Chapter 175 - You Think My Costume is Just for Being Weird?
Chapter 175 - You Think My Costume is Just for Being Weird?
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The crystal ball had a 【Legendary】 grade 【Cognitive Impairment】 seal on it.
This seal would twist a player’s cognition, making them completely unable to perceive its existence. Instead, they would see an erroneous, artificially fabricated item effect. Below that was a long string of these false descriptions.
But Wu Wang didn’t have time to read them. The first line alone was enough to make him break out in a cold sweat.
Combined with Teacher Tony’s strange behavior earlier, the identity of the mysterious Diviner Witch was practically spelled out. Wu Wang’s previous internal monologue had just been a joke; he could tell Teacher Tony not only knew this woman but also treated her with excitement and respect. It was obvious he believed her status was far above his own.
Now, with the appearance of this crystal ball, her identity was so obvious she might as well have had the words tattooed on her forehead.
【President of the Tarot Society】!
Holy hell, Wu Wang thought. The big boss herself came looking for me.
He didn’t know exactly why she was here, but since the first item she handed him for appraisal was the 【Star of Ziwei】, it was clearly related to the 【Supercomputing System – TaihuLight】.
The key question was, why was she here now? He hadn’t forcefully broken the seal.
What does she want with me?!
That thing of yours has been on display for years. I can’t even take a peek? That’s way too petty!
Whatever. That wasn’t important.
The important thing was, it was time to run.
“Gotta run!”
Fortunately, this was the 【Spirit Calamity Plaza】, not an instance or the real world. All he needed to do was log off and return to the 【Meeting Room】 or the 【God-Forsaken Land】.
The mysterious Diviner Witch watched as Wu Wang pulled Teacher Tony aside before instantly logging off and disappearing. She wasn’t worried.
She knew very well that trying to catch someone in the 【Spirit Calamity Plaza】 was a fool’s dream. Forceful means were forbidden here, and the system penalties for breaking that rule were severe.
So, she gently patted Teacher Tony’s shoulder.
“Stop staring into space. Tell me everything about that person.”
Only then did Teacher Tony snap out of his daze.
He asked with a puzzled expression, “President! What brings you here? Person? What person?”
The Witch paused, a hint of astonishment flashing in her eyes. She crossed her arms, her gloved fingers tapping a rhythm against her arm. The fabric was opaque but exceptionally thin, still revealing their slender shape.
“You don’t remember that weirdo in an Ultraman costume who was lying on the ground appraising items?”
Faced with the President’s question, Teacher Tony’s first reaction was that she couldn’t possibly be lying. But he frowned, unable to recall the person she was describing no matter how hard he tried.
He could only shake his head.
“I’m sorry, President. I really don’t understand what you’re talking about.”
The Witch didn’t press him. She waved her hand dismissively.
“Alright, you can go. I’ll check what happened inside the 【Hall of Justice】 myself.”
As soon as she finished speaking, her legs began to turn ethereal. Countless bats, each no bigger than the palm of a hand, appeared out of thin air and enveloped her from bottom to top. A moment later, they scattered and flew away, and the Witch who had been at their center was gone.
The strangest part was what followed. From the moment she appeared to ask for an appraisal, to Teacher Tony calling her “President,” to her vanishing in a flashy display of skill, not a single player’s attention was drawn to her.
It was as if the Witch didn’t exist in this world.
Apart from Wu Wang and Teacher Tony, no one seemed to know she had even been there. The surrounding players simply scratched their heads, a bit confused.
Why am I standing at the entrance of the 【Hall of Justice】 instead of going inside?
Then, they entered the hall to take care of the business they had intended to do all along.
“Little Li has disappeared somewhere and isn’t answering his messages, and the Dragon King Lord is still down in the Abyss, locked in a battle of wits with That One,” the Witch muttered to herself. “It’s always up to me to be the nicest to you players.”
The Witch who had just vanished from the street was now perched atop the grand chandelier in the 【Hall of Justice】, right on the edge of the 【Supercomputing System – TaihuLight】.
“Hmm… let’s see what you’ve been up to.”
Her legs dangled freely, swinging back and forth as she hugged the crystal ball and rubbed it gently. She bore no ill will towards the appraiser who had seen through the three seals on the 【Light of Taihu】, provided she could figure out his true identity.
After all, the existence of this thing could not be known by those human traitors from the Calamity Cult.
Yes, that’s right. Human traitors. They were humans who believed everyone should die in the game’s instances. They were nothing more than traitors with underdeveloped brains.
As she rubbed the crystal ball, the 【Light of Taihu】 slowly fed information back into the 【Star of Ziwei】.
Wu Wang’s abstract stage name popped up. The events from the room where he registered his appraiser qualification played out on the crystal ball’s surface like a movie.
This was far more powerful than any surveillance camera. The Witch could even adjust the viewing angle at will.
She could even appear as a virtual image within the crystal ball itself.
She stood less than half a meter in front of the recorded image of Wu Wang, carefully observing his every move. But no matter how she looked, she couldn’t figure out what method he was using for his appraisals.
Just like at the entrance a few moments ago, the Witch was certain he had seen the true status of the 【Star of Ziwei】 at a single glance.
But it really was just a glance.
The 【Cognitive Impairment】 seal she had layered on top of it was completely useless.
What the hell kind of skill is this? she wondered. How could such a powerful, game-breaking skill exist in the Spirit Calamity Game?
“Hm? Wait… what is he doing?”
Suddenly, the Witch noticed something. As the recorded Wu Wang was leaving the room after his test, when no one was paying attention, he abruptly lifted his head.
He pointed a finger at his own eyes, then pointed toward the sky.
He made direct eye contact with the Witch, who was observing him from outside the crystal ball.
Then, he said softly, “I know you’re watching me.”
“!”
His words instantly stunned her. An expression of utter disbelief flashed in her eyes.
He could perceive my spying even through the 【Star of Ziwei】? Impossible!
Besides Qing Long, the Witch didn’t believe anyone in the Spirit Calamity Game could possess such heaven-defying perception. This was an effect beyond what any human or piece of equipment could achieve, and he looked so weak.
However, just as the thought “impossible” surfaced in her mind, the Witch’s eyes suddenly glazed over. The crystal ball in her hands, no longer under her active control, went dark.
She glanced around at her surroundings and frowned, puzzled.
“Why did I come to the 【Hall of Justice】?”
She thought for a moment.
“To see Shasha? No, that’s not right. Isn’t she busy appraising the things the Dragon King Lord brought back from the Abyss?”
The next second, the Witch’s confused gaze turned sharp. A playful smirk touched her lips as she muttered to herself with great interest.
“Interesting. What was that just now that tried to obstruct my cognition?”
“Little trickster, I’m the goddamn ancestor of cognitive impairment!”
She sniffed the air.
“Hmm… there’s a familiar stench. It’s the smell of that perverted penguin…”
Back in the meeting room, Wu Wang breathed a sigh of relief. He used the 【Heilan Home Brooch】 to change his costume back into normal clothes.
Only then was the real reason for his disguise revealed.
Perched on his nose was a bright red, perfectly round 【Clown’s Red Nose】 that made anyone who saw it want to laugh. He had been wearing it ever since he put on the Ultraman Zero costume.
You think my costume was just for being weird?
Well, it was.
As long as everyone thought he was weird, none of them would remember him after he left. To that end, he had even fabricated a non-existent 【Observer】 when he left the registration room, pretending to see someone and saying a few bluffing words.
Now, an appraiser who didn’t exist in anyone’s memory had appeared out of thin air.
I am a licensed professional, Wu Wang thought, but no one knows how I got my license.
Cloaked in the identity of a mysterious appraiser, he was now confident that 【Yan Shuangying】 would leave an indelible impression on those high-level players during the debt repayment transaction in two days.
He had to seize every possible advantage. Zhuge Yue was entering the 【Instance Scramble】 with him. That meant the moment he returned to reality, he would be face-to-face with her.
The more he planned, the more chances there were to make a mistake. If he tried to slowly set up traps, it would be easier for that madwoman to sense that something was wrong.
He had to strike the very instant he saw her. That was when her guard would be at its lowest. That was his best chance of success.
In her eyes, he was just a level-ten 【Pending Death】. Zhuge Yue would think it was delusional for such a low-level player to even try to kill her.
You think I’m a praying mantis trying to stop a chariot?
Little do you know, I’m Incarceus, the Radiant Mantis.
Chapters
- Chapter 246 - This Is a Loving Big Family
- Chapter 245 - Welfare Home or Zoo?
- Chapter 244 - A Strange Encounter in the Calamity Lair
- Chapter 243 - The Judicial Divine Beast, A Universally Acknowledged Good Person
- Chapter 242 - A Life I Hope Can Last Forever
- Chapter 241 - Hidden Reward, Scarce Title
- Chapter 240 - Clue to a Legendary Item
- Chapter 239 - Soul of Desire
- Chapter 238 - Big Boss, Do You Need Me to Job
- Chapter 237 - Just Do Good Deeds, and Don't Ask About What Lies Ahead
- Chapter 236 - Don't Worry, More Than Half the World Is Being Buried with You
- Chapter 235 - Sorry, You Can't Save Anything
- Chapter 234 - That Night, The Moonlight Was So Beautiful
- Chapter 233 - The Real Instance BOSS is Here!
- Chapter 232 - You Are the Opera God
- Chapter 231 - The Overlord's Death, Wu Wang's Plan
- Chapter 230 - Ambushed from All Sides, a Desperate End at Gaixia
- Chapter 229 - Farewell My Concubine
- Chapter 228 - Seized and Instantly Refined
- Chapter 227 - Phantom of the Opera, Ghost of the Opera
- Chapter 226 - Each Harboring Ulterior Motives, the Book
- Chapter 225 - The Doubts Remain, the Yi Garden is Shrouded in Fog
- Chapter 224 - This World Is Just That Cruel
- Chapter 223 - A Complete Reversal! Yin and Yang Inverted!
- Chapter 222 - The Person in the Well, The Soul in the Eye
- Chapter 221 - Hundred Ghosts Night Parade! The Living, Keep Out!
- Chapter 220 - Lord Guan's Great Battle against Chi You
- Chapter 219 - You Want to Dance, Too?
- Chapter 218 - Living Effigy Sacrifice
- Chapter 217 - Walk the Nuo Opera, a Sacrifice for Gods and Ghosts!
- Chapter 216 - Taboos of the Stage
- Chapter 215 - Death Follows Close Behind
- Chapter 214 - Human Refining Mutiny, Tree of Sighs!
- Chapter 213 - That Night, Everything Changed
- Chapter 212 - The Troupe Leader of the Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 211 - The Corpse is Speaking
- Chapter 210 - Information and the Opera God Tower
- Chapter 209 - This Power Does Not Belong to You!
- Chapter 208 - Ah Dou Fights Zhao Zilong at Changbanpo!
- Chapter 207 - Where Did Pending Death Go? He's in the Opera!
- Chapter 206 - The Prince's Might, Invincible and Unstoppable!
- Chapter 205 - The Quest Objective is Survival
- Chapter 204 - Who Said This Prince Is No Good? This Prince Is Great!
- Chapter 203 - Shen Bao, The Taste is Superb!
- Chapter 202 - Just a Life? Here, You Can Have It!
- Chapter 201 - Five
- Chapter 200 - The Real and Fake Troupe Leaders, Back From the Dead
- Chapter 199 - The Strange, Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 198 - A Night of Terror at the Opera House
- Chapter 197 - Mental Contamination? What's That?
- Chapter 196 - A Surprise in the Puppet Show
- Chapter 195 - Opera God's Righteous Garden
- Chapter 194 - The Secret of the Troupe Master and the Chou
- Chapter 193 - I'm The Joker with the Heavenly Eye
- Chapter 192 - Prince, you don't look so well?
- Chapter 191 - The same old formula, the same old flavor
- Chapter 190 - Anecdotes of the Pear Garden! The Abyss God Again!
- Chapter 189 - You Like Possessing People? Come Clash with the Abyss God!
- Chapter 188 - The Fortune
- Chapter 187 - The Pen Immortal, House Guardian Extraordinaire
- Chapter 186 - The Curse of Fate Is Yours Now
- Chapter 185 - The Demise of Zhuge
- Chapter 184 - Fate is a Predestined End, So Isn't Death a Release?
- Chapter 183 - The Girl Who Spent Her Entire Life Trying to Escape Fear
- Chapter 182 - Pluto Research Institute
- Chapter 181 - The Duel Field
- Chapter 180 - Zhuge Yue's Power Is Beyond Your Imagination!
- Chapter 179 - Wan Shitong Was Going to Have Her Fill of Lessons
- Chapter 178 - Don't Worry, This Isn't the Only Loss You'll Be Taking
- Chapter 177 - My Strength Comes From Your Imagination!
- Chapter 176 - The Biggest Scam in Spirit Calamity History
- Chapter 175 - You Think My Costume is Just for Being Weird?
- Chapter 174 - The Mysterious Diviner Witch
- Chapter 173 - Mechanism Modification for a Legendary Item
- Chapter 172 - A Street Stall Business is Still a Commercial Job!
- Chapter 171 - I Never Said I Was From the Abnormal Affairs Bureau, Did I?
- Chapter 170 - So, Not Off Means On?
- Chapter 169 - The 【Legendary】 Item Hanging in Plain Sight!
- Chapter 168 - I Was Born for This!
- Chapter 167 - What is God
- Chapter 166 - A Deceptive Deal and the Evolution of Cloud
- Chapter 165 - I Feel Like I've Seen This Sales Method Somewhere Before?
- Chapter 164 - The Abyss God's Flavor is Strong! No Need for More Salt!
- Chapter 163 - Where the Hell Did It Send Me Back To?
- Chapter 162 - Did I Just Break the Instance Again?
- Chapter 161 - Hey! I've Got an Inside Scoop!
- Chapter 160 - A Warning to All Players Against Contract Fraud!
- Chapter 159 - Church Shelter
- Chapter 158 - The Mantis Stalks the Cicada, Unaware of The Oriole Behind!
- Chapter 157 - Threatening a Balance? I Don't Take Threats!
- Chapter 156 - The Seed Scramble, The Mastermind Behind the Scenes!
- Chapter 155 - Seal Broken, Superpowers Return!
- Chapter 154 - Slaughter? Or Salvation?
- Chapter 153 - Isn't Hope Also a Form of Despair?
- Chapter 152 - A Man's Knees Are Precious as Gold, It's Time to Cash In!
- Chapter 151 - A Strategic Cooperation to Clear the Area!
- Chapter 150 - The Source of the Twisted Resentful Spirits
- Chapter 149 - Open Up! Free Trade!
- Chapter 148 - The Bizarrely Righteous Mr. Xiezhi
- Chapter 147 - The Relic Scramble Begins!
- Chapter 146 - Pending Death Logs Off, Shuangying Takes the Stage!
- Chapter 145 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved!
- Chapter 144 - This Mountain is Mine, These Trees I Planted!
- Chapter 143 - Are You Interested in Becoming an Auctioneer?
- Chapter 142 - The Clown's Red Nose and Its Set
- Chapter 141 - And He Even Has to Thank Me!
- Chapter 140 - Extortion and a Sucker
- Chapter 139 - Not Even Jesus Can Save You! I Said So!
- Chapter 138 - The Origin of the Twisted and the Contaminated Relics
- Chapter 137 - Awakening! Guess Who I Am?
- Chapter 136 - The Loser Bites the Dust! The Winner Bites the Dust, Too!
- Chapter 135 - The Treasure
- Chapter 134 - Have You Heard of the One Piece?
- Chapter 133 - A Bizarre Way to Cross a Hundred Years
- Chapter 132 - The Twisted, Don't Turn Around, I'm Suffering
- Chapter 131 - The Entire Town of Heretics!
- Chapter 130 - Let Us Sail to the Sea of Desire!
- Chapter 129 - The Mary Cruise Ship Reappears!
- Chapter 128 - I’m Going to Poach Your Believers!
- Chapter 127 - Isn't This a Form of NTR?
- Chapter 126 - Are You Sure You’re Not Some Kind of Devil?
- Chapter 125 - Groundhog Day
- Chapter 124 - Suffering Exists in Every Present Moment
- Chapter 123 - The Nun's Ultimate Suffering
- Chapter 122 - Who in the World Is He?
- Chapter 121 - The Simple and Honest Aiguyi
- Chapter 120 - Only Through Suffering Can One Walk This Place
- Chapter 119 - Polite Knocking
- Chapter 118 - I'm a Professional Forensic Examiner
- Chapter 117 - Suffering is the Key!
- Chapter 116 - God Said, All Are Equal!
- Chapter 115 - Haunted by a Vicious Ghost, the Instance Begins!
- Chapter 114 - You Mean You Want Me to Kill Myself?
- Chapter 113 - I Have Already Grasped the Future!
- Chapter 112 - A Spy Among Spies Among Spies
- Chapter 111 - Relic Scramble
- Chapter 110 - The Calamity Cult, Enemies on a Narrow Road!
- Chapter 109 - I’d Like to Keep a Low Profile, But My Strength Won’t Allow It!
- Chapter 108 - Spirit Calamity Plaza!
- Chapter 107 - I Want to Dig Open Your Brain and Have a Look
- Chapter 106 - The Jinx, Zhuge Yue
- Chapter 105 - I Seem to Have Brought Back Something Extraordinary
- Chapter 104 - The Black
- Chapter 103 - Abyss God! You're Not Actually a God, Are You?
- Chapter 102 - I Told an Angel a Hell Joke
- Chapter 101 - These Damned Angels Are Making My Sanity Spin
- Chapter 100 - The Masquerade Ball's Final Funeral!
- Chapter 99 - Bloody Mary's Awakening of Freedom
- Chapter 98 - Fifth Night's Scarlet Dance!
- Chapter 97 - You’d Better Be Able to Actually Kill Me
- Chapter 96 - The Tragicomic Joker
- Chapter 95 - The Wise One's Unexpected Delight
- Chapter 94 - Flawless Calculations
- Chapter 93 - The Essence of Humanity is Seeking Fun
- Chapter 92 - Mr. William, I Want to Bet My Life Against Yours!
- Chapter 91 - Today's Warrior! It's All About Guts!
- Chapter 90 - I Need a Warrior Who Is Willing to Die
- Chapter 89 - William's Hongmen Banquet Invitation!
- Chapter 88 - Decade, You Seem a Bit Too Extreme
- Chapter 87 - The Mary Resurrection Ritual!
- Chapter 86 - Xiaochuan Does Bad Things, Karmic Retribution Comes Around!
- Chapter 85 - Excuse Me, Was the Corpse You Mentioned… Me?
- Chapter 84 - I Am The Sinner!
- Chapter 83 - La Traviata
- Chapter 82 - She Flees, He Pursues, She Has No Escape
- Chapter 81 - Apocalypse of Gambling!
- Chapter 80 - O Captain, My Captain!
- Chapter 79 - Werewolf on the Cruise Ship
- Chapter 78 - There's a Traitor Among Us!
- Chapter 77 - Mary of the Back Kitchen
- Chapter 76 - The Back Kitchen? This is the Backrooms!
- Chapter 75 - Mary's Special Attention
- Chapter 74 - The Dance of Ultimate Bliss!
- Chapter 73 - Dangers Lurk Everywhere, the Ball is Nigh!
- Chapter 72 - The First Unlucky Victim Appears
- Chapter 71 - You've Startled Mary!
- Chapter 70 - It's You Who Are Treading on Thin Ice, Not Me
- Chapter 69 - Who Says This Isn't a Mask?
- Chapter 68 - The Masquerade Ball
- Chapter 67 - Clue to a Nightmare
- Chapter 66 - Talk Therapy Has Met Its Match! So Terrifying!
- Chapter 65 - Spirit Calamity Game Special Strategic Partner
- Chapter 64 - Abyss God! I Bet Your Gun Has No Bullets!
- Chapter 63 - My Name is Wu Wang, and I'm About to Start Lying!
- Chapter 62 - That Was No Accident!
- Chapter 61 - Countering is Supreme! Methods Like a God!
- Chapter 60 - Unfathomable Methods, Truly a Master!
- Chapter 59 - You Can Tell He's Terrifyingly Strong Just From His Stance
- Chapter 58 - His Way of Showing Off Reminds Me of a Friend
- Chapter 57 - Fear Monger? I'm a Respectable Family Man!
- Chapter 56 - If the Opponent is a God, It Will Be a Bit Tricky
- Chapter 55 - I Now Really Have a Sword Called Xiaochuan
- Chapter 54 - The True Meaning of Social Phobia Is Making Society Phobic
- Chapter 53 - Hacking? This Is All My Own Effort and Sweat!
- Chapter 52 - Instance Rewards and Skill Evolution Conditions
- Chapter 51 - What is the Chronicle of the Desolate Village? First, It Must Be a Desolate Village.
- Chapter 50 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved
- Chapter 49 - I’m Looking for a Red Tentacle Thief. Do You Know Him?
- Chapter 48 - Thanks for the Offer, but I Don’t Top Up Q Coins
- Chapter 47 - The Best Sacrifice is the Undying!
- Chapter 46 - I Feel He’s Not Even a Fraction of the Abyss God
- Chapter 45 - The Saintess's Entrustment
- Chapter 44 - Zero
- Chapter 43 - Just a Saintess’s Task
- Chapter 42 - What is a Yin Fate? The Mystery of the Saintess
- Chapter 41 - Make a Deal? The Name Is desire
- Chapter 40 - Old Geezer! Your Stand
- Chapter 39 - Contaminated Nightmare
- Chapter 38 - Let the Feast Begin! So It Was You, You Bastard!
- Chapter 37 - Oh Crap, I'm the Sacrifice?
- Chapter 36 - The Village Chief's Secret
- Chapter 35 - There's Something Unclean in the Village!
- Chapter 34 - The Name's Zhang Sanfeng, What Can I Do for You?
- Chapter 33 - Solo Instance! Chronicle of the Desolate Village!
- Chapter 32 - Abnormal Activity in the Abyss, an Announcement Arrives
- Chapter 31 - What Kind of Medicine Did You Think I Was Selling in My Gourd?
- Chapter 30 - A Lottery Draw? More Like a Mugging!
- Chapter 29 - Pending Death is the Best Teammate I've Ever Met!
- Chapter 28 - The Dragon Slayer Finally Becomes the Dragon
- Chapter 27 - I Am the Abyss God's Nemesis! The Bug
- Chapter 26 - Door God? Abyss God!
- Chapter 25 - What to Do If You Run Into a Ghost? Run It Over!
- Chapter 24 - Corpse
- Chapter 23 - Am I Crazy? No, The World Is Crazy
- Chapter 22 - Entering the Art Building by Night
- Chapter 21 - So the Trap Was Waiting for Me Here, Huh?
- Chapter 20 - You Look Pretty Happy, Huh? Let Me Cure You of That!
- Chapter 19 - Pending Death, Are You Human or Ghost?
- Chapter 18 - Gao Shan Ghost School
- Chapter 17 - Teacher, You Wouldn't Want the Principal to Find Out, Would You?
- Chapter 16 - What the Hell!
- Chapter 15 - The Ghost Story Is Right Here Among Us
- Chapter 14 - Do You Understand What Absolute Defense Is?
- Chapter 13 - Little Black Room? Garbage Dump!
- Chapter 12 - To Learn Without Thinking Is to Die
- Chapter 11 - How Is My Mission Different from Yours?
- Chapter 10 - Heading to Gao Shan High School
- Chapter 9 - I'm a Farmer, This is a Beet!
- Chapter 8 - Abyss God! Activate!
- Chapter 7 - Excellent, an Evil God Has Its Eyes on Me
- Chapter 6 - The Most Insane Accusation!
- Chapter 5 - The Death Rule Only I Can Crack!
- Chapter 4 - The Monster Who Ignores the Death Rule
- Chapter 3 - A Crooked Body Fears No Proper Shadow!
- Chapter 2 - The Undying Youth's Mental State is Stable
- Chapter 1 - The Uncatchable Murderer