Chapter 512: Realizing You’ve Entered the Wrong House"
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The appearance of yet another demon in the basement of Alex’s house had long since stopped being anything unusual. So many of them had passed through there that it had practically become part of the family’s daily routine.
Before going to bed, Alex explained his plan to Samantha: how exactly she would conduct her first training sessions in exorcising demons from human bodies. He had no intention of throwing her straight into a fight against monsters, demons, or—worse—angels. Unlike the other girls in his family, Samantha didn’t need to suddenly learn how to fight for survival — she had time. Time to gradually learn how to oppose different beings, including humans.
That’s why Alex decided to start small — to show Samantha that demons could easily hide among humans and appear in the most unexpected places. His suggestion was very simple: first, she would try performing a basic exorcism ritual.
Samantha accepted the idea without objection — she understood perfectly well that, unlike the other girls around Alex, she had no combat experience whatsoever. She had never even fought people, let alone monsters. But she also knew that being next to Alex meant she would eventually learn to defend herself. It annoyed her to be the “damsel in distress,” even if she did like how Alex protected her.
Besides, Samantha knew that Alex trained even the goddesses he was married to — so they could stand up for themselves. So she was mentally prepared for any training.
But before the fire of determination could truly ignite, Alex immediately smothered it: he said he wasn’t doing anything else today, and the exorcism would have to wait until next time.
Samantha’s determination vanished as quickly as it had appeared. She rolled her eyes, kicked Alex in the knee for not bothering to explain when exactly she would be training, and flopped back onto the couch. Alex only laughed and lay down again on Lucina’s lap as she lazily ran her fingers through his hair.
When it was time to sleep, Alice tried to drag the giant pink bunny into their room. But Alex did the only reasonable thing: he simply picked her up and carried her to the room, ignoring her desperate protests that “this bunny is a prize he worked so hard to win.” He didn’t even respond — just carried her.
So ended another day in Alex’s house — a day that managed to fit both romance and demon hunting.
The next morning, Alex woke up to a very familiar sensation on his face — one he would never mistake for anything else. Opening his eyes slightly, he saw mischievous green eyes and long green hair.
Seeing his favorite gremlin first thing in the morning, Alex couldn’t help but smile. Becca, happily chewing on his cheek, smiled as well.
Smiling, Alex pulled her by the waist and kissed her on the lips. She immediately wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him back. Then she settled on his chest, pressing her whole body against him.
After lying like that for a bit, Alex tried to get up — he needed to wash up. But the predatory gremlin named Becca had her own plans for the morning. In the end, Alex had to take his shower with Becca, who absolutely refused to let him go for even a minute.
Walking down from the second floor, Alex was grinning from ear to ear, while Becca clung to his back, her legs wrapped around his waist. Even though she already had a child with Alex, she was still the same weapons gremlin — shameless, clingy, and endlessly energetic.
In the kitchen, Lucina, Alice, and Samantha were eating breakfast. Alex kissed each of the three in turn, and Lucina shot a cold glance at Becca — Becca clearly didn’t come here to cook breakfast.
Before sitting down, Alex gently pulled Becca off his back and placed her on his lap. Being herself, Becca immediately began eating his breakfast while he drank coffee.
“Got what you came here for?” Lucina asked dryly, watching Becca crunch through Alex’s omelet.
“Yep,” Becca replied calmly. “Having sex in the shower in the morning is the perfect way to start the day.”
After Becca’s words, Lucina’s eye twitched noticeably. Samantha choked on her breakfast and began coughing, and Alice immediately rushed to pat her on the back, trying to help her recover. Alex’s face remained completely unreadable, as if he hadn’t heard a single word Becca had just said. Meanwhile, Becca sat there with a wide grin, paying no attention whatsoever to the commotion she had caused.
In fact, it was precisely because of this personality of hers that she got along so easily with Loki — even though the two of them were sometimes ready to tear each other’s throats out… but they still shared the same husband. Loki was also fond of ambushing Alex out of nowhere, especially when he was asleep or taking a shower.
Lucina stared at Becca in disbelief — even pregnancy hadn’t changed her one bit.
“You could’ve at least made breakfast,” Lucina remarked lazily, watching Becca devour Alex’s food.
“Do you really want me to do that?” Becca raised a brow.
“My love, I adore you. But don’t burden your soul with unnecessary sin. The last time you cooked something… even the appearance was terrifying. I’m almost certain that if you compressed your cooking under pressure, you could make diamonds,” Alex said as he wiped Becca’s mouth with a napkin.
“Is it really that bad?” Alice asked cautiously, looking at Becca, who puffed out her cheeks in offended protest.
“From what Becca can cook, it’s easy to create chemical weapons. And unfortunately, I’m afraid Jinx inherited that… talent,” Lucina said dryly, remembering the ‘miracle dish’ Becca once made.
“Hey! Don’t insult my sweet little potato! She can do everything! And half her talents come from her father, anyway!” Becca snapped, pointing her fork at Lucina.
“But definitely not anything related to food,” Lucina replied calmly and took a sip of coffee with a faint smile.
The fork in Becca’s hand bent instantly as she squeezed it in anger. Alex looked at the twisted piece of metal and wondered if he should make the silverware here the same as the ones at home. But everything back home had been forged by Hephaestus — the goddess had simply gotten tired of watching forks, knives, and spoons break every family dinner, since arguments at the table happened far more often than anyone wished.
Lucina calmly took the bent fork and, with a small flash of magic, restored it to its original shape. Samantha once again realized just how convenient magic truly was. She even felt a hint of envy: with magic, she could clean an entire house in a couple of minutes, without choking on dust or breaking mop handles.
Becca, however, continued grinding her teeth. Lucina wasn’t wrong — Jinx had inherited many wonderful things from her parents, but cooking was… not among them. Everything Jinx made either looked like charcoal or like something so suspicious it could cause mass poisoning.
“That won’t last long!” Becca declared proudly, folding her arms over her chest. “My little potato and her sisters are making something right now that turns water into food!”
“Really?” Alice’s eyes sparkled. “And what kind of thing is it?”
“I don’t remember. Some long stupid name. They watched a cartoon and decided to build it themselves. If I were them, I’d just steal it,” Becca said lazily.
“Don’t teach our daughters your ridiculous habits. You already made Alex rob weapon warehouses just because you needed a few parts for a new gun,” Lucina said and poked Becca in the shoulder.
“I’m not teaching them anything. Don’t exaggerate,” Becca waved her off.
Alex spent this whole time trying to remember what cartoon the girls had watched. Every time his little gremlins started ‘building something,’ it ended, in the best case, with an explosion… and in the worst case, with the creation of a weapon of mass destruction.
Stroking Becca’s hair, he finally remembered.
“Becca, in that cartoon… was there, by any chance, food falling from the sky?” he asked, lifting a brow.
“I think so. But I don’t remember well. There definitely was a talking monkey that called itself Steve,” Becca nodded confidently — she had watched the cartoon with the daughters when she spent time with them after returning from yet another mission in another world.
“Sounds like you know what this invention is?” Samantha asked, intrigued.
“Yeah. What they’re building… is called the Diatomic Super-Mutating Dynamic Food Replicator by Flint Lockwood. Or FLDSMDFR,” Alex said in one breath, pronouncing the long, almost inhuman name.
Becca nodded at Alex’s words but didn’t even try to remember that ridiculously long name — she hadn’t managed it the first time either. And when the girls started laughing, she seriously considered finding Flint Lockwood and giving him a good beating for coming up with such a pointlessly long piece of gibberish.
Lucina, Alice, and Samantha also tried to pronounce the name of the invention but gave up after their first attempt. They watched Alex in silent admiration as he recited it in one breath, not stumbling once.
Alex himself tapped his finger on the table, thinking about something else: the FLDSMDFR could really solve a lot of problems if used correctly. But he also vividly remembered how it ended in the cartoon — the food created by the machine mutated and turned into giant monsters due to ultra-powerful microwave pulses that split water molecules into hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon atoms, forming a new structure.
“And how are our gremlins doing?” Alex finally asked.
“So far, nothing. Everything this thing produces is purple slime that screams and doesn’t look very appetizing,” Becca said, shuddering just at the memory.
“Please tell me the girls didn’t feed that slime to anyone…” Lucina said quietly, and her face clearly showed she had a bad feeling about it.
“Well… they did feed it to a minotaur…” Becca trailed off, trying to change the subject.
Alice, barely holding back a smile, asked, “And what happened to the poor minotaur?”
Alex, Lucina, and Samantha all looked at Becca at the same time. She quickly averted her gaze. Alex and Lucina even exchanged a glance: it was clear — nothing good had come of this.
Alex was especially worried about the consequences, as every day their family chat exploded with reports of what Nyarko, Jinx, Anya, and Tina had managed to create, and who had become the victim of their “experiments.”
“Well, maybe… the minotaur mutated a little and went berserk. Just a tiny bit,” Becca said in a tone as if she were talking about a runaway hamster, not an enraged giant creature.
“I think the issue is that, in addition to normal elements in the air, Orario is filled with mana and divine energy. That’s why the FLDSMDFR isn’t working properly,” Alex said, tapping his finger on the table. “Tell the little ones they need to test the invention in a world without mana. Ideally a modern one.”
“You think that’s the reason?” Lucina asked, ignoring the fact that their daughters had almost caused a disaster.
“Very possible. And Becca… take Valmet and Jill with you when you go test the FLDSMDFR,” Alex said, stroking her hair.
Becca smirked and gave a thumbs-up, showing that it would be done.
Alex was insanely fond of her, but he didn’t trust her in matters like this. So he discreetly took out his phone, wrote in the family chat, and asked Valmet and Jill to accompany Becca. Both agreed almost immediately — they were resting anyway, and spending time with the daughters was a pleasure for them.
Putting the phone away, Alex glanced at the time. It was already time to get ready for school. Lucina and Alice realized it too and went to change.
Becca leaned over, grabbed him by the collar, and quickly kissed him, then jumped off his lap and stepped straight into the portal that had opened in front of her.
While Lucina and Alice were changing, Alex explained to Samantha what she needed to learn today to perform her first demon exorcism ritual. It might not be useful in other worlds, but he wanted her to start with the basics before moving on to fighting monsters. Samantha understood and listened carefully.
By the time Lucina and Alice came downstairs, Alex was fully ready.
They left the house and got into the Impala.
“Maybe we can stop by a diner on the way?” Alex suggested. “I don’t want to eat the school lunch.”
“I don’t mind. What about you, Lucina?” Alice asked with a smile.
“I wouldn’t refuse either,” Lucina said calmly, nodding.
Alex smiled, turned the wheel at the next intersection, and headed toward the nearest diner by the school—he knew they sold incredibly tasty sandwiches there. Parking the car, he noticed another Impala standing not far away.
He paused for a second: did Sam or Dean stop by for morning coffee and food? But he shook his head almost immediately—Dean definitely wouldn’t get up this early, which meant it had to be Sam.
After asking Lucina and Elis which sandwiches they wanted, Alex got out of the car. Entering the diner, he immediately spotted Sam, who was already picking up his order. Their eyes met the moment Sam turned toward the exit.
Alex gave him a warm nod in greeting and remained in the line. Sam nodded back and walked out of the diner, holding a paper bag with sandwiches, salad, and two coffees.
Outside, he noticed Alex’s Impala parked nearby, with Lucina and Elis sitting inside. Since yesterday, Sam couldn’t shake the feeling that something strange was going on in this town. And the most suspicious person was Alex—no matter how you looked at it.
Getting into his car, Sam wondered whether Alex might be one of those whose souls Amara had stolen… but he wasn’t entirely sure. Dozens of theories about what was happening in the town swirled in his head. He had even spent last evening asking locals about legends, but only a few of them fit the picture even loosely.
Casting one last glance at Alex, Sam started the engine and drove back to the motel. Otherwise he would once again have to listen to Dean complaining that he took his car.
When he returned, Sam turned off the engine and walked into their room. There he saw Dean, who was studying something on the laptop.
“Please don’t tell me you’re watching porn first thing in the morning on my laptop,” Sam said, placing the coffee and the bag of food on the table.
“No,” Dean replied, turning the screen toward his brother. “I’m checking the local legends. Yesterday we questioned the residents, but aside from stories about the ‘cold people’ and wolf descendants, we didn’t hear anything. So I figured—maybe the internet has some clues. Maybe some minor god or an alpha werewolf showed up here.”
“You think an Alpha lives here and he killed the vampires Donna was chasing?” Sam asked, scanning the page.
“Could be. By the way, where did Donna go? Have you seen her?” Dean asked, pulling out a sandwich.
“She left this morning. She is a sheriff, after all. What about those people wrapped in black mist the guy mentioned?” Sam asked, scrolling down.
“Maybe he’s the Alpha werewolf, and that’s why he wanted us to take care of it. And that’s why his file is so clean—changing identities is easier than ever now. Or he’s someone like us,” Dean said, taking a bite.
“So he’s either a werewolf or from a hunter family and was away on family business?” Sam clarified.
“Yep. If he’s a werewolf—we kill him. If he’s a hunter—we talk and find out what he saw. I don’t really want to off him—the guy seemed like fun,” Dean said with a smirk.
“Or he’s like Garth—only eats cow hearts,” Sam muttered.
“Then we’ll check out his place. Since he’s at school now, we’ll see if he’s got any cow hearts lying around in the fridge,” Dean said.
“Or human ones,” Sam added darkly.
Dean just rolled his eyes and continued eating. Once the brothers finished breakfast, they got back into the Impala and headed toward Alex’s house. Finding it wasn’t difficult.
Parking across the street, they watched the house for a few minutes to make sure no one was home. Once sure, Sam and Dean got out of the car, looked around—it was important not to get spotted, especially by Sheriff Charlie Swan, Alex’s neighbor.
Crossing the street, they approached the door and carefully peered through the windows. Once they were sure the house was empty, Sam pulled out a lockpicking kit while Dean stood guard. Within a second, the lock gave way, and they stepped inside.
Meanwhile, upstairs, Samantha was enjoying a hot bath—since the house was empty, she could relax without worry.
Sam and Dean, on the other hand, were inspecting the living room.
“If he’s an alpha werewolf, he sure lives modestly,” Sam remarked.
“Sam, look how huge this is!” Dean whispered, shaking a massive pink plush bunny.
“Dean… we didn’t come here to play. We need to focus,” Sam said tiredly.
“Fine, fine. I’ll just check the fridge,” Dean muttered, letting go of the bunny.
Sam just shook his head and continued scanning the living room while Dean headed to the refrigerator. Unfortunately, Samantha hadn’t broken her habit of listening to music while taking a hot bath, so she didn’t hear the two uninvited guests—Sam and Dean—entering the house.
Dean opened the fridge and immediately froze. Sam, making his way around the living room, hadn’t noticed anything unusual either, but when he saw his brother stop, he grew cautious.
“Dean? Did you find something?” he called.
“Other than some incredibly well-presented food… nothing,” Dean replied, barely restraining himself from tasting even a piece of Alex’s fridge contents.
“Don’t even think about touching anything. I didn’t find anything in the living room either. That leaves the basement and the second floor,” Sam said, casting a frown at his brother.
“I wasn’t planning on taking anything… though it does all look damn tasty. Alright, let’s check the basement. They always hide something there—as if no other place exists,” Dean grumbled, rolling his eyes and closing the fridge door.
Sam just sighed and approached the door leading downstairs. Opening it, they immediately heard a strange, faint voice coming from the darkness. Sam and Dean exchanged a glance, drew their weapons, and cautiously began to descend.
Downstairs, they saw two men tied to chairs. One looked relatively intact, though exhausted, with a blank stare and incoherent mumbling. The other looked as if he had first been run through a meat grinder, then strapped to a chair.
The brothers instantly sensed something was wrong. Feeling for the light switch, Sam turned on the lights. Dean stepped forward to free the men, but Sam sharply grabbed his arm.
“Sam? What’s wrong?” Dean asked in surprise.
“Watch your step,” Sam said calmly, pointing to the floor.
Dean looked down—directly beneath the men, in the center of the basement, was a perfectly laid devil’s trap.
Sam and Dean exchanged heavy glances. The confirmation was clear: Alex was definitely from a hunter family. He was probably here on business. But…
“Why is he keeping demons in his basement? And I’ve never seen a demon brought to this state,” Sam said quietly, watching Albert, who continued mumbling.
“Look at the second one,” Dean muttered darkly, nodding toward Cruz. “It’s like they smeared him on the asphalt, put him back together, and strapped him to the chair. This guy clearly knows his way around torture.”
Sam wanted to suggest leaving and talking to Alex later when he was home. Dean seemed to think the same. But just as the thought crossed their minds, the basement door slammed shut with a loud bang.
Both brothers spun around instantly—and saw three creatures about a meter tall on the top step, holding clubs in their paws. It was GIR, MIMI, and Stitch, who had come downstairs for snacks… and found the basement door open.
Convinced that intruders had broken into the house, the trio simultaneously clapped their clubs against their palms and stared down at Sam and Dean like judges delivering a sentence.
Sam and Dean had no idea what these creatures were, but their seemingly peaceful appearance didn’t match the ominous vibe they were radiating now.
“Sam… what are… these things?” Dean croaked, keeping his eyes on GIR, MIMI, and Stitch.
“No idea. First time I’ve seen anything like this,” Sam whispered.
“Uh… maybe we can make a deal? We actually came in peace,” Dean said, smiling as innocently as he could and raising his hands. Sam, without taking his eyes off the trio, mirrored the gesture.
GIR, MIMI, and Stitch tilted their heads in unison, staring at Dean and Sam, then began whispering excitedly among themselves. Sam and Dean almost exhaled in relief… until the trio turned back to them.
“Hit the thieves!” GIR, MIMI, and Stitch shouted in unison and, like a tiny special ops team, charged at the brothers.
Sam and Dean didn’t even have time to realize what was happening before the first blow landed. Then the second. Then the third. The meter-tall creatures struck quickly, precisely, and without a trace of hesitation. Albert and Cruz, tied up, paid no attention to the commotion—they were far too exhausted to react.
Upstairs, Samantha, lying in her hot bath, finally heard the noise, even over the music in her headphones. Pulling them out, she frowned. Someone was breaking into the house? Or had GIR, MIMI, and Stitch caught someone again?
Knowing the trio could handle themselves but still curious who was foolish enough to confront these small yet utterly insane house defenders, Samantha quickly climbed out of the bath, threw on her underwear, wrapped herself in a robe, and hurried downstairs.
On the first floor, she saw the familiar scene: GIR, MIMI, and Stitch were dragging two men from the basement with bags over their heads and already seating them on chairs.
“Who are they?” Samantha asked, watching as the trio skillfully tied them up with ropes.
“Thieves,” Stitch said calmly and, for emphasis, tapped Dean’s knee with his club.
Samantha raised an eyebrow. Right, thieves. She approached, grabbed one of the bags, and lifted it. A familiar face came into view—Sam Winchester. Without a word, she knew who was under the second bag, but she checked anyway. Yep, Dean Winchester.
Samantha sighed heavily. She had hoped they would show up later. Much later. But no—the second day in the city, and here they were, tied up in her living room.
She found her phone on the table, pulled it out, snapped a photo of the brothers with the bags over their heads, and sent a message to Alex, fully aware that it was lunchtime at their school. That meant he could return quickly if needed.
After sending the photo, she considered what to do when the brothers woke up… but first decided to change—she didn’t want to stand in front of hunters wearing only a robe.
A few minutes earlier, Alex had been sitting with everyone at the school cafeteria while Alice eagerly recounted the details of their recent date in Los Angeles. She didn’t hold back on the details—even the part where Alex had punched a ride operator in the groin for trying not to give up the grand prize.
Bella, on the other hand, sat stunned—not because Alex went on a date with three girls at once, but because they had somehow managed to cross half the country and return.
“But… how? How did you even do this?” Bella asked, trying to process what she had just heard.
“You’re not surprised I can turn into a demonic cat. Or become a child. Or that angels, demons, and all sorts of other things exist. Or that your boyfriend is a vampire. But the fact that I teleported a car across the entire country—that’s what threw you off?” Alex said, resting his cheek on his hand.
“But…” Bella murmured, still trying to comprehend it.
“Bella, my advice,” Lucina interjected, shaking her head, “just accept it. There’s no logic around Alex. And there never will be.”
Alice began nodding vigorously, fully confirming Lucina’s words that looking for logic around Alex was a futile task. He belonged to those beings who simply exist beyond the concept of “logic.”
Alex lazily took a sip of coffee, about to return to Alice’s story, when suddenly he heard a notification sound. He pulled his phone from his pocket, glanced at the screen—and squinted slightly.
Then rubbed his eyes.
Looked again—and once more.
Instantly, silence fell over the table: everyone was staring at Alex, who was staring at his phone with the expression of someone beginning to doubt their own reality. Alex read the message a couple more times, then opened the photo… and after confirming what he saw, he burst into loud, genuine, almost hysterical laughter.
The school cafeteria fell silent: everyone was staring at Alex.
And he couldn’t stop.
Lucina and Alice exchanged glances, then suspiciously looked at the phone. Unable to resist, Lucina took the device from Alex, quickly skimmed Samantha’s message and the attached photo, then massaged her bridge of the nose wearily and handed the phone to Alice.
Alice saw the same thing—and burst out laughing as well.
“Maybe you could explain what’s going on?” Rosalie asked, watching Alex and Alice laugh while Lucina looked like she was on the verge of a migraine.
“Some geniuses broke into our house, and GIR, MIMI, and Stitch caught them,” Alex said, wiping his tears.
“My God… Who are these poor souls? Who was unlucky enough to run into that trio?” Emmett said, genuinely sympathizing with the unknown victims.
“And here’s the funniest part,” Alex exhaled. “It’s Dean and Sam Winchester. They broke into the house, and now they’re tied to chairs.”
A pause hung over the table. Then Alice showed the photo to the others.
Emmett was the first to crack—he laughed loudly, slapping the table with his hand.
Rosalie stared at the phone, completely stunned—could it really be the same brothers who prevented the biblical Apocalypse?
The others silently tried to process what they saw. Everyone knew how dangerous Sam and Dean were. But now… tied to chairs… under the “protection” of GIR, MIMI, and Stitch…
It only evoked pity.
Alex was already messaging Samantha, asking her not to touch the brothers—he would return in a few hours to talk to them himself. Until then, they would remain tied under the watchful eyes of the sacred trio of chaos.
“So… that means I won a hundred bucks? Pay up,” Emmett smirked.
“Alright, here you go,” Alex said, placing a bill on the table. “But we don’t know if they came to kill me or just ended up in the wrong place.”
“That doesn’t matter anymore. They broke into your house. And they did it faster than I expected. They only arrived yesterday! I told you, your face is suspicious,” Emmett chuckled, tucking the bill into his pocket.
“If they hadn’t come, I’d be disappointed,” Alex shrugged.
“And what are you going to do next?” Rosalie asked, shaking her head at the exchange of barbs.
“I’ll talk to them. Then I follow the plan: first, move to the Men of Letters bunker. From there, I’ll start working,” Alex said, tapping his finger on the table.
“You’re moving soon? What about school?” Bella asked quietly, suddenly looking sad.
“Two months left until the end of term. I don’t need the certificate. And Alice has about ten of them anyway,” Alex said lazily, pointing to Alice.
She smiled brightly and nodded.
Bella only looked down sadly. She felt sorry—Alex, Lucina, Alice, and Samantha had become her friends. She considered Alex like an older brother: he helped her, gave advice, even if he sometimes acted like a total idiot when teasing her.
Noticing her “lost puppy” expression, Alex reminded her:
“Bella. I. Am. A. Mage. I can return to Forks anytime.”
Bella blushed, once again forgetting the most obvious thing. Alex just shook his head—he was no longer surprised by her forgetfulness.
When the bell rang, Alex left for class with Alice, and Bella headed to her classroom with Lucina.
Meanwhile, at Alex’s house, Sam and Dean began to come to after being beaten and having bags placed over their heads. Dean woke up first. His head was ringing, a dull pain throbbed at the back of his skull, and the thick fabric completely blocked his view.
“Hey… Sammy, you awake?” he mumbled hoarsely, trying to free his hands.
“Yeah. Looks like we’re tied up,” Sam replied, also unsuccessfully tugging at his bindings.
“Thanks, Captain Obvious. We need to get out of here. I don’t know what those things were, but they really did a number on us. My skull still feels like it’s crunching,” Dean said, attempting to slip his wrists out of the ropes.
“You do realize I can hear you, right?” a calm female voice said, and both brothers froze instantly.
Sam and Dean exchanged glances—as much as the bags allowed—and realized they were not alone in the room. Samantha, sitting on the couch with her father’s journal, was watching them and openly wondering how anyone could be so… clueless.
Sighing, she set the journal aside, stood, and approached the captives. She ripped the bags off their heads.
The light hit their faces, and the brothers squinted. As their eyes adjusted, they saw the living room and, in front of them, a girl of about twenty with light hair, wearing casual clothes and an absolutely calm expression.
“Who are you?” Sam asked.
“Samantha. And I live here,” she replied calmly, returning to the couch.
“Well… then maybe you could untie us, beautiful? We’re kinda on the same side, right?” Dean tried to smile with his signature charm.
“I have a fiancé. And he’ll be back soon,” she said impassively. “So sit quietly. Otherwise, this trio will beat you up and tie you again.”
She pointed to GIR, MIMI, and Stitch, who were sitting at the table, devouring food as if they hadn’t eaten in a week.
Dean and Sam turned their heads as far as the ropes allowed—and saw the very creatures that had given them a proper beating. The trio lifted their heads in unison, looked at them, and grinned boldly and shamelessly.
Sam tried to think rationally: Alex is a hunter. We broke into his house. We weren’t killed—that’s already lucky.
Dean, being Dean, immediately began arguing with GIR, MIMI, and Stitch. They, not to be outdone, responded energetically, and the room erupted into noise.
Samantha, who was trying to learn the words for a demon banishing spell, didn’t tolerate it for long. Her irritation grew, along with the likelihood that she would throw a pillow—or something heavier—at someone.
“Quiet,” she said in a strict voice, even though she adored this trio. “I’m trying to study. Or should I take all your food away?”
The effect was immediate.
GIR, MIMI, and Stitch instantly fell silent, sat up straight like three exemplary students, and began eating as carefully as possible. Even Dean got scared and shut up.
Finally enjoying the quiet, Samantha returned to her journal and continued practicing the words.
Sam listened to what she was mumbling and recognized familiar phrases.
“You’re learning the words to banish a demon?” he asked, trying to start a dialogue.
“Yes. I need to practice,” she nodded.
“I understand. We went through the same thing. My name’s Sam, and this is my brother Dean. We’re hunters. We came at a friend’s request,” Sam explained calmly.
“I know. Sam and Dean Winchester,” she said, quietly closing her journal. “My father was friends with yours.”
“Really?” Dean said in surprise.
“If your father’s name is John Winchester—then yes. And he also worked with Bobby Singer,” Samantha replied.
“What’s your father’s last name?” Sam asked.
“Giddings. Jonathan Giddings,” she said.
“Giddings… Giddings…” Dean frowned. “Exactly! Dad talked about him. The vampire nest case. He said an old friend—Giddings—helped him.”
“Bobby also mentioned someone with that last name. Said he retired,” Sam added.
“Yes. Retired when he met my mom,” she confirmed calmly.
The brothers exchanged glances. They definitely hadn’t expected this—coming to a small town and meeting the daughter of a hunter who had once worked with their father and the family friend.
They began asking Samantha about her family, and she answered, but only about her father. She said nothing about her mother’s family—at least until Alex returned from school.
To be continued…
(I can’t remember for the life of me whether I was told Samantha’s father’s name or not. From now on, it’ll be Jonathan, and I don’t care. Basically, if you eliminated all the hassle of the investigations and Sam and Dean’s brotherly conversations, they could pretty easily figure out where to go and what to do. Alex seemed the most suspicious, and the rumors about the legends in Forks were enough to figure out what might be going on there. And the first person Sam and Dean should have checked out was, of course, Alex. So everything went according to plan.)
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- Chapter 677 - 676: A Very Strange End to the Nightmare, and the Return to the Hunter’s Dream."
- Chapter 676 - 675: Kaiju Battle — The Welsh Dragon vs. the Orphan of Kos."
- Chapter 675 - 674: The Orphan of Kos Who Refuses to Die."
- Chapter 674 - 673: Conversation by the Fire, and the Beach Where It All Began."
- Chapter 673 672: Maria Reclaims Her Weapon, and the Massacre in the Fishing Hamlet."
- Chapter 672 671: Lady Maria of the Astral Clock Tower."
- Chapter 671 - 670: Living Failures and the Final Death of Laurence."
- Chapter 670 - 669: The Research Hall, a Place Created by the Order of a Madman."
- Chapter 669 668: The Righteous Who Became a Monster."
- Chapter 668 667: Welcome to the Hunter’s Nightmare"
- Chapter 667 - 666: Destruction of the Nightmare Frontier."
- Chapter 666 - 665: Time to Head to the Nightmare Frontier."
- Chapter 665 - 664: The Grand Cathedral and Vicar Amelia."
- Chapter 664 - 663: A Small Adventure with My Wife and a Gift for the Doll."
- Chapter 663 - 662: Speedrun Through Old Yharnam."
- Chapter 662 661: Alucard’s Awakening, and Time to Head to Old Yharnam."
- Chapter 661 - 660: Oedon Chapel and the Cathedral Ward."
- Chapter 660 659: Battle at the Graveyard, and Another Unexpected Incident During the Fight."
- Chapter 659 - 658: Meeting Those Who Have Not Yet Gone Mad in Yharnam."
- Chapter 658 - 657: Not the Most Pleasant Stroll Through the Sewers in the Company of the Black Cat."
- Chapter 657 - 656: Acquaintance with the Doll, and Alucard’s First Absorption of Blood Echoes."
- Chapter 656 655: Alucard vs. the Cleric Beast."
- Chapter 655 654: Small Discoveries in Yharnam."
- Chapter 654 - 653: Acquaintance with the First Hunter and the Beginning of the Hunt."
- Chapter 653 - 652: Welcome to the Hunter’s Dream."
- Chapter 652 - 651: Arrival in Yharnam and Meeting with the Messengers."
- Chapter 651 - 650: Time to Go on a Date with Alucard."
- Chapter 650 649: Alessa’s Evening with Her Two Mothers.
- Chapter 649 - 648: A Date with Integra After the Banquet."
- Chapter 648 - 647: The Demon King Has Also Become a Knight."
- Chapter 647 - 646: The Beginning of a Boring Event."
- Chapter 646 - 645: A Very Eventful Day Comes to an End."
- Chapter 645 - 644: Another Date with Very Cute Seras."
- Chapter 644 - 643: The Demon King and His Apostle, Pretending to Be Children."
- Chapter 643 - 642: The Demon King’s Most Ordinary Family Life."
- Chapter 642 - 641: Work Finished, Now It’s Time for Rest."
- Chapter 641 - 640: The London War Is Finished, and Now Comes the Long Talk."
- Chapter 640 - 639: The Unforeseen Conclusion."
- Chapter 639 - 638: Seras vs. The Captain."
- Chapter 638 - 637: A Monster Appeared That Needs to Be Killed Too Many Times."
- Chapter 637 - 636: The Appearance of the Traitor, Right Before Dawn."
- Chapter 636 - 635: The Priest Who Continues Down His Own Path."
- Chapter 635 634: Alex Accidentally Started a Snowstorm in London."
- Chapter 634 633: The Seal Is Released, the Door Is Open."
- Chapter 633 - 632: Everything Moves Toward the Finale in London."
- Chapter 632 - 631: The New Seras Victoria."
- Chapter 631 630: Slaughter at the Hellsing Manor."
- Chapter 630 - 629: The Beginning of the Attack on the Hellsing Manor"
- Chapter 629 - 628: Another Meeting with Iscariot."
- Chapter 628 - 627: London in Fire and Blood."
- Chapter 627 - 626: The Beginning of the War."
- Chapter 626 - 625: The Beginning of London’s Fall."
- Chapter 625 - 624: Seras Needs Proper Motivation."
- Chapter 624 - 623: Capturing the Iron Fortress in the Middle of the Sea."
- Chapter 623 - 622: An Airplane Can Also Be Used as a Ram."
- Chapter 622 - 621: How to Properly Conduct Negotiations to Impress a Strict Wife."
- Chapter 621 - 620: Visiting the Government Headquarters as a Member of HellSing."
- Chapter 620 - 619: The Last Calm Evening at HellSing."
- Chapter 619 618: Feelings of the Iron Lady."
- Chapter 618 617: Declaration of War."
- Chapter 617 - 616: The Appearance of the Priest Who Walks His Own Path."
- Chapter 616 615: Alex’s Favorite Pastime Is Ruining Other People’s Plans."
- Chapter 615 614: Seras Tries to Get Into the Role of a Mother While the Father Fights a Pathetic Vampire."
- Chapter 614 613: Time to Kill Everyone."
- Chapter 613 612: The Demon King Became a Terrorist. Again."
- Chapter 612 - 611: A Pleasant Time with Two Female Vampires."
- Chapter 611 - 610: How to Properly Escape from Hellsing."
- Chapter 610 - 609: Tense Meeting at the Museum."
- Chapter 609 608: Evening Walk in Alucard’s Company."
- Chapter 608 607: Arrival of the Mercenaries."
- Chapter 607 - 606: An Embarrassing Date with a Vampire Girl."
- Chapter 606 - 605: The Last Day Before the Main Events Begin."
- Chapter 605 604: Even If There Are Many Options, There Is Always Only One Correct One."
- Chapter 604 - 603: A Day Spent with Two Women."
- Chapter 603 602: Meeting the Demon Who Should Leave London."
- Chapter 602 - 601: A Beautiful Night in London."
- Chapter 601 - 600: Caught Between Two Fires: The Mad Female Vampire and the Stern Lady Boss."
- Chapter 600 599: Meeting the Legendary Vampire Who Turned Out to Be a Woman."
- Chapter 599 598: Helping Hellsing Repel the Vampire Assault."
- Chapter 598 - 597: Welcome to London."
- Chapter 597 - 596: Family Vacation in True Addams Family Style."
- Chapter 596 595: Trip to the Addams Family Home."
- Chapter 595 594: Return to the Bunker, and a Simple Conversation with a Friend."
- Chapter 594 593: A Father Clears the Path for His Son, and the Rising of the New Spear Hero."
- Chapter 593 592: How a Demon King Should Handle Problems."
- Chapter 592 - 591: A Request from a Wife That Cannot Be Refused."
- Chapter 591 590: The Demon King and the Yellow Chaos."
- Chapter 590 - 589: Return to the Bunker, and a New Home for Alessa."
- Chapter 589 - 588: The Nightmare Finally Comes to an End."
- Chapter 588 - 587: Church of Fanatics."
- Chapter 587 586: A New Life and a New Family."
- Chapter 586 - 585: Meeting in the Hospital and the Final Place of Death and Birth."
- Chapter 585 - 584: The Main Culprit Received Her Punishment."
- Chapter 584 583: Final Steps Before the Finale."
- Chapter 583 - 582: Not Everyone Can Leave Silent Hill."
- Chapter 582 581: Meeting in the Alternate Toluca Prison."
- Chapter 581 - 580: First Up, Then Down Again, and Now You’re in Prison."
- Chapter 580 - 579: Two Parts of One."
- Chapter 579 - 578: Ah shit, here we go again in the alternate world."
- Chapter 578 - 577: The Alternative Apartments."
- Chapter 577 - 576: The Right Way to Find Your Way in Silent Hill."
- Chapter 576 - 575: First Steps Through the Streets of Silent Hill.
- Chapter 575 - 574: Welcome to Silent Hill."
- Chapter 574 - 573: A Brief Rest Before the New Mission, and a Reunion with Old Friends."
- Chapter 573 - 572: The End of the Nightmare in Derry."
- Chapter 572 571: Time to Kill the Fucking Clown."
- Chapter 571 570: Not Everything Always Goes as Planned."
- Chapter 570 569: A Walk Through Derry."
- Chapter 569 568: Bobo the Clown Who Can’t Eat."
- Chapter 568 - 567: The Losers’ Club, and How to Properly Ruin a Clown’s Dinner."
- Chapter 567 - 566: Welcome to Derry and Hello, Scary Clown."
- Chapter 566 - 565: The Beginning of a Family Journey Through Cursed Places."
- Chapter 565 - 564: Time for New Troubles."
- Chapter 564 - 563: The Demon King Works for Food Again."
- Chapter 563 - 562: The Shocking Truth."
- Chapter 562: Vote for where Alex will go first.
- Chapter 561: The Heavenly Army Strikes Back."
- Chapter 560: Time to Head to Hell."
- Chapter 559: The Most Ordinary Life in the Bunker."
- Chapter 558: Murder, robbery, arson, and threats, just another ordinary evening in Alex’s life."
- Chapter 557: Returns to the Bunker."
- Chapter 556: Welcome to the Oldest House."
- Chapter 555: Time to Leave."
- Chapter 554 554: Two-on-Two Battle."
- Chapter 553: Round Two – Dean vs. Hyde."
- Chapter 552: Time to Catch the Main Culprit."
- Chapter 551: A Walk Through the Creepy Museum."
- Chapter 550 550: A Date Invitation"
- Chapter 549: If You Lie Properly, It Becomes the Truth."
- Chapter 548: A New Job Alex Never Asked For."
- Chapter 547: Visiting the Haunted House and the Appearance of the Monster."
- Chapter 546 546: Too Many Events for One Day."
- Chapter 545: Birthday Preparations."
- Chapter 544: The Demon King Finds Himself Behind Bars for the First Time."
- Chapter 543 543: Meeting Enid’s Parents."
- Chapter 542: An Unpleasant Incident During Parent’s Day."
- Chapter 541: The Most Awkward Family Visit to the Psychologist."
- Chapter 540 540: Time to Meet the Relatives."
- Chapter 539 539: Just an Ordinary Day for the Demon King."
- Chapter 538: Progress in Relationships with Two Girls."
- Chapter 537 537: Every Battle Ends with a Hospital Visit."
- Chapter 536: Everything Is Happening Too Fast."
- Chapter 535: Time to Go to the School Dance."
- Chapter 534: Wednesday’s Unexpected Move"
- Chapter 533: The Demon King Who Acted Like a Rejected Teenager."
- Chapter 532: The Date Was Interrupted by a Sudden Call."
- Chapter 531 531: A Moonlit Date with Enid."
- Chapter 530: The Burning Fountain and the Dancing Devil."
- Chapter 529 529: Alex Decided to Take a Day Off While Everyone Else Works."
- Chapter 528 528: Wednesday Doesn’t Know Her Own Feelings."
- Chapter 527 527: A Stealthy Invasion of a Gloomy Girl’s Comfort Zone."
- Chapter 526: Wednesday Learns More Truth About Alex."
- Chapter 525: A Walk Through Nevermore in Wednesday’s Company."
- Chapter 524 524: The Best Way to Hear Gossip Is to Become Part of the Group."
- Chapter 523 523: The Monster in the Forest."
- Chapter 522 522: Time to Start the Investigation and Act Like an Agent."
- Chapter 521: Nevermore Academy, and Another Encounter with Wednesday."
- Chapter 520: Everyone Found a Task to Complete."
- Chapter 519 519: Everything Is Moving According to the Script."
- Chapter 518 518: Moving into a New House and a New Job"
- Chapter 517 517: Time to Move on to the Next Stage of the Plan."
- Chapter 516: Another Job Completed."
- Chapter 515: If you find yourself in a haunted house, it means you need to be able to run fast."
- Chapter 514 514: What started as a BBQ Evening quickly turned into a Hunting Night."
- Chapter 513: How to Make Friends Properly — First Scold Them, Then Feed Them."
- Chapter 512: Realizing You’ve Entered the Wrong House"
- Chapter 511: Evening in the City of Sin."
- Chapter 510: While Some Hunt, Others Relax."
- Chapter 509: Life in Forks is getting more interesting."
- Chapter 508: The vampires caused more trouble than expected."
- Chapter 507: Baseball Game in the Forest"
- Chapter 506: Time Becomes a Regular Teen Again."
- Chapter 505: Time to Return to Forks."
- Chapter 504: The Writer’s Freedom and the Meeting with Amara."
- Chapter 503 503: Everyone Leaves the Dark Place."
- Chapter 502 502: The Concert on the Shore of the Dark Lake."
- Chapter 501 501: Scratch — The True Villain Who Isn’t Afraid to Run."
- Chapter 500: Everything Moves Toward the Grand Finale in Bright Falls."
- Chapter 499 499: The Creepy Old Lady from the Retirement Home."
- Chapter 498 498: The Situation Escalated in an Instant."
- Chapter 497: Crazy Plans Are the Way to Solve All Problems."
- Chapter 496 496: Another Fold and a Strange Family."
- Chapter 495: Everyone Wanted a Piece of the Anomaly."
- Chapter 494: Alan Wake and Mr. Scratch. One Man, Two Extremes of Personality."
- Chapter 493 493: Inside the Fold, Inside the Whirlpool of Darkness."
- Chapter 492: What Is the Fold, and How Do You Get There?"
- Chapter 491: What Secrets Does Bright Falls Hide?"
- Chapter 490: Bright Falls, the City Where Darkness Dwells."
- Chapter 489: Darkness Approaches Forks."
- Chapter 488: Samantha's Legacy."
- Chapter 487: Just an Ordinary Friday Among Friends."
- Chapter 486 486: Another Evening with the Cullen Family."
- Chapter 485 485: Another Crossroads Demon Who Just Got Unlucky."
- Chapter 484 484: Another Day at School, and a New Target for the Hunt."
- Chapter 483: The Demon Who Teetered on the Edge of Madness.
- Chapter 482: Time to Return to Forks."
- Chapter 481: A Completely Ordinary Evening at the Manor."
- Chapter 480: Tour of the Guild."
- Chapter 479: The Disguised Demon King Returns to Orario."
- Chapter 478: Panic in Orario. Again."
- Chapter 477: Horror on Helios."
- Chapter 476: Time to Collect Payment for Overtime."
- Chapter 475: The God Who Was Simply Afraid of Being Alone."
- Chapter 474 474: Battle Against the Defective Icon of Sin."
- Chapter 473: The Whole Truth About the Eridian Race."
- Chapter 472: Two Avengers, One Path."
- Chapter 471: The Revelation of the Eridian Race."
- Chapter 470: Time to Open the Vault."
- Chapter 469: Another Morning on Pandora…"
- Chapter 468: Why Angels Cry?
- Chapter 467 467: Angel, You Are Free."
- Chapter 466 466: How to Ruin Someone's Day the Right Way."
- Chapter 465 465: The First Day on Pandora Comes to an End."
- Chapter 464: Opportunity Went Boom."
- Chapter 463: Return to the Sanctuary."
- Chapter 462: Traveling with the Vault Hunters Squad"
- Chapter 461: A Very Unique Hyperion Cargo."
- Chapter 460: The Sanctuary Came Under Attack."
- Chapter 459: First meeting with the Siren Lilith."
- Chapter 458 458: The Madness on Pandora Continues."
- Chapter 457: Pandora Never Changes."
- Chapter 456: The Sanctuary and the First Headache."
- Chapter 455: The Beginning of Another Little Adventure with the Three Daughters."
- Chapter 454 454: The Demon Who Refused to Speak, and the Return of the Little Princesses."
- Chapter 453: Returning Home, and a Way to Find the King."
- Chapter 452: A Happy Ending?"
- Chapter 451: Until Dawn."
- Chapter 450: Monsters Don’t Exist."
- Chapter 449: Did Everyone Survive?"
- Chapter 448: The Consequences of the Tragedy from a Year Ago."
- Chapter 447: Who’s the Hunter, and Who’s the Prey?"
- Chapter 446 446: The Terrifying Secrets of Blackwood Sanatorium."
- Chapter 445: Searching for a Way to Leave Blackwood Mountain."
- Chapter 444 444: A Rescue That Turned into a Complete Failure."
- Chapter 443: The Old Hunter Named Jack."
- Chapter 442 442: The Reason for a Friend’s Betrayal."
- Chapter 441 441: A Group of Students and the Cabin in the Forest. What Could Possibly Happen?"
- Chapter 440: A New Friend and the First Encounter with the Local Monsters."
- Chapter 439 439: Meeting a Group of Teenagers Gathered in a Cabin in the Forest."
- Chapter 438 438: Another Big Chess Game."
- Chapter 437: Awkward Interactions Between an Ordinary Girl and a Vampire Guy."
- Chapter 436: A Weekend with Lucina and Alice"
- Chapter 435: Visiting the Vampire Family’s House."
- Chapter 434: Alice Cullen Pays a Visit."
- Chapter 433: Meeting the Cullens and an Invitation to Visit."
- Chapter 432: The End of the Second Day in the Town of Forks."
- Chapter 431: The First Meeting with the Vampire Family."
- Chapter 430 430: The First Day of High School."
- Chapter 429: The First Day in the Town of Forks."
- Chapter 428 428: A New World Means a New Job."
- Chapter 427: The Demon King Goes to School Again."
- Chapter 426: Global Mission Accomplished, War Averted."
- Chapter 425: The Aldecaldo Camp and Arrival at Arasaka."
- Chapter 424: The Guild’s First Mission."
- Chapter 423: The New Guild and the Events Unfolding in Orario."
- Chapter 422: Vacation’s Over, Time to Get to Work."
- Chapter 421: The Cursed Apartment 302."
- Chapter 420 420: A Boring Meeting That Got Interrupted."
- Chapter 419: The 24th Floor of the Haunted House."
- Chapter 418: The Cursed Apartments and the Story of One of the Residents."
- Chapter 417 417: The Past of the Ghost Girl."
- Chapter 416 416: Final Destination — The Cursed Academy."
- Chapter 415: Next Destination, the Cursed Tunnel."
- Chapter 414: Who You Gonna Call? Ghostbusters!"
- Chapter 413: The First Visit to the Haunted House."
- Chapter 412: Leaving Middle-earth, Hello Horror World."
- Chapter 411: The Beginning of the War, and an Unexpected Event."
- Chapter 410: The Hour of War Has Come, and It’s Time to Stand Shoulder to Shoulder."
- Chapter 409: The Mission to Deceive Everyone Was Successful, and the Eve of the Battle of the Five Armies."
- Chapter 408: How to Properly Deceive the King of the Woodland Elves."
- Chapter 407: Mission Possible, or How to Invite an Orc Over."
- Chapter 406: The Prelude to the Upcoming Battle."
- Chapter 405: Erebor Is Now Free."
- Chapter 404: Smaug — The Unluckiest Dragon in All of Middle-earth."
- Chapter 403: The Demon King Meets a Group of Stubborn Dwarves."
- Chapter 402: The Lonely Mountain That Enchanted With Its View."
- Chapter 401: An Offer That’s Hard to Refuse."
- Chapter 400: A Fate Too Terrible to Imagine."
- Chapter 399: The Unluckiest Man in the Entire Multiverse Took the Stage."
- Chapter 398: The Girl Chef Yearning for Truth."
- Chapter 397: Erina, Who Decided to Peek Behind the Veil of Secrets."
- Chapter 396: The Demon King Meets the Possessor of the God Tongue."
- Chapter 395: A Walk Through the School Festival Full of Events."
- Chapter 394: The Demon King in Search of Divine Flavor."
- Chapter 393: The Start of Vacation and Arrival in Another World in Search of Delicious Food."
- Chapter 392 392: The End of the Party and the Beginning of a Week-Long Vacation."
- Chapter 391: The Demon Who United Everyone."
- Chapter 390: Finally, the Return Home."
- Chapter 389: Visiting Friends in Afterlife."
- Chapter 388: The Long-Awaited Reunion."
- Chapter 387: Bureaucracy Exists in All Worlds and Is Inevitable."
- Chapter 386: Farewell to One World, Hello Orario."
- Chapter 385: A Job Offer That's Hard to Refuse."
- Chapter 384: The Final Tasks Before Returning to Orario."
- Chapter 383: The End of a Long Journey."
- Chapter 382: The Surprises Keep Coming."
- Chapter 381: An Unexpected Surprise Born from Chaos Itself."
- Chapter 380: The End of the Monolith, and Alex’s New Headache"
- Chapter 379 379: The Beginning of the Fall of the False Outer God."
- Chapter 378 378: All Plans Went Awry."
- Chapter 377: Arrival at Tau Volantis"
- Chapter 376: The Struggle for Peace and the Fall of Sin"
- Chapter 375: So the Battle Begins"
- Chapter 374: The Final Day Has Arrived"
- Chapter 373: The Last Day Before the Grand Finale."
- Chapter 372: A Pleasant Gift for the Girls and One Step Closer to the Finale."
- Chapter 371: Doomguy Becomes an Ally, and the Collection Grows with a Big Robot"
- Chapter 370 370: A Conversation That Quickly Turned into a Brawl"
- Chapter 369: Time to Meet a New Ally"
- Chapter 368: Declaration of War on the Dark Lord"
- Chapter 367: The King of Curses or Just an Ordinary Thief."
- Chapter 366: The Hunt That Ended with a Castle Robbery."
- Chapter 365: Who Would Have Known That a Simple Day with His Daughter Would Lead to This."
- Chapter 364: A Day of Rest with My Daughter"
- Chapter 363: Having Learned the Resistance’s Plans, It’s Time to Head Home."
- Chapter 362: The Overprotective Brother Chris"
- Chapter 361: A Hard Day Comes to an End."
- Chapter 360 360: The Cabin in the Woods"
- Chapter 359: The Day the Little Demon Princess Met the Outer God Named Yog"
- Chapter 358: Deadite Who Picked the Wrong Girls to Mess With"
- Chapter 357: The Location of the Racists' Bunker Has Been Discovered"
- Chapter 356: Another Headache and a Meeting with a Group of Survivors."
- Chapter 355: Arrival in the USA"
- Chapter 354: Zombieland Airlines"
- Chapter 353: A busy day has come to an end."
- Chapter 352: The Experiment Succeeded, but the Plan Failed."
- Chapter 351: How to Commit Demon Genocide in a Holy Place"
- Chapter 350: The Girls’ New Gear, and How to Deal with Idlers"
- Chapter 349: Rory Apostle of Destruction"
- Chapter 348: The Day the Conversation About Summoning Magic Went Off the Rails"
- Chapter 347: Another Villain Who Couldn't Survive Long"
- Chapter 346: The Experiment Succeeded and an Interesting Discovery"
- Chapter 345: The Experiment Team Assembled"
- Chapter 344: The Red City That Will Become a Prison for Sinners"
- Chapter 343: The Place Where Fear Was Born"
- Chapter 342: The Shadaloo Group’s Attack and Its End"
- Chapter 341: A Quiet Day That Suddenly Stopped Being Quiet"
- Chapter 340: Gift Giving with Pleasant Consequences"
- Chapter 339: The Work That Was Postponed Thanks to Collective Efforts"
- Chapter 338 338: Wrapping Things Up and Heading Home"
- Chapter 337: The Appearance of the Dog That Quickly Lost Its Teeth."
- Chapter 336: A Trip with the Boys"
- Chapter 335: Team A"
- Chapter 334: Finally Anchorage"
- Chapter 333: New Encounters in Zombieland"
- Chapter 332: The New Enemy Who Couldn't Survive Longer"
- Chapter 331: The Zombieland Organization Is Back in Business"
- Chapter 330 330: Bringing Home Two More Freeloader Guests."
- Chapter 329 329: Sudden Problems That Were Solved Very Quickly"
- Chapter 328 328: Some on the Brink of Madness, Others Rejoicing in Small Victories"
- Chapter 327: A Long Day in the Settlement"
- Chapter 326: The Relentless Ghost Girl and the Conclusion of the Priest Capture Mission"
- Chapter 325: The Priest’s Invitation to Tea and the Death of Another Cockroach"
- Chapter 324: The Second Day in Alaska and Time to Start Executing Plans to Lure Out the Idiots."
- Chapter 323 323: First Day in Alaska"
- Chapter 322: Finally, Alaska"
- Chapter 321 321: A Simple Fishing Trip That Turned Into a Party"
- Chapter 320: A Day in the Training Room"
- Chapter 319: The End of Wesker? And Once Again, On the Road."
- Chapter 318: Battle Against Wesker"
- Chapter 317 317: Battle Without Pause"
- Chapter 316: The Idiot in Yellow and the Half-Villain Quartet"
- Chapter 315 315: The Sudden Fatherhood and the Mysterious Stranger in Yellow"
- Chapter 314: Lady D."
- Chapter 313: Fear Kills"
- Chapter 312: Not the Greatest Masterpiece"
- Chapter 311 311: Unauthorized Entry"
- Chapter 310 310: Arrival on the Island and an Unexpected Encounter"
- Chapter 309: Another Day on the Aircraft Carrier"
- Chapter 308: A Fun Day on the Aircraft Carrier or How to Steal a Princess's Belonging"
- Chapter 307: Family Vacation on the Aircraft Carrier"
- Chapter 306 306: Leaving Vladivostok and On the Road Again"
- Chapter 305: Rescue Mission Completed"
- Chapter 304: The Two-on-Two Battle"
- Chapter 303: Arrival in Vladivostok"
- Chapter 302: A Little Family Comedy"
- Chapter 301 301: Collision in the Corridor with a Pleasant Outcome"
- Chapter 300 300: Alex Rushes to the Rescue"
- Chapter 299 299: When You Find Out Who Your Husband Really Is"
- Chapter 298: The Destruction of the City and the Beginning of the Truth Unfolding"
- Chapter 297: The Battle Has Begun"
- Chapter 296: The Situation at the Border of Korea"
- Chapter 295 295: The Signal Lights Were Lit"
- Chapter 294: Another Princess"
- Chapter 293: Red and White"
- Chapter 292: How to Screw up Yourself for No Reason"
- Chapter 291 291: How to Save the Villain and the Big Gun"
- Chapter 290: Another Idiot Villain is Dead"
- Chapter 289: Heading Back to China Again"
- Chapter 288: Hangover Morning on the Island"
- Chapter 287: Rest on the Island"
- Chapter 286: The Gothic Reaper Rory"
- Chapter 285: Another Visitor from Another World"
- Chapter 284: The History of This World"
- Chapter 283: Pleasant Time with the Girls"
- Chapter 282: The Battle of Two Performers, or How to Exorcise a Demon"
- Chapter 281: Problems in Roanapur"
- Chapter 280: Hotel Moscow"
- Chapter 279: Arrival in Roanapur"
- Chapter 278: Discussion of the Upcoming Addition to the Group"
- Chapter 277: On the Road Again and a New Destination"
- Chapter 276: Encounter with the Traitors"
- Chapter 275: Descent to the Bottom of the Underground Laboratory"
- Chapter 274: How to Meet a Yandere Ghost Girl from Another World"
- Chapter 273: Inside the Secret Facility"
- Chapter 272: The Secret Complex of the Evil Corporation"
- Chapter 271: The Reason for the Delay in Hong Kong"
- Chapter 270: New Encounters and the Foolish Thief"
- Chapter 269: A Request for Help from Hong Kong"
- Chapter 268: New Enemies"
- Chapter 267: Time to Bombard the City"
- Chapter 266: On the Road Again"
- Chapter 265: World Phase 2 and Time to Leave Okinawa"
- Chapter 264: The Work Is Almost Finished"
- Chapter 263: How to Spend the Day with a Freedom-Loving Cat"
- Chapter 262: Training Time and the Cat Girl"
- Chapter 261: The Work Never Stops"
- Chapter 260: The Beginning of the Aircraft Carrier Upgrade"
- Chapter 259: Meeting with the Henchmen of the Evil Corporation"
- Chapter 258: Aftermath of a Wild Night and the Raid on the City"
- Chapter 257: The Military Base in Okinawa"
- Chapter 256: A Request for Help in Okinawa"
- Chapter 255: Almost at Okinawa"
- Chapter 254: Time to Sail to Okinawa"
- Chapter 253: T-103"
- Chapter 252: Another Encounter with Necromorphs"
- Chapter 251: An Unpleasant Discovery in Tanegashima"
- Chapter 250: Arrival in Tanegashima"
- Chapter 249: New People Want to Train"
- Chapter 248: The True Reason for Training"
- Chapter 247: Q&A Session During Training"
- Chapter 246: Interacting with Martial Arts Masters"
- Chapter 245: On the Road Again"
- Chapter 244: The Death of the Location Boss"
- Chapter 243: The Power Rangers Have Arrived"
- Chapter 242: The Rescue of the Ryozenpaku People"
- Chapter 241: Everyday Life on the Ferry"
- Chapter 240: Information about Potential Allies"
- Chapter 239: Not the Most Talkative Prisoner"
- Chapter 238: An Unexpected Encounter and the Brainless Mercenary"
- Chapter 237: A New Stop and a Group of Hostile People
- Chapter 236: Skill Demonstration"
- Chapter 235: Tokyo Purge"
- Chapter 234: The Rescue of the Samurai Girl from the Cultists' Hands"
- Chapter 233: The Strange Empty City and the Cult"
- Chapter 232: The First Stop Before Okinawa"
- Chapter 231: How to Offer Help from a Thousand Kilometers"
- Chapter 230: Adventure Time"
- Chapter 229: A Call Home and a Long-Awaited Reunion"
- Chapter 228: Gathering Information"
- Chapter 227: Becoming a Target"
- Chapter 226: Battle Against El Gigante
- Chapter 225: Project G"
- Chapter 224: The Call for Help"
- Chapter 223: The Last Night Before Departure"
- Chapter 222: The First Alien Zombie"
- Chapter 221: A New Way to Use Zombies"
- Chapter 220: An Unexpected Encounter with the Weapons Merchant"
- Chapter 219: Unexpected Problems"
- Chapter 218: An Unexpected Addition to the Collection"
- Chapter 217: Takagi Estate and the Foolish Father"
- Chapter 216: The New Friend Who Couldn't Endure Friendship"
- Chapter 215: When Once Again Everything Went Wrong"
- Chapter 214: A Caring Mother"
- Chapter 213: The Mission to Save the Survivors"
- Chapter 212: Achievement Unlocked"
- Chapter 211: Make us whole!"
- Chapter 210: The Reality Show of Questions and Answers"
- Chapter 209: How to Properly Invite Someone for a Cup of Tea"
- Chapter 208: Meeting Again in Another World"
- Chapter 207: Purge the Heretics"
- Chapter 206: Unexpected Events Following One After Another"
- Chapter 205: Smoking Leads to Zombie Transformation"
- Chapter 204: Ungrateful Survivors"
- Chapter 203: Everyone is busy with work"
- Chapter 202: Zombieland Information Bureau"
- Chapter 201: Time for Raids"
- Chapter 200: Who's to Blame for All This?"
- Chapter 199: When Night Falls, It's Time to Work"
- Chapter 198: Setting Up at the New Base"
- Chapter 197: Moving to a New Base and Rescuing Survivors"
- Chapter 196: End of the First Day in Zombieland"
- Chapter 195: Time for Zombie Experiments"
- Chapter 194: First Stop in Zombieland"
- Chapter 193: The First Social Experiment in Zombieland"
- Chapter 192: Meeting the First Survivors"
- Chapter 191: Welcome to Zombieland"
- Chapter 190: A Job Enough for Everyone"
- Chapter 189: A Boring Meeting with an Unexpected Ending"
- Chapter 188: An Unexpected Guest from Another Universe"
- Chapter 187: How to Kidnap an Adopted Son"
- Chapter 186: The End of Another Villain"
- Chapter 185: Two Full-Scale Attacks Against One Enemy"
- Chapter 184: A Miserable Death for a Loser"
- Chapter 183: The Main Villain Takes the Stage"
- Chapter 182: The Tenth Battle Begins"
- Chapter 181: Preparing for the Finals"
- Chapter 180: The Unlucky God of Deception"
- Chapter 179: Light vs. Darkness"
- Chapter 178: Dracula vs. Apollo"
- Chapter 177: Arrival of the Ruler of Wallachia"
- Chapter 176: A Little Time to Rest"
- Chapter 175: The First Enemy Has Been Eliminated"
- Chapter 174: Demon Hunter vs. Demon"
- Chapter 173: The Grey Knight Arrives, and Yandere Valkyrie"
- Chapter 172: A Plan to Change the Entire World"
- Chapter 171: Not the Smartest God on Olympus"
- Chapter 170: Clash of the Will of Fire and the Fury of the Underworld"
- Chapter 169: Hashirama vs. Hades"
- Chapter 168: The Prelude to the Battle"
- Chapter 167: A New Fighter from Humanity's Side"
- Chapter 166: Anticipation of Another Battle"
- Chapter 165: End of the Battle"
- Chapter 164: Buddha vs. Zerofuku"
- Chapter 163: Valkyrie's Feelings"
- Chapter 162: Meeting of Two Sweet Tooths"
- Chapter 161: Konoha's Green Beast vs. God of Destruction"
- Chapter 160: New Challenger"
- Chapter 159: Hero vs. Man"
- Chapter 158: Meeting of the Demon King and the Hero"
- Chapter 157: Sea God vs. Demon King"
- Chapter 156: New World and the Demon King's Wrath"
- Chapter 155: Rebecca and Stitch"
- Chapter 154: Beginning of a New Adventure"
- Chapter 153: The Night City Group's First Dungeon Trip"
- Chapter 152: Party and End of the Day"
- Chapter 151: Time to Get to Know Each Other"
- Chapter 150: Returning Home."
- Chapter 149: Back to Orario"
- Chapter 148: The Mighty Nine Are Always Together"
- Chapter 147: Father and Son Meeting"
- Chapter 146: Journey's End or Battle on All Fronts"
- Chapter 145: The Final Villain Appears"
- Chapter 144: Cargo Received and the Soulless Mongrel"
- Chapter 143: All Armed and Dangerous"
- Chapter 142: Timeskip and Briefing before a new job"
- Chapter 141: Before the Finale"
- Chapter 140: Hanako Arasaka's Shock"
- Chapter 139: Taijutsu is the Key to Victory"
- Chapter 138: Back to work, and another visit to Hanako."
- Chapter 137: Fulfilling a Dream and Saying Goodbye"
- Chapter 136: Investigation Results"
- Chapter 135: Completion of the Investigation"
- Chapter 134: Investigation and Useful Information"
- Chapter 133: Time to Put Your Plans into Action"
- Chapter 132: When Just Talking Brings You Closer"
- Chapter 131: Kidnapping the Final Target"
- Chapter 130: The Abduction of Jimmy"
- Chapter 129: The Tea Invitation Plan"
- Chapter 128: A Conversation in the Company of a New Friend"
- Chapter 127: Meeting with Hanako Arasaka"
- Chapter 126: Healing Kiwi or the Plan to Ruin an Evening"
- Chapter 125: The Harsh Truth About Events in the World"
- Chapter 124: Answers That Don't Help"
- Chapter 123: Drinking Party with Friends and an Unexpected Visitor"
- Chapter 122: Gloria's Quiet Day"
- Chapter 121: Kiwi’s Request and a Trick for Maine"
- Chapter 120: Plans for Future Confrontations"
- Chapter 119: When Curiosity Plays a Bad Trick on You"
- Chapter 118: The Beginning of New Problems"
- Chapter 117: Work for the Whole Team"
- Chapter 116: The Team is Back Together"
- Chapter 115: Hey, you're finally awake"
- Chapter 114: How to Create Chaos in Arasaka"
- Chapter 113: Mission Imposibru"
- Chapter 112: A Typical Family Evening"
- Chapter 111: Plans for the Next Mission"
- Chapter 110: The First Episode of Cyberpsychosis and Plans"
- Chapter 109: Time Passes Unnoticed"
- Chapter 108: The Cyberpsychopath Attack"
- Chapter 107: The Assault or Why You Shouldn't Leave GIR Alone"
- Chapter 106:New work with the Team"
- Chapter 105: The Death of Loka and the Rescue of the Children"
- Chapter 104: First Experience as a Maniac"
- Chapter 103: Rest Before the Mission"
- Chapter 102: New Side Job from Padre"
- Chapter 101: Eliminating the First Target and the Arrival of the Elite Squad"
- Chapter 100: The Beginning of Revenge and the Return of the Cult"
- Chapter 99: Moving to the New House"
- Chapter 98: The Truth That Brings Us Closer"
- Chapter 97: Gloria's New Life and New Upsets"
- Chapter 96: Trust of the Group and Unveiling the Truth"
- Chapter 95: Chase and Suspicion"
- Chapter 94: The Start of the Mission and the Race to the Restroom"
- Chapter 93 - 93 Ultramarine G.I.R."
- Chapter 92: Mission Briefing"
- Chapter 91: Gloria Meets the Goddesses and the Strange Robot"
- Chapter 90: Valerie and the New Acquaintance Sebastian"
- Chapter 89: The Brutal Punishment of the Kidnappers and the Sad Rebecca"
- Chapter 88: A Little Date with Rebecca and New Friend Jeff"
- Chapter 87: Princess or Gremlin Rebecca"
- Chapter 86: Gloria's Help in Easing Emotional Wounds"
- Chapter 85: Lunar Princess Lucy"
- Chapter 84: Old Friends and a Bit of Truth for Lucy"
- Chapter 83: The Lizzie's Bar"
- Chapter 82: New Team Member"
- Chapter 81: The Unscrupulous Landlord"
- Chapter 80: Demon King or Street Magician"
- Chapter 79: The Demon King on the Side Job"
- Chapter 78: Main's Group and a New Job"
- Chapter 77: Lucina or Lucy"
- Chapter 76: Heading to the Meeting Place"
- Chapter 75 - 75 Gloria Martinez and the Demon King"
- Chapter 74: A Conversation with Family and the Beginning of a New Friendship"
- Chapter 73: New Encounters"
- Chapter 72: A New World and Another Encounter with the Old Man"
- Chapter 71: Battle Against Nyarlathotep"
- Chapter 70: The Mother-Daughter Reunion and the Arrival of the Main Villain"
- Chapter 69: The Beauty in the Dungeon or How to Save a Friend’s Mother"
- Chapter 68: The End of the Battle with the Dragon and the Death of Ereb"
- Chapter 67: Battle Against the Dragon's Second Phase"
- Chapter 66: The Beginning of the Battle Against the Abomination"
- Chapter 65: Erebus Finally Makes His Move"
- Chapter 64: The End of the Losers' Group or How to Propose to a Goddess"
- Chapter 63: An Evening of Cinema and Dionysus's Interrogation"
- Chapter 62: Family Movie Night"
- Chapter 61: One Step Closer to the Truth and Foolish Nyx"
- Chapter 60: Poor Nyx and Evening Movie Plans"
- Chapter 59: The Idiot Dionysus and Alex's Wrath"
- Chapter 58: The Capture of the Group of Losers"
- Chapter 57: The Battle for Orario and the Capture of Yet Another Villain"
- Chapter 56: Unveiling the Truth and Future Plans"
- Chapter 55: Don’t Underestimate the Loli Goddess"
- Chapter 54: The Battle Against the Dungeon Guardian"
- Chapter 53: A Date in the Dungeon and Preparation for Battle"
- Chapter 52: The Villains' Plan and Preparation for Defense"
- Chapter 51: Rivira, the Paradise for Adventurers"
- Chapter 50: Purging the Corruption and the Battle Between Monsters"
- Chapter 49: The Elf's Kiss and the Strange Corruption"
- Chapter 48: New Allies"
- Chapter 47: Another Move by the Villain Group"
- Chapter 46: Two Gods for the Price of One"
- Chapter 45: Potential Threats or Battles for the Right to be a Mother"
- Chapter 44: Interrogation of Thanatos and Names of the Accomplices"
- Chapter 43: The Obsession of the Goddess of Love and the Abduction of the God"
- Chapter 42: Family Dinner and Ishtar's Plans"
- Chapter 41: New Goliath and New Titles
- Chapter 40: Hestia the Kidnapper or Another Minion"
- Chapter 39: New Threat and Timeskip"
- Chapter 38: Haruhime’s New Fate and the Beginning of Training"
- Chapter 37: A New Family Member and the Demon King’s Attack"
- Chapter 36: The Demon King and the Courtesan"
- Chapter 35: The Crazy Goddesses or Hestia's Kiss"
- Chapter 34: Mistaken for a Child Again and Hestia's Date Invitation
- Chapter 33: Revenge is a Dish Best Served Hot"
- Chapter 32: A Day Without Alex or How the Girls Found Trouble"
- Chapter 31: Plan of Action and Useless Information"
- Chapter 30: The Detective Cat and the Goddess Battle"
- Chapter 29: Heart-to-Heart with Freya or a New Ally"
- Chapter 28: Thanatos's Acting Skills and Freya's Invitation"
- Chapter 27: Drunk Loki and the First Semi-Villain"
- Chapter 26: A New Strange Monster and the Challenges of Being a Child"
- Chapter 25: The Child Again and Third-Rate Villains"
- Chapter 24 - 24 Why You Shouldn't Call Loki"
- Chapter 23: How to Kidnap New Members, or Rather, How to Invite Them"
- Chapter 22: Demon King and Assault on the God"
- Chapter 21 - 21 War Game or Total Destruction"
- Chapter 20 - 20 New Power of Lily or Another Speedrun"
- Chapter 19: Living on the Freebies at Hephaestus's and the Start of Training"
- Chapter 18: Lily 2.0 and Moving to Hephaestus"
- Chapter 17 - 17 Evil Hestia and Possibly a New Family Member"
- Chapter 16: The Little Hobbit and the Request for Help"
- Chapter 15: How I Met "Bilbo" in the Dungeon"
- Chapter 14 - 14 Discussion of the Game, or How to Catch an "Idiot"
- Chapter 13: Denatus and the Declaration of War."
- Chapter 12 - 12 Date with Hestia and Future Problems"
- Chapter 11: Loki Family and the Malevolent Half-Elf Eina"
- Chapter 10: Back into the Dungeon, or How to One-Shot a Raid Boss"
- Chapter 9 - 9 Purchase of the Church and Meeting with Hephaestus"
- Chapter 8 - 8 Raiding the Dungeon Properly or Speedrunning to the 10th Floor"
- Chapter 7 - 7 Future Plans and the First Visit to the Dungeon"
- Chapter 6: Officially an Adventurer and Information About the Dungeon"
- Chapter 5: Hestia, the Goddess of the Hearth, or How to Meet a Loli Goddess"
- Chapter 4 - 4 The Loki Familia and the Rowdy Dog"
- Chapter 3: Hostess of the Horn of Abundance and the Lovely Waitresses
- Chapter 2:Arrival in Orario and Visiting the Guild"(Revised Version)
- Chapter 1: Meeting with the Old Man"(Revised Version)