Chapter 596 595: Trip to the Addams Family Home."
Alex and Dean continued sitting on the old pier, slowly sipping whiskey straight from the glasses and talking about everything under the sun — from old hunting stories and the dumbest moments of their lives to completely meaningless little things that, in moments like these, somehow felt more important than anything else. This had long become their ritual, something familiar and comforting.
Every time Dean started slipping into another round of emotional burnout — when the world once again brutally reminded him that he wasn’t an all-powerful savior, just a man who could only watch as everything fell apart — Alex would simply grab him by the scruff of the neck, drag him away from the bunker, away from maps, books, and endless searches for solutions, and force him to drink, talk, and stay silent all at once.
No lectures, no fake “everything’s going to be okay,” no attempts to rewrite what had already happened and couldn’t be changed. Just two men, a good bottle of aged whiskey, and a night that wasn’t in any hurry to end, giving him at least a chance to exhale some of the accumulated weight.
This time the trigger had been the trip to the past — right in the middle of World War II, aboard the submarine USS Bluefin.
Dean had seen with his own eyes people he couldn’t save. Not because he lacked strength, weapons, courage, or cunning. But because their fate had already been written long before he appeared on board as an accidental traveler from the future.
He could only stand beside them, listen to their conversations, their laughter through fear, their last jokes, their last letters home, their last cigarettes before battle — and know with horrifying certainty that in a few hours they would all be dead.
The Hand of God, which they had stolen from the past with such difficulty, turned out to be single-use. Another piece of hope that crumbled to dust right before his eyes, leaving only the bitter aftertaste of defeat. And that hit Dean harder than any physical wound, demon, or loss of a loved one.
But time passed. The alcohol slowly but surely did its job — softening the sharp edges of the pain, dulling the memories, returning color to a world that had turned black-and-white for a few hours.
Dean began to come back to himself, gradually returning to his old, familiar self: sarcastic, stubborn, sharp-tongued hunter who knew how to hide any pain behind a crooked smirk and dark humor.
Alex saw it — in the way Dean’s shoulders straightened, in how the familiar smirk appeared more often, in how he started slipping his usual barbs back into the conversation. Alex didn’t rush him. He knew Dean needed exactly this — time, silence, and a few swallows of good whiskey to get back on his feet and keep moving forward.
They sat on the pier until it was completely dark — the sky turned thick black, studded with stars, while the water below quietly lapped against the pilings, reflecting the faint light of a distant lantern.
Around them already lay empty whiskey bottles, crumpled paper bags from the food Alex had brought from some other city — Dean had gotten hungry, and Alex could teleport anywhere in a second and return with hot meat, french fries, onion rings, and even fresh beer in frosted bottles.
By now Dean was thoroughly, hopelessly drunk — his tongue was slurring, his movements loose and slightly clumsy, his eyes shining brighter than usual, and a relaxed, slightly goofy smile had appeared on his face, the kind that only showed up after the fifth or sixth bottle.
“Okay, Dean. Time to head back to the bunker,” Alex said, laying a heavy hand on his friend’s shoulder and giving him a light shake so he wouldn’t fall asleep right on the boards.
“No damn teleportation. Not unless you want me to puke all over your boots,” Dean muttered, pushing Alex’s hand away with exaggerated offense and nearly losing his balance in the process.
“Then let me help you sober up. It’ll be faster,” Alex said, shaking his head slightly as he looked at the drunk Dean.
“That’s sacrilege — sobering up from whiskey this good. And anyway — I’ll walk home myself. No need to babysit me. I’m a grown man. What, you think I can’t find my way without you? I’ve managed before. I’ll manage now,” Dean declared with such confidence, as if he were stone-cold sober, and resolutely headed toward the bunker, swaying and trying to keep his back straight.
Alex watched Dean’s retreating back — he walked with a slight stagger, hands stuffed in his jacket pockets, radiating maximum independence with every inch of his body. Smiling faintly, Alex pulled out a cigarette, lit it with a lighter, and slowly followed. Catching up to Dean, he simply walked beside him, smoking silently and looking ahead at the road.
Dean noticed it out of the corner of his eye and gave a small smile — just the corner of his mouth, almost imperceptible, but genuine. In Dean’s head, thoughts swirled about their conversation on the pier. Once again Alex had pulled him out of that darkness he used to fight alone — for years, decades, and it happened far too often, always alone.
Dean even thought: if Alex had appeared earlier — before the Mark of Cain, before all those years in Hell, before losing everyone he loved, before he himself became part of that darkness — maybe a lot of things would have gone differently.
But he quickly pushed the thought away. The past stays in the past. It can’t be changed. Alex himself had said it more than once: fate always finds a way to put everything back on track. They can only delay the inevitable ending a little — but never cancel it.
Because of all the alcohol, Dean’s mind was slightly foggy, and completely wild, drunken ideas began surfacing in his head. What if they didn’t kill Amara? What if they tried to reconcile her with her brother? Or at least make sure she didn’t destroy the whole world?
Dean understood these were just drunken fantasies, alcohol-fueled dreams that would seem stupid and naive by morning. An impossible task. Amara was currently roaming the world searching for her brother, who kept hiding behind illusions, manipulations, and endless games of god. And she wasn’t the type who could be convinced with words, kindness, or even force.
Alex walked beside him and saw how Dean’s expression changed — now thoughtful, now slightly lost, now with a faint smile, now with a shadow of pain in his eyes. It wasn’t hard for him to guess what his friend was thinking.
Alex wanted to lay it all out — put the cards on the table, explain his plan to the end. But it was still too early. Otherwise all his plans would go to hell.
He wanted Chuck to crawl out of his hole himself. Chuck considered himself the main character of his own story — the very one he had started writing. And the main character always appears in the finale to “save everyone,” then pulls the switcheroo to reveal his true nature — plunging everyone into despair and proving their struggle was futile from the very beginning.
Alex knew beings like that too well. They loved playing with those weaker than them. And Chuck sincerely believed no one in this entire universe could pose a real threat to him.
Alex and Dean reached the bunker in silence. Both were lost in their own thoughts, and words felt unnecessary — they would only shatter the fragile quiet that both of them needed right now. As they approached, Dean was completely drunk — his legs tangled, he barely moved them, leaning more and more heavily on Alex.
Alex silently hooked an arm under him and helped him inside. Dean stumbled across the threshold, still trying to look independent even though he was practically hanging off his friend.
The noise brought out Sam and the girls who had been waiting for their return the whole time. Seeing his brother’s condition, Sam sighed heavily, shook his head with a tired smile, and silently went to bed — he was too exhausted from the day to even comment.
Alex understood: as usual, he’d have to drag Dean to bed himself. Supporting his friend by the waist, he got him to his room, laid him down, and covered him with a blanket. Dean mumbled something incoherent — something that sounded vaguely like “thanks” — and passed out almost immediately, face buried in the pillow.
Alex returned to his room with the girls. They talked quietly before bed — softly, without excess emotion, just to feel that everyone was together and everything was okay. Then Alex lay down, feeling a pleasant tiredness in his body and a slight relief in his soul.
A whole week had passed since the trip to the past. The very next day Dean pulled himself together — he survived it, burned through it, returned to his usual rhythm.
They temporarily shelved the search for another weapon against Amara. But Sam, as always, couldn’t stop. He kept digging through old books and archives, hoping to find even a hint of another Hand of God or something equivalent — even if it meant going back to the past again.
Dean tried a couple of times to make his brother take a break, rest, distract himself. But everything Sam said and did was radically different from before. He became quieter, more focused, almost obsessed. Dean saw it — and stayed silent, understanding that right now nothing could stop his brother. Meanwhile, Alex spent those days doing something else: searching for fragments of Amara’s power scattered across the world. The girls kept him company in this task.
Out of all the supposed locations they visited, they managed to find only two fragments — and even those could be called pure luck, a fortunate coincidence.
Alex visited the abandoned cursed psychiatric hospital Gonjiam in Korea — accompanied by Wednesday and Alessa. Wednesday herself immediately called it “an excellent date.” Alessa didn’t mind either — such places didn’t scare her at all; on the contrary, they interested her with their grim history and atmosphere.
The same went for Wednesday — she saw the local ghosts only as material for her future book, a cold and dispassionate source of inspiration. During the visit to the hospital, Alex had to chase away an overly persistent group of students who decided to do a live stream in the cursed place to gain popularity and money.
The teenagers, as usual, refused to listen. Then Wednesday stepped in — in her signature style she scared them so badly they ran away, leaving even their equipment behind.
Thanks to that, Alex was able to work calmly and search for the reason the ghosts were trapped there. As expected, the reason turned out to be another fragment of Amara’s power — once again disguised as a trinket, a cheap piece of jewelry once given to the hospital director.
Alex also visited a supposed cursed forest with Enid and Alice — due to the large number of missing travelers. In reality, an ancient cult was responsible for the disappearances in that forest.
The encounter with the cult eventually led to meeting the thing they worshipped — an ancient creature resembling a deer assembled from human bodies. It started as a light walk through the forest, which Enid and Alice genuinely enjoyed — they considered it a real nature date.
In the end it turned into running through the forest, destroying the cultists, and killing the deity the fanatics worshipped. When it was all over, Enid once again complained that every time she ended up in situations like this, her clothes got covered in blood, dirt, and something even worse, and she was already tired of even trying to wash it out.
Alice joined the complaints — all her clothes were custom-made and cost a fortune. All Alex could do in that situation was take the girls shopping and accompany them while they picked out new outfits, silently paying and nodding in the right places.
The job with Lucina and Samantha turned out to be ordinary hunter work — a quick investigation that ultimately led them to a pawn shop run by a warlock who supposedly granted his customers’ wishes by casting spells on objects.
A man who wanted to learn to play piano to impress his girlfriend ended up with cursed sheet music — after playing it, everyone who heard the melody lost their hearing. In the end, not only the man but his entire family went deaf.
A female collector who loved gathering old rare dolls brought home a Chucky-like doll — it loudly cursed and tried to kill everyone. Samantha simply threw it into the fireplace after hearing another stream of insults.
While Alex and Samantha were busy confiscating and sealing all the cursed objects, Lucina had to deal with the warlock himself — who, as it turned out, drew power from yet another fragment of Amara.
When it was all over, the trunk of Alex’s Impala was completely stuffed with cursed items he decided to dump in the Red City — where such artifacts definitely couldn’t harm ordinary people.
And so an entire week passed — long, packed, exhausting. Everyone wanted to simply rest, but no one had the slightest chance of a normal break — not even Dean and Sam, who had also taken on a small job involving a vampire nest.
Upon returning to the bunker, Dean and Sam explained that they had dealt with strange vampires — ones that didn’t die after decapitation, and dead man’s blood had no effect on them.
Hearing this, Alex immediately understood what was going on, and his suspicions were confirmed: everyone bitten by those vampires eventually turned into ghouls.
When Dean and Sam detailed the creatures they’d faced, Alex explained what they were and why they had appeared. Learning all the information, Dean and Sam quickly understood why they’d had to deal with such strange vampires.
After that, Alex handed Dean the found fragments of Amara’s power — so he could absorb them using Cain’s blade. And that was how the long, eventful week ended.
It was the middle of an ordinary day in the bunker. Alex and Dean were sitting in the library. Alex was reading a book while Alessa sat on his lap, chatting on the phone with her sisters — Alex had been forced to give Alessa her own phone at the insistent request of the four gremlins who literally wouldn’t leave him alone.
Dean sat nearby, sipping coffee and reading news on his laptop. The girls were busy with their own things. Alex continued reading, calmly turning a page in his book, when he heard the sound of shuffling footsteps. Looking up, he saw Sam — who had finally decided to get some sleep. Sam held a mug of coffee, rubbing his neck — apparently he’d slept in an awkward position.
“Guys, have you seen…” Sam began, rubbing his neck and wincing from the pain.
Without taking his eyes off the laptop screen, Dean tossed a pack of painkillers at Sam. Sam caught it mid-air, immediately took a few pills to get rid of the neck and headache pain, and washed them down with a gulp of coffee.
Sighing heavily, Sam sat down at the table, rubbing his face to fully wake up. Rubbing his eyes, Sam noticed Dean staring at his laptop screen without looking away and thought his brother had decided to watch something he shouldn’t be watching in a place like this.
“What are you watching?” Sam asked, looking at Dean.
“Sam, remember the Incredible Wrestling?” Dean asked in return, turning to Sam.
“Yeah, I remember. Wrestling on wheels — Dad took us there sometimes when we were kids,” Sam said, nodding with a faint nostalgic smile.
“This morning I came across an obituary. Larry the Hangman died,” Dean said, turning the laptop toward Sam.
“No way. Isn’t that the one…” Sam said in a surprised tone, raising his eyebrows.
“Yup, Dad’s favorite. Every time the noose appeared, Dad would jump up. Not often our old man looked that happy,” Dean said, taking a sip of coffee and smirking at the memory.
“Yeah, I remember those days,” Sam said, nodding slightly and drifting into his own thoughts for a moment.
“We could make it to the funeral. Alex, what do you think — want to take a ride, watch some wrestling, and pay respects while we’re at it?” Dean said, looking at Alex and Sam.
“Guys, I don’t want to ruin your plans. But right now things are really bad. And they’re only getting worse,” Sam said, looking at Alex and Dean with tired seriousness.
“Thanks for the reminder, Sam. As if we didn’t know. We’ve been running around from one place to another all week. And our so-called rest never even started because of all the work that piled up. And fortunately, I’ve got plans for these days,” Alex said with a light smile.
“What plans?..” Dean began, staring at Alex with curiosity.
“I’m ready. Let’s go,” a familiar cold voice sounded from behind.
Dean and Sam turned their heads and saw Wednesday — she was dressed in her usual black dress, and beside her stood a black suitcase with things. Alex gave a faint smile and closed his book. Standing up from the table, Alex picked up Alessa and walked over to Wednesday, who looked like she had no intention of wasting time. Alex knew what this was about, so he smiled faintly, standing beside Wednesday, who looked back at him with her black eyes.
Sam and Dean exchanged glances, noticing that Alessa was also dressed in similar clothing. And both of them immediately wondered: where were they going at a time like this, and why had Wednesday brought a suitcase with things?
“Where are you off to?” Sam asked, slightly raising an eyebrow.
“We’re going to visit the Addams family. The other girls have already left, by the way. Alice wanted to visit her family in Forks, and Lucina, Samantha, and Enid went with her. And you two should get out too instead of sitting in the bunker. Go to the wrestler’s funeral and reminisce about old times,” Alex said, picking up Wednesday’s suitcase.
Hearing the word “funeral,” Wednesday slightly raised an eyebrow but decided her priorities lay elsewhere, and she could still attend a funeral later. She also had no desire to attend the funeral of some wrestler. Waving goodbye, Alex left the bunker with Wednesday and Alessa, leaving Sam and Dean behind.
Sam and Dean exchanged glances, realizing how quiet the bunker had become, and understood why. Dean gave a faint smirk and pulled out the Impala keys, showing they should take a trip. Sam just sighed and nodded, agreeing with his brother’s decision — since everyone had scattered, they could take a few days off.
Meanwhile, Alex, Wednesday, and Alessa left the bunker in Alex’s Impala to drive to the airport. The reason for the car ride was Wednesday herself — she simply didn’t want to teleport and preferred to do things the usual way: fly on a plane. After reaching the airport, Alex stored his car in his inventory.
Entering the airport, Alex, Wednesday, and Alessa immediately drew attention with their grim black clothing. Even the woman handling ticket registration tried not to look at Alex and Wednesday. After finishing check-in, they headed to the waiting area.
“Did you leave a message for your parents on the crystal ball saying we’re coming to visit?” Alex asked, looking at Wednesday, who was already reading a book.
“No. I didn’t see any particular reason to report to them about what I plan to do,” Wednesday said without taking her eyes off the book.
“Or you just wanted to surprise them. And see their reaction when they see Alessa. That’s why you dressed Alessa in your old dress?” Alex said with a light smile, stroking Alessa’s hair.
“I don’t rule out that possibility. I simply want to see my parents’ faces when they see Alessa. I’m especially interested in my mother’s reaction. So I just told them we’d stop by. No details,” Wednesday said, glancing at Alex.
“I think they’ll be delighted for their little storm cloud. Won’t they, my dear Wednesday?” Alex said, leaning slightly toward her.
Wednesday didn’t answer Alex’s words and simply looked into his eyes with her black ones when he entered her personal space. She decided to leave Alex without a reply and simply kissed him on the lips, then, with a familiar gesture, wiped the black lipstick from his lips and returned to her book.
Seeing this, Alex smiled faintly and looked at Alessa, who was watching videos on her phone of her sisters’ adventures. Wednesday continued reading her book, and she had no intention of admitting that becoming a mother to Alessa had become something very engaging for her.
Wednesday saw her younger self in Alessa — the one society rejected because she wasn’t like everyone else — and so Wednesday intended to pass on everything she knew to Alessa. But unlike her own parents, Wednesday knew how to do it properly. Wednesday gradually transmitted her knowledge to Alessa, as if shaping a clay sculpture.
Thinking about what Alessa might become in the future, Wednesday couldn’t hold back her grim smile, which frightened the child sitting in front of them. Hearing the child cry, Alex looked up and saw the crying toddler, immediately glancing at Wednesday, who was enjoying the sound of the child’s crying.
Alessa also looked up and frowned for a moment at the irritating noise, then turned her black eyes toward the crying child — causing him to cry even harder. Seeing all this, Alex massaged the bridge of his nose, fully aware that this would happen quite often in the future.
When the announcement for their flight sounded, Alex lifted Alessa into his arms, and together with Wednesday they boarded the plane. Taking their seats, Alex placed Alessa by the window — after all, this was her first experience flying on a plane. Wednesday sat in the middle, while Alex took the aisle seat.
And the whole time Alex wondered: why hadn’t they used a private jet and instead chosen a commercial flight? And when the plane took off, Alessa was slightly surprised by how the takeoff felt.
“Alessa, what do you think? This is your first plane flight,” Alex asked, stretching slightly.
“I don’t know. It doesn’t look reliable,” Alessa said, tilting her head slightly to the side.
“Flying on airplanes is a modern ritual of collective self-deception. You voluntarily surrender yourselves to a metal coffin with wings, where the air is thin and oxygen is a privilege. Hundreds of bodies pressed together, breathing the same recycled horror. Children cry, adults snore, and flight attendants smile as if this isn’t the prelude to disaster,” Wednesday said calmly, placing her book on the tray table.
The moment Wednesday spoke those words, everyone in the plane’s cabin fell silent and turned toward them. Even the flight attendant distributing drinks to other passengers froze for a moment, her perpetual smile becoming strained.
Wednesday’s words caused such a strong reaction among the passengers that everyone felt fear. And it was all tied to the appearance of Alex, Wednesday, and Alessa, dressed entirely in black.
“Darling, that’s not what I meant. I was talking about the sensation itself. I still think flying on planes is pretty safe,” Alex said, trying not to laugh.
“Safe? Another illusion of control. They confiscate scissors and liquids over 100 ml, but leave you with the belief that thirty thousand feet in the air is a safe place. As if the absence of a blade in your carry-on will save you when a wing tears off or oxygen masks drop like a curtain before the final act,” Wednesday said, looking at Alex.
“Darling, maybe you should read your book to pass the boredom?” Alex said, clearly noticing the atmosphere in the plane’s cabin.
“Boredom? I fear the boredom that sets in when everyone around pretends it’s normal to sit in a tin can while someone in the cockpit decides whether we live or die. The only thing that makes flying tolerable is the thought that if it crashes, at least it will be beautiful,” Wednesday said, clearly indicating she had no intention of stopping.
At that moment Alex realized Wednesday was doing this on purpose — just to scare the plane’s passengers. And now everything fell into place: why Wednesday didn’t want to use simple teleportation to instantly arrive at the Addams family estate, why she refused a private jet and chose a commercial one. All because she simply wanted to frighten the other passengers.
And seeing the passengers’ faces pale so much they looked like walking corpses, and the flight attendant looking like this was the hardest flight of her life, Alex quickly understood: Wednesday had said all this after takeoff, not before, for maximum effect.
And Wednesday had succeeded perfectly — some passengers sat as if this were their last flight ever. And all Alex could do in this situation was ignore it, as if nothing had happened. Now even the flight attendant didn’t want to approach them, and when she did, her smile looked more like the face of someone about to cry at any moment.
Alessa nodded, memorizing all of Wednesday’s words, also considering flying on planes a questionable activity when faster methods existed. Wednesday herself had achieved what she wanted and opened her book to continue reading, resting her head on Alex’s shoulder.
The only upside was that the plane’s cabin became very quiet — so quiet that passengers didn’t even dare get up to use the bathroom. Alex closed his eyes to get some sleep during the flight. When the plane reached its destination, all the passengers began quickly leaving their seats — as if staying even on a landed plane could be dangerous.
Alex, holding Alessa in his arms and Wednesday by the hand, left the plane under the strained smiles of the flight attendants, who clearly wanted them out as quickly as possible. What pleased Alex was that at least Alessa had enjoyed the flight.
Leaving the airport, Alex, Wednesday, and Alessa stepped outside and immediately saw Lurch — he stood beside a black car with his usual grim expression, the kind that made everyone keep their distance.
“Hello, Lurch,” Wednesday said, handing him her suitcase.
“Hmm…” Lurch rasped, taking Wednesday’s suitcase.
“Thanks for coming to pick us up, Lurch,” Alex said with a light smile, looking at Lurch.
“Hmm…” Lurch rasped, giving a slight nod, and looked at Alessa.
Even in Lurch’s usually calm and dead eyes, a flicker of emotion appeared for a moment when he saw Alessa. Seeing Lurch’s reaction to Alessa, Alex smiled faintly and opened the car door, helping Wednesday and Alessa inside.
In the car, Alessa sat between Alex and Wednesday, thinking about what the Addams family home looked like. Wednesday sat calmly, hands folded in her lap, looking straight ahead. Alex relaxed against the backrest and closed his eyes.
Meanwhile, Thing crawled out of Wednesday’s backpack — because he’d had to stay inside it the whole time without a chance to escape. The drive to the Addams family estate took just over an hour — due to its remote location near a cemetery and swamp.
And as they approached the Addams house, the surrounding environment noticeably changed: rotten trees, light fog that seemed to have long been part of the place, and a very grim atmosphere. Alessa looked out the window and wasn’t surprised that the Addams family lived in such a dark place.
Soon the car pulled up to the old gates topped with the sign Beware of the Thing, which opened with a long creak. Alex smiled faintly — seeing it again.
Alessa looked out the car window and saw a tall, grim house in dark black tones, looking neglected, covered in moss, ivy, and cobwebs. The Addams family home looked as though no one had lived there for a very long time, yet at the same time the house felt quite alive in its own way.
The car parked right in front of the porch, where Gomez, Morticia, and of course Pugsley were already standing — he couldn’t understand why his sister had decided to come home. Wednesday stepped out of the car first.
“My little spiderling, I’m so glad you decided to visit us. And with your fiancé, no less,” Gomez said with a smile, descending the steps.
“Wednesday, Alex, how were your adventures? I’d love to hear all about them,” Morticia said with a maternal smile, holding Gomez’s arm as she descended the steps.
“Parents. I have a surprise for you,” Wednesday said in her usual tone.
“And what surprise has our little snake prepared?” Gomez asked, smiling even wider.
“This is Alessa, our daughter,” Wednesday said, placing Alessa in front of her and resting her hands on the girl’s shoulders.
Hearing Wednesday’s words, Gomez and Morticia lowered their gazes and saw Alessa, who was an exact copy of Wednesday, including her cold black eyes. In that moment Gomez and Morticia experienced an enormous range of emotions at the sight. Pugsley froze in horror for a moment upon seeing Alessa, who was an exact copy of his sister. Seeing the surprise on her parents’ faces, Wednesday gave a faint smile.
Alessa looked at Gomez and Morticia with interest. For some reason she had expected her mother Wednesday’s parents to look exactly like this. But Alessa quickly realized that these were now sort of her grandmother and grandfather.
“Wednesday, querida! You’ve given us a granddaughter? This is better than torture in the basement! Better than execution by electric chair! This… this is poetry of horror! We must celebrate this,” Gomez said in an ecstatic tone, beginning to dance in place.
Unlike Gomez’s reaction, Morticia was more restrained. She approached Alessa and looked into her eyes.
Morticia, being a very perceptive woman who had seen much darkness in the world and in people yet still saw the world in all its colors — unlike her daughter — crouched slightly in front of Alessa with a kind smile and took her hand. Morticia saw the thick darkness in Alessa’s eyes and all her grievances against the world.
Morticia understood that Alessa wasn’t Alex and Wednesday’s biological child — that was impossible — but that didn’t change her attitude toward Alessa, since her daughter had accepted the girl as her own. Continuing to smile, Morticia stroked Alessa’s hair — she was a mini-copy of her daughter — and looked at Wednesday herself.
“Don’t fear motherhood, my dark orchid. It’s simply another way to inflict pain… on the world and on yourself. You will be a magnificent mother — cold, strict, perfect,” Morticia said with a maternal smile.
“Ah, Cara mia! Where’s my sword? Where’s the champagne laced with poison? We must celebrate the new addition to our family. This is our best day since Pugsley’s birth!” Gomez said, continuing to smile ecstatically.
“Mon chéri, all that can wait. We must show our granddaughter the house. Not every day such an event occurs. I immediately understood our little raven wouldn’t return home for no reason once her black wings had grown strong and she flew away,” Morticia said, placing her palm on her husband’s cheek.
“Cara bella, this is the best worst day of my life. Nothing brings me greater suffering than another dark soul in our family,” Gomez said, wrapping his arm around Morticia’s waist.
“Mon amour…” Morticia said, leaning closer to Gomez.
Alex and Wednesday already knew where this was going and quickly decided to take Alessa away — she shouldn’t see something like this and traumatize herself further. Alex quickly covered Alessa’s eyes with his hand and lifted her into his arms.
Alex and Wednesday decided to leave Gomez and Morticia in their grim romantic world created just for the two of them. Holding Alessa in his arms, Alex passed by Pugsley, who stood frozen like a statue, as if his world had been turned upside down.
Wednesday gave her brother a contemptuous look and continued walking, holding Alex’s arm. But Alessa was the most surprised by everything happening. She simply didn’t know that expressions of love in the Addams family were quite dark and peculiar.
By this time Alex and Wednesday had already gone up to the room where Wednesday used to live.
Entering Wednesday’s room — nothing had changed since the last time: beheaded dolls, a guillotine, and a full set of torture instruments, including a half-assembled electric chair with tools lying beside it, and one that Pugsley frequently ended up on.
“Darling, what do you think of your parents’ reaction?” Alex asked, sitting on the bed.
“Hmm… I would say — predictable. Even expected. Nothing surprising here. I was more expecting them to react in a more unpredictable way. As always, expectations disappoint,” Wednesday said, opening her suitcase with things.
“You’re hard to please, my love. And what do you think, Alessa, of your grandparents?” Alex said with a light smile and then looked at Alessa.
“I don’t understand. It was strange,” Alessa said, slightly shaking her head from side to side.
“That’s part of your mom Wednesday’s family. Despite the things they say, they mean something completely different. You could say they’re very happy you’re here. Just in their own style. And most importantly, little one — try not to pay attention to how they show love,” Alex said, stroking Alessa’s hair.
“They do it very often. I still have psychological trauma from childhood because of their tactless behavior,” Wednesday said in a cold tone.
“Too bad Uncle Fester isn’t here. I’d love to see his reaction,” Alex said, chuckling lightly.
“He got caught again and locked up in a psychiatric hospital,” Wednesday said, pulling a black dress from her suitcase.
“When did they catch him? It hasn’t been that long since we last saw him. He was supposed to lie low,” Alex said in a surprised tone.
“He got caught trying to rob a bank again. He fell for something stupid. What an amateur — caught on another dumb mistake. He sent a letter asking to send him a hacksaw and a set of lockpicks. I think he’s already escaped. Or maybe not yet. Let this be a lesson to him,” Wednesday said, beginning to change into different clothes.
“Well… For Uncle Fester, places like that are basically five-star hotels. He’ll have a little fun, torment the orderlies, and then escape. Or they’ll throw him in solitary — from which he’ll escape anyway,” Alex said, watching Wednesday change.
Wednesday gave a slight nod to Alex’s words — she knew her uncle Fester very well. Wednesday took off the dress she had arrived in, leaving herself in black underwear.
Alex prudently covered Alessa’s eyes, while continuing to watch Wednesday change. Changing, Wednesday looked at Alex with her cold black eyes and slightly narrowed them.
Remaining in her underwear, Wednesday approached Alex and leaned closer to him. Alex smiled faintly, pulling Wednesday toward him with one hand while keeping the other over Alessa’s eyes.
“Aren’t you afraid of losing your eyes?” Wednesday asked, looking into Alex’s eyes.
“My love, I’ve already seen everything. You’re as beautiful as ever. You’re like a black rose with poisonous thorns. I could admire you forever,” Alex said, continuing to hold Wednesday by the waist.
Wednesday looked into Alex’s eyes and nodded, receiving the answer she wanted. She kissed him on the lips and stood up from his lap to change into another dress. Alex smiled faintly — they had only just arrived, and he was already thinking of staying a couple of days at the Addams family home.
To be continued…
(As I promised, there’ll be a bit of everyday life before the rest of the story begins. I think we’ll spend a little time at the Addams family home, and a few other events. And then everything else. And that’s about it, I think. If I’ve forgotten something, I’ve forgotten it.)
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- Chapter 680 - 679: The Quick Death of an Artificial Great One."
- Chapter 679 - 678: Time to Head to the Upper Cathedral Ward."
- Chapter 678 - 677: A Peaceful Rest in the Hunter’s Dream."
- Chapter 677 - 676: A Very Strange End to the Nightmare, and the Return to the Hunter’s Dream."
- Chapter 676 - 675: Kaiju Battle — The Welsh Dragon vs. the Orphan of Kos."
- Chapter 675 - 674: The Orphan of Kos Who Refuses to Die."
- Chapter 674 - 673: Conversation by the Fire, and the Beach Where It All Began."
- Chapter 673 672: Maria Reclaims Her Weapon, and the Massacre in the Fishing Hamlet."
- Chapter 672 671: Lady Maria of the Astral Clock Tower."
- Chapter 671 - 670: Living Failures and the Final Death of Laurence."
- Chapter 670 - 669: The Research Hall, a Place Created by the Order of a Madman."
- Chapter 669 668: The Righteous Who Became a Monster."
- Chapter 668 667: Welcome to the Hunter’s Nightmare"
- Chapter 667 - 666: Destruction of the Nightmare Frontier."
- Chapter 666 - 665: Time to Head to the Nightmare Frontier."
- Chapter 665 - 664: The Grand Cathedral and Vicar Amelia."
- Chapter 664 - 663: A Small Adventure with My Wife and a Gift for the Doll."
- Chapter 663 - 662: Speedrun Through Old Yharnam."
- Chapter 662 661: Alucard’s Awakening, and Time to Head to Old Yharnam."
- Chapter 661 - 660: Oedon Chapel and the Cathedral Ward."
- Chapter 660 659: Battle at the Graveyard, and Another Unexpected Incident During the Fight."
- Chapter 659 - 658: Meeting Those Who Have Not Yet Gone Mad in Yharnam."
- Chapter 658 - 657: Not the Most Pleasant Stroll Through the Sewers in the Company of the Black Cat."
- Chapter 657 - 656: Acquaintance with the Doll, and Alucard’s First Absorption of Blood Echoes."
- Chapter 656 655: Alucard vs. the Cleric Beast."
- Chapter 655 654: Small Discoveries in Yharnam."
- Chapter 654 - 653: Acquaintance with the First Hunter and the Beginning of the Hunt."
- Chapter 653 - 652: Welcome to the Hunter’s Dream."
- Chapter 652 - 651: Arrival in Yharnam and Meeting with the Messengers."
- Chapter 651 - 650: Time to Go on a Date with Alucard."
- Chapter 650 649: Alessa’s Evening with Her Two Mothers.
- Chapter 649 - 648: A Date with Integra After the Banquet."
- Chapter 648 - 647: The Demon King Has Also Become a Knight."
- Chapter 647 - 646: The Beginning of a Boring Event."
- Chapter 646 - 645: A Very Eventful Day Comes to an End."
- Chapter 645 - 644: Another Date with Very Cute Seras."
- Chapter 644 - 643: The Demon King and His Apostle, Pretending to Be Children."
- Chapter 643 - 642: The Demon King’s Most Ordinary Family Life."
- Chapter 642 - 641: Work Finished, Now It’s Time for Rest."
- Chapter 641 - 640: The London War Is Finished, and Now Comes the Long Talk."
- Chapter 640 - 639: The Unforeseen Conclusion."
- Chapter 639 - 638: Seras vs. The Captain."
- Chapter 638 - 637: A Monster Appeared That Needs to Be Killed Too Many Times."
- Chapter 637 - 636: The Appearance of the Traitor, Right Before Dawn."
- Chapter 636 - 635: The Priest Who Continues Down His Own Path."
- Chapter 635 634: Alex Accidentally Started a Snowstorm in London."
- Chapter 634 633: The Seal Is Released, the Door Is Open."
- Chapter 633 - 632: Everything Moves Toward the Finale in London."
- Chapter 632 - 631: The New Seras Victoria."
- Chapter 631 630: Slaughter at the Hellsing Manor."
- Chapter 630 - 629: The Beginning of the Attack on the Hellsing Manor"
- Chapter 629 - 628: Another Meeting with Iscariot."
- Chapter 628 - 627: London in Fire and Blood."
- Chapter 627 - 626: The Beginning of the War."
- Chapter 626 - 625: The Beginning of London’s Fall."
- Chapter 625 - 624: Seras Needs Proper Motivation."
- Chapter 624 - 623: Capturing the Iron Fortress in the Middle of the Sea."
- Chapter 623 - 622: An Airplane Can Also Be Used as a Ram."
- Chapter 622 - 621: How to Properly Conduct Negotiations to Impress a Strict Wife."
- Chapter 621 - 620: Visiting the Government Headquarters as a Member of HellSing."
- Chapter 620 - 619: The Last Calm Evening at HellSing."
- Chapter 619 618: Feelings of the Iron Lady."
- Chapter 618 617: Declaration of War."
- Chapter 617 - 616: The Appearance of the Priest Who Walks His Own Path."
- Chapter 616 615: Alex’s Favorite Pastime Is Ruining Other People’s Plans."
- Chapter 615 614: Seras Tries to Get Into the Role of a Mother While the Father Fights a Pathetic Vampire."
- Chapter 614 613: Time to Kill Everyone."
- Chapter 613 612: The Demon King Became a Terrorist. Again."
- Chapter 612 - 611: A Pleasant Time with Two Female Vampires."
- Chapter 611 - 610: How to Properly Escape from Hellsing."
- Chapter 610 - 609: Tense Meeting at the Museum."
- Chapter 609 608: Evening Walk in Alucard’s Company."
- Chapter 608 607: Arrival of the Mercenaries."
- Chapter 607 - 606: An Embarrassing Date with a Vampire Girl."
- Chapter 606 - 605: The Last Day Before the Main Events Begin."
- Chapter 605 604: Even If There Are Many Options, There Is Always Only One Correct One."
- Chapter 604 - 603: A Day Spent with Two Women."
- Chapter 603 602: Meeting the Demon Who Should Leave London."
- Chapter 602 - 601: A Beautiful Night in London."
- Chapter 601 - 600: Caught Between Two Fires: The Mad Female Vampire and the Stern Lady Boss."
- Chapter 600 599: Meeting the Legendary Vampire Who Turned Out to Be a Woman."
- Chapter 599 598: Helping Hellsing Repel the Vampire Assault."
- Chapter 598 - 597: Welcome to London."
- Chapter 597 - 596: Family Vacation in True Addams Family Style."
- Chapter 596 595: Trip to the Addams Family Home."
- Chapter 595 594: Return to the Bunker, and a Simple Conversation with a Friend."
- Chapter 594 593: A Father Clears the Path for His Son, and the Rising of the New Spear Hero."
- Chapter 593 592: How a Demon King Should Handle Problems."
- Chapter 592 - 591: A Request from a Wife That Cannot Be Refused."
- Chapter 591 590: The Demon King and the Yellow Chaos."
- Chapter 590 - 589: Return to the Bunker, and a New Home for Alessa."
- Chapter 589 - 588: The Nightmare Finally Comes to an End."
- Chapter 588 - 587: Church of Fanatics."
- Chapter 587 586: A New Life and a New Family."
- Chapter 586 - 585: Meeting in the Hospital and the Final Place of Death and Birth."
- Chapter 585 - 584: The Main Culprit Received Her Punishment."
- Chapter 584 583: Final Steps Before the Finale."
- Chapter 583 - 582: Not Everyone Can Leave Silent Hill."
- Chapter 582 581: Meeting in the Alternate Toluca Prison."
- Chapter 581 - 580: First Up, Then Down Again, and Now You’re in Prison."
- Chapter 580 - 579: Two Parts of One."
- Chapter 579 - 578: Ah shit, here we go again in the alternate world."
- Chapter 578 - 577: The Alternative Apartments."
- Chapter 577 - 576: The Right Way to Find Your Way in Silent Hill."
- Chapter 576 - 575: First Steps Through the Streets of Silent Hill.
- Chapter 575 - 574: Welcome to Silent Hill."
- Chapter 574 - 573: A Brief Rest Before the New Mission, and a Reunion with Old Friends."
- Chapter 573 - 572: The End of the Nightmare in Derry."
- Chapter 572 571: Time to Kill the Fucking Clown."
- Chapter 571 570: Not Everything Always Goes as Planned."
- Chapter 570 569: A Walk Through Derry."
- Chapter 569 568: Bobo the Clown Who Can’t Eat."
- Chapter 568 - 567: The Losers’ Club, and How to Properly Ruin a Clown’s Dinner."
- Chapter 567 - 566: Welcome to Derry and Hello, Scary Clown."
- Chapter 566 - 565: The Beginning of a Family Journey Through Cursed Places."
- Chapter 565 - 564: Time for New Troubles."
- Chapter 564 - 563: The Demon King Works for Food Again."
- Chapter 563 - 562: The Shocking Truth."
- Chapter 562: Vote for where Alex will go first.
- Chapter 561: The Heavenly Army Strikes Back."
- Chapter 560: Time to Head to Hell."
- Chapter 559: The Most Ordinary Life in the Bunker."
- Chapter 558: Murder, robbery, arson, and threats, just another ordinary evening in Alex’s life."
- Chapter 557: Returns to the Bunker."
- Chapter 556: Welcome to the Oldest House."
- Chapter 555: Time to Leave."
- Chapter 554 554: Two-on-Two Battle."
- Chapter 553: Round Two – Dean vs. Hyde."
- Chapter 552: Time to Catch the Main Culprit."
- Chapter 551: A Walk Through the Creepy Museum."
- Chapter 550 550: A Date Invitation"
- Chapter 549: If You Lie Properly, It Becomes the Truth."
- Chapter 548: A New Job Alex Never Asked For."
- Chapter 547: Visiting the Haunted House and the Appearance of the Monster."
- Chapter 546 546: Too Many Events for One Day."
- Chapter 545: Birthday Preparations."
- Chapter 544: The Demon King Finds Himself Behind Bars for the First Time."
- Chapter 543 543: Meeting Enid’s Parents."
- Chapter 542: An Unpleasant Incident During Parent’s Day."
- Chapter 541: The Most Awkward Family Visit to the Psychologist."
- Chapter 540 540: Time to Meet the Relatives."
- Chapter 539 539: Just an Ordinary Day for the Demon King."
- Chapter 538: Progress in Relationships with Two Girls."
- Chapter 537 537: Every Battle Ends with a Hospital Visit."
- Chapter 536: Everything Is Happening Too Fast."
- Chapter 535: Time to Go to the School Dance."
- Chapter 534: Wednesday’s Unexpected Move"
- Chapter 533: The Demon King Who Acted Like a Rejected Teenager."
- Chapter 532: The Date Was Interrupted by a Sudden Call."
- Chapter 531 531: A Moonlit Date with Enid."
- Chapter 530: The Burning Fountain and the Dancing Devil."
- Chapter 529 529: Alex Decided to Take a Day Off While Everyone Else Works."
- Chapter 528 528: Wednesday Doesn’t Know Her Own Feelings."
- Chapter 527 527: A Stealthy Invasion of a Gloomy Girl’s Comfort Zone."
- Chapter 526: Wednesday Learns More Truth About Alex."
- Chapter 525: A Walk Through Nevermore in Wednesday’s Company."
- Chapter 524 524: The Best Way to Hear Gossip Is to Become Part of the Group."
- Chapter 523 523: The Monster in the Forest."
- Chapter 522 522: Time to Start the Investigation and Act Like an Agent."
- Chapter 521: Nevermore Academy, and Another Encounter with Wednesday."
- Chapter 520: Everyone Found a Task to Complete."
- Chapter 519 519: Everything Is Moving According to the Script."
- Chapter 518 518: Moving into a New House and a New Job"
- Chapter 517 517: Time to Move on to the Next Stage of the Plan."
- Chapter 516: Another Job Completed."
- Chapter 515: If you find yourself in a haunted house, it means you need to be able to run fast."
- Chapter 514 514: What started as a BBQ Evening quickly turned into a Hunting Night."
- Chapter 513: How to Make Friends Properly — First Scold Them, Then Feed Them."
- Chapter 512: Realizing You’ve Entered the Wrong House"
- Chapter 511: Evening in the City of Sin."
- Chapter 510: While Some Hunt, Others Relax."
- Chapter 509: Life in Forks is getting more interesting."
- Chapter 508: The vampires caused more trouble than expected."
- Chapter 507: Baseball Game in the Forest"
- Chapter 506: Time Becomes a Regular Teen Again."
- Chapter 505: Time to Return to Forks."
- Chapter 504: The Writer’s Freedom and the Meeting with Amara."
- Chapter 503 503: Everyone Leaves the Dark Place."
- Chapter 502 502: The Concert on the Shore of the Dark Lake."
- Chapter 501 501: Scratch — The True Villain Who Isn’t Afraid to Run."
- Chapter 500: Everything Moves Toward the Grand Finale in Bright Falls."
- Chapter 499 499: The Creepy Old Lady from the Retirement Home."
- Chapter 498 498: The Situation Escalated in an Instant."
- Chapter 497: Crazy Plans Are the Way to Solve All Problems."
- Chapter 496 496: Another Fold and a Strange Family."
- Chapter 495: Everyone Wanted a Piece of the Anomaly."
- Chapter 494: Alan Wake and Mr. Scratch. One Man, Two Extremes of Personality."
- Chapter 493 493: Inside the Fold, Inside the Whirlpool of Darkness."
- Chapter 492: What Is the Fold, and How Do You Get There?"
- Chapter 491: What Secrets Does Bright Falls Hide?"
- Chapter 490: Bright Falls, the City Where Darkness Dwells."
- Chapter 489: Darkness Approaches Forks."
- Chapter 488: Samantha's Legacy."
- Chapter 487: Just an Ordinary Friday Among Friends."
- Chapter 486 486: Another Evening with the Cullen Family."
- Chapter 485 485: Another Crossroads Demon Who Just Got Unlucky."
- Chapter 484 484: Another Day at School, and a New Target for the Hunt."
- Chapter 483: The Demon Who Teetered on the Edge of Madness.
- Chapter 482: Time to Return to Forks."
- Chapter 481: A Completely Ordinary Evening at the Manor."
- Chapter 480: Tour of the Guild."
- Chapter 479: The Disguised Demon King Returns to Orario."
- Chapter 478: Panic in Orario. Again."
- Chapter 477: Horror on Helios."
- Chapter 476: Time to Collect Payment for Overtime."
- Chapter 475: The God Who Was Simply Afraid of Being Alone."
- Chapter 474 474: Battle Against the Defective Icon of Sin."
- Chapter 473: The Whole Truth About the Eridian Race."
- Chapter 472: Two Avengers, One Path."
- Chapter 471: The Revelation of the Eridian Race."
- Chapter 470: Time to Open the Vault."
- Chapter 469: Another Morning on Pandora…"
- Chapter 468: Why Angels Cry?
- Chapter 467 467: Angel, You Are Free."
- Chapter 466 466: How to Ruin Someone's Day the Right Way."
- Chapter 465 465: The First Day on Pandora Comes to an End."
- Chapter 464: Opportunity Went Boom."
- Chapter 463: Return to the Sanctuary."
- Chapter 462: Traveling with the Vault Hunters Squad"
- Chapter 461: A Very Unique Hyperion Cargo."
- Chapter 460: The Sanctuary Came Under Attack."
- Chapter 459: First meeting with the Siren Lilith."
- Chapter 458 458: The Madness on Pandora Continues."
- Chapter 457: Pandora Never Changes."
- Chapter 456: The Sanctuary and the First Headache."
- Chapter 455: The Beginning of Another Little Adventure with the Three Daughters."
- Chapter 454 454: The Demon Who Refused to Speak, and the Return of the Little Princesses."
- Chapter 453: Returning Home, and a Way to Find the King."
- Chapter 452: A Happy Ending?"
- Chapter 451: Until Dawn."
- Chapter 450: Monsters Don’t Exist."
- Chapter 449: Did Everyone Survive?"
- Chapter 448: The Consequences of the Tragedy from a Year Ago."
- Chapter 447: Who’s the Hunter, and Who’s the Prey?"
- Chapter 446 446: The Terrifying Secrets of Blackwood Sanatorium."
- Chapter 445: Searching for a Way to Leave Blackwood Mountain."
- Chapter 444 444: A Rescue That Turned into a Complete Failure."
- Chapter 443: The Old Hunter Named Jack."
- Chapter 442 442: The Reason for a Friend’s Betrayal."
- Chapter 441 441: A Group of Students and the Cabin in the Forest. What Could Possibly Happen?"
- Chapter 440: A New Friend and the First Encounter with the Local Monsters."
- Chapter 439 439: Meeting a Group of Teenagers Gathered in a Cabin in the Forest."
- Chapter 438 438: Another Big Chess Game."
- Chapter 437: Awkward Interactions Between an Ordinary Girl and a Vampire Guy."
- Chapter 436: A Weekend with Lucina and Alice"
- Chapter 435: Visiting the Vampire Family’s House."
- Chapter 434: Alice Cullen Pays a Visit."
- Chapter 433: Meeting the Cullens and an Invitation to Visit."
- Chapter 432: The End of the Second Day in the Town of Forks."
- Chapter 431: The First Meeting with the Vampire Family."
- Chapter 430 430: The First Day of High School."
- Chapter 429: The First Day in the Town of Forks."
- Chapter 428 428: A New World Means a New Job."
- Chapter 427: The Demon King Goes to School Again."
- Chapter 426: Global Mission Accomplished, War Averted."
- Chapter 425: The Aldecaldo Camp and Arrival at Arasaka."
- Chapter 424: The Guild’s First Mission."
- Chapter 423: The New Guild and the Events Unfolding in Orario."
- Chapter 422: Vacation’s Over, Time to Get to Work."
- Chapter 421: The Cursed Apartment 302."
- Chapter 420 420: A Boring Meeting That Got Interrupted."
- Chapter 419: The 24th Floor of the Haunted House."
- Chapter 418: The Cursed Apartments and the Story of One of the Residents."
- Chapter 417 417: The Past of the Ghost Girl."
- Chapter 416 416: Final Destination — The Cursed Academy."
- Chapter 415: Next Destination, the Cursed Tunnel."
- Chapter 414: Who You Gonna Call? Ghostbusters!"
- Chapter 413: The First Visit to the Haunted House."
- Chapter 412: Leaving Middle-earth, Hello Horror World."
- Chapter 411: The Beginning of the War, and an Unexpected Event."
- Chapter 410: The Hour of War Has Come, and It’s Time to Stand Shoulder to Shoulder."
- Chapter 409: The Mission to Deceive Everyone Was Successful, and the Eve of the Battle of the Five Armies."
- Chapter 408: How to Properly Deceive the King of the Woodland Elves."
- Chapter 407: Mission Possible, or How to Invite an Orc Over."
- Chapter 406: The Prelude to the Upcoming Battle."
- Chapter 405: Erebor Is Now Free."
- Chapter 404: Smaug — The Unluckiest Dragon in All of Middle-earth."
- Chapter 403: The Demon King Meets a Group of Stubborn Dwarves."
- Chapter 402: The Lonely Mountain That Enchanted With Its View."
- Chapter 401: An Offer That’s Hard to Refuse."
- Chapter 400: A Fate Too Terrible to Imagine."
- Chapter 399: The Unluckiest Man in the Entire Multiverse Took the Stage."
- Chapter 398: The Girl Chef Yearning for Truth."
- Chapter 397: Erina, Who Decided to Peek Behind the Veil of Secrets."
- Chapter 396: The Demon King Meets the Possessor of the God Tongue."
- Chapter 395: A Walk Through the School Festival Full of Events."
- Chapter 394: The Demon King in Search of Divine Flavor."
- Chapter 393: The Start of Vacation and Arrival in Another World in Search of Delicious Food."
- Chapter 392 392: The End of the Party and the Beginning of a Week-Long Vacation."
- Chapter 391: The Demon Who United Everyone."
- Chapter 390: Finally, the Return Home."
- Chapter 389: Visiting Friends in Afterlife."
- Chapter 388: The Long-Awaited Reunion."
- Chapter 387: Bureaucracy Exists in All Worlds and Is Inevitable."
- Chapter 386: Farewell to One World, Hello Orario."
- Chapter 385: A Job Offer That's Hard to Refuse."
- Chapter 384: The Final Tasks Before Returning to Orario."
- Chapter 383: The End of a Long Journey."
- Chapter 382: The Surprises Keep Coming."
- Chapter 381: An Unexpected Surprise Born from Chaos Itself."
- Chapter 380: The End of the Monolith, and Alex’s New Headache"
- Chapter 379 379: The Beginning of the Fall of the False Outer God."
- Chapter 378 378: All Plans Went Awry."
- Chapter 377: Arrival at Tau Volantis"
- Chapter 376: The Struggle for Peace and the Fall of Sin"
- Chapter 375: So the Battle Begins"
- Chapter 374: The Final Day Has Arrived"
- Chapter 373: The Last Day Before the Grand Finale."
- Chapter 372: A Pleasant Gift for the Girls and One Step Closer to the Finale."
- Chapter 371: Doomguy Becomes an Ally, and the Collection Grows with a Big Robot"
- Chapter 370 370: A Conversation That Quickly Turned into a Brawl"
- Chapter 369: Time to Meet a New Ally"
- Chapter 368: Declaration of War on the Dark Lord"
- Chapter 367: The King of Curses or Just an Ordinary Thief."
- Chapter 366: The Hunt That Ended with a Castle Robbery."
- Chapter 365: Who Would Have Known That a Simple Day with His Daughter Would Lead to This."
- Chapter 364: A Day of Rest with My Daughter"
- Chapter 363: Having Learned the Resistance’s Plans, It’s Time to Head Home."
- Chapter 362: The Overprotective Brother Chris"
- Chapter 361: A Hard Day Comes to an End."
- Chapter 360 360: The Cabin in the Woods"
- Chapter 359: The Day the Little Demon Princess Met the Outer God Named Yog"
- Chapter 358: Deadite Who Picked the Wrong Girls to Mess With"
- Chapter 357: The Location of the Racists' Bunker Has Been Discovered"
- Chapter 356: Another Headache and a Meeting with a Group of Survivors."
- Chapter 355: Arrival in the USA"
- Chapter 354: Zombieland Airlines"
- Chapter 353: A busy day has come to an end."
- Chapter 352: The Experiment Succeeded, but the Plan Failed."
- Chapter 351: How to Commit Demon Genocide in a Holy Place"
- Chapter 350: The Girls’ New Gear, and How to Deal with Idlers"
- Chapter 349: Rory Apostle of Destruction"
- Chapter 348: The Day the Conversation About Summoning Magic Went Off the Rails"
- Chapter 347: Another Villain Who Couldn't Survive Long"
- Chapter 346: The Experiment Succeeded and an Interesting Discovery"
- Chapter 345: The Experiment Team Assembled"
- Chapter 344: The Red City That Will Become a Prison for Sinners"
- Chapter 343: The Place Where Fear Was Born"
- Chapter 342: The Shadaloo Group’s Attack and Its End"
- Chapter 341: A Quiet Day That Suddenly Stopped Being Quiet"
- Chapter 340: Gift Giving with Pleasant Consequences"
- Chapter 339: The Work That Was Postponed Thanks to Collective Efforts"
- Chapter 338 338: Wrapping Things Up and Heading Home"
- Chapter 337: The Appearance of the Dog That Quickly Lost Its Teeth."
- Chapter 336: A Trip with the Boys"
- Chapter 335: Team A"
- Chapter 334: Finally Anchorage"
- Chapter 333: New Encounters in Zombieland"
- Chapter 332: The New Enemy Who Couldn't Survive Longer"
- Chapter 331: The Zombieland Organization Is Back in Business"
- Chapter 330 330: Bringing Home Two More Freeloader Guests."
- Chapter 329 329: Sudden Problems That Were Solved Very Quickly"
- Chapter 328 328: Some on the Brink of Madness, Others Rejoicing in Small Victories"
- Chapter 327: A Long Day in the Settlement"
- Chapter 326: The Relentless Ghost Girl and the Conclusion of the Priest Capture Mission"
- Chapter 325: The Priest’s Invitation to Tea and the Death of Another Cockroach"
- Chapter 324: The Second Day in Alaska and Time to Start Executing Plans to Lure Out the Idiots."
- Chapter 323 323: First Day in Alaska"
- Chapter 322: Finally, Alaska"
- Chapter 321 321: A Simple Fishing Trip That Turned Into a Party"
- Chapter 320: A Day in the Training Room"
- Chapter 319: The End of Wesker? And Once Again, On the Road."
- Chapter 318: Battle Against Wesker"
- Chapter 317 317: Battle Without Pause"
- Chapter 316: The Idiot in Yellow and the Half-Villain Quartet"
- Chapter 315 315: The Sudden Fatherhood and the Mysterious Stranger in Yellow"
- Chapter 314: Lady D."
- Chapter 313: Fear Kills"
- Chapter 312: Not the Greatest Masterpiece"
- Chapter 311 311: Unauthorized Entry"
- Chapter 310 310: Arrival on the Island and an Unexpected Encounter"
- Chapter 309: Another Day on the Aircraft Carrier"
- Chapter 308: A Fun Day on the Aircraft Carrier or How to Steal a Princess's Belonging"
- Chapter 307: Family Vacation on the Aircraft Carrier"
- Chapter 306 306: Leaving Vladivostok and On the Road Again"
- Chapter 305: Rescue Mission Completed"
- Chapter 304: The Two-on-Two Battle"
- Chapter 303: Arrival in Vladivostok"
- Chapter 302: A Little Family Comedy"
- Chapter 301 301: Collision in the Corridor with a Pleasant Outcome"
- Chapter 300 300: Alex Rushes to the Rescue"
- Chapter 299 299: When You Find Out Who Your Husband Really Is"
- Chapter 298: The Destruction of the City and the Beginning of the Truth Unfolding"
- Chapter 297: The Battle Has Begun"
- Chapter 296: The Situation at the Border of Korea"
- Chapter 295 295: The Signal Lights Were Lit"
- Chapter 294: Another Princess"
- Chapter 293: Red and White"
- Chapter 292: How to Screw up Yourself for No Reason"
- Chapter 291 291: How to Save the Villain and the Big Gun"
- Chapter 290: Another Idiot Villain is Dead"
- Chapter 289: Heading Back to China Again"
- Chapter 288: Hangover Morning on the Island"
- Chapter 287: Rest on the Island"
- Chapter 286: The Gothic Reaper Rory"
- Chapter 285: Another Visitor from Another World"
- Chapter 284: The History of This World"
- Chapter 283: Pleasant Time with the Girls"
- Chapter 282: The Battle of Two Performers, or How to Exorcise a Demon"
- Chapter 281: Problems in Roanapur"
- Chapter 280: Hotel Moscow"
- Chapter 279: Arrival in Roanapur"
- Chapter 278: Discussion of the Upcoming Addition to the Group"
- Chapter 277: On the Road Again and a New Destination"
- Chapter 276: Encounter with the Traitors"
- Chapter 275: Descent to the Bottom of the Underground Laboratory"
- Chapter 274: How to Meet a Yandere Ghost Girl from Another World"
- Chapter 273: Inside the Secret Facility"
- Chapter 272: The Secret Complex of the Evil Corporation"
- Chapter 271: The Reason for the Delay in Hong Kong"
- Chapter 270: New Encounters and the Foolish Thief"
- Chapter 269: A Request for Help from Hong Kong"
- Chapter 268: New Enemies"
- Chapter 267: Time to Bombard the City"
- Chapter 266: On the Road Again"
- Chapter 265: World Phase 2 and Time to Leave Okinawa"
- Chapter 264: The Work Is Almost Finished"
- Chapter 263: How to Spend the Day with a Freedom-Loving Cat"
- Chapter 262: Training Time and the Cat Girl"
- Chapter 261: The Work Never Stops"
- Chapter 260: The Beginning of the Aircraft Carrier Upgrade"
- Chapter 259: Meeting with the Henchmen of the Evil Corporation"
- Chapter 258: Aftermath of a Wild Night and the Raid on the City"
- Chapter 257: The Military Base in Okinawa"
- Chapter 256: A Request for Help in Okinawa"
- Chapter 255: Almost at Okinawa"
- Chapter 254: Time to Sail to Okinawa"
- Chapter 253: T-103"
- Chapter 252: Another Encounter with Necromorphs"
- Chapter 251: An Unpleasant Discovery in Tanegashima"
- Chapter 250: Arrival in Tanegashima"
- Chapter 249: New People Want to Train"
- Chapter 248: The True Reason for Training"
- Chapter 247: Q&A Session During Training"
- Chapter 246: Interacting with Martial Arts Masters"
- Chapter 245: On the Road Again"
- Chapter 244: The Death of the Location Boss"
- Chapter 243: The Power Rangers Have Arrived"
- Chapter 242: The Rescue of the Ryozenpaku People"
- Chapter 241: Everyday Life on the Ferry"
- Chapter 240: Information about Potential Allies"
- Chapter 239: Not the Most Talkative Prisoner"
- Chapter 238: An Unexpected Encounter and the Brainless Mercenary"
- Chapter 237: A New Stop and a Group of Hostile People
- Chapter 236: Skill Demonstration"
- Chapter 235: Tokyo Purge"
- Chapter 234: The Rescue of the Samurai Girl from the Cultists' Hands"
- Chapter 233: The Strange Empty City and the Cult"
- Chapter 232: The First Stop Before Okinawa"
- Chapter 231: How to Offer Help from a Thousand Kilometers"
- Chapter 230: Adventure Time"
- Chapter 229: A Call Home and a Long-Awaited Reunion"
- Chapter 228: Gathering Information"
- Chapter 227: Becoming a Target"
- Chapter 226: Battle Against El Gigante
- Chapter 225: Project G"
- Chapter 224: The Call for Help"
- Chapter 223: The Last Night Before Departure"
- Chapter 222: The First Alien Zombie"
- Chapter 221: A New Way to Use Zombies"
- Chapter 220: An Unexpected Encounter with the Weapons Merchant"
- Chapter 219: Unexpected Problems"
- Chapter 218: An Unexpected Addition to the Collection"
- Chapter 217: Takagi Estate and the Foolish Father"
- Chapter 216: The New Friend Who Couldn't Endure Friendship"
- Chapter 215: When Once Again Everything Went Wrong"
- Chapter 214: A Caring Mother"
- Chapter 213: The Mission to Save the Survivors"
- Chapter 212: Achievement Unlocked"
- Chapter 211: Make us whole!"
- Chapter 210: The Reality Show of Questions and Answers"
- Chapter 209: How to Properly Invite Someone for a Cup of Tea"
- Chapter 208: Meeting Again in Another World"
- Chapter 207: Purge the Heretics"
- Chapter 206: Unexpected Events Following One After Another"
- Chapter 205: Smoking Leads to Zombie Transformation"
- Chapter 204: Ungrateful Survivors"
- Chapter 203: Everyone is busy with work"
- Chapter 202: Zombieland Information Bureau"
- Chapter 201: Time for Raids"
- Chapter 200: Who's to Blame for All This?"
- Chapter 199: When Night Falls, It's Time to Work"
- Chapter 198: Setting Up at the New Base"
- Chapter 197: Moving to a New Base and Rescuing Survivors"
- Chapter 196: End of the First Day in Zombieland"
- Chapter 195: Time for Zombie Experiments"
- Chapter 194: First Stop in Zombieland"
- Chapter 193: The First Social Experiment in Zombieland"
- Chapter 192: Meeting the First Survivors"
- Chapter 191: Welcome to Zombieland"
- Chapter 190: A Job Enough for Everyone"
- Chapter 189: A Boring Meeting with an Unexpected Ending"
- Chapter 188: An Unexpected Guest from Another Universe"
- Chapter 187: How to Kidnap an Adopted Son"
- Chapter 186: The End of Another Villain"
- Chapter 185: Two Full-Scale Attacks Against One Enemy"
- Chapter 184: A Miserable Death for a Loser"
- Chapter 183: The Main Villain Takes the Stage"
- Chapter 182: The Tenth Battle Begins"
- Chapter 181: Preparing for the Finals"
- Chapter 180: The Unlucky God of Deception"
- Chapter 179: Light vs. Darkness"
- Chapter 178: Dracula vs. Apollo"
- Chapter 177: Arrival of the Ruler of Wallachia"
- Chapter 176: A Little Time to Rest"
- Chapter 175: The First Enemy Has Been Eliminated"
- Chapter 174: Demon Hunter vs. Demon"
- Chapter 173: The Grey Knight Arrives, and Yandere Valkyrie"
- Chapter 172: A Plan to Change the Entire World"
- Chapter 171: Not the Smartest God on Olympus"
- Chapter 170: Clash of the Will of Fire and the Fury of the Underworld"
- Chapter 169: Hashirama vs. Hades"
- Chapter 168: The Prelude to the Battle"
- Chapter 167: A New Fighter from Humanity's Side"
- Chapter 166: Anticipation of Another Battle"
- Chapter 165: End of the Battle"
- Chapter 164: Buddha vs. Zerofuku"
- Chapter 163: Valkyrie's Feelings"
- Chapter 162: Meeting of Two Sweet Tooths"
- Chapter 161: Konoha's Green Beast vs. God of Destruction"
- Chapter 160: New Challenger"
- Chapter 159: Hero vs. Man"
- Chapter 158: Meeting of the Demon King and the Hero"
- Chapter 157: Sea God vs. Demon King"
- Chapter 156: New World and the Demon King's Wrath"
- Chapter 155: Rebecca and Stitch"
- Chapter 154: Beginning of a New Adventure"
- Chapter 153: The Night City Group's First Dungeon Trip"
- Chapter 152: Party and End of the Day"
- Chapter 151: Time to Get to Know Each Other"
- Chapter 150: Returning Home."
- Chapter 149: Back to Orario"
- Chapter 148: The Mighty Nine Are Always Together"
- Chapter 147: Father and Son Meeting"
- Chapter 146: Journey's End or Battle on All Fronts"
- Chapter 145: The Final Villain Appears"
- Chapter 144: Cargo Received and the Soulless Mongrel"
- Chapter 143: All Armed and Dangerous"
- Chapter 142: Timeskip and Briefing before a new job"
- Chapter 141: Before the Finale"
- Chapter 140: Hanako Arasaka's Shock"
- Chapter 139: Taijutsu is the Key to Victory"
- Chapter 138: Back to work, and another visit to Hanako."
- Chapter 137: Fulfilling a Dream and Saying Goodbye"
- Chapter 136: Investigation Results"
- Chapter 135: Completion of the Investigation"
- Chapter 134: Investigation and Useful Information"
- Chapter 133: Time to Put Your Plans into Action"
- Chapter 132: When Just Talking Brings You Closer"
- Chapter 131: Kidnapping the Final Target"
- Chapter 130: The Abduction of Jimmy"
- Chapter 129: The Tea Invitation Plan"
- Chapter 128: A Conversation in the Company of a New Friend"
- Chapter 127: Meeting with Hanako Arasaka"
- Chapter 126: Healing Kiwi or the Plan to Ruin an Evening"
- Chapter 125: The Harsh Truth About Events in the World"
- Chapter 124: Answers That Don't Help"
- Chapter 123: Drinking Party with Friends and an Unexpected Visitor"
- Chapter 122: Gloria's Quiet Day"
- Chapter 121: Kiwi’s Request and a Trick for Maine"
- Chapter 120: Plans for Future Confrontations"
- Chapter 119: When Curiosity Plays a Bad Trick on You"
- Chapter 118: The Beginning of New Problems"
- Chapter 117: Work for the Whole Team"
- Chapter 116: The Team is Back Together"
- Chapter 115: Hey, you're finally awake"
- Chapter 114: How to Create Chaos in Arasaka"
- Chapter 113: Mission Imposibru"
- Chapter 112: A Typical Family Evening"
- Chapter 111: Plans for the Next Mission"
- Chapter 110: The First Episode of Cyberpsychosis and Plans"
- Chapter 109: Time Passes Unnoticed"
- Chapter 108: The Cyberpsychopath Attack"
- Chapter 107: The Assault or Why You Shouldn't Leave GIR Alone"
- Chapter 106:New work with the Team"
- Chapter 105: The Death of Loka and the Rescue of the Children"
- Chapter 104: First Experience as a Maniac"
- Chapter 103: Rest Before the Mission"
- Chapter 102: New Side Job from Padre"
- Chapter 101: Eliminating the First Target and the Arrival of the Elite Squad"
- Chapter 100: The Beginning of Revenge and the Return of the Cult"
- Chapter 99: Moving to the New House"
- Chapter 98: The Truth That Brings Us Closer"
- Chapter 97: Gloria's New Life and New Upsets"
- Chapter 96: Trust of the Group and Unveiling the Truth"
- Chapter 95: Chase and Suspicion"
- Chapter 94: The Start of the Mission and the Race to the Restroom"
- Chapter 93 - 93 Ultramarine G.I.R."
- Chapter 92: Mission Briefing"
- Chapter 91: Gloria Meets the Goddesses and the Strange Robot"
- Chapter 90: Valerie and the New Acquaintance Sebastian"
- Chapter 89: The Brutal Punishment of the Kidnappers and the Sad Rebecca"
- Chapter 88: A Little Date with Rebecca and New Friend Jeff"
- Chapter 87: Princess or Gremlin Rebecca"
- Chapter 86: Gloria's Help in Easing Emotional Wounds"
- Chapter 85: Lunar Princess Lucy"
- Chapter 84: Old Friends and a Bit of Truth for Lucy"
- Chapter 83: The Lizzie's Bar"
- Chapter 82: New Team Member"
- Chapter 81: The Unscrupulous Landlord"
- Chapter 80: Demon King or Street Magician"
- Chapter 79: The Demon King on the Side Job"
- Chapter 78: Main's Group and a New Job"
- Chapter 77: Lucina or Lucy"
- Chapter 76: Heading to the Meeting Place"
- Chapter 75 - 75 Gloria Martinez and the Demon King"
- Chapter 74: A Conversation with Family and the Beginning of a New Friendship"
- Chapter 73: New Encounters"
- Chapter 72: A New World and Another Encounter with the Old Man"
- Chapter 71: Battle Against Nyarlathotep"
- Chapter 70: The Mother-Daughter Reunion and the Arrival of the Main Villain"
- Chapter 69: The Beauty in the Dungeon or How to Save a Friend’s Mother"
- Chapter 68: The End of the Battle with the Dragon and the Death of Ereb"
- Chapter 67: Battle Against the Dragon's Second Phase"
- Chapter 66: The Beginning of the Battle Against the Abomination"
- Chapter 65: Erebus Finally Makes His Move"
- Chapter 64: The End of the Losers' Group or How to Propose to a Goddess"
- Chapter 63: An Evening of Cinema and Dionysus's Interrogation"
- Chapter 62: Family Movie Night"
- Chapter 61: One Step Closer to the Truth and Foolish Nyx"
- Chapter 60: Poor Nyx and Evening Movie Plans"
- Chapter 59: The Idiot Dionysus and Alex's Wrath"
- Chapter 58: The Capture of the Group of Losers"
- Chapter 57: The Battle for Orario and the Capture of Yet Another Villain"
- Chapter 56: Unveiling the Truth and Future Plans"
- Chapter 55: Don’t Underestimate the Loli Goddess"
- Chapter 54: The Battle Against the Dungeon Guardian"
- Chapter 53: A Date in the Dungeon and Preparation for Battle"
- Chapter 52: The Villains' Plan and Preparation for Defense"
- Chapter 51: Rivira, the Paradise for Adventurers"
- Chapter 50: Purging the Corruption and the Battle Between Monsters"
- Chapter 49: The Elf's Kiss and the Strange Corruption"
- Chapter 48: New Allies"
- Chapter 47: Another Move by the Villain Group"
- Chapter 46: Two Gods for the Price of One"
- Chapter 45: Potential Threats or Battles for the Right to be a Mother"
- Chapter 44: Interrogation of Thanatos and Names of the Accomplices"
- Chapter 43: The Obsession of the Goddess of Love and the Abduction of the God"
- Chapter 42: Family Dinner and Ishtar's Plans"
- Chapter 41: New Goliath and New Titles
- Chapter 40: Hestia the Kidnapper or Another Minion"
- Chapter 39: New Threat and Timeskip"
- Chapter 38: Haruhime’s New Fate and the Beginning of Training"
- Chapter 37: A New Family Member and the Demon King’s Attack"
- Chapter 36: The Demon King and the Courtesan"
- Chapter 35: The Crazy Goddesses or Hestia's Kiss"
- Chapter 34: Mistaken for a Child Again and Hestia's Date Invitation
- Chapter 33: Revenge is a Dish Best Served Hot"
- Chapter 32: A Day Without Alex or How the Girls Found Trouble"
- Chapter 31: Plan of Action and Useless Information"
- Chapter 30: The Detective Cat and the Goddess Battle"
- Chapter 29: Heart-to-Heart with Freya or a New Ally"
- Chapter 28: Thanatos's Acting Skills and Freya's Invitation"
- Chapter 27: Drunk Loki and the First Semi-Villain"
- Chapter 26: A New Strange Monster and the Challenges of Being a Child"
- Chapter 25: The Child Again and Third-Rate Villains"
- Chapter 24 - 24 Why You Shouldn't Call Loki"
- Chapter 23: How to Kidnap New Members, or Rather, How to Invite Them"
- Chapter 22: Demon King and Assault on the God"
- Chapter 21 - 21 War Game or Total Destruction"
- Chapter 20 - 20 New Power of Lily or Another Speedrun"
- Chapter 19: Living on the Freebies at Hephaestus's and the Start of Training"
- Chapter 18: Lily 2.0 and Moving to Hephaestus"
- Chapter 17 - 17 Evil Hestia and Possibly a New Family Member"
- Chapter 16: The Little Hobbit and the Request for Help"
- Chapter 15: How I Met "Bilbo" in the Dungeon"
- Chapter 14 - 14 Discussion of the Game, or How to Catch an "Idiot"
- Chapter 13: Denatus and the Declaration of War."
- Chapter 12 - 12 Date with Hestia and Future Problems"
- Chapter 11: Loki Family and the Malevolent Half-Elf Eina"
- Chapter 10: Back into the Dungeon, or How to One-Shot a Raid Boss"
- Chapter 9 - 9 Purchase of the Church and Meeting with Hephaestus"
- Chapter 8 - 8 Raiding the Dungeon Properly or Speedrunning to the 10th Floor"
- Chapter 7 - 7 Future Plans and the First Visit to the Dungeon"
- Chapter 6: Officially an Adventurer and Information About the Dungeon"
- Chapter 5: Hestia, the Goddess of the Hearth, or How to Meet a Loli Goddess"
- Chapter 4 - 4 The Loki Familia and the Rowdy Dog"
- Chapter 3: Hostess of the Horn of Abundance and the Lovely Waitresses
- Chapter 2:Arrival in Orario and Visiting the Guild"(Revised Version)
- Chapter 1: Meeting with the Old Man"(Revised Version)