Chapter 1: [1] Heavenly Reception
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Chapter 1: [1] Heavenly Reception
A celestial being sat in front of a large desk, a golden phone pressed against her ears as her fingers moved, scribbling words into a large ledger.
She was perfection personified.
Long silver hair, amber eyes that resembled miniature suns, and a simple gold hairpin that kept her long silver hair in place.
The lady smiled as she glanced at Theron, then she raised a finger to tell him to wait.
She took a deep breath…
“At least the last reincarnator I sent didn’t have his balls chopped off on the very first day!” She slammed the phone down and turned to face him.
“Oh, you have arrived.” Her eyes strolled down to his trousers.
Theron raised a brow, tempted to shield his nether regions. He was completely naked after all, that was how he had woken up.
“Excuse me?”
The woman giggled and floated off her chair, pristine white angelic wings emerging from her back and fluttering gracefully.
“Don’t mind me… I just heard that the size might have something to do with your luck.”
Once again, Theron was given a pause. “Huh?”
’How did I even get here?’
Theron thought back to just a few minutes ago and frowned. ’Oh yeah, I died.’
He was a structural engineer, a talented one actually, but to become one he had drowned himself in debt upon debt.
So much so that he could still remember the face of the woman at the bank whenever he would arrive.
“You’re broke already? That’s just how school is. Why not take another loan? You will get rich after graduating after all.”
Theron tightened his fist at his side.
Lies! They were all lies.
Life after graduation was not roses and peaches.
After graduation, he worked like a dog, moving from one company to the next. Carrying blocks till his back folded to adapt to the strain.
His only peaceful moments were when he was scrolling through novels, trying to live his ideal life through his characters.
He didn’t even see the support beam falling.
“Ahhhh—!” He breathed out tiredly.
When Theron opened his eyes, the angel was right in front of him, her forehead pressed against his.
He flinched, stumbling back and landing on his naked butt. “W-what are you doing?!”
The angel slowly shook her head. “That was one morbid backstory.”
’She can read minds?’
Theron angrily stood up from the gold-plated floors and breathed out a sigh. “Aren’t we here for something? Please just reincarnate me, I’m tired of being naked.”
He had read about it in countless novels, so he pretty much knew what was happening.
“Alright then… let’s get straight to business.”
Her tone became slightly more professional, although her jovial nature was still evident. “I am Yennefer, your guardian angel and guide to your new life.”
She then went on to explain how the reincarnation process would go.
“First let me check your Karma. If it is high, then you might get a very unique power or buff to help you in the new world.”
She floated over to her desk and picked up a crystal glass orb. “The orb will glow with either one of three colours…”
“Black as in cursed. Red as in blessed and Gold as in holy.”
“Pfft…” Theron crossed his arms over his chest. At the mention of Karma, he knew that he was bound to live a miserable life.
He had lived with the philosophy of minding his own business, because of this, he rarely interacted with anyone.
There was no way his Karma would be anything—
“What in heaven?? How is it this high?”
The orb in Yennefer’s hand was glowing a fierce golden colour, fiery amber light swirling within it.
Theron’s eyes widened as he stared at the orb. ’Wait, is this really happening? Is this the power of minding your business?!’
“Yes, let’s go!!” He screamed in joy, tears forming in his eyes.
Meanwhile, Yennefer glanced from the orb in her hand to his face and then down his naked body.
“There has to be an error somewhere, this can’t possibly be right!”
“You little pervert!”
Yennefer raised her hands in defence. “Hey, I’m an angel in training. It’s like calling your doctor a pervert…”
Theron massaged his forehead and tiredly sighed. “So my Karma, is it really that high? There is no fault in the system or something?”
He was still finding it hard to believe that he had been this lucky.
Yennefer was floating upside down, balancing the orb with her feet. Her eyes were closed as she thought it over.
“Hmmm… this has never happened before. Although this is my second time reincarnating anyone…”
’Great, they sent me a novice angel.’ Theron thought.
Her eyebrows creased together. “Anyways, since your Karma is so high, it’s time for you to spin the wheel of fortune.”
With a snap of her finger, the room shifted.
Pristine white walls and gold-plated grounds gave way to an endless darkness. There was a single sun glowing high up in a star-filled sky, multiple coloured celestial bodies roaming from place to place.
Yennefer was floating next to him, staring right in front of them—at a large golden wheel that towered up to the heavens.
Theron could make out a few words written on the wheel.
~ The Divine Blade of Eons
~ The Sacred Chalice
~ Demonic Dragon Bloodline
~ God Devourer Blade
~ Celestial Devourer System
“They are all divine grade items, only those whose Karma burns gold can touch it.” Yennefer turned to face him.
“All you have to do is touch it and it will spin… good luck.”
Theron swallowed as he stepped up to the wheel. “Please, let me get something good.”
He had no intention of living the same slave life that he had lived back on Earth.
Heaving a breath, he touched the wheel. And then it spun—
Whirl!
Rainbow sparks emerged from the wheel, darting from place to place. The atmosphere was filled with static, and the sound of its rotation blotted out every other thing.
After what seemed like hours, the wheel finally slowed down, and then it stopped.
~ The Primordial Collection
Yennefer fell to her knees, a shiver running through her spine as she read the words over again.
The Primordial Collection…
The treasure reserved for the gods.
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Chapters
- Chapter 235: [235] Two Out Of Seven
- Chapter 234: [234] Speechless
- Chapter 233: [233] Gold Dragon
- Chapter 232: [232] Tomb Raiders (4)
- Chapter 231: [231] Tomb Raiders (3)
- Chapter 230: [230] Tomb Raiders (2)
- Chapter 229: [229] Tomb Raiders (1)
- Chapter 228: [228] Secrets Of The Treasury (2)
- Chapter 227: [227] Secrets of the treasury (1)
- Chapter 226: [226] Artie’s S-Rank Spell
- Chapter 225: [225] Robbers (2)
- Chapter 224: [224] Robers
- Chapter 223: [223] No Questions Asked
- Chapter 222: [222] Half-Ear
- Chapter 221: [221] Greed
- Chapter 220: [220] The King Of Donia
- Chapter 219: [219] Agreement
- Chapter 218: [218] Humble Request
- Chapter 217: [217] Issues
- Chapter 216: [216] Smell of death
- Chapter 215: [215] Freedom
- Chapter 214: [214] Trust
- Chapter 213: [213] The Reason Why
- Chapter 212: [212] Murderer (2)
- Chapter 211: [211] Murderer (1)
- Chapter 210: [210] Date
- Chapter 209: [209] Eliron’s Answer
- Chapter 208: [208] Alex’s Request
- Chapter 207: [207] Eliron’s Request
- Chapter 206: [206] Meeting The Archmage
- Chapter 205: [205] Grand Mage Sirius
- Chapter 204: [204] The Fear Of Death
- Chapter 203: [203] From Above
- Chapter 202: [202] The Grand Mage Has An SSSR Spell
- Chapter 201: [201] Elven Lord’s Rage
- Chapter 200: [200] Threats
- Chapter 199: [199] Bandits
- Chapter 198: [198] Jackal
- Chapter 197: [197] Against The Odds
- Chapter 196: [196] Duel With A Second Class Mage
- Chapter 195: [195] Endurance
- Chapter 194: [194] The Mage Tower
- Chapter 193: [193] The Merchant’s Guild
- Chapter 192: [192] Gambling With Elves
- Chapter 191: [191] Stonewall City
- Chapter 190: [190] Welcome Back
- Chapter 189: [189] The Elven Lord’s Treatment
- Chapter 188: [188] Delivery!
- Chapter 187: [187] Holy Cooking
- Chapter 186: [186] Illusion
- Chapter 185: [185] Reality
- Chapter 184: [184] Transferred Aggression
- Chapter 183: [183] Catacombs
- Chapter 182: [182] He Knows
- Chapter 181: [181] Circle Of Trust
- Chapter 180: [180] Black Box
- Chapter 179: [179] Lie Detector
- Chapter 178: [178] Personal Battles
- Chapter 177: [177] I’m Sorry
- Chapter 176: [176] Bad For Me
- Chapter 175: [175] Back To The Dance
- Chapter 174: [174] Appreciation
- Chapter 173: [173] No Mercy (2)
- Chapter 172: [172] No Mercy
- Chapter 171: [171] Mad Elf
- Chapter 170: [170] Infinite Domain
- Chapter 169: [169] Animation Magic
- Chapter 168: [168] No Love At Home
- Chapter 167: [167] Fool
- Chapter 166: [166] Pain
- Chapter 165: [165] The Baroness
- Chapter 164: [164] Shoking Reveal
- Chapter 163: [163] Air Of Nobility
- Chapter 162: [162] Evil Machinations
- Chapter 161: [161] The Ball (2)
- Chapter 160: [160] The Ball (1)
- Chapter 159: [159] Mind Games
- Chapter 158: [158] She’s Not A Pet
- Chapter 157: [157] Rip off
- Chapter 156: [156] I’m Not Happy For You
- Chapter 155: [155] Training Session
- Chapter 154: [154] Steamy Dance Lessons
- Chapter 153: [153] Strange Marks
- Chapter 152: [152] Dining With A Demon
- Chapter 151: [151] Winter Shogun
- Chapter 150: [150] Song Of Ice And Fire
- Chapter 149: [149] Shinken Shobu (A Duel To The Death)
- Chapter 148: [148] Chatting With A Demon
- Chapter 147: [147] Posessed Sword
- Chapter 146: [146] The Demon’s Arsenal
- Chapter 145: [145] Negotiations
- Chapter 144: [144] Distant Past
- Chapter 143: [143] Spirit Corridor
- Chapter 142: [142] The Demon Can Be Cute Too
- Chapter 141: [141] Artie’s Mission Report
- Chapter 140: [140] Sharing Information
- Chapter 139: [139] Payback
- Chapter 138: [138] Death Of A Star
- Chapter 137: [137] Two On One? Let’s Even The Odds
- Chapter 136: [136] A Thousand Strikes
- Chapter 135: [135] Mysterious Buyer
- Chapter 134: [134] I Want Your Life
- Chapter 133: [133] Deal With The Devil
- Chapter 132: [132] Demonic Blinking Merchant
- Chapter 131: [131] Dress Shopping
- Chapter 130: [130] King’s Gambit
- Chapter 129: [129] Texas Hold’em
- Chapter 128: [128] Assigning Tasks
- Chapter 127: [127] Honour Duel
- Chapter 126: [126] Mercenary Boss
- Chapter 125: [125] We Are Broke?? WTF?
- Chapter 124: [124] Spend Everything
- Chapter 123: [123] Parasites
- Chapter 122: [122] City Gates
- Chapter 121: [121] Shadow Over Kingsbridge
- Chapter 120: [120] Unrepentant Tease
- Chapter 119: [119] Departure
- Chapter 118: [118] Final Meeting
- Chapter 117: [117] Estelle’s growth
- Chapter 116: [116] Poking A Bear
- Chapter 115: [115] Progress
- Chapter 114: [114] Aftermath
- Chapter 113: [113] Enlightenment
- Chapter 112: [112] Death March
- Chapter 111: [111] Training Regimen
- Chapter 110: [110] The Difference In Strength
- Chapter 109: [109] Darkness Magic
- Chapter 108: [108] Like Mother, Like Daughter
- Chapter 107: [107] Estelle
- Chapter 106: [106] Golden Goose
- Chapter 105: [105] Cadets
- Chapter 104: [104] Farmlands (2)
- Chapter 103: [103] Farmlands (1)
- Chapter 102: [102] Are You Ready?
- Chapter 101: [101] Banquet
- Chapter 100: [100] Organizing The System
- Chapter 99: [99] The Elven Evolution
- Chapter 98: [98] What Next?
- Chapter 97: [97] Broken Chains
- Chapter 96: [96] Saving Sabrina
- Chapter 95: [95] Sabrina’s True Strength
- Chapter 94: [94] Playing With Dragons (2)
- Chapter 93: [93] Playing With Dragons
- Chapter 92: [92] Wyvern
- Chapter 91: [91] Phoenix Vs Serpent
- Chapter 90: [90] Assasin With Pretty Eyes
- Chapter 89: [89] Crimson Snow
- Chapter 88: [88] Comfrontation
- Chapter 87: [87] Demon (2)
- Chapter 86: [86] Demon
- Chapter 85: [85] Mind Games
- Chapter 84: [84] Confluence (2)
- Chapter 83: [83] Confluence (1)
- Chapter 82: [82] Trap (2)
- Chapter 81: [81] Trap
- Chapter 80: [80] Coercion
- Chapter 79: [79] Traitor
- Chapter 78: [78] Artificial Rain
- Chapter 77: [77] Success
- Chapter 76: [76] First Class
- Chapter 75: [75] Scammer
- Chapter 74: [74] Eccentric rune master (1)
- Chapter 73: [73] Construction
- Chapter 72: [72] Building mana
- Chapter 71: [71] Marriage proposal
- Chapter 70: [70] Drakili’s offer
- Chapter 69: [69] Drugged Yen = Free Labour
- Chapter 68: [68] Don’t eat that
- Chapter 67: [67] Showing up Drakili
- Chapter 66: [66] Triumphant return
- Chapter 65: [65] Double surprise
- Chapter 64: [64] Shard assimilation
- Chapter 63: [63] Selfless decision
- Chapter 62: [62] The chef and his assistant
- Chapter 61: [61] Let this man cook!
- Chapter 60: [60] Another surprise
- Chapter 59: [59] Swallowed star
- Chapter 58: [58] 100% returns on investment!
- Chapter 57: [57] Toppling a giant
- Chapter 56: [56] What the actual f*ck Eliron?
- Chapter 55: [55] Artie’s decision
- Chapter 54: [54] System Rewards
- Chapter 53: [53] Primoridal blaze
- Chapter 52: [52] The King’s rage
- Chapter 51: [51] The King’s aura
- Chapter 50: [50] You’re a fool
- Chapter 49: [49] Near Death
- Chapter 48: [48] Crimson Rain (2)
- Chapter 47: [47] Crimson Rain (1)
- Chapter 46: [46] Early morning espionage
- Chapter 45: [45] Rock in the wind
- Chapter 44: [44] Black Rain
- Chapter 43: [43] The Ravine
- Chapter 42: [42] Dilemma
- Chapter 41: [41] Elven History
- Chapter 40: [40] Goblin Slaver
- Chapter 39: [39] The Trap
- Chapter 38: [38] Scout
- Chapter 37: [37] Attack on the camp
- Chapter 36: [36] Monster
- Chapter 35: [35] Constance
- Chapter 34: [34] Cause of death
- Chapter 33: [33] Tracking the fiends
- Chapter 32: [32] Setting out
- Chapter 31: [31] Last day troubles
- Chapter 30: [30] Crossbow
- Chapter 29: [29] Manipulation (Power stone Bonus)
- Chapter 28: [28] Lord vs Cheif
- Chapter 27: [27] Fighting dirty
- Chapter 26: [26] Next
- Chapter 25: [25] Terra’s secret
- Chapter 24: [24] Personal maids
- Chapter 23: [23] Shadows in the heart
- Chapter 22: [22] The lord comes bringing meat!
- Chapter 21: [21] Night Visit
- Chapter 20: [20] Monster
- Chapter 19: [19] Master Craftsman
- Chapter 18: [18] Modern Cart
- Chapter 17: [17] Technology problems
- Chapter 16: [16] Resuming work
- Chapter 15: [15] Elder
- Chapter 14: [14] Liar!
- Chapter 13: [13] Construction muscles
- Chapter 12: [11] Body tampering potion
- Chapter 11: [11] Negotiations
- Chapter 10: [10] Building a team
- Chapter 9: [9] Arrows by night
- Chapter 8: [8] Artie (1)
- Chapter 7: [7] Assigning Points
- Chapter 6: [6] Miracle
- Chapter 5: [5] Speech?
- Chapter 4: [4] Giant Slayer
- Chapter 3: [3] SSS Ranked Swordmanship talent
- Chapter 2: [2] Primordial Collection
- Chapter 1: [1] Heavenly Reception