Chapter 190 - Anecdotes of the Pear Garden! The Abyss God Again!
Chapter 190 - Anecdotes of the Pear Garden! The Abyss God Again!
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After returning to reality, Wu Wang offered to help Wu Xiaoyou relax with some acupuncture.
She immediately sat obediently in the living room, dangling her feet in anticipation.
Even though the kid had absolutely no systematic, professional medical knowledge, Wu Xiaoyou didn’t question it in the slightest when he proposed the idea.
It was all about trust.
She only had one concern.
“Little Brother, let’s not even talk about when our family bought a whole set of acupuncture tools.”
“This kind of thing definitely requires practice, right?”
She asked nervously, “You don’t usually practice on yourself at home, do you?”
Hearing this, Wu Wang quickly shook his head.
“I’m a natural genius. I understood it all at a glance.”
With that, he steadied Wu Xiaoyou’s head. Aiming for a specific point on the crown, he inserted the fine needle.
And so, an unofficial yet professional acupuncture therapy session began.
The process was very smooth. Wu Xiaoyou even felt that his technique was much more exquisite than a professional doctor’s.
She couldn’t help but marvel that her little brother was truly a medical genius. If he had chosen clinical medicine as his major, he might already have a permanent position at a hospital by now.
All she got in return was Wu Wang’s deadpan retort.
“Advise someone to study medicine, and you’ll be struck by lightning.”
How could his technique not be exquisite?
Before this, he had jabbed himself into facial paralysis forty-six times and into hemiplegia twenty-eight times. The number of times he had died on the spot from probing certain vital points wasn’t small either.
What doctor could possibly have such rich, firsthand experience?
Even now, thinking back on it, he could still feel a slight numbness in his hands and feet.
As the acupuncture session neared its end, Wu Wang finally took out the 【Selfless One’s Silver Needle】.
He gently aimed for a spot that wouldn’t cause much pain and pricked her.
The force was very light; it didn’t even draw blood.
The next second, a remnant soul, filled with resentment and letting out a silent roar, coiled up his wrist along the silver needle.
In an instant, behind Wu Xiaoyou’s back where she couldn’t see, Wu Wang’s arm turned a bruised, inky black. It looked as if it had been savagely wrung and crushed.
But his expression didn’t change at all.
He steadily finished the concluding steps without a tremor in his hand. Then, he smoothly hid his hands behind his back.
“Alright, I’m going to go clean these fine needles. You go lie down and get some good rest.”
Hearing this, Wu Xiaoyou obediently ran back to her room to sleep. She kept murmuring like a doting mother, remarking how her little brother was finally able to repay her, much like the gratification a parent feels seeing their child grow up.
Once back in his room, Wu Wang locked the door from the inside.
He knocked on the underside of his bed.
“You didn’t get caught, did you?”
The Pen Immortal rolled out with a clatter. It scribbled on a piece of white paper.
【A mere mortal ghost, how could it possibly catch me?】
【Does this count as a meritorious deed?】
Aside from the remnant soul, Wu Xiaoyou also had a little ghost she was raising herself. Wu Wang had been worried the silver needle would identify the wrong target.
To prevent this, he had the Pen Immortal go for a stroll near the front door to expose its aura. Knowing his Second Sister’s temperament, she would definitely send her little ghost to drive the Pen Immortal away upon sensing it.
Sure enough, just as Wu Wang was finishing up, he noticed a cold, sinister aura leave from his Second Sister’s sleeve and disappear outside the door.
Only then did he use the item to begin transferring the remnant soul.
“Of course, it counts. You only need three more meritorious deeds to be freed,” Wu Wang replied casually.
When he looked at his wrist again, the severe, bruised blackness that had almost crippled his arm was gone. All that remained was a strange, small opera mask symbol etched onto his left wrist. It looked as aggrieved as a young maiden forced into a corner.
The Red Vertical Pupil on his right hand regarded it with great interest.
Wu Wang said sarcastically, “Such bad taste. You could have just eaten it directly, couldn’t you?”
The Abyss God’s level was far above that of a Divine Envoy or a Venerable. If it wanted to, it could have devoured the Black-hearted Penguin’s label back then, or even the current mark of the 【Saint Son of Desire】.
But the Red Vertical Pupil just wouldn’t eat them. It merely drove the other marks to his other wrist.
Heh, just for fun.
It enjoyed the feeling of other powers trembling under its tyrannical might. Or perhaps, it didn’t want to directly help Wu Wang solve these difficulties.
After all, without these things, where would it find its entertainment?
Faced with Wu Wang’s mockery, the Red Vertical Pupil rolled its eye. It stared into his eyes with its pupil, which was already so exquisite it looked like it was from a 2D animation.
Endless ravings began to echo in Wu Wang’s mind.
The familiar Mental Contamination was here again. Whenever it was bored, it liked to torture Wu Wang like this.
Happy times always fly by. The three-day rest passed quickly.
He had been away from home for about ten days because of Zhuge Yue. The three days he spent back home enjoying a warm, harmonious, and ordinary life allowed Wu Wang’s tense nerves to relax considerably.
Every day, he just needed to casually kill himself once or twice to maintain his learning and physical training.
Of course, the main reason for his pleasant mood was that the ten million from Xiezhi had arrived. He had used every method he could think of through black market channels to make the money completely untraceable.
“Your bro can finally reach the average income level of netizens now!”
He closed the comments on his phone where a bunch of users were bragging about their income and glanced at the clock on the wall.
From his desk drawer, he took out a mask.
It was in the style of a Beijing opera mask, symbolizing the Chou, or the Clown Role. In the center of the mask’s face, a white, tofu-block-shaped patch was outlined with powder. This was a typical Wen Chou, the Civilian Clown, named so because it portrayed scholars who wore square turbans.
Normally, the face paint should be applied directly to the face, not replaced by a mask. Many other aspects also had to reflect the character, such as wearing a square turban, a pleated robe, and carrying a fan. The movements had to be measured and refined.
He had all these things prepared, just in case. But the Spirit Calamity Game required a mask, after all. Otherwise, Wu Wang would have painted it on himself long ago. As someone who could perform surgery with a scalpel, his hand was as steady as a rebar frozen in place. Painting an opera mask would be a piece of cake.
“Let’s go! Abyss God! Activate!”
The moment the mask covered his face, Wu Wang felt his surroundings begin to warp as the Instance’s introductory text appeared before his eyes.
The system’s hoarse voice, like that of a thousand-year-old ghost with phlegm stuck in her throat, echoed in his ears.
【Nightmare-level Team-Cooperation Instance Matched】
【Welcome to the Actor’s Grave】
【Instance Name – Anecdotes of the Pear Garden】
【Number of Players – 7】
【Instance Introduction – This is the most famous pear garden in the capital, called the “Opera God’s Righteous Garden.” In the industry, it is considered the “Highest Sanctum of Opera,” and its performance standards are the highest in the business. Actors from all over consider it an honor to receive guidance here.】
【Today, a heavyweight audience has arrived. A Prince of prominent status has personally come, booking out the entire venue for five days for his exclusive enjoyment.】
【At the Prince’s request, the Opera Troupe Leader, who has been retired for many years, has decided to personally perform to showcase the elegance of the Opera God’s Righteous Garden.】
【But you, the Chou of this pear garden, know that a devastating catastrophe has already befallen this place.】
【Because late last night, you personally killed the Opera Troupe Leader, dismembered his body, and hid the parts.】
【However, when the Prince arrived, you saw the very same Opera Troupe Leader, who should have been dismembered, appear at the main gate to welcome him!】
【Is he human or ghost? Is this real or fake? Is it an opera or reality?】
【You can no longer tell the difference…】
【Main Quest – #%&%#】
【Side Quest 1 – Investigate the secrets of the Opera Troupe Leader and survive him for five days.】
【Side Quest 2 – Complete a performance from beginning to end.】
【Side Quest 3 – Eliminate the anomalies within the pear garden.】
【Basic Clearance Reward – 10,000 Calamity Coins, one Epic equipment, a clue to obtain one Legendary item, one Audience opportunity.】
【Additional Clearance Reward – To be determined based on the completeness of the performance.】
【Hidden Reward – Conditions unknown】
【May you find the death that belongs to you】
Wu Wang was speechless.
Not even trying to hide it anymore, are you? Just coming right out and saying the Opera Troupe Leader is a ghost who’s coming to chop me and only me down?
And you, you damn Abyss God! he cursed internally. Why did you ride off with my Main Quest again?
While he was still complaining, he slowly opened his eyes.
What met his gaze was a large, red cloth, so vivid it looked like it was about to drip blood onto the floor.
Painted on it was a familiar Vertical Pupil.
“Crap! This time I’m really screwed!”
The Abyss God’s contamination! It had appeared right at the start
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- Chapter 216 - Taboos of the Stage
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- Chapter 204 - Who Said This Prince Is No Good? This Prince Is Great!
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- Chapter 202 - Just a Life? Here, You Can Have It!
- Chapter 201 - Five
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- Chapter 199 - The Strange, Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 198 - A Night of Terror at the Opera House
- Chapter 197 - Mental Contamination? What's That?
- Chapter 196 - A Surprise in the Puppet Show
- Chapter 195 - Opera God's Righteous Garden
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- Chapter 192 - Prince, you don't look so well?
- Chapter 191 - The same old formula, the same old flavor
- Chapter 190 - Anecdotes of the Pear Garden! The Abyss God Again!
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- Chapter 178 - Don't Worry, This Isn't the Only Loss You'll Be Taking
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- Chapter 160 - A Warning to All Players Against Contract Fraud!
- Chapter 159 - Church Shelter
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- Chapter 157 - Threatening a Balance? I Don't Take Threats!
- Chapter 156 - The Seed Scramble, The Mastermind Behind the Scenes!
- Chapter 155 - Seal Broken, Superpowers Return!
- Chapter 154 - Slaughter? Or Salvation?
- Chapter 153 - Isn't Hope Also a Form of Despair?
- Chapter 152 - A Man's Knees Are Precious as Gold, It's Time to Cash In!
- Chapter 151 - A Strategic Cooperation to Clear the Area!
- Chapter 150 - The Source of the Twisted Resentful Spirits
- Chapter 149 - Open Up! Free Trade!
- Chapter 148 - The Bizarrely Righteous Mr. Xiezhi
- Chapter 147 - The Relic Scramble Begins!
- Chapter 146 - Pending Death Logs Off, Shuangying Takes the Stage!
- Chapter 145 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved!
- Chapter 144 - This Mountain is Mine, These Trees I Planted!
- Chapter 143 - Are You Interested in Becoming an Auctioneer?
- Chapter 142 - The Clown's Red Nose and Its Set
- Chapter 141 - And He Even Has to Thank Me!
- Chapter 140 - Extortion and a Sucker
- Chapter 139 - Not Even Jesus Can Save You! I Said So!
- Chapter 138 - The Origin of the Twisted and the Contaminated Relics
- Chapter 137 - Awakening! Guess Who I Am?
- Chapter 136 - The Loser Bites the Dust! The Winner Bites the Dust, Too!
- Chapter 135 - The Treasure
- Chapter 134 - Have You Heard of the One Piece?
- Chapter 133 - A Bizarre Way to Cross a Hundred Years
- Chapter 132 - The Twisted, Don't Turn Around, I'm Suffering
- Chapter 131 - The Entire Town of Heretics!
- Chapter 130 - Let Us Sail to the Sea of Desire!
- Chapter 129 - The Mary Cruise Ship Reappears!
- Chapter 128 - I’m Going to Poach Your Believers!
- Chapter 127 - Isn't This a Form of NTR?
- Chapter 126 - Are You Sure You’re Not Some Kind of Devil?
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- Chapter 123 - The Nun's Ultimate Suffering
- Chapter 122 - Who in the World Is He?
- Chapter 121 - The Simple and Honest Aiguyi
- Chapter 120 - Only Through Suffering Can One Walk This Place
- Chapter 119 - Polite Knocking
- Chapter 118 - I'm a Professional Forensic Examiner
- Chapter 117 - Suffering is the Key!
- Chapter 116 - God Said, All Are Equal!
- Chapter 115 - Haunted by a Vicious Ghost, the Instance Begins!
- Chapter 114 - You Mean You Want Me to Kill Myself?
- Chapter 113 - I Have Already Grasped the Future!
- Chapter 112 - A Spy Among Spies Among Spies
- Chapter 111 - Relic Scramble
- Chapter 110 - The Calamity Cult, Enemies on a Narrow Road!
- Chapter 109 - I’d Like to Keep a Low Profile, But My Strength Won’t Allow It!
- Chapter 108 - Spirit Calamity Plaza!
- Chapter 107 - I Want to Dig Open Your Brain and Have a Look
- Chapter 106 - The Jinx, Zhuge Yue
- Chapter 105 - I Seem to Have Brought Back Something Extraordinary
- Chapter 104 - The Black
- Chapter 103 - Abyss God! You're Not Actually a God, Are You?
- Chapter 102 - I Told an Angel a Hell Joke
- Chapter 101 - These Damned Angels Are Making My Sanity Spin
- Chapter 100 - The Masquerade Ball's Final Funeral!
- Chapter 99 - Bloody Mary's Awakening of Freedom
- Chapter 98 - Fifth Night's Scarlet Dance!
- Chapter 97 - You’d Better Be Able to Actually Kill Me
- Chapter 96 - The Tragicomic Joker
- Chapter 95 - The Wise One's Unexpected Delight
- Chapter 94 - Flawless Calculations
- Chapter 93 - The Essence of Humanity is Seeking Fun
- Chapter 92 - Mr. William, I Want to Bet My Life Against Yours!
- Chapter 91 - Today's Warrior! It's All About Guts!
- Chapter 90 - I Need a Warrior Who Is Willing to Die
- Chapter 89 - William's Hongmen Banquet Invitation!
- Chapter 88 - Decade, You Seem a Bit Too Extreme
- Chapter 87 - The Mary Resurrection Ritual!
- Chapter 86 - Xiaochuan Does Bad Things, Karmic Retribution Comes Around!
- Chapter 85 - Excuse Me, Was the Corpse You Mentioned… Me?
- Chapter 84 - I Am The Sinner!
- Chapter 83 - La Traviata
- Chapter 82 - She Flees, He Pursues, She Has No Escape
- Chapter 81 - Apocalypse of Gambling!
- Chapter 80 - O Captain, My Captain!
- Chapter 79 - Werewolf on the Cruise Ship
- Chapter 78 - There's a Traitor Among Us!
- Chapter 77 - Mary of the Back Kitchen
- Chapter 76 - The Back Kitchen? This is the Backrooms!
- Chapter 75 - Mary's Special Attention
- Chapter 74 - The Dance of Ultimate Bliss!
- Chapter 73 - Dangers Lurk Everywhere, the Ball is Nigh!
- Chapter 72 - The First Unlucky Victim Appears
- Chapter 71 - You've Startled Mary!
- Chapter 70 - It's You Who Are Treading on Thin Ice, Not Me
- Chapter 69 - Who Says This Isn't a Mask?
- Chapter 68 - The Masquerade Ball
- Chapter 67 - Clue to a Nightmare
- Chapter 66 - Talk Therapy Has Met Its Match! So Terrifying!
- Chapter 65 - Spirit Calamity Game Special Strategic Partner
- Chapter 64 - Abyss God! I Bet Your Gun Has No Bullets!
- Chapter 63 - My Name is Wu Wang, and I'm About to Start Lying!
- Chapter 62 - That Was No Accident!
- Chapter 61 - Countering is Supreme! Methods Like a God!
- Chapter 60 - Unfathomable Methods, Truly a Master!
- Chapter 59 - You Can Tell He's Terrifyingly Strong Just From His Stance
- Chapter 58 - His Way of Showing Off Reminds Me of a Friend
- Chapter 57 - Fear Monger? I'm a Respectable Family Man!
- Chapter 56 - If the Opponent is a God, It Will Be a Bit Tricky
- Chapter 55 - I Now Really Have a Sword Called Xiaochuan
- Chapter 54 - The True Meaning of Social Phobia Is Making Society Phobic
- Chapter 53 - Hacking? This Is All My Own Effort and Sweat!
- Chapter 52 - Instance Rewards and Skill Evolution Conditions
- Chapter 51 - What is the Chronicle of the Desolate Village? First, It Must Be a Desolate Village.
- Chapter 50 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved
- Chapter 49 - I’m Looking for a Red Tentacle Thief. Do You Know Him?
- Chapter 48 - Thanks for the Offer, but I Don’t Top Up Q Coins
- Chapter 47 - The Best Sacrifice is the Undying!
- Chapter 46 - I Feel He’s Not Even a Fraction of the Abyss God
- Chapter 45 - The Saintess's Entrustment
- Chapter 44 - Zero
- Chapter 43 - Just a Saintess’s Task
- Chapter 42 - What is a Yin Fate? The Mystery of the Saintess
- Chapter 41 - Make a Deal? The Name Is desire
- Chapter 40 - Old Geezer! Your Stand
- Chapter 39 - Contaminated Nightmare
- Chapter 38 - Let the Feast Begin! So It Was You, You Bastard!
- Chapter 37 - Oh Crap, I'm the Sacrifice?
- Chapter 36 - The Village Chief's Secret
- Chapter 35 - There's Something Unclean in the Village!
- Chapter 34 - The Name's Zhang Sanfeng, What Can I Do for You?
- Chapter 33 - Solo Instance! Chronicle of the Desolate Village!
- Chapter 32 - Abnormal Activity in the Abyss, an Announcement Arrives
- Chapter 31 - What Kind of Medicine Did You Think I Was Selling in My Gourd?
- Chapter 30 - A Lottery Draw? More Like a Mugging!
- Chapter 29 - Pending Death is the Best Teammate I've Ever Met!
- Chapter 28 - The Dragon Slayer Finally Becomes the Dragon
- Chapter 27 - I Am the Abyss God's Nemesis! The Bug
- Chapter 26 - Door God? Abyss God!
- Chapter 25 - What to Do If You Run Into a Ghost? Run It Over!
- Chapter 24 - Corpse
- Chapter 23 - Am I Crazy? No, The World Is Crazy
- Chapter 22 - Entering the Art Building by Night
- Chapter 21 - So the Trap Was Waiting for Me Here, Huh?
- Chapter 20 - You Look Pretty Happy, Huh? Let Me Cure You of That!
- Chapter 19 - Pending Death, Are You Human or Ghost?
- Chapter 18 - Gao Shan Ghost School
- Chapter 17 - Teacher, You Wouldn't Want the Principal to Find Out, Would You?
- Chapter 16 - What the Hell!
- Chapter 15 - The Ghost Story Is Right Here Among Us
- Chapter 14 - Do You Understand What Absolute Defense Is?
- Chapter 13 - Little Black Room? Garbage Dump!
- Chapter 12 - To Learn Without Thinking Is to Die
- Chapter 11 - How Is My Mission Different from Yours?
- Chapter 10 - Heading to Gao Shan High School
- Chapter 9 - I'm a Farmer, This is a Beet!
- Chapter 8 - Abyss God! Activate!
- Chapter 7 - Excellent, an Evil God Has Its Eyes on Me
- Chapter 6 - The Most Insane Accusation!
- Chapter 5 - The Death Rule Only I Can Crack!
- Chapter 4 - The Monster Who Ignores the Death Rule
- Chapter 3 - A Crooked Body Fears No Proper Shadow!
- Chapter 2 - The Undying Youth's Mental State is Stable
- Chapter 1 - The Uncatchable Murderer