Chapter 144 - This Mountain is Mine, These Trees I Planted!
Chapter 144 - This Mountain is Mine, These Trees I Planted!
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Soreness ached through their calves, cramping the muscles and making it difficult to keep their expressions natural. This was the state of every player on the top floor.
To say nothing of the members of the Calamity Cult.
The roller coaster of experiences they had just gone through left them completely reeling. Everything had happened too fast, catching them entirely off guard.
The other players nearby were even more at a loss.
Run? Where could they run?
Fight? Who could they possibly beat?
Everyone could only stand there, staring blankly at each other, waiting for either Wu Wang or Gentleman Penguin to reappear.
Yun Ze couldn’t help but curse at Jinxiu, who stood a few steps away.
“What the fuck are you people trying to do?”
She rolled her eyes. She shot back without hesitation.
“To bury you all here, of course! Is this your first time meeting the Calamity Cult?”
Yun Ze was speechless.
She had a point. The players present were all high-level; they had basically all encountered Calamity Cult members before. They truly were a bunch of madmen with bizarre methods.
But for all your arrogant talk, he thought, could you at least stop your legs from trembling just like ours?
The few from the Calamity Cult were clearly having trouble standing steady as well.
They truly hadn’t expected the “He” they were waiting for to be the 【Spirit Venerable of the Sea of Desire】, nor for him to be so fickle and exasperating. For now, they could only engage in a war of words with the other players.
Not a single person made a move to fight.
After all, standing beside the crystal coffin were the High Priest of Suffering and Mary in her red dress. No one dared to offend these two.
A hint of worry also appeared in their eyes. Only they knew just how audacious Wu Wang’s actions had been. The gamble was simply too great.
The moment Gentleman Penguin discovered he was the one who stole the red tentacles, it would all be over.
As a merchant who traversed the Myriad Realms, it would be all too easy for Gentleman Penguin to torture someone. He had at least a hundred ways to do it.
Creeak…
Just as the atmosphere in the Hongmen Club had frozen to its absolute limit, the sound of the main door opening finally rang out.
Everyone took a deep breath. They held their breath, staring to see who would walk out.
“What’s everyone waiting for? True love? You won’t find that waiting here, you know.”
Wu Wang himself hadn’t appeared yet, but his cheeky voice drifted in from outside the door.
The people from the Calamity Cult were overjoyed to hear this.
He took care of Gentleman Penguin!?
But in the next second, one man and one penguin walked in side-by-side, chatting and laughing. Wu Wang was even carrying a bucket full of saltwater fish.
He casually tossed it in front of the nun and Mary.
“Help me make a couple of dishes. I like it braised in soy sauce, and make it look like Stargazy Pie.”
“And I’m rather partial to chopped chili, if you wouldn’t mind, ladies,” Gentleman Penguin added.
The crowd looked at the nun and Mary in disbelief. One was the High Priest of Suffering. The other was the personification of the cruise ship’s power.
Yet now, at a single word from the man before them, they obediently picked up the bucket and headed out the door. It seemed they were really going to the kitchen to cook the fish.
What the fuck, the world’s gone mad!
Is this the power of the 【Spirit Venerable of the Sea of Desire】? He can command NPCs that seem incomparably powerful to us with just a single sentence.
“Great existence, is there anything you need us to do?”
Tangqian Yan cautiously stepped forward to test the waters.
Wu Wang smiled faintly at her.
“As a matter of fact, there is one thing that only you can accomplish.”
Hearing this, every Calamity Cult member perked up. A task that such an existence needed them to complete. It must, without a doubt, involve top-secret matters.
Dealing with other Venerables? Conducting an experiment of faith? Preparing some kind of ritual for Him?
The more they thought about it, the more excited they became.
But they never expected Wu Wang’s next words, spoken in a voice full of ice.
“I need to borrow your heads.”
The Calamity Cult members could only stare in confusion.
Swish!
The cane in Gentleman Penguin’s flipper swung fiercely through the air.
In an instant, the entire hall seemed to emit a cheerful sound. Countless question marks appeared out of thin air, circling the dumbfounded Calamity Cult members and emanating an aura of ultimate danger.
“Ah! You are…”
Jinxiu didn’t understand. Just a moment ago, everyone was talking normally. Even when Gentleman Penguin rushed in, it seemed he was just looking for trouble with Wu Wang.
So how did a quarrel between gods turn to harming mortals the very next moment?
And judging by the looks of those two, it seemed they had reached some sort of agreement outside.
What in the world happened?
“Oh, nothing much happened, really,” Wu Wang said with a shrug. “I just sold you all as a package deal to this esteemed auctioneer.”
The moment he finished speaking, the Calamity Cult members were shocked to find question marks beginning to appear on their bodies. Immediately after, they all felt their limbs grow stiff, their thoughts becoming sluggish.
【Hundred Questions Tycoon】!
【Winner Takes All】!
A string of text like this appeared on each of them, but it seemed only Wu Wang could see it. It was clearly the effect of some kind of item.
In the next second, the body of each Calamity Cult member began to slowly collapse inward. Their hands were pressed to the seams of their pants as their upper bodies bent forward. Their necks twisted past their natural physiological limits, never stopping.
From a distance, they had practically transformed into human-shaped question marks.
The instant the question marks took shape, they merged with the others already floating in the air, bobbing and dancing joyfully.
Wu Wang raised an eyebrow, a deep sense of horror growing inside him.
Just within his line of sight, there were at least a thousand question marks of various sizes.
If every one of those question marks was a person who had been dealt with like this…
He couldn’t believe how much blood was on Gentleman Penguin’s hands. The penguin had always presented himself to the world with the image of an amiable, even approachable auctioneer. He was polite to everyone he met.
It made everyone subconsciously forget that this was an existence who could freely enter and exit various Instance worlds. He might have even made deals with Divine Envoys and Venerables.
And the prerequisite for making a deal is equality in strength or status.
Especially since Wu Wang had heard the real 【Spirit Venerable of the Sea of Desire】 use the name “Little Penguin.” It was obvious that Gentleman Penguin could stand on equal footing with a Venerable.
“During their official initiation ceremony, members of the Calamity Cult have a security measure implanted in them by that perverted cult leader,” Gentleman Penguin said expressionlessly. “Anything related to their operations will trigger immediate brain death in the member if it senses an external probe.”
“That is why you other Descenders have never successfully interrogated them for internal information.”
“Even I have no way to crack that pervert’s methods.”
“So it’s best to just kill these people on sight.”
Wu Wang said nothing. He knew very well that Gentleman Penguin was only treating them this way because he currently believed the Calamity Cult had stolen his things.
In reality, as a merchant, the penguin had definitely done business with the Calamity Cult before. He was certain of this.
Otherwise, why would the Calamity Cult have been trying to find the 【Myriad Treasures Merchant’s Coupon】? They wanted to make a deal with Gentleman Penguin.
As for a merchant’s principles…
Wu Wang begged to differ. At least, he considered his own bottom line to be very flexible. It fluctuated up and down quite a bit.
After eliminating the Calamity Cult members, he turned his gaze to the other players.
As they stood there with pale faces, Wu Wang grinned.
“Do you want to leave? I don’t need to hear any other answer. Just ‘yes’ or ‘no’ will do.”
The crowd looked at each other.
The Poet of the Myriad Springs Division gritted his teeth, took a firm step forward, and said, “Yes!”
No one was thinking about the 【Relic】 anymore. Just getting out of here alive would be good enough.
But they hadn’t expected Wu Wang to spread his hands.
“Then hand over the goods.”
The other players stared back, dumbfounded.
What goods?
Seeing their expressions, Wu Wang spoke with disdain.
“You all have to pay a price for your desires, don’t you?”
“I built this cruise ship with my own two hands, one rivet and one plank at a time. You’ve eaten, drunk, and had your fun on it, so you have to pay up, right? I want something of value from each of you.”
Ooh~
Now everyone understood.
This mountain is mine, these trees I planted. If you wish to pass this way, leave behind a toll!
Isn’t this just fucking bail money?
A wave of exasperation washed over the crowd.
The 【Spirit Venerable of the Sea of Desire】 seems a bit different from what we imagined.
The Poet of the Myriad Springs Division spoke awkwardly.
“Great Venerable, we are currently unable to take out any items. We Descenders are restricted within this world.”
Slap.
Wu Wang slapped a golden strip of paper directly onto the crystal coffin. A kind smile appeared on his face.
I was just waiting for you to say that, pal!
“No problem. You can sign an IOU with me.”
“One at a time, no cutting in line.”
Chapters
- Chapter 246 - This Is a Loving Big Family
- Chapter 245 - Welfare Home or Zoo?
- Chapter 244 - A Strange Encounter in the Calamity Lair
- Chapter 243 - The Judicial Divine Beast, A Universally Acknowledged Good Person
- Chapter 242 - A Life I Hope Can Last Forever
- Chapter 241 - Hidden Reward, Scarce Title
- Chapter 240 - Clue to a Legendary Item
- Chapter 239 - Soul of Desire
- Chapter 238 - Big Boss, Do You Need Me to Job
- Chapter 237 - Just Do Good Deeds, and Don't Ask About What Lies Ahead
- Chapter 236 - Don't Worry, More Than Half the World Is Being Buried with You
- Chapter 235 - Sorry, You Can't Save Anything
- Chapter 234 - That Night, The Moonlight Was So Beautiful
- Chapter 233 - The Real Instance BOSS is Here!
- Chapter 232 - You Are the Opera God
- Chapter 231 - The Overlord's Death, Wu Wang's Plan
- Chapter 230 - Ambushed from All Sides, a Desperate End at Gaixia
- Chapter 229 - Farewell My Concubine
- Chapter 228 - Seized and Instantly Refined
- Chapter 227 - Phantom of the Opera, Ghost of the Opera
- Chapter 226 - Each Harboring Ulterior Motives, the Book
- Chapter 225 - The Doubts Remain, the Yi Garden is Shrouded in Fog
- Chapter 224 - This World Is Just That Cruel
- Chapter 223 - A Complete Reversal! Yin and Yang Inverted!
- Chapter 222 - The Person in the Well, The Soul in the Eye
- Chapter 221 - Hundred Ghosts Night Parade! The Living, Keep Out!
- Chapter 220 - Lord Guan's Great Battle against Chi You
- Chapter 219 - You Want to Dance, Too?
- Chapter 218 - Living Effigy Sacrifice
- Chapter 217 - Walk the Nuo Opera, a Sacrifice for Gods and Ghosts!
- Chapter 216 - Taboos of the Stage
- Chapter 215 - Death Follows Close Behind
- Chapter 214 - Human Refining Mutiny, Tree of Sighs!
- Chapter 213 - That Night, Everything Changed
- Chapter 212 - The Troupe Leader of the Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 211 - The Corpse is Speaking
- Chapter 210 - Information and the Opera God Tower
- Chapter 209 - This Power Does Not Belong to You!
- Chapter 208 - Ah Dou Fights Zhao Zilong at Changbanpo!
- Chapter 207 - Where Did Pending Death Go? He's in the Opera!
- Chapter 206 - The Prince's Might, Invincible and Unstoppable!
- Chapter 205 - The Quest Objective is Survival
- Chapter 204 - Who Said This Prince Is No Good? This Prince Is Great!
- Chapter 203 - Shen Bao, The Taste is Superb!
- Chapter 202 - Just a Life? Here, You Can Have It!
- Chapter 201 - Five
- Chapter 200 - The Real and Fake Troupe Leaders, Back From the Dead
- Chapter 199 - The Strange, Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 198 - A Night of Terror at the Opera House
- Chapter 197 - Mental Contamination? What's That?
- Chapter 196 - A Surprise in the Puppet Show
- Chapter 195 - Opera God's Righteous Garden
- Chapter 194 - The Secret of the Troupe Master and the Chou
- Chapter 193 - I'm The Joker with the Heavenly Eye
- Chapter 192 - Prince, you don't look so well?
- Chapter 191 - The same old formula, the same old flavor
- Chapter 190 - Anecdotes of the Pear Garden! The Abyss God Again!
- Chapter 189 - You Like Possessing People? Come Clash with the Abyss God!
- Chapter 188 - The Fortune
- Chapter 187 - The Pen Immortal, House Guardian Extraordinaire
- Chapter 186 - The Curse of Fate Is Yours Now
- Chapter 185 - The Demise of Zhuge
- Chapter 184 - Fate is a Predestined End, So Isn't Death a Release?
- Chapter 183 - The Girl Who Spent Her Entire Life Trying to Escape Fear
- Chapter 182 - Pluto Research Institute
- Chapter 181 - The Duel Field
- Chapter 180 - Zhuge Yue's Power Is Beyond Your Imagination!
- Chapter 179 - Wan Shitong Was Going to Have Her Fill of Lessons
- Chapter 178 - Don't Worry, This Isn't the Only Loss You'll Be Taking
- Chapter 177 - My Strength Comes From Your Imagination!
- Chapter 176 - The Biggest Scam in Spirit Calamity History
- Chapter 175 - You Think My Costume is Just for Being Weird?
- Chapter 174 - The Mysterious Diviner Witch
- Chapter 173 - Mechanism Modification for a Legendary Item
- Chapter 172 - A Street Stall Business is Still a Commercial Job!
- Chapter 171 - I Never Said I Was From the Abnormal Affairs Bureau, Did I?
- Chapter 170 - So, Not Off Means On?
- Chapter 169 - The 【Legendary】 Item Hanging in Plain Sight!
- Chapter 168 - I Was Born for This!
- Chapter 167 - What is God
- Chapter 166 - A Deceptive Deal and the Evolution of Cloud
- Chapter 165 - I Feel Like I've Seen This Sales Method Somewhere Before?
- Chapter 164 - The Abyss God's Flavor is Strong! No Need for More Salt!
- Chapter 163 - Where the Hell Did It Send Me Back To?
- Chapter 162 - Did I Just Break the Instance Again?
- Chapter 161 - Hey! I've Got an Inside Scoop!
- Chapter 160 - A Warning to All Players Against Contract Fraud!
- Chapter 159 - Church Shelter
- Chapter 158 - The Mantis Stalks the Cicada, Unaware of The Oriole Behind!
- Chapter 157 - Threatening a Balance? I Don't Take Threats!
- Chapter 156 - The Seed Scramble, The Mastermind Behind the Scenes!
- Chapter 155 - Seal Broken, Superpowers Return!
- Chapter 154 - Slaughter? Or Salvation?
- Chapter 153 - Isn't Hope Also a Form of Despair?
- Chapter 152 - A Man's Knees Are Precious as Gold, It's Time to Cash In!
- Chapter 151 - A Strategic Cooperation to Clear the Area!
- Chapter 150 - The Source of the Twisted Resentful Spirits
- Chapter 149 - Open Up! Free Trade!
- Chapter 148 - The Bizarrely Righteous Mr. Xiezhi
- Chapter 147 - The Relic Scramble Begins!
- Chapter 146 - Pending Death Logs Off, Shuangying Takes the Stage!
- Chapter 145 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved!
- Chapter 144 - This Mountain is Mine, These Trees I Planted!
- Chapter 143 - Are You Interested in Becoming an Auctioneer?
- Chapter 142 - The Clown's Red Nose and Its Set
- Chapter 141 - And He Even Has to Thank Me!
- Chapter 140 - Extortion and a Sucker
- Chapter 139 - Not Even Jesus Can Save You! I Said So!
- Chapter 138 - The Origin of the Twisted and the Contaminated Relics
- Chapter 137 - Awakening! Guess Who I Am?
- Chapter 136 - The Loser Bites the Dust! The Winner Bites the Dust, Too!
- Chapter 135 - The Treasure
- Chapter 134 - Have You Heard of the One Piece?
- Chapter 133 - A Bizarre Way to Cross a Hundred Years
- Chapter 132 - The Twisted, Don't Turn Around, I'm Suffering
- Chapter 131 - The Entire Town of Heretics!
- Chapter 130 - Let Us Sail to the Sea of Desire!
- Chapter 129 - The Mary Cruise Ship Reappears!
- Chapter 128 - I’m Going to Poach Your Believers!
- Chapter 127 - Isn't This a Form of NTR?
- Chapter 126 - Are You Sure You’re Not Some Kind of Devil?
- Chapter 125 - Groundhog Day
- Chapter 124 - Suffering Exists in Every Present Moment
- Chapter 123 - The Nun's Ultimate Suffering
- Chapter 122 - Who in the World Is He?
- Chapter 121 - The Simple and Honest Aiguyi
- Chapter 120 - Only Through Suffering Can One Walk This Place
- Chapter 119 - Polite Knocking
- Chapter 118 - I'm a Professional Forensic Examiner
- Chapter 117 - Suffering is the Key!
- Chapter 116 - God Said, All Are Equal!
- Chapter 115 - Haunted by a Vicious Ghost, the Instance Begins!
- Chapter 114 - You Mean You Want Me to Kill Myself?
- Chapter 113 - I Have Already Grasped the Future!
- Chapter 112 - A Spy Among Spies Among Spies
- Chapter 111 - Relic Scramble
- Chapter 110 - The Calamity Cult, Enemies on a Narrow Road!
- Chapter 109 - I’d Like to Keep a Low Profile, But My Strength Won’t Allow It!
- Chapter 108 - Spirit Calamity Plaza!
- Chapter 107 - I Want to Dig Open Your Brain and Have a Look
- Chapter 106 - The Jinx, Zhuge Yue
- Chapter 105 - I Seem to Have Brought Back Something Extraordinary
- Chapter 104 - The Black
- Chapter 103 - Abyss God! You're Not Actually a God, Are You?
- Chapter 102 - I Told an Angel a Hell Joke
- Chapter 101 - These Damned Angels Are Making My Sanity Spin
- Chapter 100 - The Masquerade Ball's Final Funeral!
- Chapter 99 - Bloody Mary's Awakening of Freedom
- Chapter 98 - Fifth Night's Scarlet Dance!
- Chapter 97 - You’d Better Be Able to Actually Kill Me
- Chapter 96 - The Tragicomic Joker
- Chapter 95 - The Wise One's Unexpected Delight
- Chapter 94 - Flawless Calculations
- Chapter 93 - The Essence of Humanity is Seeking Fun
- Chapter 92 - Mr. William, I Want to Bet My Life Against Yours!
- Chapter 91 - Today's Warrior! It's All About Guts!
- Chapter 90 - I Need a Warrior Who Is Willing to Die
- Chapter 89 - William's Hongmen Banquet Invitation!
- Chapter 88 - Decade, You Seem a Bit Too Extreme
- Chapter 87 - The Mary Resurrection Ritual!
- Chapter 86 - Xiaochuan Does Bad Things, Karmic Retribution Comes Around!
- Chapter 85 - Excuse Me, Was the Corpse You Mentioned… Me?
- Chapter 84 - I Am The Sinner!
- Chapter 83 - La Traviata
- Chapter 82 - She Flees, He Pursues, She Has No Escape
- Chapter 81 - Apocalypse of Gambling!
- Chapter 80 - O Captain, My Captain!
- Chapter 79 - Werewolf on the Cruise Ship
- Chapter 78 - There's a Traitor Among Us!
- Chapter 77 - Mary of the Back Kitchen
- Chapter 76 - The Back Kitchen? This is the Backrooms!
- Chapter 75 - Mary's Special Attention
- Chapter 74 - The Dance of Ultimate Bliss!
- Chapter 73 - Dangers Lurk Everywhere, the Ball is Nigh!
- Chapter 72 - The First Unlucky Victim Appears
- Chapter 71 - You've Startled Mary!
- Chapter 70 - It's You Who Are Treading on Thin Ice, Not Me
- Chapter 69 - Who Says This Isn't a Mask?
- Chapter 68 - The Masquerade Ball
- Chapter 67 - Clue to a Nightmare
- Chapter 66 - Talk Therapy Has Met Its Match! So Terrifying!
- Chapter 65 - Spirit Calamity Game Special Strategic Partner
- Chapter 64 - Abyss God! I Bet Your Gun Has No Bullets!
- Chapter 63 - My Name is Wu Wang, and I'm About to Start Lying!
- Chapter 62 - That Was No Accident!
- Chapter 61 - Countering is Supreme! Methods Like a God!
- Chapter 60 - Unfathomable Methods, Truly a Master!
- Chapter 59 - You Can Tell He's Terrifyingly Strong Just From His Stance
- Chapter 58 - His Way of Showing Off Reminds Me of a Friend
- Chapter 57 - Fear Monger? I'm a Respectable Family Man!
- Chapter 56 - If the Opponent is a God, It Will Be a Bit Tricky
- Chapter 55 - I Now Really Have a Sword Called Xiaochuan
- Chapter 54 - The True Meaning of Social Phobia Is Making Society Phobic
- Chapter 53 - Hacking? This Is All My Own Effort and Sweat!
- Chapter 52 - Instance Rewards and Skill Evolution Conditions
- Chapter 51 - What is the Chronicle of the Desolate Village? First, It Must Be a Desolate Village.
- Chapter 50 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved
- Chapter 49 - I’m Looking for a Red Tentacle Thief. Do You Know Him?
- Chapter 48 - Thanks for the Offer, but I Don’t Top Up Q Coins
- Chapter 47 - The Best Sacrifice is the Undying!
- Chapter 46 - I Feel He’s Not Even a Fraction of the Abyss God
- Chapter 45 - The Saintess's Entrustment
- Chapter 44 - Zero
- Chapter 43 - Just a Saintess’s Task
- Chapter 42 - What is a Yin Fate? The Mystery of the Saintess
- Chapter 41 - Make a Deal? The Name Is desire
- Chapter 40 - Old Geezer! Your Stand
- Chapter 39 - Contaminated Nightmare
- Chapter 38 - Let the Feast Begin! So It Was You, You Bastard!
- Chapter 37 - Oh Crap, I'm the Sacrifice?
- Chapter 36 - The Village Chief's Secret
- Chapter 35 - There's Something Unclean in the Village!
- Chapter 34 - The Name's Zhang Sanfeng, What Can I Do for You?
- Chapter 33 - Solo Instance! Chronicle of the Desolate Village!
- Chapter 32 - Abnormal Activity in the Abyss, an Announcement Arrives
- Chapter 31 - What Kind of Medicine Did You Think I Was Selling in My Gourd?
- Chapter 30 - A Lottery Draw? More Like a Mugging!
- Chapter 29 - Pending Death is the Best Teammate I've Ever Met!
- Chapter 28 - The Dragon Slayer Finally Becomes the Dragon
- Chapter 27 - I Am the Abyss God's Nemesis! The Bug
- Chapter 26 - Door God? Abyss God!
- Chapter 25 - What to Do If You Run Into a Ghost? Run It Over!
- Chapter 24 - Corpse
- Chapter 23 - Am I Crazy? No, The World Is Crazy
- Chapter 22 - Entering the Art Building by Night
- Chapter 21 - So the Trap Was Waiting for Me Here, Huh?
- Chapter 20 - You Look Pretty Happy, Huh? Let Me Cure You of That!
- Chapter 19 - Pending Death, Are You Human or Ghost?
- Chapter 18 - Gao Shan Ghost School
- Chapter 17 - Teacher, You Wouldn't Want the Principal to Find Out, Would You?
- Chapter 16 - What the Hell!
- Chapter 15 - The Ghost Story Is Right Here Among Us
- Chapter 14 - Do You Understand What Absolute Defense Is?
- Chapter 13 - Little Black Room? Garbage Dump!
- Chapter 12 - To Learn Without Thinking Is to Die
- Chapter 11 - How Is My Mission Different from Yours?
- Chapter 10 - Heading to Gao Shan High School
- Chapter 9 - I'm a Farmer, This is a Beet!
- Chapter 8 - Abyss God! Activate!
- Chapter 7 - Excellent, an Evil God Has Its Eyes on Me
- Chapter 6 - The Most Insane Accusation!
- Chapter 5 - The Death Rule Only I Can Crack!
- Chapter 4 - The Monster Who Ignores the Death Rule
- Chapter 3 - A Crooked Body Fears No Proper Shadow!
- Chapter 2 - The Undying Youth's Mental State is Stable
- Chapter 1 - The Uncatchable Murderer