Chapter 109 - I’d Like to Keep a Low Profile, But My Strength Won’t Allow It!
Chapter 109 - I’d Like to Keep a Low Profile, But My Strength Won’t Allow It!
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【Accept Invitation】
【Do Not Create a Conference Room for Now】
Wu Wang made his decision without a moment’s hesitation.
He’d actually noticed the 【Conference Room】 option appear on his panel when he hit Level 10, but he’d been with Zhuge Yue ever since and hadn’t found the time to investigate.
Now that she was offering a tour, he wasn’t about to pass up the opportunity.
After all, no matter how much of a psycho this woman was, she was still a powerful Spirit Calamity Player. Her level was definitely far beyond his own.
Just as he’d sought out Baili Dao to learn about Instances, having a guide was always a good thing.
Swoosh!
Wu Wang’s vision went black.
When he opened his eyes again, he found himself in a luxuriously decorated courtyard enclosed by six houses, each with a different exterior design.
Creeak.
Zhuge Yue walked out from a door that looked like it belonged to a haunted house.
She began to explain, “After entering the Spirit Calamity Plaza, you can create your own conference room.”
“Of course, it won’t look this nice at the beginning. All decorations have to be bought from the shop with Calamity Coins.”
She paused. “Hmm, wait a minute… I remember who you are now!”
Zhuge Yue suddenly recalled where she’d seen the ID 【Pending Death】. It was on the shop’s notification board not long ago! He was the first person in the entire game to successfully haggle with the electronic shopkeeper.
“Well, little handsome guy, it seems your secrets are piling up.”
She narrowed her eyes, her gaze as sharp as a predator that had just locked onto its prey.
A chill ran down Wu Wang’s back.
Crap, I forgot about that!
His ID, “Pending Death,” could hardly be considered obscure anymore. After all, his successful haggling had resulted in a server-wide announcement.
Barring any surprises, Wu Wang was likely the only person in the entire game with a permanent 10% discount at the shop. There were already several posts on the app discussing just how 【Pending Death】 had managed it.
“It’s fine,” Zhuge Yue said with a lighthearted smile. “I said I’d uncover your secrets myself, so I won’t resort to coercing you with force again.”
To her, this was just a minor interlude. It wasn’t like she was short on Calamity Coins.
“Let’s get back to the conference room and the Spirit Calamity Plaza.”
With that, Zhuge Yue pointed to a building that looked like a factory warehouse.
“That’s the ‘rear warehouse’ that comes with the conference room. It’s used to store items and equipment that don’t fit in your backpack.”
Realization dawned on Wu Wang’s face.
He knew the 【Backpack】 had limited capacity, which was why he had to carefully select his gear for every Instance. Otherwise, he would have moved an entire arsenal in long ago.
He’d never understood where high-level players stored all their accumulated loot. So this was the answer, a 【Rear Warehouse】 in the 【Conference Room】 that unlocked at Level 10.
“Besides the rear warehouse, the conference room’s main function is a place to trade with friends or just shoot the breeze,” Zhuge Yue said, waving a hand.
Two bags of chips appeared in her grasp. After handing one to Wu Wang, she walked to the front of the courtyard.
She stood before a virtual gate of projected blue light and knocked on it.
“Every conference room has one of these blue screen gates. Walking through it takes you to the Spirit Calamity Plaza.”
With that, she lifted her leg, ready to step through.
Wu Wang stopped her.
“Wait, what’s with all these houses?”
Hearing this, Zhuge Yue raised an eyebrow and smiled.
“Oh, that’s because my other sisters and I have different tastes,” she said. “So we each built our own house.”
“The haunted house from just now is mine. If one of my other personalities enters the conference room, they’ll appear in their own rooms.”
Wu Wang was speechless.
He had just checked the shop. Creating another house in the conference room cost 100,000 Calamity Coins. The decorations for the courtyard probably weren’t cheap, either.
Goddammit! A Nightmare-level Instance only rewards a few thousand Calamity Coins!
Is she filthy rich, or just bored out of her mind?
“Let’s go. I’ll take you to the Spirit Calamity Plaza to see the world,” Zhuge Yue said, grabbing Wu Wang’s wrist.
With a strength he couldn’t possibly break free from, she dragged him through the blue screen gate.
Ding!
A system notification sounded.
【Connecting you to the Spirit Calamity Plaza】
【The Spirit Calamity Plaza is a large public area. To avoid disputes and conflicts arising from regional language and cultural differences, the system has automatically equipped you with a translator.】
【Friendly Reminder: Please refrain from any acts of violence in the plaza. Violators will be punished with compulsory measures in accordance with the “Regional Management Regulations”.】
When the notification ended and the light returned, Wu Wang was completely stunned.
Bustling crowds moved endlessly. People of all skin colors mingled in a plaza so vast its borders couldn’t be seen. Countless skyscrapers projected a dazzling array of neon lights. The din in his ears almost made him think he had arrived in some major international metropolis.
But the advertisements on the skyscrapers reassured him this wasn’t a real place, with slogans like “Limb modification, just 998 for a pop,” “Instance bodyguards, satisfaction guaranteed,” and “Forget the daily store, come check out the black market.”
He had assumed the so-called 【Spirit Calamity Plaza】 would be like the central squares in online games, a place where players showed off their cool mounts and fashion with awesome titles floating under their feet. That was what a game plaza should be.
This place, however, was filled with modern architecture. Coupled with vehicles that could fly through the sky and burrow through the ground, it felt different.
Wu Wang even saw a maglev train fly directly from the ground up to the height of the twentieth or thirtieth floor!
Who would have thought this place would be so cyberpunk?!
Whoosh!
A flashy motorcycle came roaring over. Completely ignoring the panicked players scrambling to get out of its way, it came to a hard stop right in front of Wu Wang.
His mouth twitched as he watched the woman on the motorcycle. She wasn’t even wearing a helmet, and the ID 【Zhuge Yue】 floated above her head.
She shouted at him, her voice cloyingly cutesy and dripping with insincerity.
“Little handsome guy~ Didn’t you say you wanted to take me home to play?”
The way the people around them looked at Wu Wang grew increasingly odd.
Just as Zhuge Yue had said before, you’d be hard-pressed to find a Spirit Calamity Player who didn’t know who she was. Seeing her motorcycle approach, everyone had dodged out of the way without even thinking of confronting her. Arguing with her was just asking for bad luck.
Now, their gazes, filled with a mixture of pity and morbid curiosity, were fixed on Wu Wang. They mourned for this player who had been targeted by Zhuge Yue.
Bro, you’re so screwed!
Zhuge Yue whispered, “I studied psychology, you know. I know exactly how to embarrass someone.”
“How about you tell me one of your secrets, and I’ll stop teasing you in public?”
Unexpectedly, a crazed smile slowly spread across Wu Wang’s face.
He plopped himself down on the back seat.
Then, in a voice of feigned shock, he shouted, “What? A thousand for one go? And that doesn’t even get me the whole night?”
At this, the expressions of the other players instantly changed. They looked at Zhuge Yue with a hint of fear. Of course, they knew it was fake.
But they couldn’t help but feel a sense of solemn respect for this guy with the ID 【Pending Death】.
Awesome, bro! You’re the first person to dare tell a dirty joke to Zhuge Yue in public.
This dude really isn’t afraid of death! Hope someone tends to your grave next year.
Wu Wang leaned in and whispered in her ear, “Embarrassing, isn’t it? I studied politics. I know exactly how to ruin someone.”
He added in a sickly sweet tone, “Oh wait~ your reputation is already in the gutter, isn’t it?”
Faced with a cutesy, insincere voice even more cloying than her own, Zhuge Yue’s face darkened. She had actually been bested at her own teasing game!
Without another word, she twisted the throttle. With a roar of the motorcycle’s engine, the two of them shot forward, their figures instantly blurring into an afterimage. Clearly, this motorcycle was no ordinary machine.
The players on the roadside just stared at each other, completely dumbfounded.
Hold on, did Zhuge Yue really just take him with her?
Holy shit! That psycho took a loss and didn’t even retaliate?
Normally, shouldn’t she have immediately logged out to dox him offline? Did the sun rise from the west today?
In their astonishment, someone had already braved death to post on the app.
【Shocking! The Untold Story of Zhuge Yue and Pending Death!】
Among the gossiping crowd, one person remained frozen in place.
Pending Death… Isn’t that the rookie Baili Dao recommended? He’s friends with Zhuge Yue?
That psycho has friends?
Then maybe I can use him to sound her out… to find out what she’s really planning in Mingyang City.
The person furiously brainstorming was none other than 【Xiezhi】.
He had been on his way to the plaza’s black market to see if there were any suitable items he could buy to trade with 【Yan Shuangying】. But he never expected that the moment he logged in, he would witness a scene that made his brain short-circuit.
“Log out! Log out!”
“Baili Dao, get to my office, now!”
“I’m suddenly very interested in that rookie you mentioned!”
“We have to find a way to win him over!”
Chapters
- Chapter 246 - This Is a Loving Big Family
- Chapter 245 - Welfare Home or Zoo?
- Chapter 244 - A Strange Encounter in the Calamity Lair
- Chapter 243 - The Judicial Divine Beast, A Universally Acknowledged Good Person
- Chapter 242 - A Life I Hope Can Last Forever
- Chapter 241 - Hidden Reward, Scarce Title
- Chapter 240 - Clue to a Legendary Item
- Chapter 239 - Soul of Desire
- Chapter 238 - Big Boss, Do You Need Me to Job
- Chapter 237 - Just Do Good Deeds, and Don't Ask About What Lies Ahead
- Chapter 236 - Don't Worry, More Than Half the World Is Being Buried with You
- Chapter 235 - Sorry, You Can't Save Anything
- Chapter 234 - That Night, The Moonlight Was So Beautiful
- Chapter 233 - The Real Instance BOSS is Here!
- Chapter 232 - You Are the Opera God
- Chapter 231 - The Overlord's Death, Wu Wang's Plan
- Chapter 230 - Ambushed from All Sides, a Desperate End at Gaixia
- Chapter 229 - Farewell My Concubine
- Chapter 228 - Seized and Instantly Refined
- Chapter 227 - Phantom of the Opera, Ghost of the Opera
- Chapter 226 - Each Harboring Ulterior Motives, the Book
- Chapter 225 - The Doubts Remain, the Yi Garden is Shrouded in Fog
- Chapter 224 - This World Is Just That Cruel
- Chapter 223 - A Complete Reversal! Yin and Yang Inverted!
- Chapter 222 - The Person in the Well, The Soul in the Eye
- Chapter 221 - Hundred Ghosts Night Parade! The Living, Keep Out!
- Chapter 220 - Lord Guan's Great Battle against Chi You
- Chapter 219 - You Want to Dance, Too?
- Chapter 218 - Living Effigy Sacrifice
- Chapter 217 - Walk the Nuo Opera, a Sacrifice for Gods and Ghosts!
- Chapter 216 - Taboos of the Stage
- Chapter 215 - Death Follows Close Behind
- Chapter 214 - Human Refining Mutiny, Tree of Sighs!
- Chapter 213 - That Night, Everything Changed
- Chapter 212 - The Troupe Leader of the Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 211 - The Corpse is Speaking
- Chapter 210 - Information and the Opera God Tower
- Chapter 209 - This Power Does Not Belong to You!
- Chapter 208 - Ah Dou Fights Zhao Zilong at Changbanpo!
- Chapter 207 - Where Did Pending Death Go? He's in the Opera!
- Chapter 206 - The Prince's Might, Invincible and Unstoppable!
- Chapter 205 - The Quest Objective is Survival
- Chapter 204 - Who Said This Prince Is No Good? This Prince Is Great!
- Chapter 203 - Shen Bao, The Taste is Superb!
- Chapter 202 - Just a Life? Here, You Can Have It!
- Chapter 201 - Five
- Chapter 200 - The Real and Fake Troupe Leaders, Back From the Dead
- Chapter 199 - The Strange, Dilapidated Opera Building
- Chapter 198 - A Night of Terror at the Opera House
- Chapter 197 - Mental Contamination? What's That?
- Chapter 196 - A Surprise in the Puppet Show
- Chapter 195 - Opera God's Righteous Garden
- Chapter 194 - The Secret of the Troupe Master and the Chou
- Chapter 193 - I'm The Joker with the Heavenly Eye
- Chapter 192 - Prince, you don't look so well?
- Chapter 191 - The same old formula, the same old flavor
- Chapter 190 - Anecdotes of the Pear Garden! The Abyss God Again!
- Chapter 189 - You Like Possessing People? Come Clash with the Abyss God!
- Chapter 188 - The Fortune
- Chapter 187 - The Pen Immortal, House Guardian Extraordinaire
- Chapter 186 - The Curse of Fate Is Yours Now
- Chapter 185 - The Demise of Zhuge
- Chapter 184 - Fate is a Predestined End, So Isn't Death a Release?
- Chapter 183 - The Girl Who Spent Her Entire Life Trying to Escape Fear
- Chapter 182 - Pluto Research Institute
- Chapter 181 - The Duel Field
- Chapter 180 - Zhuge Yue's Power Is Beyond Your Imagination!
- Chapter 179 - Wan Shitong Was Going to Have Her Fill of Lessons
- Chapter 178 - Don't Worry, This Isn't the Only Loss You'll Be Taking
- Chapter 177 - My Strength Comes From Your Imagination!
- Chapter 176 - The Biggest Scam in Spirit Calamity History
- Chapter 175 - You Think My Costume is Just for Being Weird?
- Chapter 174 - The Mysterious Diviner Witch
- Chapter 173 - Mechanism Modification for a Legendary Item
- Chapter 172 - A Street Stall Business is Still a Commercial Job!
- Chapter 171 - I Never Said I Was From the Abnormal Affairs Bureau, Did I?
- Chapter 170 - So, Not Off Means On?
- Chapter 169 - The 【Legendary】 Item Hanging in Plain Sight!
- Chapter 168 - I Was Born for This!
- Chapter 167 - What is God
- Chapter 166 - A Deceptive Deal and the Evolution of Cloud
- Chapter 165 - I Feel Like I've Seen This Sales Method Somewhere Before?
- Chapter 164 - The Abyss God's Flavor is Strong! No Need for More Salt!
- Chapter 163 - Where the Hell Did It Send Me Back To?
- Chapter 162 - Did I Just Break the Instance Again?
- Chapter 161 - Hey! I've Got an Inside Scoop!
- Chapter 160 - A Warning to All Players Against Contract Fraud!
- Chapter 159 - Church Shelter
- Chapter 158 - The Mantis Stalks the Cicada, Unaware of The Oriole Behind!
- Chapter 157 - Threatening a Balance? I Don't Take Threats!
- Chapter 156 - The Seed Scramble, The Mastermind Behind the Scenes!
- Chapter 155 - Seal Broken, Superpowers Return!
- Chapter 154 - Slaughter? Or Salvation?
- Chapter 153 - Isn't Hope Also a Form of Despair?
- Chapter 152 - A Man's Knees Are Precious as Gold, It's Time to Cash In!
- Chapter 151 - A Strategic Cooperation to Clear the Area!
- Chapter 150 - The Source of the Twisted Resentful Spirits
- Chapter 149 - Open Up! Free Trade!
- Chapter 148 - The Bizarrely Righteous Mr. Xiezhi
- Chapter 147 - The Relic Scramble Begins!
- Chapter 146 - Pending Death Logs Off, Shuangying Takes the Stage!
- Chapter 145 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved!
- Chapter 144 - This Mountain is Mine, These Trees I Planted!
- Chapter 143 - Are You Interested in Becoming an Auctioneer?
- Chapter 142 - The Clown's Red Nose and Its Set
- Chapter 141 - And He Even Has to Thank Me!
- Chapter 140 - Extortion and a Sucker
- Chapter 139 - Not Even Jesus Can Save You! I Said So!
- Chapter 138 - The Origin of the Twisted and the Contaminated Relics
- Chapter 137 - Awakening! Guess Who I Am?
- Chapter 136 - The Loser Bites the Dust! The Winner Bites the Dust, Too!
- Chapter 135 - The Treasure
- Chapter 134 - Have You Heard of the One Piece?
- Chapter 133 - A Bizarre Way to Cross a Hundred Years
- Chapter 132 - The Twisted, Don't Turn Around, I'm Suffering
- Chapter 131 - The Entire Town of Heretics!
- Chapter 130 - Let Us Sail to the Sea of Desire!
- Chapter 129 - The Mary Cruise Ship Reappears!
- Chapter 128 - I’m Going to Poach Your Believers!
- Chapter 127 - Isn't This a Form of NTR?
- Chapter 126 - Are You Sure You’re Not Some Kind of Devil?
- Chapter 125 - Groundhog Day
- Chapter 124 - Suffering Exists in Every Present Moment
- Chapter 123 - The Nun's Ultimate Suffering
- Chapter 122 - Who in the World Is He?
- Chapter 121 - The Simple and Honest Aiguyi
- Chapter 120 - Only Through Suffering Can One Walk This Place
- Chapter 119 - Polite Knocking
- Chapter 118 - I'm a Professional Forensic Examiner
- Chapter 117 - Suffering is the Key!
- Chapter 116 - God Said, All Are Equal!
- Chapter 115 - Haunted by a Vicious Ghost, the Instance Begins!
- Chapter 114 - You Mean You Want Me to Kill Myself?
- Chapter 113 - I Have Already Grasped the Future!
- Chapter 112 - A Spy Among Spies Among Spies
- Chapter 111 - Relic Scramble
- Chapter 110 - The Calamity Cult, Enemies on a Narrow Road!
- Chapter 109 - I’d Like to Keep a Low Profile, But My Strength Won’t Allow It!
- Chapter 108 - Spirit Calamity Plaza!
- Chapter 107 - I Want to Dig Open Your Brain and Have a Look
- Chapter 106 - The Jinx, Zhuge Yue
- Chapter 105 - I Seem to Have Brought Back Something Extraordinary
- Chapter 104 - The Black
- Chapter 103 - Abyss God! You're Not Actually a God, Are You?
- Chapter 102 - I Told an Angel a Hell Joke
- Chapter 101 - These Damned Angels Are Making My Sanity Spin
- Chapter 100 - The Masquerade Ball's Final Funeral!
- Chapter 99 - Bloody Mary's Awakening of Freedom
- Chapter 98 - Fifth Night's Scarlet Dance!
- Chapter 97 - You’d Better Be Able to Actually Kill Me
- Chapter 96 - The Tragicomic Joker
- Chapter 95 - The Wise One's Unexpected Delight
- Chapter 94 - Flawless Calculations
- Chapter 93 - The Essence of Humanity is Seeking Fun
- Chapter 92 - Mr. William, I Want to Bet My Life Against Yours!
- Chapter 91 - Today's Warrior! It's All About Guts!
- Chapter 90 - I Need a Warrior Who Is Willing to Die
- Chapter 89 - William's Hongmen Banquet Invitation!
- Chapter 88 - Decade, You Seem a Bit Too Extreme
- Chapter 87 - The Mary Resurrection Ritual!
- Chapter 86 - Xiaochuan Does Bad Things, Karmic Retribution Comes Around!
- Chapter 85 - Excuse Me, Was the Corpse You Mentioned… Me?
- Chapter 84 - I Am The Sinner!
- Chapter 83 - La Traviata
- Chapter 82 - She Flees, He Pursues, She Has No Escape
- Chapter 81 - Apocalypse of Gambling!
- Chapter 80 - O Captain, My Captain!
- Chapter 79 - Werewolf on the Cruise Ship
- Chapter 78 - There's a Traitor Among Us!
- Chapter 77 - Mary of the Back Kitchen
- Chapter 76 - The Back Kitchen? This is the Backrooms!
- Chapter 75 - Mary's Special Attention
- Chapter 74 - The Dance of Ultimate Bliss!
- Chapter 73 - Dangers Lurk Everywhere, the Ball is Nigh!
- Chapter 72 - The First Unlucky Victim Appears
- Chapter 71 - You've Startled Mary!
- Chapter 70 - It's You Who Are Treading on Thin Ice, Not Me
- Chapter 69 - Who Says This Isn't a Mask?
- Chapter 68 - The Masquerade Ball
- Chapter 67 - Clue to a Nightmare
- Chapter 66 - Talk Therapy Has Met Its Match! So Terrifying!
- Chapter 65 - Spirit Calamity Game Special Strategic Partner
- Chapter 64 - Abyss God! I Bet Your Gun Has No Bullets!
- Chapter 63 - My Name is Wu Wang, and I'm About to Start Lying!
- Chapter 62 - That Was No Accident!
- Chapter 61 - Countering is Supreme! Methods Like a God!
- Chapter 60 - Unfathomable Methods, Truly a Master!
- Chapter 59 - You Can Tell He's Terrifyingly Strong Just From His Stance
- Chapter 58 - His Way of Showing Off Reminds Me of a Friend
- Chapter 57 - Fear Monger? I'm a Respectable Family Man!
- Chapter 56 - If the Opponent is a God, It Will Be a Bit Tricky
- Chapter 55 - I Now Really Have a Sword Called Xiaochuan
- Chapter 54 - The True Meaning of Social Phobia Is Making Society Phobic
- Chapter 53 - Hacking? This Is All My Own Effort and Sweat!
- Chapter 52 - Instance Rewards and Skill Evolution Conditions
- Chapter 51 - What is the Chronicle of the Desolate Village? First, It Must Be a Desolate Village.
- Chapter 50 - A World Where No One Gets Hurt is Achieved
- Chapter 49 - I’m Looking for a Red Tentacle Thief. Do You Know Him?
- Chapter 48 - Thanks for the Offer, but I Don’t Top Up Q Coins
- Chapter 47 - The Best Sacrifice is the Undying!
- Chapter 46 - I Feel He’s Not Even a Fraction of the Abyss God
- Chapter 45 - The Saintess's Entrustment
- Chapter 44 - Zero
- Chapter 43 - Just a Saintess’s Task
- Chapter 42 - What is a Yin Fate? The Mystery of the Saintess
- Chapter 41 - Make a Deal? The Name Is desire
- Chapter 40 - Old Geezer! Your Stand
- Chapter 39 - Contaminated Nightmare
- Chapter 38 - Let the Feast Begin! So It Was You, You Bastard!
- Chapter 37 - Oh Crap, I'm the Sacrifice?
- Chapter 36 - The Village Chief's Secret
- Chapter 35 - There's Something Unclean in the Village!
- Chapter 34 - The Name's Zhang Sanfeng, What Can I Do for You?
- Chapter 33 - Solo Instance! Chronicle of the Desolate Village!
- Chapter 32 - Abnormal Activity in the Abyss, an Announcement Arrives
- Chapter 31 - What Kind of Medicine Did You Think I Was Selling in My Gourd?
- Chapter 30 - A Lottery Draw? More Like a Mugging!
- Chapter 29 - Pending Death is the Best Teammate I've Ever Met!
- Chapter 28 - The Dragon Slayer Finally Becomes the Dragon
- Chapter 27 - I Am the Abyss God's Nemesis! The Bug
- Chapter 26 - Door God? Abyss God!
- Chapter 25 - What to Do If You Run Into a Ghost? Run It Over!
- Chapter 24 - Corpse
- Chapter 23 - Am I Crazy? No, The World Is Crazy
- Chapter 22 - Entering the Art Building by Night
- Chapter 21 - So the Trap Was Waiting for Me Here, Huh?
- Chapter 20 - You Look Pretty Happy, Huh? Let Me Cure You of That!
- Chapter 19 - Pending Death, Are You Human or Ghost?
- Chapter 18 - Gao Shan Ghost School
- Chapter 17 - Teacher, You Wouldn't Want the Principal to Find Out, Would You?
- Chapter 16 - What the Hell!
- Chapter 15 - The Ghost Story Is Right Here Among Us
- Chapter 14 - Do You Understand What Absolute Defense Is?
- Chapter 13 - Little Black Room? Garbage Dump!
- Chapter 12 - To Learn Without Thinking Is to Die
- Chapter 11 - How Is My Mission Different from Yours?
- Chapter 10 - Heading to Gao Shan High School
- Chapter 9 - I'm a Farmer, This is a Beet!
- Chapter 8 - Abyss God! Activate!
- Chapter 7 - Excellent, an Evil God Has Its Eyes on Me
- Chapter 6 - The Most Insane Accusation!
- Chapter 5 - The Death Rule Only I Can Crack!
- Chapter 4 - The Monster Who Ignores the Death Rule
- Chapter 3 - A Crooked Body Fears No Proper Shadow!
- Chapter 2 - The Undying Youth's Mental State is Stable
- Chapter 1 - The Uncatchable Murderer