Chapter 145 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved!
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Swish, swish, swish.
The sound of pens scratching on paper echoed through the Hongmen Club.
With every player that signed the 【Myriad Treasures Transaction Contract】, Gentleman Penguin’s expression grew more complicated.
His heart was bleeding.
His very own, personally crafted contract was being used for such a black-hearted transaction!
It was simply unconscionable!
While weeping internally, Gentleman Penguin began to modify the remaining blank contracts in his briefcase. He mixed hidden clauses into the golden thread pattern.
Since you were the one to cross the line, don’t blame me for doing the same!
Hmph! The people who trade with me in the future are in for a treat.
And they can all thank this bastard named 【Yan Shuangying】!
“Mm, not bad. Remember, after you return to your world, find a Descender named 【Yan Shuangying】 and hand over what you owe me to him.”
Wu Wang chuckled, pocketing the transaction slips.
“As compensation, he’ll give you a few special little things as a souvenir.”
Wu Wang hadn’t said it outright, but it was written within the contract’s hidden golden thread pattern.
The so-called “souvenirs” were the 【Contaminated Relic】s.
It was a trade, after all. He had to give them something, or the contract’s fairness would be compromised, rendering it worthless. His maneuver barely scraped by that rule.
But his words stunned the players.
They had assumed the debt would be collected the next time they entered an Instance. They never expected to have to pay up as soon as they returned to the real world.
“Excuse me,” the Poet of the Myriad Springs Division asked, clearly confused. “Can this player, 【Yan Shuangying】, truly represent you? If he fails to bring the payment to you in an Instance, would that be considered a breach of contract on our part?”
He had read the clauses very carefully. Besides, he believed such a great being wouldn’t bother playing games with mere contract loopholes against players like them.
The other players looked just as confused.
As the current highest-level batch of domestic players, they had all at least heard of one another, even if they’d never met.
But none of them had ever heard of the 【Spirit Venerable of the Sea of Desire】 having contact with a player.
Who was this 【Yan Shuangying】? Was there even a player with that name in the high-rank matches?
“Of course. He is the private tutor to my personally appointed Holy Son,” Wu Wang said with a smile.
“Besides, who told you he needs to bring the payment to me in an Instance?”
The players froze.
A scalp-numbing chill crawled up their spines, like a centipede skittering across their skin.
Holy Son? Private Tutor?
And what did he mean by that last sentence?
Not in an Instance? Then he’s going to…
Holy shit! Could it be…?
Sensing their inner turmoil through the Abyss God’s Mark, Wu Wang adopted a mysterious expression.
“I can feel your fear. That’s right, it’s just as you’re thinking.”
He leaned in slightly.
“I… intend to take a vacation in your world.”
This time, their anxious hearts finally gave out. Every player wore an expression of utter disbelief.
In all their years as Spirit Calamity Players, they had never heard of a being from an Instance traveling to the real world.
Then they remembered the Open Beta was just around the corner.
Could this be related to that?
“What? You think your world is so special?” Wu Wang continued to bluff. “You’re allowed to become Descenders and travel to other worlds, but beings like me aren’t allowed to visit yours? A bit arrogant, don’t you think?”
He knew, from the lack of information on the Spirit Calamity app and his conversation with Xiezhi, that the major organizations and high-level players were desperate for any information on the game’s fundamental nature.
A few casual remarks from him would be enough to have them tearing their hair out for weeks.
And who could blame them for believing him? He was the 【Spirit Venerable of the Sea of Desire】, after all.
BOOM!
Just as Wu Wang was gleefully preparing to reveal even more “top secrets,” the sky outside cracked with thunder.
The deafening roar was audible even deep inside the cruise ship, sending a wave of panic through the players.
They thought the great being before them was throwing a tantrum. They’d already seen him unleash his fury on the Calamity Cult before letting Gentleman Penguin turn them all into question marks.
Little did they know, the very “great existence” they feared was panicking right alongside them.
Wu Wang felt his own heartbeat quicken.
He had a very bad feeling.
Creeak.
The main door swung open, and Mary walked in with a gentle smile.
She first asked Gentleman Penguin about his dietary restrictions and preferred spice level, then glided over to Wu Wang’s side.
She leaned in and whispered, in a voice only he could hear.
“Sir, That One asks you to tone it down a bit.”
Wu Wang froze.
I’m so screwed!
The real 【Spirit Venerable of the Sea of Desire】 is supervising me!
It was like the big boss getting a sudden whim to check the security cameras, only to find his underling using his name to spout nonsense and ruin his reputation.
How could that be allowed? If he kept this up, the Spirit Venerable would probably summon him again.
He could already imagine being soaked in the Sea of Desire for the next few hundred years.
“Ahem! Anything further is not for mortals such as you to know,” Wu Wang said, hurriedly trying to salvage his image for his watching boss.
“In short, this body is my personally appointed Holy Son, and Yan Shuangying is his private tutor. I hope you will not make things difficult for them when you repay your debts.”
He let a threatening edge creep into his voice.
“After all, I don’t wish to make things difficult for you, either.”
As he spoke, the Aura of Desire surged from his body.
The players’ mouths instantly went dry as all sorts of buried, unmentionable desires swirled in their minds.
Their faces turned beet red, each one struggling with all their might to keep from doing something shameful.
A moment later, Wu Wang retracted the aura.
Seeing the “we understand” expressions on their faces, he knew his intimidation had worked.
“The Holy Son is still very weak, so I shall take my leave with him. The private tutor will be here to greet you shortly.”
Wu Wang shot Mary a look.
She understood immediately. With a wave of her hand, she teleported him off the floor.
“Then I shall take my leave as well,” Gentleman Penguin said with a slight bow. “Others nearby are calling for me with a 【Myriad Treasures Merchant’s Coupon】. I must attend to business.”
Mary tried to stop him.
“Aren’t you going to stay for the chopped chili fish?”
Gentleman Penguin shrugged helplessly.
“I have already eaten. It’s just that someone earlier claimed a dish cooked by tapping it with a cane has no soul, and insisted I must experience the charm of a handmade one. That is why I lingered. It seems I am not fated to enjoy it now. Thank you for your kind intentions, madam.”
“Oh, right. Please relay a message to your Holy Son for me.”
His voice dropped slightly.
“This place doesn’t just have 【The Twisted】 and 【Suffering】. It seems there’s also a touch of 【Hope】 mixed in. He has secretly opened a small Instance hidden within this one.”
“The ones calling for me now are likely from the Abnormal Affairs Bureau.”
With that, Gentleman Penguin used his cane to draw a familiar black circle on the floor.
He took off his top hat, held it to his chest, and bowed in farewell.
His figure slowly vanished into the circle.
His parting words, however, left the players’ minds racing.
The Abnormal Affairs Bureau? They’re in a small Instance?
No wonder we haven’t seen them this entire time!
There are other experts here? What are they doing?
No one believed the Bureau had stumbled into it by mistake. This 【Relic Scramble】 was an Instance they had opened with a key in the first place. It was only natural they’d have a few secrets up their sleeve.
Since they hadn’t come to Aiguyi Town, it was obvious they believed the rewards in that small Instance were greater.
Damn it! While we were over here getting scared out of our wits, they were off farming 【Relics】?
The players on the cruise ship wanted to cry but had no tears.
But then they thought about the “secret intel” they had just received from the 【Spirit Venerable of the Sea of Desire】.
Suddenly, it didn’t feel so bad. Information was priceless, after all.
The players felt they hadn’t lost out. Gentleman Penguin felt he had made a huge profit.
As for the Calamity Cult members… their conditions were stable, and they raised no objections.
And so, a world where no one gets hurt was achieved.
Meanwhile, Wu Wang’s own thoughts began to stir.
He had learned of the small Instance’s existence from Mary’s telepathic message.
There must be fun to be had over there! How could a fun-seeker like me miss out?
He was going to go over and mess with the people from the Abnormal Affairs Bureau!
As for how to get there…
“Big Boss! Do you have any thoughts on this 【Hope】 entity?”
“Do you need me to go sound them out for you?”
“You know me, I’m the most helpful person there is!”
“Send me over to have some fun, pretty please…”
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- Chapter 246 - This Is a Loving Big Family
- Chapter 245 - Welfare Home or Zoo?
- Chapter 244 - A Strange Encounter in the Calamity Lair
- Chapter 243 - The Judicial Divine Beast, A Universally Acknowledged Good Person
- Chapter 242 - A Life I Hope Can Last Forever
- Chapter 241 - Hidden Reward, Scarce Title
- Chapter 240 - Clue to a Legendary Item
- Chapter 239 - Soul of Desire
- Chapter 238 - Big Boss, Do You Need Me to Job
- Chapter 237 - Just Do Good Deeds, and Don't Ask About What Lies Ahead
- Chapter 236 - Don't Worry, More Than Half the World Is Being Buried with You
- Chapter 235 - Sorry, You Can't Save Anything
- Chapter 234 - That Night, The Moonlight Was So Beautiful
- Chapter 233 - The Real Instance BOSS is Here!
- Chapter 232 - You Are the Opera God
- Chapter 231 - The Overlord's Death, Wu Wang's Plan
- Chapter 230 - Ambushed from All Sides, a Desperate End at Gaixia
- Chapter 229 - Farewell My Concubine
- Chapter 228 - Seized and Instantly Refined
- Chapter 227 - Phantom of the Opera, Ghost of the Opera
- Chapter 226 - Each Harboring Ulterior Motives, the Book
- Chapter 225 - The Doubts Remain, the Yi Garden is Shrouded in Fog
- Chapter 224 - This World Is Just That Cruel
- Chapter 223 - A Complete Reversal! Yin and Yang Inverted!
- Chapter 222 - The Person in the Well, The Soul in the Eye
- Chapter 221 - Hundred Ghosts Night Parade! The Living, Keep Out!
- Chapter 220 - Lord Guan's Great Battle against Chi You
- Chapter 219 - You Want to Dance, Too?
- Chapter 218 - Living Effigy Sacrifice
- Chapter 217 - Walk the Nuo Opera, a Sacrifice for Gods and Ghosts!
- Chapter 216 - Taboos of the Stage
- Chapter 215 - Death Follows Close Behind
- Chapter 214 - Human Refining Mutiny, Tree of Sighs!
- Chapter 213 - That Night, Everything Changed
- Chapter 212 - The Troupe Leader of the Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 211 - The Corpse is Speaking
- Chapter 210 - Information and the Opera God Tower
- Chapter 209 - This Power Does Not Belong to You!
- Chapter 208 - Ah Dou Fights Zhao Zilong at Changbanpo!
- Chapter 207 - Where Did Pending Death Go? He's in the Opera!
- Chapter 206 - The Prince's Might, Invincible and Unstoppable!
- Chapter 205 - The Quest Objective is Survival
- Chapter 204 - Who Said This Prince Is No Good? This Prince Is Great!
- Chapter 203 - Shen Bao, The Taste is Superb!
- Chapter 202 - Just a Life? Here, You Can Have It!
- Chapter 201 - Five
- Chapter 200 - The Real and Fake Troupe Leaders, Back From the Dead
- Chapter 199 - The Strange, Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 198 - A Night of Terror at the Opera House
- Chapter 197 - Mental Contamination? What's That?
- Chapter 196 - A Surprise in the Puppet Show
- Chapter 195 - Opera God's Righteous Garden
- Chapter 194 - The Secret of the Troupe Master and the Chou
- Chapter 193 - I'm The Joker with the Heavenly Eye
- Chapter 192 - Prince, you don't look so well?
- Chapter 191 - The same old formula, the same old flavor
- Chapter 190 - Anecdotes of the Pear Garden! The Abyss God Again!
- Chapter 189 - You Like Possessing People? Come Clash with the Abyss God!
- Chapter 188 - The Fortune
- Chapter 187 - The Pen Immortal, House Guardian Extraordinaire
- Chapter 186 - The Curse of Fate Is Yours Now
- Chapter 185 - The Demise of Zhuge
- Chapter 184 - Fate is a Predestined End, So Isn't Death a Release?
- Chapter 183 - The Girl Who Spent Her Entire Life Trying to Escape Fear
- Chapter 182 - Pluto Research Institute
- Chapter 181 - The Duel Field
- Chapter 180 - Zhuge Yue's Power Is Beyond Your Imagination!
- Chapter 179 - Wan Shitong Was Going to Have Her Fill of Lessons
- Chapter 178 - Don't Worry, This Isn't the Only Loss You'll Be Taking
- Chapter 177 - My Strength Comes From Your Imagination!
- Chapter 176 - The Biggest Scam in Spirit Calamity History
- Chapter 175 - You Think My Costume is Just for Being Weird?
- Chapter 174 - The Mysterious Diviner Witch
- Chapter 173 - Mechanism Modification for a Legendary Item
- Chapter 172 - A Street Stall Business is Still a Commercial Job!
- Chapter 171 - I Never Said I Was From the Abnormal Affairs Bureau, Did I?
- Chapter 170 - So, Not Off Means On?
- Chapter 169 - The 【Legendary】 Item Hanging in Plain Sight!
- Chapter 168 - I Was Born for This!
- Chapter 167 - What is God
- Chapter 166 - A Deceptive Deal and the Evolution of Cloud
- Chapter 165 - I Feel Like I've Seen This Sales Method Somewhere Before?
- Chapter 164 - The Abyss God's Flavor is Strong! No Need for More Salt!
- Chapter 163 - Where the Hell Did It Send Me Back To?
- Chapter 162 - Did I Just Break the Instance Again?
- Chapter 161 - Hey! I've Got an Inside Scoop!
- Chapter 160 - A Warning to All Players Against Contract Fraud!
- Chapter 159 - Church Shelter
- Chapter 158 - The Mantis Stalks the Cicada, Unaware of The Oriole Behind!
- Chapter 157 - Threatening a Balance? I Don't Take Threats!
- Chapter 156 - The Seed Scramble, The Mastermind Behind the Scenes!
- Chapter 155 - Seal Broken, Superpowers Return!
- Chapter 154 - Slaughter? Or Salvation?
- Chapter 153 - Isn't Hope Also a Form of Despair?
- Chapter 152 - A Man's Knees Are Precious as Gold, It's Time to Cash In!
- Chapter 151 - A Strategic Cooperation to Clear the Area!
- Chapter 150 - The Source of the Twisted Resentful Spirits
- Chapter 149 - Open Up! Free Trade!
- Chapter 148 - The Bizarrely Righteous Mr. Xiezhi
- Chapter 147 - The Relic Scramble Begins!
- Chapter 146 - Pending Death Logs Off, Shuangying Takes the Stage!
- Chapter 145 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved!
- Chapter 144 - This Mountain is Mine, These Trees I Planted!
- Chapter 143 - Are You Interested in Becoming an Auctioneer?
- Chapter 142 - The Clown's Red Nose and Its Set
- Chapter 141 - And He Even Has to Thank Me!
- Chapter 140 - Extortion and a Sucker
- Chapter 139 - Not Even Jesus Can Save You! I Said So!
- Chapter 138 - The Origin of the Twisted and the Contaminated Relics
- Chapter 137 - Awakening! Guess Who I Am?
- Chapter 136 - The Loser Bites the Dust! The Winner Bites the Dust, Too!
- Chapter 135 - The Treasure
- Chapter 134 - Have You Heard of the One Piece?
- Chapter 133 - A Bizarre Way to Cross a Hundred Years
- Chapter 132 - The Twisted, Don't Turn Around, I'm Suffering
- Chapter 131 - The Entire Town of Heretics!
- Chapter 130 - Let Us Sail to the Sea of Desire!
- Chapter 129 - The Mary Cruise Ship Reappears!
- Chapter 128 - I’m Going to Poach Your Believers!
- Chapter 127 - Isn't This a Form of NTR?
- Chapter 126 - Are You Sure You’re Not Some Kind of Devil?
- Chapter 125 - Groundhog Day
- Chapter 124 - Suffering Exists in Every Present Moment
- Chapter 123 - The Nun's Ultimate Suffering
- Chapter 122 - Who in the World Is He?
- Chapter 121 - The Simple and Honest Aiguyi
- Chapter 120 - Only Through Suffering Can One Walk This Place
- Chapter 119 - Polite Knocking
- Chapter 118 - I'm a Professional Forensic Examiner
- Chapter 117 - Suffering is the Key!
- Chapter 116 - God Said, All Are Equal!
- Chapter 115 - Haunted by a Vicious Ghost, the Instance Begins!
- Chapter 114 - You Mean You Want Me to Kill Myself?
- Chapter 113 - I Have Already Grasped the Future!
- Chapter 112 - A Spy Among Spies Among Spies
- Chapter 111 - Relic Scramble
- Chapter 110 - The Calamity Cult, Enemies on a Narrow Road!
- Chapter 109 - I’d Like to Keep a Low Profile, But My Strength Won’t Allow It!
- Chapter 108 - Spirit Calamity Plaza!
- Chapter 107 - I Want to Dig Open Your Brain and Have a Look
- Chapter 106 - The Jinx, Zhuge Yue
- Chapter 105 - I Seem to Have Brought Back Something Extraordinary
- Chapter 104 - The Black
- Chapter 103 - Abyss God! You're Not Actually a God, Are You?
- Chapter 102 - I Told an Angel a Hell Joke
- Chapter 101 - These Damned Angels Are Making My Sanity Spin
- Chapter 100 - The Masquerade Ball's Final Funeral!
- Chapter 99 - Bloody Mary's Awakening of Freedom
- Chapter 98 - Fifth Night's Scarlet Dance!
- Chapter 97 - You’d Better Be Able to Actually Kill Me
- Chapter 96 - The Tragicomic Joker
- Chapter 95 - The Wise One's Unexpected Delight
- Chapter 94 - Flawless Calculations
- Chapter 93 - The Essence of Humanity is Seeking Fun
- Chapter 92 - Mr. William, I Want to Bet My Life Against Yours!
- Chapter 91 - Today's Warrior! It's All About Guts!
- Chapter 90 - I Need a Warrior Who Is Willing to Die
- Chapter 89 - William's Hongmen Banquet Invitation!
- Chapter 88 - Decade, You Seem a Bit Too Extreme
- Chapter 87 - The Mary Resurrection Ritual!
- Chapter 86 - Xiaochuan Does Bad Things, Karmic Retribution Comes Around!
- Chapter 85 - Excuse Me, Was the Corpse You Mentioned… Me?
- Chapter 84 - I Am The Sinner!
- Chapter 83 - La Traviata
- Chapter 82 - She Flees, He Pursues, She Has No Escape
- Chapter 81 - Apocalypse of Gambling!
- Chapter 80 - O Captain, My Captain!
- Chapter 79 - Werewolf on the Cruise Ship
- Chapter 78 - There's a Traitor Among Us!
- Chapter 77 - Mary of the Back Kitchen
- Chapter 76 - The Back Kitchen? This is the Backrooms!
- Chapter 75 - Mary's Special Attention
- Chapter 74 - The Dance of Ultimate Bliss!
- Chapter 73 - Dangers Lurk Everywhere, the Ball is Nigh!
- Chapter 72 - The First Unlucky Victim Appears
- Chapter 71 - You've Startled Mary!
- Chapter 70 - It's You Who Are Treading on Thin Ice, Not Me
- Chapter 69 - Who Says This Isn't a Mask?
- Chapter 68 - The Masquerade Ball
- Chapter 67 - Clue to a Nightmare
- Chapter 66 - Talk Therapy Has Met Its Match! So Terrifying!
- Chapter 65 - Spirit Calamity Game Special Strategic Partner
- Chapter 64 - Abyss God! I Bet Your Gun Has No Bullets!
- Chapter 63 - My Name is Wu Wang, and I'm About to Start Lying!
- Chapter 62 - That Was No Accident!
- Chapter 61 - Countering is Supreme! Methods Like a God!
- Chapter 60 - Unfathomable Methods, Truly a Master!
- Chapter 59 - You Can Tell He's Terrifyingly Strong Just From His Stance
- Chapter 58 - His Way of Showing Off Reminds Me of a Friend
- Chapter 57 - Fear Monger? I'm a Respectable Family Man!
- Chapter 56 - If the Opponent is a God, It Will Be a Bit Tricky
- Chapter 55 - I Now Really Have a Sword Called Xiaochuan
- Chapter 54 - The True Meaning of Social Phobia Is Making Society Phobic
- Chapter 53 - Hacking? This Is All My Own Effort and Sweat!
- Chapter 52 - Instance Rewards and Skill Evolution Conditions
- Chapter 51 - What is the Chronicle of the Desolate Village? First, It Must Be a Desolate Village.
- Chapter 50 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved
- Chapter 49 - I’m Looking for a Red Tentacle Thief. Do You Know Him?
- Chapter 48 - Thanks for the Offer, but I Don’t Top Up Q Coins
- Chapter 47 - The Best Sacrifice is the Undying!
- Chapter 46 - I Feel He’s Not Even a Fraction of the Abyss God
- Chapter 45 - The Saintess's Entrustment
- Chapter 44 - Zero
- Chapter 43 - Just a Saintess’s Task
- Chapter 42 - What is a Yin Fate? The Mystery of the Saintess
- Chapter 41 - Make a Deal? The Name Is desire
- Chapter 40 - Old Geezer! Your Stand
- Chapter 39 - Contaminated Nightmare
- Chapter 38 - Let the Feast Begin! So It Was You, You Bastard!
- Chapter 37 - Oh Crap, I'm the Sacrifice?
- Chapter 36 - The Village Chief's Secret
- Chapter 35 - There's Something Unclean in the Village!
- Chapter 34 - The Name's Zhang Sanfeng, What Can I Do for You?
- Chapter 33 - Solo Instance! Chronicle of the Desolate Village!
- Chapter 32 - Abnormal Activity in the Abyss, an Announcement Arrives
- Chapter 31 - What Kind of Medicine Did You Think I Was Selling in My Gourd?
- Chapter 30 - A Lottery Draw? More Like a Mugging!
- Chapter 29 - Pending Death is the Best Teammate I've Ever Met!
- Chapter 28 - The Dragon Slayer Finally Becomes the Dragon
- Chapter 27 - I Am the Abyss God's Nemesis! The Bug
- Chapter 26 - Door God? Abyss God!
- Chapter 25 - What to Do If You Run Into a Ghost? Run It Over!
- Chapter 24 - Corpse
- Chapter 23 - Am I Crazy? No, The World Is Crazy
- Chapter 22 - Entering the Art Building by Night
- Chapter 21 - So the Trap Was Waiting for Me Here, Huh?
- Chapter 20 - You Look Pretty Happy, Huh? Let Me Cure You of That!
- Chapter 19 - Pending Death, Are You Human or Ghost?
- Chapter 18 - Gao Shan Ghost School
- Chapter 17 - Teacher, You Wouldn't Want the Principal to Find Out, Would You?
- Chapter 16 - What the Hell!
- Chapter 15 - The Ghost Story Is Right Here Among Us
- Chapter 14 - Do You Understand What Absolute Defense Is?
- Chapter 13 - Little Black Room? Garbage Dump!
- Chapter 12 - To Learn Without Thinking Is to Die
- Chapter 11 - How Is My Mission Different from Yours?
- Chapter 10 - Heading to Gao Shan High School
- Chapter 9 - I'm a Farmer, This is a Beet!
- Chapter 8 - Abyss God! Activate!
- Chapter 7 - Excellent, an Evil God Has Its Eyes on Me
- Chapter 6 - The Most Insane Accusation!
- Chapter 5 - The Death Rule Only I Can Crack!
- Chapter 4 - The Monster Who Ignores the Death Rule
- Chapter 3 - A Crooked Body Fears No Proper Shadow!
- Chapter 2 - The Undying Youth's Mental State is Stable
- Chapter 1 - The Uncatchable Murderer