Chapter 143 - Are You Interested in Becoming an Auctioneer?
Chapter 143 - Are You Interested in Becoming an Auctioneer?
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“Hahaha, that’s because our business back then was a one-time deal, with no need for any after-sales service. That’s why I didn’t use the 【Myriad Treasures Transaction Contract】.”
This type of contract was similar to an 【Equality Contract】. Once it took effect, if one party violated its terms, it would trigger an automatic penalty from the Spirit Calamity Game.
However, instead of having your account wiped, you would just pay a penalty fee.
For example, if the contract stated that Wu Wang was providing a specific 【Relic】 radio but he secretly swapped it for something else, then all his possessions wouldn’t be repossessed by the Spirit Calamity Game. Instead, they would be directly transferred to Gentleman Penguin as a system-enforced payment for the breach of contract.
The reverse was also true.
This was why Gentleman Penguin’s trades were renowned throughout the various worlds.
If he were to violate a contract, the entire contents of the Myriad Treasures Chamber of Commerce’s warehouse would serve as the penalty fee.
With this as a guarantee, his reputation was known throughout every Instance in the universe.
At this thought, Gentleman Penguin wiped a cold sweat from his brow.
Holy shit! Good thing I was too lazy to use a contract back then and didn’t try any shady business.
Otherwise, if word of this got out…
What would happen to my reputation?
“By the way, I’m using my disciple’s identity in front of those Descenders. I hope the esteemed President won’t expose me,” Wu Wang said with a smile.
He examined the contract in his hand.
A different kind of idea began to form in his mind.
“Of course. My protection of client privacy is renowned throughout the universe, and your disguise is perfect.”
“Aside from the Aura of Desire emanating from your entire body, even I am unable to see through the weak and helpless state you’ve feigned. It seems the 【Spirit Venerable of the Sea of Desire】 has truly given you many fine things.”
Wu Wang fell silent.
For a moment, he couldn’t tell if the penguin was complimenting or mocking him.
Thanks, but no thanks. I’m not faking my weakness.
I really am this weak.
He stared at the paper for a moment before changing the subject.
“Can I trade for blank versions of your 【Myriad Treasures Transaction Contract】? I’d like a few to use for transactions with others.”
Hearing this, Gentleman Penguin shrugged indifferently. He tapped the Question Mark Box with his cane.
“Of course, no problem! You can be considered a major client. Think of this small request as a little bonus.”
Four blank 【Myriad Treasures Transaction Contracts】 floated out and landed in his flipper.
Before handing them to Wu Wang, Gentleman Penguin added a reminder.
“My Transaction Contracts respect the integrity of individuals and the fairness of the transaction. If you use it to trade with others, the penalty for breach of contract cannot involve the soul or life. You also cannot trade for something that one party is incapable of providing.”
For instance, you couldn’t use a transaction contract to force a beggar to repay a debt of hundreds of millions. That was something the other party was fundamentally incapable of doing, and it would completely violate the principle of fairness.
Nor could you act like a Hell Demon, constantly demanding to gamble with someone’s soul.
Wu Wang nodded repeatedly, indicating it wasn’t a problem.
Taking the golden paper strips, he pointed to the series of golden filigree patterns along the edge.
“Um, the entire paper is within the scope of the contract’s written area, right? So these decorative patterns are…?” he asked uncertainly.
“Oh, my friend! Finally, someone who can appreciate the beauty of this design! Of course, I sketched this myself! Isn’t it beautiful?”
Gentleman Penguin proudly put his flippers on his hips.
But he didn’t expect what would happen next.
He watched as Wu Wang picked up a pen and began to write in the gaps between the golden filigree patterns. He wrote lines of tiny text in an extremely twisted script that looked like a ghost’s scribbled talismans.
The strokes were devilishly clever.
The cursive was bizarre.
The font was minuscule.
He even managed to make the small characters blend with the shape of the golden filigree. At a glance, one wouldn’t even think it was text, but just another part of the engraved design.
Gentleman Penguin vaguely sensed what this fellow was up to. With a complicated expression, he watched as Wu Wang, in just a few short minutes, transformed a normal 【Myriad Treasures Transaction Contract】 into one filled with “hidden clauses” using his small, exquisite cursive.
That’s right. Any text written anywhere on the golden strip of paper could be considered a condition of the transaction.
Wu Wang had written down a few conditions that a normal person would likely reject outright. However, he phrased them in a way that just barely skirted the edge of fairness.
He hid them within the golden filigree on the border.
If someone were to sign this contract with him, they would naturally have to abide by those hidden clauses, since they were, after all, written “openly” and “clearly” on the paper.
It was just a matter of not looking closely enough.
“Come on, bro… Doesn’t your world have something like contract law?”
Gentleman Penguin couldn’t help the twitch at the corner of his mouth.
“Isn’t what you’re doing a bit unethical?”
Wu Wang shrugged and stuffed the modified paper into his pocket.
“It’s fine,” he said nonchalantly. “It’s like recent graduates. Many of them don’t even know the difference between a labor contract and a service contract.”
“A transaction is just a game of semantics. I’m not forcing anyone to sign, am I?”
“They can only blame themselves for not being careful.”
He was preparing these contracts for other organizations.
What Wu Wang didn’t say was that his plans went even further. He wasn’t just thinking about hiding clauses in the filigree. He had even considered thinning out multiple 【Myriad Treasures Transaction Contracts】 as much as possible and stacking them to form a “Multi-layered Contract.”
The top layer shown to the other party would have perfectly normal terms.
The layers underneath, however, would be filled with all sorts of terms that were as beneficial to him as possible.
The spot for the signature would be made so thin that the ink would bleed through to the pages below.
This way, when the other party signed, they would be signing several contracts at once. After fulfilling the terms of the top contract, they might unknowingly violate the terms of a contract underneath.
Wouldn’t he make an absolute killing on penalty fees?
After hearing Wu Wang’s sophistry, Gentleman Penguin felt a wave of helplessness.
He suddenly recalled the method for collecting Hero Shards that 【Pending Death】 had mentioned.
【Collect one hundred Hero Shards to exchange for an item.】
Damn it! They really are master and disciple! Each one is more wicked than the last!
What is a conscientious merchant like me supposed to do?
Is this what I get for being a good guy?
Thus, he decided to severely condemn Wu Wang.
“Mr. Yan, I think you are a perfect Saint Son of Desire. Are you interested in working for the Myriad Treasures Chamber of Commerce? I can set you up with a position as an auctioneer.”
“You would surely shine there…”
He all but said it outright.
You’re better suited to be a crooked merchant than I am!
At this moment, Gentleman Penguin was completely unaware of the impact these few contracts would have. He had just jokingly given them away.
He had no idea what kind of shock they would bring to the entire trading system of the Spirit Calamity Game.
Before long, because of these few contracts, the trust between people would face a great challenge.
Everyone making a deal would worry if their contract had been 【Multi-layered】 or contained 【Micro-engraved Hidden Clauses】.
And yet, the perpetrator of all this was currently just planning to use them to improve his life a little. He wanted items to protect his Second Sister without her knowledge, or to gain the protection of certain powerful existences.
Zhuge Yue’s situation had to be resolved after this Instance ended. She was far too dangerous.
This was Wu Wang’s ultimate goal.
Otherwise, he wouldn’t have needed to trade for so many things with Gentleman Penguin.
Oh, and those completely unusable 【Contaminated Relics】? I might just be able to sell them to others using these hidden clause contracts.
Wu Wang smirked to himself. He believed that with how large and successful these organizations were, they wouldn’t care about the small amount of money he scammed from them.
Nor would they mind the little bit of fun he was having at their expense.
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- Chapter 245 - Welfare Home or Zoo?
- Chapter 244 - A Strange Encounter in the Calamity Lair
- Chapter 243 - The Judicial Divine Beast, A Universally Acknowledged Good Person
- Chapter 242 - A Life I Hope Can Last Forever
- Chapter 241 - Hidden Reward, Scarce Title
- Chapter 240 - Clue to a Legendary Item
- Chapter 239 - Soul of Desire
- Chapter 238 - Big Boss, Do You Need Me to Job
- Chapter 237 - Just Do Good Deeds, and Don't Ask About What Lies Ahead
- Chapter 236 - Don't Worry, More Than Half the World Is Being Buried with You
- Chapter 235 - Sorry, You Can't Save Anything
- Chapter 234 - That Night, The Moonlight Was So Beautiful
- Chapter 233 - The Real Instance BOSS is Here!
- Chapter 232 - You Are the Opera God
- Chapter 231 - The Overlord's Death, Wu Wang's Plan
- Chapter 230 - Ambushed from All Sides, a Desperate End at Gaixia
- Chapter 229 - Farewell My Concubine
- Chapter 228 - Seized and Instantly Refined
- Chapter 227 - Phantom of the Opera, Ghost of the Opera
- Chapter 226 - Each Harboring Ulterior Motives, the Book
- Chapter 225 - The Doubts Remain, the Yi Garden is Shrouded in Fog
- Chapter 224 - This World Is Just That Cruel
- Chapter 223 - A Complete Reversal! Yin and Yang Inverted!
- Chapter 222 - The Person in the Well, The Soul in the Eye
- Chapter 221 - Hundred Ghosts Night Parade! The Living, Keep Out!
- Chapter 220 - Lord Guan's Great Battle against Chi You
- Chapter 219 - You Want to Dance, Too?
- Chapter 218 - Living Effigy Sacrifice
- Chapter 217 - Walk the Nuo Opera, a Sacrifice for Gods and Ghosts!
- Chapter 216 - Taboos of the Stage
- Chapter 215 - Death Follows Close Behind
- Chapter 214 - Human Refining Mutiny, Tree of Sighs!
- Chapter 213 - That Night, Everything Changed
- Chapter 212 - The Troupe Leader of the Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 211 - The Corpse is Speaking
- Chapter 210 - Information and the Opera God Tower
- Chapter 209 - This Power Does Not Belong to You!
- Chapter 208 - Ah Dou Fights Zhao Zilong at Changbanpo!
- Chapter 207 - Where Did Pending Death Go? He's in the Opera!
- Chapter 206 - The Prince's Might, Invincible and Unstoppable!
- Chapter 205 - The Quest Objective is Survival
- Chapter 204 - Who Said This Prince Is No Good? This Prince Is Great!
- Chapter 203 - Shen Bao, The Taste is Superb!
- Chapter 202 - Just a Life? Here, You Can Have It!
- Chapter 201 - Five
- Chapter 200 - The Real and Fake Troupe Leaders, Back From the Dead
- Chapter 199 - The Strange, Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 198 - A Night of Terror at the Opera House
- Chapter 197 - Mental Contamination? What's That?
- Chapter 196 - A Surprise in the Puppet Show
- Chapter 195 - Opera God's Righteous Garden
- Chapter 194 - The Secret of the Troupe Master and the Chou
- Chapter 193 - I'm The Joker with the Heavenly Eye
- Chapter 192 - Prince, you don't look so well?
- Chapter 191 - The same old formula, the same old flavor
- Chapter 190 - Anecdotes of the Pear Garden! The Abyss God Again!
- Chapter 189 - You Like Possessing People? Come Clash with the Abyss God!
- Chapter 188 - The Fortune
- Chapter 187 - The Pen Immortal, House Guardian Extraordinaire
- Chapter 186 - The Curse of Fate Is Yours Now
- Chapter 185 - The Demise of Zhuge
- Chapter 184 - Fate is a Predestined End, So Isn't Death a Release?
- Chapter 183 - The Girl Who Spent Her Entire Life Trying to Escape Fear
- Chapter 182 - Pluto Research Institute
- Chapter 181 - The Duel Field
- Chapter 180 - Zhuge Yue's Power Is Beyond Your Imagination!
- Chapter 179 - Wan Shitong Was Going to Have Her Fill of Lessons
- Chapter 178 - Don't Worry, This Isn't the Only Loss You'll Be Taking
- Chapter 177 - My Strength Comes From Your Imagination!
- Chapter 176 - The Biggest Scam in Spirit Calamity History
- Chapter 175 - You Think My Costume is Just for Being Weird?
- Chapter 174 - The Mysterious Diviner Witch
- Chapter 173 - Mechanism Modification for a Legendary Item
- Chapter 172 - A Street Stall Business is Still a Commercial Job!
- Chapter 171 - I Never Said I Was From the Abnormal Affairs Bureau, Did I?
- Chapter 170 - So, Not Off Means On?
- Chapter 169 - The 【Legendary】 Item Hanging in Plain Sight!
- Chapter 168 - I Was Born for This!
- Chapter 167 - What is God
- Chapter 166 - A Deceptive Deal and the Evolution of Cloud
- Chapter 165 - I Feel Like I've Seen This Sales Method Somewhere Before?
- Chapter 164 - The Abyss God's Flavor is Strong! No Need for More Salt!
- Chapter 163 - Where the Hell Did It Send Me Back To?
- Chapter 162 - Did I Just Break the Instance Again?
- Chapter 161 - Hey! I've Got an Inside Scoop!
- Chapter 160 - A Warning to All Players Against Contract Fraud!
- Chapter 159 - Church Shelter
- Chapter 158 - The Mantis Stalks the Cicada, Unaware of The Oriole Behind!
- Chapter 157 - Threatening a Balance? I Don't Take Threats!
- Chapter 156 - The Seed Scramble, The Mastermind Behind the Scenes!
- Chapter 155 - Seal Broken, Superpowers Return!
- Chapter 154 - Slaughter? Or Salvation?
- Chapter 153 - Isn't Hope Also a Form of Despair?
- Chapter 152 - A Man's Knees Are Precious as Gold, It's Time to Cash In!
- Chapter 151 - A Strategic Cooperation to Clear the Area!
- Chapter 150 - The Source of the Twisted Resentful Spirits
- Chapter 149 - Open Up! Free Trade!
- Chapter 148 - The Bizarrely Righteous Mr. Xiezhi
- Chapter 147 - The Relic Scramble Begins!
- Chapter 146 - Pending Death Logs Off, Shuangying Takes the Stage!
- Chapter 145 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved!
- Chapter 144 - This Mountain is Mine, These Trees I Planted!
- Chapter 143 - Are You Interested in Becoming an Auctioneer?
- Chapter 142 - The Clown's Red Nose and Its Set
- Chapter 141 - And He Even Has to Thank Me!
- Chapter 140 - Extortion and a Sucker
- Chapter 139 - Not Even Jesus Can Save You! I Said So!
- Chapter 138 - The Origin of the Twisted and the Contaminated Relics
- Chapter 137 - Awakening! Guess Who I Am?
- Chapter 136 - The Loser Bites the Dust! The Winner Bites the Dust, Too!
- Chapter 135 - The Treasure
- Chapter 134 - Have You Heard of the One Piece?
- Chapter 133 - A Bizarre Way to Cross a Hundred Years
- Chapter 132 - The Twisted, Don't Turn Around, I'm Suffering
- Chapter 131 - The Entire Town of Heretics!
- Chapter 130 - Let Us Sail to the Sea of Desire!
- Chapter 129 - The Mary Cruise Ship Reappears!
- Chapter 128 - I’m Going to Poach Your Believers!
- Chapter 127 - Isn't This a Form of NTR?
- Chapter 126 - Are You Sure You’re Not Some Kind of Devil?
- Chapter 125 - Groundhog Day
- Chapter 124 - Suffering Exists in Every Present Moment
- Chapter 123 - The Nun's Ultimate Suffering
- Chapter 122 - Who in the World Is He?
- Chapter 121 - The Simple and Honest Aiguyi
- Chapter 120 - Only Through Suffering Can One Walk This Place
- Chapter 119 - Polite Knocking
- Chapter 118 - I'm a Professional Forensic Examiner
- Chapter 117 - Suffering is the Key!
- Chapter 116 - God Said, All Are Equal!
- Chapter 115 - Haunted by a Vicious Ghost, the Instance Begins!
- Chapter 114 - You Mean You Want Me to Kill Myself?
- Chapter 113 - I Have Already Grasped the Future!
- Chapter 112 - A Spy Among Spies Among Spies
- Chapter 111 - Relic Scramble
- Chapter 110 - The Calamity Cult, Enemies on a Narrow Road!
- Chapter 109 - I’d Like to Keep a Low Profile, But My Strength Won’t Allow It!
- Chapter 108 - Spirit Calamity Plaza!
- Chapter 107 - I Want to Dig Open Your Brain and Have a Look
- Chapter 106 - The Jinx, Zhuge Yue
- Chapter 105 - I Seem to Have Brought Back Something Extraordinary
- Chapter 104 - The Black
- Chapter 103 - Abyss God! You're Not Actually a God, Are You?
- Chapter 102 - I Told an Angel a Hell Joke
- Chapter 101 - These Damned Angels Are Making My Sanity Spin
- Chapter 100 - The Masquerade Ball's Final Funeral!
- Chapter 99 - Bloody Mary's Awakening of Freedom
- Chapter 98 - Fifth Night's Scarlet Dance!
- Chapter 97 - You’d Better Be Able to Actually Kill Me
- Chapter 96 - The Tragicomic Joker
- Chapter 95 - The Wise One's Unexpected Delight
- Chapter 94 - Flawless Calculations
- Chapter 93 - The Essence of Humanity is Seeking Fun
- Chapter 92 - Mr. William, I Want to Bet My Life Against Yours!
- Chapter 91 - Today's Warrior! It's All About Guts!
- Chapter 90 - I Need a Warrior Who Is Willing to Die
- Chapter 89 - William's Hongmen Banquet Invitation!
- Chapter 88 - Decade, You Seem a Bit Too Extreme
- Chapter 87 - The Mary Resurrection Ritual!
- Chapter 86 - Xiaochuan Does Bad Things, Karmic Retribution Comes Around!
- Chapter 85 - Excuse Me, Was the Corpse You Mentioned… Me?
- Chapter 84 - I Am The Sinner!
- Chapter 83 - La Traviata
- Chapter 82 - She Flees, He Pursues, She Has No Escape
- Chapter 81 - Apocalypse of Gambling!
- Chapter 80 - O Captain, My Captain!
- Chapter 79 - Werewolf on the Cruise Ship
- Chapter 78 - There's a Traitor Among Us!
- Chapter 77 - Mary of the Back Kitchen
- Chapter 76 - The Back Kitchen? This is the Backrooms!
- Chapter 75 - Mary's Special Attention
- Chapter 74 - The Dance of Ultimate Bliss!
- Chapter 73 - Dangers Lurk Everywhere, the Ball is Nigh!
- Chapter 72 - The First Unlucky Victim Appears
- Chapter 71 - You've Startled Mary!
- Chapter 70 - It's You Who Are Treading on Thin Ice, Not Me
- Chapter 69 - Who Says This Isn't a Mask?
- Chapter 68 - The Masquerade Ball
- Chapter 67 - Clue to a Nightmare
- Chapter 66 - Talk Therapy Has Met Its Match! So Terrifying!
- Chapter 65 - Spirit Calamity Game Special Strategic Partner
- Chapter 64 - Abyss God! I Bet Your Gun Has No Bullets!
- Chapter 63 - My Name is Wu Wang, and I'm About to Start Lying!
- Chapter 62 - That Was No Accident!
- Chapter 61 - Countering is Supreme! Methods Like a God!
- Chapter 60 - Unfathomable Methods, Truly a Master!
- Chapter 59 - You Can Tell He's Terrifyingly Strong Just From His Stance
- Chapter 58 - His Way of Showing Off Reminds Me of a Friend
- Chapter 57 - Fear Monger? I'm a Respectable Family Man!
- Chapter 56 - If the Opponent is a God, It Will Be a Bit Tricky
- Chapter 55 - I Now Really Have a Sword Called Xiaochuan
- Chapter 54 - The True Meaning of Social Phobia Is Making Society Phobic
- Chapter 53 - Hacking? This Is All My Own Effort and Sweat!
- Chapter 52 - Instance Rewards and Skill Evolution Conditions
- Chapter 51 - What is the Chronicle of the Desolate Village? First, It Must Be a Desolate Village.
- Chapter 50 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved
- Chapter 49 - I’m Looking for a Red Tentacle Thief. Do You Know Him?
- Chapter 48 - Thanks for the Offer, but I Don’t Top Up Q Coins
- Chapter 47 - The Best Sacrifice is the Undying!
- Chapter 46 - I Feel He’s Not Even a Fraction of the Abyss God
- Chapter 45 - The Saintess's Entrustment
- Chapter 44 - Zero
- Chapter 43 - Just a Saintess’s Task
- Chapter 42 - What is a Yin Fate? The Mystery of the Saintess
- Chapter 41 - Make a Deal? The Name Is desire
- Chapter 40 - Old Geezer! Your Stand
- Chapter 39 - Contaminated Nightmare
- Chapter 38 - Let the Feast Begin! So It Was You, You Bastard!
- Chapter 37 - Oh Crap, I'm the Sacrifice?
- Chapter 36 - The Village Chief's Secret
- Chapter 35 - There's Something Unclean in the Village!
- Chapter 34 - The Name's Zhang Sanfeng, What Can I Do for You?
- Chapter 33 - Solo Instance! Chronicle of the Desolate Village!
- Chapter 32 - Abnormal Activity in the Abyss, an Announcement Arrives
- Chapter 31 - What Kind of Medicine Did You Think I Was Selling in My Gourd?
- Chapter 30 - A Lottery Draw? More Like a Mugging!
- Chapter 29 - Pending Death is the Best Teammate I've Ever Met!
- Chapter 28 - The Dragon Slayer Finally Becomes the Dragon
- Chapter 27 - I Am the Abyss God's Nemesis! The Bug
- Chapter 26 - Door God? Abyss God!
- Chapter 25 - What to Do If You Run Into a Ghost? Run It Over!
- Chapter 24 - Corpse
- Chapter 23 - Am I Crazy? No, The World Is Crazy
- Chapter 22 - Entering the Art Building by Night
- Chapter 21 - So the Trap Was Waiting for Me Here, Huh?
- Chapter 20 - You Look Pretty Happy, Huh? Let Me Cure You of That!
- Chapter 19 - Pending Death, Are You Human or Ghost?
- Chapter 18 - Gao Shan Ghost School
- Chapter 17 - Teacher, You Wouldn't Want the Principal to Find Out, Would You?
- Chapter 16 - What the Hell!
- Chapter 15 - The Ghost Story Is Right Here Among Us
- Chapter 14 - Do You Understand What Absolute Defense Is?
- Chapter 13 - Little Black Room? Garbage Dump!
- Chapter 12 - To Learn Without Thinking Is to Die
- Chapter 11 - How Is My Mission Different from Yours?
- Chapter 10 - Heading to Gao Shan High School
- Chapter 9 - I'm a Farmer, This is a Beet!
- Chapter 8 - Abyss God! Activate!
- Chapter 7 - Excellent, an Evil God Has Its Eyes on Me
- Chapter 6 - The Most Insane Accusation!
- Chapter 5 - The Death Rule Only I Can Crack!
- Chapter 4 - The Monster Who Ignores the Death Rule
- Chapter 3 - A Crooked Body Fears No Proper Shadow!
- Chapter 2 - The Undying Youth's Mental State is Stable
- Chapter 1 - The Uncatchable Murderer