Chapter 117: Kindness That Carries Over A Thousand Years
Chapter 117: Kindness That Carries Over A Thousand Years
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Chapter 117: Kindness That Carries Over A Thousand Years
Right now, Lulu was overflowing with joy—so much that she could hardly contain it.
Her dream, the one she had carried in her heart for years, had finally come true.
All around her, the chickens she had raised, loved, and cried over were floating in the air like a flock of goofy, round birds fulfilling their destiny.
Her dream, and theirs, had been achieved.
But then it hit her.
None of this would have happened by itself.
Someone had made this possible, someone who had gone out of his way, thought of her feelings, and worked hard to bring this miracle to life.
Her gaze instantly turned toward Luca.
And witthout a second thought, she ran.
“Lulu, wait—” Luca said, startled as he turned to see her sprinting straight toward him. “Wait, hold on—”
Before he could finish, she launched herself into him, nearly knocking him over, and wrapped her arms around him tightly.
“Thank you, Luca!” She cried, pressing her face into his chest. “Thank you so much!”
He blinked, caught off guard, and then smiled softly as her words continued to pour out like a waterfall.
“I-I thought you were joking!” She said between sniffles, her voice trembling with emotion. “I thought you were just trying to cheer me up. But you actually…you actually made it happen! You made my dream come true!”
She looked up at him, her eyes wide and glistening, her lips curling into the most heartfelt smile.
“Thank you, Luca! Thank you, thank you, thank you!”
Luca chuckled lightly, resting one hand on her head.
“You’re welcome, Chicken Queen.” He teased gently.
But before he could say more, Lulu tightened her hug, still trembling with excitement.
“No, seriously! How did you do it?!”
She asked eagerly, looking up with awe.
“You actually made chickens fly! That’s incredible!”
Then, puffing up her chest, she added proudly,
“You know, I actually thought I might have the potential to be a Hero. I mean, I’m powerful, you know! I can lift boulders, bend trees, I even once scared a snake away just by yelling at it!”
“But even I couldn’t make chickens fly! How did you do it, Luca?! Tell me!”
She looked at him with sparkling eyes, still clutching his shirt tightly.
At that point, Luna approached, equally fascinated.
“That’s what I want to know too.” She said curiously, pointing at the sky. “It’s obvious those chickens can’t fly naturally. Those round things tied to them must be what’s keeping them up.”
“But what are those? And how can something so small carry an entire chicken?”
“And wait…if those things can lift a chicken…” She said slowly, looking at Luca. “..then what if I hold on to one too? Would that make me float in the sky too?”
That immediately made Lulu gasp.
“Wait, really?! I can fly too?! Tell me that’s true, Luca! Tell me I can fly too!”
She said, shaking his sleeve eagerly, her face glowing like a child who had just found candy.
“Yes! Please tell us!” Luna nodded quickly beside her.
But Luca could only sigh with a small smile.
“Sorry to disappoint you both.” He said, scratching the back of his head. “But those balloons won’t work on you two.”
“What?!” They shouted in perfect unison.
“They can lift chickens.” Luca explained. “But you two are a little…well, heavier so I don’t think it’s possible.”
Instantly, both sisters froze—and then glared at him in shock.
“Excuse me?! Heavier?! Did you just say heavier?!”
Lulu let go of him immediately, puffing her cheeks in outrage.
“Are you seriously calling a lady heavy right now, Luca?!”
“I—wait, that’s not what I meant—” Luca began.
Luna turned bright red and quickly waved her hands.
“I-I’m not heavy!” She protested, flustered. “I’m actually quite light! In fact, I’m lighter than Lulu!”
“What did you just say?!” Lulu snapped, glaring at her sister. “You think you’re lighter than me?! That’s a bold claim, Luna!”
“It’s true!” Luna said, pouting. Then she held out her hands to Luca. “Here! Pick me up and see for yourself!”
Luca froze. “Uh…what?”
“You heard me!” Luna said confidently. “Go ahead, lift me! I’ll prove I’m not heavy!”
“Then you better lift me afterward too!” Lulu crossed her arms. “You’ll see who’s really heavier!”
By now, the surrounding elves were barely holding in their laughter.
“Ladies, ladies.” Luca interjected quickly, holding up his hands. “I didn’t mean it like that! You’re both not heavy, okay? You’re both perfectly fine.”
“But what I meant is that compared to chickens, you’re not light enough and there isn’t enough helium in those ballons to carry your weight.”
Hearing this made both of them stop.
“Balloons? He-li-um?” Luna repeated, tilting her head curiously. “Are those the things making them float?”
“Yep.” Luca said with a smile. “The colourful things you see up there are actually the balloons that are actually holding the gas called Helium.”
“It’s lighter than the air around us, so when it’s sealed inside those balloons, it makes them float upward. We use it in many ways—sometimes for science, sometimes just for fun.”
“Fun?!” Lulu’s eyes sparkled again. “You mean we can play with it too?!”
“Sure.” He said, pulling two small balloons from his pocket and handing them to the sisters. “Go on, try it yourselves.”
Lulu and Luna eagerly took one each.
“So we just…blow into it?” Lulu asked.
“Yep. Just find the hole and blow air into it until it gets big.”
“Got it!” Lulu said, puffing her cheeks as she blew hard and to her surprise, the balloon started to expand.
“Look, look, Luna! It’s getting bigger!”
Luna smiled, blowing into hers too. “Whoa…it’s actually becoming bigger!”
“This is amazing!” Lulu cheered, holding her balloon proudly. “Now, let’s see it fly!”
Before Luca could stop her, she let go.
FweeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE—!
The balloon zipped around in wild circles, screeching like a banshee before deflating completely and flopping pitifully onto the ground.
Everyone snickered at the horrible fail.
“Wh-What?!” Lulu’s face fell. “Why did it do that?! Why didn’t it fly straight?!” She asked pitifully.
“You dummy.” Luna sighed, shaking her head. “You were supposed to tie the end first! Otherwise, the air just escapes.”
“Oh!” Lulu said, realization dawning. “So that’s why!”
She blew up another one, this time carefully tying the end into a knot.
“There! Done!” She said proudly, holding it up. “Now it’s going to fly!”
She tossed it up eagerly—
And it floated for barely half a second before falling back down with a sad little bounce.
Luna froze, not expecting it to go down like that while Lulu cried out.
“What?! Why didn’t it fly?! I tied it properly! I did it right this time!”
Luca chuckled softly, crossing his arms.
“That’s because the air you’re blowing inside isn’t special, Lulu. It’s just the regular air that’s already all around us—the same air you breathe.”
“Helium, on the other hand, is a purified form of air or rather, a specific component of the atmosphere that’s been separated and refined. That’s what you actually need to make a balloon float.”
“Ohhh…” Luna’s eyes widened in realization. “So that’s what you meant earlier!”
“I thought maybe the balloon itself somehow changed the air inside into that…helium stuff. But now it makes sense. It’s a different part of the air entirely.”
Then her brows furrowed with curiosity.
“Wait, but how do you even get it? Where does it come from? Do you just…split open the air or something?”
Lulu joined in, her eyes big and eager.
“Yeah! How do you filter the air like that? Do you squeeze it really hard or something?”
“Not quite.” Luca shook his head. “There are a lot of industrial processes that go into it, complicated stuff that needs machines. It can even be found underground, in certain caves or gas pockets.”
He paused, a mischievous glint in his eyes.
“But luckily for you two, you don’t have to worry about that.”
“Huh?” The twins said together.
Luca grinned and gestured toward the side of the clearing.
“Because I brought a few tanks of helium with me.”
When they turned, they nearly gasped.
Behind the henhouse were dozens of metal canisters, lined up neatly—around fifty of them.
Each had a long nozzle and a colorful sticker that said “Helium – Handle with Care.”
“There are so many!” Luna said in awe.
“Yep.” Luca said proudly, patting one of the tanks. “About fifty of them. Each one filled with pure helium.”
“Now watch carefully—I’ll show you how it works.”
He picked up a balloon and held it in one hand, then grabbed one of the tank’s nozzles and carefully inserted it into the balloon’s mouth.
“You just press this lever gently.” He explained, pushing down.
A soft hiss filled the air as the balloon began to expand rapidly.
“And that’s it.” Luca said while tying the balloon. “Once it’s filled, tie the end—like this—and…”
He let it go, and the balloon rose gracefully, floating higher and higher into the sky.
Lulu and Luna’s mouths fell open.
“It’s…flying.” Luna whispered.
“It’s actually flying!” Lulu squealed. “And you didn’t even blow into it! The gas itself did it!”
“Exactly.” Luca nodded, pleased that they seems so enthusiastic about learning. “And I will say that normal helium helium itself can lift a chicken as long multiple ballons are added to it.”
“But the helium over here though, is a little special—kind of a supercharged version, so they can lift something heavier with one balloon. Like your feathered friends.”
“Supercharged helium?” Lulu repeated, amazed. “That sounds so cool! Can I try? Can I try next?”
Luca chuckled. “Of course. Go ahead, Chicken Queen.”
Lulu eagerly stepped forward, grabbing one of the colorful balloons while Luna held it steady.
“Okay, so I just put this thing in here?” She asked, fumbling with the nozzle.
“Yeah.” Luca said, leaning down to guide her hands. “Right there. Press that button.”
“Okay…here goes!”
The moment she pressed the nozzle, the balloon began to swell up fast.
“Oh my gods, it’s filling up! It’s filling up!” She shouted excitedly. “Look at it, Luna! It’s actually working!”
“Don’t fill it too much!” Luca quickly warned. “It’ll burst if you overdo it.”
“Ah—right!”
Lulu quickly released the button, her face flushed with excitement. She tied the end tightly, then turned to Luna, her eyes gleaming.
“Here! Take it! Let’s let it go together!”
Luna smiled and took the balloon carefully.
“Ready?”
“Ready!”
“Three…two…one!”
They both let go.
The balloon shot upward into the sky, soaring higher and higher until it became a tiny colorful speck among the clouds.
“It’s going!” Lulu cried joyfully, jumping up and down. “It’s going, it’s actually going!”
Luna smiled softly, shading her eyes with her hand.
“It’s beautiful…Do you think it’ll keep going? Maybe all the way to the heavens?”
Luca chuckled at her innocence.
“Sadly, no. It’ll go pretty far, but eventually the pressure will drop and it’ll come down. Even helium has its limits.”
Then he turned toward Lulu, smiling gently as he reached out to pat her head.
“But now…your chickens’ dreams have come true.”
Lulu looked up at him, blinking.
“From now on, the burden of chickens passing away without ever knowing the joy of flight will never happen again. And in fact…”
He straightened up, his tone turning playful yet sincere.
“…I think we should make this a tradition.”
“From this day forward, before any chicken becomes a meal, it will first fly. It will float in the air, just like today. That’ll be their final wish come true.”
The elves nearby murmured in awe, exchanging smiles at the sentiment.
“So? How about it, Lulu?” Luca turned to Lulu. “Does that sound like a good compromise?”
Lulu hesitated, her expression turning to a little sad.
Part of her still hurt at the thought of her chickens being eaten.
But as she looked around—at her sister, at her mother, at her aunt, and at all the smiling faces of the villagers—she realized how important this was.
Without meat, without proper nutrition, her people would grow weak, maybe even fall ill.
And the thought of her loved ones getting sick, all because she couldn’t let go of her attachment, made her heart ache.
Finally, she looked back up at Luca, her eyes filled with resolve.
“All right, Luca.” She said softly, a tender smile forming on her lips. “Even though it still hurts a little, I understand. If it’s for the good of everyone and if my chickens can fulfill their dreams before they go to heaven…””
“…then I’m okay with it.”
Then, raising a finger with a playful yet firm look, she added,
“But! They can only go to heaven after they’ve flown, got it? That’s the rule. No exceptions!”
Luca laughed and gave her a playful salute.
“Of course, of course. From now on, every single chicken that’s turned into food will fly first—I promise. The Chicken Queen’s decree shall be honored.”
“Good!” Lulu said proudly, puffing up her chest.
The elves clapped and cheered, touched by the heartwarming exchange.
And though Luca smiled along with them, a quiet thought lingered in his mind—that this little tradition might not last forever.
He had brought enough helium to last a few years, maybe more, but he knew that someday, the memory of this moment would fade.
Or so he thought.
Because little did he know, thousands of years later, long after his name had turned to legend, the elves of the future would still follow this tradition—
—sending every chicken into the air, letting them float, if only for a moment, before honoring them as food.
No one would remember exactly why. No one would recall who had started it.
But every elf would look up at the sky, smile, and whisper the words passed down for generations—
“Let them fly first.”
—all because one kind-hearted girl once wanted her chickens to know how it felt to fly.
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- Chapter 267: Impregnate Us!
- Chapter 266: A New Beginning
- Chapter 265: Peace In Death
- Chapter 264: Pooping Saved The Day?
- Chapter 263: Rot-Gut Flesh Burrowing Worm
- Chapter 262: Whistle Of Death
- Chapter 261: Cruel Grandfather
- Chapter 260: Restrictions Broken
- Chapter 259: Show Me The Evidence!
- Chapter 258: What Sort Of Person Was The Former Patriarch?
- Chapter 257: Collusion
- Chapter 256: Standing Before Death
- Chapter 255: A Mother’s Sorrow
- Chapter 254: Is Julius A Victim?
- Chapter 253: Forty Years Of Love And Affection
- Chapter 252: Puppet Matriarch
- Chapter 251: A Father’s Curse
- Chapter 250: When Everything Started To Fall Apart
- Chapter 249: The Truth Or Decapitation
- Chapter 248: The Truth Shall Set You Free
- Chapter 247: Arrow Of Challenge
- Chapter 246: He Violated My Butt!
- Chapter 245: I Need Poop!
- Chapter 244: Pieces Falling Into Place
- Chapter 243: I Beg You To Impregnate The Entire Village!
- Chapter 242: Conditions To Break One’s Virginity
- Chapter 241: Corpse Mattress
- Chapter 240: The Reward You Deserve
- Chapter 239: Are You Scared Of Me?
- Chapter 238: Torture Shed
- Chapter 237: You Screwed Up Big Time
- Chapter 236: A Horse With A Horn On It’s Head
- Chapter 235: Esme Needs Backup!
- Chapter 234: End Of The Line
- Chapter 233: Elven Chicken Feed
- Chapter 232: Phonebook Down A Throat
- Chapter 231: Can I Borrow Your Handsomeness?
- Chapter 230: Disgrace Of A Husband
- Chapter 229: I Want Revenge!
- Chapter 228: Let’s Share Experiences!
- Chapter 227: I Love Him More Then You Do!
- Chapter 226: Awkward Family Reunion
- Chapter 225: Flimsy Excuses
- Chapter 224: Unexpected Guest
- Chapter 223: Edging The Hero
- Chapter 222: Death By Booty
- Chapter 221: Not Wet Enough
- Chapter 220: My Daughter’s More Experienced Then Me?!
- Chapter 219: Well Well, How The Turntables
- Chapter 218: Punishment Or Love?
- Chapter 217: Why Are You Smiling?!
- Chapter 216: The Matriarch’s Seductive Figure
- Chapter 215: Taking Responsibility
- Chapter 214: I’ll Always Be Watching Over You
- Chapter 213: A Letter From Heaven
- Chapter 212: Letters Of Gratitude
- Chapter 211: Elf Ears = Charm+
- Chapter 210: Luca And Leona—Ear-Muff Making Machines!
- Chapter 209: I Can’t Live Without You
- Chapter 208: Elven Ear-Muffs
- Chapter 207: Run And Chase
- Chapter 206: The Tree Is Running Away!
- Chapter 205: One Kiss = One Step
- Chapter 204: Last Man Standing
- Chapter 203: A Tragic, But Romantic End
- Chapter 202: Bodybuilder Or Matriarch?
- Chapter 201: What Is This Strange Liquid?
- Chapter 200: Ravaging The Matriarch
- Chapter 199: I Deserve Compensation
- Chapter 198: Unfulfilled Wishes
- Chapter 197: Forty Years Of Hidden Kindness
- Chapter 196: Please Don’t Pull Out!
- Chapter 195: The Race Of Assassins
- Chapter 194: I’m Not A Stalker!
- Chapter 193: Hidden Love
- Chapter 192: The Secret Of The Spirit Of The Forest
- Chapter 191: Secret Helper
- Chapter 190: You’re The One Who Was Moaning Right?
- Chapter 189: Why Is My Mother So Innocent?!
- Chapter 188: The Search For The Lucky Elf
- Chapter 187: A Nest, A Bird, A Egg And A Cock
- Chapter 186: The Burden Of Responsibility
- Chapter 185: The Sacred Mark
- Chapter 184: Turn Me Into A Disgrace!
- Chapter 183: I Took Your Second Virginity?!
- Chapter 182: I Accept All Of You
- Chapter 181: Identical Twins, Identical Kitties
- Chapter 180: Bountiful Fruits
- Chapter 179: First Kiss
- Chapter 178: A Letter From The Goddess
- Chapter 177: Beheading One’s Little Brother
- Chapter 176: Have I Been Drugged?
- Chapter 175: I’ll Fight The Goddess For You!
- Chapter 174: Like Aunt, Like Niece
- Chapter 173: Unresolvable Hatred
- Chapter 172: Renewable And Non Renewable Disposal
- Chapter 171: A Taste Of Blood
- Chapter 170: Innocent Brothers
- Chapter 169: Shoot Me! Shoot Me Already!
- Chapter 168: End It All
- Chapter 167: Tell Us Your Secret!
- Chapter 166: Unfamiliar Feeling
- Chapter 165: Keep Petting Me!
- Chapter 164: Recoil = Jiggling Pudding
- Chapter 163: Cuter By The Second
- Chapter 162: Exposing Her True Self
- Chapter 161: Like Mother, Like Daughters
- Chapter 160: Unquenchable Curiosity
- Chapter 159: Gun Enthusiast Or Elf Matriarch?
- Chapter 158: Elf Shooting Range
- Chapter 157: An Assassin’s Favourite Gun
- Chapter 156: I’m Willing To Trade My Virginity For This Gun!
- Chapter 155: Justice? Heh, I Just Want Blood On My Hands
- Chapter 154: Agents Of Destruction
- Chapter 153: That’s Not War, That’s Genocide
- Chapter 152: Fight For Your Future
- Chapter 151: Looming Extinction
- Chapter 150: Demon Weapon
- Chapter 149: Elf Graffiti
- Chapter 148: The Weapon That Changed The World
- Chapter 147: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!
- Chapter 146: I’ve Got Presents For You
- Chapter 145: The Unbreakable Bond Between A Mother And Daughter
- Chapter 144: Ugly Bow
- Chapter 143: Strength And Skill
- Chapter 142: Same Bow, Different Accuracy
- Chapter 141: My Sister Is Moaning?!
- Chapter 140: Unfortunate Accident
- Chapter 139: Lethal Richochet
- Chapter 138: Overwhelming Trust
- Chapter 137: Impossible Shot
- Chapter 136: Success = Brutal Death
- Chapter 135: Let’s Increase The Stakes
- Chapter 134: Are You Angry I Got Him First?
- Chapter 133: Shameless Showcase Of Superiority
- Chapter 132: Smack That Ass!
- Chapter 131: Are You Trying To Assassinate Me?
- Chapter 130: Up-And-Down Bobbing Blanket
- Chapter 129: Butt Homing Arrows
- Chapter 128: Your Seed Has Protein Right?
- Chapter 127: My Hidden Flower Is Only For You
- Chapter 126: You Got To Push It Out
- Chapter 125: What?! I’ve Got A Chicken Bone In My Butt?!
- Chapter 124: Big Booty Problems
- Chapter 123: Cock Cosplay
- Chapter 122: Best Wingwomen Ever
- Chapter 121: Feed Us As Well!
- Chapter 120: I Want Your Juicy Meat In My Mouth!
- Chapter 119: Fried Chicken With A Side Of Shit
- Chapter 118: Chipmunk Village
- Chapter 117: Kindness That Carries Over A Thousand Years
- Chapter 116: Dream Fulfilled
- Chapter 115: I Feel Like A Chicken
- Chapter 114: Massive Gamble
- Chapter 113: You Massacred My Babies!
- Chapter 112: Chicken Is Life!
- Chapter 111: Why Does This Taste So Good?!
- Chapter 110: Miraculous Fried Chicken
- Chapter 109: Five-Hundred Year Old Elf
- Chapter 108: Let The Food Speak For Itself
- Chapter 107: What Is That Delicious Smell?!
- Chapter 106: The Spirit Of The Forest
- Chapter 105: Cocks Feel Like Cocks
- Chapter 104: Finger Licking Good
- Chapter 103: She’s A Bit Of A Sadist
- Chapter 102: Lulu, Queen Of All Chickens
- Chapter 101: ANYTHING BUT THE CHICKENS!
- Chapter 100: Hardcore Vegetarians
- Chapter 99: I’ve Been Eating My Veggies!
- Chapter 98: Moonlight Mastrubator
- Chapter 97: Match Made In Heaven
- Chapter 96: The One Pulling The Strings
- Chapter 95: You’re Making It Really Hard For Me To Not Fall For You
- Chapter 94: A Whore. A Succubus. A Bitch.
- Chapter 93: Share You’re Gift With All The Women Of This World
- Chapter 92: Thank You, Godesses Above
- Chapter 91: Find My Secret Garden
- Chapter 90: Too Big Too Handle
- Chapter 89: Three Inches On A Good Day
- Chapter 88: Man Of Principles
- Chapter 87: A Dangerous Man
- Chapter 86: Betrayal And Affairs
- Chapter 85: Why Does Washing Dishes Look So Sexy?
- Chapter 84: I’ll Break The Shackles That Bind You
- Chapter 83: Do What Your Heart Desires
- Chapter 82: All Hope Is Lost
- Chapter 81: Grant Me One Wish
- Chapter 80: Banishment Of The Hero
- Chapter 79: I’d Rather Die, Then Be A Slave
- Chapter 78: He’s One Of Us
- Chapter 77: Pampered In Kisses
- Chapter 76: The Arm Of A Junkie
- Chapter 75: Hope Reignited
- Chapter 74: My Little Katawa
- Chapter 73: Want To Go On A Date?
- Chapter 72: Smartest Person In The Room
- Chapter 71: Hide Like The Rats You Are
- Chapter 70: I Read It In A Book!
- Chapter 69: Deep-throating A Book
- Chapter 68: Taste Test
- Chapter 67: Let Me At Him!
- Chapter 66 - 50% Chance Of Recovery
- Chapter 65: Look How Ugly She Is!
- Chapter 64: Eclisar’s Truce
- Chapter 63: Abyssmal Lands
- Chapter 62: Unusual Symptoms
- Chapter 61: Hidden Chains
- Chapter 60: Who Cares? We Can Make More
- Chapter 59: Children Of Evil
- Chapter 58: I’ve Got The Reciepts
- Chapter 57: I Can’t Hold Back My Strength
- Chapter 56: The Weight Of One’s Life
- Chapter 55: I Respect You
- Chapter 54: Smiling Snake
- Chapter 53: Praise And Condemnation
- Chapter 52: You’re A Baby Compared To Me!
- Chapter 51: Obedient Wife
- Chapter 50: Half-Sisters By Blood, True Sisters By Heart
- Chapter 49: Messy Family Drama
- Chapter 48: He’s My Father
- Chapter 47: Do The Thing! Do The Thing!
- Chapter 46: Lumber Jack Elves
- Chapter 45: Calamity In Human Form
- Chapter 44: Rite Of Returning Roots
- Chapter 43: Seduce A Few And Get The Entire Village For Free
- Chapter 42: Can I Go Back Home?
- Chapter 41: Father Of The Nation
- Chapter 40: Let The Kids Grow Up
- Chapter 39: More Heroes?!
- Chapter 38: Genocide Is Good
- Chapter 37: Impress Me, Hero
- Chapter 36: Animal Exhibit
- Chapter 35: A Spark Of Hope
- Chapter 34: Naughty Dreams
- Chapter 33: Trust Me! I Stopped A War Single Handedly!
- Chapter 32: The Hero Is A Human?!
- Chapter 31: She Passed On With A Smile
- Chapter 30: What Did You Do To My Mother?!
- Chapter 29: Cold-Hearted Mother
- Chapter 28: Light And Darkness
- Chapter 27: Welcome To The Elf Village!
- Chapter 26: I’m Not Building A Fertility Clinic!
- Chapter 25: Their Little Soldiers Are On Retreat
- Chapter 24: They Betrayed You?!
- Chapter 23: Regression To Primitive Times
- Chapter 22: Elven Princesses
- Chapter 21: I Trust You...A Little Bit
- Chapter 20: Humans May Not Be So Bad After All
- Chapter 19: Humans Are Stupid!
- Chapter 18: Hold Me Hostage
- Chapter 17: Strategic Retreat
- Chapter 16: He Doesn’t Have Pointy Ears!
- Chapter 15: Guardians Of The Temple?
- Chapter 14: First Stop...Elf Village
- Chapter 13: So Many Bloody Heads
- Chapter 12: Open Sesame
- Chapter 11: The Forsaken One, Bound by No Grave
- Chapter 10: Have We Summoned A Demon?!
- Chapter 9: Trust Me
- Chapter 8: Coddled To Oblivion
- Chapter 7: The Undead Speaks
- Chapter 6: Two Continents
- Chapter 5: Crispy Creature
- Chapter 4: It Burns!!!
- Chapter 3: Grotesque Abomination
- Chapter 2: Suicidal Charge
- Chapter 1: I Don’t Like The Taste Of Burnt Bread