Chapter 95 - The Wise One's Unexpected Delight
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- Chapter 95 - The Wise One's Unexpected Delight
Wu Wang asked Number Five to explain what had happened.
But she just shook her head, indicating she couldn’t.
“Miss Mary’s consciousness forbids me from revealing everything to you,” she said. “This is a rule and cannot be changed.”
Number Five could only reveal certain things she had been asked to do, such as the events that had just transpired.
Wu Wang didn’t mind. The information he had was sufficient.
What’s more, he now had a cheat that let him see into people’s hearts. He didn’t think he would lose.
Even though he couldn’t remember who his opponent was, it didn’t matter. He would win.
The most pressing matter was to find the fox and the grey wolf.
He stood up and put the Decade Suit back on. The two of them walked out of the KTV hall.
Led by Number Five, they headed directly to the open-air swimming pool on the other side of the cruise ship.
“Number One said the female guest is here,” Number Five explained.
All waitresses on the ship could choose to share portions of their memories. This rule activated automatically whenever a guest made a request that a waitress couldn’t handle, but another knew the answer.
So, when Wu Wang asked for the Fox Loli’s location, another waitress had shared the memory with Number Five.
Before long, they arrived at the swimming pool.
They immediately saw a petite lady in the water. She wore an extremely conservative swimsuit, looking completely out of place among the bikinis and other revealing swimwear.
She was practicing how to swim.
That’s right, practicing.
The Fox Loli couldn’t swim.
And the person teaching her, by sheer coincidence, was the male guest in the Grey Wolf Mask.
Wu Wang was a little surprised. He hadn’t expected these two to have already met. They even seemed to have a pretty good relationship.
Wu Wang raised an eyebrow.
“I asked you to have them trust each other. What was the goal?”
This was a request Number Five had received long ago, so it was within the scope of what she could reveal.
She explained softly, “You told me to make them trust each other before tonight’s ball. They were to dance together continuously, tonight and tomorrow as well.”
This was one of the things that made Number Five admire Wu Wang. He always seemed to have a backup plan. He’d prepared a way to awaken his memories, and even if that failed, he had another method to carry on.
“Well, things look much more convenient now,” Wu Wang chuckled.
He then walked toward the pair.
But as he approached, he overheard their bewildering conversation.
“Hey! Grey Wolf, after I learn to swim, you have to take me to catch Pleasant Goat, okay?”
“Alright, alright. Just don’t go jumping into the sea to prove a point. Remember, you’re not a Merfolk!”
“Hmph! I am! I am!”
Those few short sentences nearly fried Wu Wang’s CPU.
What was this situation? Some kind of role-play between a young couple? Why was it so nonsensical?
The magenta suit Wu Wang wore was too conspicuous. Even in his state of utter helplessness, Bei Lang spotted the approaching Decade at a glance.
A glint flashed in his eyes.
He quickly told Fox Loli to play with a swim ring for a bit, then swam back to the shore.
“Yan Shuangying?” he asked, pleasantly surprised. “You have a way to recover your memories too?”
Wu Wang was even more astonished.
“Too? It seems you know quite a bit.”
This was unexpected, even beyond what Wu Wang had anticipated when he made the bet with William. He had never imagined that Bei Lang would be able to remember anything under the power of the rules.
After all, Wu Wang didn’t know the other party possessed a special piece of equipment, the 【Unforgettable Memo】.
This item was used passively. It only needed to be held. When the user needed to recall something, it would allow them to accurately retrieve the memory of the scene where the record was made.
And Bei Lang was someone who liked to take notes. He had made a record even before heading to the Hongmen Club. He had described the appearance and text of the invitation in detail, along with the various precautions Wu Wang had mentioned.
One note was especially important. 【At the ball, I must dance with the same person every night. My dance partner is Xiaoxiao, a petite, aloof loli wearing a fox mask.】
Bei Lang had taken notes on most of what had happened on the ship. From the moment he woke up in his room, these things began to continuously resurface in his mind.
Unfortunately, Bei Lang did not recall being a player. The other items in his backpack were also unusable.
After all, one only records things they’ve experienced. Who would write ‘I am a normal person’ in a memo? By that same logic, he hadn’t written ‘I am a Spirit Calamity Player’ either.
But the memo clearly described the appearance of Decade, 【Yan Shuangying】, and detailed that he was trustworthy and what he had done.
That was why Bei Lang was so pleasantly surprised. He thought Wu Wang had recovered his memories too.
After Bei Lang explained the situation, Wu Wang pondered for a moment.
“So that’s how it is,” he said. “But why are you teaching her to swim? What kind of strange hobby is this?”
Hearing this, Bei Lang became even more helpless. He covered his face and sighed.
“I knew something was wrong when I found her. She might have already been Cursed, so she lost more than just her memories.”
“She also lost all her adult cognition,” he continued. “She now truly believes she’s a child. She even thinks she’s a mermaid princess.”
“She keeps trying to jump into the water, but she can’t swim, so I have to coax her and teach her a little.”
Because her mental state was so immature, Bei Lang was worried she wouldn’t agree to dance with him at the ball. He needed to make a good impression on her now to prevent any mishaps later.
“A child? I’m the best at dealing with kids. Let me handle this.”
Wu Wang pushed Bei Lang aside and walked toward the edge of the pool. Before Bei Lang could react, the two had already struck up a conversation.
“Xiaoxiao, is there anything you want to eat? Big Brother Decade will go buy it for you.”
Fox Loli pointed happily at a shop not far away.
“There’s a big sister selling candy over there!”
The shop provided all kinds of snacks and ice cream for guests at the pool. Wu Wang looked over. A waitress was standing there, a variety of candies displayed on the counter before her.
He pondered for a moment before speaking.
“Girl, I know the saying ‘you are what you eat,’ but even if you’re as flat as an airport runway, you can’t do this. Human trafficking is illegal, and Hannibal-like behavior will also get you arrested.”
“?”
Fox Loli glanced down at her own flat chest, then looked up at the well-endowed waitress.
Tears began to well up in her eyes.
Bei Lang was dumbfounded. Was this what he called being good with kids? He wasn’t helping, he was just being a cruel bully! She wanted to buy candy, not the waitress selling it!
Before he could step forward to comfort her, Number Five stepped in. She smiled, took two pieces of candy from her pocket, and handed them to Xiaoxiao.
“Eat this. Big Sister bought it for you.”
At that moment, a red bow-tie-shaped item was pinned to her collar.
Gaining trust always required a pretext for intervention. In this case, it was coaxing a child.
Beneath his suit, the corners of Wu Wang’s mouth curved up slightly.
He knew.
He knew that two unwavering pairs of dance partners would appear at the balls over the next two days. Number Five would steadfastly choose him. Grey Wolf and Fox Loli were his backup plan.
As long as one pair completed the mission, this bet was a sure win.
William, I can’t wait to see the look on your face when you’re flustered and exasperated.
I hope you don’t splash any blood on me when you kill yourself…
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- Chapter 216 - Taboos of the Stage
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- Chapter 213 - That Night, Everything Changed
- Chapter 212 - The Troupe Leader of the Dilapidated Opera Building
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- Chapter 177 - My Strength Comes From Your Imagination!
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- Chapter 155 - Seal Broken, Superpowers Return!
- Chapter 154 - Slaughter? Or Salvation?
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- Chapter 151 - A Strategic Cooperation to Clear the Area!
- Chapter 150 - The Source of the Twisted Resentful Spirits
- Chapter 149 - Open Up! Free Trade!
- Chapter 148 - The Bizarrely Righteous Mr. Xiezhi
- Chapter 147 - The Relic Scramble Begins!
- Chapter 146 - Pending Death Logs Off, Shuangying Takes the Stage!
- Chapter 145 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved!
- Chapter 144 - This Mountain is Mine, These Trees I Planted!
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- Chapter 135 - The Treasure
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- Chapter 132 - The Twisted, Don't Turn Around, I'm Suffering
- Chapter 131 - The Entire Town of Heretics!
- Chapter 130 - Let Us Sail to the Sea of Desire!
- Chapter 129 - The Mary Cruise Ship Reappears!
- Chapter 128 - I’m Going to Poach Your Believers!
- Chapter 127 - Isn't This a Form of NTR?
- Chapter 126 - Are You Sure You’re Not Some Kind of Devil?
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- Chapter 124 - Suffering Exists in Every Present Moment
- Chapter 123 - The Nun's Ultimate Suffering
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- Chapter 120 - Only Through Suffering Can One Walk This Place
- Chapter 119 - Polite Knocking
- Chapter 118 - I'm a Professional Forensic Examiner
- Chapter 117 - Suffering is the Key!
- Chapter 116 - God Said, All Are Equal!
- Chapter 115 - Haunted by a Vicious Ghost, the Instance Begins!
- Chapter 114 - You Mean You Want Me to Kill Myself?
- Chapter 113 - I Have Already Grasped the Future!
- Chapter 112 - A Spy Among Spies Among Spies
- Chapter 111 - Relic Scramble
- Chapter 110 - The Calamity Cult, Enemies on a Narrow Road!
- Chapter 109 - I’d Like to Keep a Low Profile, But My Strength Won’t Allow It!
- Chapter 108 - Spirit Calamity Plaza!
- Chapter 107 - I Want to Dig Open Your Brain and Have a Look
- Chapter 106 - The Jinx, Zhuge Yue
- Chapter 105 - I Seem to Have Brought Back Something Extraordinary
- Chapter 104 - The Black
- Chapter 103 - Abyss God! You're Not Actually a God, Are You?
- Chapter 102 - I Told an Angel a Hell Joke
- Chapter 101 - These Damned Angels Are Making My Sanity Spin
- Chapter 100 - The Masquerade Ball's Final Funeral!
- Chapter 99 - Bloody Mary's Awakening of Freedom
- Chapter 98 - Fifth Night's Scarlet Dance!
- Chapter 97 - You’d Better Be Able to Actually Kill Me
- Chapter 96 - The Tragicomic Joker
- Chapter 95 - The Wise One's Unexpected Delight
- Chapter 94 - Flawless Calculations
- Chapter 93 - The Essence of Humanity is Seeking Fun
- Chapter 92 - Mr. William, I Want to Bet My Life Against Yours!
- Chapter 91 - Today's Warrior! It's All About Guts!
- Chapter 90 - I Need a Warrior Who Is Willing to Die
- Chapter 89 - William's Hongmen Banquet Invitation!
- Chapter 88 - Decade, You Seem a Bit Too Extreme
- Chapter 87 - The Mary Resurrection Ritual!
- Chapter 86 - Xiaochuan Does Bad Things, Karmic Retribution Comes Around!
- Chapter 85 - Excuse Me, Was the Corpse You Mentioned… Me?
- Chapter 84 - I Am The Sinner!
- Chapter 83 - La Traviata
- Chapter 82 - She Flees, He Pursues, She Has No Escape
- Chapter 81 - Apocalypse of Gambling!
- Chapter 80 - O Captain, My Captain!
- Chapter 79 - Werewolf on the Cruise Ship
- Chapter 78 - There's a Traitor Among Us!
- Chapter 77 - Mary of the Back Kitchen
- Chapter 76 - The Back Kitchen? This is the Backrooms!
- Chapter 75 - Mary's Special Attention
- Chapter 74 - The Dance of Ultimate Bliss!
- Chapter 73 - Dangers Lurk Everywhere, the Ball is Nigh!
- Chapter 72 - The First Unlucky Victim Appears
- Chapter 71 - You've Startled Mary!
- Chapter 70 - It's You Who Are Treading on Thin Ice, Not Me
- Chapter 69 - Who Says This Isn't a Mask?
- Chapter 68 - The Masquerade Ball
- Chapter 67 - Clue to a Nightmare
- Chapter 66 - Talk Therapy Has Met Its Match! So Terrifying!
- Chapter 65 - Spirit Calamity Game Special Strategic Partner
- Chapter 64 - Abyss God! I Bet Your Gun Has No Bullets!
- Chapter 63 - My Name is Wu Wang, and I'm About to Start Lying!
- Chapter 62 - That Was No Accident!
- Chapter 61 - Countering is Supreme! Methods Like a God!
- Chapter 60 - Unfathomable Methods, Truly a Master!
- Chapter 59 - You Can Tell He's Terrifyingly Strong Just From His Stance
- Chapter 58 - His Way of Showing Off Reminds Me of a Friend
- Chapter 57 - Fear Monger? I'm a Respectable Family Man!
- Chapter 56 - If the Opponent is a God, It Will Be a Bit Tricky
- Chapter 55 - I Now Really Have a Sword Called Xiaochuan
- Chapter 54 - The True Meaning of Social Phobia Is Making Society Phobic
- Chapter 53 - Hacking? This Is All My Own Effort and Sweat!
- Chapter 52 - Instance Rewards and Skill Evolution Conditions
- Chapter 51 - What is the Chronicle of the Desolate Village? First, It Must Be a Desolate Village.
- Chapter 50 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved
- Chapter 49 - I’m Looking for a Red Tentacle Thief. Do You Know Him?
- Chapter 48 - Thanks for the Offer, but I Don’t Top Up Q Coins
- Chapter 47 - The Best Sacrifice is the Undying!
- Chapter 46 - I Feel He’s Not Even a Fraction of the Abyss God
- Chapter 45 - The Saintess's Entrustment
- Chapter 44 - Zero
- Chapter 43 - Just a Saintess’s Task
- Chapter 42 - What is a Yin Fate? The Mystery of the Saintess
- Chapter 41 - Make a Deal? The Name Is desire
- Chapter 40 - Old Geezer! Your Stand
- Chapter 39 - Contaminated Nightmare
- Chapter 38 - Let the Feast Begin! So It Was You, You Bastard!
- Chapter 37 - Oh Crap, I'm the Sacrifice?
- Chapter 36 - The Village Chief's Secret
- Chapter 35 - There's Something Unclean in the Village!
- Chapter 34 - The Name's Zhang Sanfeng, What Can I Do for You?
- Chapter 33 - Solo Instance! Chronicle of the Desolate Village!
- Chapter 32 - Abnormal Activity in the Abyss, an Announcement Arrives
- Chapter 31 - What Kind of Medicine Did You Think I Was Selling in My Gourd?
- Chapter 30 - A Lottery Draw? More Like a Mugging!
- Chapter 29 - Pending Death is the Best Teammate I've Ever Met!
- Chapter 28 - The Dragon Slayer Finally Becomes the Dragon
- Chapter 27 - I Am the Abyss God's Nemesis! The Bug
- Chapter 26 - Door God? Abyss God!
- Chapter 25 - What to Do If You Run Into a Ghost? Run It Over!
- Chapter 24 - Corpse
- Chapter 23 - Am I Crazy? No, The World Is Crazy
- Chapter 22 - Entering the Art Building by Night
- Chapter 21 - So the Trap Was Waiting for Me Here, Huh?
- Chapter 20 - You Look Pretty Happy, Huh? Let Me Cure You of That!
- Chapter 19 - Pending Death, Are You Human or Ghost?
- Chapter 18 - Gao Shan Ghost School
- Chapter 17 - Teacher, You Wouldn't Want the Principal to Find Out, Would You?
- Chapter 16 - What the Hell!
- Chapter 15 - The Ghost Story Is Right Here Among Us
- Chapter 14 - Do You Understand What Absolute Defense Is?
- Chapter 13 - Little Black Room? Garbage Dump!
- Chapter 12 - To Learn Without Thinking Is to Die
- Chapter 11 - How Is My Mission Different from Yours?
- Chapter 10 - Heading to Gao Shan High School
- Chapter 9 - I'm a Farmer, This is a Beet!
- Chapter 8 - Abyss God! Activate!
- Chapter 7 - Excellent, an Evil God Has Its Eyes on Me
- Chapter 6 - The Most Insane Accusation!
- Chapter 5 - The Death Rule Only I Can Crack!
- Chapter 4 - The Monster Who Ignores the Death Rule
- Chapter 3 - A Crooked Body Fears No Proper Shadow!
- Chapter 2 - The Undying Youth's Mental State is Stable
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