieking, shaking, and spinning loudly in circles, hopping on one wheel.
Carlisle watched the robot with interest, then glanced at his children — their faces clearly showing they weren’t thrilled about its arrival. Bella approached Samantha and Lucina, who had perched themselves on the hood of the Impala.
“You’re playing too?” Bella asked, leaning on the car.
“Where did that idea come from, Bella?” Lucina raised an eyebrow.
“Well… the uniforms and all that,” Bella explained, embarrassed.
“Oh, that,” Lucina smiled. “Alice just made us uniforms. They’re comfy, and unlike you — we’re just the cheer squad.”
“Alice made everyone’s outfits in one night? How did she manage that?” Bella asked, astonished.
“Alice’s a vampire and a hyperactive workaholic,” Lucina smirked. “I’d be more surprised if she didn’t manage it.”
“I woke up in the middle of the night with Alice taking my measurements,” Samantha added, smiling. “It was creepy — you open your eyes, and in the dark, yellow eyes are staring at you.”
While the girls chatted about the nighttime seamstress, the others were already splitting into teams. Emmett ran laughing across the field, chased by GIR, MIMI, and Stitch, all waving baseball bats and shouting threats. On one team were Alex, Alice, GIR, MIMI, and Stitch; on the other — the Cullen family: Carlisle, Edward, Jasper, Jane, Emmett, and Rosalie. Esme took on the role of catcher for both teams — alternating turns. The fact that Alex’s team was missing one player didn’t bother anyone: sometimes just Alex and Alice were enough for the whole team. Claptrap, by agreement, served as umpire and already looked surprisingly serious.
Once the teams were set, Alex’s team was up to bat first. GIR, MIMI, and Stitch took their bases, while Alex stood at the edge of the field, ready to catch the ball — which he was sure would fly very far. Rosalie was up first. Alice took her position as pitcher, preparing to throw: the lightning was about to strike.
As soon as Alice was ready, Alex exhaled a cloud of white mist, and red streaks crackled around his body like lightning. Alice hurled the ball with such force that it sliced through the air, producing a faint pop — the sound of it striking the molecules of the atmosphere. Rosalie reacted instantly: she swung her bat, and the ball thundered off into the distance.
In that instant, Alex vanished, leaving a trail of sparking lightning that led toward the forest. A second later, the ball returned at breakneck speed from the edge of the trees, leaving a streak of light behind it. Rosalie sprinted across the bases, heading for the last one.
But Esme was alert: she caught the ball and, as Rosalie slid into the base, tagged her leg — a classic dog-tag, signaling an out.
“She’s… out!” Claptrap shouted, flailing its “arms” like a true rock-and-roller.
“I’ll get you one day, you damn trash can,” Rosalie hissed through clenched teeth, giving the robot an icy glare.
“You can’t!” Claptrap yelled, bouncing. “I’ve got super-cool weapons! But I won’t show you!” — and started dancing again, raising its “arms” overhead like a showman on an improvised stage.
Rosalie ground her teeth, barely holding back a growl, ready to turn the spinning Claptrap into a heap of metal at any second. Carlisle, suppressing a laugh, approached her and gently placed his hands on her shoulders, trying to calm her. But Rosalie’s gaze still burned with fury directed at the wildly twirling robot.
When the situation finally cooled down a bit, Carlisle stepped up to bat. He raised his baseball bat, preparing for Alice’s pitch, and glanced at Alex.
“If Alex is that fast, I’ll need to hit higher,” he thought, gripping the bat tighter.
Thunder rumbled, Alice threw the pitch, and Carlisle smashed the ball high into the sky before sprinting forward. Alex just smiled — his body seemed to dissolve into mist, and in the next instant, he appeared in the air, catching the ball mid-flight. In the following moment, he threw it to Stitch, who flawlessly caught it and tagged out Carlisle.
“Damn it, Alex!” Emmett shouted from the other side of the field. “What was that?! Play fair! What’s with the lightning and mist tricks?! That’s not in the rules!”
“It’s a breathing technique, not a superpower,” Alex replied lazily, rolling his eyes. “These methods were used back in the Sengoku era. So stop whining like a child.”
“Emmett, Alex is right,” Alice chimed in. “People really did use these techniques when hunting monsters.”
“Yeah, screw you guys,” Emmett muttered, crossing his arms irritably.
Alex just laughed, and GIR, MIMI, and Stitch joined in, loudly teasing the clumsy vampire. Bella, watching everything unfold, blinked in surprise, wondering if she could learn it too.
“Of course you can,” Lucina said, catching her gaze. “You just need to start training.”
While Bella listened to Lucina attentively, the game continued. Alice pitched ball after ball, Alex caught them with lightning speed and returned them. Soon, the Cullen team was completely struck out, and it was Alex’s team’s turn to go on the offense.
Emmett stepped up to bat, grinning widely.
“Now we’re really going to get back at them,” he thought, stretching his arms.
First up was Stitch, carrying a bat nearly as tall as him.
“Well, little guy, ready?” Emmett smirked, eyeing the tiny opponent.
Alice nodded — the signal to pitch. Emmett swung and threw the ball, which whistled through the air straight into Carlisle’s glove.
“Strike!” Claptrap shouted after Stitch missed the first swing.
Stitch looked at the ball in Carlisle’s hands, confused, then slowly turned toward Emmett, whose face gleamed with a victorious smile.
“What’s the matter, little guy? Need me to get you a chair?” Emmett teased, feigning concern.
Stitch grinned widely, baring his sharp teeth. Alex and Lucina exchanged glances — both immediately knew Emmett was in trouble.
Stitch pulled a stepladder from his tiny bag. Nobody knew why he even carried it around, but it was Stitch — logic didn’t matter. Climbing up, he kept smiling, sending a chill down Emmett’s spine.
Emmett still threw the ball — and with a devilish laugh, Stitch smashed it with all his strength. The ball whistled loudly and struck Emmett square in the stomach. The vampire doubled over as Stitch, laughing maniacally, sprinted across the bases.
Edward rushed to pick up the ball and threw it toward Rosalie, who was waiting for Stitch at second base. But Stitch, without slowing down, scooped up sand with his paws and flung it straight at her face. Rosalie tried to dodge, instinctively shielding herself with her hand — enough to let Stitch reach the base, laughing loudly.
“You little brat,” Rosalie muttered, grabbing him by the ear. “Messing with my husband again, and now throwing sand at me too!”
“He started it! He started it first!” Stitch yelled cheerfully, still grinning.
Rosalie merely shook her head with a faint smile and let go of Stitch’s ear, while the others quietly chuckled at their little exchange. Emmett had already gotten back on his feet, realizing he’d miscalculated once again.
Next up to bat was GIR. Businesslike as ever, he dragged over a small stepladder, climbed it nimbly while hauling along a baseball bat nearly his own height. Once he reached the top, GIR gripped the bat tightly in his paws — blue electric arcs instantly danced across the metal.
Emmett narrowed his eyes. He knew that the green cyber-dog clearly intended to hit the ball straight at him. The vampire tensed, ready not only to pitch but to dodge as well.
He threw the ball with force — and as expected, GIR smacked it back with a crash. Emmett barely dodged as the ball whistled just inches from his face, disappearing somewhere into the forest. Right after, a baseball bat flew past, which Emmett narrowly avoided. Edward leapt into action, caught the ball, and threw it back. From the thicket, it flew straight to Jasper, who quickly tossed it to Jane. She caught it with a sly smile and tagged GIR before he could reach the base.
“You’re out, green one,” Jane said, smirking.
GIR looked up, frowned, then kicked Jane’s leg with a sulky expression and slumped back, while Stitch grinned smugly and teased him. A few seconds later, GIR exploded — yelling furiously, he lunged at Stitch, and the two of them rolled across the ground, squealing and growling, right at Rosalie’s feet.
“Oh, not again…” she muttered, unsure whether to intervene.
Alex stood nearby, calmly smoking, watching the scene like some chaotic play. The others laughed as GIR and Stitch staged a mini-brawl until Lucina and Alice intervened to separate them.
Even after being pulled apart, they wouldn’t quiet down — pointing paws at each other and shouting insults in every possible language, including mechanical squeaks and alien noises. Lucina and Alice barely kept from laughing as they dragged the pair to opposite ends of the field.
“They’re so funny,” Esme said with a kind smile, watching Alex head to the batter’s area.
“Funny?” Alex snorted, shaking his head. “That’s until they start wrecking the house. If I hadn’t brought Ichiko and Niko home, the living room would still be buried under pizza boxes and milkshake cups.”
Esme just chuckled softly, covering her mouth with her hand.
Meanwhile Alex took his position at bat. It felt odd — usually he used a bat not on sports fields but for much more… practical purposes. He turned the bat in his hands a little, as if checking its balance, then rested it on his shoulder and looked calmly at Emmett.
“You’re not going to hit me, are you?” Emmett asked, squinting suspiciously.
“What are you talking about, Emmett?” Alex replied with mock offense, placing a hand over his heart. “We saved Bright Falls together! We’re partners! How could you doubt my pure intentions?”
He theatrically brushed away an imaginary tear.
“That’s exactly what I mean,” Emmett grumbled, smirking. “With that face of yours you can’t be trusted.”
Alex clicked his tongue and rolled his eyes. Emmett still stayed on guard; as thunder rolled, he wound up and threw the ball toward Alex. Alex smiled faintly and hit it straight — the ball whizzed past Emmett’s ear and the vampire ground his teeth in irritation.
At that moment Alice shuddered and froze, staring at a single point. Everyone turned to her — her gaze was unfocused. Alex understood without words: Alice had a vision, and he immediately felt the tension in the air.
“Edward, get closer to Bella. Now,” Alice snapped when the vision ended.
“Alice, what happened?” Carlisle asked, alarmed.
“There was a vision. The vampires who came to Forks will soon be here,” Alice said, frowning.
“Edward, protect Bella. I don’t like that vampires who drink humans have come into our territory,” Esme said through gritted teeth.
“Is this serious? What should we do?” Bella asked, bewildered, not knowing how to act.
“It’s okay, Bella,” Lucina replied calmly, swinging her legs lazily. “We’ve got three of our little ones and Alex here. You’re safe.”
But Bella still couldn’t settle while Edward stood nearby. Lucina and Samantha kept lounging on the Impala’s hood as if nothing had happened — they figured GIR, MIMI, and Stitch could handle a couple of vampires. Alex looked toward the forest with a light, almost carefree smile. Ideas flashed through his mind: send those drifters for study, dump them into the Red City, or just finish them. He could list methods for a long time, and the thought only widened his smile.
The Cullens exchanged glances — and seemed to calm down. Suddenly, three figures emerged from the forest: two men and a woman. The blond one, James, held the very baseball that Alex had hit. The second was Laurent — a dark-skinned vampire — and the third was Victoria. Alex struggled to recall: James and Victoria seemed to be a couple, while Laurent was just keeping them company.
James shot a mocking glance at Alice — her face flickered with vague, unpleasant memories. Alex narrowed his eyes; his look was anything but friendly. Lucina noticed it and understood without words: this vampire probably wouldn’t leave the field alive. GIR, MIMI, and Stitch had already readied their bolters, prepared to fire.
“Hey, mutt, wipe that expression off your face, or I’ll crush your head,” Alex said coldly.
“Oh, don’t get so worked up,” Laurent said, scanning everyone with a smirk. “We were just passing by and heard some playing. Mind if we join?”
James tossed the ball to Alex; he caught it smoothly.
“We’re just finishing up and about to leave,” Carlisle said, smiling good-naturedly. “But you understand, this territory is ours. So it’s better if you go.”
Fate, as it often does, intervened. A gust of wind blew — and the three vampires caught the scent of Bella. James couldn’t suppress a bestial snarl: blood glinted in his gaze, and he stared at Bella with hunger. Lucina instinctively reached for her gun. GIR, MIMI, and Stitch raised their bolters, ready to fire.
“Looks like you even brought snacks with you. How cute,” James smirked, stepping toward Bella. But a bat immediately appeared in front of his face.
“I told you: watch yourself, pathetic mutt,” Alex blocked his path, smiling pleasantly but staring coldly.
“James, let’s go! Right now!” Victoria shouted, her sense of danger sharpened.
In a voice as steady as a steel cable, Alex said:
“GIR, MIMI, Stitch — take out the extra one.”
A volley of shots erupted — loud, sharp bangs. Bella covered her ears and stepped back, while holes the size of fists suddenly appeared in Laurent’s body. He collapsed, slumping to the ground. The bullets used by GIR, MIMI, and Stitch were specially made — designed to kill anyone, no matter who they were.
James and Victoria were ready to flee after Laurent fell, but something pinned them in place. They looked down and saw something black, hair-like, coiling around their legs. Raising their eyes, they noticed Alex’s shadow stretching and merging with theirs.
Alex calmly handed the bat to Alice and lit a cigarette. He took a deep drag and slowly exhaled a cloud of smoke, smiling in a way that seemed almost gentle—but the threat in that smile was unmistakable.
“The rules are simple,” he said calmly, pacing around James and Victoria. “Because of my immutable nature, I like giving people like you a choice. So I’m giving you one. You have two options. First: one of you sacrifices the other—and I won’t pursue the survivor. Second: you run together… but then you’ll embark on a long, thrilling adventure straight to the end of your pathetic, insignificant lives. The choice is yours. I’d prefer the second option—especially for you, James. Think I don’t know you left a mark on my wife? Think I don’t see your tracks? What kind of husband would I be if I just let someone like you go?”
Everyone stared at Alex, feeling the same chill: the smile on his face promised nothing good. Only Lucina, Alice, and Samantha knew what was coming; the others—including Bella—were frightened. James and Victoria exchanged a glance and, thinking they had a chance, tried to run—they assumed Alex was just a regular vampire with limited power.
“I see you’ve chosen the second option. How touching,” Alex said, smiling innocently. “You could have sacrificed yourself for her—that would have been a good story. But fine. I’ll give you a head start. Five seconds.”
The black “hair” holding their legs instantly retracted back into Alex’s shadow—and James and Victoria bolted into the forest. Alex watched them with a wide grin: his shadow stretched all the way to the edge of the trees where the fleeing pair ran.
“Run, my piglets, run,” he called after them. “Don’t think you’ll get away for long!”
“Chum, this isn’t like you. Did you really let them go?” Emmett asked, placing a hand on Alex’s shoulder.
“Pfft, of course not,” Alex replied with an innocent smile. “But since they ran into the forest—let them run. It would’ve been a little easier in another direction.”
“What do you mean?” Rosalie asked, raising an eyebrow nervously.
Alex lowered his gaze to the ground, and everyone else saw what he was showing: the shadow from his feet stretched all the way to the trees. It was clear what this meant—Zhang Ya lived in Alex’s shadow, and for James and Victoria, the escape would not end so easily. Everyone, except Carlisle, Esme, and Bella, knew who Zhang Ya was and what she was capable of. No one felt any pity for the two vampires—even Carlisle and Esme felt none, though they remained silent.
Laurent’s body had already been taken by GIR, MIMI, and Stitch and carefully buried—they had dealt with this kind of thing before. Deep down, Alex wanted to keep James and Victoria alive: they still needed to be handed over to the Red and White for future experiments.
To be continued…
(Yeah, since I’ve never played baseball or even watched a single game, I had to work really hard to learn a few useful words. I’ll never do that again. Hahahaha.)
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Chapters
- Chapter 682 681: The Forbidden Woods and the Shadows of Yharnam."
- Chapter 681 - 680: The Situation with Ebrietas Was Resolved Too Simply."
- Chapter 680 - 679: The Quick Death of an Artificial Great One."
- Chapter 679 - 678: Time to Head to the Upper Cathedral Ward."
- Chapter 678 - 677: A Peaceful Rest in the Hunter’s Dream."
- Chapter 677 - 676: A Very Strange End to the Nightmare, and the Return to the Hunter’s Dream."
- Chapter 676 - 675: Kaiju Battle — The Welsh Dragon vs. the Orphan of Kos."
- Chapter 675 - 674: The Orphan of Kos Who Refuses to Die."
- Chapter 674 - 673: Conversation by the Fire, and the Beach Where It All Began."
- Chapter 673 672: Maria Reclaims Her Weapon, and the Massacre in the Fishing Hamlet."
- Chapter 672 671: Lady Maria of the Astral Clock Tower."
- Chapter 671 - 670: Living Failures and the Final Death of Laurence."
- Chapter 670 - 669: The Research Hall, a Place Created by the Order of a Madman."
- Chapter 669 668: The Righteous Who Became a Monster."
- Chapter 668 667: Welcome to the Hunter’s Nightmare"
- Chapter 667 - 666: Destruction of the Nightmare Frontier."
- Chapter 666 - 665: Time to Head to the Nightmare Frontier."
- Chapter 665 - 664: The Grand Cathedral and Vicar Amelia."
- Chapter 664 - 663: A Small Adventure with My Wife and a Gift for the Doll."
- Chapter 663 - 662: Speedrun Through Old Yharnam."
- Chapter 662 661: Alucard’s Awakening, and Time to Head to Old Yharnam."
- Chapter 661 - 660: Oedon Chapel and the Cathedral Ward."
- Chapter 660 659: Battle at the Graveyard, and Another Unexpected Incident During the Fight."
- Chapter 659 - 658: Meeting Those Who Have Not Yet Gone Mad in Yharnam."
- Chapter 658 - 657: Not the Most Pleasant Stroll Through the Sewers in the Company of the Black Cat."
- Chapter 657 - 656: Acquaintance with the Doll, and Alucard’s First Absorption of Blood Echoes."
- Chapter 656 655: Alucard vs. the Cleric Beast."
- Chapter 655 654: Small Discoveries in Yharnam."
- Chapter 654 - 653: Acquaintance with the First Hunter and the Beginning of the Hunt."
- Chapter 653 - 652: Welcome to the Hunter’s Dream."
- Chapter 652 - 651: Arrival in Yharnam and Meeting with the Messengers."
- Chapter 651 - 650: Time to Go on a Date with Alucard."
- Chapter 650 649: Alessa’s Evening with Her Two Mothers.
- Chapter 649 - 648: A Date with Integra After the Banquet."
- Chapter 648 - 647: The Demon King Has Also Become a Knight."
- Chapter 647 - 646: The Beginning of a Boring Event."
- Chapter 646 - 645: A Very Eventful Day Comes to an End."
- Chapter 645 - 644: Another Date with Very Cute Seras."
- Chapter 644 - 643: The Demon King and His Apostle, Pretending to Be Children."
- Chapter 643 - 642: The Demon King’s Most Ordinary Family Life."
- Chapter 642 - 641: Work Finished, Now It’s Time for Rest."
- Chapter 641 - 640: The London War Is Finished, and Now Comes the Long Talk."
- Chapter 640 - 639: The Unforeseen Conclusion."
- Chapter 639 - 638: Seras vs. The Captain."
- Chapter 638 - 637: A Monster Appeared That Needs to Be Killed Too Many Times."
- Chapter 637 - 636: The Appearance of the Traitor, Right Before Dawn."
- Chapter 636 - 635: The Priest Who Continues Down His Own Path."
- Chapter 635 634: Alex Accidentally Started a Snowstorm in London."
- Chapter 634 633: The Seal Is Released, the Door Is Open."
- Chapter 633 - 632: Everything Moves Toward the Finale in London."
- Chapter 632 - 631: The New Seras Victoria."
- Chapter 631 630: Slaughter at the Hellsing Manor."
- Chapter 630 - 629: The Beginning of the Attack on the Hellsing Manor"
- Chapter 629 - 628: Another Meeting with Iscariot."
- Chapter 628 - 627: London in Fire and Blood."
- Chapter 627 - 626: The Beginning of the War."
- Chapter 626 - 625: The Beginning of London’s Fall."
- Chapter 625 - 624: Seras Needs Proper Motivation."
- Chapter 624 - 623: Capturing the Iron Fortress in the Middle of the Sea."
- Chapter 623 - 622: An Airplane Can Also Be Used as a Ram."
- Chapter 622 - 621: How to Properly Conduct Negotiations to Impress a Strict Wife."
- Chapter 621 - 620: Visiting the Government Headquarters as a Member of HellSing."
- Chapter 620 - 619: The Last Calm Evening at HellSing."
- Chapter 619 618: Feelings of the Iron Lady."
- Chapter 618 617: Declaration of War."
- Chapter 617 - 616: The Appearance of the Priest Who Walks His Own Path."
- Chapter 616 615: Alex’s Favorite Pastime Is Ruining Other People’s Plans."
- Chapter 615 614: Seras Tries to Get Into the Role of a Mother While the Father Fights a Pathetic Vampire."
- Chapter 614 613: Time to Kill Everyone."
- Chapter 613 612: The Demon King Became a Terrorist. Again."
- Chapter 612 - 611: A Pleasant Time with Two Female Vampires."
- Chapter 611 - 610: How to Properly Escape from Hellsing."
- Chapter 610 - 609: Tense Meeting at the Museum."
- Chapter 609 608: Evening Walk in Alucard’s Company."
- Chapter 608 607: Arrival of the Mercenaries."
- Chapter 607 - 606: An Embarrassing Date with a Vampire Girl."
- Chapter 606 - 605: The Last Day Before the Main Events Begin."
- Chapter 605 604: Even If There Are Many Options, There Is Always Only One Correct One."
- Chapter 604 - 603: A Day Spent with Two Women."
- Chapter 603 602: Meeting the Demon Who Should Leave London."
- Chapter 602 - 601: A Beautiful Night in London."
- Chapter 601 - 600: Caught Between Two Fires: The Mad Female Vampire and the Stern Lady Boss."
- Chapter 600 599: Meeting the Legendary Vampire Who Turned Out to Be a Woman."
- Chapter 599 598: Helping Hellsing Repel the Vampire Assault."
- Chapter 598 - 597: Welcome to London."
- Chapter 597 - 596: Family Vacation in True Addams Family Style."
- Chapter 596 595: Trip to the Addams Family Home."
- Chapter 595 594: Return to the Bunker, and a Simple Conversation with a Friend."
- Chapter 594 593: A Father Clears the Path for His Son, and the Rising of the New Spear Hero."
- Chapter 593 592: How a Demon King Should Handle Problems."
- Chapter 592 - 591: A Request from a Wife That Cannot Be Refused."
- Chapter 591 590: The Demon King and the Yellow Chaos."
- Chapter 590 - 589: Return to the Bunker, and a New Home for Alessa."
- Chapter 589 - 588: The Nightmare Finally Comes to an End."
- Chapter 588 - 587: Church of Fanatics."
- Chapter 587 586: A New Life and a New Family."
- Chapter 586 - 585: Meeting in the Hospital and the Final Place of Death and Birth."
- Chapter 585 - 584: The Main Culprit Received Her Punishment."
- Chapter 584 583: Final Steps Before the Finale."
- Chapter 583 - 582: Not Everyone Can Leave Silent Hill."
- Chapter 582 581: Meeting in the Alternate Toluca Prison."
- Chapter 581 - 580: First Up, Then Down Again, and Now You’re in Prison."
- Chapter 580 - 579: Two Parts of One."
- Chapter 579 - 578: Ah shit, here we go again in the alternate world."
- Chapter 578 - 577: The Alternative Apartments."
- Chapter 577 - 576: The Right Way to Find Your Way in Silent Hill."
- Chapter 576 - 575: First Steps Through the Streets of Silent Hill.
- Chapter 575 - 574: Welcome to Silent Hill."
- Chapter 574 - 573: A Brief Rest Before the New Mission, and a Reunion with Old Friends."
- Chapter 573 - 572: The End of the Nightmare in Derry."
- Chapter 572 571: Time to Kill the Fucking Clown."
- Chapter 571 570: Not Everything Always Goes as Planned."
- Chapter 570 569: A Walk Through Derry."
- Chapter 569 568: Bobo the Clown Who Can’t Eat."
- Chapter 568 - 567: The Losers’ Club, and How to Properly Ruin a Clown’s Dinner."
- Chapter 567 - 566: Welcome to Derry and Hello, Scary Clown."
- Chapter 566 - 565: The Beginning of a Family Journey Through Cursed Places."
- Chapter 565 - 564: Time for New Troubles."
- Chapter 564 - 563: The Demon King Works for Food Again."
- Chapter 563 - 562: The Shocking Truth."
- Chapter 562: Vote for where Alex will go first.
- Chapter 561: The Heavenly Army Strikes Back."
- Chapter 560: Time to Head to Hell."
- Chapter 559: The Most Ordinary Life in the Bunker."
- Chapter 558: Murder, robbery, arson, and threats, just another ordinary evening in Alex’s life."
- Chapter 557: Returns to the Bunker."
- Chapter 556: Welcome to the Oldest House."
- Chapter 555: Time to Leave."
- Chapter 554 554: Two-on-Two Battle."
- Chapter 553: Round Two – Dean vs. Hyde."
- Chapter 552: Time to Catch the Main Culprit."
- Chapter 551: A Walk Through the Creepy Museum."
- Chapter 550 550: A Date Invitation"
- Chapter 549: If You Lie Properly, It Becomes the Truth."
- Chapter 548: A New Job Alex Never Asked For."
- Chapter 547: Visiting the Haunted House and the Appearance of the Monster."
- Chapter 546 546: Too Many Events for One Day."
- Chapter 545: Birthday Preparations."
- Chapter 544: The Demon King Finds Himself Behind Bars for the First Time."
- Chapter 543 543: Meeting Enid’s Parents."
- Chapter 542: An Unpleasant Incident During Parent’s Day."
- Chapter 541: The Most Awkward Family Visit to the Psychologist."
- Chapter 540 540: Time to Meet the Relatives."
- Chapter 539 539: Just an Ordinary Day for the Demon King."
- Chapter 538: Progress in Relationships with Two Girls."
- Chapter 537 537: Every Battle Ends with a Hospital Visit."
- Chapter 536: Everything Is Happening Too Fast."
- Chapter 535: Time to Go to the School Dance."
- Chapter 534: Wednesday’s Unexpected Move"
- Chapter 533: The Demon King Who Acted Like a Rejected Teenager."
- Chapter 532: The Date Was Interrupted by a Sudden Call."
- Chapter 531 531: A Moonlit Date with Enid."
- Chapter 530: The Burning Fountain and the Dancing Devil."
- Chapter 529 529: Alex Decided to Take a Day Off While Everyone Else Works."
- Chapter 528 528: Wednesday Doesn’t Know Her Own Feelings."
- Chapter 527 527: A Stealthy Invasion of a Gloomy Girl’s Comfort Zone."
- Chapter 526: Wednesday Learns More Truth About Alex."
- Chapter 525: A Walk Through Nevermore in Wednesday’s Company."
- Chapter 524 524: The Best Way to Hear Gossip Is to Become Part of the Group."
- Chapter 523 523: The Monster in the Forest."
- Chapter 522 522: Time to Start the Investigation and Act Like an Agent."
- Chapter 521: Nevermore Academy, and Another Encounter with Wednesday."
- Chapter 520: Everyone Found a Task to Complete."
- Chapter 519 519: Everything Is Moving According to the Script."
- Chapter 518 518: Moving into a New House and a New Job"
- Chapter 517 517: Time to Move on to the Next Stage of the Plan."
- Chapter 516: Another Job Completed."
- Chapter 515: If you find yourself in a haunted house, it means you need to be able to run fast."
- Chapter 514 514: What started as a BBQ Evening quickly turned into a Hunting Night."
- Chapter 513: How to Make Friends Properly — First Scold Them, Then Feed Them."
- Chapter 512: Realizing You’ve Entered the Wrong House"
- Chapter 511: Evening in the City of Sin."
- Chapter 510: While Some Hunt, Others Relax."
- Chapter 509: Life in Forks is getting more interesting."
- Chapter 508: The vampires caused more trouble than expected."
- Chapter 507: Baseball Game in the Forest"
- Chapter 506: Time Becomes a Regular Teen Again."
- Chapter 505: Time to Return to Forks."
- Chapter 504: The Writer’s Freedom and the Meeting with Amara."
- Chapter 503 503: Everyone Leaves the Dark Place."
- Chapter 502 502: The Concert on the Shore of the Dark Lake."
- Chapter 501 501: Scratch — The True Villain Who Isn’t Afraid to Run."
- Chapter 500: Everything Moves Toward the Grand Finale in Bright Falls."
- Chapter 499 499: The Creepy Old Lady from the Retirement Home."
- Chapter 498 498: The Situation Escalated in an Instant."
- Chapter 497: Crazy Plans Are the Way to Solve All Problems."
- Chapter 496 496: Another Fold and a Strange Family."
- Chapter 495: Everyone Wanted a Piece of the Anomaly."
- Chapter 494: Alan Wake and Mr. Scratch. One Man, Two Extremes of Personality."
- Chapter 493 493: Inside the Fold, Inside the Whirlpool of Darkness."
- Chapter 492: What Is the Fold, and How Do You Get There?"
- Chapter 491: What Secrets Does Bright Falls Hide?"
- Chapter 490: Bright Falls, the City Where Darkness Dwells."
- Chapter 489: Darkness Approaches Forks."
- Chapter 488: Samantha's Legacy."
- Chapter 487: Just an Ordinary Friday Among Friends."
- Chapter 486 486: Another Evening with the Cullen Family."
- Chapter 485 485: Another Crossroads Demon Who Just Got Unlucky."
- Chapter 484 484: Another Day at School, and a New Target for the Hunt."
- Chapter 483: The Demon Who Teetered on the Edge of Madness.
- Chapter 482: Time to Return to Forks."
- Chapter 481: A Completely Ordinary Evening at the Manor."
- Chapter 480: Tour of the Guild."
- Chapter 479: The Disguised Demon King Returns to Orario."
- Chapter 478: Panic in Orario. Again."
- Chapter 477: Horror on Helios."
- Chapter 476: Time to Collect Payment for Overtime."
- Chapter 475: The God Who Was Simply Afraid of Being Alone."
- Chapter 474 474: Battle Against the Defective Icon of Sin."
- Chapter 473: The Whole Truth About the Eridian Race."
- Chapter 472: Two Avengers, One Path."
- Chapter 471: The Revelation of the Eridian Race."
- Chapter 470: Time to Open the Vault."
- Chapter 469: Another Morning on Pandora…"
- Chapter 468: Why Angels Cry?
- Chapter 467 467: Angel, You Are Free."
- Chapter 466 466: How to Ruin Someone's Day the Right Way."
- Chapter 465 465: The First Day on Pandora Comes to an End."
- Chapter 464: Opportunity Went Boom."
- Chapter 463: Return to the Sanctuary."
- Chapter 462: Traveling with the Vault Hunters Squad"
- Chapter 461: A Very Unique Hyperion Cargo."
- Chapter 460: The Sanctuary Came Under Attack."
- Chapter 459: First meeting with the Siren Lilith."
- Chapter 458 458: The Madness on Pandora Continues."
- Chapter 457: Pandora Never Changes."
- Chapter 456: The Sanctuary and the First Headache."
- Chapter 455: The Beginning of Another Little Adventure with the Three Daughters."
- Chapter 454 454: The Demon Who Refused to Speak, and the Return of the Little Princesses."
- Chapter 453: Returning Home, and a Way to Find the King."
- Chapter 452: A Happy Ending?"
- Chapter 451: Until Dawn."
- Chapter 450: Monsters Don’t Exist."
- Chapter 449: Did Everyone Survive?"
- Chapter 448: The Consequences of the Tragedy from a Year Ago."
- Chapter 447: Who’s the Hunter, and Who’s the Prey?"
- Chapter 446 446: The Terrifying Secrets of Blackwood Sanatorium."
- Chapter 445: Searching for a Way to Leave Blackwood Mountain."
- Chapter 444 444: A Rescue That Turned into a Complete Failure."
- Chapter 443: The Old Hunter Named Jack."
- Chapter 442 442: The Reason for a Friend’s Betrayal."
- Chapter 441 441: A Group of Students and the Cabin in the Forest. What Could Possibly Happen?"
- Chapter 440: A New Friend and the First Encounter with the Local Monsters."
- Chapter 439 439: Meeting a Group of Teenagers Gathered in a Cabin in the Forest."
- Chapter 438 438: Another Big Chess Game."
- Chapter 437: Awkward Interactions Between an Ordinary Girl and a Vampire Guy."
- Chapter 436: A Weekend with Lucina and Alice"
- Chapter 435: Visiting the Vampire Family’s House."
- Chapter 434: Alice Cullen Pays a Visit."
- Chapter 433: Meeting the Cullens and an Invitation to Visit."
- Chapter 432: The End of the Second Day in the Town of Forks."
- Chapter 431: The First Meeting with the Vampire Family."
- Chapter 430 430: The First Day of High School."
- Chapter 429: The First Day in the Town of Forks."
- Chapter 428 428: A New World Means a New Job."
- Chapter 427: The Demon King Goes to School Again."
- Chapter 426: Global Mission Accomplished, War Averted."
- Chapter 425: The Aldecaldo Camp and Arrival at Arasaka."
- Chapter 424: The Guild’s First Mission."
- Chapter 423: The New Guild and the Events Unfolding in Orario."
- Chapter 422: Vacation’s Over, Time to Get to Work."
- Chapter 421: The Cursed Apartment 302."
- Chapter 420 420: A Boring Meeting That Got Interrupted."
- Chapter 419: The 24th Floor of the Haunted House."
- Chapter 418: The Cursed Apartments and the Story of One of the Residents."
- Chapter 417 417: The Past of the Ghost Girl."
- Chapter 416 416: Final Destination — The Cursed Academy."
- Chapter 415: Next Destination, the Cursed Tunnel."
- Chapter 414: Who You Gonna Call? Ghostbusters!"
- Chapter 413: The First Visit to the Haunted House."
- Chapter 412: Leaving Middle-earth, Hello Horror World."
- Chapter 411: The Beginning of the War, and an Unexpected Event."
- Chapter 410: The Hour of War Has Come, and It’s Time to Stand Shoulder to Shoulder."
- Chapter 409: The Mission to Deceive Everyone Was Successful, and the Eve of the Battle of the Five Armies."
- Chapter 408: How to Properly Deceive the King of the Woodland Elves."
- Chapter 407: Mission Possible, or How to Invite an Orc Over."
- Chapter 406: The Prelude to the Upcoming Battle."
- Chapter 405: Erebor Is Now Free."
- Chapter 404: Smaug — The Unluckiest Dragon in All of Middle-earth."
- Chapter 403: The Demon King Meets a Group of Stubborn Dwarves."
- Chapter 402: The Lonely Mountain That Enchanted With Its View."
- Chapter 401: An Offer That’s Hard to Refuse."
- Chapter 400: A Fate Too Terrible to Imagine."
- Chapter 399: The Unluckiest Man in the Entire Multiverse Took the Stage."
- Chapter 398: The Girl Chef Yearning for Truth."
- Chapter 397: Erina, Who Decided to Peek Behind the Veil of Secrets."
- Chapter 396: The Demon King Meets the Possessor of the God Tongue."
- Chapter 395: A Walk Through the School Festival Full of Events."
- Chapter 394: The Demon King in Search of Divine Flavor."
- Chapter 393: The Start of Vacation and Arrival in Another World in Search of Delicious Food."
- Chapter 392 392: The End of the Party and the Beginning of a Week-Long Vacation."
- Chapter 391: The Demon Who United Everyone."
- Chapter 390: Finally, the Return Home."
- Chapter 389: Visiting Friends in Afterlife."
- Chapter 388: The Long-Awaited Reunion."
- Chapter 387: Bureaucracy Exists in All Worlds and Is Inevitable."
- Chapter 386: Farewell to One World, Hello Orario."
- Chapter 385: A Job Offer That's Hard to Refuse."
- Chapter 384: The Final Tasks Before Returning to Orario."
- Chapter 383: The End of a Long Journey."
- Chapter 382: The Surprises Keep Coming."
- Chapter 381: An Unexpected Surprise Born from Chaos Itself."
- Chapter 380: The End of the Monolith, and Alex’s New Headache"
- Chapter 379 379: The Beginning of the Fall of the False Outer God."
- Chapter 378 378: All Plans Went Awry."
- Chapter 377: Arrival at Tau Volantis"
- Chapter 376: The Struggle for Peace and the Fall of Sin"
- Chapter 375: So the Battle Begins"
- Chapter 374: The Final Day Has Arrived"
- Chapter 373: The Last Day Before the Grand Finale."
- Chapter 372: A Pleasant Gift for the Girls and One Step Closer to the Finale."
- Chapter 371: Doomguy Becomes an Ally, and the Collection Grows with a Big Robot"
- Chapter 370 370: A Conversation That Quickly Turned into a Brawl"
- Chapter 369: Time to Meet a New Ally"
- Chapter 368: Declaration of War on the Dark Lord"
- Chapter 367: The King of Curses or Just an Ordinary Thief."
- Chapter 366: The Hunt That Ended with a Castle Robbery."
- Chapter 365: Who Would Have Known That a Simple Day with His Daughter Would Lead to This."
- Chapter 364: A Day of Rest with My Daughter"
- Chapter 363: Having Learned the Resistance’s Plans, It’s Time to Head Home."
- Chapter 362: The Overprotective Brother Chris"
- Chapter 361: A Hard Day Comes to an End."
- Chapter 360 360: The Cabin in the Woods"
- Chapter 359: The Day the Little Demon Princess Met the Outer God Named Yog"
- Chapter 358: Deadite Who Picked the Wrong Girls to Mess With"
- Chapter 357: The Location of the Racists' Bunker Has Been Discovered"
- Chapter 356: Another Headache and a Meeting with a Group of Survivors."
- Chapter 355: Arrival in the USA"
- Chapter 354: Zombieland Airlines"
- Chapter 353: A busy day has come to an end."
- Chapter 352: The Experiment Succeeded, but the Plan Failed."
- Chapter 351: How to Commit Demon Genocide in a Holy Place"
- Chapter 350: The Girls’ New Gear, and How to Deal with Idlers"
- Chapter 349: Rory Apostle of Destruction"
- Chapter 348: The Day the Conversation About Summoning Magic Went Off the Rails"
- Chapter 347: Another Villain Who Couldn't Survive Long"
- Chapter 346: The Experiment Succeeded and an Interesting Discovery"
- Chapter 345: The Experiment Team Assembled"
- Chapter 344: The Red City That Will Become a Prison for Sinners"
- Chapter 343: The Place Where Fear Was Born"
- Chapter 342: The Shadaloo Group’s Attack and Its End"
- Chapter 341: A Quiet Day That Suddenly Stopped Being Quiet"
- Chapter 340: Gift Giving with Pleasant Consequences"
- Chapter 339: The Work That Was Postponed Thanks to Collective Efforts"
- Chapter 338 338: Wrapping Things Up and Heading Home"
- Chapter 337: The Appearance of the Dog That Quickly Lost Its Teeth."
- Chapter 336: A Trip with the Boys"
- Chapter 335: Team A"
- Chapter 334: Finally Anchorage"
- Chapter 333: New Encounters in Zombieland"
- Chapter 332: The New Enemy Who Couldn't Survive Longer"
- Chapter 331: The Zombieland Organization Is Back in Business"
- Chapter 330 330: Bringing Home Two More Freeloader Guests."
- Chapter 329 329: Sudden Problems That Were Solved Very Quickly"
- Chapter 328 328: Some on the Brink of Madness, Others Rejoicing in Small Victories"
- Chapter 327: A Long Day in the Settlement"
- Chapter 326: The Relentless Ghost Girl and the Conclusion of the Priest Capture Mission"
- Chapter 325: The Priest’s Invitation to Tea and the Death of Another Cockroach"
- Chapter 324: The Second Day in Alaska and Time to Start Executing Plans to Lure Out the Idiots."
- Chapter 323 323: First Day in Alaska"
- Chapter 322: Finally, Alaska"
- Chapter 321 321: A Simple Fishing Trip That Turned Into a Party"
- Chapter 320: A Day in the Training Room"
- Chapter 319: The End of Wesker? And Once Again, On the Road."
- Chapter 318: Battle Against Wesker"
- Chapter 317 317: Battle Without Pause"
- Chapter 316: The Idiot in Yellow and the Half-Villain Quartet"
- Chapter 315 315: The Sudden Fatherhood and the Mysterious Stranger in Yellow"
- Chapter 314: Lady D."
- Chapter 313: Fear Kills"
- Chapter 312: Not the Greatest Masterpiece"
- Chapter 311 311: Unauthorized Entry"
- Chapter 310 310: Arrival on the Island and an Unexpected Encounter"
- Chapter 309: Another Day on the Aircraft Carrier"
- Chapter 308: A Fun Day on the Aircraft Carrier or How to Steal a Princess's Belonging"
- Chapter 307: Family Vacation on the Aircraft Carrier"
- Chapter 306 306: Leaving Vladivostok and On the Road Again"
- Chapter 305: Rescue Mission Completed"
- Chapter 304: The Two-on-Two Battle"
- Chapter 303: Arrival in Vladivostok"
- Chapter 302: A Little Family Comedy"
- Chapter 301 301: Collision in the Corridor with a Pleasant Outcome"
- Chapter 300 300: Alex Rushes to the Rescue"
- Chapter 299 299: When You Find Out Who Your Husband Really Is"
- Chapter 298: The Destruction of the City and the Beginning of the Truth Unfolding"
- Chapter 297: The Battle Has Begun"
- Chapter 296: The Situation at the Border of Korea"
- Chapter 295 295: The Signal Lights Were Lit"
- Chapter 294: Another Princess"
- Chapter 293: Red and White"
- Chapter 292: How to Screw up Yourself for No Reason"
- Chapter 291 291: How to Save the Villain and the Big Gun"
- Chapter 290: Another Idiot Villain is Dead"
- Chapter 289: Heading Back to China Again"
- Chapter 288: Hangover Morning on the Island"
- Chapter 287: Rest on the Island"
- Chapter 286: The Gothic Reaper Rory"
- Chapter 285: Another Visitor from Another World"
- Chapter 284: The History of This World"
- Chapter 283: Pleasant Time with the Girls"
- Chapter 282: The Battle of Two Performers, or How to Exorcise a Demon"
- Chapter 281: Problems in Roanapur"
- Chapter 280: Hotel Moscow"
- Chapter 279: Arrival in Roanapur"
- Chapter 278: Discussion of the Upcoming Addition to the Group"
- Chapter 277: On the Road Again and a New Destination"
- Chapter 276: Encounter with the Traitors"
- Chapter 275: Descent to the Bottom of the Underground Laboratory"
- Chapter 274: How to Meet a Yandere Ghost Girl from Another World"
- Chapter 273: Inside the Secret Facility"
- Chapter 272: The Secret Complex of the Evil Corporation"
- Chapter 271: The Reason for the Delay in Hong Kong"
- Chapter 270: New Encounters and the Foolish Thief"
- Chapter 269: A Request for Help from Hong Kong"
- Chapter 268: New Enemies"
- Chapter 267: Time to Bombard the City"
- Chapter 266: On the Road Again"
- Chapter 265: World Phase 2 and Time to Leave Okinawa"
- Chapter 264: The Work Is Almost Finished"
- Chapter 263: How to Spend the Day with a Freedom-Loving Cat"
- Chapter 262: Training Time and the Cat Girl"
- Chapter 261: The Work Never Stops"
- Chapter 260: The Beginning of the Aircraft Carrier Upgrade"
- Chapter 259: Meeting with the Henchmen of the Evil Corporation"
- Chapter 258: Aftermath of a Wild Night and the Raid on the City"
- Chapter 257: The Military Base in Okinawa"
- Chapter 256: A Request for Help in Okinawa"
- Chapter 255: Almost at Okinawa"
- Chapter 254: Time to Sail to Okinawa"
- Chapter 253: T-103"
- Chapter 252: Another Encounter with Necromorphs"
- Chapter 251: An Unpleasant Discovery in Tanegashima"
- Chapter 250: Arrival in Tanegashima"
- Chapter 249: New People Want to Train"
- Chapter 248: The True Reason for Training"
- Chapter 247: Q&A Session During Training"
- Chapter 246: Interacting with Martial Arts Masters"
- Chapter 245: On the Road Again"
- Chapter 244: The Death of the Location Boss"
- Chapter 243: The Power Rangers Have Arrived"
- Chapter 242: The Rescue of the Ryozenpaku People"
- Chapter 241: Everyday Life on the Ferry"
- Chapter 240: Information about Potential Allies"
- Chapter 239: Not the Most Talkative Prisoner"
- Chapter 238: An Unexpected Encounter and the Brainless Mercenary"
- Chapter 237: A New Stop and a Group of Hostile People
- Chapter 236: Skill Demonstration"
- Chapter 235: Tokyo Purge"
- Chapter 234: The Rescue of the Samurai Girl from the Cultists' Hands"
- Chapter 233: The Strange Empty City and the Cult"
- Chapter 232: The First Stop Before Okinawa"
- Chapter 231: How to Offer Help from a Thousand Kilometers"
- Chapter 230: Adventure Time"
- Chapter 229: A Call Home and a Long-Awaited Reunion"
- Chapter 228: Gathering Information"
- Chapter 227: Becoming a Target"
- Chapter 226: Battle Against El Gigante
- Chapter 225: Project G"
- Chapter 224: The Call for Help"
- Chapter 223: The Last Night Before Departure"
- Chapter 222: The First Alien Zombie"
- Chapter 221: A New Way to Use Zombies"
- Chapter 220: An Unexpected Encounter with the Weapons Merchant"
- Chapter 219: Unexpected Problems"
- Chapter 218: An Unexpected Addition to the Collection"
- Chapter 217: Takagi Estate and the Foolish Father"
- Chapter 216: The New Friend Who Couldn't Endure Friendship"
- Chapter 215: When Once Again Everything Went Wrong"
- Chapter 214: A Caring Mother"
- Chapter 213: The Mission to Save the Survivors"
- Chapter 212: Achievement Unlocked"
- Chapter 211: Make us whole!"
- Chapter 210: The Reality Show of Questions and Answers"
- Chapter 209: How to Properly Invite Someone for a Cup of Tea"
- Chapter 208: Meeting Again in Another World"
- Chapter 207: Purge the Heretics"
- Chapter 206: Unexpected Events Following One After Another"
- Chapter 205: Smoking Leads to Zombie Transformation"
- Chapter 204: Ungrateful Survivors"
- Chapter 203: Everyone is busy with work"
- Chapter 202: Zombieland Information Bureau"
- Chapter 201: Time for Raids"
- Chapter 200: Who's to Blame for All This?"
- Chapter 199: When Night Falls, It's Time to Work"
- Chapter 198: Setting Up at the New Base"
- Chapter 197: Moving to a New Base and Rescuing Survivors"
- Chapter 196: End of the First Day in Zombieland"
- Chapter 195: Time for Zombie Experiments"
- Chapter 194: First Stop in Zombieland"
- Chapter 193: The First Social Experiment in Zombieland"
- Chapter 192: Meeting the First Survivors"
- Chapter 191: Welcome to Zombieland"
- Chapter 190: A Job Enough for Everyone"
- Chapter 189: A Boring Meeting with an Unexpected Ending"
- Chapter 188: An Unexpected Guest from Another Universe"
- Chapter 187: How to Kidnap an Adopted Son"
- Chapter 186: The End of Another Villain"
- Chapter 185: Two Full-Scale Attacks Against One Enemy"
- Chapter 184: A Miserable Death for a Loser"
- Chapter 183: The Main Villain Takes the Stage"
- Chapter 182: The Tenth Battle Begins"
- Chapter 181: Preparing for the Finals"
- Chapter 180: The Unlucky God of Deception"
- Chapter 179: Light vs. Darkness"
- Chapter 178: Dracula vs. Apollo"
- Chapter 177: Arrival of the Ruler of Wallachia"
- Chapter 176: A Little Time to Rest"
- Chapter 175: The First Enemy Has Been Eliminated"
- Chapter 174: Demon Hunter vs. Demon"
- Chapter 173: The Grey Knight Arrives, and Yandere Valkyrie"
- Chapter 172: A Plan to Change the Entire World"
- Chapter 171: Not the Smartest God on Olympus"
- Chapter 170: Clash of the Will of Fire and the Fury of the Underworld"
- Chapter 169: Hashirama vs. Hades"
- Chapter 168: The Prelude to the Battle"
- Chapter 167: A New Fighter from Humanity's Side"
- Chapter 166: Anticipation of Another Battle"
- Chapter 165: End of the Battle"
- Chapter 164: Buddha vs. Zerofuku"
- Chapter 163: Valkyrie's Feelings"
- Chapter 162: Meeting of Two Sweet Tooths"
- Chapter 161: Konoha's Green Beast vs. God of Destruction"
- Chapter 160: New Challenger"
- Chapter 159: Hero vs. Man"
- Chapter 158: Meeting of the Demon King and the Hero"
- Chapter 157: Sea God vs. Demon King"
- Chapter 156: New World and the Demon King's Wrath"
- Chapter 155: Rebecca and Stitch"
- Chapter 154: Beginning of a New Adventure"
- Chapter 153: The Night City Group's First Dungeon Trip"
- Chapter 152: Party and End of the Day"
- Chapter 151: Time to Get to Know Each Other"
- Chapter 150: Returning Home."
- Chapter 149: Back to Orario"
- Chapter 148: The Mighty Nine Are Always Together"
- Chapter 147: Father and Son Meeting"
- Chapter 146: Journey's End or Battle on All Fronts"
- Chapter 145: The Final Villain Appears"
- Chapter 144: Cargo Received and the Soulless Mongrel"
- Chapter 143: All Armed and Dangerous"
- Chapter 142: Timeskip and Briefing before a new job"
- Chapter 141: Before the Finale"
- Chapter 140: Hanako Arasaka's Shock"
- Chapter 139: Taijutsu is the Key to Victory"
- Chapter 138: Back to work, and another visit to Hanako."
- Chapter 137: Fulfilling a Dream and Saying Goodbye"
- Chapter 136: Investigation Results"
- Chapter 135: Completion of the Investigation"
- Chapter 134: Investigation and Useful Information"
- Chapter 133: Time to Put Your Plans into Action"
- Chapter 132: When Just Talking Brings You Closer"
- Chapter 131: Kidnapping the Final Target"
- Chapter 130: The Abduction of Jimmy"
- Chapter 129: The Tea Invitation Plan"
- Chapter 128: A Conversation in the Company of a New Friend"
- Chapter 127: Meeting with Hanako Arasaka"
- Chapter 126: Healing Kiwi or the Plan to Ruin an Evening"
- Chapter 125: The Harsh Truth About Events in the World"
- Chapter 124: Answers That Don't Help"
- Chapter 123: Drinking Party with Friends and an Unexpected Visitor"
- Chapter 122: Gloria's Quiet Day"
- Chapter 121: Kiwi’s Request and a Trick for Maine"
- Chapter 120: Plans for Future Confrontations"
- Chapter 119: When Curiosity Plays a Bad Trick on You"
- Chapter 118: The Beginning of New Problems"
- Chapter 117: Work for the Whole Team"
- Chapter 116: The Team is Back Together"
- Chapter 115: Hey, you're finally awake"
- Chapter 114: How to Create Chaos in Arasaka"
- Chapter 113: Mission Imposibru"
- Chapter 112: A Typical Family Evening"
- Chapter 111: Plans for the Next Mission"
- Chapter 110: The First Episode of Cyberpsychosis and Plans"
- Chapter 109: Time Passes Unnoticed"
- Chapter 108: The Cyberpsychopath Attack"
- Chapter 107: The Assault or Why You Shouldn't Leave GIR Alone"
- Chapter 106:New work with the Team"
- Chapter 105: The Death of Loka and the Rescue of the Children"
- Chapter 104: First Experience as a Maniac"
- Chapter 103: Rest Before the Mission"
- Chapter 102: New Side Job from Padre"
- Chapter 101: Eliminating the First Target and the Arrival of the Elite Squad"
- Chapter 100: The Beginning of Revenge and the Return of the Cult"
- Chapter 99: Moving to the New House"
- Chapter 98: The Truth That Brings Us Closer"
- Chapter 97: Gloria's New Life and New Upsets"
- Chapter 96: Trust of the Group and Unveiling the Truth"
- Chapter 95: Chase and Suspicion"
- Chapter 94: The Start of the Mission and the Race to the Restroom"
- Chapter 93 - 93 Ultramarine G.I.R."
- Chapter 92: Mission Briefing"
- Chapter 91: Gloria Meets the Goddesses and the Strange Robot"
- Chapter 90: Valerie and the New Acquaintance Sebastian"
- Chapter 89: The Brutal Punishment of the Kidnappers and the Sad Rebecca"
- Chapter 88: A Little Date with Rebecca and New Friend Jeff"
- Chapter 87: Princess or Gremlin Rebecca"
- Chapter 86: Gloria's Help in Easing Emotional Wounds"
- Chapter 85: Lunar Princess Lucy"
- Chapter 84: Old Friends and a Bit of Truth for Lucy"
- Chapter 83: The Lizzie's Bar"
- Chapter 82: New Team Member"
- Chapter 81: The Unscrupulous Landlord"
- Chapter 80: Demon King or Street Magician"
- Chapter 79: The Demon King on the Side Job"
- Chapter 78: Main's Group and a New Job"
- Chapter 77: Lucina or Lucy"
- Chapter 76: Heading to the Meeting Place"
- Chapter 75 - 75 Gloria Martinez and the Demon King"
- Chapter 74: A Conversation with Family and the Beginning of a New Friendship"
- Chapter 73: New Encounters"
- Chapter 72: A New World and Another Encounter with the Old Man"
- Chapter 71: Battle Against Nyarlathotep"
- Chapter 70: The Mother-Daughter Reunion and the Arrival of the Main Villain"
- Chapter 69: The Beauty in the Dungeon or How to Save a Friend’s Mother"
- Chapter 68: The End of the Battle with the Dragon and the Death of Ereb"
- Chapter 67: Battle Against the Dragon's Second Phase"
- Chapter 66: The Beginning of the Battle Against the Abomination"
- Chapter 65: Erebus Finally Makes His Move"
- Chapter 64: The End of the Losers' Group or How to Propose to a Goddess"
- Chapter 63: An Evening of Cinema and Dionysus's Interrogation"
- Chapter 62: Family Movie Night"
- Chapter 61: One Step Closer to the Truth and Foolish Nyx"
- Chapter 60: Poor Nyx and Evening Movie Plans"
- Chapter 59: The Idiot Dionysus and Alex's Wrath"
- Chapter 58: The Capture of the Group of Losers"
- Chapter 57: The Battle for Orario and the Capture of Yet Another Villain"
- Chapter 56: Unveiling the Truth and Future Plans"
- Chapter 55: Don’t Underestimate the Loli Goddess"
- Chapter 54: The Battle Against the Dungeon Guardian"
- Chapter 53: A Date in the Dungeon and Preparation for Battle"
- Chapter 52: The Villains' Plan and Preparation for Defense"
- Chapter 51: Rivira, the Paradise for Adventurers"
- Chapter 50: Purging the Corruption and the Battle Between Monsters"
- Chapter 49: The Elf's Kiss and the Strange Corruption"
- Chapter 48: New Allies"
- Chapter 47: Another Move by the Villain Group"
- Chapter 46: Two Gods for the Price of One"
- Chapter 45: Potential Threats or Battles for the Right to be a Mother"
- Chapter 44: Interrogation of Thanatos and Names of the Accomplices"
- Chapter 43: The Obsession of the Goddess of Love and the Abduction of the God"
- Chapter 42: Family Dinner and Ishtar's Plans"
- Chapter 41: New Goliath and New Titles
- Chapter 40: Hestia the Kidnapper or Another Minion"
- Chapter 39: New Threat and Timeskip"
- Chapter 38: Haruhime’s New Fate and the Beginning of Training"
- Chapter 37: A New Family Member and the Demon King’s Attack"
- Chapter 36: The Demon King and the Courtesan"
- Chapter 35: The Crazy Goddesses or Hestia's Kiss"
- Chapter 34: Mistaken for a Child Again and Hestia's Date Invitation
- Chapter 33: Revenge is a Dish Best Served Hot"
- Chapter 32: A Day Without Alex or How the Girls Found Trouble"
- Chapter 31: Plan of Action and Useless Information"
- Chapter 30: The Detective Cat and the Goddess Battle"
- Chapter 29: Heart-to-Heart with Freya or a New Ally"
- Chapter 28: Thanatos's Acting Skills and Freya's Invitation"
- Chapter 27: Drunk Loki and the First Semi-Villain"
- Chapter 26: A New Strange Monster and the Challenges of Being a Child"
- Chapter 25: The Child Again and Third-Rate Villains"
- Chapter 24 - 24 Why You Shouldn't Call Loki"
- Chapter 23: How to Kidnap New Members, or Rather, How to Invite Them"
- Chapter 22: Demon King and Assault on the God"
- Chapter 21 - 21 War Game or Total Destruction"
- Chapter 20 - 20 New Power of Lily or Another Speedrun"
- Chapter 19: Living on the Freebies at Hephaestus's and the Start of Training"
- Chapter 18: Lily 2.0 and Moving to Hephaestus"
- Chapter 17 - 17 Evil Hestia and Possibly a New Family Member"
- Chapter 16: The Little Hobbit and the Request for Help"
- Chapter 15: How I Met "Bilbo" in the Dungeon"
- Chapter 14 - 14 Discussion of the Game, or How to Catch an "Idiot"
- Chapter 13: Denatus and the Declaration of War."
- Chapter 12 - 12 Date with Hestia and Future Problems"
- Chapter 11: Loki Family and the Malevolent Half-Elf Eina"
- Chapter 10: Back into the Dungeon, or How to One-Shot a Raid Boss"
- Chapter 9 - 9 Purchase of the Church and Meeting with Hephaestus"
- Chapter 8 - 8 Raiding the Dungeon Properly or Speedrunning to the 10th Floor"
- Chapter 7 - 7 Future Plans and the First Visit to the Dungeon"
- Chapter 6: Officially an Adventurer and Information About the Dungeon"
- Chapter 5: Hestia, the Goddess of the Hearth, or How to Meet a Loli Goddess"
- Chapter 4 - 4 The Loki Familia and the Rowdy Dog"
- Chapter 3: Hostess of the Horn of Abundance and the Lovely Waitresses
- Chapter 2:Arrival in Orario and Visiting the Guild"(Revised Version)
- Chapter 1: Meeting with the Old Man"(Revised Version)