Chapter 101 - These Damned Angels Are Making My Sanity Spin
Chapter 101 - These Damned Angels Are Making My Sanity Spin
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Hummm…
The intense ringing in his ears was disorienting. Even someone as unflappable as Wu Wang frowned, rubbing his temples.
When he opened his eyes again, he was shocked to find himself in a vast, white world.
Everything around him was white. It didn’t look like a room, because he couldn’t distinguish any boundaries, not even the ground.
Wu Wang could feel himself standing firmly on a flat surface, but when he looked down, he saw nothing but pure white. He couldn’t see what he was standing on. Even when he got on his stomach to feel for it, his hands met only an invisible, wall-like barrier.
He felt unreal, as if he were drifting outside the world itself.
Swoosh…
Just as he was feeling puzzled, a holy light appeared not far away.
That’s right, it was holy light.
It shone down from directly above, its source invisible. It was as sacred and inviolable as the light from legends said to guide souls to Heaven. Directly beneath it, a flight of stairs leading upward had suddenly appeared.
Wu Wang approached, filled with doubt.
“So this is the so-called ‘Audience Ladder’?”
“Still… this is a bit of a sanity drain.”
It was no wonder Wu Wang was complaining. Its appearance was enough to make anyone shudder.
Each step was about half a meter wide and a full three meters long, but the entire surface was covered in eerie pupils that blinked in his direction. At a glance, there were dozens of eyes sizing him up with all sorts of expressions.
Some were curious, some mocking, some gratified, some angry.
It seemed every gaze a human could comprehend was present on this ladder. The stares felt like they could see through him, as if he were standing before them completely bare.
A shiver ran down his spine.
Wu Wang looked down at the Red Vertical Pupil on the inside of his wrist.
“Abyss God, they’re not relatives of yours, are they?”
But he was surprised to find that the Abyss God’s Mark had actually closed its eye.
Ever since that pervy Lord Cthulhu had put a quarantine tag on his wrist, this was the first time Wu Wang had seen it close its eye.
Oh no! Bro, don’t go to sleep on me now! Your little bro is counting on you for protection!
But this situation also led Wu Wang to a certain conclusion.
The being he was supposed to have an ‘Audience’ with at the top of this ladder was probably related to the Abyss God.
And they likely didn’t get along.
Otherwise, given the Abyss God’s voracious temperament, it would probably be trying to get him to eat the ladder right now.
“Guess I’m really walking into the lion’s den.”
Wu Wang sighed. He lifted his leg and stepped onto the ladder.
To his surprise, stepping on the ladder of eyeballs didn’t have the soft, mushy, or uneven feeling he had imagined. It was no different from a normal staircase.
Curious, Wu Wang even crouched down and tried to pry a couple of eyeballs off to play with. But what he touched was merely a flat, smooth surface. It seemed these eyeballs and he existed on different layers.
Thump! Thump!
Without the slightest hesitation, Wu Wang began to walk up the bizarre ladder.
As his altitude steadily increased, the number of steps above him didn’t seem to decrease at all.
Five minutes, half an hour, an hour…
He just kept walking upward without stopping. Time ticked by, second by second.
When he reached the two-hour mark, Wu Wang even thought for a moment that he was about to be sent back to the real world. But he was still in this white space. It seemed the countdown to return from the Instance hadn’t taken effect.
He continued walking.
Two hours, ten hours, a day…
It was as if he were locked in a stubborn struggle with this ladder. Wu Wang walked for a full day without rest or sleep.
When nature called, he would simply drop his pants and relieve himself from the great height, aiming below the ladder. The gazes of the eyes on the steps seemed to take on a slightly strange quality.
To pass the time, Wu Wang started muttering to himself.
“Hey buddy, this reminds me of a game called ‘If You’re a Man, Go Down 100 Floors.'”
“It’s got a similar vibe. Can’t you add some stage rewards? Maybe some nitro boosts or ‘get bigger’ mushrooms to make it feel more like a game? Just climbing stairs is boring.”
It was unclear if his words had provoked the being at the end of the ladder or if he had simply reached a designated spot. The moment he finished speaking, the ladder beneath his feet began to tremble.
Looking up, Wu Wang was dumbfounded.
The seemingly endless ladder had begun to collapse, step by step. It was so fast that before he could even react, it had crumbled all the way to his feet.
“Crap! Now I really have to go down a hundred floors!”
His current altitude was at least several thousand meters.
Just a moment ago, he had tried using 【Cloud-Stepping Steps】 to jump higher, but he hadn’t been able to activate it. Skills like 【Shadow Self-Strike Arts】 were also completely unusable. It seemed using tricks to ascend was forbidden in this space.
But now he was falling down.
The sarcastic thought had just flashed through his mind when his body plummeted toward the ground.
With a jolt, the expected sensation of weightlessness never came. Instead, as if waking from a long dream, his whole body snapped, and his eyes flew open.
He was shocked to find himself right back at the first step of the ladder. He was even in the same posture as when he had first stepped on it, trying to pry off the eyeballs.
What the hell? Did my save file just get rolled back?
Before Wu Wang could figure out what had happened, a voice that filled the entire white space echoed out.
【Player Yan Shuangying】
【On the Audience Ladder, you remained unshaken for 24 hours】
【The Divine Envoy acknowledges your Audience Qualification】
【Please step forward】
Wu Wang grumbled, a little displeased.
“Huh? So that’s the kind of game you’re playing?”
“Look, I’m here to see the world, not to audition for a gang. What’s next? Are you going to hand me an empty gun and tell me to shoot a hostage to prove I’m not an undercover agent?”
Though he was grumbling, he understood.
It wasn’t as if no one had cleared a Nightmare-level Instance before. But according to rumors, only a handful had ever obtained the Audience Qualification. The numbers didn’t add up at all.
So, besides obtaining the Audience Qualification, you also needed some Divine Envoy to acknowledge it?
He figured the eyes on the ladder must have had some kind of Mental Contamination effect. The goal was probably to make the chosen person climb for 24 hours without wavering, all while under that contamination.
Uh… seems I cheated.
Although the Abyss God hadn’t opened its eye, it could still filter out the Mental Contamination for him.
As for climbing upward without wavering… it wasn’t that Wu Wang was resolute; he was just bored. He couldn’t die anyway, so fear of heights and wasting time were non-issues. He had all the time in the world. If he didn’t feel like walking anymore, he could just jump off, fall to his death, and revive.
And that got approved?
With a mind full of complaints, Wu Wang followed the system prompt and took a step forward.
Hummm…
The moment he stepped onto the second step, Wu Wang’s mind instantly exploded. It was a bloating, painful sensation, as if he had received more information in a single instant than a human brain could possibly contain.
His gaze became completely vacant. He involuntarily looked up.
Two blurry figures appeared in the holy light. Both were extremely bizarre.
One had four faces. The first was a human face with closed eyes, its expression blank and gender indeterminate. The second was a roaring, ferocious lion’s face. The third was a bull’s face, conveying simple firmness. The last was an eagle’s face with a sharp, chilling gaze.
Besides that, it had four pairs of immense, white-feathered wings. Two pairs crossed to cover its body, while the other two beat to keep it aloft. He could vaguely see that beneath the wings, its legs were straight as pillars but had the shape of a bull’s hooves, and the whole thing shone like brass.
The other being was even more inhuman. It was formed by several huge, entangled wheels, each one inlaid with countless eyes. Flames flickered across its body, with lightning bursting from within.
In short, these two beings gave off only one impression. They were bizarre enough to make one’s sanity drop. They made one’s sanity plummet.
Wu Wang was screaming internally.
“Fuck, fuck, fuck! What the hell is this Audience Ladder? It’s making my sanity spin!”
“These two things in front of me… they’re clearly the Cherub and the ‘Wheel Within A Wheel’ angel from the Old Testament’s Book of Ezekiel!”
“Crap! The fucking Bible can’t be real, can it?! Have western angels come over to our turf to expand their business?”
“Where are the eastern deities? Come and save me! This is an illegal border crossing!”
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- Chapter 243 - The Judicial Divine Beast, A Universally Acknowledged Good Person
- Chapter 242 - A Life I Hope Can Last Forever
- Chapter 241 - Hidden Reward, Scarce Title
- Chapter 240 - Clue to a Legendary Item
- Chapter 239 - Soul of Desire
- Chapter 238 - Big Boss, Do You Need Me to Job
- Chapter 237 - Just Do Good Deeds, and Don't Ask About What Lies Ahead
- Chapter 236 - Don't Worry, More Than Half the World Is Being Buried with You
- Chapter 235 - Sorry, You Can't Save Anything
- Chapter 234 - That Night, The Moonlight Was So Beautiful
- Chapter 233 - The Real Instance BOSS is Here!
- Chapter 232 - You Are the Opera God
- Chapter 231 - The Overlord's Death, Wu Wang's Plan
- Chapter 230 - Ambushed from All Sides, a Desperate End at Gaixia
- Chapter 229 - Farewell My Concubine
- Chapter 228 - Seized and Instantly Refined
- Chapter 227 - Phantom of the Opera, Ghost of the Opera
- Chapter 226 - Each Harboring Ulterior Motives, the Book
- Chapter 225 - The Doubts Remain, the Yi Garden is Shrouded in Fog
- Chapter 224 - This World Is Just That Cruel
- Chapter 223 - A Complete Reversal! Yin and Yang Inverted!
- Chapter 222 - The Person in the Well, The Soul in the Eye
- Chapter 221 - Hundred Ghosts Night Parade! The Living, Keep Out!
- Chapter 220 - Lord Guan's Great Battle against Chi You
- Chapter 219 - You Want to Dance, Too?
- Chapter 218 - Living Effigy Sacrifice
- Chapter 217 - Walk the Nuo Opera, a Sacrifice for Gods and Ghosts!
- Chapter 216 - Taboos of the Stage
- Chapter 215 - Death Follows Close Behind
- Chapter 214 - Human Refining Mutiny, Tree of Sighs!
- Chapter 213 - That Night, Everything Changed
- Chapter 212 - The Troupe Leader of the Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 211 - The Corpse is Speaking
- Chapter 210 - Information and the Opera God Tower
- Chapter 209 - This Power Does Not Belong to You!
- Chapter 208 - Ah Dou Fights Zhao Zilong at Changbanpo!
- Chapter 207 - Where Did Pending Death Go? He's in the Opera!
- Chapter 206 - The Prince's Might, Invincible and Unstoppable!
- Chapter 205 - The Quest Objective is Survival
- Chapter 204 - Who Said This Prince Is No Good? This Prince Is Great!
- Chapter 203 - Shen Bao, The Taste is Superb!
- Chapter 202 - Just a Life? Here, You Can Have It!
- Chapter 201 - Five
- Chapter 200 - The Real and Fake Troupe Leaders, Back From the Dead
- Chapter 199 - The Strange, Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 198 - A Night of Terror at the Opera House
- Chapter 197 - Mental Contamination? What's That?
- Chapter 196 - A Surprise in the Puppet Show
- Chapter 195 - Opera God's Righteous Garden
- Chapter 194 - The Secret of the Troupe Master and the Chou
- Chapter 193 - I'm The Joker with the Heavenly Eye
- Chapter 192 - Prince, you don't look so well?
- Chapter 191 - The same old formula, the same old flavor
- Chapter 190 - Anecdotes of the Pear Garden! The Abyss God Again!
- Chapter 189 - You Like Possessing People? Come Clash with the Abyss God!
- Chapter 188 - The Fortune
- Chapter 187 - The Pen Immortal, House Guardian Extraordinaire
- Chapter 186 - The Curse of Fate Is Yours Now
- Chapter 185 - The Demise of Zhuge
- Chapter 184 - Fate is a Predestined End, So Isn't Death a Release?
- Chapter 183 - The Girl Who Spent Her Entire Life Trying to Escape Fear
- Chapter 182 - Pluto Research Institute
- Chapter 181 - The Duel Field
- Chapter 180 - Zhuge Yue's Power Is Beyond Your Imagination!
- Chapter 179 - Wan Shitong Was Going to Have Her Fill of Lessons
- Chapter 178 - Don't Worry, This Isn't the Only Loss You'll Be Taking
- Chapter 177 - My Strength Comes From Your Imagination!
- Chapter 176 - The Biggest Scam in Spirit Calamity History
- Chapter 175 - You Think My Costume is Just for Being Weird?
- Chapter 174 - The Mysterious Diviner Witch
- Chapter 173 - Mechanism Modification for a Legendary Item
- Chapter 172 - A Street Stall Business is Still a Commercial Job!
- Chapter 171 - I Never Said I Was From the Abnormal Affairs Bureau, Did I?
- Chapter 170 - So, Not Off Means On?
- Chapter 169 - The 【Legendary】 Item Hanging in Plain Sight!
- Chapter 168 - I Was Born for This!
- Chapter 167 - What is God
- Chapter 166 - A Deceptive Deal and the Evolution of Cloud
- Chapter 165 - I Feel Like I've Seen This Sales Method Somewhere Before?
- Chapter 164 - The Abyss God's Flavor is Strong! No Need for More Salt!
- Chapter 163 - Where the Hell Did It Send Me Back To?
- Chapter 162 - Did I Just Break the Instance Again?
- Chapter 161 - Hey! I've Got an Inside Scoop!
- Chapter 160 - A Warning to All Players Against Contract Fraud!
- Chapter 159 - Church Shelter
- Chapter 158 - The Mantis Stalks the Cicada, Unaware of The Oriole Behind!
- Chapter 157 - Threatening a Balance? I Don't Take Threats!
- Chapter 156 - The Seed Scramble, The Mastermind Behind the Scenes!
- Chapter 155 - Seal Broken, Superpowers Return!
- Chapter 154 - Slaughter? Or Salvation?
- Chapter 153 - Isn't Hope Also a Form of Despair?
- Chapter 152 - A Man's Knees Are Precious as Gold, It's Time to Cash In!
- Chapter 151 - A Strategic Cooperation to Clear the Area!
- Chapter 150 - The Source of the Twisted Resentful Spirits
- Chapter 149 - Open Up! Free Trade!
- Chapter 148 - The Bizarrely Righteous Mr. Xiezhi
- Chapter 147 - The Relic Scramble Begins!
- Chapter 146 - Pending Death Logs Off, Shuangying Takes the Stage!
- Chapter 145 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved!
- Chapter 144 - This Mountain is Mine, These Trees I Planted!
- Chapter 143 - Are You Interested in Becoming an Auctioneer?
- Chapter 142 - The Clown's Red Nose and Its Set
- Chapter 141 - And He Even Has to Thank Me!
- Chapter 140 - Extortion and a Sucker
- Chapter 139 - Not Even Jesus Can Save You! I Said So!
- Chapter 138 - The Origin of the Twisted and the Contaminated Relics
- Chapter 137 - Awakening! Guess Who I Am?
- Chapter 136 - The Loser Bites the Dust! The Winner Bites the Dust, Too!
- Chapter 135 - The Treasure
- Chapter 134 - Have You Heard of the One Piece?
- Chapter 133 - A Bizarre Way to Cross a Hundred Years
- Chapter 132 - The Twisted, Don't Turn Around, I'm Suffering
- Chapter 131 - The Entire Town of Heretics!
- Chapter 130 - Let Us Sail to the Sea of Desire!
- Chapter 129 - The Mary Cruise Ship Reappears!
- Chapter 128 - I’m Going to Poach Your Believers!
- Chapter 127 - Isn't This a Form of NTR?
- Chapter 126 - Are You Sure You’re Not Some Kind of Devil?
- Chapter 125 - Groundhog Day
- Chapter 124 - Suffering Exists in Every Present Moment
- Chapter 123 - The Nun's Ultimate Suffering
- Chapter 122 - Who in the World Is He?
- Chapter 121 - The Simple and Honest Aiguyi
- Chapter 120 - Only Through Suffering Can One Walk This Place
- Chapter 119 - Polite Knocking
- Chapter 118 - I'm a Professional Forensic Examiner
- Chapter 117 - Suffering is the Key!
- Chapter 116 - God Said, All Are Equal!
- Chapter 115 - Haunted by a Vicious Ghost, the Instance Begins!
- Chapter 114 - You Mean You Want Me to Kill Myself?
- Chapter 113 - I Have Already Grasped the Future!
- Chapter 112 - A Spy Among Spies Among Spies
- Chapter 111 - Relic Scramble
- Chapter 110 - The Calamity Cult, Enemies on a Narrow Road!
- Chapter 109 - I’d Like to Keep a Low Profile, But My Strength Won’t Allow It!
- Chapter 108 - Spirit Calamity Plaza!
- Chapter 107 - I Want to Dig Open Your Brain and Have a Look
- Chapter 106 - The Jinx, Zhuge Yue
- Chapter 105 - I Seem to Have Brought Back Something Extraordinary
- Chapter 104 - The Black
- Chapter 103 - Abyss God! You're Not Actually a God, Are You?
- Chapter 102 - I Told an Angel a Hell Joke
- Chapter 101 - These Damned Angels Are Making My Sanity Spin
- Chapter 100 - The Masquerade Ball's Final Funeral!
- Chapter 99 - Bloody Mary's Awakening of Freedom
- Chapter 98 - Fifth Night's Scarlet Dance!
- Chapter 97 - You’d Better Be Able to Actually Kill Me
- Chapter 96 - The Tragicomic Joker
- Chapter 95 - The Wise One's Unexpected Delight
- Chapter 94 - Flawless Calculations
- Chapter 93 - The Essence of Humanity is Seeking Fun
- Chapter 92 - Mr. William, I Want to Bet My Life Against Yours!
- Chapter 91 - Today's Warrior! It's All About Guts!
- Chapter 90 - I Need a Warrior Who Is Willing to Die
- Chapter 89 - William's Hongmen Banquet Invitation!
- Chapter 88 - Decade, You Seem a Bit Too Extreme
- Chapter 87 - The Mary Resurrection Ritual!
- Chapter 86 - Xiaochuan Does Bad Things, Karmic Retribution Comes Around!
- Chapter 85 - Excuse Me, Was the Corpse You Mentioned… Me?
- Chapter 84 - I Am The Sinner!
- Chapter 83 - La Traviata
- Chapter 82 - She Flees, He Pursues, She Has No Escape
- Chapter 81 - Apocalypse of Gambling!
- Chapter 80 - O Captain, My Captain!
- Chapter 79 - Werewolf on the Cruise Ship
- Chapter 78 - There's a Traitor Among Us!
- Chapter 77 - Mary of the Back Kitchen
- Chapter 76 - The Back Kitchen? This is the Backrooms!
- Chapter 75 - Mary's Special Attention
- Chapter 74 - The Dance of Ultimate Bliss!
- Chapter 73 - Dangers Lurk Everywhere, the Ball is Nigh!
- Chapter 72 - The First Unlucky Victim Appears
- Chapter 71 - You've Startled Mary!
- Chapter 70 - It's You Who Are Treading on Thin Ice, Not Me
- Chapter 69 - Who Says This Isn't a Mask?
- Chapter 68 - The Masquerade Ball
- Chapter 67 - Clue to a Nightmare
- Chapter 66 - Talk Therapy Has Met Its Match! So Terrifying!
- Chapter 65 - Spirit Calamity Game Special Strategic Partner
- Chapter 64 - Abyss God! I Bet Your Gun Has No Bullets!
- Chapter 63 - My Name is Wu Wang, and I'm About to Start Lying!
- Chapter 62 - That Was No Accident!
- Chapter 61 - Countering is Supreme! Methods Like a God!
- Chapter 60 - Unfathomable Methods, Truly a Master!
- Chapter 59 - You Can Tell He's Terrifyingly Strong Just From His Stance
- Chapter 58 - His Way of Showing Off Reminds Me of a Friend
- Chapter 57 - Fear Monger? I'm a Respectable Family Man!
- Chapter 56 - If the Opponent is a God, It Will Be a Bit Tricky
- Chapter 55 - I Now Really Have a Sword Called Xiaochuan
- Chapter 54 - The True Meaning of Social Phobia Is Making Society Phobic
- Chapter 53 - Hacking? This Is All My Own Effort and Sweat!
- Chapter 52 - Instance Rewards and Skill Evolution Conditions
- Chapter 51 - What is the Chronicle of the Desolate Village? First, It Must Be a Desolate Village.
- Chapter 50 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved
- Chapter 49 - I’m Looking for a Red Tentacle Thief. Do You Know Him?
- Chapter 48 - Thanks for the Offer, but I Don’t Top Up Q Coins
- Chapter 47 - The Best Sacrifice is the Undying!
- Chapter 46 - I Feel He’s Not Even a Fraction of the Abyss God
- Chapter 45 - The Saintess's Entrustment
- Chapter 44 - Zero
- Chapter 43 - Just a Saintess’s Task
- Chapter 42 - What is a Yin Fate? The Mystery of the Saintess
- Chapter 41 - Make a Deal? The Name Is desire
- Chapter 40 - Old Geezer! Your Stand
- Chapter 39 - Contaminated Nightmare
- Chapter 38 - Let the Feast Begin! So It Was You, You Bastard!
- Chapter 37 - Oh Crap, I'm the Sacrifice?
- Chapter 36 - The Village Chief's Secret
- Chapter 35 - There's Something Unclean in the Village!
- Chapter 34 - The Name's Zhang Sanfeng, What Can I Do for You?
- Chapter 33 - Solo Instance! Chronicle of the Desolate Village!
- Chapter 32 - Abnormal Activity in the Abyss, an Announcement Arrives
- Chapter 31 - What Kind of Medicine Did You Think I Was Selling in My Gourd?
- Chapter 30 - A Lottery Draw? More Like a Mugging!
- Chapter 29 - Pending Death is the Best Teammate I've Ever Met!
- Chapter 28 - The Dragon Slayer Finally Becomes the Dragon
- Chapter 27 - I Am the Abyss God's Nemesis! The Bug
- Chapter 26 - Door God? Abyss God!
- Chapter 25 - What to Do If You Run Into a Ghost? Run It Over!
- Chapter 24 - Corpse
- Chapter 23 - Am I Crazy? No, The World Is Crazy
- Chapter 22 - Entering the Art Building by Night
- Chapter 21 - So the Trap Was Waiting for Me Here, Huh?
- Chapter 20 - You Look Pretty Happy, Huh? Let Me Cure You of That!
- Chapter 19 - Pending Death, Are You Human or Ghost?
- Chapter 18 - Gao Shan Ghost School
- Chapter 17 - Teacher, You Wouldn't Want the Principal to Find Out, Would You?
- Chapter 16 - What the Hell!
- Chapter 15 - The Ghost Story Is Right Here Among Us
- Chapter 14 - Do You Understand What Absolute Defense Is?
- Chapter 13 - Little Black Room? Garbage Dump!
- Chapter 12 - To Learn Without Thinking Is to Die
- Chapter 11 - How Is My Mission Different from Yours?
- Chapter 10 - Heading to Gao Shan High School
- Chapter 9 - I'm a Farmer, This is a Beet!
- Chapter 8 - Abyss God! Activate!
- Chapter 7 - Excellent, an Evil God Has Its Eyes on Me
- Chapter 6 - The Most Insane Accusation!
- Chapter 5 - The Death Rule Only I Can Crack!
- Chapter 4 - The Monster Who Ignores the Death Rule
- Chapter 3 - A Crooked Body Fears No Proper Shadow!
- Chapter 2 - The Undying Youth's Mental State is Stable
- Chapter 1 - The Uncatchable Murderer