“Please follow me!” the bot said and began to wheel away with purpose.
“Might as well.” I said curious about what the thing was trying to do.
We followed the bot to a sealed door with a password lock next to it that the bot punched in a password for.
“AAAANNNDDDD OOPEN!” it said dramatically as the door unsealed and popped open on it’s own after being unlocked.
Inside the doorway was a storage room that had clearly been forgotten for quite some time as dust layered over everything. In the center of the room was a red chest that Brick wasted no fucking time flipping the latch to even at the cost of everyone other than me coughing from the inhaled dust. The entirety of the contents were a Epic quality SMG, an echo cartridge, a good chunk of cash and some ammo.-
“Hot damn that’s a storage deck upgrade!” I said amazed at what the chest held.
“More inventory space? Hell yeah!” Brick said with a grin as he snatched up the cartridge and stuffed it into his echo that beeped a few times before going silent.
The cartridge got passed around until everyone’s echoes minus my own maxed out one had just a bity more inventory space.
“You want to come with us or gonna stay here?” I asked the Claptrap after Lil took the SMG.
“My programming designates maintenance of this area as my primary directive! I cannot leave even if I really really want to!” the bot said in a chipper manner.
“So to be clear if I were to take you you’d not resist?” I asked with a grin.
“Hypothetically I would not be able to stop you if you chose to abduct me and hypothetically I might be happy if you did.” the bot said all but asking me to save it from this place with it’s air quotes on the word hypothetically.
“Say less little dude.” I said with a grin as i opened my house up and tossed the bot in.
“Why do you even want that annoying thing anyway?” Lil asked once I put my house up.
“Potential. Obviously the fucking thing is useless as is but with a few modifications and some reprogramming that could be changed. In fact I am willing to put money down that if done right the thing could give even you guys a run for your money.” I said confidently.
“I don’t know, things seem kinda weak to me” Brick said doubtfully.
“I did say modifications and reprogramming didn’t I? Besides it’s not like anyone else wants the damn things so who’s it gonna bother, Hyperion?” I asked with a sarcastic tone.
(3rd person POV, Hyperion office)
“Did he seriously say that Angel?” the man behind the “Angel” asked seriously.
“He did, I already know what you are going to ask and scanned the design blueprints for that model of robot already and discovered a few things that point at what he said as being true if difficult and costly to implement.” The angel replied.
“What sort of things and how costly exactly?” the man asked intrigued.
“Reinforcements of specific areas, material upgrades and a full A.I reprogram to exclude the first and second laws of robotics to name three. As for cost the price to manufacture each unit triples from it’s current amount.” the angel said sounding surprised.
“Hmmm, send in an order for the modified body of the unit. I’ll reprogram the A.I myself with imitating these vault hunters in mind.” the man said seriously.
‘A trial run then?’ The angel asked and he nodded.
“We’ll see how it goes.” he said skeptically.
(Normal POV)
We moved on through the groaning safehouse after that until we came across a medium sized room with what appeared to be four Skag dens at the corners and a thick metal door blocking the way. A low warning sound came out from the door and four midgets in psycho masks came out of the Skag dens. Two with Buzzaxes and two with shotguns. They all died immediately as we shot them in the face. Another warning sound came from the door as it was pulled into the ceiling and two psychos walked out of the now open doorway.-
Fascinatingly one of them had a skull on covering their face that was on fire as they charged at us with a flaming Buzzaxe. I casually grabbed that one by the throat and snapped his neck while checking his traits. To my surprise I found [Fire resistance-Uncommon grade] listed alongside the normal traits I have found on these bandits.
“Hey this guy has a low grade version of [fire resistance], anyone want it?” I asked since even if I didn’t want it they might.
“Gimme that trait! That Skag was annoying to beat up!” Brick said seriously.
I looked at the others who just shrugged since they didn’t want to get in Bricks way and so I drained the 4,127 lifeforce from all the corpses while spending the 2,000 units it took to make a copy of the trait. I held out my hand and Brick gripped it without hesitation and I passed the trait to him. His skin visibly shifted on his body as the top layer shed off to reveal slightly red tinged skin underneath it.
“That itches!” Brick complained as he scratched off the shed skin.
“That was rather mild compared to what I expected.” Roland commented offhandedly.
“It was a low level resistance trait so if I had to guess it just made his skin a tad bit less flammable but his body would still cook if put to the flame. The change wasn’t dramatic enough to cause all his skin to need to be replaced like a higher grade trait would.” I explained with a shrug.
After that we moved on to a set of stairs with neon arrows pointing down.
“Gross!” Lil said when we reached the bottom of the stairs and saw the sheer amount of blood on the walls and floor like many had been killed there and no one had bothered cleaning it up. It was so bad that there were flies and a horrible rotten stench that made my eyes water in the area. I cursed my enhanced senses at this moment as this REALLY fucking sucked. It became clear however that this was towards the back of the safehouse as the area opened up into a sort of maze with the exposed pipes and power generators being visible. Some midgets and marauders came at us but we dispatched them easily.-
We found an area with a dismantled runner and a fenced oddly wide open cavern that our echoes said had the key we needed right in the center.
“Fifty bucks says theres something big guarding that key.” Mordy said seeing this and none of us were willing to take that bet.
The moment we stepped into the cavern an inhumanly massive thing stepped out of the dark doorway at the end that LOOKED like it might have been fucking human once but was beyond that now. Standing a good nine feet tall and having arms and legs as big around as Brick of pure muscle the behemoth started snarling and running at us as fast as it could with a Buzzaxe the size of Lil.-
“BANGx3” I unloaded three rounds at the huge bulbous metal covered head as we scattered without hesitation. The others began to fire at the big bitch as well but it just seemed to make it more and more mad while my own bullets only ricocheted off the thick metal helmet on the things head. Still that was clearly more than enough for the thing to decide I died first.-
As if that wasn’t enough like ten fucking psycho midgets came out of the holes in the caverns walls and were REALLY fucking annoying. I inhaled deeply while activating both my fire and shock [Elemental body] traits which worked to make the charging thing pause in fright or surprise(fuck if I know which) and gave me the time to belch out flames at it. This worked a little TOO well as the thing screamed and swatted at the flames causing it pain but seemed too dumb to realize I was the source of the stuff and burnt to death as it inhaled fire.-
{Human(Mutant)
Lifeforce: 3,911
Traits: [Omega body-Rare grade]- 7,000 units, [Gigantism-Uncommon grade]- 2,000 units, [Atrophied brain-Trash grade]- 150 units, [Mutant strength-Legendary grade]-350,000 units [Steroid dependency-Trash grade]- 150 units}
“Holy Fuck!” I exclaimed in shock as I looked the corpses traits over.
“Something good or bad?” Mordy asked as everyone grouped up.
“A bit of both if I’m being honest but this fucking thing has a legendary grade trait and I really really REALLY fucking want it! But I’m a broke bitch and ain’t got the lifeforce to buy it!” I whined upset.
We hit the button to bring up the “key” (it was a fucking finger on a ring) and the moment the jingle sounded out we got a new message.
“You should be able to get into the mine now. There is nothing between you and Sledge, and we’ll be one step closer to the Vault. I believe in you!” The “angel” said in our heads.
“I told you so!” I said as I took out my echo to point at it.
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Alexander Drake
Lifeforce: 210,191
Integrated Traits: [Gun expertise-Uncommon grade], [Clever mind-Rare grade],[Enhanced senses-Epic grade]X2, [Omega body-Rare grade]x4, [Supreme armored hide-Epic grade]X2, [Bone regeneration-Uncommon grade], [Corrosion resistance-Uncommon grade], [Energy projection-Epic grade]x4, [Superior vitality-Epic grade],[Flame breath-Uncommon grade],[Regeneration-Epic grade], [Disease resistance-Epic grade],[Amphibious lungs-Uncommon grade], [Thermal sensing-Uncommon grade], [Water resistance-Common grade],[Active camouflage-Epic grade], [Eridian engineering expertise-Mythical grade], [Efficient lungs-Rare grade]x2, [Fire resistance-Epic grade], [Elemental body(fire)-Legendary grade], [Shock resistance-Epic grade]X3, [Energetic sustenance(shock)-Epic grade]X2, [Radiation resistance-Epic grade]X3, [Energetic sustenance(radiation)-Epic grade]X2, [True omnivore-Rare grade], [Biometallic bones-Epic grade],[Elemental body(shock)-Rare grade]X2,[Quick thinking-Rare grade], [Hyperflexibility-Rare grade], [Strong circulation-Epic grade], [Minor spatial awareness-Epic grade], [Buzzaxe expertise-Uncommon grade], [Siren(Phaselock)(Altered)-Mythical grade]
Stored traits:[Pugilist expertise-Uncommon grade], [Adrenal rush-Rare grade], [Elemental body(fire)-Rare grade], [Fire resistance-Epic grade], [Elemental body(shock)-Rare grade], [Shock resistance-Epic grade]
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Chapters
- Chapter 197 197: The end
- Chapter 196 196: The calm
- The end
- The calm
- Chapter 195 195: Five out of seven
- Five out of seven
- Chapter 194 194: A quiet end
- A quiet end
- Chapter 193 193: Madness unleashed
- Madness unleashed
- Chapter 192 192: Rehab
- Rehab
- Chapter 191 191: Angelic rescue(3)
- Angelic rescue(3)
- Chapter 190 190: Angelic rescue(2)
- Chapter 189 189: Angelic rescue
- Angelic rescue(2)
- Angelic rescue
- Chapter 188 188: Company politics
- Company politics
- Chapter 187 187: Negotiations
- Negotiations
- Chapter 186 186: Eridian vault
- Eridian vault
- Chapter 185 185: Readying to open the vault
- Chapter 184 184: Tying up loose ends
- Readying to open the vault
- Tying up loose ends
- Chapter 183 183: Tyrants woe
- Tyrants woe
- Slingshot attack(2)
- Chapter 182 182: Slingshot attack(2)
- Chapter 181 181: Slingshot attack
- Slingshot attack
- Chapter 180 180: Strategizing
- Strategizing
- Chapter 179 179: Casual visit
- Casual visit
- Chapter 178 178: Bitch slap
- Bit*h slap
- Chapter 177 177: Descent
- Descent
- Chapter 176 176: Bandit problem
- Chapter 175 175: Tyrants war
- Bandit problem
- Tyrants war
- Chapter 174 174: Tyrants start
- Tyrants start
- Chapter 173 173: Corporate life(2)
- Corporate life(2)
- Chapter 172 172: Corporate life
- Corporate life
- Chapter 171 171: Fifty to one? I like those odds
- Fifty to one? I like those odds
- Chapter 170 170: Reshuffling
- Reshuffling
- Chapter 169 169: Hostile takeover
- Hostile takeover
- Chapter 168 168: A hell of a show
- A hell of a show
- Chapter 167 167: Attack
- Attack
- Chapter 166 166: Drama
- Drama
- Chapter 165 165: Vacation
- Vacation
- Chapter 164 164: Elpis
- Elpis
- Chapter 163 163: Zoo collection
- Zoo collection
- Chapter 162 162: Atlas
- Atlas
- Chapter 161 161: The hidden material store
- The hidden material store
- Chapter 160 160: Archeology(2)
- Archeology(2)
- Chapter 159 159: Archeology
- Archeology
- Chapter 158 158: Unfair competition
- Unfair competition
- Chapter 157 157: I spy with my eye
- I spy with my eye
- Chapter 156 156: Soldier A.I
- Chapter 155 155: EECM
- Soldier A.I
- EECM
- Chapter 154 154: Bear
- Bear
- Chapter 153 153: Battery dead, needs charging
- Battery dead, needs charging
- Chapter 152 152: Baal vault 2 found
- Baal vault 2 found
- Meanwhile
- Chapter 151 151: Meanwhile
- Holiday break
- Lazy days
- F*ck it, why not?
- Godly
- Lootapalooza
- End of an era
- Planning
- Meeting
- Weight and meeting
- Grocery list
- Rescue mission(3)
- Rescue mission(2)
- Rescue mission
- Moxxi
- Splitting up
- Weapon traits
- Atlas responds
- Passing time
- Little league
- Relaxation(2)
- Relaxation.
- Bouncy
- A day in the life
- Powers and slaughter
- Fairy drake
- Touring
- Catching up
- Victorious return
- Lull
- Shift
- Swollen
- The Destroyer
- Battle to the vault(2)
- Battle to the vault
- To the vault(2)
- To the vault
- The Slog
- Smells like war(and money)
- Anybody home?
- Backdooring this bitch
- Bad choices
- Get some
- Are you sure about that?
- Coasting along
- With salt
- On a Kobb
- Manipulation strat
- First follower
- R&D(2)
- R&D
- Alex wick
- Military downsizing(2)
- Military downsizing
- Form and massacre
- Speedin up
- Heading out
- Get good
- Designing
- Trap(2)
- Trap
- Bombs away
- A dash of warcrimes(for flavor)
- Plans
- Recap
- Special delivery
- Takin care of business
- Turtle Earl
- Big brain energy
- Insane(ly) smart
- Boot, Ant
- Mothrakk
- Vengeance
- Let the hunt begin!
- Project: Cleanup
- Boom, headshot
- The Nailer
- Control
- Here we go again
- Buffs
- Confrontational
- Mercantile
- New Haven
- Mad melted
- Housekeeping
- Questin
- Skagzilla
- Contacted
- Not so lucky
- Downtime(2)
- Downtime
- Sledge, Smashed
- Mine, All mine(2)
- Mine, All mine
- Ladon
- Who the f*ck said roids were bad for you?
- Boozy problems
- Worthy prey
- The run around
- Mechanical buddies
- Out cold
- Grunt work
- Tour time
- Anomaly
- Shady shit
- Fyrestone
- Hello travelers!
- This is my bubble
- Miscalculation
- Upgrades people!
- Experiments
- What a list
- Octodie!
- Pearlescent and beatdown
- Binge(2)
- Binge
- Broken hopes
- Robotic butler
- Big bug(2)
- Big bug
- Price match
- Temporary goodbye
- Studying
- Siren song(2)
- Siren song
- Hello there
- Tissue paper castle
- Cockroach
- Alexstein’s monster(2)
- Alexstein’s monster
- World domination!
- Fluffy
- Biggins
- I ship it
- Hunting
- Ugh, school
- Yay trust!
- Showboating
- Swamp ass
- Technophiles paradise
- First contact
- Threads and experiments
- Drastic changes
- I have the powwaaa!
- No place like home
- Strategy bitch
- Robots for a thousand
- Mulligan
- Oh hey god