Ding! Ding! Ding!
With every tap of Gentleman Penguin’s cane on a player’s head, their expression grew dazed. They began to drool from the corners of their mouths, looking like complete simpletons.
“Speak. Who are you? Why do you have the aura of my tag on you?”
As always, Gentleman Penguin stood atop his Question Mark Box. His black and white feathers were sleek and glossy, his suit exquisite and impeccable.
He frowned, a puzzled expression on his face.
He was certain the tag carried the scent of the red tentacles, but their owner was nowhere to be seen. These three, however, carried that same aura. They must have a deep connection to the thief.
“Reporting, sir! We are B-rank members of the Calamity Cult! My Spirit Calamity Game ID is 【Lan】!”
“My name is 【Lie】!”
“My name is 【Qiong】!”
“We don’t know what tag you’re talking about, please clarify!”
The three of them instantly became like machines, ready to answer any question.
If Wu Wang had been here, he would have seen that the large bumps raised by the cane on the men’s foreheads actually had an item effect.
【Parasitic Touch. Attach this item to a target’s head to make them obey any command or answer any question. The effect lasts for thirty minutes.】
【A one-time use item. It ignores the resistance of any defensive items of the same level. The target must possess a physiological head structure.】
【Note. Let me see what you’re thinking…】
Gentleman Penguin’s abilities were just as unfathomable. Back when Wu Wang first met him, the penguin’s power to change an item’s grade with a tap of his cane had been a real eye-opener.
Mary slowly walked over.
“Honorable President of the Myriad Treasures Chamber of Commerce, the esteemed Mr. Teng Xun Adolf who traverses the Myriad Realms. Please allow me to extend my greetings.”
She lightly lifted the hem of her skirt and performed a standard curtsy, the smile on her face perfectly natural.
Gentleman Penguin immediately shed the vicious expression he had worn while dealing with the three men. He turned and stepped down from the Question Mark Box.
Taking the top hat from his head, he placed it over his chest and bowed slightly.
“Oh~ beautiful lady, I am deeply honored. Are you the owner of this cruise ship?”
“Have you, by chance, seen someone who uses red tentacles? I have a personal grudge to settle with him.”
In response, Mary pointed a finger at the ceiling.
Then, she pointed at the three dementia-faced morons before them.
She smiled.
“I have not heard of any red tentacles. However, the companions of these three losers are on the Top Floor of this cruise ship. Would you like me to take you to them?”
Gentleman Penguin smiled faintly.
“Then I shall trouble you.”
He waved his cane through the air.
The large bumps on the foreheads of the Calamity Cult trio began to change color, shifting from red to purple, and finally to a shade as black as ink. With each color change, their bodies grew increasingly frail and emaciated.
By the time the bumps turned black, the other players saw that the three men had been reduced to skeletons.
The round bumps fell from their heads, radiating an aura of satisfaction.
These 【Parasitic Touch】 were sated. Their round, swollen appearance was due to all the blood they had sucked from the three men.
When faced with those connected to the red-tentacled thief, Gentleman Penguin showed no mercy.
But in the next second, the beautiful figure ahead suddenly stopped. She turned and stared intently at Gentleman Penguin.
Mary spoke abruptly.
“These three were not for sale. How do you plan to pay for them?”
Gentleman Penguin stared, confused.
Then, Mary pointed to the other dumbfounded players from the Loser’s Bracket.
“They are all my property,” she said. “Detained because they lost all their chips on my ship.”
“You destroyed three of my things without my consent. This constitutes theft or robbery, not a fair trade.”
“Therefore, you need to compensate me for my losses.”
Gentleman Penguin could only stare.
Wait a minute! Lady! Something’s not right!
Weren’t you just being all friendly and polite a moment ago? Why the sudden turnaround to extort me?
Mary did not speak. She simply smiled at Gentleman Penguin.
She was firmly adhering to the instructions Wu Wang had given her. 【Within reasonable bounds, turn everything into a transaction, and extort him mercilessly, in a manner akin to financial fraud. Finally, bring him to the Top Floor.】
Huuu…
Gentleman Penguin took a deep breath.
Finally, he sighed.
“Yes, I destroyed your merchandise without permission. This was not a fair trade. Please allow me to compensate you with this.”
As he spoke, the question mark box beside him popped open. A scroll jumped out from within.
【100% Caught Bare-handed (Epic)】
Even though Wu Wang had only met Gentleman Penguin once, his personality profile of him was remarkably accurate.
This fellow was an out-and-out merchant, true, but he was definitely not an unscrupulous one. In fact, Gentleman Penguin was incredibly firm in his adherence to his principles.
Back then, even though Wu Wang had seemed as weak as an ant in his eyes, he had still asked for Wu Wang’s consent when he wanted the 【Memory-Washing Stone】 in his possession. The penguin had insisted on obtaining it through a trade.
This proved just how profound the meaning of the word 【Trade】 was in his heart.
That was why Wu Wang had instructed Mary to frame the extortion as a trade.
After all, the penguin had countless good things in his possession, and it wasn’t every day you got to meet him. Of course, Wu Wang had to squeeze a few extra things out of him!
After accepting the scroll, Mary smiled, then turned to lead the way toward the Top Floor.
Gentleman Penguin toddled along behind her on his little feet.
His expression was one of slight resignation.
To think he had come for revenge only to take a loss on his first move!
Inside the Hongmen Club.
Jinxiu trembled as she felt him pat her shoulder. The pressure from the 【Miracle of Suffering】 vanished without a trace.
Yet she still dared not make a single move.
What Wu Wang had just said and done left them all confused. They had no idea what this powerful existence intended to do.
“You… what do you mean…”
The next second, a fierce and powerful Aura of Desire erupted from Wu Wang. He was like the very incarnation of Desire itself.
He stood perfectly still, yet the surrounding players felt something stir deep in their hearts. An impatience grew within them, a need to act on their deepest desires.
At this moment, no one doubted any longer whether the one within this vessel was the true 【Spirit Venerable of the Sea of Desire】.
Wu Wang said with a half-smile.
“What do I mean? Didn’t you say you had a deal with me? That means we’re on the same side! So there shouldn’t be a problem with me being considered half a Calamity Cult Member now, right?”
Although Jinxiu was bewildered, she knew she had to play along. Otherwise, her head might be rolling on the floor in the next second.
“Yes! You are on our side…”
Wu Wang pulled her to her feet and brushed the dust from her shoulders.
He smiled.
“Since we’re all on the same side, everyone stand up. Kneeling is so unsightly!”
The Calamity Cult members dazedly got to their feet. They truly couldn’t figure out this 【Spirit Venerable of the Sea of Desire】.
As one of the Five Great Venerables, why were His actions so erratic? One moment He wanted to punish them, the next He was standing on their side.
It was said that the more powerful an existence, the stranger their quirks. Could it be that this Venerable was mentally unstable?
“Come, come, line up in front of me.”
“And do a good job blocking the animal friend who’s about to show up, okay~”
“My good brothers from the Calamity Cult.”
The smile on Wu Wang’s face was dazzling.
As he spoke, the Aura of Desire vanished, replaced by the faint glow of the golden cane tag on his wrist.
Standing behind the others, his face began to melt and twist. Bit by bit, it reformed into a generic face, the kind that would be lost in any crowd.
Unbeknownst to anyone, his player ID also quietly changed from 【Pending Death】 to 【Yan Shuangying】.
Creeeak…
The door to the floor was gently pushed open.
A certain black-and-white animal friend revealed its face, just in time to hear the words, “My good brothers from the Calamity Cult.”
He began to grit his teeth…
Chapters
- Chapter 246 - This Is a Loving Big Family
- Chapter 245 - Welfare Home or Zoo?
- Chapter 244 - A Strange Encounter in the Calamity Lair
- Chapter 243 - The Judicial Divine Beast, A Universally Acknowledged Good Person
- Chapter 242 - A Life I Hope Can Last Forever
- Chapter 241 - Hidden Reward, Scarce Title
- Chapter 240 - Clue to a Legendary Item
- Chapter 239 - Soul of Desire
- Chapter 238 - Big Boss, Do You Need Me to Job
- Chapter 237 - Just Do Good Deeds, and Don't Ask About What Lies Ahead
- Chapter 236 - Don't Worry, More Than Half the World Is Being Buried with You
- Chapter 235 - Sorry, You Can't Save Anything
- Chapter 234 - That Night, The Moonlight Was So Beautiful
- Chapter 233 - The Real Instance BOSS is Here!
- Chapter 232 - You Are the Opera God
- Chapter 231 - The Overlord's Death, Wu Wang's Plan
- Chapter 230 - Ambushed from All Sides, a Desperate End at Gaixia
- Chapter 229 - Farewell My Concubine
- Chapter 228 - Seized and Instantly Refined
- Chapter 227 - Phantom of the Opera, Ghost of the Opera
- Chapter 226 - Each Harboring Ulterior Motives, the Book
- Chapter 225 - The Doubts Remain, the Yi Garden is Shrouded in Fog
- Chapter 224 - This World Is Just That Cruel
- Chapter 223 - A Complete Reversal! Yin and Yang Inverted!
- Chapter 222 - The Person in the Well, The Soul in the Eye
- Chapter 221 - Hundred Ghosts Night Parade! The Living, Keep Out!
- Chapter 220 - Lord Guan's Great Battle against Chi You
- Chapter 219 - You Want to Dance, Too?
- Chapter 218 - Living Effigy Sacrifice
- Chapter 217 - Walk the Nuo Opera, a Sacrifice for Gods and Ghosts!
- Chapter 216 - Taboos of the Stage
- Chapter 215 - Death Follows Close Behind
- Chapter 214 - Human Refining Mutiny, Tree of Sighs!
- Chapter 213 - That Night, Everything Changed
- Chapter 212 - The Troupe Leader of the Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 211 - The Corpse is Speaking
- Chapter 210 - Information and the Opera God Tower
- Chapter 209 - This Power Does Not Belong to You!
- Chapter 208 - Ah Dou Fights Zhao Zilong at Changbanpo!
- Chapter 207 - Where Did Pending Death Go? He's in the Opera!
- Chapter 206 - The Prince's Might, Invincible and Unstoppable!
- Chapter 205 - The Quest Objective is Survival
- Chapter 204 - Who Said This Prince Is No Good? This Prince Is Great!
- Chapter 203 - Shen Bao, The Taste is Superb!
- Chapter 202 - Just a Life? Here, You Can Have It!
- Chapter 201 - Five
- Chapter 200 - The Real and Fake Troupe Leaders, Back From the Dead
- Chapter 199 - The Strange, Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 198 - A Night of Terror at the Opera House
- Chapter 197 - Mental Contamination? What's That?
- Chapter 196 - A Surprise in the Puppet Show
- Chapter 195 - Opera God's Righteous Garden
- Chapter 194 - The Secret of the Troupe Master and the Chou
- Chapter 193 - I'm The Joker with the Heavenly Eye
- Chapter 192 - Prince, you don't look so well?
- Chapter 191 - The same old formula, the same old flavor
- Chapter 190 - Anecdotes of the Pear Garden! The Abyss God Again!
- Chapter 189 - You Like Possessing People? Come Clash with the Abyss God!
- Chapter 188 - The Fortune
- Chapter 187 - The Pen Immortal, House Guardian Extraordinaire
- Chapter 186 - The Curse of Fate Is Yours Now
- Chapter 185 - The Demise of Zhuge
- Chapter 184 - Fate is a Predestined End, So Isn't Death a Release?
- Chapter 183 - The Girl Who Spent Her Entire Life Trying to Escape Fear
- Chapter 182 - Pluto Research Institute
- Chapter 181 - The Duel Field
- Chapter 180 - Zhuge Yue's Power Is Beyond Your Imagination!
- Chapter 179 - Wan Shitong Was Going to Have Her Fill of Lessons
- Chapter 178 - Don't Worry, This Isn't the Only Loss You'll Be Taking
- Chapter 177 - My Strength Comes From Your Imagination!
- Chapter 176 - The Biggest Scam in Spirit Calamity History
- Chapter 175 - You Think My Costume is Just for Being Weird?
- Chapter 174 - The Mysterious Diviner Witch
- Chapter 173 - Mechanism Modification for a Legendary Item
- Chapter 172 - A Street Stall Business is Still a Commercial Job!
- Chapter 171 - I Never Said I Was From the Abnormal Affairs Bureau, Did I?
- Chapter 170 - So, Not Off Means On?
- Chapter 169 - The 【Legendary】 Item Hanging in Plain Sight!
- Chapter 168 - I Was Born for This!
- Chapter 167 - What is God
- Chapter 166 - A Deceptive Deal and the Evolution of Cloud
- Chapter 165 - I Feel Like I've Seen This Sales Method Somewhere Before?
- Chapter 164 - The Abyss God's Flavor is Strong! No Need for More Salt!
- Chapter 163 - Where the Hell Did It Send Me Back To?
- Chapter 162 - Did I Just Break the Instance Again?
- Chapter 161 - Hey! I've Got an Inside Scoop!
- Chapter 160 - A Warning to All Players Against Contract Fraud!
- Chapter 159 - Church Shelter
- Chapter 158 - The Mantis Stalks the Cicada, Unaware of The Oriole Behind!
- Chapter 157 - Threatening a Balance? I Don't Take Threats!
- Chapter 156 - The Seed Scramble, The Mastermind Behind the Scenes!
- Chapter 155 - Seal Broken, Superpowers Return!
- Chapter 154 - Slaughter? Or Salvation?
- Chapter 153 - Isn't Hope Also a Form of Despair?
- Chapter 152 - A Man's Knees Are Precious as Gold, It's Time to Cash In!
- Chapter 151 - A Strategic Cooperation to Clear the Area!
- Chapter 150 - The Source of the Twisted Resentful Spirits
- Chapter 149 - Open Up! Free Trade!
- Chapter 148 - The Bizarrely Righteous Mr. Xiezhi
- Chapter 147 - The Relic Scramble Begins!
- Chapter 146 - Pending Death Logs Off, Shuangying Takes the Stage!
- Chapter 145 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved!
- Chapter 144 - This Mountain is Mine, These Trees I Planted!
- Chapter 143 - Are You Interested in Becoming an Auctioneer?
- Chapter 142 - The Clown's Red Nose and Its Set
- Chapter 141 - And He Even Has to Thank Me!
- Chapter 140 - Extortion and a Sucker
- Chapter 139 - Not Even Jesus Can Save You! I Said So!
- Chapter 138 - The Origin of the Twisted and the Contaminated Relics
- Chapter 137 - Awakening! Guess Who I Am?
- Chapter 136 - The Loser Bites the Dust! The Winner Bites the Dust, Too!
- Chapter 135 - The Treasure
- Chapter 134 - Have You Heard of the One Piece?
- Chapter 133 - A Bizarre Way to Cross a Hundred Years
- Chapter 132 - The Twisted, Don't Turn Around, I'm Suffering
- Chapter 131 - The Entire Town of Heretics!
- Chapter 130 - Let Us Sail to the Sea of Desire!
- Chapter 129 - The Mary Cruise Ship Reappears!
- Chapter 128 - I’m Going to Poach Your Believers!
- Chapter 127 - Isn't This a Form of NTR?
- Chapter 126 - Are You Sure You’re Not Some Kind of Devil?
- Chapter 125 - Groundhog Day
- Chapter 124 - Suffering Exists in Every Present Moment
- Chapter 123 - The Nun's Ultimate Suffering
- Chapter 122 - Who in the World Is He?
- Chapter 121 - The Simple and Honest Aiguyi
- Chapter 120 - Only Through Suffering Can One Walk This Place
- Chapter 119 - Polite Knocking
- Chapter 118 - I'm a Professional Forensic Examiner
- Chapter 117 - Suffering is the Key!
- Chapter 116 - God Said, All Are Equal!
- Chapter 115 - Haunted by a Vicious Ghost, the Instance Begins!
- Chapter 114 - You Mean You Want Me to Kill Myself?
- Chapter 113 - I Have Already Grasped the Future!
- Chapter 112 - A Spy Among Spies Among Spies
- Chapter 111 - Relic Scramble
- Chapter 110 - The Calamity Cult, Enemies on a Narrow Road!
- Chapter 109 - I’d Like to Keep a Low Profile, But My Strength Won’t Allow It!
- Chapter 108 - Spirit Calamity Plaza!
- Chapter 107 - I Want to Dig Open Your Brain and Have a Look
- Chapter 106 - The Jinx, Zhuge Yue
- Chapter 105 - I Seem to Have Brought Back Something Extraordinary
- Chapter 104 - The Black
- Chapter 103 - Abyss God! You're Not Actually a God, Are You?
- Chapter 102 - I Told an Angel a Hell Joke
- Chapter 101 - These Damned Angels Are Making My Sanity Spin
- Chapter 100 - The Masquerade Ball's Final Funeral!
- Chapter 99 - Bloody Mary's Awakening of Freedom
- Chapter 98 - Fifth Night's Scarlet Dance!
- Chapter 97 - You’d Better Be Able to Actually Kill Me
- Chapter 96 - The Tragicomic Joker
- Chapter 95 - The Wise One's Unexpected Delight
- Chapter 94 - Flawless Calculations
- Chapter 93 - The Essence of Humanity is Seeking Fun
- Chapter 92 - Mr. William, I Want to Bet My Life Against Yours!
- Chapter 91 - Today's Warrior! It's All About Guts!
- Chapter 90 - I Need a Warrior Who Is Willing to Die
- Chapter 89 - William's Hongmen Banquet Invitation!
- Chapter 88 - Decade, You Seem a Bit Too Extreme
- Chapter 87 - The Mary Resurrection Ritual!
- Chapter 86 - Xiaochuan Does Bad Things, Karmic Retribution Comes Around!
- Chapter 85 - Excuse Me, Was the Corpse You Mentioned… Me?
- Chapter 84 - I Am The Sinner!
- Chapter 83 - La Traviata
- Chapter 82 - She Flees, He Pursues, She Has No Escape
- Chapter 81 - Apocalypse of Gambling!
- Chapter 80 - O Captain, My Captain!
- Chapter 79 - Werewolf on the Cruise Ship
- Chapter 78 - There's a Traitor Among Us!
- Chapter 77 - Mary of the Back Kitchen
- Chapter 76 - The Back Kitchen? This is the Backrooms!
- Chapter 75 - Mary's Special Attention
- Chapter 74 - The Dance of Ultimate Bliss!
- Chapter 73 - Dangers Lurk Everywhere, the Ball is Nigh!
- Chapter 72 - The First Unlucky Victim Appears
- Chapter 71 - You've Startled Mary!
- Chapter 70 - It's You Who Are Treading on Thin Ice, Not Me
- Chapter 69 - Who Says This Isn't a Mask?
- Chapter 68 - The Masquerade Ball
- Chapter 67 - Clue to a Nightmare
- Chapter 66 - Talk Therapy Has Met Its Match! So Terrifying!
- Chapter 65 - Spirit Calamity Game Special Strategic Partner
- Chapter 64 - Abyss God! I Bet Your Gun Has No Bullets!
- Chapter 63 - My Name is Wu Wang, and I'm About to Start Lying!
- Chapter 62 - That Was No Accident!
- Chapter 61 - Countering is Supreme! Methods Like a God!
- Chapter 60 - Unfathomable Methods, Truly a Master!
- Chapter 59 - You Can Tell He's Terrifyingly Strong Just From His Stance
- Chapter 58 - His Way of Showing Off Reminds Me of a Friend
- Chapter 57 - Fear Monger? I'm a Respectable Family Man!
- Chapter 56 - If the Opponent is a God, It Will Be a Bit Tricky
- Chapter 55 - I Now Really Have a Sword Called Xiaochuan
- Chapter 54 - The True Meaning of Social Phobia Is Making Society Phobic
- Chapter 53 - Hacking? This Is All My Own Effort and Sweat!
- Chapter 52 - Instance Rewards and Skill Evolution Conditions
- Chapter 51 - What is the Chronicle of the Desolate Village? First, It Must Be a Desolate Village.
- Chapter 50 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved
- Chapter 49 - I’m Looking for a Red Tentacle Thief. Do You Know Him?
- Chapter 48 - Thanks for the Offer, but I Don’t Top Up Q Coins
- Chapter 47 - The Best Sacrifice is the Undying!
- Chapter 46 - I Feel He’s Not Even a Fraction of the Abyss God
- Chapter 45 - The Saintess's Entrustment
- Chapter 44 - Zero
- Chapter 43 - Just a Saintess’s Task
- Chapter 42 - What is a Yin Fate? The Mystery of the Saintess
- Chapter 41 - Make a Deal? The Name Is desire
- Chapter 40 - Old Geezer! Your Stand
- Chapter 39 - Contaminated Nightmare
- Chapter 38 - Let the Feast Begin! So It Was You, You Bastard!
- Chapter 37 - Oh Crap, I'm the Sacrifice?
- Chapter 36 - The Village Chief's Secret
- Chapter 35 - There's Something Unclean in the Village!
- Chapter 34 - The Name's Zhang Sanfeng, What Can I Do for You?
- Chapter 33 - Solo Instance! Chronicle of the Desolate Village!
- Chapter 32 - Abnormal Activity in the Abyss, an Announcement Arrives
- Chapter 31 - What Kind of Medicine Did You Think I Was Selling in My Gourd?
- Chapter 30 - A Lottery Draw? More Like a Mugging!
- Chapter 29 - Pending Death is the Best Teammate I've Ever Met!
- Chapter 28 - The Dragon Slayer Finally Becomes the Dragon
- Chapter 27 - I Am the Abyss God's Nemesis! The Bug
- Chapter 26 - Door God? Abyss God!
- Chapter 25 - What to Do If You Run Into a Ghost? Run It Over!
- Chapter 24 - Corpse
- Chapter 23 - Am I Crazy? No, The World Is Crazy
- Chapter 22 - Entering the Art Building by Night
- Chapter 21 - So the Trap Was Waiting for Me Here, Huh?
- Chapter 20 - You Look Pretty Happy, Huh? Let Me Cure You of That!
- Chapter 19 - Pending Death, Are You Human or Ghost?
- Chapter 18 - Gao Shan Ghost School
- Chapter 17 - Teacher, You Wouldn't Want the Principal to Find Out, Would You?
- Chapter 16 - What the Hell!
- Chapter 15 - The Ghost Story Is Right Here Among Us
- Chapter 14 - Do You Understand What Absolute Defense Is?
- Chapter 13 - Little Black Room? Garbage Dump!
- Chapter 12 - To Learn Without Thinking Is to Die
- Chapter 11 - How Is My Mission Different from Yours?
- Chapter 10 - Heading to Gao Shan High School
- Chapter 9 - I'm a Farmer, This is a Beet!
- Chapter 8 - Abyss God! Activate!
- Chapter 7 - Excellent, an Evil God Has Its Eyes on Me
- Chapter 6 - The Most Insane Accusation!
- Chapter 5 - The Death Rule Only I Can Crack!
- Chapter 4 - The Monster Who Ignores the Death Rule
- Chapter 3 - A Crooked Body Fears No Proper Shadow!
- Chapter 2 - The Undying Youth's Mental State is Stable
- Chapter 1 - The Uncatchable Murderer