Chapter 165 - I Feel Like I've Seen This Sales Method Somewhere Before?
Chapter 165 - I Feel Like I've Seen This Sales Method Somewhere Before?
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“Good morning, Wan Shitong.”
Wu Wang smiled and walked over to her.
The Wan Shitong didn’t refuse his goodwill, simply nodding silently from beneath her hood.
Not caring whether she was waiting for someone or not, Wu Wang plopped himself down on the other end of the bench.
Before he could even speak, the Wan Shitong questioned him first.
“Excuse me, when did you tamper with the Transaction Contract?”
Wu Wang was speechless.
Damn it, he thought. She already triggered the breach of contract notification.
How long had it been since the players got out of the 【Relic Scramble】? And she’d already put a price tag on his information and started selling it?
When he didn’t answer directly, the Wan Shitong continued.
“When I was appraising the value of the information regarding That Existence and yourself, a notification from the Transaction Contract appeared in my mind. But the contract was signed with That Existence, and you weren’t present at the time. How did you modify it?”
She then explained further.
“Don’t misunderstand. I am not angry about this. I just want to make a deal with you. I want to trade for the method of modifying a contract after it’s been signed.”
Hold on a minute, sister, Wu Wang thought. Leaving aside the fact that your way of speaking sounds a bit familiar… this attitude of yours, thinking about deals anytime, anywhere… it makes it hard not to be reminded of a certain Black-hearted Penguin!
“That’s my secret…”
Before Wu Wang could finish, the Wan Shitong cut him off.
“I understand. You need me to raise the price, is that right?”
Holy shit, sister! It’s like you can read my mind! I haven’t even finished my line. I haven’t even brought up my sworn brothers or beloved family, yet you’re already offering to raise the price. How could I possibly have the nerve to agree?
In the next second, Wu Wang spoke with righteous conviction.
“Yes, that’s right. What’s your offer?”
He had the nerve. Plenty of nerve.
The Wan Shitong pondered for a moment before taking a pendant shaped like a talisman from her pocket.
“This can passively defend against one instance of sub-Legendary instant-death damage,” she said. “There are no usage conditions. How about it?”
This is perfect! It solves my most pressing need!
The danger of entering Instances was getting higher and higher, and the players he encountered were growing stronger. Wu Wang needed exactly this kind of protective item to secretly give to his second sister.
It was like getting a pillow the moment you felt sleepy.
“Deal!” Wu Wang chuckled as he accepted the talisman.
He then told her about the hidden clause in the golden thread pattern on the Transaction Contract.
In truth, even if he hadn’t said anything, she would have noticed it after being duped a few more times, provided she examined the contract carefully. Besides, even though he’d revealed it to her now, the hidden clause was still in effect. This meant the Wan Shitong couldn’t sell the information to anyone else, since it involved Wu Wang himself.
“So that’s how it is. No wonder teacher looked so displeased when he left,” the Wan Shitong muttered to herself.
Before Wu Wang could ponder the meaning of the “teacher” she mentioned, he saw her fish a fragment shaped like a puzzle piece out of her pocket.
She handed it to Wu Wang.
“This is a new service I’m offering. After every transaction, you get one fragment. Collect ten, and I will answer one question about sub-Legendary information for free.”
It seemed like a free gift, but in reality, getting ten fragments meant conducting nine more transactions with her. This was simply a blatant scheme to attract repeat business.
Wait a minute, isn’t this the same as collecting Hero Shards? Why does this sales model seem so familiar?
Wu Wang froze.
He subconsciously asked, “What’s your relationship with that penguin?”
“Hm? You know my teacher?” the Wan Shitong asked in surprise.
She had thought the Gentleman Penguin only had dealings with high-level beings like the 【Spirit Venerable of the Sea of Desire】. She never expected that a mere private tutor like Yan Shuangying would also know him.
This forced the Wan Shitong to re-evaluate Yan Shuangying’s importance. He wasn’t just a simple private tutor after all.
Little did she know, her words dealt an even greater shock to Wu Wang.
This girl is the Black-hearted Penguin’s apprentice? No wonder their speech patterns are so similar. And this sales model of collecting Hero Shards… I was the one who suggested it to the Black-hearted Penguin!
Damn it! I’m gonna charge him a copyright fee!
“I’ve made a few deals with him,” Wu Wang said, the corner of his mouth twitching.
More than just a few deals, he thought. Your teacher is currently hunting me all over the world. If I’m not mistaken, you probably have a Bounty Order for the red-tentacled thief, right?
A thought suddenly struck him.
“Hey, wait a minute. Since that penguin is your teacher, why didn’t you two greet each other on the ship? And he could have told you about the contract in advance, couldn’t he?”
The penguin had clearly known Wu Wang had tampered with the Transaction Contract. Yet the Black-hearted Penguin chose to ignore it and let the Wan Shitong sign.
What kind of teacher screws over his own apprentice like that? Was he afraid his apprentice would steal his business?
The Wan Shitong shrugged helplessly.
“Because he won’t let me acknowledge him in public. He says that I have no impact on his prestige in the world of trading, but I’ve made him lose all face in the field of education. He’ll only acknowledge me when I can make a deal with someone at the Venerable level.”
“As for the contract…” she continued. “Teacher believes in ‘learning from one’s mistakes.’ Especially with traps in Transaction Contracts like this, he probably felt I had to fall for it once to truly remember the lesson.”
Wu Wang was speechless. The Black-hearted Penguin really was a “good teacher.”
The penguin had held the tampered contract in his own hand. He had even watched from the side as Wu Wang wrote the hidden clause. And he still managed to hold back from warning his own apprentice.
With a teacher like that, sister, you must have had some terrible luck in your past life!
Of course, complaints were just complaints. The title of “Apprentice to the Myriad Treasures Chamber of Commerce’s President” actually held a lot of weight.
But if the Wan Shitong went around flaunting it, she would attract a great deal of trouble. After all, who knew what kinds of powerful beings the Black-hearted Penguin had made deals with?
If they couldn’t find the penguin, they might just come looking for his apprentice instead.
At the current stage, players were no different from ants in front of such beings, easily crushed at a whim.
She was only telling Wu Wang now because she sensed that he already knew about the connection between her and her teacher. But she never would have imagined that he had confirmed it simply through her ‘Hero Shard’ sales method.
“Is there anything else you wish to trade for? If not, I will be leaving.”
The Wan Shitong stood up and dusted off her greatcoat.
This prompted Wu Wang to ask, “Who are you waiting for? Another trading partner? Or is there some information you’re looking to acquire?”
The Wan Shitong didn’t hide anything.
“I am indeed waiting for a trading partner,” she answered forthrightly. “I want to buy the method for obtaining 【Void Yellow Sand】 from the 【God-Forsaken Land】 from them. But it seems something came up and they can’t make it. If you know how, I can trade with you as well.”
Had it been an ordinary player, the Wan Shitong would have already gotten up and left.
In the Spirit Calamity Game, few players knew of the 【God-Forsaken Land】, even among the high-level participants from the 【Relic Scramble】. Fewer still knew about the 【Void Yellow Sand】 found there.
But she figured that since Yan Shuangying had a connection to the 【Spirit Venerable of the Sea of Desire】, he might know a channel or two. That was the only reason she brought it up.
She didn’t expect Wu Wang to freeze on the spot.
His mind was filled with the image of the barren land he had just been in.
That boundless yellow sand didn’t seem to have anything special about it, did it?
“Um, let me ask first, is that 【Void Yellow Sand】 very rare?”
The Wan Shitong saw his confusion and explained.
“Of course. In the entire history of the Spirit Calamity Game, only a few players have ever reached the 【God-Forsaken Land】. The small amount of 【Void Yellow Sand】 that currently exists was all obtained from lottery-style rewards in Nightmare-level Instances. At this stage, players have yet to find any other stable method of acquiring it.”
Wu Wang’s eyes lit up.
Hey! What a coincidence!
I have a way to get the sand. You have a way to sell the sand!
How about we team up, get bigger and stronger, and create a glorious future together?
Chapters
- Chapter 246 - This Is a Loving Big Family
- Chapter 245 - Welfare Home or Zoo?
- Chapter 244 - A Strange Encounter in the Calamity Lair
- Chapter 243 - The Judicial Divine Beast, A Universally Acknowledged Good Person
- Chapter 242 - A Life I Hope Can Last Forever
- Chapter 241 - Hidden Reward, Scarce Title
- Chapter 240 - Clue to a Legendary Item
- Chapter 239 - Soul of Desire
- Chapter 238 - Big Boss, Do You Need Me to Job
- Chapter 237 - Just Do Good Deeds, and Don't Ask About What Lies Ahead
- Chapter 236 - Don't Worry, More Than Half the World Is Being Buried with You
- Chapter 235 - Sorry, You Can't Save Anything
- Chapter 234 - That Night, The Moonlight Was So Beautiful
- Chapter 233 - The Real Instance BOSS is Here!
- Chapter 232 - You Are the Opera God
- Chapter 231 - The Overlord's Death, Wu Wang's Plan
- Chapter 230 - Ambushed from All Sides, a Desperate End at Gaixia
- Chapter 229 - Farewell My Concubine
- Chapter 228 - Seized and Instantly Refined
- Chapter 227 - Phantom of the Opera, Ghost of the Opera
- Chapter 226 - Each Harboring Ulterior Motives, the Book
- Chapter 225 - The Doubts Remain, the Yi Garden is Shrouded in Fog
- Chapter 224 - This World Is Just That Cruel
- Chapter 223 - A Complete Reversal! Yin and Yang Inverted!
- Chapter 222 - The Person in the Well, The Soul in the Eye
- Chapter 221 - Hundred Ghosts Night Parade! The Living, Keep Out!
- Chapter 220 - Lord Guan's Great Battle against Chi You
- Chapter 219 - You Want to Dance, Too?
- Chapter 218 - Living Effigy Sacrifice
- Chapter 217 - Walk the Nuo Opera, a Sacrifice for Gods and Ghosts!
- Chapter 216 - Taboos of the Stage
- Chapter 215 - Death Follows Close Behind
- Chapter 214 - Human Refining Mutiny, Tree of Sighs!
- Chapter 213 - That Night, Everything Changed
- Chapter 212 - The Troupe Leader of the Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 211 - The Corpse is Speaking
- Chapter 210 - Information and the Opera God Tower
- Chapter 209 - This Power Does Not Belong to You!
- Chapter 208 - Ah Dou Fights Zhao Zilong at Changbanpo!
- Chapter 207 - Where Did Pending Death Go? He's in the Opera!
- Chapter 206 - The Prince's Might, Invincible and Unstoppable!
- Chapter 205 - The Quest Objective is Survival
- Chapter 204 - Who Said This Prince Is No Good? This Prince Is Great!
- Chapter 203 - Shen Bao, The Taste is Superb!
- Chapter 202 - Just a Life? Here, You Can Have It!
- Chapter 201 - Five
- Chapter 200 - The Real and Fake Troupe Leaders, Back From the Dead
- Chapter 199 - The Strange, Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 198 - A Night of Terror at the Opera House
- Chapter 197 - Mental Contamination? What's That?
- Chapter 196 - A Surprise in the Puppet Show
- Chapter 195 - Opera God's Righteous Garden
- Chapter 194 - The Secret of the Troupe Master and the Chou
- Chapter 193 - I'm The Joker with the Heavenly Eye
- Chapter 192 - Prince, you don't look so well?
- Chapter 191 - The same old formula, the same old flavor
- Chapter 190 - Anecdotes of the Pear Garden! The Abyss God Again!
- Chapter 189 - You Like Possessing People? Come Clash with the Abyss God!
- Chapter 188 - The Fortune
- Chapter 187 - The Pen Immortal, House Guardian Extraordinaire
- Chapter 186 - The Curse of Fate Is Yours Now
- Chapter 185 - The Demise of Zhuge
- Chapter 184 - Fate is a Predestined End, So Isn't Death a Release?
- Chapter 183 - The Girl Who Spent Her Entire Life Trying to Escape Fear
- Chapter 182 - Pluto Research Institute
- Chapter 181 - The Duel Field
- Chapter 180 - Zhuge Yue's Power Is Beyond Your Imagination!
- Chapter 179 - Wan Shitong Was Going to Have Her Fill of Lessons
- Chapter 178 - Don't Worry, This Isn't the Only Loss You'll Be Taking
- Chapter 177 - My Strength Comes From Your Imagination!
- Chapter 176 - The Biggest Scam in Spirit Calamity History
- Chapter 175 - You Think My Costume is Just for Being Weird?
- Chapter 174 - The Mysterious Diviner Witch
- Chapter 173 - Mechanism Modification for a Legendary Item
- Chapter 172 - A Street Stall Business is Still a Commercial Job!
- Chapter 171 - I Never Said I Was From the Abnormal Affairs Bureau, Did I?
- Chapter 170 - So, Not Off Means On?
- Chapter 169 - The 【Legendary】 Item Hanging in Plain Sight!
- Chapter 168 - I Was Born for This!
- Chapter 167 - What is God
- Chapter 166 - A Deceptive Deal and the Evolution of Cloud
- Chapter 165 - I Feel Like I've Seen This Sales Method Somewhere Before?
- Chapter 164 - The Abyss God's Flavor is Strong! No Need for More Salt!
- Chapter 163 - Where the Hell Did It Send Me Back To?
- Chapter 162 - Did I Just Break the Instance Again?
- Chapter 161 - Hey! I've Got an Inside Scoop!
- Chapter 160 - A Warning to All Players Against Contract Fraud!
- Chapter 159 - Church Shelter
- Chapter 158 - The Mantis Stalks the Cicada, Unaware of The Oriole Behind!
- Chapter 157 - Threatening a Balance? I Don't Take Threats!
- Chapter 156 - The Seed Scramble, The Mastermind Behind the Scenes!
- Chapter 155 - Seal Broken, Superpowers Return!
- Chapter 154 - Slaughter? Or Salvation?
- Chapter 153 - Isn't Hope Also a Form of Despair?
- Chapter 152 - A Man's Knees Are Precious as Gold, It's Time to Cash In!
- Chapter 151 - A Strategic Cooperation to Clear the Area!
- Chapter 150 - The Source of the Twisted Resentful Spirits
- Chapter 149 - Open Up! Free Trade!
- Chapter 148 - The Bizarrely Righteous Mr. Xiezhi
- Chapter 147 - The Relic Scramble Begins!
- Chapter 146 - Pending Death Logs Off, Shuangying Takes the Stage!
- Chapter 145 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved!
- Chapter 144 - This Mountain is Mine, These Trees I Planted!
- Chapter 143 - Are You Interested in Becoming an Auctioneer?
- Chapter 142 - The Clown's Red Nose and Its Set
- Chapter 141 - And He Even Has to Thank Me!
- Chapter 140 - Extortion and a Sucker
- Chapter 139 - Not Even Jesus Can Save You! I Said So!
- Chapter 138 - The Origin of the Twisted and the Contaminated Relics
- Chapter 137 - Awakening! Guess Who I Am?
- Chapter 136 - The Loser Bites the Dust! The Winner Bites the Dust, Too!
- Chapter 135 - The Treasure
- Chapter 134 - Have You Heard of the One Piece?
- Chapter 133 - A Bizarre Way to Cross a Hundred Years
- Chapter 132 - The Twisted, Don't Turn Around, I'm Suffering
- Chapter 131 - The Entire Town of Heretics!
- Chapter 130 - Let Us Sail to the Sea of Desire!
- Chapter 129 - The Mary Cruise Ship Reappears!
- Chapter 128 - I’m Going to Poach Your Believers!
- Chapter 127 - Isn't This a Form of NTR?
- Chapter 126 - Are You Sure You’re Not Some Kind of Devil?
- Chapter 125 - Groundhog Day
- Chapter 124 - Suffering Exists in Every Present Moment
- Chapter 123 - The Nun's Ultimate Suffering
- Chapter 122 - Who in the World Is He?
- Chapter 121 - The Simple and Honest Aiguyi
- Chapter 120 - Only Through Suffering Can One Walk This Place
- Chapter 119 - Polite Knocking
- Chapter 118 - I'm a Professional Forensic Examiner
- Chapter 117 - Suffering is the Key!
- Chapter 116 - God Said, All Are Equal!
- Chapter 115 - Haunted by a Vicious Ghost, the Instance Begins!
- Chapter 114 - You Mean You Want Me to Kill Myself?
- Chapter 113 - I Have Already Grasped the Future!
- Chapter 112 - A Spy Among Spies Among Spies
- Chapter 111 - Relic Scramble
- Chapter 110 - The Calamity Cult, Enemies on a Narrow Road!
- Chapter 109 - I’d Like to Keep a Low Profile, But My Strength Won’t Allow It!
- Chapter 108 - Spirit Calamity Plaza!
- Chapter 107 - I Want to Dig Open Your Brain and Have a Look
- Chapter 106 - The Jinx, Zhuge Yue
- Chapter 105 - I Seem to Have Brought Back Something Extraordinary
- Chapter 104 - The Black
- Chapter 103 - Abyss God! You're Not Actually a God, Are You?
- Chapter 102 - I Told an Angel a Hell Joke
- Chapter 101 - These Damned Angels Are Making My Sanity Spin
- Chapter 100 - The Masquerade Ball's Final Funeral!
- Chapter 99 - Bloody Mary's Awakening of Freedom
- Chapter 98 - Fifth Night's Scarlet Dance!
- Chapter 97 - You’d Better Be Able to Actually Kill Me
- Chapter 96 - The Tragicomic Joker
- Chapter 95 - The Wise One's Unexpected Delight
- Chapter 94 - Flawless Calculations
- Chapter 93 - The Essence of Humanity is Seeking Fun
- Chapter 92 - Mr. William, I Want to Bet My Life Against Yours!
- Chapter 91 - Today's Warrior! It's All About Guts!
- Chapter 90 - I Need a Warrior Who Is Willing to Die
- Chapter 89 - William's Hongmen Banquet Invitation!
- Chapter 88 - Decade, You Seem a Bit Too Extreme
- Chapter 87 - The Mary Resurrection Ritual!
- Chapter 86 - Xiaochuan Does Bad Things, Karmic Retribution Comes Around!
- Chapter 85 - Excuse Me, Was the Corpse You Mentioned… Me?
- Chapter 84 - I Am The Sinner!
- Chapter 83 - La Traviata
- Chapter 82 - She Flees, He Pursues, She Has No Escape
- Chapter 81 - Apocalypse of Gambling!
- Chapter 80 - O Captain, My Captain!
- Chapter 79 - Werewolf on the Cruise Ship
- Chapter 78 - There's a Traitor Among Us!
- Chapter 77 - Mary of the Back Kitchen
- Chapter 76 - The Back Kitchen? This is the Backrooms!
- Chapter 75 - Mary's Special Attention
- Chapter 74 - The Dance of Ultimate Bliss!
- Chapter 73 - Dangers Lurk Everywhere, the Ball is Nigh!
- Chapter 72 - The First Unlucky Victim Appears
- Chapter 71 - You've Startled Mary!
- Chapter 70 - It's You Who Are Treading on Thin Ice, Not Me
- Chapter 69 - Who Says This Isn't a Mask?
- Chapter 68 - The Masquerade Ball
- Chapter 67 - Clue to a Nightmare
- Chapter 66 - Talk Therapy Has Met Its Match! So Terrifying!
- Chapter 65 - Spirit Calamity Game Special Strategic Partner
- Chapter 64 - Abyss God! I Bet Your Gun Has No Bullets!
- Chapter 63 - My Name is Wu Wang, and I'm About to Start Lying!
- Chapter 62 - That Was No Accident!
- Chapter 61 - Countering is Supreme! Methods Like a God!
- Chapter 60 - Unfathomable Methods, Truly a Master!
- Chapter 59 - You Can Tell He's Terrifyingly Strong Just From His Stance
- Chapter 58 - His Way of Showing Off Reminds Me of a Friend
- Chapter 57 - Fear Monger? I'm a Respectable Family Man!
- Chapter 56 - If the Opponent is a God, It Will Be a Bit Tricky
- Chapter 55 - I Now Really Have a Sword Called Xiaochuan
- Chapter 54 - The True Meaning of Social Phobia Is Making Society Phobic
- Chapter 53 - Hacking? This Is All My Own Effort and Sweat!
- Chapter 52 - Instance Rewards and Skill Evolution Conditions
- Chapter 51 - What is the Chronicle of the Desolate Village? First, It Must Be a Desolate Village.
- Chapter 50 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved
- Chapter 49 - I’m Looking for a Red Tentacle Thief. Do You Know Him?
- Chapter 48 - Thanks for the Offer, but I Don’t Top Up Q Coins
- Chapter 47 - The Best Sacrifice is the Undying!
- Chapter 46 - I Feel He’s Not Even a Fraction of the Abyss God
- Chapter 45 - The Saintess's Entrustment
- Chapter 44 - Zero
- Chapter 43 - Just a Saintess’s Task
- Chapter 42 - What is a Yin Fate? The Mystery of the Saintess
- Chapter 41 - Make a Deal? The Name Is desire
- Chapter 40 - Old Geezer! Your Stand
- Chapter 39 - Contaminated Nightmare
- Chapter 38 - Let the Feast Begin! So It Was You, You Bastard!
- Chapter 37 - Oh Crap, I'm the Sacrifice?
- Chapter 36 - The Village Chief's Secret
- Chapter 35 - There's Something Unclean in the Village!
- Chapter 34 - The Name's Zhang Sanfeng, What Can I Do for You?
- Chapter 33 - Solo Instance! Chronicle of the Desolate Village!
- Chapter 32 - Abnormal Activity in the Abyss, an Announcement Arrives
- Chapter 31 - What Kind of Medicine Did You Think I Was Selling in My Gourd?
- Chapter 30 - A Lottery Draw? More Like a Mugging!
- Chapter 29 - Pending Death is the Best Teammate I've Ever Met!
- Chapter 28 - The Dragon Slayer Finally Becomes the Dragon
- Chapter 27 - I Am the Abyss God's Nemesis! The Bug
- Chapter 26 - Door God? Abyss God!
- Chapter 25 - What to Do If You Run Into a Ghost? Run It Over!
- Chapter 24 - Corpse
- Chapter 23 - Am I Crazy? No, The World Is Crazy
- Chapter 22 - Entering the Art Building by Night
- Chapter 21 - So the Trap Was Waiting for Me Here, Huh?
- Chapter 20 - You Look Pretty Happy, Huh? Let Me Cure You of That!
- Chapter 19 - Pending Death, Are You Human or Ghost?
- Chapter 18 - Gao Shan Ghost School
- Chapter 17 - Teacher, You Wouldn't Want the Principal to Find Out, Would You?
- Chapter 16 - What the Hell!
- Chapter 15 - The Ghost Story Is Right Here Among Us
- Chapter 14 - Do You Understand What Absolute Defense Is?
- Chapter 13 - Little Black Room? Garbage Dump!
- Chapter 12 - To Learn Without Thinking Is to Die
- Chapter 11 - How Is My Mission Different from Yours?
- Chapter 10 - Heading to Gao Shan High School
- Chapter 9 - I'm a Farmer, This is a Beet!
- Chapter 8 - Abyss God! Activate!
- Chapter 7 - Excellent, an Evil God Has Its Eyes on Me
- Chapter 6 - The Most Insane Accusation!
- Chapter 5 - The Death Rule Only I Can Crack!
- Chapter 4 - The Monster Who Ignores the Death Rule
- Chapter 3 - A Crooked Body Fears No Proper Shadow!
- Chapter 2 - The Undying Youth's Mental State is Stable
- Chapter 1 - The Uncatchable Murderer