Chapter 49 - I’m Looking for a Red Tentacle Thief. Do You Know Him?
Chapter 49 - I’m Looking for a Red Tentacle Thief. Do You Know Him?
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“What a humorous and witty young man. Although I don’t understand what this ‘Q Coin’ you speak of is, I’m somewhat interested in trading for it. Do you top up Q Coins?”
The Gentleman Penguin’s question-mark face shifted as it tapped the ground lightly with its cane.
Duang!
A gift box, wrapped in colorful ribbons, appeared on the previously empty ground.
Wu Wang’s expression finally changed.
If he mentally removed the multicolored ribbons, the box before him looked strangely familiar. On top of it sat a large question mark.
Patap—
The Gentleman Penguin hopped onto the Question Mark Box. It flicked its top hat with its cane.
“Allow me to introduce myself,” it said elegantly. “I am Teng Xun Adolf, the sole designated president of the Myriad Treasures Chamber of Commerce and the Myriad Treasures Auctioneer who travels between the realms.”
Teng Xun…
And you said you weren’t here to get me to top up Q Coins!
Before Wu Wang could even start roasting the “Adolf” part of the name, the Gentleman Penguin’s next words quieted him.
“I am currently pursuing a Red Tentacle Thief across the Myriad Realms.”
“He took advantage of my inattention to steal two items, and he even made my precious box depressed. Young man, if you have any relevant clues, you can also trade with me. The reward is very generous, you know.”
Wu Wang was left speechless.
What do you mean, thief!
That was a lottery spot the system rewarded me with!
The way I drew the prize was just a little strange, that’s all. A scholar’s business can’t be called stealing!
Although he was protesting inwardly, his eyes unconsciously drifted toward the sky as he whistled a meaningless tune.
“Haha, the sky is so blue today.”
The Gentleman Penguin was a little confused.
It tilted its head and looked up.
The sky was filled with dark clouds.
But it didn’t dwell on it, merely shrugging.
“Of course, that’s a side topic. Let’s talk about the current deal first.”
With that, the Gentleman Penguin pointed its cane at Wu Xiaoyou, then at the stone in Wu Wang’s hand.
Squinting its already small eyes, it said in a deep, magnetic voice, “I will help you seal this parasite. In exchange, this stone will be mine. I’m somewhat curious about how it was formed.”
Oh, so it was after the Abyss God again, Wu Wang realized.
Although the 【Memory-Washing Stone】’s formation came from the extreme Resentment Qi of the Yin Fate Saintesses, they were ultimately awakened by the Abyss God’s aura. Therefore, this stone was definitely not just a simple condensation of Resentment Qi.
“I have one condition.”
Wu Wang pointed at Wu Xiaoyou.
“You cannot harm the original owner of this body. If you can do that, I’ll agree.”
The Gentleman Penguin smiled faintly. A yellow exclamation mark appeared above its top hat, and the Question Mark Box under its feet trembled as if it had heard the greatest joke in the world.
“My reputation resounds throughout the Myriad Realms. You can rest assured. That little girl will be fine.”
“Reputation?” Wu Wang asked, feigning confusion. “You mean your… demolition?”
The Gentleman Penguin tilted its head.
“?”
BOOM—
The words had barely left its mouth when thunder rumbled and lightning flashed across the sky.
A fierce bolt struck the Gentleman Penguin where it stood. The power of the blast cracked the ground and sent countless stone fragments flying, kicking up a cloud of dust that shot into the heavens.
The Yin Fate Great God nodded slightly.
Although It had no pupils, one could clearly feel the disdain and anger in Its gaze.
It was being looked down on by a penguin!
The creature had even called It a “parasite”!
The Yin Fate Great God, occupying Wu Xiaoyou’s body, understood what a parasite was through her memories. The insult filled It with rage.
“This is transaction time. Could you please be a little more polite?” came the Gentleman Penguin’s voice.
The next second, a fierce wind blew, sweeping the dust clean.
The penguin stood in the same spot, leaning on its cane. Not even a speck of dust stained its black suit. Its posture was inexplicably gentlemanly and elegant.
Wu Wang didn’t know how he managed to see ‘elegance’ in a penguin’s posture.
“This is not the Yin Domain Myriad Ghosts Realm. A parasite like you has no business being here. But since you’ve arrived, don’t even think about leaving.”
The Gentleman Penguin’s voice turned icy.
Swish—
The 【Memory-Washing Stone】 that Wu Wang had hidden in his shadow suddenly appeared in the Gentleman Penguin’s hand.
It tapped the stone lightly with its cane.
Bang—
The entire stone instantly shattered into a sky full of black dust. Faint wails of Resentment Qi echoed from within. Occasional flashes of red light twinkled like distant stars, rendering the Ancestral Hall as dreamlike as the depths of the cosmos.
But it only lasted for a second.
The next moment, all the dust enveloped Wu Xiaoyou, instantly cocooning her head.
“Mmm… An interesting stone.”
The Gentleman Penguin nodded slightly in approval.
The Yin Fate Great God felt an emotion It had never experienced before. According to Wu Xiaoyou’s memories, this emotion was called…
Fear!
It discovered Its schemes in various places were collapsing one by one. All Its memories of those places were disappearing. Even Its core, fundamental strength was continuously weakening, as if It were being stripped away by some unknown power!
A hint of surprise also appeared in Wu Wang’s eyes.
When the 【Memory-Washing Stone】 shattered, its information had flashed on his panel. It was now a 【Memory-Washing Stone Kai (Legendary)】, a consumable item that could selectively wash away all sources of power from an instance target.
Holy cow, this penguin knocked an Epic Item into a Legendary one with a single tap of its cane?
“No… No! What did you do!”
The Yin Fate Great God began to roar in impotent rage.
Its pathetic appearance reminded Wu Wang of the Old Village Chief, whose head he had blown off with the AK not long ago.
The two of them were so similar.
It didn’t know It was wrong.
It just knew It was done for.
“A parasite should be buried deep underground. That’s what befits your status.”
The Gentleman Penguin swung its cane lightly, with the carefree air of a dancer.
With that said, a dust-covered pig’s head on the offering table floated up.
A bizarre, grayish-white gas appeared out of thin air behind Wu Xiaoyou’s head. Within it, one could faintly hear the unwilling roars of the Yin Fate Great God.
Swish—
The gas was forced into the pig’s head, dyeing it grayish-white in an instant.
At the same time, the pig’s head floated over the open space. A floor tile scuttled aside on its own, revealing a deep pit underneath that had appeared out of nowhere, as if waiting for an offering.
Clang—
The pig’s head fell into the deep pit, and the floor tile slid back into place.
Just as the Gentleman Penguin had said, the Yin Fate Great God was sealed deep underground. Who knew how long it would be before It saw the light of day again? By then, how much of Its so-called great power would remain?
“Young man, how about it?”
The Gentleman Penguin smiled and waved its cane toward Wu Xiaoyou’s limp body. She floated up and came to a stop before Wu Wang, the dust on her body swept clean in the process.
“Is she really okay? No problems at all?” Wu Wang was still uncertain.
The Gentleman Penguin raised an eyebrow.
“Rest assured, not a single hair on her head was harmed. It’s just that removing the parasite affected her soul a little.”
“After the little girl wakes up from her one-shichen slumber, all her memories of this place will disappear. Other than that, she is completely unharmed.”
“!”
Wu Wang’s expression became unnatural.
Could this be the reason why my Second Sister in reality never mentioned Yin Fate Village to me?
Her memories were erased at this moment!
Could this place really be five years ago?
“I was just passing through this place while pursuing the Red Tentacle Thief. I came in out of curiosity. Now that the transaction is complete, please forgive me for taking my leave. Farewell.”
The Gentleman Penguin bowed slightly.
But Wu Wang spoke up to stop it.
“Wait!”
His shadow fumbled over the Old Village Chief’s body for a moment, then held up a white ring.
“Since you’re interested in the Memory-Washing Stone, how about we make another deal? Would you be interested in this?”
This thing stored a small amount of the Abyss God’s aura!
If the penguin was really just after the Abyss God, the trade value of this item would definitely be enough!
The Gentleman Penguin glanced at it. It tapped the ground lightly with its cane, shaking its head.
“What a pity,” it said with some regret. “I’m not interested in this ring. If you really need to trade, at most it can only be exchanged for some small trinket.”
Hearing this, Wu Wang smiled.
He was looking right at the top of the penguin’s head. Clearly floating there was a simple line of text.
【He craves this trade!!】
Heh. So it’s a Black-hearted Penguin.
Trying to get a bargain at my expense?
Well, sorry, but you’re going to take a fall today, one way or another! When it comes to ripping people off, I’m the professional.
Chapters
- Chapter 246 - This Is a Loving Big Family
- Chapter 245 - Welfare Home or Zoo?
- Chapter 244 - A Strange Encounter in the Calamity Lair
- Chapter 243 - The Judicial Divine Beast, A Universally Acknowledged Good Person
- Chapter 242 - A Life I Hope Can Last Forever
- Chapter 241 - Hidden Reward, Scarce Title
- Chapter 240 - Clue to a Legendary Item
- Chapter 239 - Soul of Desire
- Chapter 238 - Big Boss, Do You Need Me to Job
- Chapter 237 - Just Do Good Deeds, and Don't Ask About What Lies Ahead
- Chapter 236 - Don't Worry, More Than Half the World Is Being Buried with You
- Chapter 235 - Sorry, You Can't Save Anything
- Chapter 234 - That Night, The Moonlight Was So Beautiful
- Chapter 233 - The Real Instance BOSS is Here!
- Chapter 232 - You Are the Opera God
- Chapter 231 - The Overlord's Death, Wu Wang's Plan
- Chapter 230 - Ambushed from All Sides, a Desperate End at Gaixia
- Chapter 229 - Farewell My Concubine
- Chapter 228 - Seized and Instantly Refined
- Chapter 227 - Phantom of the Opera, Ghost of the Opera
- Chapter 226 - Each Harboring Ulterior Motives, the Book
- Chapter 225 - The Doubts Remain, the Yi Garden is Shrouded in Fog
- Chapter 224 - This World Is Just That Cruel
- Chapter 223 - A Complete Reversal! Yin and Yang Inverted!
- Chapter 222 - The Person in the Well, The Soul in the Eye
- Chapter 221 - Hundred Ghosts Night Parade! The Living, Keep Out!
- Chapter 220 - Lord Guan's Great Battle against Chi You
- Chapter 219 - You Want to Dance, Too?
- Chapter 218 - Living Effigy Sacrifice
- Chapter 217 - Walk the Nuo Opera, a Sacrifice for Gods and Ghosts!
- Chapter 216 - Taboos of the Stage
- Chapter 215 - Death Follows Close Behind
- Chapter 214 - Human Refining Mutiny, Tree of Sighs!
- Chapter 213 - That Night, Everything Changed
- Chapter 212 - The Troupe Leader of the Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 211 - The Corpse is Speaking
- Chapter 210 - Information and the Opera God Tower
- Chapter 209 - This Power Does Not Belong to You!
- Chapter 208 - Ah Dou Fights Zhao Zilong at Changbanpo!
- Chapter 207 - Where Did Pending Death Go? He's in the Opera!
- Chapter 206 - The Prince's Might, Invincible and Unstoppable!
- Chapter 205 - The Quest Objective is Survival
- Chapter 204 - Who Said This Prince Is No Good? This Prince Is Great!
- Chapter 203 - Shen Bao, The Taste is Superb!
- Chapter 202 - Just a Life? Here, You Can Have It!
- Chapter 201 - Five
- Chapter 200 - The Real and Fake Troupe Leaders, Back From the Dead
- Chapter 199 - The Strange, Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 198 - A Night of Terror at the Opera House
- Chapter 197 - Mental Contamination? What's That?
- Chapter 196 - A Surprise in the Puppet Show
- Chapter 195 - Opera God's Righteous Garden
- Chapter 194 - The Secret of the Troupe Master and the Chou
- Chapter 193 - I'm The Joker with the Heavenly Eye
- Chapter 192 - Prince, you don't look so well?
- Chapter 191 - The same old formula, the same old flavor
- Chapter 190 - Anecdotes of the Pear Garden! The Abyss God Again!
- Chapter 189 - You Like Possessing People? Come Clash with the Abyss God!
- Chapter 188 - The Fortune
- Chapter 187 - The Pen Immortal, House Guardian Extraordinaire
- Chapter 186 - The Curse of Fate Is Yours Now
- Chapter 185 - The Demise of Zhuge
- Chapter 184 - Fate is a Predestined End, So Isn't Death a Release?
- Chapter 183 - The Girl Who Spent Her Entire Life Trying to Escape Fear
- Chapter 182 - Pluto Research Institute
- Chapter 181 - The Duel Field
- Chapter 180 - Zhuge Yue's Power Is Beyond Your Imagination!
- Chapter 179 - Wan Shitong Was Going to Have Her Fill of Lessons
- Chapter 178 - Don't Worry, This Isn't the Only Loss You'll Be Taking
- Chapter 177 - My Strength Comes From Your Imagination!
- Chapter 176 - The Biggest Scam in Spirit Calamity History
- Chapter 175 - You Think My Costume is Just for Being Weird?
- Chapter 174 - The Mysterious Diviner Witch
- Chapter 173 - Mechanism Modification for a Legendary Item
- Chapter 172 - A Street Stall Business is Still a Commercial Job!
- Chapter 171 - I Never Said I Was From the Abnormal Affairs Bureau, Did I?
- Chapter 170 - So, Not Off Means On?
- Chapter 169 - The 【Legendary】 Item Hanging in Plain Sight!
- Chapter 168 - I Was Born for This!
- Chapter 167 - What is God
- Chapter 166 - A Deceptive Deal and the Evolution of Cloud
- Chapter 165 - I Feel Like I've Seen This Sales Method Somewhere Before?
- Chapter 164 - The Abyss God's Flavor is Strong! No Need for More Salt!
- Chapter 163 - Where the Hell Did It Send Me Back To?
- Chapter 162 - Did I Just Break the Instance Again?
- Chapter 161 - Hey! I've Got an Inside Scoop!
- Chapter 160 - A Warning to All Players Against Contract Fraud!
- Chapter 159 - Church Shelter
- Chapter 158 - The Mantis Stalks the Cicada, Unaware of The Oriole Behind!
- Chapter 157 - Threatening a Balance? I Don't Take Threats!
- Chapter 156 - The Seed Scramble, The Mastermind Behind the Scenes!
- Chapter 155 - Seal Broken, Superpowers Return!
- Chapter 154 - Slaughter? Or Salvation?
- Chapter 153 - Isn't Hope Also a Form of Despair?
- Chapter 152 - A Man's Knees Are Precious as Gold, It's Time to Cash In!
- Chapter 151 - A Strategic Cooperation to Clear the Area!
- Chapter 150 - The Source of the Twisted Resentful Spirits
- Chapter 149 - Open Up! Free Trade!
- Chapter 148 - The Bizarrely Righteous Mr. Xiezhi
- Chapter 147 - The Relic Scramble Begins!
- Chapter 146 - Pending Death Logs Off, Shuangying Takes the Stage!
- Chapter 145 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved!
- Chapter 144 - This Mountain is Mine, These Trees I Planted!
- Chapter 143 - Are You Interested in Becoming an Auctioneer?
- Chapter 142 - The Clown's Red Nose and Its Set
- Chapter 141 - And He Even Has to Thank Me!
- Chapter 140 - Extortion and a Sucker
- Chapter 139 - Not Even Jesus Can Save You! I Said So!
- Chapter 138 - The Origin of the Twisted and the Contaminated Relics
- Chapter 137 - Awakening! Guess Who I Am?
- Chapter 136 - The Loser Bites the Dust! The Winner Bites the Dust, Too!
- Chapter 135 - The Treasure
- Chapter 134 - Have You Heard of the One Piece?
- Chapter 133 - A Bizarre Way to Cross a Hundred Years
- Chapter 132 - The Twisted, Don't Turn Around, I'm Suffering
- Chapter 131 - The Entire Town of Heretics!
- Chapter 130 - Let Us Sail to the Sea of Desire!
- Chapter 129 - The Mary Cruise Ship Reappears!
- Chapter 128 - I’m Going to Poach Your Believers!
- Chapter 127 - Isn't This a Form of NTR?
- Chapter 126 - Are You Sure You’re Not Some Kind of Devil?
- Chapter 125 - Groundhog Day
- Chapter 124 - Suffering Exists in Every Present Moment
- Chapter 123 - The Nun's Ultimate Suffering
- Chapter 122 - Who in the World Is He?
- Chapter 121 - The Simple and Honest Aiguyi
- Chapter 120 - Only Through Suffering Can One Walk This Place
- Chapter 119 - Polite Knocking
- Chapter 118 - I'm a Professional Forensic Examiner
- Chapter 117 - Suffering is the Key!
- Chapter 116 - God Said, All Are Equal!
- Chapter 115 - Haunted by a Vicious Ghost, the Instance Begins!
- Chapter 114 - You Mean You Want Me to Kill Myself?
- Chapter 113 - I Have Already Grasped the Future!
- Chapter 112 - A Spy Among Spies Among Spies
- Chapter 111 - Relic Scramble
- Chapter 110 - The Calamity Cult, Enemies on a Narrow Road!
- Chapter 109 - I’d Like to Keep a Low Profile, But My Strength Won’t Allow It!
- Chapter 108 - Spirit Calamity Plaza!
- Chapter 107 - I Want to Dig Open Your Brain and Have a Look
- Chapter 106 - The Jinx, Zhuge Yue
- Chapter 105 - I Seem to Have Brought Back Something Extraordinary
- Chapter 104 - The Black
- Chapter 103 - Abyss God! You're Not Actually a God, Are You?
- Chapter 102 - I Told an Angel a Hell Joke
- Chapter 101 - These Damned Angels Are Making My Sanity Spin
- Chapter 100 - The Masquerade Ball's Final Funeral!
- Chapter 99 - Bloody Mary's Awakening of Freedom
- Chapter 98 - Fifth Night's Scarlet Dance!
- Chapter 97 - You’d Better Be Able to Actually Kill Me
- Chapter 96 - The Tragicomic Joker
- Chapter 95 - The Wise One's Unexpected Delight
- Chapter 94 - Flawless Calculations
- Chapter 93 - The Essence of Humanity is Seeking Fun
- Chapter 92 - Mr. William, I Want to Bet My Life Against Yours!
- Chapter 91 - Today's Warrior! It's All About Guts!
- Chapter 90 - I Need a Warrior Who Is Willing to Die
- Chapter 89 - William's Hongmen Banquet Invitation!
- Chapter 88 - Decade, You Seem a Bit Too Extreme
- Chapter 87 - The Mary Resurrection Ritual!
- Chapter 86 - Xiaochuan Does Bad Things, Karmic Retribution Comes Around!
- Chapter 85 - Excuse Me, Was the Corpse You Mentioned… Me?
- Chapter 84 - I Am The Sinner!
- Chapter 83 - La Traviata
- Chapter 82 - She Flees, He Pursues, She Has No Escape
- Chapter 81 - Apocalypse of Gambling!
- Chapter 80 - O Captain, My Captain!
- Chapter 79 - Werewolf on the Cruise Ship
- Chapter 78 - There's a Traitor Among Us!
- Chapter 77 - Mary of the Back Kitchen
- Chapter 76 - The Back Kitchen? This is the Backrooms!
- Chapter 75 - Mary's Special Attention
- Chapter 74 - The Dance of Ultimate Bliss!
- Chapter 73 - Dangers Lurk Everywhere, the Ball is Nigh!
- Chapter 72 - The First Unlucky Victim Appears
- Chapter 71 - You've Startled Mary!
- Chapter 70 - It's You Who Are Treading on Thin Ice, Not Me
- Chapter 69 - Who Says This Isn't a Mask?
- Chapter 68 - The Masquerade Ball
- Chapter 67 - Clue to a Nightmare
- Chapter 66 - Talk Therapy Has Met Its Match! So Terrifying!
- Chapter 65 - Spirit Calamity Game Special Strategic Partner
- Chapter 64 - Abyss God! I Bet Your Gun Has No Bullets!
- Chapter 63 - My Name is Wu Wang, and I'm About to Start Lying!
- Chapter 62 - That Was No Accident!
- Chapter 61 - Countering is Supreme! Methods Like a God!
- Chapter 60 - Unfathomable Methods, Truly a Master!
- Chapter 59 - You Can Tell He's Terrifyingly Strong Just From His Stance
- Chapter 58 - His Way of Showing Off Reminds Me of a Friend
- Chapter 57 - Fear Monger? I'm a Respectable Family Man!
- Chapter 56 - If the Opponent is a God, It Will Be a Bit Tricky
- Chapter 55 - I Now Really Have a Sword Called Xiaochuan
- Chapter 54 - The True Meaning of Social Phobia Is Making Society Phobic
- Chapter 53 - Hacking? This Is All My Own Effort and Sweat!
- Chapter 52 - Instance Rewards and Skill Evolution Conditions
- Chapter 51 - What is the Chronicle of the Desolate Village? First, It Must Be a Desolate Village.
- Chapter 50 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved
- Chapter 49 - I’m Looking for a Red Tentacle Thief. Do You Know Him?
- Chapter 48 - Thanks for the Offer, but I Don’t Top Up Q Coins
- Chapter 47 - The Best Sacrifice is the Undying!
- Chapter 46 - I Feel He’s Not Even a Fraction of the Abyss God
- Chapter 45 - The Saintess's Entrustment
- Chapter 44 - Zero
- Chapter 43 - Just a Saintess’s Task
- Chapter 42 - What is a Yin Fate? The Mystery of the Saintess
- Chapter 41 - Make a Deal? The Name Is desire
- Chapter 40 - Old Geezer! Your Stand
- Chapter 39 - Contaminated Nightmare
- Chapter 38 - Let the Feast Begin! So It Was You, You Bastard!
- Chapter 37 - Oh Crap, I'm the Sacrifice?
- Chapter 36 - The Village Chief's Secret
- Chapter 35 - There's Something Unclean in the Village!
- Chapter 34 - The Name's Zhang Sanfeng, What Can I Do for You?
- Chapter 33 - Solo Instance! Chronicle of the Desolate Village!
- Chapter 32 - Abnormal Activity in the Abyss, an Announcement Arrives
- Chapter 31 - What Kind of Medicine Did You Think I Was Selling in My Gourd?
- Chapter 30 - A Lottery Draw? More Like a Mugging!
- Chapter 29 - Pending Death is the Best Teammate I've Ever Met!
- Chapter 28 - The Dragon Slayer Finally Becomes the Dragon
- Chapter 27 - I Am the Abyss God's Nemesis! The Bug
- Chapter 26 - Door God? Abyss God!
- Chapter 25 - What to Do If You Run Into a Ghost? Run It Over!
- Chapter 24 - Corpse
- Chapter 23 - Am I Crazy? No, The World Is Crazy
- Chapter 22 - Entering the Art Building by Night
- Chapter 21 - So the Trap Was Waiting for Me Here, Huh?
- Chapter 20 - You Look Pretty Happy, Huh? Let Me Cure You of That!
- Chapter 19 - Pending Death, Are You Human or Ghost?
- Chapter 18 - Gao Shan Ghost School
- Chapter 17 - Teacher, You Wouldn't Want the Principal to Find Out, Would You?
- Chapter 16 - What the Hell!
- Chapter 15 - The Ghost Story Is Right Here Among Us
- Chapter 14 - Do You Understand What Absolute Defense Is?
- Chapter 13 - Little Black Room? Garbage Dump!
- Chapter 12 - To Learn Without Thinking Is to Die
- Chapter 11 - How Is My Mission Different from Yours?
- Chapter 10 - Heading to Gao Shan High School
- Chapter 9 - I'm a Farmer, This is a Beet!
- Chapter 8 - Abyss God! Activate!
- Chapter 7 - Excellent, an Evil God Has Its Eyes on Me
- Chapter 6 - The Most Insane Accusation!
- Chapter 5 - The Death Rule Only I Can Crack!
- Chapter 4 - The Monster Who Ignores the Death Rule
- Chapter 3 - A Crooked Body Fears No Proper Shadow!
- Chapter 2 - The Undying Youth's Mental State is Stable
- Chapter 1 - The Uncatchable Murderer