While the bullets flew through the air the first psycho arrived in front of me screaming with his Buzzaxe held high. I threw out a sharp uppercut under his chin lifting him off the ground before spartan kicking him in the chest towards a group of marauders who were shooting at me. Like knocking over pins at a bowling alley the now very dead psycho smashed into the marauders sending them to the ground or stumbling. I dashed forward and executed the marauders as I went as I got behind the pile of metal they were using for cover.-
“TING TING TING TING!”
Bullets rained down on the thick metal piles as soon as I did but I ignored that to wait for my shield to regenerate. That brief period out in the open had gotten it hit by several bullets and pearlescent or not the shield didn’t have infinite defensive ability. My HUD told me that brief bullet sponging fuck fest had dropped the thing by half which while great meant I wasn’t going to be fighting any armies by my lonesome anytime soon, at least not in head to head combat. –
My friends were not idle either as they burst onto the scene like the fucking Kool-Aid man and started wrecking shit. Lil phased in and out of reality as she gunned down bandits with her SMG, Roland deployed his turret and took cover behind it’s shield while in a crouch with his assault rifle resting against his shoulder as he fired three rounds per trigger pull. Mordy was nowhere to be seen but spikes of energy found themselves in the bandits skulls while Bloodwing straight up ripped out eyes. Brick was the easiest to find though as he roared loudly while running through the bandits throwing hands like the mad chad he is.-
I joined in on this fun with precise shots to the fucking dome seven bullets at a time. Even as more bandits came out of the woodwork from who knows fucking where we were dropping these bandits like they were shit on taco night. About five minutes later there were no more bandits upright and I held out my hands dramatically as I drew in the lifeforce around me. The red energy flowed through the air before sinking into me as the bandit corpses turned to dust leaving only their equipment behind.-
“Got a faker over here!” I called out as I saw one Bandit “corpse” that hadn’t been dusted on the ground.
The “corpse” tried to bolt but I casually blew the dudes head off with my gun before reducing him to dust before he even hit the ground again.
“Get anything good from them?” Lil asked curiously as I indulged in the satisfying sensation of bringing in a good 32,571 lifeforce.
“Just lifeforce this go around, standard bandit traits otherwise. I prefer quality over quantity though so no common trash for me.” I said with a shrug.
“The scrapyard should be just through that tunnel there if the map is right.” Roland said pointing as a rusted metal pipe covered in trash off to the left side of the area.
We Digi destructed our vehicles back into the Catch-A-Ride outside the area before heading through the tunnel to the scrapyard. If we didn’t it was almost guaranteed that some asshole would steal our rides while we dealt with whatever nonsense Earl had us do to get that key piece. The tunnel was short and lead to a much more open garbage canyon, not even fucking joking. The rock walls that serve as the foundation of this area rose up ten or more feet and had scrap and trash of all sorts pushed against it and on it.-
There was a metal scrap structure here at the entrance that had a med and ammo vendor set of machines but I rolled my eyes at it as I was beyond wasting the braincells trying to figure out how the fuck they did it. I had been on Pandora for just under two weeks and I was pretty much numb to the weirdness of the place save the few exciting bits left. Anyways there was stagnant dirty green water on the sand and stone path forward and even a few storage units left to rot haphazardly.-
The fact there was plants growing from the ground at all had to be a fucking miracle as this whole place looked like it’d give you a disease just to be in.
“This place just screams “Choice real estate” doesn’t it?” I said sarcastically.
“Dude’s called Crazy Earl, I don’t think he got that name by making wise life choices.” Lil said with a chuckle.
“Fair enough I suppose but I swear to god if he sends us on different errands and doesn’t even have the key piece I’m going to set his house on fire with him in it.” I said dead seriously.
“Tannis seems to think he has it and she seems pretty smart to me.” Mordy said and I scoffed.
“Sure she’s brilliant but in case you haven’t noticed she’s also a fucking hermit who lives in the middle of nowhere and likely never leaves that place. You’ll excuse me if I think it possible she’s out of date on information.” I said and none of them could argue with that since I had a point.
I got a glimpse of something ahead and grinned as I tossed out my house and got Ladon out of it. With a little more effort I sent the big lizard forward with a grin.
“Must not be bandits if you want Ladon to deal with it.” Mordy said curiously.
“Nah, Skags. Besides he’s been cooped up most of the time and has been going stir crazy, a bit of hunting will do him some good.” I said with a grin.
“Makes sense.” Brick said with a nod.
Sure enough about ten minutes later Ladon comes back with blood and flesh bits stuck to his scales and some burnt on his muzzle, no doubt from torching some of the Skags. He trotted along with us as we walked forward and around the corner where we saw his handy work. At least seven Skags that had been dismembered and three burnt to a crisp lay on the ground still smoking hot. I simply took the small amount of lifeforce before directly giving it back to Ladon since he was the one who hunted them anyways. His scales flexed on his body with the infusion but my tampering during his egg stage were clear as otherwise he didn’t change at all.-
“Isn’t that supposed do something to him? Make him bigger, stronger, that sort of thing?” Roland asked confused at the lack of reaction Ladon had to the lifeforce infusion.
“Well normally I’d say that’s true but with Ladon my current theory is that since I had been injecting him with lifeforce in copious amounts along with traits while he was still an egg his body is adapted to my powers effects on him near perfectly, hence the lack of reaction to the infusion.” I said and they all looked surprised but not disbelieving at all since it made sense.
Moving on we found more storage units sealed and left to rot as well as one filled with trash that was hollowed out and had a red gas canister next to it. I shot the thing causing it to explode which also cleared out the trash blocking the way.
“I thought she was fucking joking when she said she had to blow a hole in the trash to meet this guy, on second thought it IS a good warning system. Lets him know someone’s coming.” I said with a begrudging smidgen of respect.
We walked through the newly cleared storage unit tunnel and saw our destination, a small fucking shack. I’m not joking here this bitch was holed up in a shack that was made of thick welded plates of metal barely big enough to perhaps have a bed and a toilet in. Calling it a shed wouldn’t be too off with how small the place was. As if that was not bad enough the door on the front had five fucking locks on it and industrial hinges. The only way you were getting in this bitch was if you blew the whole place to bits or were let in.-
“Whatchu want!?” a grumpy old mans voice demanded from the sliding peephole on the door.
“Tannis sent us to get the alien thing she traded you previously.” Roland said calmly.
“Oh, so now that Tannis bitch wants that alien hunk o’junk, eh? And you’re her little helpers? Bah! And they call ME crazy! What have you done for me besides blow a hole in my back fence? Tell me that!” the grumpy old codger said both mockingly and angrily.
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Alexander Drake
Lifeforce:237,474
Integrated Traits: [Gun expertise-Uncommon grade]X4, [Clever mind-Rare grade],[Enhanced senses-Epic grade]X2, [Demi-supreme body-Legendary grade], [Supreme armored hide-Epic grade]X2, [Energy projection-Legendary grade], [Superior vitality-Epic grade]X2,[Flame breath-Uncommon grade],[Regeneration-Epic grade]X2, [Disease resistance-Epic grade],[Amphibious lungs-Uncommon grade], [Thermal sensing-Uncommon grade], [Water resistance-Common grade],[Active camouflage-Epic grade], [Eridian engineering expertise-Mythical grade], [Efficient lungs-Rare grade]x2, [Fire resistance-Epic grade]X3, [Elemental body(fire)-Legendary grade], [Shock resistance-Epic grade]X4, [Energetic sustenance(shock)-Epic grade]X2, [Radiation resistance-Epic grade]X3, [Energetic sustenance(radiation)-Epic grade]X2, [Biometallic bones-Epic grade],[Elemental body(shock)-Rare grade]X3,[Quick thinking-Rare grade], [Minor spatial awareness-Epic grade], [Buzzaxe expertise-Uncommon grade], [Siren(Phaselock)(Altered)-Mythical grade], [Pugilist expertise-Uncommon grade], [Adrenal rush-Rare grade], [Mechanical engineering expertise-Rare grade], [Gunsmithing expertise(degrading)-Common grade]X3, [Elemental body(Corrosive)-Rare grade], [Corrosion resistance-Rare grade], [Mechanical Savant-Epic grade],
Stored traits: [Flame projection gland]
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Chapters
- Chapter 197 197: The end
- Chapter 196 196: The calm
- The end
- The calm
- Chapter 195 195: Five out of seven
- Five out of seven
- Chapter 194 194: A quiet end
- A quiet end
- Chapter 193 193: Madness unleashed
- Madness unleashed
- Chapter 192 192: Rehab
- Rehab
- Chapter 191 191: Angelic rescue(3)
- Angelic rescue(3)
- Chapter 190 190: Angelic rescue(2)
- Chapter 189 189: Angelic rescue
- Angelic rescue(2)
- Angelic rescue
- Chapter 188 188: Company politics
- Company politics
- Chapter 187 187: Negotiations
- Negotiations
- Chapter 186 186: Eridian vault
- Eridian vault
- Chapter 185 185: Readying to open the vault
- Chapter 184 184: Tying up loose ends
- Readying to open the vault
- Tying up loose ends
- Chapter 183 183: Tyrants woe
- Tyrants woe
- Slingshot attack(2)
- Chapter 182 182: Slingshot attack(2)
- Chapter 181 181: Slingshot attack
- Slingshot attack
- Chapter 180 180: Strategizing
- Strategizing
- Chapter 179 179: Casual visit
- Casual visit
- Chapter 178 178: Bitch slap
- Bit*h slap
- Chapter 177 177: Descent
- Descent
- Chapter 176 176: Bandit problem
- Chapter 175 175: Tyrants war
- Bandit problem
- Tyrants war
- Chapter 174 174: Tyrants start
- Tyrants start
- Chapter 173 173: Corporate life(2)
- Corporate life(2)
- Chapter 172 172: Corporate life
- Corporate life
- Chapter 171 171: Fifty to one? I like those odds
- Fifty to one? I like those odds
- Chapter 170 170: Reshuffling
- Reshuffling
- Chapter 169 169: Hostile takeover
- Hostile takeover
- Chapter 168 168: A hell of a show
- A hell of a show
- Chapter 167 167: Attack
- Attack
- Chapter 166 166: Drama
- Drama
- Chapter 165 165: Vacation
- Vacation
- Chapter 164 164: Elpis
- Elpis
- Chapter 163 163: Zoo collection
- Zoo collection
- Chapter 162 162: Atlas
- Atlas
- Chapter 161 161: The hidden material store
- The hidden material store
- Chapter 160 160: Archeology(2)
- Archeology(2)
- Chapter 159 159: Archeology
- Archeology
- Chapter 158 158: Unfair competition
- Unfair competition
- Chapter 157 157: I spy with my eye
- I spy with my eye
- Chapter 156 156: Soldier A.I
- Chapter 155 155: EECM
- Soldier A.I
- EECM
- Chapter 154 154: Bear
- Bear
- Chapter 153 153: Battery dead, needs charging
- Battery dead, needs charging
- Chapter 152 152: Baal vault 2 found
- Baal vault 2 found
- Meanwhile
- Chapter 151 151: Meanwhile
- Holiday break
- Lazy days
- F*ck it, why not?
- Godly
- Lootapalooza
- End of an era
- Planning
- Meeting
- Weight and meeting
- Grocery list
- Rescue mission(3)
- Rescue mission(2)
- Rescue mission
- Moxxi
- Splitting up
- Weapon traits
- Atlas responds
- Passing time
- Little league
- Relaxation(2)
- Relaxation.
- Bouncy
- A day in the life
- Powers and slaughter
- Fairy drake
- Touring
- Catching up
- Victorious return
- Lull
- Shift
- Swollen
- The Destroyer
- Battle to the vault(2)
- Battle to the vault
- To the vault(2)
- To the vault
- The Slog
- Smells like war(and money)
- Anybody home?
- Backdooring this bitch
- Bad choices
- Get some
- Are you sure about that?
- Coasting along
- With salt
- On a Kobb
- Manipulation strat
- First follower
- R&D(2)
- R&D
- Alex wick
- Military downsizing(2)
- Military downsizing
- Form and massacre
- Speedin up
- Heading out
- Get good
- Designing
- Trap(2)
- Trap
- Bombs away
- A dash of warcrimes(for flavor)
- Plans
- Recap
- Special delivery
- Takin care of business
- Turtle Earl
- Big brain energy
- Insane(ly) smart
- Boot, Ant
- Mothrakk
- Vengeance
- Let the hunt begin!
- Project: Cleanup
- Boom, headshot
- The Nailer
- Control
- Here we go again
- Buffs
- Confrontational
- Mercantile
- New Haven
- Mad melted
- Housekeeping
- Questin
- Skagzilla
- Contacted
- Not so lucky
- Downtime(2)
- Downtime
- Sledge, Smashed
- Mine, All mine(2)
- Mine, All mine
- Ladon
- Who the f*ck said roids were bad for you?
- Boozy problems
- Worthy prey
- The run around
- Mechanical buddies
- Out cold
- Grunt work
- Tour time
- Anomaly
- Shady shit
- Fyrestone
- Hello travelers!
- This is my bubble
- Miscalculation
- Upgrades people!
- Experiments
- What a list
- Octodie!
- Pearlescent and beatdown
- Binge(2)
- Binge
- Broken hopes
- Robotic butler
- Big bug(2)
- Big bug
- Price match
- Temporary goodbye
- Studying
- Siren song(2)
- Siren song
- Hello there
- Tissue paper castle
- Cockroach
- Alexstein’s monster(2)
- Alexstein’s monster
- World domination!
- Fluffy
- Biggins
- I ship it
- Hunting
- Ugh, school
- Yay trust!
- Showboating
- Swamp ass
- Technophiles paradise
- First contact
- Threads and experiments
- Drastic changes
- I have the powwaaa!
- No place like home
- Strategy bitch
- Robots for a thousand
- Mulligan
- Oh hey god