Chapter 48 - Thanks for the Offer, but I Don’t Top Up Q Coins
Chapter 48 - Thanks for the Offer, but I Don’t Top Up Q Coins
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The Yin Fate Great God did not speak.
It merely stared at Wu Wang with pupil-less, grayish-white eyes.
After a moment, a ripple finally disturbed its placid expression.
“You are truly unique. I cannot discern your origins, but your Undying nature is a fact.”
To be honest, It was astonished. The mad lad was right. It was not a true god, nor was It eternally undying. It was, in essence, merely a higher-level existence.
In all its long years, It had never seen such a bizarre low-level being, one that possessed such a strong, immortal trait. This wasn’t just limited to the physical body. Even when It had crushed his soul to dust moments ago, he had immediately recovered and returned to his body.
“So? My body or hers. Which one is more alluring?”
Wu Wang grinned, spreading his arms in an embracing gesture. The madness in his eyes made even the Yin Fate Great God feel a strong sense of bewilderment.
It could sense no fear from him at all. In fact, there was even a hint of excitement.
Why?
Shouldn’t the essence of such a low-level being be cowardly subservience and avaricious desire?
“You have a point. Since you wish to bear my great power, then I shall grant you this honor.”
The Yin Fate Great God’s deafening voice echoed through the Ancestral Hall.
In the blink of an eye, It materialized in midair before Wu Wang, Its eyes locking with his.
Wu Wang could clearly hear his own heartbeat accelerating.
Dong, dong, dong, dong…
The heartbeats of both him and Wu Xiaoyou, who the god possessed, were quickening, growing more and more synchronized.
Finally, their heartbeats became one.
DONG.
Bzzz!
With the final beat, a bizarre and powerful consciousness flooded Wu Wang’s mind. It began stripping away his sanity and awareness bit by bit, making way for the descending Yin Fate Great God.
As the god transferred out of Wu Xiaoyou, her hair and eye color instantly returned to normal. Her body went limp, and she collapsed to the ground, unconscious.
“So… so wondrous… You are truly a gift from the heavens!”
The Yin Fate Great God’s androgynous, divinity-filled voice issued from Wu Wang’s mouth.
But in the next second, his expression turned ferocious.
Wu Wang gritted his teeth, his own voice cutting through.
“You know, I’m suddenly regretting this. What should I do? Maybe I’ll just die.”
The Yin Fate Great God was baffled.
It hadn’t expected a mere low-level being to resist It and remain conscious. His Mental Strength was strange, and the aura entwined around his soul was another oddity It couldn’t see through.
Before It could even comprehend what he meant, Wu Wang slammed a dark stone against his teeth and caught it in his mouth.
【Memory-Washing Stone | In Use】
【Select Target | Yin Fate Great God】
He had been waiting for the moment It left Wu Xiaoyou’s body. This way, even if the stone had side effects, he wouldn’t have to worry about harming his Second Sister.
As for himself?
No side effect could harm him.
Worst comes to worst, he could just die.
Drip…
Inside his mind, Wu Wang fought against the Yin Fate Great God’s corrosion. For some reason, the Abyss God didn’t immediately jump in to help. Instead, once the Memory-Washing Stone activated, his mind cleared considerably.
It was like a single drop of water falling into a placid, clear spring deep in the mountains. Ripples spread out one after another. The faint, pleasant dripping sound calmed his soul, gradually overshadowing the struggle between man and god.
【Please select a segment of the Yin Fate Great God’s memory.】
Countless fragments appeared before Wu Wang.
They contained memories of the god performing so-called Divine Miracles. There were scenes not just from Yin Fate Village, but from many places that seemed unreal to Wu Wang.
He saw a great tomb of Jiangshi, all with incomplete limbs and ashen faces.
He saw beautiful Merfolk who lived deep under the sea, with fish heads but human legs.
He saw a gloomy land where lost souls floated, resembling the ghost city of Fengdu.
These were all part of the Yin Fate Great God’s schemes. The god was searching these myriad places for a vessel It could descend into.
And now, It had found one.
“Hehehe… I’ve found one too…”
With a sinister laugh, Wu Wang selected all the memories concerning Yin Fate Village from the god’s mind.
The stone’s description was clear. Erasing this memory would also erase the very foundation of the god’s descent, which was built on devouring the Saintesses’ Resentment Qi and the villagers’ souls. In the worst-case scenario, its schemes in other places might be affected as well.
Swish!
A tide of extreme Resentment Qi surged from the Memory-Washing Stone, washing over Wu Wang’s brain.
A wisp of bewilderment was transmitted from the Yin Fate Great God’s consciousness. It sensed that It was losing something.
This made It take the matter seriously. It began to resist the bizarre Resentment Qi.
“Excuse me,” Wu Wang suddenly asked. “Can gods feel pain?”
He aimed the muzzle of the gun in his hand at his own head.
BANG!
His head exploded, splattering gore across the Ancestral Hall.
In the next second, his head and consciousness were restored. But at the very instant of impact, the Yin Fate Great God, which had been resisting the Resentment Qi in his mind, suffered a massive shock.
Now sharing a body with Wu Wang, all Its senses were synchronized with his.
But the god was no masochist who enjoyed suicide.
The searing pain and the sensation of its soul being torn apart were excruciating. For a rare moment, It felt true agony.
BANG!
The moment his head was restored, Wu Wang fired another shot.
“Hahahaha! Great God! I can feel your pain! Your wails of anguish!”
BANG!
“You’re not a god at all!”
BANG!
“Humanity created its own wonders! We don’t need a hypocritical false god like you!”
Destruction and rebirth cycled with every pull of the trigger.
Until the twenty-odd bullets in the magazine were spent, man and god had died and been reborn an equal number of times. The Yin Fate Great God’s mental invasion gradually faded into nothingness, washed away by the tide of Resentment Qi.
It was about to lose everything It had gained in Yin Fate Village.
Only then did the madness in Wu Wang’s eyes recede. He cracked his neck and spat on the offering table.
“A god? Ptooey!“
He sneered.
“How does it feel to be driven out by the very Saintesses you looked down upon?”
“Somewhat astonishing, but only to that extent.”
The familiar, neutral voice appeared with shocking abruptness. It had answered Wu Wang’s question.
He whipped his head around.
He was shocked to find Wu Xiaoyou standing up from the floor again, her hair and eyes once more a pale, grayish-white.
The Yin Fate Great God is still here!
How is this possible!
The Memory-Washing Stone erased all of Its memories of Yin Fate Village! According to the item’s description, It shouldn’t be able to descend here at all!
“Hoh hoh hoh~”
A new voice chuckled from behind him.
“Young man, you might have succeeded if not for the Yin Body. But now, the Yin Body has become the source of its power here. Ordinary methods will no longer work.”
The voice continued.
“How about this, let’s make a deal.”
“How about I help you seal this parasite?”
Before Wu Wang could even process how to exorcise the Yin Fate Great God, he turned to find the source of the even more bizarre voice.
He looked, and the sight gave him a massive shock.
Walking out from the other end of the long corridor was, unbelievably, a penguin. It wore a black suit and a red tie, leaned on a gilded gentleman’s cane, and sported a half-meter-tall top hat on its head.
Its entire aesthetic was jarringly out of place. It even looked like a rockhopper penguin.
Never mind Wu Wang. This time, even the Yin Fate Great God’s thoughts seemed to crash. It hadn’t sensed anything approaching.
Even with the penguin standing right in front of It, It still couldn’t sense its existence.
“How about it? Care to make a deal?”
The Gentleman Penguin’s voice wasn’t sharp or hoarse. It sounded like a bass-voiced Western celebrity who had just learned the Huaxian language, making it sound both awkward and bizarre.
Wu Wang truly couldn’t imagine how a penguin’s beak could produce a human voice.
“Huh? A deal?”
He shrugged.
“Thanks for the offer, but I don’t top up Q Coins.”
The Yin Fate Great God was bewildered.
The Gentleman Penguin was equally confused.
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- Chapter 228 - Seized and Instantly Refined
- Chapter 227 - Phantom of the Opera, Ghost of the Opera
- Chapter 226 - Each Harboring Ulterior Motives, the Book
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- Chapter 222 - The Person in the Well, The Soul in the Eye
- Chapter 221 - Hundred Ghosts Night Parade! The Living, Keep Out!
- Chapter 220 - Lord Guan's Great Battle against Chi You
- Chapter 219 - You Want to Dance, Too?
- Chapter 218 - Living Effigy Sacrifice
- Chapter 217 - Walk the Nuo Opera, a Sacrifice for Gods and Ghosts!
- Chapter 216 - Taboos of the Stage
- Chapter 215 - Death Follows Close Behind
- Chapter 214 - Human Refining Mutiny, Tree of Sighs!
- Chapter 213 - That Night, Everything Changed
- Chapter 212 - The Troupe Leader of the Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 211 - The Corpse is Speaking
- Chapter 210 - Information and the Opera God Tower
- Chapter 209 - This Power Does Not Belong to You!
- Chapter 208 - Ah Dou Fights Zhao Zilong at Changbanpo!
- Chapter 207 - Where Did Pending Death Go? He's in the Opera!
- Chapter 206 - The Prince's Might, Invincible and Unstoppable!
- Chapter 205 - The Quest Objective is Survival
- Chapter 204 - Who Said This Prince Is No Good? This Prince Is Great!
- Chapter 203 - Shen Bao, The Taste is Superb!
- Chapter 202 - Just a Life? Here, You Can Have It!
- Chapter 201 - Five
- Chapter 200 - The Real and Fake Troupe Leaders, Back From the Dead
- Chapter 199 - The Strange, Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 198 - A Night of Terror at the Opera House
- Chapter 197 - Mental Contamination? What's That?
- Chapter 196 - A Surprise in the Puppet Show
- Chapter 195 - Opera God's Righteous Garden
- Chapter 194 - The Secret of the Troupe Master and the Chou
- Chapter 193 - I'm The Joker with the Heavenly Eye
- Chapter 192 - Prince, you don't look so well?
- Chapter 191 - The same old formula, the same old flavor
- Chapter 190 - Anecdotes of the Pear Garden! The Abyss God Again!
- Chapter 189 - You Like Possessing People? Come Clash with the Abyss God!
- Chapter 188 - The Fortune
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- Chapter 186 - The Curse of Fate Is Yours Now
- Chapter 185 - The Demise of Zhuge
- Chapter 184 - Fate is a Predestined End, So Isn't Death a Release?
- Chapter 183 - The Girl Who Spent Her Entire Life Trying to Escape Fear
- Chapter 182 - Pluto Research Institute
- Chapter 181 - The Duel Field
- Chapter 180 - Zhuge Yue's Power Is Beyond Your Imagination!
- Chapter 179 - Wan Shitong Was Going to Have Her Fill of Lessons
- Chapter 178 - Don't Worry, This Isn't the Only Loss You'll Be Taking
- Chapter 177 - My Strength Comes From Your Imagination!
- Chapter 176 - The Biggest Scam in Spirit Calamity History
- Chapter 175 - You Think My Costume is Just for Being Weird?
- Chapter 174 - The Mysterious Diviner Witch
- Chapter 173 - Mechanism Modification for a Legendary Item
- Chapter 172 - A Street Stall Business is Still a Commercial Job!
- Chapter 171 - I Never Said I Was From the Abnormal Affairs Bureau, Did I?
- Chapter 170 - So, Not Off Means On?
- Chapter 169 - The 【Legendary】 Item Hanging in Plain Sight!
- Chapter 168 - I Was Born for This!
- Chapter 167 - What is God
- Chapter 166 - A Deceptive Deal and the Evolution of Cloud
- Chapter 165 - I Feel Like I've Seen This Sales Method Somewhere Before?
- Chapter 164 - The Abyss God's Flavor is Strong! No Need for More Salt!
- Chapter 163 - Where the Hell Did It Send Me Back To?
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- Chapter 160 - A Warning to All Players Against Contract Fraud!
- Chapter 159 - Church Shelter
- Chapter 158 - The Mantis Stalks the Cicada, Unaware of The Oriole Behind!
- Chapter 157 - Threatening a Balance? I Don't Take Threats!
- Chapter 156 - The Seed Scramble, The Mastermind Behind the Scenes!
- Chapter 155 - Seal Broken, Superpowers Return!
- Chapter 154 - Slaughter? Or Salvation?
- Chapter 153 - Isn't Hope Also a Form of Despair?
- Chapter 152 - A Man's Knees Are Precious as Gold, It's Time to Cash In!
- Chapter 151 - A Strategic Cooperation to Clear the Area!
- Chapter 150 - The Source of the Twisted Resentful Spirits
- Chapter 149 - Open Up! Free Trade!
- Chapter 148 - The Bizarrely Righteous Mr. Xiezhi
- Chapter 147 - The Relic Scramble Begins!
- Chapter 146 - Pending Death Logs Off, Shuangying Takes the Stage!
- Chapter 145 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved!
- Chapter 144 - This Mountain is Mine, These Trees I Planted!
- Chapter 143 - Are You Interested in Becoming an Auctioneer?
- Chapter 142 - The Clown's Red Nose and Its Set
- Chapter 141 - And He Even Has to Thank Me!
- Chapter 140 - Extortion and a Sucker
- Chapter 139 - Not Even Jesus Can Save You! I Said So!
- Chapter 138 - The Origin of the Twisted and the Contaminated Relics
- Chapter 137 - Awakening! Guess Who I Am?
- Chapter 136 - The Loser Bites the Dust! The Winner Bites the Dust, Too!
- Chapter 135 - The Treasure
- Chapter 134 - Have You Heard of the One Piece?
- Chapter 133 - A Bizarre Way to Cross a Hundred Years
- Chapter 132 - The Twisted, Don't Turn Around, I'm Suffering
- Chapter 131 - The Entire Town of Heretics!
- Chapter 130 - Let Us Sail to the Sea of Desire!
- Chapter 129 - The Mary Cruise Ship Reappears!
- Chapter 128 - I’m Going to Poach Your Believers!
- Chapter 127 - Isn't This a Form of NTR?
- Chapter 126 - Are You Sure You’re Not Some Kind of Devil?
- Chapter 125 - Groundhog Day
- Chapter 124 - Suffering Exists in Every Present Moment
- Chapter 123 - The Nun's Ultimate Suffering
- Chapter 122 - Who in the World Is He?
- Chapter 121 - The Simple and Honest Aiguyi
- Chapter 120 - Only Through Suffering Can One Walk This Place
- Chapter 119 - Polite Knocking
- Chapter 118 - I'm a Professional Forensic Examiner
- Chapter 117 - Suffering is the Key!
- Chapter 116 - God Said, All Are Equal!
- Chapter 115 - Haunted by a Vicious Ghost, the Instance Begins!
- Chapter 114 - You Mean You Want Me to Kill Myself?
- Chapter 113 - I Have Already Grasped the Future!
- Chapter 112 - A Spy Among Spies Among Spies
- Chapter 111 - Relic Scramble
- Chapter 110 - The Calamity Cult, Enemies on a Narrow Road!
- Chapter 109 - I’d Like to Keep a Low Profile, But My Strength Won’t Allow It!
- Chapter 108 - Spirit Calamity Plaza!
- Chapter 107 - I Want to Dig Open Your Brain and Have a Look
- Chapter 106 - The Jinx, Zhuge Yue
- Chapter 105 - I Seem to Have Brought Back Something Extraordinary
- Chapter 104 - The Black
- Chapter 103 - Abyss God! You're Not Actually a God, Are You?
- Chapter 102 - I Told an Angel a Hell Joke
- Chapter 101 - These Damned Angels Are Making My Sanity Spin
- Chapter 100 - The Masquerade Ball's Final Funeral!
- Chapter 99 - Bloody Mary's Awakening of Freedom
- Chapter 98 - Fifth Night's Scarlet Dance!
- Chapter 97 - You’d Better Be Able to Actually Kill Me
- Chapter 96 - The Tragicomic Joker
- Chapter 95 - The Wise One's Unexpected Delight
- Chapter 94 - Flawless Calculations
- Chapter 93 - The Essence of Humanity is Seeking Fun
- Chapter 92 - Mr. William, I Want to Bet My Life Against Yours!
- Chapter 91 - Today's Warrior! It's All About Guts!
- Chapter 90 - I Need a Warrior Who Is Willing to Die
- Chapter 89 - William's Hongmen Banquet Invitation!
- Chapter 88 - Decade, You Seem a Bit Too Extreme
- Chapter 87 - The Mary Resurrection Ritual!
- Chapter 86 - Xiaochuan Does Bad Things, Karmic Retribution Comes Around!
- Chapter 85 - Excuse Me, Was the Corpse You Mentioned… Me?
- Chapter 84 - I Am The Sinner!
- Chapter 83 - La Traviata
- Chapter 82 - She Flees, He Pursues, She Has No Escape
- Chapter 81 - Apocalypse of Gambling!
- Chapter 80 - O Captain, My Captain!
- Chapter 79 - Werewolf on the Cruise Ship
- Chapter 78 - There's a Traitor Among Us!
- Chapter 77 - Mary of the Back Kitchen
- Chapter 76 - The Back Kitchen? This is the Backrooms!
- Chapter 75 - Mary's Special Attention
- Chapter 74 - The Dance of Ultimate Bliss!
- Chapter 73 - Dangers Lurk Everywhere, the Ball is Nigh!
- Chapter 72 - The First Unlucky Victim Appears
- Chapter 71 - You've Startled Mary!
- Chapter 70 - It's You Who Are Treading on Thin Ice, Not Me
- Chapter 69 - Who Says This Isn't a Mask?
- Chapter 68 - The Masquerade Ball
- Chapter 67 - Clue to a Nightmare
- Chapter 66 - Talk Therapy Has Met Its Match! So Terrifying!
- Chapter 65 - Spirit Calamity Game Special Strategic Partner
- Chapter 64 - Abyss God! I Bet Your Gun Has No Bullets!
- Chapter 63 - My Name is Wu Wang, and I'm About to Start Lying!
- Chapter 62 - That Was No Accident!
- Chapter 61 - Countering is Supreme! Methods Like a God!
- Chapter 60 - Unfathomable Methods, Truly a Master!
- Chapter 59 - You Can Tell He's Terrifyingly Strong Just From His Stance
- Chapter 58 - His Way of Showing Off Reminds Me of a Friend
- Chapter 57 - Fear Monger? I'm a Respectable Family Man!
- Chapter 56 - If the Opponent is a God, It Will Be a Bit Tricky
- Chapter 55 - I Now Really Have a Sword Called Xiaochuan
- Chapter 54 - The True Meaning of Social Phobia Is Making Society Phobic
- Chapter 53 - Hacking? This Is All My Own Effort and Sweat!
- Chapter 52 - Instance Rewards and Skill Evolution Conditions
- Chapter 51 - What is the Chronicle of the Desolate Village? First, It Must Be a Desolate Village.
- Chapter 50 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved
- Chapter 49 - I’m Looking for a Red Tentacle Thief. Do You Know Him?
- Chapter 48 - Thanks for the Offer, but I Don’t Top Up Q Coins
- Chapter 47 - The Best Sacrifice is the Undying!
- Chapter 46 - I Feel He’s Not Even a Fraction of the Abyss God
- Chapter 45 - The Saintess's Entrustment
- Chapter 44 - Zero
- Chapter 43 - Just a Saintess’s Task
- Chapter 42 - What is a Yin Fate? The Mystery of the Saintess
- Chapter 41 - Make a Deal? The Name Is desire
- Chapter 40 - Old Geezer! Your Stand
- Chapter 39 - Contaminated Nightmare
- Chapter 38 - Let the Feast Begin! So It Was You, You Bastard!
- Chapter 37 - Oh Crap, I'm the Sacrifice?
- Chapter 36 - The Village Chief's Secret
- Chapter 35 - There's Something Unclean in the Village!
- Chapter 34 - The Name's Zhang Sanfeng, What Can I Do for You?
- Chapter 33 - Solo Instance! Chronicle of the Desolate Village!
- Chapter 32 - Abnormal Activity in the Abyss, an Announcement Arrives
- Chapter 31 - What Kind of Medicine Did You Think I Was Selling in My Gourd?
- Chapter 30 - A Lottery Draw? More Like a Mugging!
- Chapter 29 - Pending Death is the Best Teammate I've Ever Met!
- Chapter 28 - The Dragon Slayer Finally Becomes the Dragon
- Chapter 27 - I Am the Abyss God's Nemesis! The Bug
- Chapter 26 - Door God? Abyss God!
- Chapter 25 - What to Do If You Run Into a Ghost? Run It Over!
- Chapter 24 - Corpse
- Chapter 23 - Am I Crazy? No, The World Is Crazy
- Chapter 22 - Entering the Art Building by Night
- Chapter 21 - So the Trap Was Waiting for Me Here, Huh?
- Chapter 20 - You Look Pretty Happy, Huh? Let Me Cure You of That!
- Chapter 19 - Pending Death, Are You Human or Ghost?
- Chapter 18 - Gao Shan Ghost School
- Chapter 17 - Teacher, You Wouldn't Want the Principal to Find Out, Would You?
- Chapter 16 - What the Hell!
- Chapter 15 - The Ghost Story Is Right Here Among Us
- Chapter 14 - Do You Understand What Absolute Defense Is?
- Chapter 13 - Little Black Room? Garbage Dump!
- Chapter 12 - To Learn Without Thinking Is to Die
- Chapter 11 - How Is My Mission Different from Yours?
- Chapter 10 - Heading to Gao Shan High School
- Chapter 9 - I'm a Farmer, This is a Beet!
- Chapter 8 - Abyss God! Activate!
- Chapter 7 - Excellent, an Evil God Has Its Eyes on Me
- Chapter 6 - The Most Insane Accusation!
- Chapter 5 - The Death Rule Only I Can Crack!
- Chapter 4 - The Monster Who Ignores the Death Rule
- Chapter 3 - A Crooked Body Fears No Proper Shadow!
- Chapter 2 - The Undying Youth's Mental State is Stable
- Chapter 1 - The Uncatchable Murderer