Chapter 85 - Excuse Me, Was the Corpse You Mentioned… Me?
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Ku Ke was a veteran captain.
He had faced down storms from the wheelhouse, piloting his ship through raging seas, unflinching even as waves blotted out the sun. He had fought a pirate fleet in close combat on a bright summer day, his entire body stained red with their blood.
He had even battled a sea monster that surfaced in the boundless ocean, personally severing one of its tentacles several meters long.
Now, he was the captain of the Mary, a man who chatted and laughed with the rich and powerful in the grand ballroom.
You could say Ku Ke had seen it all. He was a true old hand, a man of the world.
Even so, the events on this ship left him endlessly amazed.
The story of “William” and “Mary,” one a man and one a ghost, and their strange connection to the vessel was enough to make Ku Ke, a lifelong atheist, believe in gods.
And just a moment ago, a god had spoken to him.
【That The Joker is dead.】
【Number Four personally cut open his chest.】
Only then did Captain Cook understand why the boss had been so confident. Number Five was bound by the rules of their bet; she couldn’t cheat to help him win, but she also couldn’t truly harm The Joker.
But the other attendants were not part of that bet.
If he offended them, they could kill him to make an example.
The Joker, in his outlandish getup, had probably never considered that. He likely assumed none of the attendants would dare touch him. His death must have pleased the boss.
Admittedly, the man was one of the most unique eccentrics the captain had ever met. If they weren’t on opposing sides, Cook would have been genuinely interested in playing a few rounds with him.
Unfortunately, in the end, he was just a joker.
Facing the two guests in tokusatsu suits who were looking for the man, the captain managed a pained smile.
“I’m terribly sorry,” he said, his voice heavy with feigned sadness. “The person you’re looking for is no longer with us. If he was your friend, I apologize for being the one to share this tragic news.”
The expressions on Bei Lang and Fox Loli’s faces were a sight to behold.
Bei Lang’s mouth fell open in disbelief.
Expert Yan said he was going to explore the 【Back Kitchen】 this morning! How could he be gone by the afternoon? What on earth happened?
“Could you please explain?” Fox Loli asked, unwilling to accept it. “How do you know he’s dead?”
Captain Cook shrugged. He explained his bet with Decade and made sure to emphasize just how powerful the ship’s attendants were.
It was no exaggeration. They were a pack of King Kong Barbies who could dismantle a Gundam with their bare hands.
“Is that so… Thank you for telling us.”
Bei Lang’s voice was laced with helplessness. If The Joker had gone up against the attendants, there was nothing anyone could do. The attendants in this Instance were beings that could not be overcome by force.
“Oh, beautiful lady, don’t be in such a hurry to leave,” Captain Cook said suddenly, a grin spreading across his face. “How about I accompany you for a stroll? With me around, you won’t need to worry about the rules in the public areas. What do you say?”
He was in a fine mood. Sharing in the sorrow of Decade’s companions was his greatest joy.
Bei Lang and Fox Loli glanced at the attendants standing behind them. Both attendants nodded in unison.
“Yes,” one said with a smile. “The captain has such a privilege.”
It was the only piece of good news they had received all day. The two immediately agreed. If they could ignore the rules, their investigation would be much easier.
“Hahaha, then let’s go!” Captain Cook’s laughter grew even more cheerful. “We’ll head to the Red Star Club first. It has some rare collections you won’t find in the other bars. I’ll give you two a private tour!”
He strode forward to lead the way.
Walking behind him, Bei Lang suddenly had an idea. He needed to verify the story the lady in black had told him. If it was true, then he could be certain that Wu Wang’s dying words pointed to the right course of action.
Tonight’s dance partner had to be the same as yesterday’s. Wu Wang’s sacrifice could not be in vain.
He leaned in and whispered secretively into Fox Loli’s ear.
“Are you still dancing with me tonight?”
BOOM!
The words had barely left his mouth when a huge bang echoed through the corridor.
Captain Cook, walking ahead, turned around in confusion. He saw a fist-sized hole in the wall, debris still crumbling from the edges. He was sure this corridor had been specially reinforced.
Fox Loli explained with a deadpan expression, “Sorry, I saw a cockroach. It scared me.”
She then yanked Bei Lang, who had collapsed to the floor, back to his feet.
In a strangely passive-aggressive tone, she added, “Cockroaches should be swatted dead, don’t you think? Mr. Bei Lang, a man with a family.”
Gulp.
Bei Lang swallowed hard, the image of Wu Wang’s solemn promise flashing through his mind.
You damn Expert Yan! You promised I wouldn’t be beaten to death! That girl’s fist just grazed my face, and I saw my life flash before my eyes! You died and now you’re trying to take me with you!
“Hehehe, that’s not what I meant,” he stammered. “Please, let me explain…”
The three continued on their way to the so-called Red Star Club. Eventually, Bei Lang found a chance to explain his theory, carefully hiding the fact that the idea had come from Wu Wang. He knew this naturally suspicious and aloof loli would never trust the words of a dead man.
Under Captain Cook’s guidance, they explored from the afternoon until just minutes before the evening ball. They visited many public areas they hadn’t dared to enter before and even had their meal in a private room in the restaurant. They also managed to learn a few things about the 【Back Kitchen】 from the head chef.
The pace of their investigation had accelerated significantly.
Finally, it was time for the ball again.
This time, Captain Cook didn’t materialize out of thin air as he had the day before. Instead, he walked in through the main entrance with them, still feigning consolation along the way.
“Oh, if you have time tomorrow, I can take you to see your friend’s body. I at least have the authority to let you pay your respects.”
But as they drew closer to the ballroom, the captain noticed that many of the guests looked troubled. He was a little confused.
He could faintly hear them discussing something.
“That bastard actually dared to charge an entrance fee again today?”
“I was about to walk away, but he opened his mouth and said, ‘Isn’t this the gentleman who paid yesterday? Did you only prepare one day’s fee and plan to dine and dash?’ or something like that.”
“Yeah, me too. I had to grit my teeth, turn back, and pay again.”
“I have a reputation to maintain! Am I really short on that little bit of money?”
“My friend, I have a bad feeling about this. I think we’re going to have to pay 648 five times in a row on this cruise.”
“…”
Captain Cook was stunned. What was all this about? What entrance fee? What 648?
Beside him, the expressions on Bei Lang and Fox Loli’s faces grew peculiar.
This bizarre situation… seemed a little familiar.
Ding-dong.
The clock chimed on the hour.
Captain Cook shook off the distracting thoughts and put on a hearty smile.
“Ladies and gentlemen! Your Captain Cook has returned!”
The spotlight on the stage instantly swiveled to him, making him the center of attention. Bei Lang and Fox Loli quickly ducked to the side, having no desire to share the limelight.
“Tonight is the second night of our ball!” the captain boomed. “I trust you are all still savoring the joy of last night!”
“Now! Let us continue!”
Screeech!
A strange, grating noise cut through Captain Cook’s passionate speech. The ear-piercing sound made everyone who heard it frown.
It was followed by a cheeky voice.
“See, I told you they didn’t use enough lubricant on the main door. This is really bad for the hinges.”
“Transfer 648 to me, and I’ll oil them for you for free.”
“What? Where did I get the lubricant? I don’t know, found it in the KTV when I was chasing you earlier today.”
“You’re saying this isn’t for machines? Then what’s it for?”
Everyone’s gaze shot toward the entrance. Captain Cook waved a hand in disbelief, and the stage light swung to focus on the ballroom doors.
It illuminated the dark area.
A figure in a magenta Tokusatsu Suit was squatting there. Beside him, the Bunny Girl snatched a bottle from his hand with a look of disgust and threw it into a trash can.
The light seemed too bright. Decade stood up, shielding his eyes with a hand. After a moment, he made out Captain Cook standing not far away.
He said softly, “O Captain! My Captain!”
“Our fearful trip is done, the ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won.”
“Take a look. What is this?”
With that, he produced an expensive-looking, dark green fountain pen. He twirled it with practiced ease, a skill Wu Wang had perfected back in his student days.
Seeing Captain Cook’s expression grow increasingly ugly, he let out an unhinged laugh.
“I asked you during our last bet, didn’t I?”
“What’s the secret to good comedy? Timing!”
He gestured around the room.
“What do you think of my timing for this appearance? Do you feel like you’re starring in a great comedy?”
“Or perhaps, allow me to ask…”
He leaned forward, his voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper that seemed to echo through the silent hall.
“Was the corpse you mentioned… me?”
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- Chapter 219 - You Want to Dance, Too?
- Chapter 218 - Living Effigy Sacrifice
- Chapter 217 - Walk the Nuo Opera, a Sacrifice for Gods and Ghosts!
- Chapter 216 - Taboos of the Stage
- Chapter 215 - Death Follows Close Behind
- Chapter 214 - Human Refining Mutiny, Tree of Sighs!
- Chapter 213 - That Night, Everything Changed
- Chapter 212 - The Troupe Leader of the Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 211 - The Corpse is Speaking
- Chapter 210 - Information and the Opera God Tower
- Chapter 209 - This Power Does Not Belong to You!
- Chapter 208 - Ah Dou Fights Zhao Zilong at Changbanpo!
- Chapter 207 - Where Did Pending Death Go? He's in the Opera!
- Chapter 206 - The Prince's Might, Invincible and Unstoppable!
- Chapter 205 - The Quest Objective is Survival
- Chapter 204 - Who Said This Prince Is No Good? This Prince Is Great!
- Chapter 203 - Shen Bao, The Taste is Superb!
- Chapter 202 - Just a Life? Here, You Can Have It!
- Chapter 201 - Five
- Chapter 200 - The Real and Fake Troupe Leaders, Back From the Dead
- Chapter 199 - The Strange, Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 198 - A Night of Terror at the Opera House
- Chapter 197 - Mental Contamination? What's That?
- Chapter 196 - A Surprise in the Puppet Show
- Chapter 195 - Opera God's Righteous Garden
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- Chapter 192 - Prince, you don't look so well?
- Chapter 191 - The same old formula, the same old flavor
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- Chapter 185 - The Demise of Zhuge
- Chapter 184 - Fate is a Predestined End, So Isn't Death a Release?
- Chapter 183 - The Girl Who Spent Her Entire Life Trying to Escape Fear
- Chapter 182 - Pluto Research Institute
- Chapter 181 - The Duel Field
- Chapter 180 - Zhuge Yue's Power Is Beyond Your Imagination!
- Chapter 179 - Wan Shitong Was Going to Have Her Fill of Lessons
- Chapter 178 - Don't Worry, This Isn't the Only Loss You'll Be Taking
- Chapter 177 - My Strength Comes From Your Imagination!
- Chapter 176 - The Biggest Scam in Spirit Calamity History
- Chapter 175 - You Think My Costume is Just for Being Weird?
- Chapter 174 - The Mysterious Diviner Witch
- Chapter 173 - Mechanism Modification for a Legendary Item
- Chapter 172 - A Street Stall Business is Still a Commercial Job!
- Chapter 171 - I Never Said I Was From the Abnormal Affairs Bureau, Did I?
- Chapter 170 - So, Not Off Means On?
- Chapter 169 - The 【Legendary】 Item Hanging in Plain Sight!
- Chapter 168 - I Was Born for This!
- Chapter 167 - What is God
- Chapter 166 - A Deceptive Deal and the Evolution of Cloud
- Chapter 165 - I Feel Like I've Seen This Sales Method Somewhere Before?
- Chapter 164 - The Abyss God's Flavor is Strong! No Need for More Salt!
- Chapter 163 - Where the Hell Did It Send Me Back To?
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- Chapter 160 - A Warning to All Players Against Contract Fraud!
- Chapter 159 - Church Shelter
- Chapter 158 - The Mantis Stalks the Cicada, Unaware of The Oriole Behind!
- Chapter 157 - Threatening a Balance? I Don't Take Threats!
- Chapter 156 - The Seed Scramble, The Mastermind Behind the Scenes!
- Chapter 155 - Seal Broken, Superpowers Return!
- Chapter 154 - Slaughter? Or Salvation?
- Chapter 153 - Isn't Hope Also a Form of Despair?
- Chapter 152 - A Man's Knees Are Precious as Gold, It's Time to Cash In!
- Chapter 151 - A Strategic Cooperation to Clear the Area!
- Chapter 150 - The Source of the Twisted Resentful Spirits
- Chapter 149 - Open Up! Free Trade!
- Chapter 148 - The Bizarrely Righteous Mr. Xiezhi
- Chapter 147 - The Relic Scramble Begins!
- Chapter 146 - Pending Death Logs Off, Shuangying Takes the Stage!
- Chapter 145 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved!
- Chapter 144 - This Mountain is Mine, These Trees I Planted!
- Chapter 143 - Are You Interested in Becoming an Auctioneer?
- Chapter 142 - The Clown's Red Nose and Its Set
- Chapter 141 - And He Even Has to Thank Me!
- Chapter 140 - Extortion and a Sucker
- Chapter 139 - Not Even Jesus Can Save You! I Said So!
- Chapter 138 - The Origin of the Twisted and the Contaminated Relics
- Chapter 137 - Awakening! Guess Who I Am?
- Chapter 136 - The Loser Bites the Dust! The Winner Bites the Dust, Too!
- Chapter 135 - The Treasure
- Chapter 134 - Have You Heard of the One Piece?
- Chapter 133 - A Bizarre Way to Cross a Hundred Years
- Chapter 132 - The Twisted, Don't Turn Around, I'm Suffering
- Chapter 131 - The Entire Town of Heretics!
- Chapter 130 - Let Us Sail to the Sea of Desire!
- Chapter 129 - The Mary Cruise Ship Reappears!
- Chapter 128 - I’m Going to Poach Your Believers!
- Chapter 127 - Isn't This a Form of NTR?
- Chapter 126 - Are You Sure You’re Not Some Kind of Devil?
- Chapter 125 - Groundhog Day
- Chapter 124 - Suffering Exists in Every Present Moment
- Chapter 123 - The Nun's Ultimate Suffering
- Chapter 122 - Who in the World Is He?
- Chapter 121 - The Simple and Honest Aiguyi
- Chapter 120 - Only Through Suffering Can One Walk This Place
- Chapter 119 - Polite Knocking
- Chapter 118 - I'm a Professional Forensic Examiner
- Chapter 117 - Suffering is the Key!
- Chapter 116 - God Said, All Are Equal!
- Chapter 115 - Haunted by a Vicious Ghost, the Instance Begins!
- Chapter 114 - You Mean You Want Me to Kill Myself?
- Chapter 113 - I Have Already Grasped the Future!
- Chapter 112 - A Spy Among Spies Among Spies
- Chapter 111 - Relic Scramble
- Chapter 110 - The Calamity Cult, Enemies on a Narrow Road!
- Chapter 109 - I’d Like to Keep a Low Profile, But My Strength Won’t Allow It!
- Chapter 108 - Spirit Calamity Plaza!
- Chapter 107 - I Want to Dig Open Your Brain and Have a Look
- Chapter 106 - The Jinx, Zhuge Yue
- Chapter 105 - I Seem to Have Brought Back Something Extraordinary
- Chapter 104 - The Black
- Chapter 103 - Abyss God! You're Not Actually a God, Are You?
- Chapter 102 - I Told an Angel a Hell Joke
- Chapter 101 - These Damned Angels Are Making My Sanity Spin
- Chapter 100 - The Masquerade Ball's Final Funeral!
- Chapter 99 - Bloody Mary's Awakening of Freedom
- Chapter 98 - Fifth Night's Scarlet Dance!
- Chapter 97 - You’d Better Be Able to Actually Kill Me
- Chapter 96 - The Tragicomic Joker
- Chapter 95 - The Wise One's Unexpected Delight
- Chapter 94 - Flawless Calculations
- Chapter 93 - The Essence of Humanity is Seeking Fun
- Chapter 92 - Mr. William, I Want to Bet My Life Against Yours!
- Chapter 91 - Today's Warrior! It's All About Guts!
- Chapter 90 - I Need a Warrior Who Is Willing to Die
- Chapter 89 - William's Hongmen Banquet Invitation!
- Chapter 88 - Decade, You Seem a Bit Too Extreme
- Chapter 87 - The Mary Resurrection Ritual!
- Chapter 86 - Xiaochuan Does Bad Things, Karmic Retribution Comes Around!
- Chapter 85 - Excuse Me, Was the Corpse You Mentioned… Me?
- Chapter 84 - I Am The Sinner!
- Chapter 83 - La Traviata
- Chapter 82 - She Flees, He Pursues, She Has No Escape
- Chapter 81 - Apocalypse of Gambling!
- Chapter 80 - O Captain, My Captain!
- Chapter 79 - Werewolf on the Cruise Ship
- Chapter 78 - There's a Traitor Among Us!
- Chapter 77 - Mary of the Back Kitchen
- Chapter 76 - The Back Kitchen? This is the Backrooms!
- Chapter 75 - Mary's Special Attention
- Chapter 74 - The Dance of Ultimate Bliss!
- Chapter 73 - Dangers Lurk Everywhere, the Ball is Nigh!
- Chapter 72 - The First Unlucky Victim Appears
- Chapter 71 - You've Startled Mary!
- Chapter 70 - It's You Who Are Treading on Thin Ice, Not Me
- Chapter 69 - Who Says This Isn't a Mask?
- Chapter 68 - The Masquerade Ball
- Chapter 67 - Clue to a Nightmare
- Chapter 66 - Talk Therapy Has Met Its Match! So Terrifying!
- Chapter 65 - Spirit Calamity Game Special Strategic Partner
- Chapter 64 - Abyss God! I Bet Your Gun Has No Bullets!
- Chapter 63 - My Name is Wu Wang, and I'm About to Start Lying!
- Chapter 62 - That Was No Accident!
- Chapter 61 - Countering is Supreme! Methods Like a God!
- Chapter 60 - Unfathomable Methods, Truly a Master!
- Chapter 59 - You Can Tell He's Terrifyingly Strong Just From His Stance
- Chapter 58 - His Way of Showing Off Reminds Me of a Friend
- Chapter 57 - Fear Monger? I'm a Respectable Family Man!
- Chapter 56 - If the Opponent is a God, It Will Be a Bit Tricky
- Chapter 55 - I Now Really Have a Sword Called Xiaochuan
- Chapter 54 - The True Meaning of Social Phobia Is Making Society Phobic
- Chapter 53 - Hacking? This Is All My Own Effort and Sweat!
- Chapter 52 - Instance Rewards and Skill Evolution Conditions
- Chapter 51 - What is the Chronicle of the Desolate Village? First, It Must Be a Desolate Village.
- Chapter 50 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved
- Chapter 49 - I’m Looking for a Red Tentacle Thief. Do You Know Him?
- Chapter 48 - Thanks for the Offer, but I Don’t Top Up Q Coins
- Chapter 47 - The Best Sacrifice is the Undying!
- Chapter 46 - I Feel He’s Not Even a Fraction of the Abyss God
- Chapter 45 - The Saintess's Entrustment
- Chapter 44 - Zero
- Chapter 43 - Just a Saintess’s Task
- Chapter 42 - What is a Yin Fate? The Mystery of the Saintess
- Chapter 41 - Make a Deal? The Name Is desire
- Chapter 40 - Old Geezer! Your Stand
- Chapter 39 - Contaminated Nightmare
- Chapter 38 - Let the Feast Begin! So It Was You, You Bastard!
- Chapter 37 - Oh Crap, I'm the Sacrifice?
- Chapter 36 - The Village Chief's Secret
- Chapter 35 - There's Something Unclean in the Village!
- Chapter 34 - The Name's Zhang Sanfeng, What Can I Do for You?
- Chapter 33 - Solo Instance! Chronicle of the Desolate Village!
- Chapter 32 - Abnormal Activity in the Abyss, an Announcement Arrives
- Chapter 31 - What Kind of Medicine Did You Think I Was Selling in My Gourd?
- Chapter 30 - A Lottery Draw? More Like a Mugging!
- Chapter 29 - Pending Death is the Best Teammate I've Ever Met!
- Chapter 28 - The Dragon Slayer Finally Becomes the Dragon
- Chapter 27 - I Am the Abyss God's Nemesis! The Bug
- Chapter 26 - Door God? Abyss God!
- Chapter 25 - What to Do If You Run Into a Ghost? Run It Over!
- Chapter 24 - Corpse
- Chapter 23 - Am I Crazy? No, The World Is Crazy
- Chapter 22 - Entering the Art Building by Night
- Chapter 21 - So the Trap Was Waiting for Me Here, Huh?
- Chapter 20 - You Look Pretty Happy, Huh? Let Me Cure You of That!
- Chapter 19 - Pending Death, Are You Human or Ghost?
- Chapter 18 - Gao Shan Ghost School
- Chapter 17 - Teacher, You Wouldn't Want the Principal to Find Out, Would You?
- Chapter 16 - What the Hell!
- Chapter 15 - The Ghost Story Is Right Here Among Us
- Chapter 14 - Do You Understand What Absolute Defense Is?
- Chapter 13 - Little Black Room? Garbage Dump!
- Chapter 12 - To Learn Without Thinking Is to Die
- Chapter 11 - How Is My Mission Different from Yours?
- Chapter 10 - Heading to Gao Shan High School
- Chapter 9 - I'm a Farmer, This is a Beet!
- Chapter 8 - Abyss God! Activate!
- Chapter 7 - Excellent, an Evil God Has Its Eyes on Me
- Chapter 6 - The Most Insane Accusation!
- Chapter 5 - The Death Rule Only I Can Crack!
- Chapter 4 - The Monster Who Ignores the Death Rule
- Chapter 3 - A Crooked Body Fears No Proper Shadow!
- Chapter 2 - The Undying Youth's Mental State is Stable
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