Chapter 64 - Abyss God! I Bet Your Gun Has No Bullets!
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“Yan Shuangying? Boss, how about adding me as a friend?”
Seeing that this youthful-looking boss seemed easy to talk to, the An City Director puffed out his chest and introduced himself.
“I’m the director of the An City branch of the Abnormal Affairs Bureau. My ID is Hungry Fist#6969, a third-batch Closed Beta Player, currently level 27.”
“Boss, let’s do an Instance together sometime!”
The boorish martial artist’s enthusiasm left Wu Wang a bit overwhelmed by the flattery. He hadn’t expected to meet someone so eager to get familiar so quickly.
Xiezhi also stepped forward.
“Xiezhi#110110. Thank you again for your help in dealing with this calamity. I will record and report this matter truthfully. You will be a valued friend of the Abnormal Affairs Bureau.”
Clearly, it wanted to be added as a friend too.
Otherwise, there would have been no need to state its nickname and ID number.
Unless players matched in the same Instance and could add friends face-to-face, you needed to know both the nickname and the ID number to add someone.
You two just met me and you’re already blurting out all your info. What am I supposed to say in return?
Wu Wang suddenly realized something very important. He couldn’t add them as friends.
A player’s game ID could not be changed. If he were to add the An City Director right now, the name that would show up would be Pending Death.
They were all calling him “Boss.” But what would happen once they added him and saw he was only Level 6?
Wouldn’t that be awkward?
His only option was to bluff his way through for now.
“Sorry, it’s not convenient for me to add…”
【Vision of Truth (Passive): Has Fused and Evolved】
【&%@# Is Contacting You Through the Spirit Calamity】
【It sees Your World clearly once again】
【Account Anomaly! Account Anomaly!】
【Attempting to repair… Repairing… Repair failed… Second attempt… Repair fa*%#&&*&#%】
【Account restored to normal】
Wu Wang hadn’t even finished speaking.
The Abyss God’s strange, delirious whispers suddenly echoed in his ears, and his face turned pale as he began to tremble.
The Red Vertical Pupil on the inside of his wrist started to become more refined. Its original appearance, which resembled a child’s stick-figure drawing, gradually gained more detail.
The corners of the eye were now sketched with the curved arc of a phoenix eye, elevating its artistry from a child’s scribble to something a middle schooler might copy from the internet.
It had evolved again!
Wu Wang remembered that after finishing Fight Back to School, 【Vision of Truth】 had seemed to fuse and evolve once before.
Although no new effects had appeared after that evolution, he could clearly feel that the Red Vertical Pupil was causing trouble much more frequently.
He recalled the beginning of the 【Chronicle of the Desolate Village】 Instance. He’d declared he was going to strangle the Yin Fate Saintess, only to discover it was his Second Sister in an awkward moment. Back then, the Red Vertical Pupil had even been able to blink mockingly at him.
And now, after who-knows-what kind of fusion and evolution…
It was becoming more and more active!
“What… is this? Abyss God, are you planning to evolve into a parasyte?”
Wu Wang was stunned to discover something. His personal panel had changed.
Originally, the panel was just simple black text on a yellow background, with a texture like the parchment of the Declaration of Independence.
Now, a bizarre red thread had appeared on this parchment, twisting around the paper as if it was about to stain it with some strange pattern.
And in the top-left corner of the panel, a new option had appeared.
【Switch Account】
Wu Wang stared. “Huh?”
No way, dude! Abyss God, you actually created an account?
With an extremely unnatural expression, Wu Wang clicked the 【Switch Account】 option.
【Player#00000】
【Level: ???】
【Please enter your nickname】
He was numb. Wu Wang was completely numb.
Spirit Calamity Game, what the hell did you fix? Is this really not a bug?
He had a strange premonition, as if the Red Vertical Pupil on his body was gradually developing an independent consciousness, rather than being a simple mark.
Today, it dared to create a smurf account. Tomorrow, it would dare to steal his main account.
Who knew what would happen after this thing fused and evolved a few more times? Was it going to steal his account and take his place?
But his path was set in stone. He had to keep playing Spirit Calamity and clearing Instances. There was no other way.
As he continued to speedrun Instances and grow stronger, the Abyss God’s Mark would certainly be well-fed. Its fusion and evolution would only accelerate.
The uncertainty would grow ever stronger.
He suddenly felt as if someone was holding a gun to his head. Every step Wu Wang took forward was a gamble that the other party’s gun wouldn’t go off and kill him.
After figuring this out…
A crazed grin spread across Wu Wang’s face.
“Abyss God! I bet your gun has no bullets!”
An unknown danger, a supreme existence.
So what?
Isn’t it just a life? I’ll give it to you!
The one thing I don’t lack is lives!
He then skillfully entered the account nickname.
【Player Nickname: Yan Shuangying#00000】
Abyss God! Let me borrow your account for a couple of days!
“Boss? Boss? What’s wrong?”
The An City Director and Xiezhi looked at Wu Wang in confusion.
Why had he started convulsing mid-sentence? It was as frightening as an epileptic seizure.
If they didn’t know he was the ruthless man who had taken down the Yin Fate Great God without a scratch, the An City Director would have probably called for an ambulance.
“Oh, it’s nothing. I just thought of something happy and got a little excited.” Wu Wang came back to his senses. “Let’s continue. What was your name… Fister, right?”
The An City Director froze. “?”
No way, Boss! Did you really just shake with excitement? And what’s with my name? There’s no way a name like that would get past the censors!
He wouldn’t rest until he said something shocking.
Although Wu Wang’s words were enough to make their brains crash, his hands were still quick to enter both of their IDs and numbers to add them as friends.
The An City Director didn’t even have time to object. He suddenly received a friend request.
When he saw the name 【Yan Shuangying】…
He finally breathed a sigh of relief. So the guy was just kidding. He did remember his ID after all.
They say the stronger someone is, the weirder their temper. All masters have their quirks, and seeing it today proved it was true!
This boss’s wicked sense of humor was really something else.
“Haha, you love to joke. I didn’t expect you to be level 30… huh? Holy shit!”
The An City Director had been about to praise his level, assuming he had to be at least level 30.
But to his surprise, three large question marks were hanging there instead.
A question mark rose in his own mind as well.
Holy shit! What is this? How can someone’s level be a question mark?
Xiezhi also wore a shocked expression and exchanged a glance with the An City Director. This young boss was truly no simple character.
In all their years as players, they had never seen such a bizarre situation.
It was true that items from Instances could hide one’s level, but that only worked on strangers.
How could someone hide their level on their friends list? Wasn’t that equivalent to modifying the game system itself?
“We’ve added each other as friends, and we’ve slain the Yin Fate Great God,” Wu Wang said, lowering his voice. “We can pretty much be considered comrades-in-arms who have shared a classroom and a battlefield. Now, let’s talk about some adult topics.”
Hearing this, Xiezhi’s expression became slightly unnatural.
The An City Director’s expression, on the other hand, lit up.
Shared a classroom, carried guns… what comes next? Naturally, it’s whoring together!
I didn’t expect the boss to be so down-to-earth! That’s right, no matter how powerful a player is, they’re still human. They’re bound to have some needs.
“Sure, sure. Why don’t we head back to the city first so I can make the arrangements?” the An City Director said with a smile. “What kind of adult topics did you want to discuss, Boss?”
“Have you guys watched the latest ‘Youth Great Study’?” Wu Wang asked, his expression unchanging.
The An City Director was speechless. “?”
Xiezhi was just as confused. “?”
No way, man! This is what you call an adult topic? Do you really think you’re a college student who just came of age?!
Seeing their priceless expressions, Wu Wang chuckled and patted the director’s shoulder.
“Just kidding. I wanted to ask what batch of Closed Beta Players we’re on now. I haven’t had contact with the outside world for a while due to special circumstances. I hope you two can understand.”
If he was going to put on an act, he had to be as profound and unfathomable as possible! He had to package himself in the image of a reclusive master!
When the director had introduced himself, Wu Wang had clearly heard the phrase “third-batch Closed Beta Player.”
Wu Wang planned to pry some information out of these two Abnormal Affairs Bureau directors.
He wanted information that high-level players like them would take for granted, but that a low-level player like himself should have no access to.
For instance, details about the Spirit Calamity Game itself that couldn’t be found in the app.
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- Chapter 246 - This Is a Loving Big Family
- Chapter 245 - Welfare Home or Zoo?
- Chapter 244 - A Strange Encounter in the Calamity Lair
- Chapter 243 - The Judicial Divine Beast, A Universally Acknowledged Good Person
- Chapter 242 - A Life I Hope Can Last Forever
- Chapter 241 - Hidden Reward, Scarce Title
- Chapter 240 - Clue to a Legendary Item
- Chapter 239 - Soul of Desire
- Chapter 238 - Big Boss, Do You Need Me to Job
- Chapter 237 - Just Do Good Deeds, and Don't Ask About What Lies Ahead
- Chapter 236 - Don't Worry, More Than Half the World Is Being Buried with You
- Chapter 235 - Sorry, You Can't Save Anything
- Chapter 234 - That Night, The Moonlight Was So Beautiful
- Chapter 233 - The Real Instance BOSS is Here!
- Chapter 232 - You Are the Opera God
- Chapter 231 - The Overlord's Death, Wu Wang's Plan
- Chapter 230 - Ambushed from All Sides, a Desperate End at Gaixia
- Chapter 229 - Farewell My Concubine
- Chapter 228 - Seized and Instantly Refined
- Chapter 227 - Phantom of the Opera, Ghost of the Opera
- Chapter 226 - Each Harboring Ulterior Motives, the Book
- Chapter 225 - The Doubts Remain, the Yi Garden is Shrouded in Fog
- Chapter 224 - This World Is Just That Cruel
- Chapter 223 - A Complete Reversal! Yin and Yang Inverted!
- Chapter 222 - The Person in the Well, The Soul in the Eye
- Chapter 221 - Hundred Ghosts Night Parade! The Living, Keep Out!
- Chapter 220 - Lord Guan's Great Battle against Chi You
- Chapter 219 - You Want to Dance, Too?
- Chapter 218 - Living Effigy Sacrifice
- Chapter 217 - Walk the Nuo Opera, a Sacrifice for Gods and Ghosts!
- Chapter 216 - Taboos of the Stage
- Chapter 215 - Death Follows Close Behind
- Chapter 214 - Human Refining Mutiny, Tree of Sighs!
- Chapter 213 - That Night, Everything Changed
- Chapter 212 - The Troupe Leader of the Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 211 - The Corpse is Speaking
- Chapter 210 - Information and the Opera God Tower
- Chapter 209 - This Power Does Not Belong to You!
- Chapter 208 - Ah Dou Fights Zhao Zilong at Changbanpo!
- Chapter 207 - Where Did Pending Death Go? He's in the Opera!
- Chapter 206 - The Prince's Might, Invincible and Unstoppable!
- Chapter 205 - The Quest Objective is Survival
- Chapter 204 - Who Said This Prince Is No Good? This Prince Is Great!
- Chapter 203 - Shen Bao, The Taste is Superb!
- Chapter 202 - Just a Life? Here, You Can Have It!
- Chapter 201 - Five
- Chapter 200 - The Real and Fake Troupe Leaders, Back From the Dead
- Chapter 199 - The Strange, Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 198 - A Night of Terror at the Opera House
- Chapter 197 - Mental Contamination? What's That?
- Chapter 196 - A Surprise in the Puppet Show
- Chapter 195 - Opera God's Righteous Garden
- Chapter 194 - The Secret of the Troupe Master and the Chou
- Chapter 193 - I'm The Joker with the Heavenly Eye
- Chapter 192 - Prince, you don't look so well?
- Chapter 191 - The same old formula, the same old flavor
- Chapter 190 - Anecdotes of the Pear Garden! The Abyss God Again!
- Chapter 189 - You Like Possessing People? Come Clash with the Abyss God!
- Chapter 188 - The Fortune
- Chapter 187 - The Pen Immortal, House Guardian Extraordinaire
- Chapter 186 - The Curse of Fate Is Yours Now
- Chapter 185 - The Demise of Zhuge
- Chapter 184 - Fate is a Predestined End, So Isn't Death a Release?
- Chapter 183 - The Girl Who Spent Her Entire Life Trying to Escape Fear
- Chapter 182 - Pluto Research Institute
- Chapter 181 - The Duel Field
- Chapter 180 - Zhuge Yue's Power Is Beyond Your Imagination!
- Chapter 179 - Wan Shitong Was Going to Have Her Fill of Lessons
- Chapter 178 - Don't Worry, This Isn't the Only Loss You'll Be Taking
- Chapter 177 - My Strength Comes From Your Imagination!
- Chapter 176 - The Biggest Scam in Spirit Calamity History
- Chapter 175 - You Think My Costume is Just for Being Weird?
- Chapter 174 - The Mysterious Diviner Witch
- Chapter 173 - Mechanism Modification for a Legendary Item
- Chapter 172 - A Street Stall Business is Still a Commercial Job!
- Chapter 171 - I Never Said I Was From the Abnormal Affairs Bureau, Did I?
- Chapter 170 - So, Not Off Means On?
- Chapter 169 - The 【Legendary】 Item Hanging in Plain Sight!
- Chapter 168 - I Was Born for This!
- Chapter 167 - What is God
- Chapter 166 - A Deceptive Deal and the Evolution of Cloud
- Chapter 165 - I Feel Like I've Seen This Sales Method Somewhere Before?
- Chapter 164 - The Abyss God's Flavor is Strong! No Need for More Salt!
- Chapter 163 - Where the Hell Did It Send Me Back To?
- Chapter 162 - Did I Just Break the Instance Again?
- Chapter 161 - Hey! I've Got an Inside Scoop!
- Chapter 160 - A Warning to All Players Against Contract Fraud!
- Chapter 159 - Church Shelter
- Chapter 158 - The Mantis Stalks the Cicada, Unaware of The Oriole Behind!
- Chapter 157 - Threatening a Balance? I Don't Take Threats!
- Chapter 156 - The Seed Scramble, The Mastermind Behind the Scenes!
- Chapter 155 - Seal Broken, Superpowers Return!
- Chapter 154 - Slaughter? Or Salvation?
- Chapter 153 - Isn't Hope Also a Form of Despair?
- Chapter 152 - A Man's Knees Are Precious as Gold, It's Time to Cash In!
- Chapter 151 - A Strategic Cooperation to Clear the Area!
- Chapter 150 - The Source of the Twisted Resentful Spirits
- Chapter 149 - Open Up! Free Trade!
- Chapter 148 - The Bizarrely Righteous Mr. Xiezhi
- Chapter 147 - The Relic Scramble Begins!
- Chapter 146 - Pending Death Logs Off, Shuangying Takes the Stage!
- Chapter 145 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved!
- Chapter 144 - This Mountain is Mine, These Trees I Planted!
- Chapter 143 - Are You Interested in Becoming an Auctioneer?
- Chapter 142 - The Clown's Red Nose and Its Set
- Chapter 141 - And He Even Has to Thank Me!
- Chapter 140 - Extortion and a Sucker
- Chapter 139 - Not Even Jesus Can Save You! I Said So!
- Chapter 138 - The Origin of the Twisted and the Contaminated Relics
- Chapter 137 - Awakening! Guess Who I Am?
- Chapter 136 - The Loser Bites the Dust! The Winner Bites the Dust, Too!
- Chapter 135 - The Treasure
- Chapter 134 - Have You Heard of the One Piece?
- Chapter 133 - A Bizarre Way to Cross a Hundred Years
- Chapter 132 - The Twisted, Don't Turn Around, I'm Suffering
- Chapter 131 - The Entire Town of Heretics!
- Chapter 130 - Let Us Sail to the Sea of Desire!
- Chapter 129 - The Mary Cruise Ship Reappears!
- Chapter 128 - I’m Going to Poach Your Believers!
- Chapter 127 - Isn't This a Form of NTR?
- Chapter 126 - Are You Sure You’re Not Some Kind of Devil?
- Chapter 125 - Groundhog Day
- Chapter 124 - Suffering Exists in Every Present Moment
- Chapter 123 - The Nun's Ultimate Suffering
- Chapter 122 - Who in the World Is He?
- Chapter 121 - The Simple and Honest Aiguyi
- Chapter 120 - Only Through Suffering Can One Walk This Place
- Chapter 119 - Polite Knocking
- Chapter 118 - I'm a Professional Forensic Examiner
- Chapter 117 - Suffering is the Key!
- Chapter 116 - God Said, All Are Equal!
- Chapter 115 - Haunted by a Vicious Ghost, the Instance Begins!
- Chapter 114 - You Mean You Want Me to Kill Myself?
- Chapter 113 - I Have Already Grasped the Future!
- Chapter 112 - A Spy Among Spies Among Spies
- Chapter 111 - Relic Scramble
- Chapter 110 - The Calamity Cult, Enemies on a Narrow Road!
- Chapter 109 - I’d Like to Keep a Low Profile, But My Strength Won’t Allow It!
- Chapter 108 - Spirit Calamity Plaza!
- Chapter 107 - I Want to Dig Open Your Brain and Have a Look
- Chapter 106 - The Jinx, Zhuge Yue
- Chapter 105 - I Seem to Have Brought Back Something Extraordinary
- Chapter 104 - The Black
- Chapter 103 - Abyss God! You're Not Actually a God, Are You?
- Chapter 102 - I Told an Angel a Hell Joke
- Chapter 101 - These Damned Angels Are Making My Sanity Spin
- Chapter 100 - The Masquerade Ball's Final Funeral!
- Chapter 99 - Bloody Mary's Awakening of Freedom
- Chapter 98 - Fifth Night's Scarlet Dance!
- Chapter 97 - You’d Better Be Able to Actually Kill Me
- Chapter 96 - The Tragicomic Joker
- Chapter 95 - The Wise One's Unexpected Delight
- Chapter 94 - Flawless Calculations
- Chapter 93 - The Essence of Humanity is Seeking Fun
- Chapter 92 - Mr. William, I Want to Bet My Life Against Yours!
- Chapter 91 - Today's Warrior! It's All About Guts!
- Chapter 90 - I Need a Warrior Who Is Willing to Die
- Chapter 89 - William's Hongmen Banquet Invitation!
- Chapter 88 - Decade, You Seem a Bit Too Extreme
- Chapter 87 - The Mary Resurrection Ritual!
- Chapter 86 - Xiaochuan Does Bad Things, Karmic Retribution Comes Around!
- Chapter 85 - Excuse Me, Was the Corpse You Mentioned… Me?
- Chapter 84 - I Am The Sinner!
- Chapter 83 - La Traviata
- Chapter 82 - She Flees, He Pursues, She Has No Escape
- Chapter 81 - Apocalypse of Gambling!
- Chapter 80 - O Captain, My Captain!
- Chapter 79 - Werewolf on the Cruise Ship
- Chapter 78 - There's a Traitor Among Us!
- Chapter 77 - Mary of the Back Kitchen
- Chapter 76 - The Back Kitchen? This is the Backrooms!
- Chapter 75 - Mary's Special Attention
- Chapter 74 - The Dance of Ultimate Bliss!
- Chapter 73 - Dangers Lurk Everywhere, the Ball is Nigh!
- Chapter 72 - The First Unlucky Victim Appears
- Chapter 71 - You've Startled Mary!
- Chapter 70 - It's You Who Are Treading on Thin Ice, Not Me
- Chapter 69 - Who Says This Isn't a Mask?
- Chapter 68 - The Masquerade Ball
- Chapter 67 - Clue to a Nightmare
- Chapter 66 - Talk Therapy Has Met Its Match! So Terrifying!
- Chapter 65 - Spirit Calamity Game Special Strategic Partner
- Chapter 64 - Abyss God! I Bet Your Gun Has No Bullets!
- Chapter 63 - My Name is Wu Wang, and I'm About to Start Lying!
- Chapter 62 - That Was No Accident!
- Chapter 61 - Countering is Supreme! Methods Like a God!
- Chapter 60 - Unfathomable Methods, Truly a Master!
- Chapter 59 - You Can Tell He's Terrifyingly Strong Just From His Stance
- Chapter 58 - His Way of Showing Off Reminds Me of a Friend
- Chapter 57 - Fear Monger? I'm a Respectable Family Man!
- Chapter 56 - If the Opponent is a God, It Will Be a Bit Tricky
- Chapter 55 - I Now Really Have a Sword Called Xiaochuan
- Chapter 54 - The True Meaning of Social Phobia Is Making Society Phobic
- Chapter 53 - Hacking? This Is All My Own Effort and Sweat!
- Chapter 52 - Instance Rewards and Skill Evolution Conditions
- Chapter 51 - What is the Chronicle of the Desolate Village? First, It Must Be a Desolate Village.
- Chapter 50 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved
- Chapter 49 - I’m Looking for a Red Tentacle Thief. Do You Know Him?
- Chapter 48 - Thanks for the Offer, but I Don’t Top Up Q Coins
- Chapter 47 - The Best Sacrifice is the Undying!
- Chapter 46 - I Feel He’s Not Even a Fraction of the Abyss God
- Chapter 45 - The Saintess's Entrustment
- Chapter 44 - Zero
- Chapter 43 - Just a Saintess’s Task
- Chapter 42 - What is a Yin Fate? The Mystery of the Saintess
- Chapter 41 - Make a Deal? The Name Is desire
- Chapter 40 - Old Geezer! Your Stand
- Chapter 39 - Contaminated Nightmare
- Chapter 38 - Let the Feast Begin! So It Was You, You Bastard!
- Chapter 37 - Oh Crap, I'm the Sacrifice?
- Chapter 36 - The Village Chief's Secret
- Chapter 35 - There's Something Unclean in the Village!
- Chapter 34 - The Name's Zhang Sanfeng, What Can I Do for You?
- Chapter 33 - Solo Instance! Chronicle of the Desolate Village!
- Chapter 32 - Abnormal Activity in the Abyss, an Announcement Arrives
- Chapter 31 - What Kind of Medicine Did You Think I Was Selling in My Gourd?
- Chapter 30 - A Lottery Draw? More Like a Mugging!
- Chapter 29 - Pending Death is the Best Teammate I've Ever Met!
- Chapter 28 - The Dragon Slayer Finally Becomes the Dragon
- Chapter 27 - I Am the Abyss God's Nemesis! The Bug
- Chapter 26 - Door God? Abyss God!
- Chapter 25 - What to Do If You Run Into a Ghost? Run It Over!
- Chapter 24 - Corpse
- Chapter 23 - Am I Crazy? No, The World Is Crazy
- Chapter 22 - Entering the Art Building by Night
- Chapter 21 - So the Trap Was Waiting for Me Here, Huh?
- Chapter 20 - You Look Pretty Happy, Huh? Let Me Cure You of That!
- Chapter 19 - Pending Death, Are You Human or Ghost?
- Chapter 18 - Gao Shan Ghost School
- Chapter 17 - Teacher, You Wouldn't Want the Principal to Find Out, Would You?
- Chapter 16 - What the Hell!
- Chapter 15 - The Ghost Story Is Right Here Among Us
- Chapter 14 - Do You Understand What Absolute Defense Is?
- Chapter 13 - Little Black Room? Garbage Dump!
- Chapter 12 - To Learn Without Thinking Is to Die
- Chapter 11 - How Is My Mission Different from Yours?
- Chapter 10 - Heading to Gao Shan High School
- Chapter 9 - I'm a Farmer, This is a Beet!
- Chapter 8 - Abyss God! Activate!
- Chapter 7 - Excellent, an Evil God Has Its Eyes on Me
- Chapter 6 - The Most Insane Accusation!
- Chapter 5 - The Death Rule Only I Can Crack!
- Chapter 4 - The Monster Who Ignores the Death Rule
- Chapter 3 - A Crooked Body Fears No Proper Shadow!
- Chapter 2 - The Undying Youth's Mental State is Stable
- Chapter 1 - The Uncatchable Murderer