Chapter 191 - The same old formula, the same old flavor
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“What the hell! What’s with your getups?”
A surprised voice sounded from beyond a large red cloth.
It sounded thuggish, conjuring the image of a blond punk on a scooter before anyone even saw his face.
Wu Wang peeked through a gap at the side of the cloth.
Well, I’ll be. This was even more unexpected than he thought.
A skinny guy with blue hair was clutching his stomach and roaring with laughter, his finger pointing rudely at everyone present.
Looking around, Wu Wang counted a total of four men and three women, including himself. Each person’s face was painted with strange, elaborate opera makeup.
This wasn’t a mask like the ones they’d worn when entering the last Instance. This was makeup, painted directly onto their skin.
“What the hell are you laughing at! Aren’t you a big painted-face too?”
The person closest to the skinny guy was a hulking man, about 1.9 meters tall, with muscles as solid as granite. He glared viciously at the blue-haired punk.
The others also glanced at the surrounding bronze mirrors and other reflective surfaces, catching sight of their own faces.
“Everyone, this is a Nightmare-level Instance. The initial safe period likely won’t be long.”
A man in the corner, with a somewhat effeminate build and voice, spoke up.
“How about we first discuss what we know about the pear garden? As far as I know, the profession has a lot of taboos and rules.”
He immediately added, “My name is 【Shutong】【Lv26】.”
As he spoke, his ID and level appeared above his head.
A moment later, a woman in a blue gown with more delicate makeup than the others picked up the conversation.
“Since this is ‘Anecdotes of the Pear Garden’ and we’ve all appeared with makeup, the Role Category each of us represents should be different.”
She paused, her expression serious.
“However, opera culture varies by region, leading to different rules. The rules in this Instance will likely have similarities to the outside world, but also differences. Everyone, please be careful.”
After speaking, she pointed to her own face, then to the brawny man’s.
“In the Instance introduction, we should only know our Role Category, not our specific character,” she continued. “Sheng, Dan, Jing, Mo, Chou.”
“Based on my understanding, I should be the Qingyi Zhengdan in the Dan category, as Dan roles portray female characters of various ages, personalities, and statuses.”
“This big brother is most likely a Wu Sheng. Of course, within the Jing category, there are also Wu Jing roles that demand extremely high skill in acrobatics and posture. It’s hard to be certain without more information.”
“My name is 【Zi Jin】【Lv28】.”
Seeing this, the others didn’t delay, revealing their own IDs and levels.
The brawny man was named 【Power King】【Lv25】.
The skinny guy’s name was 【Executioner】【Lv24】.
The expressions on the other two women, however, were rather unpleasant. The one who looked slightly older and chubbier was named 【Qiao Biluo】【Lv20】.
The other, a small loli who looked like a child, surprised Wu Wang.
It was an old acquaintance.
【Xiaoxiao】【Lv19】
Isn’t this the fox loli he met back in the 【Masquerade Ball】 Instance?
Her opera makeup was almost identical to Zi Jin’s. Both faces were covered in a simple base layer, with almost no extra colors or patterns.
“Level 19? How did you get matched with us? And you’re just a kid?” Qiao Biluo said with a hint of mockery.
In the 【Spirit Calamity Game】 matchmaking system, it was rare for an Instance to have players with such a large level disparity. Wu Wang’s situation last time, where he joined as an extra, was an exception.
Among players, every ten levels was a watershed. To them, a level 19 player was no different from a novice. The experience needed to get from level 19 to 20 was almost the same as the total needed to get from level 10 to 19.
This gap represented a vast number of Instance experiences.
Right now, she was a sheep who had wandered into a pack of vicious wolves. Unless, of course, she got lucky and survived an Instance with an excessively high difficulty rating. If this kid made it out alive, she would almost certainly reach level 20.
But that was a problem for later.
Xiaoxiao said nothing.
She couldn’t be bothered to respond to Qiao Biluo’s ridicule. Her appearance was the result of a curse, and it wasn’t something she could just announce with a megaphone.
“Are we missing someone?” the man named Shutong asked, smiling as he looked toward the large red cloth. “Little bro hiding over there, what do you say?”
Zi Jin nodded. “Right. The six of us can be classified as Sheng, Dan, Jing, and Mo. Only the Chou, the Clown Role, is missing.”
She turned toward the cloth.
“Friend over there, you must be the Chou, right?”
After all, the facial features of a typical Chou role were far too distinct. The white “tofu block” patch smeared on the bridge of the nose was hard to miss. She had noticed a player was missing, but she hadn’t expected Shutong to have already found them.
“Since you asked so sincerely!”
A voice drifted from behind the curtain.
“I’ll tell you out of great mercy!”
Hearing the familiar Team Rocket lines, a bad premonition rose in everyone’s hearts.
Swoosh!
With a bizarrely fast movement, Zi Jin appeared before the red cloth. She whipped it open, revealing the true face of the Clown Role hiding behind it.
But the moment the cloth was pulled away, everyone froze.
They saw a man dressed in an all-purple tuxedo, complete with purple gloves, a matching purple tie, and even a fake flower pinned to his chest.
His familiar attire, paired with dark green hair, a deathly pale face, and an exaggerated red smile painted across his mouth, made the character instantly recognizable.
“Holy shit! The ‘Chou’ in ‘Clown Role’ means this kind of clown? That can’t be right!” the punk, Executioner, couldn’t help but retort.
This was clearly that character from DC Comics. Batman’s arch-nemesis. The permanent resident of Gotham City’s Arkham Asylum.
The Joker.
Isn’t your appearance a little out of place in this Instance?
“Friend, that makeup might put you in danger,” Zi Jin said flatly after a sigh. “I suggest you change back to the original Clown Role look.”
She wasn’t joking. If the Instance assigned everyone different roles from the start, there had to be a reason. No one knew the consequences of ruining the makeup ahead of time. It was an instinctive caution that high-level players had long since developed. Otherwise, Executioner would have wiped the paint off his own face instead of just mocking everyone else’s.
Wu Wang shrugged and smiled.
“It’s fine. Keeping a smile helps me think.”
This maverick behavior was all too familiar. It instantly made Xiaoxiao think of Yan Shuangying’s Decade suit from their last encounter. A flash of excitement crossed her eyes. Throughout the entire 【Masquerade Ball】, she had no memory of what the man looked like.
Could it be? Have I been matched with that big shot again?
The next second, the Joker’s ID and level appeared above his head.
【Pending Death】【Lv10】
A trace of disappointment flashed across Xiaoxiao’s face.
Too bad, it isn’t Yan Shuangying.
Then, she noticed the other players’ expressions becoming increasingly strange. Everyone was staring intently at the Joker’s level.
“Hm? Is there something strange?”
“Wait! What level!?”
【Lv10】!!!
Holy crap! An even bigger expert!?
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- Chapter 233 - The Real Instance BOSS is Here!
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- Chapter 217 - Walk the Nuo Opera, a Sacrifice for Gods and Ghosts!
- Chapter 216 - Taboos of the Stage
- Chapter 215 - Death Follows Close Behind
- Chapter 214 - Human Refining Mutiny, Tree of Sighs!
- Chapter 213 - That Night, Everything Changed
- Chapter 212 - The Troupe Leader of the Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 211 - The Corpse is Speaking
- Chapter 210 - Information and the Opera God Tower
- Chapter 209 - This Power Does Not Belong to You!
- Chapter 208 - Ah Dou Fights Zhao Zilong at Changbanpo!
- Chapter 207 - Where Did Pending Death Go? He's in the Opera!
- Chapter 206 - The Prince's Might, Invincible and Unstoppable!
- Chapter 205 - The Quest Objective is Survival
- Chapter 204 - Who Said This Prince Is No Good? This Prince Is Great!
- Chapter 203 - Shen Bao, The Taste is Superb!
- Chapter 202 - Just a Life? Here, You Can Have It!
- Chapter 201 - Five
- Chapter 200 - The Real and Fake Troupe Leaders, Back From the Dead
- Chapter 199 - The Strange, Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 198 - A Night of Terror at the Opera House
- Chapter 197 - Mental Contamination? What's That?
- Chapter 196 - A Surprise in the Puppet Show
- Chapter 195 - Opera God's Righteous Garden
- Chapter 194 - The Secret of the Troupe Master and the Chou
- Chapter 193 - I'm The Joker with the Heavenly Eye
- Chapter 192 - Prince, you don't look so well?
- Chapter 191 - The same old formula, the same old flavor
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- Chapter 189 - You Like Possessing People? Come Clash with the Abyss God!
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- Chapter 184 - Fate is a Predestined End, So Isn't Death a Release?
- Chapter 183 - The Girl Who Spent Her Entire Life Trying to Escape Fear
- Chapter 182 - Pluto Research Institute
- Chapter 181 - The Duel Field
- Chapter 180 - Zhuge Yue's Power Is Beyond Your Imagination!
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- Chapter 178 - Don't Worry, This Isn't the Only Loss You'll Be Taking
- Chapter 177 - My Strength Comes From Your Imagination!
- Chapter 176 - The Biggest Scam in Spirit Calamity History
- Chapter 175 - You Think My Costume is Just for Being Weird?
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- Chapter 173 - Mechanism Modification for a Legendary Item
- Chapter 172 - A Street Stall Business is Still a Commercial Job!
- Chapter 171 - I Never Said I Was From the Abnormal Affairs Bureau, Did I?
- Chapter 170 - So, Not Off Means On?
- Chapter 169 - The 【Legendary】 Item Hanging in Plain Sight!
- Chapter 168 - I Was Born for This!
- Chapter 167 - What is God
- Chapter 166 - A Deceptive Deal and the Evolution of Cloud
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- Chapter 163 - Where the Hell Did It Send Me Back To?
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- Chapter 157 - Threatening a Balance? I Don't Take Threats!
- Chapter 156 - The Seed Scramble, The Mastermind Behind the Scenes!
- Chapter 155 - Seal Broken, Superpowers Return!
- Chapter 154 - Slaughter? Or Salvation?
- Chapter 153 - Isn't Hope Also a Form of Despair?
- Chapter 152 - A Man's Knees Are Precious as Gold, It's Time to Cash In!
- Chapter 151 - A Strategic Cooperation to Clear the Area!
- Chapter 150 - The Source of the Twisted Resentful Spirits
- Chapter 149 - Open Up! Free Trade!
- Chapter 148 - The Bizarrely Righteous Mr. Xiezhi
- Chapter 147 - The Relic Scramble Begins!
- Chapter 146 - Pending Death Logs Off, Shuangying Takes the Stage!
- Chapter 145 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved!
- Chapter 144 - This Mountain is Mine, These Trees I Planted!
- Chapter 143 - Are You Interested in Becoming an Auctioneer?
- Chapter 142 - The Clown's Red Nose and Its Set
- Chapter 141 - And He Even Has to Thank Me!
- Chapter 140 - Extortion and a Sucker
- Chapter 139 - Not Even Jesus Can Save You! I Said So!
- Chapter 138 - The Origin of the Twisted and the Contaminated Relics
- Chapter 137 - Awakening! Guess Who I Am?
- Chapter 136 - The Loser Bites the Dust! The Winner Bites the Dust, Too!
- Chapter 135 - The Treasure
- Chapter 134 - Have You Heard of the One Piece?
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- Chapter 132 - The Twisted, Don't Turn Around, I'm Suffering
- Chapter 131 - The Entire Town of Heretics!
- Chapter 130 - Let Us Sail to the Sea of Desire!
- Chapter 129 - The Mary Cruise Ship Reappears!
- Chapter 128 - I’m Going to Poach Your Believers!
- Chapter 127 - Isn't This a Form of NTR?
- Chapter 126 - Are You Sure You’re Not Some Kind of Devil?
- Chapter 125 - Groundhog Day
- Chapter 124 - Suffering Exists in Every Present Moment
- Chapter 123 - The Nun's Ultimate Suffering
- Chapter 122 - Who in the World Is He?
- Chapter 121 - The Simple and Honest Aiguyi
- Chapter 120 - Only Through Suffering Can One Walk This Place
- Chapter 119 - Polite Knocking
- Chapter 118 - I'm a Professional Forensic Examiner
- Chapter 117 - Suffering is the Key!
- Chapter 116 - God Said, All Are Equal!
- Chapter 115 - Haunted by a Vicious Ghost, the Instance Begins!
- Chapter 114 - You Mean You Want Me to Kill Myself?
- Chapter 113 - I Have Already Grasped the Future!
- Chapter 112 - A Spy Among Spies Among Spies
- Chapter 111 - Relic Scramble
- Chapter 110 - The Calamity Cult, Enemies on a Narrow Road!
- Chapter 109 - I’d Like to Keep a Low Profile, But My Strength Won’t Allow It!
- Chapter 108 - Spirit Calamity Plaza!
- Chapter 107 - I Want to Dig Open Your Brain and Have a Look
- Chapter 106 - The Jinx, Zhuge Yue
- Chapter 105 - I Seem to Have Brought Back Something Extraordinary
- Chapter 104 - The Black
- Chapter 103 - Abyss God! You're Not Actually a God, Are You?
- Chapter 102 - I Told an Angel a Hell Joke
- Chapter 101 - These Damned Angels Are Making My Sanity Spin
- Chapter 100 - The Masquerade Ball's Final Funeral!
- Chapter 99 - Bloody Mary's Awakening of Freedom
- Chapter 98 - Fifth Night's Scarlet Dance!
- Chapter 97 - You’d Better Be Able to Actually Kill Me
- Chapter 96 - The Tragicomic Joker
- Chapter 95 - The Wise One's Unexpected Delight
- Chapter 94 - Flawless Calculations
- Chapter 93 - The Essence of Humanity is Seeking Fun
- Chapter 92 - Mr. William, I Want to Bet My Life Against Yours!
- Chapter 91 - Today's Warrior! It's All About Guts!
- Chapter 90 - I Need a Warrior Who Is Willing to Die
- Chapter 89 - William's Hongmen Banquet Invitation!
- Chapter 88 - Decade, You Seem a Bit Too Extreme
- Chapter 87 - The Mary Resurrection Ritual!
- Chapter 86 - Xiaochuan Does Bad Things, Karmic Retribution Comes Around!
- Chapter 85 - Excuse Me, Was the Corpse You Mentioned… Me?
- Chapter 84 - I Am The Sinner!
- Chapter 83 - La Traviata
- Chapter 82 - She Flees, He Pursues, She Has No Escape
- Chapter 81 - Apocalypse of Gambling!
- Chapter 80 - O Captain, My Captain!
- Chapter 79 - Werewolf on the Cruise Ship
- Chapter 78 - There's a Traitor Among Us!
- Chapter 77 - Mary of the Back Kitchen
- Chapter 76 - The Back Kitchen? This is the Backrooms!
- Chapter 75 - Mary's Special Attention
- Chapter 74 - The Dance of Ultimate Bliss!
- Chapter 73 - Dangers Lurk Everywhere, the Ball is Nigh!
- Chapter 72 - The First Unlucky Victim Appears
- Chapter 71 - You've Startled Mary!
- Chapter 70 - It's You Who Are Treading on Thin Ice, Not Me
- Chapter 69 - Who Says This Isn't a Mask?
- Chapter 68 - The Masquerade Ball
- Chapter 67 - Clue to a Nightmare
- Chapter 66 - Talk Therapy Has Met Its Match! So Terrifying!
- Chapter 65 - Spirit Calamity Game Special Strategic Partner
- Chapter 64 - Abyss God! I Bet Your Gun Has No Bullets!
- Chapter 63 - My Name is Wu Wang, and I'm About to Start Lying!
- Chapter 62 - That Was No Accident!
- Chapter 61 - Countering is Supreme! Methods Like a God!
- Chapter 60 - Unfathomable Methods, Truly a Master!
- Chapter 59 - You Can Tell He's Terrifyingly Strong Just From His Stance
- Chapter 58 - His Way of Showing Off Reminds Me of a Friend
- Chapter 57 - Fear Monger? I'm a Respectable Family Man!
- Chapter 56 - If the Opponent is a God, It Will Be a Bit Tricky
- Chapter 55 - I Now Really Have a Sword Called Xiaochuan
- Chapter 54 - The True Meaning of Social Phobia Is Making Society Phobic
- Chapter 53 - Hacking? This Is All My Own Effort and Sweat!
- Chapter 52 - Instance Rewards and Skill Evolution Conditions
- Chapter 51 - What is the Chronicle of the Desolate Village? First, It Must Be a Desolate Village.
- Chapter 50 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved
- Chapter 49 - I’m Looking for a Red Tentacle Thief. Do You Know Him?
- Chapter 48 - Thanks for the Offer, but I Don’t Top Up Q Coins
- Chapter 47 - The Best Sacrifice is the Undying!
- Chapter 46 - I Feel He’s Not Even a Fraction of the Abyss God
- Chapter 45 - The Saintess's Entrustment
- Chapter 44 - Zero
- Chapter 43 - Just a Saintess’s Task
- Chapter 42 - What is a Yin Fate? The Mystery of the Saintess
- Chapter 41 - Make a Deal? The Name Is desire
- Chapter 40 - Old Geezer! Your Stand
- Chapter 39 - Contaminated Nightmare
- Chapter 38 - Let the Feast Begin! So It Was You, You Bastard!
- Chapter 37 - Oh Crap, I'm the Sacrifice?
- Chapter 36 - The Village Chief's Secret
- Chapter 35 - There's Something Unclean in the Village!
- Chapter 34 - The Name's Zhang Sanfeng, What Can I Do for You?
- Chapter 33 - Solo Instance! Chronicle of the Desolate Village!
- Chapter 32 - Abnormal Activity in the Abyss, an Announcement Arrives
- Chapter 31 - What Kind of Medicine Did You Think I Was Selling in My Gourd?
- Chapter 30 - A Lottery Draw? More Like a Mugging!
- Chapter 29 - Pending Death is the Best Teammate I've Ever Met!
- Chapter 28 - The Dragon Slayer Finally Becomes the Dragon
- Chapter 27 - I Am the Abyss God's Nemesis! The Bug
- Chapter 26 - Door God? Abyss God!
- Chapter 25 - What to Do If You Run Into a Ghost? Run It Over!
- Chapter 24 - Corpse
- Chapter 23 - Am I Crazy? No, The World Is Crazy
- Chapter 22 - Entering the Art Building by Night
- Chapter 21 - So the Trap Was Waiting for Me Here, Huh?
- Chapter 20 - You Look Pretty Happy, Huh? Let Me Cure You of That!
- Chapter 19 - Pending Death, Are You Human or Ghost?
- Chapter 18 - Gao Shan Ghost School
- Chapter 17 - Teacher, You Wouldn't Want the Principal to Find Out, Would You?
- Chapter 16 - What the Hell!
- Chapter 15 - The Ghost Story Is Right Here Among Us
- Chapter 14 - Do You Understand What Absolute Defense Is?
- Chapter 13 - Little Black Room? Garbage Dump!
- Chapter 12 - To Learn Without Thinking Is to Die
- Chapter 11 - How Is My Mission Different from Yours?
- Chapter 10 - Heading to Gao Shan High School
- Chapter 9 - I'm a Farmer, This is a Beet!
- Chapter 8 - Abyss God! Activate!
- Chapter 7 - Excellent, an Evil God Has Its Eyes on Me
- Chapter 6 - The Most Insane Accusation!
- Chapter 5 - The Death Rule Only I Can Crack!
- Chapter 4 - The Monster Who Ignores the Death Rule
- Chapter 3 - A Crooked Body Fears No Proper Shadow!
- Chapter 2 - The Undying Youth's Mental State is Stable
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