Chapter 76 - The Back Kitchen? This is the Backrooms!
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- Chapter 76 - The Back Kitchen? This is the Backrooms!
The next morning, as the sun began to rise, Wu Wang finished his night-long exercise, drenched in sweat. He glanced at the Number Five waitress, who lay sleeping on her side, a peculiar glint flashing in his eyes.
Of course, it was a proper exercise. No strange plot developments had unfolded.
After the ball ended, guests were no longer permitted to linger outside. Everyone had to return to their rooms. The Number Five waitress had reminded him that anyone who violated this rule would be thrown overboard to feed the fish.
Wu Wang wouldn’t drown, of course. But there was no way he could chase down a massive cruise ship by swimming in the open ocean. Being thrown off would mean the end of the Instance, and he had no desire to be trapped here forever.
So, he had returned to his room. Since Number Five had taken his place as a guest, she had to stay in his room to avoid arousing suspicion. Fortunately, the rules didn’t forbid a waitress from spending the night in a guest’s room. Otherwise, all their swapping would have been far more troublesome.
Wu Wang didn’t need to sleep. Once Number Five was asleep, he began his usual nightly routine. He exercised, using his ability to die and revive to keep his body in peak condition. His immortality was one thing, but maintaining a physique at the absolute pinnacle of a normal human took sheer force of will.
Click.
He opened the door. His clothes silently shifted into the Decade outfit. He walked to the room of the player Bei Lang and gently pressed the doorbell.
Ding-dong.
The soundproofing on the cruise ship was excellent. Aside from Bei Lang himself, not even the Thorny Show-off in the next room could hear the sound.
A moment later, the door opened.
Bei Lang checked the peephole. Seeing it was Yan Shuangying, his drowsiness vanished instantly.
The big shot needed him for something!
Wu Wang stepped inside, closing the door behind him. He sized up Bei Lang’s handsome, middle-aged appearance.
“So,” Wu Wang asked, a hint of curiosity in his voice, “did you feel any… unusual excitement last night?”
He knew, after all, that Bei Lang was a family man. Though they had only been dancing, who knew what was going through the other’s mind?
Bei Lang gave a bitter smile.
“Big Shot Yan, please don’t joke with me.”
He quickly added, “Is there anything you need help with, or do you have instructions for me?”
He hadn’t felt any excitement. After he’d regained his senses, his dance partner had been the Fox Loli. It felt more like playing house with a child than anything else.
During their conversation yesterday, the players had confirmed they were all adults. The Fox Loli had even quietly mentioned that she believed what Yan Shuangying said about the 【Lie】 Curse.
She confessed that she also had a Curse. The reason she, a twenty-four-year-old, still had such a petite figure was due to a Curse she’d received in a previous Instance.
Wu Wang thought for a moment.
“I need your help to verify something about the ball.”
Bei Lang agreed without a second thought.
“No problem! Just tell me what it is!”
He added desperately, “As long as you don’t ask a clumsy oaf like me to dance with a woman again. I’m really no good at it! Who knows what the hell I was doing last night!”
“Oh,” Wu Wang said. “I want you to go find a woman to dance with tonight.”
Bei Lang froze.
Are you just trying to mess with me?
Wu Wang wasn’t finished.
“And you need to find Xiaoxiao to dance with. Do everything you can to make sure she doesn’t go off flirting with other women. You two have to be partners the whole time.”
Bei Lang was speechless.
Big Shot, isn’t this going a bit too far? This is like chasing someone down to kill them after they’ve already escaped!
Xiaoxiao was the Fox Loli’s player ID. The look she’d given him on the way back to her room yesterday was already unnerving, as if she was staring at a pervert. If he just walked up and asked her to dance tonight…
She’s going to kill me, Bei Lang thought frantically.
“No, she won’t,” Wu Wang said expressionlessly.
This statement sent a jolt through Bei Lang. His hands began to tremble as he subconsciously activated his Title Skill, 【Prophet】.
The skill gave him a vague premonition of short-term danger. It was the only reason he dared to be so bold in recording anomalies. The premonition could also be precise about things that had just happened.
Right now, he could sense it clearly.
The big shot wasn’t lying.
Holy crap! Did he really see through my thoughts?
The feeling of being completely seen through by some unknown ability sent Bei Lang into a panic. A faint sense of dread crept over him.
No wonder Boss Xiezhi told me not to get in his way! What kind of monster is this guy?
For some reason, his fear of the man before him intensified, and his legs began to feel weak. He had no idea that Wu Wang’s Title, 【Fear Monger】, was beginning to take effect.
“Fine… I understand.” Bei Lang had no choice but to agree. “So, Big Shot, what area do you plan on exploring today?”
He wanted to get out of this Instance alive. With a powerful ally right in front of him, he had to take the chance.
“I’m going to the Back Kitchen,” Wu Wang said, turning to leave.
“I’m not sure if I’ll be back before the ball, so I’m telling you now. Remember, no other women. No matter what you have to do, you can only dance with Xiaoxiao.”
The Back Kitchen!
The words struck Bei Lang’s mind like a hammer. Yesterday in the restaurant, the waitress had been perfectly clear.
【The cruise ship does not have a Back Kitchen.】
Had they been lied to?
“Don’t overthink it. Just focus on your part,” Wu Wang said.
He felt a bit helpless. Normal players didn’t need to find the Back Kitchen or gain Mary’s Favor. They just needed to survive the final main quest to clear the Instance.
But he couldn’t do that. He wanted to replace the ball’s host and become the new master of the cruise ship. He couldn’t afford to miss a single side quest.
Then, under Bei Lang’s admiring gaze, he left the room.
When he returned to his own room, he found Number Five already awake. She had changed back into her normal clothes. Now, there were two Decades in the room.
“My stomach is upset,” Wu Wang said, turning and entering the restroom.
【Heilan Home Brooch】!
【Fake Smile Mask】!
His face and figure morphed into a perfect copy of the Number Five waitress. His clothes changed into her normal uniform, not the bunny girl outfit. That one was a bit unsuitable for exploring.
He finished his disguise and walked out of the restroom, glancing at the real Number Five, who was about to go in to wash up.
Wu Wang didn’t waste a second.
“Are there any areas on this ship that are completely off-limits? A place that isn’t considered a public or private area.”
The Number Five waitress froze. She scrutinized his expression, then let out a sigh.
“Yes, there is.”
“Would you like to go now?”
Normally, she could have chosen not to answer. But who could she blame? Mary herself was intensely curious about him. She had even granted him permission to enter the 【Back Kitchen】.
Since permission had been granted, there was no reason to hide it. Mary’s will always superseded the ship’s rules. Only the waitresses knew this. In fact, no one else even knew “Mary” existed.
Of course, what she didn’t know was that Wu Wang, with his Abyss God cheat, had long known about the connection between Mary and the waitresses.
“The sooner, the better. Lead the way,” Wu Wang said, getting up to open the door.
To his surprise, Number Five simply walked to the wall. She tapped it gently with her hand and nodded.
“Are you ready?” she asked.
Wu Wang frowned, confused.
“Ready for what—”
He never finished his sentence.
Number Five grabbed his clothes, lifted him like a helpless chick, and with terrifying, monstrous strength, smashed him headfirst into the wall.
Given the strength she’d displayed earlier, that single blow should have been enough to turn him into a meat patty. She could have plastered him to the wall so thoroughly he’d never be scraped off.
But strangely, the moment his body hit the wall, he clipped right through it. It was exactly like a clipping bug in a video game.
Wu Wang found himself stuck halfway into the wall. Only his head remained on the outside, looking back at Number Five in a daze.
Seeing this, she walked over with a smile.
“On the Mary Cruise Ship, when you detach from the real world in the wrong way, you get stuck in the Back Kitchen.”
The prerequisite, of course, was having permission to enter. She didn’t say that part out loud.
“Hmm… It seems you’re not stuck in there quite right.”
She beamed. “Don’t worry, I’ll help!”
With that, Number Five executed a beautiful roundhouse kick. Her size-37 shoe slammed viciously into Wu Wang’s face, sending his head into the wall after the rest of his body.
He had a strong suspicion this was her revenge for him messing with her the day before.
Wu Wang’s indignant shout echoed in the room as he disappeared.
“This isn’t a damn Back Kitchen!”
“This is the freaking Backrooms!”
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- Chapter 245 - Welfare Home or Zoo?
- Chapter 244 - A Strange Encounter in the Calamity Lair
- Chapter 243 - The Judicial Divine Beast, A Universally Acknowledged Good Person
- Chapter 242 - A Life I Hope Can Last Forever
- Chapter 241 - Hidden Reward, Scarce Title
- Chapter 240 - Clue to a Legendary Item
- Chapter 239 - Soul of Desire
- Chapter 238 - Big Boss, Do You Need Me to Job
- Chapter 237 - Just Do Good Deeds, and Don't Ask About What Lies Ahead
- Chapter 236 - Don't Worry, More Than Half the World Is Being Buried with You
- Chapter 235 - Sorry, You Can't Save Anything
- Chapter 234 - That Night, The Moonlight Was So Beautiful
- Chapter 233 - The Real Instance BOSS is Here!
- Chapter 232 - You Are the Opera God
- Chapter 231 - The Overlord's Death, Wu Wang's Plan
- Chapter 230 - Ambushed from All Sides, a Desperate End at Gaixia
- Chapter 229 - Farewell My Concubine
- Chapter 228 - Seized and Instantly Refined
- Chapter 227 - Phantom of the Opera, Ghost of the Opera
- Chapter 226 - Each Harboring Ulterior Motives, the Book
- Chapter 225 - The Doubts Remain, the Yi Garden is Shrouded in Fog
- Chapter 224 - This World Is Just That Cruel
- Chapter 223 - A Complete Reversal! Yin and Yang Inverted!
- Chapter 222 - The Person in the Well, The Soul in the Eye
- Chapter 221 - Hundred Ghosts Night Parade! The Living, Keep Out!
- Chapter 220 - Lord Guan's Great Battle against Chi You
- Chapter 219 - You Want to Dance, Too?
- Chapter 218 - Living Effigy Sacrifice
- Chapter 217 - Walk the Nuo Opera, a Sacrifice for Gods and Ghosts!
- Chapter 216 - Taboos of the Stage
- Chapter 215 - Death Follows Close Behind
- Chapter 214 - Human Refining Mutiny, Tree of Sighs!
- Chapter 213 - That Night, Everything Changed
- Chapter 212 - The Troupe Leader of the Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 211 - The Corpse is Speaking
- Chapter 210 - Information and the Opera God Tower
- Chapter 209 - This Power Does Not Belong to You!
- Chapter 208 - Ah Dou Fights Zhao Zilong at Changbanpo!
- Chapter 207 - Where Did Pending Death Go? He's in the Opera!
- Chapter 206 - The Prince's Might, Invincible and Unstoppable!
- Chapter 205 - The Quest Objective is Survival
- Chapter 204 - Who Said This Prince Is No Good? This Prince Is Great!
- Chapter 203 - Shen Bao, The Taste is Superb!
- Chapter 202 - Just a Life? Here, You Can Have It!
- Chapter 201 - Five
- Chapter 200 - The Real and Fake Troupe Leaders, Back From the Dead
- Chapter 199 - The Strange, Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 198 - A Night of Terror at the Opera House
- Chapter 197 - Mental Contamination? What's That?
- Chapter 196 - A Surprise in the Puppet Show
- Chapter 195 - Opera God's Righteous Garden
- Chapter 194 - The Secret of the Troupe Master and the Chou
- Chapter 193 - I'm The Joker with the Heavenly Eye
- Chapter 192 - Prince, you don't look so well?
- Chapter 191 - The same old formula, the same old flavor
- Chapter 190 - Anecdotes of the Pear Garden! The Abyss God Again!
- Chapter 189 - You Like Possessing People? Come Clash with the Abyss God!
- Chapter 188 - The Fortune
- Chapter 187 - The Pen Immortal, House Guardian Extraordinaire
- Chapter 186 - The Curse of Fate Is Yours Now
- Chapter 185 - The Demise of Zhuge
- Chapter 184 - Fate is a Predestined End, So Isn't Death a Release?
- Chapter 183 - The Girl Who Spent Her Entire Life Trying to Escape Fear
- Chapter 182 - Pluto Research Institute
- Chapter 181 - The Duel Field
- Chapter 180 - Zhuge Yue's Power Is Beyond Your Imagination!
- Chapter 179 - Wan Shitong Was Going to Have Her Fill of Lessons
- Chapter 178 - Don't Worry, This Isn't the Only Loss You'll Be Taking
- Chapter 177 - My Strength Comes From Your Imagination!
- Chapter 176 - The Biggest Scam in Spirit Calamity History
- Chapter 175 - You Think My Costume is Just for Being Weird?
- Chapter 174 - The Mysterious Diviner Witch
- Chapter 173 - Mechanism Modification for a Legendary Item
- Chapter 172 - A Street Stall Business is Still a Commercial Job!
- Chapter 171 - I Never Said I Was From the Abnormal Affairs Bureau, Did I?
- Chapter 170 - So, Not Off Means On?
- Chapter 169 - The 【Legendary】 Item Hanging in Plain Sight!
- Chapter 168 - I Was Born for This!
- Chapter 167 - What is God
- Chapter 166 - A Deceptive Deal and the Evolution of Cloud
- Chapter 165 - I Feel Like I've Seen This Sales Method Somewhere Before?
- Chapter 164 - The Abyss God's Flavor is Strong! No Need for More Salt!
- Chapter 163 - Where the Hell Did It Send Me Back To?
- Chapter 162 - Did I Just Break the Instance Again?
- Chapter 161 - Hey! I've Got an Inside Scoop!
- Chapter 160 - A Warning to All Players Against Contract Fraud!
- Chapter 159 - Church Shelter
- Chapter 158 - The Mantis Stalks the Cicada, Unaware of The Oriole Behind!
- Chapter 157 - Threatening a Balance? I Don't Take Threats!
- Chapter 156 - The Seed Scramble, The Mastermind Behind the Scenes!
- Chapter 155 - Seal Broken, Superpowers Return!
- Chapter 154 - Slaughter? Or Salvation?
- Chapter 153 - Isn't Hope Also a Form of Despair?
- Chapter 152 - A Man's Knees Are Precious as Gold, It's Time to Cash In!
- Chapter 151 - A Strategic Cooperation to Clear the Area!
- Chapter 150 - The Source of the Twisted Resentful Spirits
- Chapter 149 - Open Up! Free Trade!
- Chapter 148 - The Bizarrely Righteous Mr. Xiezhi
- Chapter 147 - The Relic Scramble Begins!
- Chapter 146 - Pending Death Logs Off, Shuangying Takes the Stage!
- Chapter 145 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved!
- Chapter 144 - This Mountain is Mine, These Trees I Planted!
- Chapter 143 - Are You Interested in Becoming an Auctioneer?
- Chapter 142 - The Clown's Red Nose and Its Set
- Chapter 141 - And He Even Has to Thank Me!
- Chapter 140 - Extortion and a Sucker
- Chapter 139 - Not Even Jesus Can Save You! I Said So!
- Chapter 138 - The Origin of the Twisted and the Contaminated Relics
- Chapter 137 - Awakening! Guess Who I Am?
- Chapter 136 - The Loser Bites the Dust! The Winner Bites the Dust, Too!
- Chapter 135 - The Treasure
- Chapter 134 - Have You Heard of the One Piece?
- Chapter 133 - A Bizarre Way to Cross a Hundred Years
- Chapter 132 - The Twisted, Don't Turn Around, I'm Suffering
- Chapter 131 - The Entire Town of Heretics!
- Chapter 130 - Let Us Sail to the Sea of Desire!
- Chapter 129 - The Mary Cruise Ship Reappears!
- Chapter 128 - I’m Going to Poach Your Believers!
- Chapter 127 - Isn't This a Form of NTR?
- Chapter 126 - Are You Sure You’re Not Some Kind of Devil?
- Chapter 125 - Groundhog Day
- Chapter 124 - Suffering Exists in Every Present Moment
- Chapter 123 - The Nun's Ultimate Suffering
- Chapter 122 - Who in the World Is He?
- Chapter 121 - The Simple and Honest Aiguyi
- Chapter 120 - Only Through Suffering Can One Walk This Place
- Chapter 119 - Polite Knocking
- Chapter 118 - I'm a Professional Forensic Examiner
- Chapter 117 - Suffering is the Key!
- Chapter 116 - God Said, All Are Equal!
- Chapter 115 - Haunted by a Vicious Ghost, the Instance Begins!
- Chapter 114 - You Mean You Want Me to Kill Myself?
- Chapter 113 - I Have Already Grasped the Future!
- Chapter 112 - A Spy Among Spies Among Spies
- Chapter 111 - Relic Scramble
- Chapter 110 - The Calamity Cult, Enemies on a Narrow Road!
- Chapter 109 - I’d Like to Keep a Low Profile, But My Strength Won’t Allow It!
- Chapter 108 - Spirit Calamity Plaza!
- Chapter 107 - I Want to Dig Open Your Brain and Have a Look
- Chapter 106 - The Jinx, Zhuge Yue
- Chapter 105 - I Seem to Have Brought Back Something Extraordinary
- Chapter 104 - The Black
- Chapter 103 - Abyss God! You're Not Actually a God, Are You?
- Chapter 102 - I Told an Angel a Hell Joke
- Chapter 101 - These Damned Angels Are Making My Sanity Spin
- Chapter 100 - The Masquerade Ball's Final Funeral!
- Chapter 99 - Bloody Mary's Awakening of Freedom
- Chapter 98 - Fifth Night's Scarlet Dance!
- Chapter 97 - You’d Better Be Able to Actually Kill Me
- Chapter 96 - The Tragicomic Joker
- Chapter 95 - The Wise One's Unexpected Delight
- Chapter 94 - Flawless Calculations
- Chapter 93 - The Essence of Humanity is Seeking Fun
- Chapter 92 - Mr. William, I Want to Bet My Life Against Yours!
- Chapter 91 - Today's Warrior! It's All About Guts!
- Chapter 90 - I Need a Warrior Who Is Willing to Die
- Chapter 89 - William's Hongmen Banquet Invitation!
- Chapter 88 - Decade, You Seem a Bit Too Extreme
- Chapter 87 - The Mary Resurrection Ritual!
- Chapter 86 - Xiaochuan Does Bad Things, Karmic Retribution Comes Around!
- Chapter 85 - Excuse Me, Was the Corpse You Mentioned… Me?
- Chapter 84 - I Am The Sinner!
- Chapter 83 - La Traviata
- Chapter 82 - She Flees, He Pursues, She Has No Escape
- Chapter 81 - Apocalypse of Gambling!
- Chapter 80 - O Captain, My Captain!
- Chapter 79 - Werewolf on the Cruise Ship
- Chapter 78 - There's a Traitor Among Us!
- Chapter 77 - Mary of the Back Kitchen
- Chapter 76 - The Back Kitchen? This is the Backrooms!
- Chapter 75 - Mary's Special Attention
- Chapter 74 - The Dance of Ultimate Bliss!
- Chapter 73 - Dangers Lurk Everywhere, the Ball is Nigh!
- Chapter 72 - The First Unlucky Victim Appears
- Chapter 71 - You've Startled Mary!
- Chapter 70 - It's You Who Are Treading on Thin Ice, Not Me
- Chapter 69 - Who Says This Isn't a Mask?
- Chapter 68 - The Masquerade Ball
- Chapter 67 - Clue to a Nightmare
- Chapter 66 - Talk Therapy Has Met Its Match! So Terrifying!
- Chapter 65 - Spirit Calamity Game Special Strategic Partner
- Chapter 64 - Abyss God! I Bet Your Gun Has No Bullets!
- Chapter 63 - My Name is Wu Wang, and I'm About to Start Lying!
- Chapter 62 - That Was No Accident!
- Chapter 61 - Countering is Supreme! Methods Like a God!
- Chapter 60 - Unfathomable Methods, Truly a Master!
- Chapter 59 - You Can Tell He's Terrifyingly Strong Just From His Stance
- Chapter 58 - His Way of Showing Off Reminds Me of a Friend
- Chapter 57 - Fear Monger? I'm a Respectable Family Man!
- Chapter 56 - If the Opponent is a God, It Will Be a Bit Tricky
- Chapter 55 - I Now Really Have a Sword Called Xiaochuan
- Chapter 54 - The True Meaning of Social Phobia Is Making Society Phobic
- Chapter 53 - Hacking? This Is All My Own Effort and Sweat!
- Chapter 52 - Instance Rewards and Skill Evolution Conditions
- Chapter 51 - What is the Chronicle of the Desolate Village? First, It Must Be a Desolate Village.
- Chapter 50 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved
- Chapter 49 - I’m Looking for a Red Tentacle Thief. Do You Know Him?
- Chapter 48 - Thanks for the Offer, but I Don’t Top Up Q Coins
- Chapter 47 - The Best Sacrifice is the Undying!
- Chapter 46 - I Feel He’s Not Even a Fraction of the Abyss God
- Chapter 45 - The Saintess's Entrustment
- Chapter 44 - Zero
- Chapter 43 - Just a Saintess’s Task
- Chapter 42 - What is a Yin Fate? The Mystery of the Saintess
- Chapter 41 - Make a Deal? The Name Is desire
- Chapter 40 - Old Geezer! Your Stand
- Chapter 39 - Contaminated Nightmare
- Chapter 38 - Let the Feast Begin! So It Was You, You Bastard!
- Chapter 37 - Oh Crap, I'm the Sacrifice?
- Chapter 36 - The Village Chief's Secret
- Chapter 35 - There's Something Unclean in the Village!
- Chapter 34 - The Name's Zhang Sanfeng, What Can I Do for You?
- Chapter 33 - Solo Instance! Chronicle of the Desolate Village!
- Chapter 32 - Abnormal Activity in the Abyss, an Announcement Arrives
- Chapter 31 - What Kind of Medicine Did You Think I Was Selling in My Gourd?
- Chapter 30 - A Lottery Draw? More Like a Mugging!
- Chapter 29 - Pending Death is the Best Teammate I've Ever Met!
- Chapter 28 - The Dragon Slayer Finally Becomes the Dragon
- Chapter 27 - I Am the Abyss God's Nemesis! The Bug
- Chapter 26 - Door God? Abyss God!
- Chapter 25 - What to Do If You Run Into a Ghost? Run It Over!
- Chapter 24 - Corpse
- Chapter 23 - Am I Crazy? No, The World Is Crazy
- Chapter 22 - Entering the Art Building by Night
- Chapter 21 - So the Trap Was Waiting for Me Here, Huh?
- Chapter 20 - You Look Pretty Happy, Huh? Let Me Cure You of That!
- Chapter 19 - Pending Death, Are You Human or Ghost?
- Chapter 18 - Gao Shan Ghost School
- Chapter 17 - Teacher, You Wouldn't Want the Principal to Find Out, Would You?
- Chapter 16 - What the Hell!
- Chapter 15 - The Ghost Story Is Right Here Among Us
- Chapter 14 - Do You Understand What Absolute Defense Is?
- Chapter 13 - Little Black Room? Garbage Dump!
- Chapter 12 - To Learn Without Thinking Is to Die
- Chapter 11 - How Is My Mission Different from Yours?
- Chapter 10 - Heading to Gao Shan High School
- Chapter 9 - I'm a Farmer, This is a Beet!
- Chapter 8 - Abyss God! Activate!
- Chapter 7 - Excellent, an Evil God Has Its Eyes on Me
- Chapter 6 - The Most Insane Accusation!
- Chapter 5 - The Death Rule Only I Can Crack!
- Chapter 4 - The Monster Who Ignores the Death Rule
- Chapter 3 - A Crooked Body Fears No Proper Shadow!
- Chapter 2 - The Undying Youth's Mental State is Stable
- Chapter 1 - The Uncatchable Murderer